Apr 17 2025
Hunky Dory
David Bowie
4
Apr 18 2025
Fleet Foxes
Fleet Foxes
4
Apr 19 2025
Bryter Layter
Nick Drake
2
Apr 20 2025
Led Zeppelin
Led Zeppelin
1
Apr 21 2025
White Blood Cells
The White Stripes
2
Apr 22 2025
Hard Again
Muddy Waters
1
Apr 23 2025
The Atomic Mr Basie
Count Basie & His Orchestra
1
Apr 24 2025
Nebraska
Bruce Springsteen
2
Apr 25 2025
Wild Gift
X
2
Apr 26 2025
Black Holes and Revelations
Muse
3
Apr 27 2025
Technique
New Order
2
Apr 28 2025
Fuzzy
Grant Lee Buffalo
3
Apr 29 2025
Music in Exile
Songhoy Blues
3
Apr 30 2025
Sweetheart Of The Rodeo
The Byrds
Music’s alright, but the lyrics got major Bible camp energy.
2
May 01 2025
Being There
Wilco
3
May 02 2025
Real Life
Magazine
2
May 03 2025
Abraxas
Santana
2
May 04 2025
Behaviour
Pet Shop Boys
2
May 05 2025
Hot Fuss
The Killers
4
May 06 2025
Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers
Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
3
May 07 2025
The Slim Shady LP
Eminem
2
May 08 2025
461 Ocean Boulevard
Eric Clapton
TIL Eric Clapton is a racist, anti-vax piece of shit who built a career ripping off Black musicians and still thinks he’s a victim. Turns out the only thing legendary about him is his bullshit. Fuck Eric Clapton.
1
May 09 2025
Pictures At An Exhibition
Emerson, Lake & Palmer
WTF was this? These strange sounds made me so uncomfortable and jittery, I had to stop halfway through. I’m honestly not sure if you need to be an alien or pop some LSD before hitting play—but whatever it takes, I clearly wasn’t prepared. Definitely not my cup of tea.
1
May 10 2025
At San Quentin
Johnny Cash
5
May 11 2025
Jack Takes the Floor
Ramblin' Jack Elliott
2
May 12 2025
The Slider
T. Rex
3
May 13 2025
1984
Van Halen
2
May 14 2025
Bert Jansch
Bert Jansch
1
May 15 2025
Manassas
Stephen Stills
2
May 16 2025
Everything Must Go
Manic Street Preachers
2
May 17 2025
Green Onions
Booker T. & The MG's
2
May 18 2025
Live!
Fela Kuti
1
May 19 2025
The Fat Of The Land
The Prodigy
3
May 20 2025
Kind Of Blue
Miles Davis
After listening to this album, I can confidently say: I still don’t like jazz.
1
May 21 2025
Kid A
Radiohead
Not sure if this was an album or just meditation music. Either way, I nearly passed out by track three — and not in a good way.
2
May 22 2025
Floodland
Sisters Of Mercy
2
May 23 2025
Blackstar
David Bowie
2
May 24 2025
Endtroducing.....
DJ Shadow
I thought I signed up for "1001 Albums You Must Hear Before You Die," not "1001 Albums That Make You Wanna Die." This one was another total snoozefest.
2
May 25 2025
One World
John Martyn
If your dream playlist includes waiting room vibes and elevator ambience, this album absolutely delivers.
2
May 26 2025
Follow The Leader
Korn
I wasn’t aware that vague screaming paired with some background noise now qualifies as music. Good to know.
1
May 27 2025
Horses
Patti Smith
Maybe autotune has ruined my ears, but I’m pretty sure that wasn’t singing.
1
May 28 2025
Foo Fighters
Foo Fighters
3
May 29 2025
3 Years, 5 Months And 2 Days In The Life Of...
Arrested Development
3
May 30 2025
Foxbase Alpha
Saint Etienne
2
May 31 2025
Parachutes
Coldplay
2
Jun 01 2025
High Violet
The National
3
Jun 02 2025
Movies
Holger Czukay
WTF did I just listen to? It was… different. Sort of sounded like a child exploring the full creative potential of a soundboard with no adult supervision.
2
Jun 03 2025
Dire Straits
Dire Straits
3
Jun 04 2025
Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I'm Not
Arctic Monkeys
2
Jun 05 2025
Layla And Other Assorted Love Songs
Derek & The Dominos
3
Jun 06 2025
Daydream Nation
Sonic Youth
3
Jun 07 2025
American Idiot
Green Day
5
Jun 08 2025
GI
Germs
Without the instruments in the background, I wouldn’t be able to tell that this shouting is supposed to be music.
2
Jun 09 2025
Pacific Ocean Blue
Dennis Wilson
2
Jun 10 2025
Born To Run
Bruce Springsteen
2
Jun 11 2025
All Hail the Queen
Queen Latifah
2
Jun 12 2025
O.G. Original Gangster
Ice T
2
Jun 13 2025
Smile
Brian Wilson
2
Jun 14 2025
Funeral
Arcade Fire
3
Jun 15 2025
The Number Of The Beast
Iron Maiden
3
Jun 16 2025
Live At The Star Club, Hamburg
Jerry Lee Lewis
2
Jun 17 2025
The College Dropout
Kanye West
I refuse to hear a single second of an album made by human trash. Fuck Kanye West. Fuck Nazis.
1
Jun 18 2025
G. Love And Special Sauce
G. Love & Special Sauce
3
Jun 19 2025
The Good, The Bad & The Queen
The Good, The Bad & The Queen
3
Jun 20 2025
2112
Rush
2
Jun 21 2025
Meat Is Murder
The Smiths
2
Jun 22 2025
The Lexicon Of Love
ABC
2
Jun 23 2025
The Genius Of Ray Charles
Ray Charles
3
Jun 24 2025
This Is Fats Domino
Fats Domino
3
Jun 25 2025
Penance Soiree
The Icarus Line
2
Jun 26 2025
NEU! 75
Neu!
2
Jun 27 2025
For Your Pleasure
Roxy Music
2
Jun 28 2025
One Nation Under A Groove
Funkadelic
3
Jun 29 2025
Virgin Suicides
Air
2
Jun 30 2025
Honky Tonk Masquerade
Joe Ely
3
Jul 01 2025
Ready To Die
The Notorious B.I.G.
2
Jul 02 2025
It's A Shame About Ray
The Lemonheads
4
Jul 03 2025
Don't Come Home A Drinkin' (With Lovin' On Your Mind)
Loretta Lynn
3
Jul 04 2025
Superfuzz Bigmuff
Mudhoney
2
Jul 05 2025
At Folsom Prison
Johnny Cash
5
Jul 06 2025
At Fillmore East
The Allman Brothers Band
2
Jul 07 2025
Black Sabbath
Black Sabbath
3
Jul 08 2025
Blonde On Blonde
Bob Dylan
3
Jul 09 2025
S&M
Metallica
3
Jul 10 2025
New Gold Dream (81/82/83/84)
Simple Minds
If someone asked me what a generic, synth-drenched, basic-ass 80s album sounds like, I’d say: New Gold Dream, hands down. Too bad I can’t stand that cheesy 80s crap. 😂
2
Jul 11 2025
Stand!
Sly & The Family Stone
3
Jul 12 2025
Songs Of Leonard Cohen
Leonard Cohen
3
Jul 13 2025
Dear Science
TV On The Radio
3
Jul 14 2025
Djam Leelii
Baaba Maal
2
Jul 15 2025
Exodus
Bob Marley & The Wailers
5
Jul 16 2025
Getz/Gilberto
Stan Getz
3
Jul 17 2025
Basket of Light
Pentangle
The kind of music that makes you miss the Black Death.
1
Jul 18 2025
Orbital 2
Orbital
2
Jul 19 2025
Paranoid
Black Sabbath
3
Jul 20 2025
Highway to Hell
AC/DC
3
Jul 21 2025
Highly Evolved
The Vines
3
Jul 22 2025
Physical Graffiti
Led Zeppelin
2
Jul 23 2025
Happy Sad
Tim Buckley
This album is so boring, I started missing the sound of silence.
1
Jul 24 2025
Vol. 4
Black Sabbath
3
Jul 25 2025
Tuesday Night Music Club
Sheryl Crow
2
Jul 26 2025
Heaven Or Las Vegas
Cocteau Twins
2
Jul 27 2025
Something Else By The Kinks
The Kinks
2
Jul 28 2025
Listen Without Prejudice Vol. 1
George Michael
3
Jul 29 2025
good kid, m.A.A.d city
Kendrick Lamar
2
Jul 30 2025
Elephant Mountain
The Youngbloods
2
Jul 31 2025
Phrenology
The Roots
1
Aug 01 2025
Scott 4
Scott Walker
1
Aug 02 2025
Franz Ferdinand
Franz Ferdinand
3
Aug 03 2025
New York Dolls
New York Dolls
2
Aug 04 2025
Future Days
Can
WTF was that? I honestly feel like I listened to a different album than everyone else. Is this 5-star hype part of some inside joke no one told me about?
1
Aug 05 2025
American IV: The Man Comes Around
Johnny Cash
4
Aug 06 2025
Pieces Of The Sky
Emmylou Harris
2
Aug 07 2025
Document
R.E.M.
4
Aug 08 2025
The Gilded Palace Of Sin
The Flying Burrito Brothers
2
Aug 09 2025
Be
Common
2
Aug 10 2025
Wonderful Rainbow
Lightning Bolt
Wtf was that?!
1
Aug 11 2025
The Stone Roses
The Stone Roses
4
Aug 12 2025
Cloud Nine
The Temptations
3
Aug 13 2025
The United States Of America
The United States Of America
1
Aug 14 2025
The Contino Sessions
Death In Vegas
2
Aug 15 2025
Faust IV
Faust
2
Aug 16 2025
A Rush Of Blood To The Head
Coldplay
3
Aug 17 2025
Ambient 1/Music For Airports
Brian Eno
2
Aug 18 2025
Lupe Fiasco's Food & Liquor
Lupe Fiasco
2
Aug 19 2025
Tidal
Fiona Apple
2
Aug 20 2025
The La's
The La's
3
Aug 21 2025
Lam Toro
Baaba Maal
1
Aug 22 2025
Happy Trails
Quicksilver Messenger Service
1
Aug 23 2025
Rumours
Fleetwood Mac
4
Aug 24 2025
New Boots And Panties
Ian Dury
1
Aug 25 2025
Sometimes I Wish We Were An Eagle
Bill Callahan
2
Aug 26 2025
The Chronic
Dr. Dre
2
Aug 27 2025
OK
Talvin Singh
1
Aug 28 2025
Licensed To Ill
Beastie Boys
2
Aug 29 2025
Autobahn
Kraftwerk
2
Aug 30 2025
Elephant
The White Stripes
4
Aug 31 2025
Red Dirt Girl
Emmylou Harris
2
Sep 01 2025
Siembra
Willie Colón & Rubén Blades
3
Sep 02 2025
Arrival
ABBA
5
Sep 03 2025
Suicide
Suicide
1
Sep 04 2025
School's Out
Alice Cooper
3
Sep 05 2025
From Elvis In Memphis
Elvis Presley
3
Sep 06 2025
Bad
Michael Jackson
4
Sep 07 2025
Leftism
Leftfield
4
Sep 08 2025
Good Old Boys
Randy Newman
3
Sep 09 2025
KIWANUKA
Michael Kiwanuka
3
Sep 10 2025
Paris 1919
John Cale
3
Sep 11 2025
Let England Shake
PJ Harvey
3
Sep 12 2025
1989
Taylor Swift
I just don’t get the Taylor Swift hype. Every song sounds the same, her style is super basic, and her voice? Nothing special. And somehow she’s a billionaire off this? Meanwhile Lady Gaga actually has talent and a voice that blows you away.
And the private jet thing… she’s zipping around the U.S. like it’s no big deal, while we peasants struggle with soggy paper straws to “save the planet.”
Peak basic. I’ll happily die on this hill.
2
Sep 13 2025
Darkness on the Edge of Town
Bruce Springsteen
3
Sep 14 2025
I'm Your Man
Leonard Cohen
2
Sep 15 2025
Young Americans
David Bowie
3
Sep 16 2025
The Köln Concert
Keith Jarrett
2
Sep 17 2025
Chocolate Starfish And The Hot Dog Flavored Water
Limp Bizkit
After I heard the first song on the album, where the singer keeps singing (or should I say shouting) “fuck me like an animal”, I just knew this was going to be a poetic masterpiece.
If I took a shot every time they said “fuck” (or some variation like “fucking” or “motherfucker”), I’d be dead from alcohol poisoning by the second track.
But to put it in the words of the ever-creative and oh-so-poetic Fred Durst (or whoever came up with these impeccable lyrics): fuck this album and fuck Limp Bizkit.
1
Sep 18 2025
Beautiful Freak
Eels
4
Sep 19 2025
Crazysexycool
TLC
3
Sep 20 2025
Pornography
The Cure
2
Sep 21 2025
Live At Leeds
The Who
3
Sep 26 2025
Fun House
The Stooges
1
Sep 27 2025
Music for the Masses
Depeche Mode
2
Sep 28 2025
The Bones Of What You Believe
CHVRCHES
4
Sep 29 2025
The Soft Bulletin
The Flaming Lips
4
Sep 30 2025
Rock 'N Soul
Solomon Burke
4
Oct 01 2025
Bitches Brew
Miles Davis
Wow, this was bad… but hey, at least it dragged on forever.
1
Oct 02 2025
Dr. Octagonecologyst
Dr. Octagon
1
Oct 03 2025
Opus Dei
Laibach
2
Oct 04 2025
Crime Of The Century
Supertramp
2
Oct 05 2025
Oxygène
Jean-Michel Jarre
Heard this was a banger on the way to Saturn.
2
Oct 06 2025
The Piper At The Gates Of Dawn
Pink Floyd
This left me feeling nervous and uncomfortable.
1
Oct 07 2025
Buena Vista Social Club
Buena Vista Social Club
2
Oct 08 2025
AmeriKKKa's Most Wanted
Ice Cube
1