My 1001 Albums Journey

474

Albums Rated

2.49

Average Rating

44%

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615 albums remaining

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2010

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You Love More Than Most

Album	You	Global	Diff
25 Adele	5	3.37	+1.63
Fleet Foxes Fleet Foxes	5	3.43	+1.57
Arrival ABBA	5	3.52	+1.48
...Baby One More Time Britney Spears	4	2.7	+1.3
American Idiot Green Day	5	3.77	+1.23
At San Quentin Johnny Cash	5	3.78	+1.22
Exodus Bob Marley & The Wailers	5	3.94	+1.06
At Folsom Prison Johnny Cash	5	3.96	+1.04

You Love Less Than Most

Album	You	Global	Diff
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin	1	4.07	-3.07
Kind Of Blue Miles Davis	1	4.04	-3.04
Hard Again Muddy Waters	1	3.6	-2.6
The Atomic Mr Basie Count Basie & His Orchestra	1	3.5	-2.5
Live! Fela Kuti	1	3.44	-2.44
The Dark Side Of The Moon Pink Floyd	2	4.43	-2.43
Home Is Where The Music Is Hugh Masekela	1	3.35	-2.35
Brilliant Corners Thelonious Monk	1	3.33	-2.33
The Black Saint And The Sinner Lady Charles Mingus	1	3.33	-2.33
Horses Patti Smith	1	3.31	-2.31

Artists

Favorites

Artist	Albums	Average
Johnny Cash	3	4.67
Nirvana	3	4.67

Least Favorites

Artist	Albums	Average
Miles Davis	3	1.33
Kanye West	2	1
Led Zeppelin	2	1.5
Baaba Maal	2	1.5
Can	2	1.5
Ice Cube	2	1.5
Pink Floyd	3	2
Radiohead	4	2.25

5-Star Albums (9)

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Not sure if this was an album or just meditation music. Either way, I nearly passed out by track three — and not in a good way.

Wow, this was bad… but hey, at least it dragged on forever.

This left me feeling nervous and uncomfortable.

1-Star Albums (44)

Chocolate Starfish And The Hot Dog Flavored Water

All Ratings (474)

Music’s alright, but the lyrics got major Bible camp energy.

TIL Eric Clapton is a racist, anti-vax piece of shit who built a career ripping off Black musicians and still thinks he’s a victim. Turns out the only thing legendary about him is his bullshit. Fuck Eric Clapton.

WTF was this? These strange sounds made me so uncomfortable and jittery, I had to stop halfway through. I’m honestly not sure if you need to be an alien or pop some LSD before hitting play—but whatever it takes, I clearly wasn’t prepared. Definitely not my cup of tea.

After listening to this album, I can confidently say: I still don’t like jazz.

Not sure if this was an album or just meditation music. Either way, I nearly passed out by track three — and not in a good way.

I thought I signed up for "1001 Albums You Must Hear Before You Die," not "1001 Albums That Make You Wanna Die." This one was another total snoozefest.

If your dream playlist includes waiting room vibes and elevator ambience, this album absolutely delivers.

I wasn’t aware that vague screaming paired with some background noise now qualifies as music. Good to know.

Maybe autotune has ruined my ears, but I’m pretty sure that wasn’t singing.

WTF did I just listen to? It was… different. Sort of sounded like a child exploring the full creative potential of a soundboard with no adult supervision.

Without the instruments in the background, I wouldn’t be able to tell that this shouting is supposed to be music.

I refuse to hear a single second of an album made by human trash. Fuck Kanye West. Fuck Nazis.

If someone asked me what a generic, synth-drenched, basic-ass 80s album sounds like, I’d say: New Gold Dream, hands down. Too bad I can’t stand that cheesy 80s crap. 😂

The kind of music that makes you miss the Black Death.

This album is so boring, I started missing the sound of silence.

WTF was that? I honestly feel like I listened to a different album than everyone else. Is this 5-star hype part of some inside joke no one told me about?

Wtf was that?!

I just don’t get the Taylor Swift hype. Every song sounds the same, her style is super basic, and her voice? Nothing special. And somehow she’s a billionaire off this? Meanwhile Lady Gaga actually has talent and a voice that blows you away. And the private jet thing… she’s zipping around the U.S. like it’s no big deal, while we peasants struggle with soggy paper straws to “save the planet.” Peak basic. I’ll happily die on this hill.

After I heard the first song on the album, where the singer keeps singing (or should I say shouting) “fuck me like an animal”, I just knew this was going to be a poetic masterpiece. If I took a shot every time they said “fuck” (or some variation like “fucking” or “motherfucker”), I’d be dead from alcohol poisoning by the second track. But to put it in the words of the ever-creative and oh-so-poetic Fred Durst (or whoever came up with these impeccable lyrics): fuck this album and fuck Limp Bizkit.