Dr. Octagonecologyst

Couldn’t do it

Nice beats but a rough one for me

If I can borrow one of the words used in this album: it's doodoo.

This was shit

Nothing redeeming about this album which was obvious as soon as the intro started.

The best thing that came out of this is the sublime rap group Commodore 64.

Sucks!

Bad 1/5

nowhere near as smart or innovative as it thinks it is

Another 90's rap album over an hour long. What did I do to deserve this one? I will give this album some credit. It tried something a bit weird and different that's for sure. It introduces the character of Dr. Octagon who is a homocidal, extraterrestrial, time traveling gynecologist and surgeon. Yes, really. Unfortunately my praise stops here. It's crap. I don't like to use words like that, I normally like to say it's my opinion, but no, this is rubbish and don't let anyone tell you otherwise. It bored me. The flow isn't great. The beats are low energy and it went on for what felt like 572 years. I didn't like anything about this. The track 'Visit To The Gynecologist' is absolutely bizarre, and ventures into creepy territory and that was the only standout because of how weird it was. Please stop giving me rap albums that fill the maximum length of a CD.

A tough listen, and honestly, I’d give it a lower rating if I could. This sounds pretty familiar... like my blender on a bad day. I have no idea how this clicks for some people as music. It’s chaotic and disjointed, leaving me more confused than entertained.

This album is on this list but not Liquid Swords or The Infamous. What the hell. Terrible rapping and the production is kinda trash too. 2/10.

Meh some psycho shit rap style

Após escutar a Intro e a primeira faixa eu percebi a terrível realidade que eu tinha mais 1 hora disso pra aguentar. Pra ser justo, a produção é boa, em momentos chega até a ser ótima, as batidas são interessantes e variadas. É fácil dizer que o incrível Dan The Automator é o que salva esse disco de ser um desastre total. Mas álbuns assim não são nem um pouco do meu agrado. Não gosto de skits e interludes, sempre acho eles perda de tempo. Não gosto de música que tenta ser engraçada (principalmente quando o humor empenhado é dolorosamente sem graça... piada com estupro e piada escatológica, parece que o cara tem 11 anos de idade). Também não gostei nem um pouco dos versos do Kool Keith, achei quase todos bem irritantes de ouvir por conta do flow inortodoxo que ele costuma usar. Pra dar um pouco de crédito, a arte da capa é muito boa e eu até curti a temática científica. É algo verdadeiramente diferente, não só no gênero, mas em música como um todo. E, vou reiterar, as batidas são boas e as vezes até ótimas. Mas não foi o suficiente pra salvar esse álbum. Eu estava tendo um dia ruim e ele só o piorou. 1/5

Pretty annoying experience for me. 1.5/5

Underground rap album? Seems pretty bad. Made it through the first 4 songs.

Bizarre.

Siis miten tää onnistuu yhdistämään kaikkia mun inhokkeja, avaruusrobotteja ja r*iskaamista jne. naisiin ikävästi suhtautumista ja ruumiillista ällöttävyyttä… Inhorealtioltani on vaikea kuunnella vakavasti.

Meh

Just, no. I gave up a little over half way through.

Rap, Eminem eta La Mala apartez, ez zait gustatzen.

A complete (and grody) waste of time

If you’re an edgy twelve year old who loves rhymes about bodily fluids and sexual assault, boy have I got an album for you.

Imagine meeting someone and they tell you this is their favorite album.

Though something new Im sure at the time, it was immature and gross

It certainly has the distinction of being the most sophomoric album I've ever heard. It doesn't even border on being juvenile, it marches over the line ridiculously. It could have been fine otherwise, but this is perhaps the most misplaced album on the list so far. The music itself really isn't bad, at least not abrasive.

I usually love concept albums, but was very disappointed by this one. It's just some guys perverted fantasy.

The beats are dope.However, let me quote one of the songs to describe the rapping. “Armed with seven rounds of space doo-doo pistols.” Doo-doo indeed. Is this the right list? I feel like this is 1001 albums to hear to make you want to die.

This is a very different beast from every record so far. Trip-hop rap. I feel more prepared for this than for some of the previous records, but not necessarily my comfort zone. intro is kinda wild but looking at the track names i'm not shocked first track is interesting, but not too out there, which i was expecting i'm feeling kinda the same thing as with moby's play. there are a lot of elements here that are interesting, but not too much that excites me. the chorus of earth people is really just not hitting. im starting to think some of these albums are historic and experimental for the time, but don't really hold up with the changing of the times. but hey, it's only been two tracks no awareness is the best track so far. still not blown away though. real raw is better too! i might have judged this too quickly. what are these interludes though, im curious about that blue flowers is great everything after that... what is with the sexual shit? like i dont care about sex in songs at all, but a visit to the gynecologyst? what the fuck man bear witness is kinda boring dr octagon is so edgy wow he's rapping about sex guys did you hear that? wow all those dated references, but get this, they're twisted!! oh my god i don't know, maybe all this was revolutionary at the time, but nowadays i can really to what makes this record interesting (some of the samples and instrumentals) but with better lyrics and production and with an actual interesting development. that being said girl let me touch you is one of the better tracks here man i get that you're horny and all but why all the panties mentions. and most of all, why have i heard a variation of "poo-poo" at least 4 times. once was too much. i'm destructive is fine next track is fine too. one of the better ones. i take it back actually. goes nowhere after 4 minutes. halfsharkalligatorhalfman was my last hope for this thing... i'm just waiting for it all to end at this point the random blue flowers revisit is a highlight in this dark and hopeless half end. makes me want to be less mean on my rating. but then i remember that dumbass roleplaying and i get mad all over again. also the revisit is not near as good as the original, why does it exist? waiting list is another one that has potential but why is it 5 minutes of the same samples and not so interesting lyrics? again, this shit just goes nowhere. god i'm relieved to reach the last track and finish this shit. can't wait to listen to anything else after this overall, this is probably the album i've enjoyed the least so far. there is a lot of potential here, but it just gets wasted on songs that go nowhere interesting and have shitty lyrics. i'm sure i missed a lot of smart lyrics, and a lot of good themes (less sure about that), but most of what i did catch was just a sorry attempt at being edgy. and even what there is of interest here was accomplished in much better ways by other records. i'm unsure about what rating to give here - my heart is saying 1 but my mind is saying 2. i'm hesitant to give it a 1 because there is something valuable here, and i did enjoy a few tracks. but as i'm writing this i just heard about bees flying around a rectum and i'm just..... so tired of all this.... when will it end..... maybe i'll give it a 2 for the few bright moments it has. but then again, a 1 is also available for a reason. and the many moments i didn't like (and downright hated) do outweight the few i liked... i'll think about it. i'll probably never listen to this again. even more, if i ever meet someone who says they like this album, i'll probably judge them for it. bye

Yet another obscure Hip-Hop/Rap album - this one is more pretentious than most.

It's not boring or repetitive, it's very boring and very repetitive. I listened carefully, but all the tracks sound the same, and 3 minutes would have been enough rather than boring me for 1 hour and 5 minutes...

Dr. Octagonecologyst? Dr. Octagon? WTF? Didn’t need to hear this except to check its box for this exercise.

Well this is an album I'd never heard of before. *Checks Wikipedia*. Oh, east coast rap. That doesn't augur well...what's more it's over an hour long. Playing this album through was a struggle. It was offensive, cliched and boring at various times.

1 - Una completa porquería!

Well they really committed to the concept. I can sort of imagine how one would find this amusing, I found it incredibly disturbing.

Bad

I almost thought this was a joke. This list apparently is cluttered with entries recommended by people who feel burdened to celebrate mediocrity, perhaps as penance toward some socially engineered guilt or shame. Anyway, this album is bad, especially for early ‘90s rap/hip hop.

I hated every second of this. By far the worst album yet and if I could give 0 stars I would.

Hilarious terrible flow and lyrics. And music.

Ab in die Tonne. Das ist die nächste Ladung Müll!

This should be on no one’s list, much less this one. Horrible.

I saw some say what I am about to say which is NOPE

Lord above, if anyone tells you this fool is good, or that this album is one of the best, most innovative rap albums of all time, they are lying straight to your face. This was awful. Dude is just some horny pervert who just says random crap every other line that makes no sense, and when it does, it's just disgusting. This was awful.

HOW is this on the list? the opening track is just gross, & disturbing, and several others are too. over an hour of repetitive beats & lyrics that are nothing but nonsense non-sequiturs (1/2 shark, 1/2 alligator, & 1/2 man). don't want to say any more since I've wasted over an hour listening to this pathetic album. absolute waste.

Ok 90’s beats but not ok enough to hold this up as something I’d be inclined to put on again.

Once again I could not fully complete this album. I can’t even put into words whatever I was forced to listen to but ooohhh boy never again please.

Sounds like an overeager teenager stole his older brother's recording equipment and spent a week making late night mostly lame recordings. Not a big fan of his rap style nor the stupid grade 7 lyrics. Jeez grow up a little. "No Awareness" isn't terrible, but overall this is bad. Couldn't finish. Best singular moment: Gnip-Gnop reference. 3/10 1 star.

Not for me.

This is just everything that I don't enjoy listening to

Pretty bad and really stupid. Production is cool, but can't get over the terrible lyrics

what if you used a lot of these great beats and instrumentation and didn't bury it under dumb shock rap

fucking woof, dude

listening to the intro like: ☹️ I felt a little redeemed on this one as I read the album blurb. "Dr. Octagon is an incompetent, time-traveling, possibly extraterrestrial surgeon who pretends to be a female gynecologist and molests his patients and nurses. The concept makes for some undeniably juvenile (and, arguably, hilarious) moments..." Well, juvenile, sure, let's keep reading - "Keith has since lost his taste for the album, tiring of hearing it compared favorably to his subsequent work, and complaining that the only new audience he gained was white." Honestly there's something very fitting about the idea that this album mostly brought underground hip-hop back to the attention of white people who had mostly moved on to different types of music after they stopped voyeuristically consuming the late 80's gangster rap (if this blurb is to be believed). It feels a lot like how popular Eminem got with his "my dark and twisted mind > : ]]] you can see it through my alter ego!!! it is HIM talking about doing these things" ....thing. Or maybe I'm just really boring and whiny and millenial for being mostly grossed out by this. Every time one song had a good groove and interesting enough lyrics it was like a guarantee the next one would be a creepy skit.

Really not my thing at all. Didn't enjoy it.

Strange, thematically consistent, but not good.

Sonically good but too crass to be classy.

por favor menos álbumes misóginos y más hechos por mujeres

"Earth people, I was born on Jupiter". I wish he stayed there.

Just the name is enough to turn me off. And yep. There’s better hip hop. 1 star. Shouldn’t be here.

Rap

The Good: In case we get sick, there will be a doctor in the house! The Bad: this only applies if you get sick in your private parts… The Ugly: I’m not a girl… What in the actual FUCK!!!!!?????????!!?!?!?!??!?!??!? How many times does a rapper from the ‘90s have to mention Shakespeare as this will give his “poetry” more meaning? When will the NON OBVIOUS ABUSE of a thesaurus be rewarded? Why my personal abuse of many CAPS and !@!!!!, well, glad you asked… The last 7 albums, SEVEN albums, that I’ve had the DISPLEASURE of finding on this list has contained only 1 3*, 2 2*, which means 4 1*… and with this utter piece of useless TRASH that makes 5 1* Then again, I don’t like hip hop, nor really care for country, and those were the main genres I was forced to listen to… Here’s to tomorrow ROCKIN’ my socks off PLEASE 1*

Wasn’t a big fan

Nope

The opening sex scene is an immediate skip from me dawg. 1/5 did not finish

Langweilig, aber nicht nur das: Das Album und die Songs widerstreben mir oder ich strebe mich, die Musik darin zu hören oder überhaupt zu erkennen. Zuerst zum „Langweilig“: Dr. Octagon probiert nicht viel und die Beats sind sehr starr und wandeln sich kaum. In jedem Song hat es sehr viele Wiederholungen im gleichen Beat, das finde ich langweilig. Keinerlei Harmonien, nur einzelne Basslines oder Stimmen, die sich x-fach genau gleich wiederholen. Nur in Blue Flowers passiert was, das klingt am Anfang vielversprechend, ist dann aber doch sehr repetitiv. Jetzt zum Widerstreben: Ich denke, die Lyrics sind der Kern dieser Art von Musik, und das liegt mir nicht. Mir sagt Musik nur etwas, wenn mich die Harmonien und Rhythmen fesseln und diese den Text oder ein Gefühl so vermitteln, dass es mich trifft. Ich höre nicht von selbst auf die Lyrics, vor allem nicht, wenn ich die Musik drumherum langweilig, nicht ansprechend und uninteressant finde. Ich habe mich angestrengt, den Lyrics des Albums zuzuhören, aber sie sagen mir nichts. Abgesehen von der schieren Menge, mit der man bombardiert wird, und von Verweisen, die ich nicht verstehe, widern mich die Lyrics oft an: Zu viel explicit content, ich finde die Lyrics teilweise patriarchal und beinahe durchgehend unangenehm obszön. Vielleicht hat Dr. Octagon bei mir genau das erreicht, was er wollte: Ekel, Widerstreben, Wut. Er hat provoziert, das ist ihm gelungen. Aber wofür? Ich persönlich bin vor lauter Provokation, Obszönität und uninteressanter Musik nicht gewillt, zuzuhören. Bei mir kommt keine wichtige Message an. Ich verharre in Unverständnis.

Silly. No list of must listen to albums needs to include this.

Borderline unlistenable.

Ehkä seassa on jotain hienoja lyriikoita, mut päällimäisenä tuntuu aika genitaaliselta levy yleisesti. ykkösen ja kakkosen välillä (levyn teemaan sopivasti). kiinnostava faktoidi: prodigyn smack my bitch up samplaa tätä äijää (ei tosin tältä levyltä).

Got about halfway through this album and realized I didn't like a single song yet. I skipped ahead and listened to about a minute of each song, and nothing was great or amazing. Sorry, this is not an album I must before I die. It's not great. 1/5

Terrifying

cheesy and totally dated

Welp. This, from the Wikipedia article, should tell you all you need to know about how I feel about this album -- "Dr. Octagon is an extraterrestrial surgeon from Jupiter who uses space technology and primitive tools to perform medical procedures on his patients, some of whom die as he conducts his rounds, while others are murdered by his careless, barbaric acts. Octagon also practices as an orthopaedic gynaecologist and seduces and engages in sexual intercourse with his female patients and nurses." Also this album is obsessed with the word "rectum"

American shit

Nee. Zu unruhig für mich.

Als het internet zou bestaan zouden zij zo gepest worden dat dit nooit uit zou komen. Het is echt niet goed, en uit rancune geef ik het een 1 ipv 2 omdat dit een plek inpikt van zo veel betere artiesten in dat weirdo sci fi cartoonige hoekje die hier wél in horen

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Subject matter is shit, vocals are shit, the beats are...fine, theres one okay song but I hated alot of this, I then navigated to the Wikipedia and found out that our Doctor is a actually homicidal, extraterrestrial, time-traveling gynecologist and surgeon and I hate it even more because of this, it does explain the opening track being noises from a porn film. Fuck this noise

Childish lyrics / how is this in the top 1,001 albums

Ganz furchtbar.

The only comedic part of this that I found funny was his flow. I can only guess what the lyrics are, but if they are the same old "throw in as many edgy bars as possible to shock somebody's grandma", then I didn't lose much

Weird.

Not my thing. This came immediately after I had listened to AmeriKKKa's Most Wanted, which only made it worse. The flow is clunky in comparison. The lyrics aren't doing anything for me - he's seriously out here making pee pee doo doo jokes. Also this album is LONG.

Another album that should have never made the listing.

Eh did not like the bathroom humor

Nope

This shit is NOT it 😭

Ok. So far I haven't found any hip hop album that I liked. They're all so bad. I had hopes for this one when I saw the cover, it's a cool image. Pressed play and all my hopes were immediately shot. This is so much garbage. Why the hell is this on the list of albums I need to hear? I mean even though hip hop is not my taste, I understand why all the hip hop records I've come across so far are on the list, but this? It's just 100% terrible and has no redeeming qualities whatsoever. The lyrics literally sound like a 7-year-old wrote them. Or maybe the kid we all knew in high school that either thought it was funny to have a 7-year-old sense or humor or just never grew out of it for some reason. Either way this record is trash and should be forgotten so future historians don't accidentally come across it thousands of years from now an judge us by it. “No wonder they died out” they’ll all say. 0/5

The “Doctor” performed an experiment that failed.

Starts with a sex skit. Doesn't really improve from there.

Most tracks seem to be about nothing, and the beats are same-y. A concept album really needs more than just a vague idea.

Was not good at all.

Terrifying.

Yeah ok, I get it.... wibbedy scribbedy wack wacka wibbedy wack, *spit lyrics* bang head* low pants * high gimmicks. Very high shock value, no real musicality. I'm disgusted by the gynecologist song. More misogyny. Would like to hear - ripping the penis open and inserting things inside it- version of this.

No thanks

I can kinda see what they were trying to do here… it’s just not for me

Super weird. First song was porn. Some of the songs are just repeating the title of the song or a one-sentence phrase over a repetitive beat. I like a few of the songs but I would never buy this album.

Another one for the Hip-Hop pile. 1/5

Beats sucked, hooks were bad, rap was decent. this was an hour long grind.

Awful. Tried to listen but couldn’t get through this.

Wtf is this?

I'm not really familiar with the overall rap scene, but I know this isn't typical. I really just don't know what to make of it. If you told me these were songs written when Dr. Octagon was, what, 8 or 9? It would make total sense. There is something there, and it's bizarrely surreal, but it's also obsessed with the things kids get obsessed with when they learn about sex, but haven't hit puberty yet. I also vaguely wonder if he was committed to a psych ward for a while. Also, was Andre 3000 a hit of this album as a kid or something? Maybe the year 3000 just fits well into rap lyrics? This album definitely encourage my tendency to have random thoughts float in my head.

So I usually have a few thoughts on just about every album, but “Dr. Octogoncologyst” – not so much… It’s basically the same, on long musical track throughout – interlaced with some pre-recorded loop shit, where the artist tried to work the word “rectum” into just about every track… Dreadful effort, produced by someone with the sensibilities of the 5th grade boy… Ugh…

Spotify, please bring back the "Exclude from taste profile" option EXPEDITIOUSLY

Maybe this doesn’t deserve a 1 but I really did not have fun trudging through this

This was atrocious

der sound ist gut, aber sonst?! eh ja.

Wow, another rap album where all the tracks and interludes are about how much sex the rapper haves. Exhilarating

can't even

I really don't like to be a hater, but sometimes I have to. This whole thing felt like a 30 Rock bit, he kind of sounds like Tracy Jordan and I was just waiting for him to break out with "Werewolf Bar Mitzvah" at some point. That was the vibe of this thing. Like listen to "Halfsharkalligatorhalfman" and tell me this exact thing couldn't have been some Liz Lemon-Tracy Jordan bit in 30 Rock. I don't have a ton to say about this, but it's just so random that it's hard to even wrap my head around. I'm not exactly sure who this is for, but I guess someone is into it. It sounds like someone that's either trying to be a little too edgy and it falls flat, or someone that is legitimately crazy. Hilariously, the artist, Kool Keith aka Dr. Octagon, apparently has since dismissed the album saying that "it unfairly overshadows his later work, and that the only new audience it attracted was white". I don't know, not me, it was too weird. Favorite song: Blue Flowers Other: Halfsharkalligatorhalfman 6/15/24

What a wackadoo concept. Completely ridiculous lyrics, like this guy is not all there. The parts of it that are coherent are just so wrong, on levels. Musically, I didn't hate it. But on the whole, I can't bring myself to anything higher than a 1 after that intro.

Slightly different childish skits and sexist lyrics to the standard hip hop. Still shit

Immature concept in every respect. Alice Cooper: Welcome to My Nightmare succeeds where this one fails.

How does only one of these tracks get an explicit tag?

This felt like an hour and five minutes of Tracey Morgan making unfunny sex jokes. Beats were ok.

what is this crap... couldn't stand it after 3 tracks

This list has terrible taste in hip hop.

Moraaliton..m

Like many of my early relationships, this album was childish and messy. At least I can look back on those relationships with some semblance of joy; this album I would rather forget.

No thank you

The Worst !!!

Production is ok, but honestly this was kinda corny. I probably would have loved this when I was a teenager though …

in some way it's iconic, but it objectively sucks

No bueno

Glad that is experience is over.

Bot my type

- - wow - what trash. Open mind or not - the quality is garbage. It's as if it was produced of self satisfaction to say \" Yo - I did a record, bitch!\" Move on... Only good thing is all of the songs are short.

Old school, scratchin' rap. Plenty of toilet humor and cheap double entendre. Rap or not, still .... meh.

About as bad as it gets.

Crap

I got 10 songs in and had to stop at a "A Visit To The Gynecologyst". I really tried to give this album a shot but it's trash. There's a bit of potential here but it's totally undone but the 90s rap crudeness and unnecessary vulgarity. 2/10 (1/5)

¿ nope

Pass

Not a rap fan

The beats and samples are intereting. The mood varies from Prince to Rage Against the Machine. But, in reality, I'd simply listren to prince or Rage against the Machine. Not terible but not really my thing.

I'm not a fan of rap, but I am a fan of trying everything on this project with an open mind, so looking at the track listing I was excited to see a rap album where every song didn't have the explicit filter next to it. Boy, how did all these songs dodge the NSFW filter? The first "song" is a porn scene with someone that sounds remarkably like Arnie. There's another porn scene in the middle of the album and the rest of it is full of doctor-themed inuendo and weak rhymes. No idea how this made it to the top 1001 albums.

Det är så man blir både ledsen och förbannad på en gång! Mest ledsen.... Och förbannad!

No thank you.

Gafst upp á miðri leið, ekki gott.

Shit like this is what gives misogyny a bad name.

This didn't age well. Also one of the rappers sounds like Tracy Morgan which made the whole thing sound like a bad SNL skit.

I really hated this. Not too many albums that I've wanted to turn off, but add this one to the list. Alternated between bored and annoyed the entire album.

Really ???? With so much great MUSIC out there what is the obsession with rap ???? 1*

I don't know how I feel about this. There's definitely a cool sound here that I can get in to, but nothing really grabs me. The lyrical flow is really solid and it's bizarre in a good way, but just isn't for me

Me podría morir sin escuchar esto.

Horrible, worse than horrible

Meh, not great. Boring

This was a chore to listen to. I didn't find it doing anything really interesting other than moral shock stuff. god that stunk

I liked the beats (sucker for trip hop), but even that couldn’t redeem this album. Far too many uses of “rectum” 🤮

Boring now a days

I want to like this album so bad but the lyrics are just so mediocre and gross at times. I love the beats and the idea is so cool. Its just when there's 2 min of record scratching or sexualizing a gynecologist visit? Like that's so weird! When have you ever heard someone sexualize a colonoscopy? Like what does that have to do with being a mad scientist? I know this is a debut album so I'm still giving credit the cover is pretty cool. Honestly skipped multiple tracks due to the lyrics being to uncomfortable. Horrible start to the 2024 album review list.

I guess the editors wanted to put an "alternative rap" album in the book. This album is not as interesting as Dr. Octagon may think it is. No clue why this album is in the book.

First listen Saved 2/20 Top track: I'm Destructive

Haha funny rap

This is just another example of me really not enjoying hip hop. It’s so bad. Maybe in terms of hip hop music this is actually incredible, but I have heard very little hip hop that I’ve liked. Wanted to give up half way through but I kept going. Not many tracks I can say I enjoyed, and some (Earth People, how is that one of the most streamed on the album?!) were just straight up annoying to listen to. What a waste of time this was. 2/10 Top 1: 1. No Awareness

Way too off-kilter for my taste.

AJ: read the wiki. Hard pass.

Skits...Repetitive...Meh, not for me. It is also very crass, I would not feel comfortable playing this in public. I did like "Halfsharkalligatorhalfman" though.

“A Visit to the Gynecologist” ummm WTF no thanks.

I did not enjoy this.

Yeah, give this a wide berth! I had to check whether ‘Kool Keith’ was a 12 year old boy, in which case some of it would have been impressive, but sadly not.

Wasn’t really a fan. There were some okay beats but the lyrics were kind of weird. Maybe I just didn’t get it

Too long; didn't care. Doesn't need to be on this list. Don't know why it is.

Couldn’t finish this. What a waste of one of the few hip hop slots here. Never heard of this this guy before and with good reason.

Really truly awful

couldn't finish it, it sucked

1. Absolutely not.

Absolutely horrendous

I couldn’t even finish it that’s how terrible it was. I stopped after visit to the gynaecologist it’s basically a song about a dude pretending to be a woman doctor so he can look at a girls vagina. He gives her exercises to do to loosen it and then after he reveals that he’s a man and obviously she freaks out. The other songs were also just the worst music I’ve heard in a long time. Terrible album don’t listen to it

- incredibly sexual - uncomfortable at points - uses big words and phrases to sound smart, but he’s just listing them - the only saving grace is the beats, but that’s not enough

No.

I always listen to albums all the way through but I couldn’t for this one. It’s just off putting and the intro was so weird

Can I stop listening to this? This is boring at best and disgusting at worst. Nothing here earns that musical quality seal to excuse some of the things said on here, and while I know that's the point, that doesn't mean I want to listen to it. Yes, the scratching and some of the beats are rarely good, but any album that thinks using Canon in D as a back beat is clever is no musical genius in my eyes. I'm only halfway through this and already want to stop, and that's rare for an album, even my one stars. After finishing it (although I did skip a good chunk of the songs once I figured out he was just gonna be rapping about rectums once again) I can confirm this is the lowest of the low. This may be my least favorite album so far, and if not, it's still terrible.

Laughable, belongs on the list of 1001 albums that were released for no apparent reason.

Awful, Actual Garbage

I felt violated. It was either a shitty song, softcore porn, or both.

Why are the worst albums always the longest? There's an attempt at making some sort of themed narrative throughline here, but no effort is put into making any of the beats or bars interesting. Every musical aspect of the LP feels phoned in and tired, and that's exactly how I felt as a result of listening.

What the heck was this? Hot garbage. Maybe it's an example of the first cringy annoying rap album? Did it rhyme? Sure. Was it good? No.

Lazy beats. Some corny bars even for the 90s. Flows are nice which compensate for some of the lack-luster rhymes but fail to save the album as a whole. Pretty disturbing. Favorite song: I’m Destructive

Terrible

Jesus, this album is gross. Don't really want to hear about a gynecologyst making sexual advances towards his patients... The music isn't really that good either. It's not absolute horrible, like many of my other 1 stars, but there's nothing interesting happening, and the flow isn't much to write home about for a majority of the album. Some of the sounds present on the album aren't pleasant on the ears. The scratches can be nice, I suppose. I guess the most notable thing about this album is how horny it can get, but it gets a bit uncomfortable. The humour didn't make me laugh, so that probably affected my enjoyment of this album. If I had a quarter for every time I heard the words "butt crack" and "rectum" on this album, I'd have a decent amount of quarters on my hands. I'm just glad it's over. Not a good way to have spent an hour of my life. My favourite song was Blue Flowers, but I didn't really like anything on here.

Angry rap.

Ew.

Damn, how old is this guy anyways, 12 yrs old? Gimmicky, sophomoric and crude lyrics. The intro that sounds like its from a porn flick made me roll my eyes but the worst song is I got to tell you which drops infantile bombs referring to doo doo and pee pee with Pachelbel's Canon in the background (ie., Classical music for people who don't know shit about Classical music). Also, the cover and name of the album sucks.

1 star

Awful.

Vibe of this album summed up in one word is “Weird” which I usually quite enjoy… But I hated this. And it’s an hour in length, so basically torture. Only positive comment I really have is that it was certainly a unique concept! Terrible execution. I didn’t enjoy his flow or voice, though some of the beats were fine. Lyrics were undeniably unique, but the interesting lyrical moments were undermined by some of the excruciatingly repetitive choruses (if you can call them that…) and the juvenile topics/jokes. It did improve as it went on, from the first 5 songs I honestly thought it was the worst album I’d ever heard but by the end I was less horrified. Best tracks (i.e. vaguely bearable): Blue Flowers, Bear Witness, Dr Octagon, Technical Difficulties Worst tracks: Intro (gross), 3000, I Got To Tell You (shockingly irritating for an interlude), Earth People, No Awareness (one of the worst songs I’ve ever forced myself to sit through), Girl Let Me Touch You (creepy), 1977

Stupid

Absoluut niet mijn ding. Hier zijn al veel betere rapalbums gepasseerd

pretty childish and boring album, can't believe this is here and animals by Pink Floyd isn't

Honestly, this isn't the worst rap we've had from this list so far. Not by a long shot. So I guess it merits at least 1.5 stars. However, I'm still rounding it down. I really don't like rap and this album isn't doing anything to change my mind about that.

1996: Blue Flowers