Geez people really turned on this album didn’t they. Music still seems good to me. Weird that the current top review here knocks the lyrics for “every other word being fuck this and fuck that” when there’s… a single f-bomb across the entire album? Lots of projection going on when it comes to the content of the album; you’re telling on yourself, bro.

If this were the only Rolling Stones album it wouldn’t be on the list.

This is what you'd get if you asked me to write a Pulp parody album.

After learning The Divine Comedy produced this, my thought was “of course.” I never heard of The Divine Comedy before this list/site, but they’re headlining my shitlist.

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I've never been especially crazy about this album. I love individual tracks on their own, but this has always felt like a Who album that happens to have their best songs rather than the best Who album.

I was not put on this earth to "get" Rod Stewart.

An all timer when it comes to the album-quality vs album art ratio.

I avoided this one for ages because Morrissey is a racist wanker. I know it’s good, but I’m just sick of the guy and for better or worse I hear it in the Smiths’s music. Well, I saw The Killer a week or so ago and had a hankering. Great album, shitty dude.

Very good, just not my favorite Sabbath.

U2 sounds like a bank commercial.

this music reversed my vasectomy

I mean...Speedway good.

One of my favorite live records ever. Sam’s got the audience in the palm of his hand.

Fuck Ryan Adams.

Lazing on a Sunday Afternoon into I'm In Love With my Car is the rock n roll one-two punch you never knew you needed.

I should like this, yet my Zappa-lovin ass will call this "too angular and chaotic."

This is a low rating where I want to make my bona fides clear: I like 80s music, and I specifically like new wave and synthpop. That said: This annoys the everloving shit outta me; it sounds like Robert Smith fell into The Love Cats and couldn't get out.

Sounds like a bad James Bond soundtrack.

After being real cool on much of the electronica served up to me so far, this one actually clicked. Seems like good study/coding music, but according to the reviews I'd be best off tripping face in a London warehouse.

This one sits in an awkward spot between Waits' early beat-crooner phase and his later tinpan-circus-in-a-gutter phase. Small Change or Blue Valentine do this same thing way, way better imo.

This is what you'd get if you asked me to write a Pulp parody album.

"The Rake" made me angry.

gee wonder why David Lynch hired this guy

Kinda doubt we'd remember this one had Bjork not become Bjork

*You're* crying.

Time and again this site has served me turn-of-the-90s UK electronica, and it's still yet to make an impression on me. I try to not generalize about music, but I can completely understand why music from this period gets slammed for being so repetitive. for being so repetitive for being so repetitive for being so repetitive boom-boom-boom-snap so repetitive boom-boom-boom-snap so repetitive boom-boom-boom-snap so repetitive

Steely Dan is just at this intersection between prog (my jam) and easy listening (not my jam) that does not do it for me.

I know this is very good, and there are some songs I really like. But, as a millennial growing up in the 90s watching truck commercials backed by AC/DC tracks, this music sounds like a midlife crisis.

I need a slowed-down, soul-free version of Little Wing like I need another hole in my head. Diet blues.

As a 90s kid growing up with 90s Aerosmith, I didn't take Aerosmith very seriously. In fact, I loathed Aerosmith. They're up there with Billy Joel as artists who I completely understand the success and reach they've had, but I really only appreciate on a cultural level rather than a musical one. So color me surprised when I put this album on to find some real tightly played hard rock. Maybe a little unsophisticated lyrically, but you can see yourself handing the Zeppelin crown over to them. And then Big Ten Inch Record played. No, I was right. These guys are corny. Then comes Sweet Emotion and you see why they got so big.

Who put this here

It's downright frustrating how this album gets no love in the shadow of Radiohead's later, more experimental work. This is an album which exemplifies guitar-driven brit-rock, full of incendiary licks and inward-looking lyrics. It's almost as though the sheer consistency of this album is held against it compared to the zigs and zags of the following albums, even the zigs and zags within the tracks of those albums.

Seeing this pop up gave me moosebumps. A little overlong, I tend to skip a couple of the repetitive songs. But a true classic nonetheless.

It's not Megadeth's fault I'm more of a Doom / Sludge / Slow Metal guy. But, beyond technical proficiency, I just don't get the appeal of speed metal.

This album's especially great for giving Nico multiple opportunities to say "clown" (pronounced 'klauhn')

A band that dares ask the question: what if Sparks went ska?

Casanova felt like Pulp parody. This feels like Magnetic Fields parody.

I hadn’t listened to Missy Elliot before this, and that’s on me.

I wouldn't hold out much hope for the tape deck. Or the Creedence.

Geez people really turned on this album didn’t they. Music still seems good to me. Weird that the current top review here knocks the lyrics for “every other word being fuck this and fuck that” when there’s… a single f-bomb across the entire album? Lots of projection going on when it comes to the content of the album; you’re telling on yourself, bro.

This is just the same song ten times and I love it.

Love this album. Was going to give four stars since this is a classic, but on this listen I’m unfortunately feeling the runtimes of several tracks. Then Thurston Moore sang “there he goes again, my magic monkey friend” and the perfect score restored itself.

The fadeout on He's Misstra Know-It-All is comically long

Oasis just not my tempo. I have no nostalgic connection to this album (which seems to fuel a LOT of the praise in these ratings), it all sounds a bit samey, and every song could have a good 60-90 seconds shaved off.

Love the low reviews from people hearing *this* phase of Miles Davis and going “whoa, mister wacky jazz, you’re going way over my head with this!”

All I hear is Tom Scharpling hanging up on boring callers.

It’s hard to say whether this album simply pales in comparison to the Gorillaz albums to come after it, or if it’s really just too slight and sketchy (I lean towards this; it feels more like Albarn and co. are exploring rather than establishing), but it’s wild that *this* is the Gorillaz album to hear before you die. St. Peter will turn your ass around and send you back if you think you’re just gonna shuffle off without hearing Demon Days or Plastic Beach.

I should buy a boat.

When it comes to the Beatles, it's hard to pick my favorite: George is probably my favorite person of the lot and an undersung contributor to every song, Paul has the best pop sensibility and I love his post-Beatles output the best, and Ringo may not have much but at least he's not John.

Maybe hair metal wasn’t a mistake

Is there a 90s uk sophistipop album this list doesn’t have?

February 2022 - Clicking the spotify link for this album is as amusing as checking the 42nd president’s twitter url; it’ll never get old. F*** Joe Rogan

fuhn fuhn fuhn

You don't often get a divorce album that leaves you 100% on the side of the artist's ex. Just picture Sara Dylan playing "Idiot Wind" at the filing. Every time Bob goes "whoooaaaaaaaaaaa" on "You're a Big Girl Now" I picture him going down a really steep roller coaster. And now you'll hear that every time too.

Thanks I hate it

I love Michael Kiwanuka, I love this album; recency bias has me asking: is this his most essential release? One of the most essential of 2019? Between the recent picks (which I don’t know if they come from the author of the book or the architect of this site) and the early-90s britpop, techno jazz, and art pop; the subjectivity of this list can be blistering.

Psst. Hey you. Yeah you. C’mere. No, closer. There we go, just a little closer… Nope, even closer… I don’t get what the big deal is with The Rolling Stones beyond their longevity. They’re fine.

This is what every bar band thinks they sound like.

Jane’s Addiction’s creative approach seems to be “if something’s worth doing, it’s worth overdoing.” Pump the brakes, boys.

When the yoga teacher puts on cooldown music that isn’t as peaceful as they think.

Sounds like Philly Boy Roy singing the Toonerville Trolley.

The Arcade Fire: growing up in the suburbs can be alienating at times. Aging Gen-Xers as they start to make up the majority of the Grammy voting body: holy shit yes

I used to think our cultural distaste for the hippie movement was an overreaction. Then I listened to this album.

Everybody who hated this listened before 11pm

Negative stars for the stage banter.

The British impulse to include a nursery rhyme or drinking song in every guitar-driven album.

What’s for tea daughtah?

I am once more forced to acknowledge the existence of thrash.

If you were going to put out an album in 1967 you had to have a song about a gnome.

After learning The Divine Comedy produced this, my thought was “of course.” I never heard of The Divine Comedy before this list/site, but they’re headlining my shitlist.

My favorite band named after an Adam Sandler catchphrase.

Some of these album selections really peg the book’s author as a British fella who came of age in the early 90s.

*see the title Ogre Battle.* “Hey! They wrote a song about my divorce!”

I've just never been that keen on the Arctic Monkeys or late-00s dance-rock, for that matter. "Arctic Monkeys but make it baroque" did not win me over.

What if The Bends had no teeth?

The album that gave us THE go-to karaoke song for guys who have make their drinking problem their personality.

Frankie Frankie

Always been kinda salty that Janelle’s never really followed up on the promise of this record and has segued into straightforward pop.

Oh shit someone let the 80s get a hold of the blues, someone get that out of its mouth before someone gets hurt.

Good album with a whopping four closing tracks.

Incomplete on Spotify but what’s available bops. Love to recognize the MF DOOM Hoe Cakes sample originated in…(checks notes) Sweet Love. Deborah Vance eat your heart out.

Honk shoo mimimimimi Honk shoo mimimimimi

Absolutely stunned to see people are all bottom-Drake meme with the banana album but somehow top-Drake meme with WL/WH.

Always found this album super sketchy, like you could drop ten tracks and expand five.

I used to be such a sweet sweet thing ‘Til they Got a holda me

The Dookie/American Idiot dichotomy sums up my issues with aughts-era angst and protest; where the 90s were a relatively peaceful and prosperous time, the youth were angry, didn't know why, and were ready to aim it at everything. With the destabilization of the 00s, the warmongering and conservative-christian values sinking their teeth into a weakened US, musicians descended into a brand of toothless, commercial protest music. There was so much going on at this time, yet the most trenchant observation most of these groups could muster was "the president is pretty dumb, and by proxy so are we Americans." However, there's a whole generation of people who were in middle or high school when this album came out, and it was their first and most accessible expression of anger and dissent. But to me this sounds like a collection of zippy singalongs, peppering in midsong reminders to go hit up the festival's voter registration tent.

Earth, White Boys, and Fire

…And Metallica for some (just not me)

Woodsound

I'm didgin' out, Jerry!

Is this a fuckin prank

Nice, easy listening. The kind of album you don’t realize has been done for five tracks; hard to say if that’s due to the album’s influence or it’s indistinguishability from its contemporaries.

In these reviews I see a lot of assertions that the music and lyrics have aged poorly; the fact that these complaints echo the same pearl-clutching and overtures towards respectability politics which had talk show pundits demanding these thugs pull their pants up, it underlines timelessness of the project.

Listen, I was once an angry teenager, demanding love/respect from others while simultaneously demanding they shut up (truly the rudest thing a kid can think to say, even when armed with all the swears), rolling all my perceived enemies and aggressors into a vague, convenient-to-critique "YOU." I am very glad I had Hybrid Theory in my Discman to remind me it was normal to be confused, angry, and above all utterly inarticulate about it. Twenty years of reading, reflection, and cognitive behavioral therapy later, this stuff sounds like "One, Two, Buckle my Shoe."

Higgle-dy - Piggle-dy, mfers

When cut across the neck, a sound like wailing winter winds is heard, they say. I'd always hoped to cut someone like that someday, to hear that sound. But to have it happen to my own neck is ridiculous.

"Meet Jon, 38 years old. After being prompted by a coffee-table-book list of supposedly essential music, he's about to listen to an entire Eminem album, no skips. And suddenly his conscience comes into play:"

1001 early 90s UK electronic albums to hear before you die.

An absolute crime that Original Pirate Material isn’t on this list. A Grand Don’t Cone for Free might have an overarching concept, but I’d argue the songs don’t hold together so well; I like most of them off their own merits, but altogether a full listen can be taxing.

To my surprise I enjoyed this a lot more than Back to Black (which I quite enjoyed), which has such a strong reputation and I've always assumed is *the* polished work to look towards when it comes to Winehouse's discography. Rather, the classic jazz influence is more charming with less polish/production, the humor actually caught me off guard (I always found Rehab depressing and over-obvious), and is more emotionally acute if not as raw as BIB.

Symphonic metal was a mistake.

What if the theme from Sex and the City sounded like an hour-long panic attack? On a serious note, there are a lot of great non-us, non-uk (I.e. “world music”) albums on this list, but just as many chintzy, late-career albums which clearly crossed over in the 80s - 90s, when the writer of the og book was coming of age. The instruments sound too crisp and synth-y, and everything is arranged with such a lack of mess. You can’t help but feel like this album was played and/or bought in a Starbucks.

Elegance and decadence

Gym metal. Something to make you throw up devil horns on the stairmaster.

Bing-a-bong-a-bong-a-bong Burbank Gigga gigga, gigga gigga-Glendale

GIT OFF MY LAWN

The synth riff on Walk of Life is the auditory embodiment of forced fun.

wow, look: britpop

Hot damn

My first thought was “millennial Talk Talk.” After several songs, I felt like I was watching a trick commercial.

Two bangers followed by an Adele album

This is NOT Adele's 21 played forwards, then in reverse. It's some other thing.

Jim Morrison: patron saint for deep thinkers whose big ideas start and end at weed legalization.

I've been cold turkey on Ye since, oh, 2018 or so; the Hitler apologism and emotional abuse of his ex is pretty unforgivable. But over the last week or two I've been a little hungry for something from Mr. West. This led me to a relisten of Life of Pablo, which I still find incredibly uneven, even if there are high highs (weirdly enough, the conversation on last.fm indicates many people consider Pablo to be his absolute peak. I'm not seeing it). Anyway, Lou Reed was right about this one.

One of my top "why do they have *this* song on karaoke and why is someone actually singing it?" moments in life has been watching a drunk ex-fratboy serviceably belt "Have a Cigar" in a NoHo bar on a Tuesday night.

You can tell a 00s hip-hop album by the intro, the lead single reprise, and the 11-minute outro.

The last LCD album I’d put on this list is the only LCD album on this list. There are individual tracks here I love, but the whole thing goes overlong (which is strange to say for an LCD album).

My days of sitting in a garage pounding shitty beer, ripping bong hits, and asking “whoa, is this still the same solo?” are behind me. It’s a me-problem, I know.

All rising action; a little overwhelming as a single listen.

I only know this beforehand because Destroyer cites Blue Nile as a big influence for Ken and afterwards. I hear the influence, and I must thank them.

This is 100% based on the music but the xx are one of the top bands that seem like they'd absolutely hate me.

Like Sam the butcher I’m bringin Alice the meat

I always found it odd that people hailed this very good album as a masterpiece then had nothing to say about When I Get Home, an utter masterpiece. Anyway, this *is* a very good one. Solange deserves more.

Man the 00s really were a time where music was doing too much.

If this were the only Rolling Stones album it wouldn’t be on the list.

I know this stuff’s controversial cause they talk about the debil but this sounds like phantom of the opera to me

This list has been great for my music education: I now have several reasons why I hate Eric Clapton on a musical level rather than a personal level. Willie and the Hand Jive? Are you kidding???

Listen, I don't really like U2, but this was the U2 I was introduced to at the cusp of high school in 2000. I kinda like the singles, and I've been waiting to listen to this one until I was in the right mood. It's a sunny workday afternoon and my belly is full of paneer. This was the smooth adult contemporary pill I needed it to be.

Maybe needed headphones for this one.

I was twenty-seven and going through a months-long breakup the summer this album came out. Of course I’m biased. But hot damn this album is good. Nothing like it before, nothing like it since.

Hey guys! Whoa, 80s Brit jingle-jangle, huh? All right.... Welp, see you later!

Listen, I was six when Kurt Cobain died. I didn't listen to mainstream radio until 8th grade. I knew Nirvana were Great and Important, but I simply never connected with them beyond the singles. I've listened to their discography, but never connected. That changed this week. This shit. This is the shit.

kinda funny scrolling through the 28-track list and thinking "god, why is *every* album I must listen to before I die a bloated, 90-minute epic?"* So, props on having one of the longest tracklists here yet being one of the few albums below 55 minutes here. *Seriously, the anglocentric aspect gets enough flak in these reviews, but the constant preference for BIG STATEMENT double albums deserves its share of consternation.

god bless anyone who got all the way to Earlybird before giving this a 1 and quoting Lebowski. god help anyone who got all the way to Earlybird and still gave this a 5.

What’s the opposite of poptimism? Cause I’m seeing a lot of it in these reviews. Listen, I was a fifteen year-old boy when this came out: I scoffed at it. But it’d be stupid to deny this after a listen. It’s just so smooth.

Damn y’all ain’t afraid of broadcasting the classism you’ve tied up with the country genre.

absolutely brutal way to find out I’m not a swingin’ lover

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Ok the average rating on this belies just how specific this album is to a certain generation of American millennials: if you were in college between 2000 and 2008 and chased anything resembling \"indie cred\" then at least one track from this album would be a staple of the mix cds you sent your crushes. Were you twee? Then you know this one. Now here's the thing: when my older sister came back from college and had this among the cds she'd burnt for me, only disc one made it to my hands. That's the first 23 songs, Absolutely Cuckoo through The Things We Did and Didn't Do. I probably never pursued discs 2 and 3 until after college, and by then I'd lost The Glow and none of the songs hit the same as those first 23. It felt like a joke: Merritt had made one amazing album and then phoned in two more, daring the listener to actually spend time with those other 46 love songs. So this is my first actual listen to all 69 love songs, and I gotta say disc 2 starts off so rocky I thought I was right. The ship rights itself and a few good songs stand out, but the presence of obnoxious filler gets more and more obvious. By the time you hit "Zebra," the joke isn't funny anymore, and it hasn't looped around to being funny again yet.

There's something I can't place about the way they sound like they're simultaneously speeding through their set and packing up their instruments.

I've let this one sit in my Unrated backlog for a year-plus now because listening seemed like a fraught situation. On the one hand, you have the ingrained sexism through which so many people - in the world, on this site, and me myself (I was 12: the culture demanded I either objectify or hate her, or both!) - view Britney and this album in particular. People are icky towards pop stars, and have been especially icky towards Britney. On the other hand, there's the fact that I've just never come around on Britney, even as the drumbeat of time has vindicated her and literally rescued her from the conservatorship which has come to represent the shackling of a complicated person who's been lent zero grace. I've come back around on Madonna, Janet, Mariah, Celine...just not Britney. So...all that aside? I don't like this! Baby One More Time is weird and gross! Sequencing on this album blows: stacking Crazy right after Baby just makes the two singles feel so interchangeable. Soda Pop is a freefall off a cliff quality and energy-wise. I was about to complain about the length, as the Spotify version is 16 tracks and an hour long, but wikipedia tells me this is 42 minutes and 11 tracks; that's blissfully brief, considering the number of pop albums on this very list which run a full 70 minutes. You get an extra star for that, Brit.

This is like THE album that Spotify constantly pushes under my nose, but I’m waiting til 40 to make “Dan Stan” my entire personality, thanks.

somewhere in a midwestern coffee shop the baristas are begging to play their own music and the manager is saying “why make me vet your selections when we already have São Paulo Confessions on repeat all day?”

This is a 1 I don’t give lightly. I love Floyd, and the legend of Barrett is fascinating. But even by his own admission, this is not a representative artistic statement from him.

This is certainly the fourth Morrissey solo record I've heard before I die.

I was absolutely going to make a joke about how Macca Two better be on this list if you’re gonna include One and Ram. But Ram isn’t even on this list. Tug of War? Nope! What is this f-ing list without Ram?

- Would you slide your shorts down Mister Lebowski, please? - No, no man, she hit me right here. - I understand. Could you slide your shorts down please?

Holy shit the racism in the reviews for this album. Some of you people should think twice about the things you think to say when a black woman’s singing.

Inner city lyyyyyfe Inner city Pressure Pressure Pressure Indistinguishable from the parodies which came after.

Quality truly is subjective huh

And so I took off on my bicycle, well, to solve all my problems, to get out drugs, cause I had enough of that, I've had the college, I've had the earing the money, and the material trip, I just decided I was going to find a new way of life

A life-defining moment was going on a high school writer's retreat and one of the seniors I looked up to playing the entire dvd that accompanied this album. It was my intro to SFA and the album which would soundtrack my own final high school years. They were a band my freshman roommate and I bonded over. It's an album I can always come back to and be transported to 2003. This is all to say, I can't speak objectively about this album. It's fucking perfect.

This album came out at a time where I was at my snobbiest. I'd turn my nose up at a lot releases from career-mature artists who didn't seem like they were bringing anything new to the table. In many instances, I was robbing myself of enjoyment; this is exemplified in my eventually-reversed low opinion of Interpol's Antics. With Guero, however, I hit the nail on the head.

I hate hate hate Mysterious Ways. Boomer dudes will play this song at vow renewals for women who move in decidedly predictable ways.

A jazz combo falls down the world's longest flight of stairs, then sets up and starts jamming on the mezzanine.

listening to every album from 1001 Albums to Hear Before You Die has taught me to avoid any album whose only Reception/Legacy fact on wikipedia is its inclusion on 1001 Albums to Hear Before You Die

hey you what's that sound everybody look what's goin down hey you what's that sound everybody look what's goin down hey you what's that sound everybody look what's goin down hey you what's that sound everybody look what's goin down hey you what's that sound everybody look what's goin down hey you what's that sound everybody look what's goin down etc

The painting of Among the Living has been the subject of discussion, because it was long believed to depict the character Rev. Henry Kane, the antagonist from the film Poltergeist II: The Other Side, while others thought it depicted Randall Flagg, the subject of the album's title track and the antagonist from the Stephen King novel The Stand. Drummer Charlie Benante, who conceived the concept for the cover, explained: "It was just about how much evil there is amongst us. I wanted to show just the same type of person on the cover. The same type of people and then, the one person that was sticking out kind of giving you a wave, like a 'hi!'".

I know this album best for its reputation as something you spin to test out a new turntable or sound system. Based on that reputation alone, this music was a total surprise. I liked it, though. Especially when I recognized the De La sample.

I listened to this yesterday morning, then yesterday afternoon Rudolph Isley died; weird coincidence. Rip to a giant.

The music is fine; however, this is a compilation reissue rather than an actual album, so the sequencing BLOWS and the production of each album clashes.

I tried to get into this one when it came out, to little luck - I’m just outside the demographic for this. I enjoyed it more this time (I’ve embraced pop a lot more over the last six years), but…still tired of that Antonoff sound. Just so unnecessarily anthemic.

An aggressively fine album.

oi m8 wuzzat on yer clavicle

It was the 90s: every rap album needed an embarrassing “skit” where the artists had loud sex with like four women at once.

Go back to Stars Hollow, nerd

Ahh the nostalgia I have for this album. Joining the college radio station and getting excited to finally mainline groundbreaking new music. Buying this at a shop during turkey day break after hearing the energetic opening track and the big single. Realizing beyond the energetic opening track and the big single, there isn’t much here. Hearing the phrase “dipsy doodle” delivered with sincerity. Havana Gang Brawl. Havana Gang Brawl? Ha-van-a Gaaaaaaaang Brawl. This is the first album (of 650 and counting) I’ve heard before and *don’t* like. This whole thing sounds so *empty.* This album taught me 60s/70s nostalgia only gets you so far. Put The Coral on this list.

In the 00s we were dredging up the worst impulses of 70s and 80s rock and pretending they were charming if prefaced by a wink to the camera. There's a reason this is on spotify's "Kegstand" playlist, and based on all the "me and my mates" nostalgia in these reviews, "Kegstand playlist" sums up my feelings about this record.

someday we will have to answer for the garage rock revival

Hey i never knew the Oasis brothers did a Smash Mouth album! “I know a freaky lady named Cocaine Katie” is apparently my sleeper-assassin activation phrase.

ride the snake to the lake 🤷

So wild when an album comes up, I think “oh I know this stone cold classic,” and then go to the reviews and people are basically braying like frickin donkeys.

Growing up I always considered Megadeth to be Metallica’s dumber younger brother. Which is saying something.

I’m like the last frame of that Vince McMahon meme when they’re doing Peter Lorre voices on that last track

I guess I get two chances (and hopefully just two) to say fuck Ryan Adams

I found this long and gloomy the first time i bought it but i just keep coming back. A classic.

She said you remind me of Rod Stewart when he was young Yeah, you've got passion and you think that you're sexy And all the punks think that you're dumb

minus a star for *reads again, wrinkles nose in disgust* Battlestar Scralatchtica.

well slap my ass and call me Garfield

I’m so sick of reviews on here that go “I hate this music because someone I hate liked it.” It’s such a charmless way to be.

A lot more enjoyable than the average rating implies, but remarkably inessential nonetheless.

holy moly Hole is easily THE discovery for me off this list. I knew they were good but these are two perfect albums.

it's telling that the first top review over one star is someone boosting their admittedly 3-star review to 5 because they assume people could only dislike this music off the artist's politics, and not because it sounds like the smell of burning hair. this premise is especially false, as it elides what a major piece of shit Kid Rock has proven himself to be outside of his political leanings (and how he's a rich boy who grew up on an estate in the north, not the southern trailer trash he purports to be); it also presupposes the music doesn't sound like the smell of burning hair. which it does.

It’s not the fault of the music that trip hop is the aural landscape of the coffee house, that it lands at the nexus of cool and inoffensive. To me, it’s the sound of putting too much effort into seeming effortless.

I’m irrationally resentful of the gulf between the pedigree of praise the Beta Band receives and how bland I find them.

ptsd flashback: my freshman year suitemate has invited me over to listen to his “mash ups.” he worships tiesto. he thinks he’s the next girl talk. he isn’t.

700+ albums into this list and now my spotify algorithm thinks i’m into the worst the uk has to offer.

Asks and answers the question “what if rock was boring?”

So *this* is what indoctrinated me to glam

I’ve always been opposed to this band off the name alone. You’re…cowboys who are junkies? Junkies strung out on cowboys? It’s a name a guy gripped by midlife crisis would come up with.

Super inessential; while Lazaretto is a lot more assured and less concerned with the White Stripes legacy, I’d argue Jack White (love him as i do) hasn’t done anything to land on this list since Consolers of the Lonely (which isn’t on this list).

Ok, here's one where I wish I'd had the book to reference because I'm curious what they had to say about it. I don't know...anything about Rai music, and while the wikipedia entry for Khaled indicates he's one of the most important musicians in the genre, I'm still wanting to contextualize this within the wider Rai genre and the Algerian musical landscape. Alas, this is another album where the only non-credit/tracklist piece of info is the album's presence on this very list, and while there's room on this list for every Scottish winner of the Mercury Prize, there's only room for one Rai album.

gigga-gigga-glendale

A rarity: an album with which I'm already familiar yet doubt belongs on the list. I was pretty into this album when it came out, but haven't gone back to it, especially as the Black Keys stretch their one trick across an expanding discography. Listening ~15 years later, when the Black Keys have more fully embraced their place as generators of televised-sport/video-game-menu/truck-commercial background music, this don't age so good. It feels like every good song has a dark twin on the tracklist, and a pretty bold 8-track lp becomes a sludgy, 15-track death march. My hypothesis is that whoever put this on the list is simply not immune from the whiteboy urge to adore anything with Danger Mouse on the credits. Nothing wrong with Danger Mouse; but tighten it up, white boys.

I feel like such a hater saying this, but I've never found Rufus Wainwright's songwriting to match his voice, quality-wise. The Art Teacher is something of a banger, as is Going to a Town; but overall his songs drone and lull the listener. And I *want* to like him! I mean it! He's folk music royalty, but ultimately he's only as good as the songs he's singing, and these are...songs, for sure. It feels most likely this album and Want One were placed on this list for being complimentary works; I'd bet if you were a fan in 2004 this diptych appeared to be Wainwright planting a flag and establishing himself as an artist. Neither work stands on its own, nor do they form a cohesive whole.

certain albums come up and you think “great this is going to wreck my spotify algorithm” music for people who have no other term than “world music” for music composed beyond their shores

in the 90s it was illegal for a hip-hop album to run under sixty minutes

there are certain points in your life where your behavior goes to far that you actually see yourself from the outside, as others see you. as a fan of 80s music listening to Scritti Politti, this is one of those moments. is this what it sounds like when i'm getting deep into Prince and Cyndi Lauper?

In terms of Neil's expressions of grief, I find On The Beach a lot gloomier, a depression so deep and boggy he's stopped struggling and just sings. Tonight's the Night is a different beast, more funeral party than wake: there's a fresh, gaping hole in our lives and we're going to take the day to drink, eat, and remember the good times before we wake tomorrow and pick back up the messy work of living. I hope my funeral is how Tonight's the Night sounds.

Grandaddy wants their sound back.

You know, the Beau Brummels. They were frequent guests on the Colgate Comedy Hour with Roy Donk. They did panels with Paul Julian, the guy who did the voice of the Road Runner. "Beep-beep."

John Lydon: *listens to Joy Division once*

It's very strange to be two decades out from this second attempt at capturing Smile, and especially strange to be a decade out from the (imo) successful reconstruction of the first attempt via The Smile Sessions. I prefer the Sessions sound more than I like BWPS, but I also appreciate the sound of a man, much older and wiser and with his feet more securely under him, trying to recapture the feeling of play and creativity. Frankly it'd be awesome if Brian came back and did Smile again, one more time for the hellof it. But I'm glad we have this.

Truly, aggressively FINE.

This may be the one review where I fully admit my experience of the music is colored by the baggage I bring to it. But of all the bands out there, the Dandy Warhols is probably the one I find most guilty of carrying cachets which overshadow the music. It started with DIG! *the* seminal indie-rock documentary of the 00s, a time where the flexibility of shooting digital video tore open the concept of a documentary while also exposing the cracks and shortcomings of unlimited access and endless footage. Even though that film casts the Warhols as the steady-hand career musicians and the Brian Jonestown Massacre as the sloppy also-rans who were too brilliant to hold it together and break through, I walked away liking the Massacre more, both as an entity and in their output. Initially engaging with their music at that point, in the mid-00s, the throwback sound of the Dandy's wasn't very novel, and in fact had aged into a relic of its own time: energetic space-rock whose verve is deflated by its disaffected lyrics and self-aware posturing; it's squarely a 90s thing. I was doing a lot of library shuffling at the time, so any concept of an entire Dandy Warhols album establishing a vibe was demolished. BRMC did this specific sound better, and the Massacre does the 70s throwback with a lot more attention and affection. Fast-forward a few years and I've moved to Portland. These guys are local heroes in the sense that you can't escape their name on every other venue marquee and their lead singer helped torpedo water fluoridation in PDX about a decade ago. Courtney's letter about fluoridation is still on the band's website; it's a masterwork of \"I read somewhere\" conspiracy-mongering and a certain strain of the \"you can't tell me how to live my life\" libertarianism which overwhelms Portland's political discourse and hamstrings the leftist haven which outsiders assume it to be. So, now, the music: it's fine. There's certainly a spacey vibe here, and the texture is more important than any specific riff, rhythm, or lyric. This is the kind of band that sings about heroin being \"so passe\" on a song with a keyboard riff that declares \"I know a guy who knows a guy who lived with a heroin junky.\" In a previous review (of the Rolling Stones' debut) I asserted an album would not have made the list of not for the achievements of their later albums; their place in 1001 albums was decided by the cachet of their name. The Dandy Warhols have done them one better, entirely building their cachet off reminders of better, more interesting groups by naming themselves after an iconic artist and naming songs things like \"Lou Weed\" or \"Danzig With Myself.\" Strip away the references, and nothing remains.

“This is my back to basics album.” *releases an 80-minute double album with the most excessive mid-00s production possible*

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“…he’s white?”