Reviews (page 7 of 7)
"Hey lets start an 80's band but try really hard to miss the 80s vibe" this band, prolly
Didn't think much of it. A bit electro, but not in a cool way. More of a plinky-plonky way.
Irgendwie ist hier die the Police review doppelt eingepackt worden. Daher hab Edith für mich kurz angemacht. Kann mich aber nicht mehr an die ursprüngliche review erinnern und auch an keine Textzeile. Sagt aber eigentlich alles über das Album. Völlig an mir vorbeigezogen und nix hängen geblieben. Notabable Textzeile
Die 80s waren doch 80s genug - warum kalte Suppe nochmal aufwärmen? Die Synthesizer, die! Erinnert mich alles an "Pop Goes My Heart" aus dem Film mit Hugh Grant (this is not a compliment).
The kind of album you hear at the Millennial Burger Joint (TM). It's glorified elevator music at best which isn't a bad thing. Making small talk on your way up to the 6th floor needs a backing track and what better artist to do that than Hot Chip. Milk and crumpets with any seasoning kept far far away. I genuinely got so bored listening to this album that I had to take a break multiple times in order to actually digest this coconut water puddle of an album. Genuinely one of the most uninteresting albums I've ever listened to. 1/10
There was a lot of great music being made in 2010. No idea why this pablum is on the list.
My spice tolerance is pretty good so how hot could this chip be?
I think at this point (700 albums in and probably a couple dozen British electronic albums), all Brit pop/electronic will get one star. I’ll try them, at least briefly, but honestly, I have yet to find one even bearable. This one is no different. No worse, but no better, either.
Ehh not a fan at all. Just boring and uninspiring
No
Motion Sickness Night and Day Flutes
Herranjestas olipa lapanen levy. vähän niinku tylsä pet shop boys. 1/5
Like a cross between landfill indie and yacht rock whatever this is deserves an even more derogatory genre name. It’s this sort of stuff that made watching Grey’s Anatomy so hard to watch. I keep getting visions of Ellen Pompeo emoting in a rainstorm while this bloke witters on (That’s the genre name - it’s ABC Soundsystem) Night and Day is a bit of a banger, though. (Lest you think I only wanna dance my favorite Hot Chip song is Made in the Dark.) If it wasn’t for the grating effect of his voice it would be too featherweight to make any impact at all. The only reason to hear this before I die is as a warning that this might be playing in purgatory and I need to up my karma points sharp-ish in order to skip the waiting room.
Abysmal album. Represents everything that is wrong with modern music. I don't know who convinced some vocalists that if then sound bored to death, it will convey a kind of sadness in their singing - it doesn't. I personally blame Joy Division here. This album combines pop music with electronic, and somehow takes the worst parts of both of them. It's like if Daft Punk had an inverted child. Melodies never resolve and go anywhere, samples and beats are so repetitive and uninspired. Vocals would better non-existent. "Don't deny your heart" had some flashes of decency, but sadly it's the only one. It's and album that is only listenable when on drugs or highly intoxicated otherwise. And even then it's not a good listen. You can safely skip this one.
It was both boring and too irritating to listen to. Impressive.
I like the album design more than the music, which is sort of ok... ish. The pattern repeats itself, both the cover and music.
Not my cup of tea
below average on heart/substance in a peak moment of genre recycling that was incredibly low on heart/substance. music: hated. (⌐■_■)
Driving this one down to the Millennial Culture Dump at the edge of town. They make me pay extra to drop it off
I assume Hot Chip is cockney for an explosive bowel movement, because this a real turd.
Not for me
Sounds just like the electronic music I hated in the 80s.
Instantly forgettable.
I was genuinely excited to see this band come up and was well up for something poppy and and fun. What a disappointment.
Dull as dishwater, tepid and annoying. Hot Chip is not for me. Back to Blood Orange - Essex Honey. That suits me much better at the moment.
This is too bad.
Why is this here?
No melodies, no hooks, no feeling, flat lyrics, robotic rhythms... I'm curious to read the positive reviews to hear what people like about this.
Negative
This is just terrible. Hey we should love each other set to a bunch of beeps and boops. How about no. Seriously the entire album beeps and boops. I swear it's a casio preset!
Dreadful tuneless casio keyboard waffle. All that washed over me as i listened was a palpable rage. If this is the future of music we need to start reintroducing some form of musical gulags. Not a single second of this is worthwhile. Music for those who wear scarves indoors.
Pithy lyrics, overly produced crap couldn't make it through. Awful.
1. motion - 1 2. do - 1 3. heart - 1 4. uuhere - 1.5 5. chainz - 1 6. night - 1 7. flutez - 1.5 8. nothing - 1 9. earth - 1 10. him - 1 11. love - 1.5
Don't get the appeal at all, just felt repetitive don't like the vocals on any of the songs
Pants
Nope
I listened to it. I felt nothing positive or negative. I listened 3 times to the whole album and each time it was like listening to it for the first time and each time I was unmoved. If I ever listen to the album again it will be like listening to it for the first time ever. Honestly have no idea how it’s considered a top 1000 albums If you lined every album ever created in order of interesting-ness, this would be right in the fucking middle.
Dit is van 2012??? klinkt als hetgeen men zelfs niet op een jaren 80 plaat wou zetten...
Bad
Utter dross. It sounds like a couple of guys found GarageBand for the first time.
Listening to computers make music leaves me feeling less human. These vocals make me embarrassed to be human. 250 years ago they had Mozart. We have Hot Chip.
Not for me.
If you order New Order on wish.
Слишком попсово. А то что, электронщина, ещё и ужасно
There was nothing here for me. It felt so soulless, devoid of any feeling. It wasn't even fun pop. It was just synthy, drum-machiney emptiness.
Glossy but empty millennial synth pop, bright and breezy upbeat stuff that draws heavily on 80s New Wave and disco styles, sounds and rhythms. Sounds mostly like corny sitcom theme song music in the end. Gets very bad when the dancey synths dial back and they turn into sincere guitar crooners like indie Ed Sheeran (look at where we are) or into an ersatz neosoul space jazz Odyssey (now there is nothing) - awful. A byproduct of accelerating cycles of nostalgia, at its best this is fun dance music that's a great artifact of the late peak hipster moment, because of how affected, winkingly unoriginal and ultimately disposable it is.
Horrible
dopey so-2010s-it-hurts lion king electronic junk. 2 stars but minus 1 for having the gall to talk shit on Zappa when they're making MGMT music for guys who spend all their time at concerts trying to talk to girls aged 18 and lower
Bland and devoid of emotion from start to finish, presented with a smug tongue-in-cheek delivery which irritates on every level - like a load of old woodwork teachers with 808s and Korgs trying to prove they can get down with the kids, but (wait for it) maybe they are also mocking the kids a bit too. How very clever. I cannot imagine why this album would ever warrant being on this list, yet here it is...
Very shit. Pedestrian rhythms. Dull songwriting. Unimaginative overall.
point2.
Weird and boring at the same time, bad combo
Not only is this bad but it’s uninteresting the whole time. 1.36
hate this shit
Μαλακια
Boring and bland. Singer was awful. No edge or interesting musical experiments. 80s backwash isn't a vibe. People back then hated New Wave! Why do we need more of it three decades removed? This should not be on the list.
Sounds great in the club. Well....this isn't even that great for a club. Sounds like shite on my home speaker.
If Babyshambles are landfill indie then I guess this is post-landfill indie. One is the sound of iPod commercials and one is the sound of having a UX design job at Apple eight years later. Like the landfill has been paved over and there's a Starbucks with a mural painted on the side of it now and this is what's playing in it. Really bad and just really resigned and flaccid sounding, it's millennial muzak.
Didn't really like this at all.
Hot Chip? More like Hot Garbage. 11 forgettable songs.
I could not be fucked to listen to the entirety of most of the tracks on this album. If any of them suddenly became magnificent in the last 30 seconds to a minute I wouldn’t know because I very quickly became tired of each of these tracks and skipped just to get this shit over with. I don’t know if I’ve ever been so bored by electronic music. Uninteresting wanker music with an annoying tool whining over the top. I was baffled as to how these nerds were so acclaimed when there are so many more notable electronic acts out there that could take this spot before I saw those dread words: Per Spotify: “Hot Chip’s position as one of BRITAINS most beloved electronic bands is now firmly and magnificently set in stone” RETARDED MANGLEMOUTH AUSTERITY CHILD COAL DUST BREATHING IMPERIALISTS PLAGUING US WITH THEIR NEXT WAVE OF GLOBAL TERROR: MUSIC CRITICS. The worst part is there is so much good electronic and EDM more specifically to come out of the British scene that is totally snubbed critically because it’s made for 19 year old Londoners to overheat and die taking ecstasy in a warehouse.
(Scratching his head) Yeah - it’s electro-poppy. Is it memorable? Nah. I did not find it offensive. That said, I won’t listen again.
I can’t.
What in the flat earther!? Some danceable tracks, and I probably did in 2012 without knowing. This needs more body. Doesn't leave a lasting impression. I didn't like this.
Garbage vapid electro-indie pop. Who buys this shit?
Garbage.
I really, really try to give all of these albums a chance and sometimes that leads me to forcing myself to listen to music that is just not enjoyable (to me), but I still power through and give each song a chance, in full, on the album to give me something. I was not able to do that with this album. There were several songs where I skipped to the next one after a minute or two, which is the first time I can remember in a long time where I did that. Musically, it's not bad - there's some decent beats and riffs and layers and whatnot, but once the singer starts singing, the whole song falls apart - it's like a knee jerk reaction to find the "next" button. I usually wait to read other reviews until I've finished an album so I don't taint my own view, but admit that I jumped the gun a bit on this one and took a peek - very surprised to see this have so many 5 star ratings and an average over 3. Just goes to show how diverse all of our musical tastes are....thank God this one is over, though.
Don't like this guys voice
meh.
Did not care for it.
sounds like disco to me
Not my style
pass
I listened to half of this. The song I got to, “flutes” seemed to have a good groove, but overall it was bland - musical wallpaper or background noise. I was surprised, again, that 1001 albums is suggesting an album by an artist but without that artists most popular song/s on it. Is this supposed to be the hipster“deep cut” that’s better than the obvious choice? Because it just seemed boring.
Thoughts before listening: Another album that feels like the editors were grasping at strings to get modern bands on their list. I remember these guys making end of year best album lists, but they have not proven to stand the test of time like the albums on this list from the 50s - 90s. There certainly are some albums from the 00s and 10s that have become modern classics, but this isn't one of them. I am expecting this to be British electronic inspired indie rock with some catchy songs, but ultimately not something that I would consider one of the 1,001 albums you have to hear. Review: This sounds like the 80s music I don't like. Its extremely poppy without any edge to the music at all. Pretty boring and I am finding myself skipping most songs. Even the 2 songs with 10 million + listens on Spotify are just saccharine poppy disco sounding indie rock. I thought these guys were more of a dance punk type band i.e. LCD Soundsystem, but they are not. This just isn't for me.
There is a non-zero amount of broken glass I would rather eat than ever listen to this album again. They’ve effectively combined the worst aspect of 80s synth driven music, disco, and middling vocals to make something less interesting than an old school elevator selection.
Mind numbingly boooooooooorrrriiinnnggg. Or in short... its ceap! These guys churned out some half decent stuff in previous singles, but not in this album. Such a load of nothingness that should never have been created let alone submitted to a list of albums you need to hear.
booo, hated it
NO! Fuck off!
Boooo! Shite.
Ugh.
Wasn't feeling it, didn't finish. Just was not feeling it. I guess I like my chips cold? Unless they're warm tortillas or California Highway Patrol officers, specifically on motorcycles, specifically in the 1970s.
Fuck right off with this.
eletronica
I really liked the first song, it was great, then after that it sounded like I was in a club, not great. I has to skip "Now there is nothing" as the sound effects bothered me
I reckon I've hit the barrier trying to think of nice things to say about sub-par music masquerading as anything other than a pastiche of some other, better bands. Why innovate when you can copy and hope the listener is too young to remember the 90s. This doesn't deserve to be here.