1001 Albums Summary

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1022
Albums Rated
2.74
Average Rating
94%
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67 albums remaining

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1970
Favorite Decade
Metal
Favorite Genre
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Top Origin
Perfectionist
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44
5-Star Albums
40
1-Star Albums

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Albums

You Love More Than Most

AlbumYouGlobalDiff
Reign In Blood
Slayer
5 2.97 +2.03
Vulgar Display Of Power
Pantera
5 2.98 +2.02
Floodland
Sisters Of Mercy
5 3.06 +1.94
Only By The Night
Kings of Leon
5 3.22 +1.78
The Chronic
Dr. Dre
5 3.3 +1.7
L'Eau Rouge
The Young Gods
4 2.33 +1.67
The Downward Spiral
Nine Inch Nails
5 3.35 +1.65
...And Justice For All
Metallica
5 3.41 +1.59
Foo Fighters
Foo Fighters
5 3.47 +1.53
Dirt
Alice In Chains
5 3.47 +1.53

You Love Less Than Most

AlbumYouGlobalDiff
American Idiot
Green Day
1 3.77 -2.77
Frank
Amy Winehouse
1 3.46 -2.46
Achtung Baby
U2
1 3.3 -2.3
A Christmas Gift For You From Phil Spector
Various Artists
1 3.29 -2.29
Fetch The Bolt Cutters
Fiona Apple
1 3.2 -2.2
Rain Dogs
Tom Waits
1 3.19 -2.19
Blood, Sweat & Tears
Blood, Sweat & Tears
1 3.17 -2.17
The Trinity Session
Cowboy Junkies
1 3.08 -2.08
Ambient 1/Music For Airports
Brian Eno
1 3.07 -2.07
Heartattack And Vine
Tom Waits
1 3.06 -2.06

Artists

Favorites

ArtistAlbumsAverage
Led Zeppelin 5 5
Radiohead 6 4.5
Pink Floyd 4 4.5
Black Sabbath 3 4.67

Least Favorites

ArtistAlbumsAverage
Tom Waits 5 1.4
Brian Eno 5 1.8
The Velvet Underground 3 1.67
Madonna 3 1.67
The Mothers Of Invention 2 1.5
Talking Heads 4 2
Elvis Costello & The Attractions 4 2
R.E.M. 4 2
Miles Davis 4 2
U2 4 2
David Bowie 9 2.33
Leonard Cohen 5 2.2
Bruce Springsteen 5 2.2
The Smiths 3 2
Arcade Fire 3 2
Pet Shop Boys 3 2
Dexys Midnight Runners 3 2
Tim Buckley 3 2
Joni Mitchell 4 2.25

Controversial

ArtistRatings
Green Day 5, 1
Metallica 5, 5, 2, 3

5-Star Albums (44)

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Playing With Fire by Spacemen 3

#310. I have no idea about anything about this band, and instead of looking it up, I'm just going to make something up instead. I have decided that Spacemen 3 is in fact three aliens from space, who come from a place where music has never existed, and have tried their hand at the concept themselves. This isn't very good, but they're trying their best, OK? If they keep trying, maybe they'll make something actually passable as human music. 2/5: zeep zorp

Heaven Or Las Vegas by Cocteau Twins

#112. While listening to this album you might find yourself wondering who or what is this for. Well let me paint a picture for you. You have begrudgingly agreed to go to a dinner party at one of your wife's coworker's house. You know the one. The one with the combover and the crooked moustache. The one that always touches your arm when he talks to you. With the crack skinny wife in the wispy dress that doesn't speak loud enough to understand what she's saying ever. Every wall in their house is the same shade of off-white and every room has like one or two pieces of furniture, and maybe some stabby brutalist "art." You keep looking over at your wife to see if you can leave yet, because every minute being here is a minute closer to your insanity. And... this is the music that's playing in the background the whole time. Oh, and the brisket they served was dry. 2/5: please don't make me listen anymore

Ctrl by SZA

#195. Is all modern pop music trashy skank music, or just the stuff on this list? 1/5: God awful

Devil Without A Cause by Kid Rock

#685. I feel like the fact that this song is one of the lowest rated on here is funny. It's just virtue signaling by internet dorks who think their political opinion matters. Even in a vacuum where you didn't know anything about the guy or his politics, there is just so much fucking unlistenable trash on this list that this album just slots somewhere in the middle by default. I mean, there are six huge hits on this album. I had to get to the fifth song before I heard one I hadn't heard before. There's so many on here that have zero hits in their entire musical career, let alone on one album. And you know if you're about fourteen business beers deep at about 1:37 am and Only God Knows Why came on you know you're going to be singing along to that auto tuned monstrosity, and if you say otherwise, we know you're a liar. 3/5: fun enough, if dumb as hell

1989 by Taylor Swift

#25. I want to preface this with the statement that I have never once listened to more than a few seconds of a Taylor Swift song. I did watch a video when I was drunk the other whenever of her and Alison Krauss doing karaoke of a Keith Whitley song, but I don't know how even a single one of her actual songs go. Honestly, I probably couldn't pick Taylor Swift out of a lineup if it was just me and her in the lineup. That being said, I do know who she is. She is a force of fucking nature, and is surely the most famous pop star of the last decade or so. So reasonably, I think, I expected some form of greatness going into this. But maybe you'll be as shocked as I was to find that the guys over at Spotify fucked up and accidentally put something else by this album cover entirely. Because what I listened to was not greatness. Taylor Swift sells out arenas. I'd be suprised if this could sell out a dark stage at the back of a dive bar. People pay $3000 to go see Taylor Swift. You'd be hard pressed to get $30 out of me to listen to that. People wore adult diapers so they wouldn't have to miss a single second of Taylor Swift's show. Honestly I'd rather shit my pants as an excuse to not listen to this anymore. If this is the Taylor Swift album that made this list, then surely it is her best one, yeah? And if thats the case, then surely someone at Spotify fucked up and accidentally put some other crap in place of the expected greatness on the Taylor Swift page, yeah? Sarcasm aside, I didn't expect that I would like this very much anyway, and I was still disappointed. Except the one song which seemed to be about Starbucks lovers or something, most of the songs seem to be about her complaining about other people complaining about her, and I can't figure out for the life of me why that is supposed to be interesting. All these songs seem like they were manufactured in a lab to get the most radio play with the least amount of effort and thought. At first I thought how could this get that popular? But that's stupid, it's pretty obvious how. The more important question is not how, but why? But we probably don't have enough time to answer that kind of question here. Of the two modern pop albums I've listened to on this playlist so far, I think the Lorde one is way better. 2/5: meh

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1-Star Albums (40)

All Ratings (1022)

Violator by Depeche Mode
Oct 08 2023

While some bits were quite good, others were somewhat boring. 3/5: acceptable

Melodrama by Lorde
Oct 09 2023

#2. My first thought is this would probably be best viewed through a nostalgic lens. I can imagine someone born in 2006 or so listening to this in like 2040 saying things like "Why isn't music like this anymore?" and "I wonder whatever happened to her?" or "Those were the days." I on the other hand, am a 30 or 40 year old man listening to it for the first time and all I can really think to say is "This isn't for me." It's decent as background music, but when you actually listen you realize it's just kinda ok at best. It's giving mid, no cap. Or whatever it is the kids say these days. 3/5: acceptable

Catch A Fire by Bob Marley & The Wailers
Oct 10 2023

#3. I don't really understand reggae as a whole. At best I find it tedious, and at worst I find it annoying. While there may be an reggae album out there to change my mind, this one wasn't the one. At least twice while listening to this album I found myself zoning out and then thinking "damn, this isn't over yet?" when I realized it. There isn't really a single song on this album that caught my interest. 2/5: meh

On The Beach by Neil Young
Oct 11 2023

Neil Young has a lot of good songs and a bunch of good albums as well, but I do not think this one rates among his best. I guess when you make something in the direction of 50 albums, they can't all be bangers. This one started out alright, but got less interesting as it went along. I felt like it was about a 2.5, but thats not an option and I couldn't decide which one to go with so I flipped a coin and gave it a 3/5: acceptable

Electric Warrior by T. Rex
Oct 12 2023

#5. This album was a little bit of everything. A little bit of Bowie, a little bit of Holly, a little bit of the Beatles... Their influences were obvious. A little of this, a little of that. The only thing I didn't notice was that little bit of whatever it is that makes music interesting. I know not every album has to be some genre defining masterpiece, sometimes they just gotta be a little bit fun. And personally I don't think that album is that, so it only gets a little bit of stars from me. 2/5: meh

Life's Too Good by The Sugarcubes
Oct 13 2023

#6. To be honest, I had kinda assumed I would go my lifetime without hearing what Björk actually sounded like. And I'm not entirely sure that I'm better off for knowing. I listened to this in the car, and the woman at the drive thru window had an "oh, my" look on her face when Björk started doing her Yoko Ono shrieks on Birthday, and for the most part I agree even though I think that's the best song on the album. I know Europeans have weird taste in music, but even still I'm not sure who this is for. 2/5: meh

Buena Vista Social Club by Buena Vista Social Club
Oct 14 2023

#7. This was the first one so far that I hadn't heard that I actually liked. I have no idea what exactly they were singing about, but they convinced me anyway. It has all the things you need in fun quirky music, and now I'm gonna go find a smoky cantina to drink some tasty rum drinks in and you can't stop me. 4/5: fantastic

The Trinity Session by Cowboy Junkies
Oct 15 2023

#8. I had never heard of this before, and now I guess I know why. I honestly have no idea why this would possibly be on a list of 1001 albums that should be listened to, except for maybe to learn the lesson that you can't truly appreciate the good without experiencing the bad. I can imagine some Mumford and Son hipster twirling his mustache and telling his friends about this over a warm IPA, but for me it gets a nope out of ten. The girl's voice is good, but when the best part of your album is a handful of pretty weak covers, I simply cannot find a way to be even a little bit interested. 1/5: terrible

The Age Of The Understatement by The Last Shadow Puppets
Oct 16 2023

#9. This one was pretty generic British guitar pop. Fine, but ultimately forgettable. 3/5: acceptable

Blonde On Blonde by Bob Dylan
Oct 17 2023

#10. Pretty good overall, but it suffers from entirely too many harmonica solos. 3/5: acceptable

Tracy Chapman by Tracy Chapman
Oct 18 2023

#11. I have heard of Tracy Chapman before, but never actually listened to her music. It started out slow, but picked up a bit in the middle. This Lilith Fair kinda music isn't my really my jam, but I thought it was decent overall. 3/5: acceptable

Oct 19 2023

12. It's exactly what you'd expect from a Talking Heads album. 1 or 2 good songs accompanied by a lot of weird. 2/5: meh

Billion Dollar Babies by Alice Cooper
Oct 20 2023

#13. With a walking cringe factory like Alice Cooper that is seemingly unaware that we're laughing at him and not with him, you'd think this album would be worse. I want to give it one star. I want to hate it. But this album isn't interesting enough to elicit any emotion anywhere near hate. The only thing it generates in me is disinterest. It's just generic boring 70s radio rock. If you cut the volume way down and pretend you don't speak English, it's almost good as background noise. Almost. This album is just... lame. And not offensively lame, just boringly lame. The best this album could hope for is to be quietly forgotten 2/5 meh

Permission to Land by The Darkness
Oct 22 2023

#15. This is exactly the amount of cheesy over the top bullshit I had hoped for and expected going into this album. Did not disappoint. Not something I plan on listening to a lot, but decent overall. 3/5: acceptable

Dr. Octagonecologyst by Dr. Octagon
Oct 23 2023

#16. I liked this one quite a bit. Even though rap music is more popular now than its ever been, and is possibly the most popular form of pop music these days, this is just one more piece of evidence that 90s rap was the peak of rap music. This dude's joke/comedy side project rap album is better than 93.141592% of modern rap music. 4/5: fantastic

Oct 24 2023

#17. I never really listened to Lauryn Hill before. Honestly I thought she made poppy r&b type shit, but as it turns out she was a rapper this whole time. Who knew? All I know is that this album is boring. Some lyrics from one of the song say "Come on baby, light my fire/ Everything you drop is so tired/ Music is supposed to inspire" and I wonder was she talking about herself because this shit is very much so tired and uninspiring. Just one skippable track after another. No part of this album was even remotely interesting. 2/5: meh

The Genius Of Ray Charles by Ray Charles
Oct 25 2023

#18. I thought this one wasn't as good as the other Ray Charles one. Either that or the novelty of listening to old timey music wore off. Or maybe it was because I was sober when I listened to this one? Who knows. It was fine, I guess. The album title is a bit pretentious though, no? 3/5: acceptable

Definitely Maybe by Oasis
Oct 26 2023

#19. I'm glad we were getting Alice in Chains and Nirvana in the 90s while the Brits were stuck with Oasis and Suede and such. Because you could listen to grunge and 90s alternative on repeat until forever. And while this is fine or whatever, no one wants to listen to Oasis on repeat. This is grocery store music at its most inoffensive peak. 3/5: acceptable

Blood And Chocolate by Elvis Costello & The Attractions
Oct 27 2023

#20. This album isn't it. I don't know what it is, but it isn't it. There isn't one song that's even a little bit good. Tokyo Storm Warning is probably the most annoying song I've listened to so far on this list. I can't imagine anyone enjoying this. 1/5: terrible

Pet Sounds by The Beach Boys
Oct 28 2023

#21. This album is fun. It's very of its era, but I like it anyway. 3/5: acceptable

Oct 29 2023

#22. Despite that Spotify told me these guys were the longest lived and most prolific band from the 70s British punk scene, I had never heard of it. I had no real expectations going in, but I found this album to be a fairly enjoyable listen. 3/5: acceptable

My Generation by The Who
Oct 30 2023

#23. Not The Who's best album, but a pretty solid debut to be sure. 3/5: acceptable

Sticky Fingers by The Rolling Stones
Oct 31 2023

#24. Definitely one of the Rolling Stones best albums, and Wild Horses is probably my favorite song by them. 4/5: fantastic

1989 by Taylor Swift
Nov 01 2023

#25. I want to preface this with the statement that I have never once listened to more than a few seconds of a Taylor Swift song. I did watch a video when I was drunk the other whenever of her and Alison Krauss doing karaoke of a Keith Whitley song, but I don't know how even a single one of her actual songs go. Honestly, I probably couldn't pick Taylor Swift out of a lineup if it was just me and her in the lineup. That being said, I do know who she is. She is a force of fucking nature, and is surely the most famous pop star of the last decade or so. So reasonably, I think, I expected some form of greatness going into this. But maybe you'll be as shocked as I was to find that the guys over at Spotify fucked up and accidentally put something else by this album cover entirely. Because what I listened to was not greatness. Taylor Swift sells out arenas. I'd be suprised if this could sell out a dark stage at the back of a dive bar. People pay $3000 to go see Taylor Swift. You'd be hard pressed to get $30 out of me to listen to that. People wore adult diapers so they wouldn't have to miss a single second of Taylor Swift's show. Honestly I'd rather shit my pants as an excuse to not listen to this anymore. If this is the Taylor Swift album that made this list, then surely it is her best one, yeah? And if thats the case, then surely someone at Spotify fucked up and accidentally put some other crap in place of the expected greatness on the Taylor Swift page, yeah? Sarcasm aside, I didn't expect that I would like this very much anyway, and I was still disappointed. Except the one song which seemed to be about Starbucks lovers or something, most of the songs seem to be about her complaining about other people complaining about her, and I can't figure out for the life of me why that is supposed to be interesting. All these songs seem like they were manufactured in a lab to get the most radio play with the least amount of effort and thought. At first I thought how could this get that popular? But that's stupid, it's pretty obvious how. The more important question is not how, but why? But we probably don't have enough time to answer that kind of question here. Of the two modern pop albums I've listened to on this playlist so far, I think the Lorde one is way better. 2/5: meh

Pink Flag by Wire
Nov 02 2023

#26. This is the second 70s British punk band that I've gotten this week that is supposedly pretty well known I have never heard of even once. I have decided though that I like Wire better than The Fall. Or at least I like this particular album better I liked the other anyway. It's definitely more punk-ish anyway. The songs are short, sweet, and to the fucking point. The songs are a little bit samey, but I guess that's true of the whole genre, and that's kinda the point, so it's hard to fault it for that. I would say that I liked it on the whole. 3/5: acceptable

Off The Wall by Michael Jackson
Nov 03 2023

#27. I wouldn't generally say that I'm a big fan of pop music or disco, but there aren't any bad songs on this album. I think its a solid 7/10 album, but at the end of the day I decided to round down instead of round up because there weren't any adults here to stop me. 3/5: acceptable.

The Cars by The Cars
Nov 04 2023

#28. I've been listening to this one fairly regularly since I was a kid. There's not really any part of this album I don't like. 5/5: perfection

Aqualung by Jethro Tull
Nov 05 2023

#29. I think there's a reason nobody knows any more than two Jethro Tull songs. The flute solo shtick wears thin about one or two songs in. The music is alright I guess, but the vocals are less than ideal. This one slots in on the low end of 3 I think. 3/5: acceptable

Moss Side Story by Barry Adamson
Nov 06 2023

#30. How did this make the cut? I wish some pretentious know-it-all had gatekept me away from this. 1/5: terrible

Nov 07 2023

#31. This one is pretty standard hipster rock fare. Decent enough I suppose if you're into that kind of thing. There isn't anything offensively bad about it, but I'm not on nearly enough drugs for you to convince me it's good either. 2/5: meh

Peter Gabriel 3 by Peter Gabriel
Nov 08 2023

#32. Is this one of those things where you had to have been there to get it? Because I wasn't there, and I don't get it. I see all these four and five star reviews, but personally I don't see how this can be viewed as anything other than mediocre. 2/5: meh

Fuzzy Logic by Super Furry Animals
Nov 09 2023

#31. Weird British 70s retroism from the 90s psychedelic pop type... something. Not bad enough to make you want to rage quit, but certainly not very compelling either. Yeah, I don't know. 2/5: meh

Tigermilk by Belle & Sebastian
Nov 10 2023

#34. I'll have to remember this band the next time I'm on a Tinder date with an LA girl with a wide brimmed hat and finger tattoos, because surely they all love this. 2/5: meh

The Man Machine by Kraftwerk
Nov 11 2023

#35. Dial-up modem music made by robots, for robots. 4/5: fantastic

Space Ritual by Hawkwind
Nov 12 2023

#36. I liked this quite a bit. 70s prog rock with some old school heavy metal influence. And it's definitely prog rock done right. A lot of times I feel like proggy jam bands often sound like they're trying to compete with each other rather than play together, but these songs are definitely consistently coherent and the songs are long without seeming unnecessarily drawn out. 4/5: fantastic

Horses by Patti Smith
Nov 13 2023

#37. There's really only one good Patti Smith song, and this isn't the album it's on. This one could almost get a 3- almost, but there's a few songs that are actively annoying. I don't really have even a little bit of desire to listen to this one again. 2/5: meh

Nov 14 2023

#38. Probably only Bob Dylan's third best album, but still better than most on this list. 5/5: perfection

Toys In The Attic by Aerosmith
Nov 15 2023

#39. There's a reason you've only heard Sweet Emotion and Walk This Way. Most songs would be better as an instrumental. Steven Tyler is cheesy in a way I find tiresome, except for when he's being outright creepy. Why are so many of his lyrics about banging children? 2/5: meh

Tidal by Fiona Apple
Nov 16 2023

#40. You know when you listen to an artist who was a one hit wonder and it blows your mind and you think "Oh shit, this is amazing! Why haven't I been listening to this the whole time?" Yeah, this wasn't one of those times. This is just Criminal, and nine other songs you wish were as good as Criminal. Because that song is so good that it is strong enough to singlehandedly drag an otherwise two star album into threedom. 3/5: acceptable

1977 by Ash
Nov 17 2023

#41. I'd never heard the name of this band or any of their songs before. When I saw it was more britpop I thought "Ah shit, here we go again." I think a lot of these British guitar pop bands are so highly rated on here because of the nostalgia factor more so than actual quality because some dj forced them upon you dozens of times a day, but it's hard to be nostalgic for something you don't know. Anyway let's give it a listen anyway. Aaaaaaand... I was wrong. Immediately I already know the first song. I definitely did listen to this dozens of times a day, but not because of some radio asshole, no- but because of an even bigger asshole: me. Even though I was technically correct in saying that I didn't know the name of this band or any of their songs, Lose Control was on the first Gran Turismo, and I've surely heard this song thousands of times because of it. [Which reminds me, I was supposed to acquire a 618 hp mid engined Del Sol once I became an adult, let me go put that on the checklist] While I'm not entirely sure I would call this britpop (when I think britpop, I think Oasis. And no offense or whatever, but Oasis is bad, and you should feel bad for liking it), I'm not entirely sure what I would call it. I'm not sure they'd know either though to be honest. Every song on this album sounds quite a bit different, like they were trying to emulate other bands almost. Like Black Sabbath for example with the song I'd Give You Anything. Guy heard N.I.B. and was like "Yoink- that's OUR riff now, comerade." Dude must have went to the Dave Grohl School of Blatant Riff Thiefage or something. Anyway, despite the all-over-the-placeness of this album, I'd definitely say it's pretty decent. 3/5: acceptable

Cheap Thrills by Big Brother & The Holding Company
Nov 18 2023

#42. It was alright, I guess. Her voice is a bit much at times. I suppose I never really got the hype about Janis Joplin. 3/5: acceptable

Heartattack And Vine by Tom Waits
Nov 19 2023

#43. What is this? No, that wasn't a rhetorical question. Could someone please explain to me what in the actual fuck is this? This isn't real music, right? Nelson Mandela used some AI this morning to make this and subject me to it as a social experiment, right? I've heard some terrible music in my day, and I've listened to a few terrible albums on this playlist even [looking at you, Elvis Costello]. But I have never even imagined anything in the same realm of terribleness as whatever the fuck this was. It makes me think that maybe I judged a few previous albums too harshly, because this deserves a special place on its own special one star shelf of shame. I refuse to accept this is even real music and not some joke someone is playing on me. 0/5: absolutely fucking unacceptable

Time (The Revelator) by Gillian Welch
Nov 20 2023

#44. My first thought was that this was better than the rest of the hipster-folk on this list. My second thought was no, it was just the first song. The first song is good, the rest of it was whatever. 3/5: acceptable

In Utero by Nirvana
Nov 21 2023

#45. Sounds like Kurt Cobain was intentionally trying to sound bad on parts of this [which he probably was] to appear more punk or something. Not my favorite, but there's definitely a few good songs in there. 3/5: acceptable

Everybody Knows This Is Nowhere by Neil Young & Crazy Horse
Nov 22 2023

#46. I can't be bothered to scour the whole internet for wherever the fuck Niel Young keeps all his music these days, so I'm just going to wing it. Cinnamon Girl is good. Down by the River is good. The rest of its probably fine? Fuck it. 3/5: acceptable.

Locust Abortion Technician by Butthole Surfers
Nov 23 2023

#47. I know I said I was going to be less harsh in dealing out one stars after that Tom Waits album, but I guess I lied. Because I kinda hate this. I mean, it's nowhere near as bad as Tom Waits, but I still hate it. It's not really music so much as just noise. 1/5: terrible

The Infotainment Scan by The Fall
Nov 24 2023

#48. This sounds like the last gasp of a dying has-been band. I had never heard of them before this list, so honestly I have no idea if they were an ever-been, let alone a has-been, but that what it seems like to me. Not outright terrible, but also not something I really have any desire to listen to again. 2/5: meh

Revolver by Beatles
Nov 25 2023

#49. Here comes that overrated band and their weird ass fans to talk them up like most of their music isn't weird or boring. 3/5: acceptable

Beyond Skin by Nitin Sawhney
Nov 26 2023

#50. This album is all over the place. And not really in a good way? It sounds more like a compilation of assorted random shit than and kind of cohesive whole. None of it's terrible, but there is no standout great song either. 2/5: meh

Nevermind by Nirvana
Nov 27 2023

#51. There's not really much to be said here that hasn't been said many times before. This album changed popular music and defined the sound of a generation 5/5: perfection

Violent Femmes by Violent Femmes
Nov 28 2023

#52. I'm trying to think of something to say about this one, but I'm coming up with nothing. It was an album. I listened to it. It was OK. 3/5: acceptable.

Moby Grape by Moby Grape
Nov 29 2023

#53. Decent stuff, but reading about what happened with them turned out to be more interesting than the music 3/5: acceptable

Kenya by Machito
Nov 30 2023

#54. This kind of jazz [and I suppose most kinds of jazz in general] doesn't really do it for me. I can understand the quality of the music, but I still don't really want to listen to it. 2/5: meh

Scott 2 by Scott Walker
Dec 01 2023

#55. I don't think I'd normally like this kind of music, but for some reason this drew me in. Maybe it's because a lot of it is a bit humorous, but I definitely liked it more than I expected to. 3/5: acceptable

Odessey And Oracle by The Zombies
Dec 02 2023

#56. 3.6 roetgen. Not great, not terrible. 3/5: acceptable

Cupid & Psyche 85 by Scritti Politti
Dec 03 2023

#57. A.I. prompt: What would it sound like if Boy George, George Michael, and Micheal Jackson were the same person, and the Boy George² Michael² Jackson abomination made the most boring album possible? Ooh, also give me some gibberishy rhyming name similar to Milli Vanilli or something. Oh man. Scritti Politti? Geez, thats worse than i could have imagined. Ok, perfect. Now send it out into the world and see if anyone notices its not real. 2/5: meh

Chore of Enchantment by Giant Sand
Dec 04 2023

#58. I spent the whole time this album was on thinking Man, this guy sounds like the guy that sings that Lullaby song. So much so that I don't remember anything about this album. He sounds a lot like the guy that sings Lullaby. This isn't the guy that sings Lullaby, right? Edit: this isn't the guy that sings Lullaby. That guy was Shawn Mullins, and this guy is Howard something. 2/5: meh

Guero by Beck
Dec 05 2023

#59. Beck was still making music in 2005? This first two songs were quite good. The rest of the album was good too, but the first two were gooder. 3/5: acceptable

Dec 06 2023

#60. Me: Mom, can we get REM? Mom: we have REM at home. The REM at home: [this] This album sounds a lot like REM. I fucking hate REM. I think its too bad this album was the one chosen for this list, because afterward, I listened to some of their earlier stuff and it's some pretty decent punk stuff. Why the chose to evolve from that into wish.com REM is beyond me. Shame, really. 2/5: meh

Gasoline Alley by Rod Stewart
Dec 07 2023

#61. Rod Stewart has always been, and always will be. When our forebears climbed from the primordial ooze, there was Rod Stewart. When our great grandchildren's great grandchildren are old and grey, there Rod Stewart will be, making inoffensive music flavored music until the end of existence as we know it. 3/5: acceptable

The Queen Is Dead by The Smiths
Dec 08 2023

#62. When I woke up this morning, I had this urge to listen to 37 minutes and 11 seconds of a guy that sounds like Kermit the Frog doing an impression of Jordan Peterson for some reason. And Sheogorath bless, I was given The Smiths to listen to today! Perfect. I will have to deduct three stars though because even though they were right in saying the queen is dead, woke ass Britain made a MAN queen in some weird equal rights affirmative action type thing. I mean, I believe in equal rights and all, but I'm also a bit traditional sometimes, and I just think a woman should be queen. 2/5: meh

Amnesiac by Radiohead
Dec 09 2023

#63. I quite like Radiohead, but this particular album isn't their most interesting. 3/5: acceptable

Machine Gun Etiquette by The Damned
Dec 10 2023

#64. I assumed all the British punk bands from the 70s were uninteresting because I've only really ever heard The Sex Pistols and The Clash, but it turns out the Brits were just hiding the good stuff from us, because all the punk I've listened to on this list are way better than those two. 3/5: acceptable

The Grand Tour by George Jones
Dec 11 2023

#65. This one was pretty good. I thought I would hate it, but this shit fucks. 4/5: fantastic

Back At The Chicken Shack by Jimmy Smith
Dec 12 2023

#66. Listening to this album it makes me wish I was sitting in the garage with the door open, a cigarette in one hand, and a beer or three in the other during a heavy rainstorm. I couldn't tell you why, but that's what's what. 3/5: acceptable

xx by The xx
Dec 13 2023

#67. This is movie credits music. The kind you don't mind leaving as soon as it comes on. 2/5: meh

Street Life by The Crusaders
Dec 14 2023

#68. Partway through I had to remind myself that no, I wasn't on hold to talk to the dentist, I was in fact listening to this album on purpose, for some reason. 2/5: meh

Illinois by Sufjan Stevens
Dec 15 2023

#69 (nice). This album sucks. I have never heard nor even heard of this guy beforehand. The album cover is pretty cool, I thought, but it misled me. There's nothing good inside. Just uninteresting hipster-folk trash start to finish. The song titles are more stupid than Fall Out Boy Songs. Nothing about any of this did I enjoy in the slightest bit. I seriously considered giving this one star, but then I went back and skimmed through some Tom Waits songs [the true bar of what is a one star album] and thought OK, maybe it's not that bad. But it's borderline almost one star though. Trash 2/5

Pink Moon by Nick Drake
Dec 16 2023

#70. Put this on the list with Rocky Horror Picture Show for cult classics that I really don't understand why. It's fine, I guess. Nothing special though. 3/5

Suicide by Suicide
Dec 18 2023

#72. Well that certainly was uhhhh... something, now wasn't it? Like, you know, not something good, but something. 1/5

The Köln Concert by Keith Jarrett
Dec 19 2023

#73. It's just some guy fiddlefucking around on a piano for an hour. He's not even playing any particular song, he's just noodling about for a bit. You know the phrase "this meeting could have been an email?" Well similarly this album could have a Youtube video. I don't care if Youtube didn't exist in 1975, that's your problem. Figure it out. Wikipedia said people only paid $1.72 to go watch this, and well, I suppose paying less than two dollars to listen to some improv isn't that bad. At least it wasn't terrible, I guess. 3/5

Fever To Tell by Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Dec 20 2023

#74. That song from Guitar hero is pretty good. The rest of it not so much. One hit wonder out of five.

Forever Changes by Love
Dec 21 2023

#75. I don't hate it. It's good enough overall, but also I'm not suprised it faded away into history and I'd never heard of it before. 3/5

Frank by Amy Winehouse
Dec 22 2023

#76. I haven't cringed this hard in quite some time. This whole album is pretty yikes-tastic. Do people actually like this? No part of listening to this was enjoyable to me. 1/5: please stop.

Hunky Dory by David Bowie
Dec 23 2023

#77. I guess I only know the hits when it comes to David Bowie, and I've never listened to one of his album all the way through before, but I think I expected more. 3/5: it was alright.

If You're Feeling Sinister by Belle & Sebastian
Dec 24 2023

#78. This album wasn't any better than their other album on this list. Uninteresting mid-core. 2/5: lame

One World by John Martyn
Dec 25 2023

#79. This shit was boring as hell, which is sometimes worse than being bad when it comes to music. 2/5: yawn

Dec 26 2023

#80. Was it a coincidence or a conspiracy that the algorithm tried to force me to listen to a Christmas album on Christmas day? You know what? I'm not going to anyway. I fucking hate Christmas music. Also Phil Spector is an absolute diarrhea person. Fuck that guy. 1/5: Fuck your Christmas music and your Christ, and fuck Phil Spector the most.

Foo Fighters by Foo Fighters
Dec 27 2023

#81. Somehow this dude managed to capture lightning in a bottle twice and be in two of the most popular rock bands of all time. This is definitely-probably the best Food Finder album as well. 5/5: fingernails are good

Brilliant Corners by Thelonious Monk
Dec 28 2023

#82. Jazz is like wine for me. No matter how good people say that it is, it all tastes the same to me. 3/5: boxed wine

Movies by Holger Czukay
Dec 29 2023

#83. Funky weird jazz rock something. I'm honestly not entirely sure. 3/5: What is happening?

Dec 30 2023

#84. The first song was good, but then it faded fast. Like real fast. Honestly the rest of the album kinda sucks. But hey, at least they're being consistent with adding an album from a one hit wonder which that one hit isn't on. 2/5: pass

The Chronic by Dr. Dre
Dec 31 2023

As I was reading some of the previous reviews, I saw a one star review that said "Offensive, misogynistic, an album of nothing but the N word because he thinks he can and an uncountable amount of mother fuckers." Yeah, pretty much that. 5/5: because fuck you, that's why

Heaux Tales by Jazmine Sullivan
Jan 01 2024

#86. Trashy music from a trashy skank. Hard pass. No stars for Gryffindor. 1/5: Half a star for the accurate album title. Another half a star for still being better than Tom Waits somehow.

Debut by Björk
Jan 02 2024

#87. Björk as a person is weird in the best possible way. Her music is just weird in the regular way. Honestly it's really not that bad if you can get past all the shrieking, but it's definitely not in my regular rotation. This was definitely better though than that Sugarcubes album. Her weird style definitely seems to get more enjoyable [or at least less disagreeable] the more you hear. You know what, I'm going to round it up to four stars for no particular reason whatsoever. 4/5: fuck the cops

Rum Sodomy & The Lash by The Pogues
Jan 03 2024

#88. On their own, any one of these songs are good enough, but 13 of them in a row? That's a bit much. 3/5: it's good enough, I suppose.

The Rise & Fall by Madness
Jan 04 2024

#89. Another one hit wonder band. But this one is different because I didn't even know that it was a one hit wonder, I thought that was a Talking Heads song the whole time. The album was pretty good though, I dig it. 3/5: yeah

25 by Adele
Jan 05 2024

#90. If you had asked me yesterday if I thought I would enjoy listening to 48 minutes of sad girl r&b, I probably would have guessed probably not, but this was actually a fairly enjoyable listen. She has an amazing voice, and while this is definitely not my go style of music, I did find that I liked it. 3/5: way better than similar stuff like Taylor Swift

Here's Little Richard by Little Richard
Jan 06 2024

#91. I can see why this was influential and popular back when rock and roll was a new cool thing, but it doesn't really have the same impact three quartes of a century later. Also it's kinda the same song 13 times in a row. 3/5: yeah.

Jan 07 2024

#92. David Crosby is the Ringo of CSNY, isn't he. It's bit strange, and honestly I can't tell whether I like it or not. 3/5: Octopus's Garden out of ten.

Jan 08 2024

#93. Pantera- it's like thrash, but with anger management issues. This shit is literally just teenage angst in music form. My initial though was to award it 15 stars, but I had to subtract 5 stars for the album cover not being as good as Metal Magic, and then subtract 5 more stars for Phil Anselmo being the way that he is. 5/5: I dunno, but it's hard to give any less than 5 stars to an album I've surely listened to a hundred times or more.

Machine Head by Deep Purple
Jan 09 2024

#94. You know you've made a good song when it's so popular it gets on the forbidden to play list at music stores, right? The whole album is cheesy as fuck, but in a way that you don't hate it, somehow. 4/5: Space truckin', son, ain't what it used to be

Happy Trails by Quicksilver Messenger Service
Jan 10 2024

#95. This shit ain't it. If you're gonna put out an album that's some drawn out live jam band bullshittery, you should at least play your own songs and not some terrible cover of someone else's song, yeah? I think its pretty obvious why no one has heard of this before. What's less obvious is why/how it made it onto this list. 2/5: nah

Jan 11 2024

#96. Those people there seemed to be having a gay old time, but it isn't really the kinda shit I want to be listening to, personally. 3/5: it's fine, for the most part.

Live! by Fela Kuti
Jan 12 2024

#97. Hurray! Some improv jazzy bullshit with some guy yelling random noises over it occasionally. Exactly what I wanted to listen to this morning. 2/5: Who is this for? Do people really enjoy this?

Eliminator by ZZ Top
Jan 13 2024

#98. I don't know why this works, but it does. Blues pop, as a concept, doesn't really make any sense. With the exception of TV Dinners, which stands out as being quite stupid, the album is a pretty fun listen. 4/5: it good

Younger Than Yesterday by The Byrds
Jan 14 2024

#99. This one seemed kind of generic. Not bad by any means, but not really much there that would make you want to listen to it again. Back Pages was pretty good and probably the most interesting song here. 3/5: acceptable

Real Life by Magazine
Jan 15 2024

#100. This is like off brand music. This for people who played with mega blocks instead of Legos and ate King Vitamin instead of Captain Crunch. Sounds like they listened to a lot of punk music and maybe Bowie growing up, but only through the wall from the neighbor's 2.5/5: this is the Dr. Perky of music

Power In Numbers by Jurassic 5
Jan 16 2024

#101. I never listened to them before. I honestly thought it sounded like it was from like 5 or 10 years before then. Sounds like it came before the stuff like Jay Z and Kanye and such that was popular at the time. 3/5: pretty good

KE*A*H** (Psalm 69) by Ministry
Jan 17 2024

#102 pretty classic industrial metal album, and probably Ministry's best 4/5:

The Rolling Stones by The Rolling Stones
Jan 18 2024

#103. This was alright, I guess, but if I had heard this back in the day I most certainly would not have been waiting around for their second album 3/5: it'll do, pig

Jan 19 2024

#104. This album might have been good if I were on lots of drugs. Or at least I might not have noticed it was shit if I were on lots of drugs. Unfortunately, while listening to this I was not on lots of drugs. 2/5: this gets a nope out of ten from me, dawg.

Jan 20 2024

#105. This is peak 2000s hipster rock here. Fun fact: this album was almost called "Looking Good on the Dance Floor, and 12 Other Forgettable Songs to Twirl Your Moustache To," but they decided to change it last minute. 3/5: acceptable, but just barely

Penthouse And Pavement by Heaven 17
Jan 21 2024

#106. Big oof. This manages to be both terrible and full of pretentious twattery. 1/5: Surely no one likes this, right?

Ocean Rain by Echo And The Bunnymen
Jan 22 2024

#107. I bet 90% of the people that like this say things like "You wouldn't have heard of them," "I liked them before they were cool" [they were never cool], and "I haven't listened to the radio since 2009" 2/5: I've already forgot what this album sounded like.

Let's Get It On by Marvin Gaye
Jan 23 2024

#108. This album is pretty good. Great even. Probably even one of the best when it comes to soul music. But soul music in general is just kinda middle of the pack music, and my score for this album reflects that. Good as it may be, this kind of album is not the kind of thing you'd just pop on on a regular raggedy ass Tuesday when if you wanted to listen to something. 3/5: it has its place, but that place is not at the top of the list.

Safe As Milk by Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band
Jan 24 2024

#109. The first half of this album is pretty good. Some kinda bluesy psychedelic rock thing. The second half is some meandering Phishy jam band type nonsense that I don't particularly enjoy. Never heard of them before so I didn't know what to expect, and it turned out to be a bit of a mixed bag. 3/5: stick to side 1

Be by Common
Jan 25 2024

#110. Decent, but had Kanye West on several songs, and all for the worse. I thought Kanye was supposed to be some lyrical genius or something? "I did what I did, because I had a kid"- for real? That's it? Come on dude, be better. 3/5: I don't hate it I guess. He's a better actor than rapper it seems though.

Public Image: First Issue by Public Image Ltd.
Jan 26 2024

#111. I suppose I can see why a thing like this would be on this list, but that doesn't mean I have to like it though. 2/5: too try hard

Heaven Or Las Vegas by Cocteau Twins
Jan 27 2024

#112. While listening to this album you might find yourself wondering who or what is this for. Well let me paint a picture for you. You have begrudgingly agreed to go to a dinner party at one of your wife's coworker's house. You know the one. The one with the combover and the crooked moustache. The one that always touches your arm when he talks to you. With the crack skinny wife in the wispy dress that doesn't speak loud enough to understand what she's saying ever. Every wall in their house is the same shade of off-white and every room has like one or two pieces of furniture, and maybe some stabby brutalist "art." You keep looking over at your wife to see if you can leave yet, because every minute being here is a minute closer to your insanity. And... this is the music that's playing in the background the whole time. Oh, and the brisket they served was dry. 2/5: please don't make me listen anymore

Rings Around The World by Super Furry Animals
Jan 28 2024

#113. Nothing super interesting here. Ok radio rock but nothing that stands out. 2/5: meh

Superfuzz Bigmuff by Mudhoney
Jan 29 2024

#114. It was fuzzy. It was muffled. They delivered on all promises. What more can you want? 3/5: good job.

Coat Of Many Colors by Dolly Parton
Jan 30 2024

#115. I was never really into Dolly Parton. I just don't get it. It's not bad or whatever, I just don't want it. 3/5: acceptable

Wild Is The Wind by Nina Simone
Jan 31 2024

#116. I'm finding that I just can't really get into this older pop and r&b stuff. I try to give it a fair listen, but this shit just bores me. 2/5: meh

She's So Unusual by Cyndi Lauper
Feb 01 2024

#117. The hits were good, but the rest were... misses if we're being honest. The gap in quality of the songs on this album is wide. Those two songs were good, but the rest of it was pretty nopey for me. 2/5: nah

Who's Next by The Who
Feb 02 2024

#118. This is a pretty classic album with several songs that people that don't even listen to this kind of music know. 5/5: excellent

Feb 03 2024

#119. I really thought this was going to be better than that. I mean, this is the guy from the Beatles. And it's not like he was just some guy that just happened to be there, he wrote like half the fucking songs. So, what happened, the Beatles broke up and he just forgot how to write good songs or whatever? Mother and Well Well Well are terrible songs, and the rest aren't much better, to be honest. 2/5: listening to this almost makes one yearn for a snubnose .38

The Predator by Ice Cube
Feb 04 2024

#120. This shit slaps. It kinda faded at the end but pretty fucking good overall. The lyrics are still pretty relevant today too. Shit never changes. 4/5: excellent

Grievous Angel by Gram Parsons
Feb 05 2024

#121 Decent enough country rock. I didn't really love it or hate it, I just acknowledged its existence and moved on. 3/5: that'll do, pig.

The College Dropout by Kanye West
Feb 07 2024

#122 Mid tier 2000s rap. Not terrible. Probably Kanye's best work. 3/5: aight

Duck Stab/Buster & Glen by The Residents
Feb 08 2024

#124. This album definitely gives off low budget horror movie vibes. Kinda reminds me of the movie Gummo actually in the way that while it's not that great and is slightly off-putting, I still can't look away. I'm drawn to it in some strange way. I saw that this album is pretty poorly rated, which surely means that the people that rated it so poorly just haven't yet heard the Butthole Surfers of Suicide albums on this playlist yet. Because while this was strange, it's light-years ahead of those two albums, which were literally just noise not even pretending to be music. I was going to give this a 2, but now I'm going to give it a 3 just to spite all you fuckers. 3/5: and I'll do it again

Zombie by Fela Kuti
Feb 09 2024

#125. No matter how much meandering jazz nonsense you put in front of me, it'll never not be boring. I'm assuming there are actually people out there that thoroughly enjoy this kind of music, but I'm glad I haven't met them. 2/5: wack

Songs Of Leonard Cohen by Leonard Cohen
Feb 10 2024

#126. God damn, but that was boring. The whole thing. Every song. Just sheer boredom. And why does the album cover look like a movie poster of a biopic where Adam Sandler is playing Al Pacino? 2/5: yawn

Rattus Norvegicus by The Stranglers
Feb 11 2024

#127. Pretty fun overall. I'd touch it with a ten foot pole. 3/5: acceptable

Slayed? by Slade
Feb 12 2024

#128 band prompt: What if Ac/dc, but also The Who? 3/5: I'm not really sure what I think about this, honestly

Born In The U.S.A. by Bruce Springsteen
Feb 13 2024

#129. This album is so stereotypically boomer that it almost doesn't seem real. Like it almost doesn't sound like music made by some boomers in the 80s, but rather like some spoof music made recently to mock boomer music from the 80s. It can't really be this fucking cheesy, can it? 2/5: it's just too much.

Technique by New Order
Feb 14 2024

#130. Nothing about this album really does anything for me. I feel like some bands get to a point where they just put out albums because they think it's expected of them because musician is their job title, and not for the actual art of it. And that's what this album sounds like. Just kinda half assed. 2/5: meh

Go Girl Crazy by The Dictators
Feb 15 2024

#131. Some of it was okay, but some of it was pretty dumb. I don't know, I don't hate it but I couldn't really get into it. 2/5: meh

Lost Souls by Doves
Feb 16 2024

#132. Reminds me or Radiohead, but not as good. 3/5: whatever

Aftermath by The Rolling Stones
Feb 17 2024

#134. I'm pretty sure I was under the impression that the Rolling Stones were one of the rock and roll greats, but actually listening to their albums has me questioning that opinion, because none of them seem to be particularly great. 3/5: it's OK at best

Neon Bible by Arcade Fire
Feb 18 2024

#134. More hipster folk. Hurray... 2/5: boo

Feb 19 2024

#135 The description says this was only Pink Floyd album led by Syd Barrett, and I think that's probably for the best, because this is nowhere as good as their later stuff. 3/5: alright

That's The Way Of The World by Earth, Wind & Fire
Feb 20 2024

#136. I found the high falsetto singing tiresome after about one song, but that one song was pretty good. This album wasn't able to hold my attention, really. 3/5: fine

Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness by The Smashing Pumpkins
Feb 21 2024

#137. Most people: the world is round Weirdos: the world is flat Billy Corgan: the world is a vampire 4/5: excellent

Elephant by The White Stripes
Feb 22 2024

#138. I didn't expect to like this as much as I did. It's as weird as you'd think, but I dig it. 4/5: it good

The Wildest! by Louis Prima
Feb 23 2024

#139. Boomers will complain about "music these days," and then turn around and unironically listen to Mr. Loodle-doot-skibbidy-beep-bop Man. 2/5: get the fuck outta here

Feb 24 2024

#140. While one or two of these songs may be interesting enough on their own, I absolutely cannot handle 62 minutes in a row of this repetitive nonsense. 2/5: don't

Ingenue by k.d. lang
Feb 25 2024

#141. Beautiful voice, boring as fuck music. Background noise out of ten. 2/5: meh

Band On The Run by Paul McCartney and Wings
Feb 26 2024

#142. When I was listening to that shitass John Lennon album, I wondered where all the talent that made the Bearles good went. Well apparently it was right here, with this guy. If I had heard this album first, I probably would have given it 3 stars, but now I'm gonna give it 4 as a general fuck you to John Lennon. Some of you reading this might not enjoy the fact that I've rated all the Beatles albums so far a 3 and this a 4, but uh, you know... fuck the cops or whatever, I'm doing it anyway 🤷‍♀️ 3.8 snubnose/5: maybe that Chapman guy wasn't so wrong after all.

Dummy by Portishead
Feb 27 2024

#143. Portishead sounds like a type of venomous fish or something. Never heard of them before, I think. I do quite like this though, it'll probably end up in my regular rotation, for sure. I've heard the song Glory Box before, but I didn't remember from where, so I looked it up. Turns out it was in about 20 different movies, including one called B Monkey that was played on IFC every three and a half minutes or so when I was in high school and I've probably watched like 8 or 10 times, which is where I recognized it from. I'm pretty sure I thought it was a Spice Girls song or something at the time though. Whichever. I still dig it. 5/5: this probably realistically is not a 5 star album, but there's no adults here, so I can do what I want.

Rid Of Me by PJ Harvey
Feb 28 2024

#144. This reminds me of that Patti Smith album. Angsty feminist punk-type... something. Definitely not for me. 2/5: garbage

Feb 29 2024

#145. Just like that Barry Adamson soundtrack album that isn't actually a soundtrack for anything, the main question I have for this is- Why? Why does this exist? Why would you intentionally make music for the sole purpose that no one will want to listen to it? 1/5: dumb

Mar 01 2024

#146. This album is pretty great, with with one glaring weakness, that being Eazy E. If he was missing from the album, surely no one would miss him. I find him kind of annoying and his rhymes kind of wack. The rest is good though. 4/5: yes.

Blur by Blur
Mar 02 2024

#147. It's decent enough, I suppose. Song 2 and On Your Own are pretty good, but the rest is kinda forgettable, for the most part. 3/5: acceptable

Rubber Soul by Beatles
Mar 03 2024

#148. Hey look, another mid ass Beatles album. That's the third one so far. Aren't the Beatles supposed to be great or something? Is that all just hype and not reality? Do they actually have any albums with more than one or maybe two good songs on it? I know there's about eleventeen Beatles albums on this list, so I guess I'll find out. Not betting on it though 3/5: acceptable

Coles Corner by Richard Hawley
Mar 04 2024

#149. This sounds like it was from 1955, not 2005. Good, I guess, if you're someone's grandpa. I'll probably forget this by the end of the week though. 3/5: it's fine?

Madman Across The Water by Elton John
Mar 05 2024

#150. I'm sorry, I can't concentrate. Rock stars have kidnapped my son! 4/5: lovely

Tom Tom Club by Tom Tom Club
Mar 06 2024

#151. I was cringing so hard listening to Wordy Rappinghood I nearly turned inside out. I nearly DNF'ed this album halfway through the first song, but I skipped to the next one and surprisingly it was pretty good. It was a one off though, as the rest of the album was uninteresting. Meh. 2/5: why.

Maggot Brain by Funkadelic
Mar 07 2024

#152. They really drop you off in the deep end with this one, huh? The rest of the album is solid enough, but the song Maggot Brain fucks for sure. 3/5: decent

Urban Hymns by The Verve
Mar 09 2024

#153. Another one hit wonder? At least this album as a whole was pretty good, unlike some of the other one hit wonders. 3/5: acceptable

Chris by Christine and the Queens
Mar 10 2024

#155. The name Christine and the Queens implies there's at least three people, but it seems it's only one person [that looks like 1997 Johnny Depp] whose name isn't even Christine. It's pretty good, I'd say, for dance pop, but that's not really a genre I know or care too much about. 3/5: decent

Morrison Hotel by The Doors
Mar 11 2024

#156. I thought I only knew a few Doors songs, but it turns out I already knew most of the songs on this album. I definitely dig it, this album is good shit. 4/5: I like

Beauty And The Beat by The Go-Go's
Mar 12 2024

#157. I was worried this album was going to be annoying, but it wasn't that bad. Very upbeat poppy new wave kind of thing, pretty decent for the most part. 3/5: fun

Led Zeppelin II by Led Zeppelin
Mar 13 2024

#158. Not a miss on here. This one's great start to finish. 5/5: fantastic

A Love Supreme by John Coltrane
Mar 14 2024

#159. Jazz is still jazz. 2/5: jazz

3 + 3 by The Isley Brothers
Mar 15 2024

#160. Some pretty good stuff on here. I dig it. Some pretty solid covers too. 3/5: yah

Mar 17 2024

#162. There's that song Freedom, and then there's a bunch of boring adult alternative nonsense following it. 2/5: pretty bad

Rock Bottom by Robert Wyatt
Mar 18 2024

#163. This album kinda just sucks, doesn't it? 1/5: thankfully short

Appetite For Destruction by Guns N' Roses
Mar 19 2024

#164. What is there to say here, but oof? Hair metal is up there on the list of the worst musical genres for sure. Also, I didn't know this was their debut album. I assumed it took a few albums to devolve into this absurd caricature of themselves, but no, they jumped straight out of the gate sounding like this. Why? They're definitely the Ac/DC or Nickleback of their era. Straight garbage. 2/5: people like to shit on nü metal, but hair metal is really the biggest blight on the metal genre as a whole. I fucking hate this shit.

Elastica by Elastica
Mar 20 2024

#165. Super forgettable 90s alternative. Nothing interesting going on here. It's like off brand Garbage or something. 2/5: yawn

Different Class by Pulp
Mar 21 2024

#166. This was painfully British. Yikes, dude. The only good part of it is the knowing that since I've never once heard or even heard of this is the past 29 years, it's unlikely I'll ever have to hear it again. 2/5: terrible

Foxbase Alpha by Saint Etienne
Mar 22 2024

#167. I kept getting bored listening to this. I ended up skipping the end of a lot of the songs. I feel like drugs might make this more tolerable? 2/5: two

Mar 23 2024

#168. I've spent years trying to get Spotify to stop playing Muse at me, and surely all that progress will be lost after listening to this album. I've never listened to a whole ass Muse album before, and now that I have, I realize that I had made the correct decision before. They seem way too try hard. I don't know what exactly it is they are trying to do, but I'm pretty sure they never actually achieved it. Seems like music for people that unironically wear New Balances and cargo shorts. 2/5: wack

Gorillaz by Gorillaz
Mar 24 2024

#169. I remember listening in high school on the bus on my yellow Sony Sports Discman with 30 second Electronic Shock Protection®️ on a daily basis for at least months. And it's not any less good now than it was then. This album fucks 5/5: Yes.

Little Earthquakes by Tori Amos
Mar 25 2024

#170. These songs are all basically the same. And not particularly interesting. 2/5: yawn

Deja Vu by Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young
Mar 26 2024

#171. It's pretty good. I like it overall, but at the same time it's not really anything special. 3/5: decent

Diamond Life by Sade
Mar 27 2024

#172. Spotify says there are 13 million people listening to this character every month. 13 million. Monthly. What the fuck? Who is purposefully listening to this shit? 2/5: not great

Phrenology by The Roots
Mar 28 2024

#173. Some good stuff on here, but there's definitely a few tracks that could have been removed to make it better. Some of them seem like placeholders to make the album longer or something? I don't know. 3/5: decent.

Funeral by Arcade Fire
Mar 29 2024

#174. I listened to this yesterday, and as I'm trying to think about it now, I realize I already don't really remember what it sounds like. Arcade fire is just that memorable I guess. I'm pretty sure I remember thinking the girl kinda sounds like Björk on the last song. Not sure if that's a positive or a negative, but that's what I got. 2/5: hipster folk

Young Americans by David Bowie
Mar 30 2024

#175. I thought Fame was good, but that was really the only one. The rest is just filler 2/5: nope

Back To Black by Amy Winehouse
Mar 31 2024

#176. Her album Frank was so shockingly terrible that I wondered how did she ever become popular in the first place. This album is significantly better, and more like what I had expected from her music. I mean, it's not great or anything, but it's at least good. 3/5: maybe you should have gone to rehab?

Ready To Die by The Notorious B.I.G.
Apr 01 2024

#177. I think this guy being considered one of the best must just be the death hype. Ain't no way. This is middling at best. And one of the lines is "you look so good, I'd suck your daddy's dick." Bruh.... what the fuck is that shit? 2/5: the fuck outta here with that shit.

Green Onions by Booker T. & The MG's
Apr 02 2024

#178. This is fine. That's about all I've got to say about it though. Not bad, but also kinda background-musicky 3/5: decent

Suede by Suede
Apr 03 2024

#179. I kept waiting for the good part, but it just kinda never happened. 2/5: unfulfilling.

The Pleasure Principle by Gary Numan
Apr 04 2024

#180. This album reminds me of those "what the future will look like" pictures. And, for a time at least, he wasn't wrong. Most 80s synth pop owes a lot to albums like this. 4/5: yes, please.

Walking Wounded by Everything But The Girl
Apr 05 2024

#181. Maybe I'm way off here, but this seems like music for a hangover after a three day bender 🤷‍♀️ 3/5: decent

Songs For Swingin' Lovers! by Frank Sinatra
Apr 06 2024

#182. I'm sure some boomers or other such oldies might tell you that this album is the bee's whole-ass knee, but I am neither an orthopedic physician nor an apiarist, so I could not confirm nor deny such rumors. 3/5: perfect for a Fallout soundtrack, but perhaps too outdated for anything else these days.

The Holy Bible by Manic Street Preachers
Apr 07 2024

#183. This album is completely uninteresting to me. It manages to be boring and mildly annoying, but not really much else. 2/5: dumb

Germfree Adolescents by X-Ray Spex
Apr 08 2024

#184. On the one hand, I suppose shitty punk music is more punk than more well executed punk music, but on the other hand, I still fucking hate this. 2/5: Yeah, I realize the problem may lie with me, but I'm gonna give it a two anyway

Murmur by R.E.M.
Apr 09 2024

#185. It's REM. No need to listen to it to give it a proper rating, but I guess I'll do it anyway. And... yep. Just as I suspected, it sucks. REM is certainly nothing someone needs to hear before they die, or ever really. 2/5: dumb.

Sweet Baby James by James Taylor
Apr 10 2024

#186. REM, and then James Taylor back to back? Fuck me, right? Al Gore's rhythm seems to be out to get me. I've heard some of his songs before, but for obvious reasons never listened to a whole album before. It's exactly as I assumed it would be though. About as good as any one of his singles, just more. 2/5: James Taylor just seems to me like a less pretentious, but also less good Neil Young or something.

Live At The Star Club, Hamburg by Jerry Lee Lewis
Apr 11 2024

#187. Didn't do anything for me. He struggled to hit the notes on his own songs several times too. If you're going to put out a live album, maybe try picking a show where you sound better 2/5: meh

Abattoir Blues / The Lyre of Orpheus by Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
Apr 12 2024

#188. I've never heard anything from this guy apart from the Peaky Blinders theme before and assumed it would just all be like that, but not really so much. The first half was pretty good, I like it, but the second half was honestly just mostly boring. 3/5: it's fine.

All Directions by The Temptations
Apr 13 2024

#189. The songs that were more funk were good. The songs that were not really funk were not really good. 2/5: meh

White Blood Cells by The White Stripes
Apr 14 2024

#190. Tolerable, but nothing really there that draws you in and makes you want to listen to it a second time 3/5: acceptable

Hail To the Thief by Radiohead
Apr 16 2024

#192. This is probably the Radiohead album that I listen to the least, but it's still worth a listen every now and again. 4/5: yarp

Aja by Steely Dan
Apr 17 2024

#193. This is beige music for middle aged moms. Like, it's not bad, but it's not anything really. 3/5: milquetoast.

Vauxhall And I by Morrissey
Apr 18 2024

#194. Not the worst thing I've ever heard. Which, when talking about Morrissey, is a hell of a compliment. 3/5: weirdly not terrible

Ctrl by SZA
Apr 19 2024

#195. Is all modern pop music trashy skank music, or just the stuff on this list? 1/5: God awful

Grace by Jeff Buckley
Apr 20 2024

#196. I've listened to this album many times before, and this time it was just as brilliant as every other time. It's great start to finish. I have no complaints, really. 5/5: perfect.

Connected by Stereo MC's
Apr 21 2024

#197. This isn't terrible or anything, but the thing of the thing is that I'm just not as nostalgic for weird obscure British nonsense as the maker of this list obviously is. To say that you need to listen to this before you die is a bit hyperbolic if you ask me. 3/5: fine

Come Away With Me by Norah Jones
Apr 22 2024

#198. Inoffensive piano pop. Decent, I suppose, if you're already into that kind of thing, perhaps a bit boring if you're not. 3/5: acceptable

Exile On Main Street by The Rolling Stones
Apr 23 2024

#199. The Rolling Stones' hits are undeniable, but on the whole, listening to an entire album leaves you wanting. None of them seem to be a particularly great listen start to finish. 3/5: ok

Hypnotised by The Undertones
Apr 24 2024

#200. Standard British punk rock fare. 3/5: fine

Rio by Duran Duran
Apr 25 2024

#201. Decent, almost stereotypical new wave album. A few great hits on there that I really liked. 3/5: good shit

The Velvet Underground & Nico by The Velvet Underground
Apr 26 2024

#202. This very much does not do it for me. They seem to be trying real extra hard to be artsy or whatever. I don't know if they accomplished that, but I certainly don't like it. A few of the songs sounded almost intentionally bad. Don't want, please. 2/5: nope

Dookie by Green Day
Apr 27 2024

#203. I mean, I tried to give it less than five stars, it just wouldn't let me. 5/5: I suppose that'll do.

Apr 28 2024

#204. Albums like this are why I started doing this. To find albums that I have never heard [and would probably otherwise never listen to] that are good and that I like. But unfortunately this list is pretty weak. Out of the probably like 150ish so far I've never listened to previously, this is only like maybe the fifth one I want to listen to a second time. I don't know why I never listened to this before, it's fairly similar to shit that I do like, but here we are. Definitely adding this one to the list. 4/5: yarp

Dog Man Star by Suede
Apr 29 2024

#205. I don't know why there's a greater than zero amount of Suede albums on this list. They're both a bit shit, aren't they? 2/5: narp

At Fillmore East by The Allman Brothers Band
Apr 30 2024

#206. I think this is the first live album I've listened to on this list so far that is actually good. 4/5: great.

Red Headed Stranger by Willie Nelson
May 01 2024

#207. I don't think I've ever listened to Willie Nelson's music before, but it turns out it was just about exactly what I had expected, unfortunately. Just uninteresting old timey country that never really builds to anything, really. 2/5: meh

The Low End Theory by A Tribe Called Quest
May 02 2024

#208. Pretty decent overall. I particularly liked Scenario. 3/5: I'd touch it with a ten foot pole.

Van Halen by Van Halen
May 03 2024

#209. Eddie Van Halen is a fantastic guitarist but Van Halen as a band is annoying, and D̶r̶. R̶o̶c̶k̶z̶o̶, t̶h̶e̶ r̶o̶c̶k̶ a̶n̶d̶ r̶o̶l̶l̶ c̶l̶o̶w̶n̶ David Lee Roth is just terrible. I've always had a dislike for this band, and a disdain for their popularity, and listening to it one more time didn't really sway me. I'm going to give this a three instead of a two for at least not being the album that Jump and Hot for Teacher are on. 3/5: really, Eruption saves this otherwise intolerable album.

Beggars Banquet by The Rolling Stones
May 04 2024

#210. This list is making me like the Rolling Stones less and less with every album I listen to one here. Yet again, an album with about 1½ bangers, and a bunch of slop. 3/5: come on guys, I feel like you should be better than this...

Seventh Tree by Goldfrapp
May 05 2024

#211. The only thing I can think to say about this album is fine. It's fine. Not really much else there. Also, the cover looks like the cover to 'Mary Kate and Ashley Solve the Mystery of the Pirate Treasure' or something 3/5: fine

It's A Shame About Ray by The Lemonheads
May 06 2024

#212. It's kinda the same as every other 90s alternative rock album, but I dig it. 3/5: yarp

The Next Day by David Bowie
May 07 2024

#213. This album just kind of sucks. The dude that made this list must have had a crush on Bowie or something. That's the only way this many of his shit albums could have made it on this list. 2/5: I'd rather not.

Songs The Lord Taught Us by The Cramps
May 08 2024

#214. I don't know what I was expecting, but it wasn't that. One of the reviews said they were like the B52s meets the Addams Family, and I think that sounds about right. This was weirdly fantastic. 4/5: yes

May 09 2024

#215. This album starts out strong, but then kinda drags for a while. It seriously could have benefited from being like 20 minutes shorter. 3/5: it's alright

Nothing's Shocking by Jane's Addiction
May 10 2024

#216. Why, when stuff like this existed in the 80s, did shit like Guns n Roses and Poison and Ratt get popular instead? This is way better in every way. 4/5: would recommend.

Electric Ladyland by Jimi Hendrix
May 11 2024

#217. The hits are undoubtedly fantastic, but honestly someone should have kept his noodling in check. There's a lot of meandering nonsense in the middle that honestly made the album less, not more. 4/5: almost

Heartbreaker by Ryan Adams
May 12 2024

#218. You see, when you said Ryan Adams, I thought you said Bryan Adams, and I was expecting something completely different. This was fine though. Very Dylan-esque folk but without as many ear raping harmonica solos. 3/5: acceptable.

Black Monk Time by The Monks
May 13 2024

#219. Like with Neil Young, I'm not going to go scouring the internet looking for somewhere I can listen to this. There was only one song on Spotify, I listened to it, it was terrible. Moving on. 2/5: shit

The Bends by Radiohead
May 14 2024

#220. It's a perfect transitional album from their grungey radio rock sound of their first album moving into the truly weird that they become. Great songs start to finish. No misses here. 5/5: fantastic

May 15 2024

#221. There was nothing here that I thought was particularly great. It was alright I guess, but certainly no better than alright. 3/5: not spectacular

Time Out by The Dave Brubeck Quartet
May 16 2024

#222. Jazz. Jazzy jazz. Jazz that has jazzed in the same way that every other jazz has ever jazzed. 2/5: jazz

Sail Away by Randy Newman
May 17 2024

#223. This shit was goofy as hell. You'd have to be a very specific type of individual to enjoy this kind of thing, but unfortunately for Randy, I'm just a regular person and there's no way I could get into this. 2/5: wacky

Pearl by Janis Joplin
May 18 2024

#224. I said in my review of the Big Brother and the Holding Company album that the hype is unwarranted and that her voice is bad. And well, her voice hasn't changed from that album to this one, so I suppose my opinion hasn't either. The songs themselves are... fine, I guess. 3/5: death hype

The Undertones by The Undertones
May 19 2024

#225. It was OK. I tried to get into it, there just wasn't a whole lot there. It reminds me of like PG-13 Dead Kennedys or something. Maybe that's not the best description, UT it'd the first one that came to mind. 3/5: tolerable

White Ladder by David Gray
May 20 2024

#226: minivan music for soccer moms who accidentally left their Coldplay cassette at home. 2/5: meh

Rock 'N Soul by Solomon Burke
May 21 2024

#227. A quality album that, as the title suggests, bridges the gap between rick and soul. A pretty good voice too that plays well with the style of music. 3/5: pretty good.

Haunted Dancehall by The Sabres Of Paradise
May 22 2024

#228. This is rave music. Probably something better to be experienced rather than listened to with a critical ear. 3/5: fairly pleasant, if monotonous

Kings Of The Wild Frontier by Adam & The Ants
May 23 2024

#229. I'm not going to lie to you, this is kinda terrible. But also I kinda like it. Yeah, I don't know. 3/5: oxymoron

Dust by Screaming Trees
May 24 2024

#230. Keeping with the tradition of putting one hit wonder bands, but putting and album that the one hitbis not on I see. Not that this is terrible or anything, but why was this the album chosen to be on here? 3/5: acceptable

Fragile by Yes
May 25 2024

#231. A few bops in there, but a lot of pretty skippable tracks too though. Not one that I'd ever really put on on purpose to listen to the whole ass album. 2/5: too much meh

Rain Dogs by Tom Waits
May 26 2024

#232. Tom Waits. Again? The last album of his I listened to was literally the worst album I have ever listened to in my entire life. That is not hyperbole or exaggeration. Seriously it filled me with rage that it even exists. Like fuck man, I'm still pissed off and that was months ago. Thankfully, this album is not nearly as bad. It's still not good or anything, but you know, compared to Heartattack and Vine, this is lightyears ahead. It's fucking weird, it seems like he was going for some kind of Halloween kid's movie soundtrack vibe or something, but there were a few songs that were almost listenable. This album is borderline between one and two, but because of the simmering rage that remains from my last experience with this asshole, I'm going to have to round down and go with just one. 1/5: terrible.

We're Only In It For The Money by The Mothers Of Invention
May 27 2024

#233. I'd never heard Frank Zappa's music before and didn't know what to expect, and yet somehow it was exactly what I expected anyway. 2/5: something

Feast of Wire by Calexico
May 28 2024

#234. Never heard of this band and have no idea what you would even call this genre of music. It was certainly interesting though. It definitely has a cool vibe. 3/5: decent

Are You Experienced by Jimi Hendrix
May 29 2024

#235. This rating is probably kind of obvious. Hendrix is often considered one of the best guitarist out there, at least from this time frame, and this album is often on lists of greatest rock albums. And we'll, who the fuck am I to disagree? 4/5: fantastic.

May 31 2024

#237. There's a lot of edginess here that doesn't seem to lead to any kind of point. There's nothing that makes me care or want to listen to them again. Like it's fine, but that's about it. 3/5: it's fine

Homework by Daft Punk
Jun 01 2024

#238. Another one probably better experienced at a show than listened to straight through. 2/5: around the world

Private Dancer by Tina Turner
Jun 02 2024

#239. Well, I mean, her voice is great, but these songs just aren't. This is one that probably should have been left alone, because it's simply just not as good as you remember, I promise. 2/5: meh.

American Beauty by Grateful Dead
Jun 03 2024

#240. Most Grateful Dead fans are insufferable, but the music itself is pretty solid it seems. 3/5: decent

In Rainbows by Radiohead
Jun 04 2024

#241. I know most people like Kid A, but I think this is Radiohead's best album. I could listen to this everyday, probably. 5/5: excellent

Jun 05 2024

#242. This is way better than any of those 'classic' British punk bands could ever hope to be. The Clash and The Sex Pisols and all that were a bit trash, on the whole, but Dead Kennedys and Bad Brains and such helped turned punk into something actually worth listening to. This album isn't just 15 exactly the same songs like so much punk before it. 4/5: fresh

Truth by Jeff Beck
Jun 06 2024

#243. Woah, you gotta warn me beforehand if you're gonna be doing that. You can't just be slinging around unsolicited Rod Stewart at someone like that and expect them not to react in a certain kind of way. 3/5: the music is pretty good though.

To Pimp A Butterfly by Kendrick Lamar
Jun 07 2024

#244. I know this dude is held in high esteem as far as modern rap music goes, but this was my fist time listening to his music and there was nothing in particular that stood out to me as being particularly impressive. Maybe it's just that a lot of other rap these days isn't really all that good, so this stands out in comparison? Who knows. I thought it was alright I guess. 3/5: acceptable

Music for the Masses by Depeche Mode
Jun 08 2024

#245. In theory I could just copy/paste my review for Violator here. There's some highlights, but most of it is a bit uninteresting. If you like sad boy new wave, then this is surely the one for you. If not, we'll maybe tomorrow will be better? 3/5: it'll do, I guess.

Highway to Hell by AC/DC
Jun 09 2024

#246. I knew this day was coming, and yet I was hoping anyway that it wouldn't. I listened to this album to keep with the spirit of this whole thing, but I already knew it was going to be terrible, and as I suspected, it was terrible. 2/5: garbage

This Year's Model by Elvis Costello & The Attractions
Jun 10 2024

#247. 39 minutes of music that is tolerable, but not really much else. 3/5: ok...ish

2112 by Rush
Jun 11 2024

#248. As a concept album, the actual concept is hard to grasp. There's definitely some good bits, to be sure, but on the whole it's just a bit weird. 3/5: good, but I couldn't tell you why

Rust Never Sleeps by Neil Young & Crazy Horse
Jun 12 2024

#249. Neil Young is back on Spotify? Seems money was more important than his morals after all. Typical. I might have given this a 3 previously, but I think I'll give it one less now just because the man can't even stick to his own principles. 2/5: pretentious twat.

Alien Lanes by Guided By Voices
Jun 13 2024

#250. This might could've won a middle school talent show. 3/5: A for effort, I guess

Licensed To Ill by Beastie Boys
Jun 14 2024

#251. Like Saul Trujillo said; the Beastie Boys are like Taco Bell, everyone knows it's not authentic, but there's no denying talent. 3/5: silly

This Is Fats Domino by Fats Domino
Jun 15 2024

#252. I've found I don't really like most of the ol timey rock and roll stuff in this book, but for some reason I thought this one was pretty good. Maybe because it was a bit bluesy as well? I don't know. 3/5: pretty good

D by White Denim
Jun 16 2024

#253. This is, at least so far, the most enjoyable hipster nonsense I've listened to on this list to date. 3/5: it's fine.

Very by Pet Shop Boys
Jun 17 2024

#254. Uninspiring British synth pop. Seemed pretty soulless and commercial to me. A bit of a force your way through it kind of album, honestly. 2/5: meh

Surfer Rosa by Pixies
Jun 18 2024

#255. Honestly, this reminds me of my review of In Utero. There's definitely some standout really good songs, but there's also a few that seem almost intentionally bad. It all averages out in the end I guess. Plus one star because there's boobies on the cover. 4/5: boobies.

Fisherman's Blues by The Waterboys
Jun 19 2024

#256. Fiddlesy country folk. Not my most favorite, but I didn't hate it I guess. 3/5: ok

Sea Change by Beck
Jun 20 2024

#257. This album sucks. It's just boring, with nothing going for it. It's hard to pick a favorite song from this album because none of them are any good. But hey, at least this book is sticking with theme of finding an artist that has some good songs, and then picking an album that none of those songs are on. Why is there so much of that? 2/5: stupid

Surrealistic Pillow by Jefferson Airplane
Jun 21 2024

#258. This album might have been just about forgotten if not for those two big hits. The rest of it's kind of just... there, not doing much. Also, they should've let her be the only singer, the other guy was less interesting. Worth it just for Somebody to Love and White Rabbit though. 4/5: yarp

Jazz Samba by Stan Getz
Jun 22 2024

#259. Decent, I suppose, but at the end of the day I'd rather not be listening to more jazz. 3/5: why...

Spiderland by Slint
Jun 23 2024

#260. Bizarre, and in my opinion not in a good way. 2/5: meh

Swordfishtrombones by Tom Waits
Jun 24 2024

#261. Again with this guy? You know what, maybe i'm just coming at it from the wrong direction. Maybe it's not that it's accidentally bad, but it's intentionally bad as a troll just to see how many people he can trick into saying they think it's good. Maybe it's just rage bait so he could have a laugh, and I fell for it. Maybe he did it as a bit, to prove how bullshit the recording industry is but now he's been doing it so long he doesn't know how to stop. You know what, I'm going to give it an extra star just so I can pretend this guy doesn't get to me. 2/5: this isn't terrible. No really. No, that's not a forced smile, I promise I really didn't think it was as terrible as people say.

Stankonia by OutKast
Jun 25 2024

#262. This shit's a classic. Take out the skits and one or two songs and could be about perfect. 4/5: banger

Bert Jansch by Bert Jansch
Jun 27 2024

#264. When I was listening to this I didn't realize this was 60 years old, it sounds just like every hipster folk album coming out these days. I don't know if its that this guy was ahead of his time, or that those guys these days are trying so very desperately to be behind their times, but I guess that's irrelevant. It was decent though, I guess. 3/5: acceptable.

Birth Of The Cool by Miles Davis
Jun 28 2024

#265. I mostly just skipped through. I simply cannot be bothered to spend any more actual time listening to jazz for this playlist. 2/5: jazz

Master Of Puppets by Metallica
Jun 29 2024

#266. Metallica really came out swinging with four of the best metal albums out there in a row. All killer, no filler. They didn't really put a foot wrong in the 80s. It's a shame what happened after that, but hey, we can't have it all, right? 5/5: excellent.

Seventeen Seconds by The Cure
Jun 30 2024

#267. Kind of a mixed bag here. Some pretty good songs, some not so much. Decent, I guess. 3/5: acceptable.

Jack Takes the Floor by Ramblin' Jack Elliott
Jul 01 2024

#268. This is going to be a weird comparison, but hear me out. This sounds like if The President's of the United States of America wrote a Bob Dylan album, but it wasn't as good as either of those artists. 2/5: meh

Blood On The Tracks by Bob Dylan
Jul 02 2024

#269. Dylan made some unquestionably fantastic music in the 60s, but this was truly the tail end of any of that. For reasons unknown to man, he's still out there making music to this day, but it's terrible, and has been terrible since the late 70s. Albums like this one may still have a song or two to enjoy still, but it's clear that he's run out of whatever magic he had a decade before. 3/5: still ok, I guess

Hot Rats by Frank Zappa
Jul 03 2024

#270. He's clearly a good musician, but the question is: do we care? And I suppose I can only speak for my self, but no, not really. There doesn't seem to be anything there to draw you in despite the clear level of talent. 3/5: it's fine, I guess.

Jul 04 2024

#271. I wouldn't say I'm a huge fan of disco or whatever it is this is, but this isn't bad by any means. Overall, I'd say my thoughts on this album are pretty neutral. It's fine. 3/5: acceptable

White Light / White Heat by The Velvet Underground
Jul 05 2024

#272. This started out bad, and only got worse. 1/5: terrible, take a lap.

Parklife by Blur
Jul 06 2024

#273. Another run of the mill britpop album. Nothing to write home to mum about. 2/5: meh.

Let It Bleed by The Rolling Stones
Jul 07 2024

#274. Following the trend of all the other Stones albums I've listened to for this. A few truly great songs, accompanied by some truly forgettable filler. 3/5: acceptable.

Dear Science by TV On The Radio
Jul 08 2024

#275. Unremarkable may not be the right word, but it is the first one that comes to mind. There's not even one song really that really stands out as being slightly better than the rest. There all just kinda there. 2/5: somewhat boring.

Hybrid Theory by Linkin Park
Jul 09 2024

#276. Man, this did not age well, huh? I remember really liking this when I was 13, but like other things I liked as a child like the Power Rangers, or the movie Ferngully, somethings should just be left in the past and not revisited. Because it simply doesn't hold up. If you want to revisit that middle school teenage angst, go listen to Pantera or something, because this'll just make you cringe. 3/5: for nostalgia sake alone, not because it's any good.

Meat Is Murder by The Smiths
Jul 10 2024

#277. This is almost tolerable. Seriously, it's the best Smiths album I've listened to so far. Still not good, but you know, less painful to hear. The lyrics are pretty cringe, especially on the title track, but if you don't pay attention to them very much, it's almost halfway decent. 2/5: almost.

Jul 11 2024

#278. Bands like Korn and Limp Bizkit are the reason why nü metal went the way of disco. Because like the dwarves in Moria, they delved too fast and too greedily into the cringe, and the public backlash was like the Balrog that came and killed them all. This is where a half star rating would come in handy though. Because 2 stars seems a bit harsh, bit 3 stars seems entirely too generous. Fuck it, I guess, I've given a bunch of mid ass albums 3 stars already, so I guess this isn't worse than those. 3/5: ok-ish

Bryter Layter by Nick Drake
Jul 12 2024

#279. There's no reason why I should like this dingy jazz club music, but it's giving a whole ass vibe, or whatever it is the kids say. I dunno, maybe it's because I'm hungover while listening to it, but it seems pretty alright to me. 3/5: pretty alright.

Let's Stay Together by Al Green
Jul 13 2024

#280. A few pretty good songs, decent enough on the whole. 3/5: good

Jul 14 2024

#281. Don't worry, I don't believe the hype. This shit is terrible. Flavor Flav is just as annoying as you'd expect, and almost all of the songs have some annoying high pitched squal as part of the beat. No fucking thanks all round. 2/5: noon, boi

Jul 15 2024

#282. I mean, Peter Gabriel isn't very good at singing, but the rest of it slaps. 4/5: good

Lady Soul by Aretha Franklin
Jul 16 2024

#283. It's Aretha Franklin. 4/5: great.

Peggy Suicide by Julian Cope
Jul 17 2024

#284. This is in no way, shape, or form something that anyone needs to hear before they die. Every track on this album is skipable. 2/5: uninteresting.

Station To Station by David Bowie
Jul 18 2024

#285. Yet another weak ass Bowie album. This one doesn't even have any of the hits to balance out the drivel 2/5: weaksauce

A Hard Day's Night by Beatles
Jul 19 2024

#286. I'm now convinced that the Beatles only sold so many records because that was literally the only way to listen to music back then. In today's age of streaming, I bet they'd struggle pretty hard. This is the fourth mid ass album of theirs I've had to listen to on this list so far, and I still haven't seen whatever it is the boomers saw in this band. 3/5: meh

Hard Again by Muddy Waters
Jul 20 2024

#287. I've never listened to Muddy Waters before, and apparently that was a mistake. Every bit of this is nothing less than fantastic. 5/5: perfection

Ghosteen by Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
Jul 21 2024

#288. This album sucks. Start to finish. Look, I get it he made it about his dead sin and all that, and that's fine if that helped him cope, but maybe he should have just had one copy made, and put it on his own shelf at home, and then carried on. 2/5: an extra star because I really quite like the album cover

Don't Stand Me Down by Dexys Midnight Runners
Jul 22 2024

#289. This is bad. Real bad. Borderline unlistenable. We are once again blessed with a one hit wonder's album that wasn't the one with said hit, and this time the results are atrocious. Please stop. 1/5: terrible.

Jul 24 2024

#291. This whole album is a bit "is this over yet?" This is the kind of shit you find for less than a dollar at used record stores in a desperate attempt to get rid of it. 2/5: yawn

Axis: Bold As Love by Jimi Hendrix
Jul 25 2024

#292. There's not really much I need to say. I thought it would be good, it was good. 4/5: yes

Brothers In Arms by Dire Straits
Jul 26 2024

#293. This album starts off strong, but the B side is significantly less interesting. Good enough overall though. 3/5: acceptable

Music From Big Pink by The Band
Jul 27 2024

#294. The Weight is one of the best songs from the 60s, but the rest of the album isn't nearly as good. 3/5: fine

Countdown To Ecstasy by Steely Dan
Jul 28 2024

#295. I liked this slightly more than I liked Aja, but still kinda mid overall. 3/5: meh

Low by David Bowie
Jul 29 2024

#296. I don't know why there's so much Bowie on here when so much of it is trash. I've learned though that Bowie, like Dylan, should have quit while they were ahead in the early 70s, because there's not really anything particularly good going on after that. It's hard to pick a favorite song here, because none of them were even a little bit interesting. 2/5: please stop.

It's Blitz! by Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Jul 30 2024

#297. I didn't expect that I would like this at all, but it turns out I thought it was pretty good. Better than their other album I listened to anyway. 3/5: egg

High Violet by The National
Jul 31 2024

#298. I literally don't remember what this sounded like. I listened to this less than 24 hours ago and I've already forgotten it. I know it was hipster folk, which explains the forgettableness, but I don't remember hating any particular part of it either, so I guess it gets a meh out of ten. 2/5: meh

Bayou Country by Creedence Clearwater Revival
Aug 01 2024

#299. Souther swamp rock from a band from... the Bay area. Makes sense if you don't look at it. It fucks either way, imposters or not. 4/5: chooglin'

The Slider by T. Rex
Aug 02 2024

#300. That's two albums in a row that have mentioned the word choogle. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird it happened twice. 2/5: mediocre

Aug 03 2024

#301. No where near as good as Alice in Chains Unplugged, but it'll do in a pinch, I suppose. 4/5: four

If You Can Believe Your Eyes & Ears by The Mamas & The Papas
Aug 04 2024

#302. This album can't really decide if it wants to be hippie music, or pop music. It's not really bad, technically, but it's very of its time, and is somewhat hard to get into if you're not already o diehard of the genre. A bit uninteresting to the casual passerby. 3/5: acceptable

Reign In Blood by Slayer
Aug 05 2024

#303. While I wouldn't pick this as their best album, I suppose I can see why it would be picked for this as training Blood is probably their most iconic song. But there are plenty of albums on here that are neither iconic nor good, so I dont know man. 5/5: it's Slayer

The Wall by Pink Floyd
Aug 06 2024

#304. This album is pretty long, but I wouldn't mind if were longer, if anything. Seems it's one of those things where the whole is greater than the sum of it's parts, as no one piece stands out individually as being something you'd call amazing, but together they make something special. 5/5: perfect

Talking Timbuktu by Ali Farka Touré
Aug 07 2024

#305. While most of the music on this list is from the US or Europe, it probably goes without saying that there's surely good and even great music from other parts of the world that are not being represented despite being as good or better than a lot of the stuff that did make the list. That being said, who the fuck am I to judge something when I have no idea the relevance or context of it. I'm sure someone else could tell you why this is or isn't great, but I cannot. 3/5: acceptable

Green River by Creedence Clearwater Revival
Aug 08 2024

#306. Not the best Creedence album for sure, but it's not bad. 3/5: decent

Scream, Dracula, Scream by Rocket From The Crypt
Aug 09 2024

#307. This one is some generic middle of the road formulaic punk music. Like dictionary definition type stuff. Not really interesting to listen to though. 2/5: high school talent show type shit

Led Zeppelin III by Led Zeppelin
Aug 10 2024

#308. I could probably just say the same thing for all the Zeppelin albums on here. They're all fantastic, and there's not really any part of any of them that is bad or boring. Also, Tangerine is one of my favorite songs of theirs. That bass line usually get stuck in my head for a while after I listen to it. You know you're doing it right when you've got a guitarist like Page, and the bass is the part that sticks out. 5/5: perfect

Mr. Tambourine Man by The Byrds
Aug 11 2024

#309. Pleasant enough, easy to listen to hippie music. 3/5: acceptable

Playing With Fire by Spacemen 3
Aug 12 2024

#310. I have no idea about anything about this band, and instead of looking it up, I'm just going to make something up instead. I have decided that Spacemen 3 is in fact three aliens from space, who come from a place where music has never existed, and have tried their hand at the concept themselves. This isn't very good, but they're trying their best, OK? If they keep trying, maybe they'll make something actually passable as human music. 2/5: zeep zorp

Ágætis Byrjun by Sigur Rós
Aug 13 2024

#311. I remember one of my friends recommended I should listen to Sigur Ros one time when I was in high school. I don't remember which album it was, but it very well may have been this one. The time frame is right anyway. And I thought it was terrible. Hated it. [I think the only band he recommended that I liked was Coheed and Cambria] It's probably because I was only really interested in fairly aggressive music at the time. If it wasn't death metal or similar I had little interest. Perhaps it's because I'm a nearly 40 year old man now and the teenage angst has worn down a bit, but I quite liked this silly mellow bullshit this time. It's not my favorite or anything, but I don't hate it. 3/5: fine.

Tea for the Tillerman by Cat Stevens
Aug 15 2024

#313. Makes you wish all those songs were as good as Wild World. 3/5: acceptable.

Hysteria by Def Leppard
Aug 16 2024

#314. What has nine arms and sucks? Yeah, you guessed it- Def Leppard. Def Leppard sucks. This whole shitass genre of music sucks. All that glam band hair metal shit was a blight on the metal genre as a whole, and I for one am glad that annoying shit is long gone. They used to play almost all of these songs incessantly on the radio when i was a kid, but I'm pretty sure I haven't heard any of them since probably 2009. Maybe with any luck, it'll be 15 more years before I have to hear any one of them again. 2/5: shit

KIWANUKA by Michael Kiwanuka
Aug 17 2024

#315. When I saw this, my first thought was Ah, here we go again with some obscure, likely strange ass British shit no one's ever heard of. And as it seems, none of his songs popular on Spotify are even from this album. Is this yet another time when the characters making this list picked a one hit wonder, and then put a different one of their albums on this list instead? Yeah, I have no idea about the answer to that question because I've literally never heard this dude's name even once before, but what I can say is that this shit slaps. It doesn't seem to slot into any one genre neatly, but if anything that's for the better. I wish all the music on this list I've never heard of was as good as this, but the list creators would rather ear-rape me with Scritti Politti and the like instead. 4/5: fantastic

Only By The Night by Kings of Leon
Aug 18 2024

#316. This album is way better than it has any right to be. I couldn't tell you why it's so good, because in reality no part of it is particularly any better than any thing else out there, but it somehow manages to be greater than the sum of its parts. All of the rest of their albums are more or less exactly what you'd expect from them, but somehow this one manages to be something more. 5/5: fantastic.

Paul Simon by Paul Simon
Aug 19 2024

#317. This album is fine, but kind of forgettable. Nothing at all really stood out as particularly interesting to me while I was listening to it. 3/5: acceptable

Talking Book by Stevie Wonder
Aug 20 2024

#318. Superstition is good, but the rest of it not so much 2/5: meh

Paranoid by Black Sabbath
Aug 21 2024

#319. I agree with what everyone else said. 5/5: amazing.

...And Justice For All by Metallica
Aug 22 2024

#320. Some say Metallica sold out when they made a video for One, and some argue that they didn't, but it became very much clear that they did when the next album came out. Oh well, we can't have everything, I guess. At least we did have 4 great albums from them, each new one that came out better than the last, culminating with this masterpiece of thrash. 5/5: perfect.

Vincebus Eruptum by Blue Cheer
Aug 23 2024

#321. I've never heard of them before, but I thought it was decent. I can see why it wasn't as popular as other similar stuff, but there's nothing too bad here. 3/5: acceptable.

Blunderbuss by Jack White
Aug 24 2024

#322. If you look through all the albums I've rated three stars, probably about 83% of the time I just said some variation of "It's not bad, but it's not my favorite." Well, this wasn't bad, but it's certainly not my favorite. 3/5: fine

Aug 25 2024

#323. I think its a bit obvious why she was a one hit wonder. All the rest of the songs here are honestly just kind of boring. The one song draws your attention as soon as it comes on, and the rest are just kind of... there. 2/5: meh

Imagine by John Lennon
Aug 26 2024

#324. Imagine if this guy remembered how to make good music after he left the Beatles. 2/5: unfortunate

S&M by Metallica
Aug 27 2024

#325. Gimme foo, gimme fie, gimme zabbadabbadie, ooh reaheah! Ok, ok, I'm sorry, but I couldn't help myself from mocking Jemes Hetfield's weird bullshit. He and Lars Ulrich are peak fucking cringe. And this weird ass shit was right at the height of it. I was like 13 when this came out, and even then I was like what the fuck is this. From the top floor of Cringe Tower, Metallica vomited this nonsense upon the world. And then about 5 minutes later they started suing their own fans, so they definitely can get fucked as far as I'm concerned. I honestly don't know how these are the same dudes that made all that good music in the 80s, were they always this retarded, and they just used to be good at hiding it or something? Who knows. All I do know is this shit is shit. 2/5: Good initiative, bad judgement.

Exile In Guyville by Liz Phair
Aug 28 2024

#326. While playing the game Street Sk8er on the PS1 entirely too much back in middle school, I heard the Weston song 'Liz Phair' probably a hundred times and there's a line where he says "you look real pretty in your video/ and you write better songs than anyone I know," and while I can't speak to the first half, the second half has proven to be a lie. None of these songs are better than... anything. Now there was that one song she wrote that you couldn't get away from all year, but I know that's not the one he was singing about, because that song wasn't out yet. And about that, while we're on the topic, this is YET ANOTHER one hit wonder that they put on this list but they didn't choose the album that the one hit is on. Nah dog, just pick an album at random and throw it on there, itll be fine. Why has that happened so much so far on this list? Why do we treat the customers the way we do? Because fuck 'em, that's why. 2/5: mid af

So Much For The City by The Thrills
Aug 29 2024

#327. These songs all sound like songs from every 2000s teen movie soundtrack. 3/5: all that

Veckatimest by Grizzly Bear
Aug 30 2024

#328. This gets lost amongst all the other generic hipster folk on this list. 2/5: minus one star for that atrocious album title. Do better.

Lost In The Dream by The War On Drugs
Aug 31 2024

#329. I don't know if this was intentionally made to sound like if Tom Petty made new wave, but that's what I'm getting from it. I know I should hate this, but for some reason I don't. 4/5: weird

B-52's by The B-52's
Sep 01 2024

#330. This is exactly as weird as you'd expect. No more, no less. 3/5: strange

Smash by The Offspring
Sep 02 2024

#331. The Offspring is one of those bands I found it hard to get into with any seriousness. The singles are fine, but it's a bit much to want to listen to for a whole album's worth of time. Falls into the same category as Linkin Park and Rage Against the Machine and stuff like that, that I will never really have a desire to listen to, but I probably wouldn't put in the effort to change the station if it came on the radio. 3/5: fine

Bad by Michael Jackson
Sep 03 2024

#332. There's three quite good songs on here, but the rest of it is pretty meh, honestly. Just generic 'we have to make enough to fill a whole album' kind of stuff. 3/5: acceptable

Home Is Where The Music Is by Hugh Masekela
Sep 04 2024

#333. Thank you for your patience. An associate will be with you shortly. 2/5: jazz

Clandestino by Manu Chao
Sep 05 2024

#334. Is this bad? It is not. Do I want to listen to it? I do not. 3/5: fine

Sep 06 2024

#335. Decent enough, kinda background musicky. I didn't really like the first song all that much, and unfortunately that's about half of the fucking thing. I did think the rest of it was pretty good though. 3/5: decent

Hot Buttered Soul by Isaac Hayes
Sep 07 2024

#336. This album is good, but damn these songs drag on too long. I think all of them could have been better if they were half length or shorter. 3/5: acceptable

Sep 08 2024

#337. Aside from Jamaican Jerk, which is a terribly annoying song, the rest of it is pretty fucking good. 4/5: yes

Nixon by Lambchop
Sep 09 2024

#338. Who is this for? And also who decided this made the cut? There is no way anyone needs to hear this. Certainly no way anyone want to hear it either. 2/5: shit

The Yes Album by Yes
Sep 10 2024

#339. I don't quite know how they did it, seems impossible, but these guy managed to make something both progressive and samey. 3/5: fine

Giant Steps by The Boo Radleys
Sep 11 2024

#340. Before listening to this album, the only thing I had heard from the Boo Radleys was a mediocre cover of an already mid song. Now that I have listened to more of their work, I want to listen to less of their work. It's pretty terrible, if we're being honest. 2/5: please don't.

Celebrity Skin by Hole
Sep 12 2024

#341. I'm not saying Hole is bad, I quite like some of it, but I am her to say they're overrated. Without her connection to Cobain, this middle if the pack band never would have been that popular and surely would have been one of the thousands forgotten. It's fine, but that's about it. 3/5: if I wanted to listen to a band that's more popular because of who the members were married to instead of on the merit of their music, I'd probably go listen to The Distillers anyway.

Trafalgar by Bee Gees
Sep 13 2024

#342. What the fuck even is this? I was expecting disco, but what I got was like Laurel Canyon's worst secular gospel band. This shit is not for me. 2/5: yikes

What's Going On by Marvin Gaye
Sep 14 2024

#343. I feel like I should like this more than I do. Maybe I should have drank more yesterday, this seems like it would be nice hangover music. 3/5: acceptable

Electric Prunes by The Electric Prunes
Sep 15 2024

#344. Unsurprisingly the two songs listed on the album cover were the best ones. I quite like Get Me to the World on Time. The rest of it was alright, if a bit out there, but Toonerville Trolley I could have done without, if we're being honest 3/5: fine?

Elvis Presley by Elvis Presley
Sep 17 2024

#346. I didn't hate this quite as much as I expected. I mean, I didn't really hate it at all, weirdly enough. Maybe just because I hate Elvis fans, I had assumed his music would be as cringe as they are, but it seems alright for the most part. And luckily, all the Elvis fans are dying off, so at least I have that going for me. 3/5: decent

Sep 18 2024

#347. I was honestly this to be overhyped nonsense because he was dead like the Notorious BIG album, but nah this one's actually pretty good. 4/5: solid.

Sep 19 2024

#348. I got about half a song in before I realized I couldn't do it anymore. Look, his voice is great right, he's a fantastic singer, but man this kind of music just ain't it. 2/5: don't want

Fever Ray by Fever Ray
Sep 20 2024

#349. The music itself is peasant enough, if a little weird, but please tell me why does she look like Dr. Satan from House of 1000 Corpses? 3/5: wat

Superunknown by Soundgarden
Sep 21 2024

#350. I've never listened to an entire Soundgarden album before, and I didn't realize I already had heard that much of it before. I guess that just goes to show how much power and influence radio djs have over your musical knowledge and experience. I dig it, but not so much that I'd want to buy the album. 4/5: great

GREY Area by Little Simz
Sep 22 2024

#351. I guess I never really thought about what British rap might sound like, but somehow this is exactly like what I probably would have guessed. 😂 Thanks guys, I really enjoyed this laugh on this early Monday morning. 🤣 Cheers, bruv, or whatever it is you say. 2/5: goofy ass shit 😂🤣😂

Graceland by Paul Simon
Sep 23 2024

#352. Like all of Paul Simon's work, this is just bland. 2/5: meh

Remain In Light by Talking Heads
Sep 24 2024

#353. It's exactly what you'd expect from a Talking Heads album. 1 or 2 good songs accompanied by a lot of weird. 2/5: meh

Peter Gabriel by Peter Gabriel
Sep 25 2024

#354. A few good songs, but nor super impressive overall. It's OK. 3/5: fine

Something/Anything? by Todd Rundgren
Sep 26 2024

#355. It tricks you into thinking it's fine at first, but it failed to keep my interest for long. 3/5: acceptable?

In Our Heads by Hot Chip
Sep 27 2024

#356. This one is tiresome and a bit difficult to get through. 2/5: no

American Idiot by Green Day
Sep 28 2024

#357. Jesus fuck, this is awful. This is just cheesy middle school teenage angst, as written by a weird dude in his mid 30s. Billie Joe Armstrong truly is cringe personified. Green Day should have just stopped after Dookie, that shit was a masterpiece. Or maybe after Nimrod at the absolute latest. The Warning/American Idiot/21st Century Breakdown era of Green Day was truly some of the worst music being played on the radio in the 00's [and that's saying a lot considering the Nickleback/Breaking Benjamin/Staind/Puddle of Mud butt-rock genre was topping the rock charts then]. Luckily the DJs picked up on that fact 10 years too late, and stopped really playing any of the music they made after that, but we were ear raped on a regular basis with those three shit heaps. There is really no redeeming quality to any of this album. I was fully ready to give this album 2 stars, but the more I type, the more I realize it doesn't deserve that much. Fuck em. 1/5: trash

The Soft Bulletin by The Flaming Lips
Sep 29 2024

#358. If ,like me, "She Don't Use Jelly" is the only Flaming Lips song you've heard, and you were wondering if maybe the rest of their songs were better... well, the short answer is: no. Sorry. 2/5: umm...

Sunshine Superman by Donovan
Sep 30 2024

#359. Most of it was just alright, but a few pretty good songs in the mix. 3/5: good.

Fleet Foxes by Fleet Foxes
Oct 01 2024

#360. Just more hipster folk drivel, that just sounds exactly like all the rest of the hipster folk on the list. The album cover is pretty cool. I really like that. 2/5: meh

The Gilded Palace Of Sin by The Flying Burrito Brothers
Oct 02 2024

#361. What country used to sound like before beer-flag-and-truck bro country took over. 4/5: more, please

Siamese Dream by The Smashing Pumpkins
Oct 03 2024

#362. This was the first album I ever bought, and it seems I still like it just as much. 5/5: I dig it.

Trio by Dolly Parton
Oct 04 2024

#363. Reminds me of The Traveling Wilburys or The Highwaymen. There's a good song in there every now and then, but you can tell they're having a lot more fun than we are. 3/5: decent.

Arrival by ABBA
Oct 05 2024

#364. Pop music is pop music. It's always been the same. The music itself may sound slightly outdated, but add some synth sounds and some autotune and any of these could easily be a modern William Eyelash or Cathedral Moan song. Some things never change. 3/5: alright.

1984 by Van Halen
Oct 06 2024

#365. I gave the other Van Halen album an extra star for not being the album Jump and Hot for Teacher are on, but unfortunately I can't do that for this one, and will give it the two stars it deserves. Also, side note: I listened to ABBA yesterday, and if I had a nickel for every time I had to hear a song about children wanting to bang their teacher, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened two days in a row. 2/5: trash

Meat Puppets II by Meat Puppets
Oct 07 2024

#366. So we're going to listen to the Meat Puppets. It's not the album with Backwater on it, which is the only song by them anyone likes, but it is the one with that Lake of Fire song that Nirvana covered at their MTV Unplugged concert. I always thought that cover sounded bad, but let me tell you what, the original sounded way worse somehow. Geez, wtf? I get the feeling when listening to a lot of Nirvana's music that Kirk O'Bane is trying to sound intentionally bad sometimes, and now I see that he's just trying to sound like his favorite band, the Meat Puppets, who were just accidentally bad. 2/5: shit

The Stone Roses by The Stone Roses
Oct 08 2024

#367. This kinda reminds me of The Smiths a little, in a what if The Smiths weren't intolerable kind of way. Except Fools Gold, which doesn't sound anything like the Smiths, and is [coincidence or conspiracy?] the best song on the album. 3/5: tolerable

New York Dolls by New York Dolls
Oct 09 2024

#368. This sounds a bit like a bastard love child of Kiss and The Ramones or something, and not in a good way [if there ever could be a good way] 2/5: pass

Atomizer by Big Black
Oct 10 2024

#369. It's weird, but I can dig it. 3/5: decent.

Blood, Sweat & Tears by Blood, Sweat & Tears
Oct 11 2024

#370. This one definitely doesn't do it for me. It could be fine otherwise if not for the trumpet. That trumpet, or whatever it is, is terrible. It's more annoying than Bob Dylan's harmonicas. I really hate that bit. I would be willing to listen to a remastered version without the trumpet to see if I change my mind, but for now I hate it. 1/5: painful.

Californication by Red Hot Chili Peppers
Oct 12 2024

#371. Hey guys, did you know they were from California? 2/5: Road Trippin was good. The rest you can have

Lust For Life by Iggy Pop
Oct 13 2024

#372. Man, Iggy Pop is an ugly son of a bitch, and every time I look at a picture of him I regret having done so. That doesn't really have anything to do with my review, I just thought I'd put it out there. I did quite like this album though. I've never really listened to any of his music intentionally before, but it's liked it for the most part 4/5: fun

Tank Battles by Dagmar Krause
Oct 14 2024

#373. This wasn't on Spotify, so I had to go find it on YouTube, which is terrible because I had YouTube and all their incessant ads. Anyway I skimmed through a bit on the first few songs, and then just noped on out of there. I don't know what this is, but you can miss me with that shit. 1/5: nah, dog

London Calling by The Clash
Oct 15 2024

#374. Boring. It's like some kind of pseudo edgy surf rock or something. So this is what the Boomers called punk, huh? 2/5: yawn

The Sun Rises In The East by Jeru The Damaja
Oct 16 2024

#375. Pretty solid album. It's good, but I'm not sure that I'd pick it up to listen to a second time. 3/5: it is what it is.

The Score by Fugees
Oct 17 2024

#376. When I listened to Lauryn Hill's album, I shit on it pretty hard, and I think rightly so. Pretty shit, to be honest. But listening to this here shows me that wasn't always the case. This right here is pretty fucking good. Seems she took the John Lennon approach and decided to go off on her own and just make trash afterwards, but there did, at some point, seem to be some pretty good stuff going on. 4/5: great

Ys by Joanna Newsom
Oct 18 2024

#377. Yo, what the fuck is that? 1/5: no

The Doors by The Doors
Oct 19 2024

#378. I always seem to expect The Doors music to be much worse than it is. It's definitely strange, but it also always seems to be better than I remember The Doors being. 4/5: great?

Punishing Kiss by Ute Lemper
Oct 20 2024

#379. What is happening with Al Gore's rhythm? I've been given Dagmar Krause, Joanna Newsom, and now this all to listen to in only a week's span. What is happening? Am I being punished, Mr. Gore? This album is awful. It certainly makes me feel like I'm being punished. This is CIA black site torture type music. It's says right there on the cover Songs by: Elvis Costello, Nick Cave, Tom Waits, and Scott Walker. Aka "The Worst Artists from this List Crew," and boy did they live up to their terrible reputation here. 1/5: yikes

Fun House by The Stooges
Oct 21 2024

#380. OK. Fine. Alright. Acceptable. 3/5: satisfactory

Led Zeppelin IV by Led Zeppelin
Oct 22 2024

#381. There's nothing I can say here that hasn't already been said, or that would add to the conversation in any meaningful kind of way. So instead I'll just say that while I have no real desire to be a guitarist or play the guitar in a serious fashion, I do want to learn how to play Stairway to Heaven just well enough to be recognizable, just to see how many guitar stores I can get kicked out of for playing it. 5/5: obviously.

Bitte Orca by Dirty Projectors
Oct 23 2024

#382. Okayish, I guess? 2/5: uninspiring

Oct 24 2024

#383. The Sun Always Shines on TV was good. Take on Me is obviously one of the greats. But the rest though is not as good as one might hope. 3/5: decent

The Downward Spiral by Nine Inch Nails
Oct 25 2024

#384. Not as good as Pretty Hate Machine, but fuck it, I'm in a generous mood today. 5/5: delicious.

The Atomic Mr Basie by Count Basie & His Orchestra
Oct 26 2024

#385. This sounds like something from a Tom & Jerry cartoon. Or maybe something that would be playing in the vaults in Fallout. 3/5: silly

Innervisions by Stevie Wonder
Oct 27 2024

#386. This album hits in spots, but it doesn't maintain it through the whole album. Definitely a few skippable tracks. 3/5: decent

Sound Affects by The Jam
Oct 28 2024

#387. Generic British radio rock. Nothing spectacular here. 2/5: That's not entertainment, unfortunately

Two Dancers by Wild Beasts
Oct 30 2024

#389. Am I going to get in trouble for listening to this without a man bun and a warm IPA? 2/5: dumb

A Wizard, A True Star by Todd Rundgren
Oct 31 2024

#390. Four stars. No explanation. 4/5: I said I was not going to explain myself, Why are you still reading this?

Brown Sugar by D'Angelo
Nov 01 2024

#391. I think this album is decent. If you want to pop on some 90s R&B, then this is a solid choice. But is it a great album? Something thar one needs to listen to? Not really. It's just one of the choices to pick from that isn't terrible, but that's about it. 3/5: alright.

From Elvis In Memphis by Elvis Presley
Nov 02 2024

#392. Not the best Elvis album. I don't know which one is, because I don't know shit about Elvis's music, but I think its probably a safe bet that it isn't this one. 3/5: there are some decent songs here, though.

American Pie by Don McLean
Nov 03 2024

#393. Everyone knows this song. No one likes it, but we all know it. And also there were 9 other songs or something. I don't know, it was boring I think. 2/5: There wasn't even any Eugene Levy.

The Clash by The Clash
Nov 04 2024

#394. I just don't get what people see in The Clash. It's alternately annoying or boring. 2/5: tiresome

Bat Out Of Hell by Meat Loaf
Nov 05 2024

#395. This shits silly as hell, but I suppose that's the point, so you can't really fault it for that. 4/5: I don't know why, that just feels right.

Buffalo Springfield Again by Buffalo Springfield
Nov 07 2024

#397. What, more Neil Young for no apparent reason whatsoever? What is it, my birthday? This 1001 Neil Young albums you should listen to before you die playlist is really paying off! 2/5: Everybody doesn't want less Neil Young!

Boy In Da Corner by Dizzee Rascal
Nov 08 2024

#398. This is the second British rap album I've listened to on this list [and the second British rap album I've listened to in my life] and they've both been shit. At least the Little Simz one made me laugh, this one just makes me wish I was deaf. 1/5: leave the rap to the Americans, the British just don't know how to do it.

Pretenders by Pretenders
Nov 09 2024

#399. The only one I had ever heard before was Brass in my Pocket from when I heard it two or three times a day while working at the grocery store. Thought that song was annoying then, and it apparently hasn't grown on me since. The rest of the album isn't any better either, so yeah I don't know. 2/5: What does "gonna use my sidestep" even mean?

Copper Blue by Sugar
Nov 10 2024

#400. Never heard of them before. Now I know why. A bit bland and generic. Nothing stands out. 2/5: meh

War by U2
Nov 11 2024

#401. U2 is one of the two most overrated popular bands that I don't understand the most [along with Bon Jovi]. Why is it that people seem to like this? And then, separate from their mediocre hair salon music, they're all insufferable twats too. What is it that I'm not seeing here, surely I'm just missing something that everyone else sees. 2/5: dumb

L.A. Woman by The Doors
Nov 12 2024

#402. I think I remember saying on a different review that I didn't listen to The Doors much before, but it wasn't as strange as I remember them being. I think this one though must the one that I remember being strange, because there are a few good songs here, but most of it leaves you wondering what the hell is going on. 3/5: acceptable

The Modern Lovers by The Modern Lovers
Nov 13 2024

#403. This one is a bit shit. Quite difficult to actually get through the whole thing. 2/5: I want to forget about this.

Nov 14 2024

#404. This just sounds like he's trying real hard to be like Kanye West. And also he said several times You already know, and something about a fool and liquor. Well you know what sir, I don't already know. The fuck are you talking about? Are you the fool with the liquor? Is this a cautionary tail against fools and liquor? What are you actually talking about? You know what.. I don't care. 2/5: I'm going home

Nov 15 2024

#405. A strange assortment of fun little songs. Supposedly this is punk. I'm not so sure, but at least it's not The Clash, I guess. 3/5: pretty cool.

Liege And Lief by Fairport Convention
Nov 16 2024

#406. I usually dread listening to album on here described as folk, but this was actually pleasant to listen to. I'm not entirely sure if I like it, but I surely don't hate it. 3/5: decent

Being There by Wilco
Nov 17 2024

#407. Not outright terrible. But certainly uninteresting in the same way every other modern hipster folk album is. Also as a double album, it does drag on for quite a while. The second half was better I thought, though. 2/5: boring

Guitar Town by Steve Earle
Nov 17 2024

#408. While not outright terrible or anything, its pretty cheesy in the way that you can tell that this stuff is the beginnings of the modern beer, flag, and truck country we're plagued with today. And also- yet again with the one hit wonders, but the wrong album though. I should go back and count how many times that's happened so far, this list is dopey as fuck. 3/5: fine

Born To Run by Bruce Springsteen
Nov 18 2024

#409. Not as bad as Born in the USA as far as cheesiness goes, but it does remind me of Meat Loaf way more often than I would have expected. 3/5: okay

The Stooges by The Stooges
Nov 19 2024

#410. I might have liked this album more if not for We Will Fall. What the fuck even was that? The rest of the album was pretty cool, but then they slapped that silly shit right in the middle of it for no readily apparent reason. 3/5: I don't know

Step In The Arena by Gang Starr
Nov 20 2024

#411. Pretty good old school hip hop. Some of his rhymes were kind of cheesy, but it works though. I do like the kind of spoken word kind or rapping like that, but it does sound positively old-timey these days. 3/5: nothing wrong here really

Iron Maiden by Iron Maiden
Nov 21 2024

#412. Honestly Iron Maiden without Bruce Dickenson is a pass for me. The music is good, but it's just not enough to do it for me. 3/5: fine

More Specials by The Specials
Nov 22 2024

#413. I would personally like to request less Specials, actually. 2/5: not it.

Shalimar by Rahul Dev Burman
Nov 23 2024

#414. Why is a movie soundtrack on here? And one from some random fucking Bollywood movie at that? I feel like there probably shouldn't be soundtracks on this list, but if there is, why not something good like the soundtrack from that shitass 90s Godzilla movie. That shit was fantastic. This one not so much. 2/5: one, two stars, cha cha cha

Penance Soiree by The Icarus Line
Nov 24 2024

#415. This blends in with everything going on around it, but does manage to be a little bit more annoying than all that. 2/5: derivative

Hypocrisy Is The Greatest Luxury by The Disposable Heroes Of Hiphoprisy
Nov 25 2024

#416. This is about as subtle as a homeless man screaming at you from the street corner. He may be right, but the delivery makes me not care about what he's saying. 2/5: pretentious

Picture Book by Simply Red
Nov 26 2024

#417. Hard to get through the whole thing, if we're being honest. Never heard any of this before, and luckily I'm not likely to ever hear it again. 2/5: bad.

Nov 27 2024

#418. Bruh... every song on the album can't be about some girl cheating on you. Where are you even finding all these girls that are looking to cheat on you at the drop of a hat anyway? At some point you've got to take a step back and wonder if you're the common denominator here. And all this stuff about I'll just shoot her then... no you won't. That's some act tough keyboard warrior [microphone warrior?] pseudo tough guy shit there. You've clearly had plenty of opportunity and you haven't done it yet. This shit is some sad boy simp country. It's too bad, because the music is pretty good, but the lyrics are... not that. 2/5: maybe you'll get the girl next time, bud.

Transformer by Lou Reed
Nov 28 2024

#419. I'm sure this seemed edgy and cool when it came out, but it didn't really age well. If you're listening to it for the first time decades later, it's unlikely to leave a lasting impression. 3/5: decent

Halcyon Digest by Deerhunter
Nov 29 2024

#420. All these songs are basically just slightly different variations of the same boring song. Mustaches and plaid hipster indie that girls with wide brim hats inexplicably love. 2/5: pretty boring.

Triangle by The Beau Brummels
Nov 30 2024

#421. This is a few guys that want to be Bob Dylan, the Beach Boys, and the Beatles all at once. Unfortunately for us all, they're not as good as any of them. This album is just eminently forgettable 60s hippie rock. 2/5: meh

Crime Of The Century by Supertramp
Dec 01 2024

#422. If you're only going to put one Supertramp album on this list, I'm not sure this is the one I'd pick, but it's uh... fine. It's ok. It's not terrible, but I definitely don't find myself getting all that interested while listening to it. 3/5: yeah.

Dec 02 2024

#423. I didn't hate it, but I surely didn't care enough to like it. It really leaves no impression. 3/5: mid

Fetch The Bolt Cutters by Fiona Apple
Dec 03 2024

#424. Oof. This shit sounds like some shit your little cousin would try to get you to listen to on Thanksgiving from her SoundCloud or something. And you humor her because honestly it's just easier than being honest, but you honestly just can't wait until it's over. Has anyone ever wondered what those one hit wonders were doing 30 years later? Because it's this shit. Either they got a real job, or they're doing terrible shit like this trying to catch that high again. 1/5: yikes

Tommy by The Who
Dec 04 2024

#425. This is definitely the kind of thing where you could only like it if you already like it. I doubt anyone could be convinced into liking The Who or the concept of a rock opera by listening to this album, probably the opposite would occur. That being said, I already liked it, so I like it. 4/5: silly, but it somehow works.

Pieces Of The Sky by Emmylou Harris
Dec 05 2024

#426. This is pretty good, but honestly it's just not for me. The talent is there, but it's just not something I desire to listen to. It definitely sounds like she's trying real hard to sound like Dolly Parton, and I don't know if that's intentional, but I suspect it is since there's a Parton cover on the album. 3/5: decent

Murder Ballads by Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
Dec 06 2024

#427. These Nick Cave albums on this list seem to be pretty hit or miss, and for me this one is a hit. Even though it's a bit of a novelty thing, I liked it much more than I would have thought. 4/5: I dig it

Blue by Joni Mitchell
Dec 07 2024

#428. Yikes. The voice, the music, the song style. Just all of it, it gets a no from me. Listening to this was an exercise in dedication to doing this because the whole time I was just begging myself to make it stop. 2/5: why

Cypress Hill by Cypress Hill
Dec 08 2024

#429. I mean, this one's a classic and it's fairly easy to see why. You'd have to really dislike the genre in general to not enjoy yourself here. 4/5: banger

Yoshimi Battles The Pink Robots by The Flaming Lips
Dec 09 2024

#430. This album is kind of depressing to me. I don't mean that in a bad way, I swear, but listening to this gives me the big sad. Maybe that's just me, but that's what I got from it. Also, this album was way better in every way than Soft Bulletin. 3/5: acceptable

The White Album by Beatles
Dec 10 2024

#431. This is the fith album of theirs I've done so far, and the first one that even tries to live up to the Beatles hype. There's definitely some real good shit here, but a lot of unnecessary fluff as well. If this album was trimmed to like 45-50 minutes instead of an hour and a half, with nothing but the excellent songs and dropped a few of the less interesting songs, I feel like it could actually be the masterpiece that people act like it already is. 4/5: too long

Dec 11 2024

#432. A classic album, even if it does get a bit weird at points. 4/5: fantastic.

Autobahn by Kraftwerk
Dec 12 2024

#433. The first part of the first song is pretty interesting, but the album drags after that. Not really much going on for most of it. Too bad, really. I loved The Man-Machine, but this one doesn't really do it for me. 2/5: boring

Rattlesnakes by Lloyd Cole And The Commotions
Dec 13 2024

#434. Like The Smiths, but boring. I mean, the Smiths are boring, but you know what I mean. This is also boring. 2/5: meh.

Time Out Of Mind by Bob Dylan
Dec 14 2024

#435. What are we doing guys? Are we really listening to 90s Dylan? You know we don't have to, right? Now the Spotify algorithm is going to think I want to hear this, and it's all your fault. 2/5: why?

Dec 15 2024

#436. This is what I call not very good. A bit cheesy, a bit cringey, and a bit annoying. 2/5: this didn't hold up well

Pelican West by Haircut 100
Dec 16 2024

#437. This is not an album you need to hear before you die. This is trash. This album would end up in the dollar or less bin at any record store, and then probably still fail to sell. 2/5: garbage

Armed Forces by Elvis Costello & The Attractions
Dec 17 2024

#438. Overrated edge lord shit. 2/5: dumb

John Prine by John Prine
Dec 18 2024

#439. This is just country Dylan. 3/5: acceptable

Oar by Alexander 'Skip' Spence
Dec 19 2024

#440. Skip Spence's story is much more interesting than his music. This acid casualty droning folk blues kinda thing is likely only interesting if you are also another acid casualty. 2/5: boring

Wild Wood by Paul Weller
Dec 21 2024

#442. This reminds me a lot of Joe Bonamassa, just with a lot less going on. It isn't bad though, I don't think. 3/5: decent.

The White Room by The KLF
Dec 22 2024

#443. I did what I usually do when they're not on Spotify, I found it on YouTube and just skimmed around a little. Didn't seem very interesting to me. 2/5: meh

Shaft by Isaac Hayes
Dec 23 2024

#444. I'm sure this was fine as background music in the film, but it doesn't really stand up as something interesting on its own. It's not bad, it's just boring out of context. 2/5: meh

Joan Baez by Joan Baez
Dec 24 2024

#445. The combination of folk music and opera wannabe vocals is damn near torturous to listen to. 1/5: fuck me, man

Dirty by Sonic Youth
Dec 25 2024

#446. I've never really listened to Sonic Youth before, but is not too dissimilar from stuff I do listen to, so I'm not sure why. Maybe I should've been, because I do think this album is pretty good 4/5: decent

Doolittle by Pixies
Dec 26 2024

#447. This is an album I've always loved, but I couldn't really tell you why. It's just a haphazard collection of silly little songs thrown together with seemingly no sense of order or purpose, but somehow is something damn near a masterpiece despite itself. 5/5: perfect

Bossanova by Pixies
Dec 27 2024

#448. I can see Surfer Rosa and Doolittle being on this list, but compared to those two, this is a step down as far as one's desire to listen to it goes. 3/5: it's alright.

Venus Luxure No. 1 Baby by Girls Against Boys
Dec 28 2024

#449. The last three days, this app has generated Sonic Youth and Pixies albums for me to listen to. So while this is in the same category as those two bands and the genre is fresh in my mind, it's easy to see its certainly no where near as good. 2/5: meh

Doggystyle by Snoop Dogg
Dec 29 2024

#450. Fantastic, I award this 6 stars. Minus one star for the stupid ass album cover, and minus another star for the song where they're talking about licking balls or whatever. 4/5: yes

Kind Of Blue by Miles Davis
Dec 30 2024

#451. More jazz 2/5: I cannot

Illmatic by Nas
Dec 31 2024

#452. All these songs are basically the same. This album just kinda fades into the background for me. 3/5: meh

Steve McQueen by Prefab Sprout
Jan 01 2025

#453. While there's nothing technically wrong with this, but I think it's safe to assume that if you're not British and born in the 60s, then you probably don't give a fuck about whatever is happening on this record. 3/5: mid

The Who Sell Out by The Who
Jan 02 2025

#454. Not the best outing from The Who. The radio commercial skits are not really as funny as they thought it was going to be, and there's really only a couple of good songs on there anyway. 3/5: not terrible though.

Among The Living by Anthrax
Jan 03 2025

#455. Can I hire Anthtrax's PR guy? Dude's a genius. How this guy got this mid tier band to be called a part of a "big four" is an idea that's always mystified me. It's not like you've ever met any Anthrax fans either, everyone else seems to think they're pretty mid too. How they got to be so highly regarded by critics or whoever is a topic that should be studied. 3/5: mid

Jan 04 2025

#456. Whose dick did Brian Eno suck to get this many albums on this list? 2/5: it's fucking shit, man

Run-D.M.C. by Run-D.M.C.
Jan 05 2025

#457. It's decent, but early hip hop sounds super cheesy now. 3/5: acceptable

Brutal Youth by Elvis Costello
Jan 06 2025

#458. This is about as mediocre as it gets, which talking about this guy, that's about as good of praise as it gets. 2/5: meh

Bad Company by Bad Company
Jan 07 2025

#459. Quintessential dad rock. 4/5: hell yeah

Faust IV by Faust
Jan 08 2025

#460. Weird, but good. 3/5: decent

Jan 09 2025

#461. An amazing, powerful voice singing pretty generic love songs. Respect is great, but the rest is kind of average. 3/5: fairly good overall

Bright Flight by Silver Jews
Jan 10 2025

#462. About as interesting as an underseasoned and overcooked steak. 2/5: gray

The Poet by Bobby Womack
Jan 11 2025

#463. Is this a good album? Sure it is. Is this an album that one *needs* to hear? Not really. Like so many others on this list, it's good enough, but not necessarily anything special. 3/5: decent

Marcus Garvey by Burning Spear
Jan 12 2025

#464. I mean, it's reggae, it's all basically the same, and not very good. 2/5: meh

#465. So we've had one of Rod Stewart's solo albums, Rod Stewart singing for Jeff Beck, and now one more with his band Faces [and not even the one with ooh la la on it]. So can we all collectively agree that this has been enough Rod Stewart and move on? 3/5: also that album title is stupid as fuck.

Loveless by My Bloody Valentine
Jan 14 2025

#466. A pleasing noise 4/5: brilliant

Juju by Siouxsie And The Banshees
Jan 15 2025

#467. Decent, but nothing that seems to stand out from the crowd I think. 3/5: acceptable

Maxinquaye by Tricky
Jan 16 2025

#468. So you're telling there's weird obscure British shit on this list that is actually good and not just stupid and annoying? Interesting. 4/5: good

Electric by The Cult
Jan 17 2025

#469. Add another tally to the list of one hit wonders' wrong albums from this book. 3/5: okay at best

Too Rye Ay by Dexys Midnight Runners
Jan 18 2025

#470. One good some and a bunch of not good songs. 2/5: no.

Aladdin Sane by David Bowie
Jan 20 2025

#472. At this point, I expect very little from Bowie, that way I'm not disappointed. 2/5: shit

Vivid by Living Colour
Jan 21 2025

#473. Starts out very strong, but isn't able to maintain that throughout. 3/5: acceptable.

Talk Talk Talk by The Psychedelic Furs
Jan 22 2025

#474. This band doesn't seem to know whether it wants to be a punk band or a new wave band. While they're trying to figure that out, I'm just going to leave these stars over here. 3/5: decent.

Crocodiles by Echo And The Bunnymen
Jan 23 2025

#475. Nothing painfully bad, but nothing I'd be interested in hearing again either. 2/5: meh

Tapestry by Carole King
Jan 24 2025

#476. There's some pretty good stuff going on over here. 4/5: good, good.

Garbage by Garbage
Jan 25 2025

#477. A couple of big hits, surrounded by the rest of the album which is just as good. Also, As Heaven is Wide is the second song from the same video game I've heard on this list that I previously had no idea who performed it. 4/5: fantastic

Colour By Numbers by Culture Club
Jan 26 2025

#478. This is one where you'd definitely need the associated nostalgia to really like it. No one really needs to hear this one because if you're listening to it for the first time now, it's too late, you're not going to like it. 3/5: ok?

#479. There is probably nothing you could say or do that could convince me that U2 is worth listening to. I just found this annoying. 2/5: dumb

S.F. Sorrow by The Pretty Things
Jan 29 2025

#481. What if, a band that is actually as good as people pretend the Beatles are, but as a consequence, no one has ever heard of them. Because that's what this is, it seems. 4/5: better than the Beatles, therefore better than Jesus.

Group Sex by Circle Jerks
Jan 30 2025

#482. Short, sweet, and to the fucking point. 3/5: hell yeah

Cafe Bleu by The Style Council
Jan 31 2025

#483. This was some mediocre jazzy nonsense that I was fully ready to give two stars, but then he started rapping. 1/5: no thanks, buckaroo

Pretzel Logic by Steely Dan
Feb 01 2025

#484. After the first it gets a bit uninteresting. 3/5: grandma rock

Happy Sad by Tim Buckley
Feb 03 2025

#486. This had a lot of potential, but the execution is lacking. Mostly all the songs just go on for entirely too long. 2/5: Hard to get in to.

Apocalypse Dudes by Turbonegro
Feb 04 2025

#487. I wish this was instrumental, because the music is good, but damn all those lyrics are dumb as hell, and they're not particularly well sung anyway. 2/5: meh.

The Renaissance by Q-Tip
Feb 05 2025

#488. Pretty decent, but nothing stands out as being particularly interesting. 3/5: acceptable

Low-Life by New Order
Feb 06 2025

#489. Seems like something that would be used for the soundtrack of a modern 80s period piece, but probably wouldn't have been good enough to be in actual movies from the time. 3/5: fine

Songs From The Big Chair by Tears For Fears
Feb 07 2025

#490. Three great songs, no terrible songs. What more could you want? Oh yeah, I want every album on this obviously incorrectly named book to be like this. 4/5: fantastic

Fromohio by fIREHOSE
Feb 08 2025

#491. This album is boring, from start to finish. Probably shouldn't have expected much, as everything from Ohio is awful. 2/5: yawn

The New Tango by Astor Piazzolla
Feb 09 2025

#492. This album and this whole genre, whatever it may be, gets a nope from me. This shit is like nails on a chalkboard. Like if you bought a 3 year old a toy xylophone and then had to listen to them play it for an hour. Just so much noise for no reason. 2/5: fuck

Highway 61 Revisited by Bob Dylan
Feb 11 2025

#494. The first song and last song were pretty good, and the rest of the stuff sandwiched between are probably just there because no one knows how to reign him in. 3/5: acceptable

All Mod Cons by The Jam
Feb 12 2025

#495. None of this really caught my attention. I kept listening, waiting for the good part, but then it just kinda ended. 3/5: fine, sorta

Metal Box by Public Image Ltd.
Feb 13 2025

#496. This shits fucking weird, bro. Just another filler album to get to that magic number, it seems. 2/5: not

Hounds Of Love by Kate Bush
Feb 14 2025

#497. This album nose dives hard in the second half. Waking the Witch is terrible, and it just gets weird after that. It's too bad really, because the first half was pretty good. I guess that's the way it goes sometimes, what are you gonna do? 3/5: just listen to side a and then find something better to do with your time.

Music by Madonna
Feb 15 2025

#498. This was worse than I anticipated. 2/5: cringe

Tanto Tempo by Bebel Gilberto
Feb 16 2025

#499. This is elevator music. And at the end of the day, it doesn't matter if it's the greatest elevator music album on the world, it's still just elevator music. 2/5: yawn

Unhalfbricking by Fairport Convention
Feb 17 2025

#500. A dull slog that I had to force myself to get through. I liked one of their other albums that I listened to from this playlist, but this one didn't have that same something, whatever it was. 2/5: just kinda boring, really.

Feb 18 2025

#501. This is an album that exists. That's about it really. It's not something I would recommend as there's hundreds that are better, but I also wouldn't recommend against it as there's nothing wrong with it. 3/5: acceptable

GI by Germs
Feb 19 2025

#502. The very definition of Live fast, die young. 3/5: violent

21 by Adele
Feb 20 2025

#503. Solid. 3/5: acceptable

You're Living All Over Me by Dinosaur Jr.
Feb 22 2025

#505. Is this good? It is not. Do I like it anyway? Yes, I do. 3/5: like pop punk, but better.

Want One by Rufus Wainwright
Feb 23 2025

#506. One of the albums of all time. 2/5: not one of the good ones, mind you.

The ArchAndroid by Janelle Monáe
Feb 24 2025

#507. I've never been the target audience for this type of music, and I can only bring myself to enjoy it but so much, but I can't say I really found any flaws with this one. 3/5: solid

At Mister Kelly's by Sarah Vaughan
Feb 25 2025

#508. If she was singing at a bar I already happened to be at, I wouldn't necessarily be upset about it, but I can't say I'd specifically seek her out to go listen to though. 2/5: bar background music

Imperial Bedroom by Elvis Costello & The Attractions
Feb 26 2025

#509. This is exactly what I've come to expect from Mr. Costello. Which is to say- it isn't very good, and I don't like it very much. 2/5: nah

Leftism by Leftfield
Feb 27 2025

#510. Not my favorite. 2/5: meh

m b v by My Bloody Valentine
Feb 28 2025

#511. Definitely not as good as their previous stuff. Good on them for trying, I guess, but this one doesn't quite do it like the earlier albums. 3/5: acceptable

Headquarters by The Monkees
Mar 01 2025

#512. Are there any Spinal Tap or 2ge+her albums on here too? 2/5: exactly as you'd expect

Cross by Justice
Mar 02 2025

#513. Dance music outside of a club meeting is equal parts annoying and depressing. 3/5: fine

Southern Rock Opera by Drive-By Truckers
Mar 04 2025

#515. Viewed as satire, this comes off a bit amusing, but unfortunately I don't think that was the point. It'd just truly mediocre music coupled with middle school poetry competion quality lyrics and Lynyrd Skynyrd references. 2/5: bad

Mar 05 2025

#516. I mean, it's pretty decent, but it's unlikely it'll be one I remember in a few month's time. 3/5: solid

The Good, The Bad & The Queen by The Good, The Bad & The Queen
Mar 06 2025

#517. Sounds exactly like what you'd expect Albarn's even further to the side side project would sound like. 3/5: fine

The Man Who by Travis
Mar 07 2025

#518. Intentionally uneventful background radio rock. 2/5: meh

The Velvet Underground by The Velvet Underground
Mar 08 2025

#519. With this third Velvet Underground album I've listened to on here, I've come to discover they're honestly not very good, and are overrated for some reason. This album does at least have 1½ good songs, which is more than their other albums, but those are just surrounded by mush. 2/5: don't.

It's Too Late to Stop Now by Van Morrison
Mar 09 2025

#520. This is the kind of guy I'd expect to be playing in the back of a bar somewhere. It's not too bad, but I probably won't be paying too much attention to it while he's playing though. 3/5: fine

Larks' Tongues In Aspic by King Crimson
Mar 10 2025

#521. After listening to The Court of the Crimson King, I was expecting big things from this, but no, this was boring as shit. 2/5: meh

Mar 11 2025

#522. All the other music from the Byrds I've heard has been pseudo-Beatles stuff, so I was expecting more of that. I was a bit suprised and very much not amused to learn this was all ol timey country music though, which I was less inclined to enjoy. 2/5: no

Country Life by Roxy Music
Mar 12 2025

#523. Fine, but not particularly exciting. 3/5: acceptable.

Stripped by Christina Aguilera
Mar 13 2025

#524. Pop music that is past it's expiration date. 2/5: meh

Mar 14 2025

#525. Halfwayish through, and I've come to realize that list is not as good as it wants everyone to believe, and Tom Waits is one of the reasons why. At this point I'm kinda torn about quitting or pushing through when I know full well there's still a lot of trash of this caliber coming, there's no getting around that. 1/5: terrible

Orbital 2 by Orbital
Mar 15 2025

#526. Tedious and boring to the layman. 2/5: meh

Mar 16 2025

#527. This album is not long and still it seems entirely too long. 3/5: whatever

Mar 17 2025

#528.Speakerboxx is a solid 4, but The Love Below is a weak 3. I guess that averages to 3.5, but I'm going to round down because fuck it. 3/5: half good

Dub Housing by Pere Ubu
Mar 18 2025

#529. The vocals are really off putting here. This could be fine otherwise, but I just can't get past that. 2/5: nah

Mar 19 2025

#530. Music for middle aged divorced wine-moms. 3/5: fine, I guess

Closer by Joy Division
Mar 20 2025

#531. I should really go back and count how many one hit wonder's wrong albums are on this list. This strategy is confounding to me. 3/5: fine.

Mar 21 2025

#532. Only eight songs, and four of them are inescapably huge hits. I don't see any other option than to give it the highest rating. 5/5: nothing wrong here

The Fat Of The Land by The Prodigy
Mar 22 2025

#533. As long as it doesn't have that song where they scream 'give me a ride' that they used for MotoGP for years, I'm down. 4/5: crab

System Of A Down by System Of A Down
Mar 23 2025

#534. I want to like this more, but Serj Tankian's voice and vocal style is almost painful to me, so I could never really get into it. 3/5: acceptable

Drunk by Thundercat
Mar 25 2025

#537. I wouldn't have guessed muzak-rap would be something to come into existence, but here we are. 2/5: meh

Rising Above Bedlam by Jah Wobble's Invaders Of The Heart
Mar 26 2025

#536. I wonder how the guy that made this list even found this weird ass shit, let alone decided that anyone else should ever have to listen to it as well. 2/5: pretty bad

Porcupine by Echo And The Bunnymen
Mar 27 2025

#538. It may be mid at best, but it's certainly the best Echo and the Bunnymen album I've heard on here so far. 3/5: acceptable

Exit Planet Dust by The Chemical Brothers
Mar 28 2025

#539. Any one of these songs sound like they could have been used in a 'preparing for the heist' montage scene from Ocean's 11 or something. 2/5: it's something.

Fly Or Die by N.E.R.D
Mar 29 2025

#540. I couldn't really find much on this album I really think is all that interesting, but at the same time it's not bad or anything. 3/5: acceptable.

Superfly by Curtis Mayfield
Mar 30 2025

#541. I haven't liked the other movie soundtracks I've heard on this list, but this one's not too bad. 3/5: decent

...Baby One More Time by Britney Spears
Mar 31 2025

#542. Like the Christina Aguilera one, this album is very of its time, which is well past its expiration date. 2/5: not for me

Fear Of Music by Talking Heads
Apr 01 2025

#543 It's exactly what you'd expect from a Talking Heads album. 1 or 2 good songs accompanied by a lot of weird. 2/5: meh

Green by R.E.M.
Apr 02 2025

#544. It's REM. It's exactly what you expect. If you expect to like it, maybe you will, but there is nothing you can say to convince me REM is good. 2/5: a bit shit

Shake Your Money Maker by The Black Crowes
Apr 03 2025

#545. It very much seems like they're trying to be something and somewhen they are not. The cultural appropriation vibes aren't lessened by the fact that the biggest hit on this album is an Otis Redding cover. I know it sounds like I think it's very good, but I'm not done yet, hear me out. Just like the Beastie Boys and Taco Bell, just because it's inauthentic doesn't mean it isn't good. 4/5: quesarito

Mama's Gun by Erykah Badu
Apr 04 2025

#546. Kind of a whiney voice. I don't really like the songs either. This one's not for me. 2/5: meh

Parachutes by Coldplay
Apr 05 2025

#547. Look, there's nothing wrong with this. It's not bad or anything, I'm just not the target demographic. This is for middle aged wine moms, not me. 3/5: fine.

For Your Pleasure by Roxy Music
Apr 06 2025

#548. A bit bland and uninteresting, mostly. 2/5: meh

Sheet Music by 10cc
Apr 07 2025

#549. I've never listened to 10cc before, but for some reason I thought they were like some kind of new wave or electronica or something. Turns out they were just making regular radio rock the whole time. This album is a bit goofy at times, but it's pretty decent overall. 3/5: acceptable

The Contino Sessions by Death In Vegas
Apr 09 2025

#551. This album was a bit hit or miss for me. Some of the songs were pretty good, if a bit background musicky, but others were kind of annoying. 2/5: forgettable

Sex Packets by Digital Underground
Apr 10 2025

#552. This isn't terrible by any means, but this kind of thing is past it's prime and sometimes hard to get into if you didn't listen to this kind of thing at the time. 2/5: meh

Lazer Guided Melodies by Spiritualized
Apr 11 2025

#553. Never heard of it before, but looking at the description I see this is the guy from Spaceman 3. This right here is Spaceman Prime! And he did it! After all those years of studying Earthman music, he finally managed to make some himself. Shame he had to leave his two Spaceman pals and do it himself, but maybe they were dragging him down or something. It's still not the best music you've ever heard by a long shot, but it's better than the zeep zorp noises he was making as one of the Spacemen 3. 3: good job, bud

Exodus by Bob Marley & The Wailers
Apr 12 2025

#554. I didn't expect much seeing as how every reggae song/album is basically the same, and it was more or less exactly what thought it would be. This one does have three big hits that I've heard before, so I'll give an extra star for not absolutely boring me to death like most reggae albums do. 3/5: fine

Metallica by Metallica
Apr 13 2025

#555. Metallica made four of the best metal albums out there in a row, so it's kinda disappointing that they so abruptly changed direction like this. They've made some truly awful music over the years, but this first foray into radio rock is certainly the least terrible. One could argue that this could be a four star album, but I'm going to subtract one because I hate Lars Ulrich so much. 3/5: sellouts

Apr 14 2025

#556. Some of it may not have aged well, but Eminem was so iconic at the time it's easy to overlook it. The songs themselves are pretty fucking good. 4/5: great.

Back to Basics by Christina Aguilera
Apr 15 2025

#557. I can't say that I liked this one. It's a pop star past her prime trying desperately to cling on to relevance, and honestly I don't think she's succeeding. All of it was uninteresting, and the album is way to long. 2/5: meh. No, double meh.

Figure 8 by Elliott Smith
Apr 16 2025

#558. Perfectly acceptable guitar pop. Nothing more, nothing less. A bit Beatles-ey at points. 3/5: fine

Strange Cargo III by William Orbit
Apr 17 2025

#559. This sounds like something for a movie score, not something you'd actually want to sit down and listen to. Not that it's bad, this would be great movie background music, I just don't really need to sit down and listen to a whole ass album about it. 2/5: yes?

Either Or by Elliott Smith
Apr 18 2025

#560. Slightly better than the other Elliott Smith album on here, but still nothing particularly amazing. 3/5: fine

Pyromania by Def Leppard
Apr 19 2025

#561. I find Def Leppard's music to be grating and don't really understand why people find it to be interesting. 2/5: not it

Elephant Mountain by The Youngbloods
Apr 20 2025

#562. This guy sounds like Herbert the Pervert from Family guy. 3/5: acceptable

Astral Weeks by Van Morrison
Apr 21 2025

#563. Low budget Rolling Stones. 2/5: weak.

School's Out by Alice Cooper
Apr 22 2025

#564. He's not any less cheesy here than any of his other albums. There's the one song everybody knows here, but it starts with that and gets less interesting as it goes on. 2/5: meh

NEU! 75 by Neu!
Apr 23 2025

#565. This seems like a very short double album. The first three songs are very distinctly different than the last three. I do believe I like the second half better. 3/5: decent.

Microshift by Hookworms
Apr 24 2025

#566. This seems like the type of copyright free music people would use for YouTube videos. 2/5: meh

Beach Samba by Astrud Gilberto
Apr 25 2025

#567. Not terrible by any means, but very much not the type of music I desire to listen to. 3/5: not for me.

Apr 26 2025

#568. I liked this quite a bit more than I expected to. Dude was already fucking weird as shit at this point, hence the fishsticks joke [which i found hilarious that he mentioned that here] but it seems he was still capable of making some pretty decent music. 3/5: decent

Close To You by Carpenters
Apr 27 2025

#569. Mildly interesting poppy hippie music. 2/5: meh.

Dig Your Own Hole by The Chemical Brothers
Apr 28 2025

#570. If I was 22, at a club, high, drunk, or high and drunk then I might like this. But I am a 30 or 40 year old man listening to this in the car on the way to work. And its super repetitive without being interesting in any way. Kinda reminds me of the Prodigy or Orgy, but less interesting. 2/5: pass

Goo by Sonic Youth
Apr 29 2025

#571. This album is pretty great overall, ut there's a few toward the end that kinda drag it down from a 5 star rating. 4/5: fantastic

Fifth Dimension by The Byrds
Apr 30 2025

#572. Another solid pseudo-Beatles album from the Byrds. Pretty solid all round. 3/5: acceptable

Viva Hate by Morrissey
May 01 2025

#573. It's good that he doesn't mind if I forget him, because I surely will have done by the end of the week. 2/5: meh

Crazysexycool by TLC
May 02 2025

#574. I remember TLC being a force to be fucking reckoned with back in the 90s, but listening to it now it just doesn't seem to be as powerful for whatever reason. I suppose all pop music expires after the time period it existed in, and there's no getting around that. 3/5: still not terrible by any means

Quiet Life by Japan
May 03 2025

#575. It sounded promising at first, but honestly I found my interest waning as the album progressed. 3/5: not too bad.

Smile by Brian Wilson
May 04 2025

#576. I don't really want to listen to this whole thing. 2/5: please stop.

Now I Got Worry by The Jon Spencer Blues Explosion
May 05 2025

#577. This is pretty annoying from start to finish. I'm pretty sure I can see what he was trying do do, but fuck man, the execution is lacking 2/5: no

Bridge Over Troubled Water by Simon & Garfunkel
May 06 2025

#578. This isn't bad, but I really struggle to get into shit like this. Maybe you just had to be there to get it. I kinda wonder had I lived through this era of music would this be like Creed, where I hated it at the time but now I kind of enjoy some of it, or like Nickleback where I hated it at the time and now I hate it more. I suspect probably the latter, but who can say. 3/5: mid

Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers by Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
May 07 2025

#579. There's two great hits here, but the rest of the album is kinda weak. 3/5: acceptable

Out Of The Blue by Electric Light Orchestra
May 08 2025

#580. This is perfect mom rock. Well, I guess grandma rock at this point, but you know what I mean. 3/5: decent

Led Zeppelin by Led Zeppelin
May 09 2025

#581. Led Zeppelin made some great records, and this is one of them. 5/5: fantastic

Gold by Ryan Adams
May 10 2025

#582. This sounds like the kind of music your mom would put on after she's had two and a half Michelob Ultras and is feeling kinda spicy and she brings some candles and her back massager with her to the bath. Yeah, that's who this music is for, I'm sure. 3/5: mom rock

Throwing Muses by Throwing Muses
May 11 2025

#583. This wasn't on Spotify, so i skimmed through a little bit of it on YouTube. I didn't listen to much, but what I did listen to sounded like shit. 2/5: no thanks.

Kimono My House by Sparks
May 12 2025

#584. Delightfully strange. I liked it, but at the same time it's probably not something that I'll listen to again. 4/5: neat

Physical Graffiti by Led Zeppelin
May 13 2025

#585. I don't know if this is exactly a 5 star album as the second half is less good than the first half, but honestly I think Kashmir alone is worth rounding it up to a 5. 5/5: yeah.

New Wave by The Auteurs
May 14 2025

#586. Mid-tier indie rock 3/5: it's fine

American Gothic by David Ackles
May 21 2025

#587. Weird. Boring. Where do you people even find half the shit on this list? 1/5: shit

Protection by Massive Attack
May 22 2025

#588. Perfectly acceptable music flavored music. Let's be honest though, this was not so much a massive attack as it was a minor skirmish. 3/5: ok

May 23 2025

#589. Mildly annoying noise rock. The first song isn't too bad, but it only gets worse from there. 2/5: nah.

The Idiot by Iggy Pop
May 24 2025

#590. Certainly not his best work. 2/5: boring

The Hour Of Bewilderbeast by Badly Drawn Boy
May 25 2025

#591. What is the context in which people heard and/or liked this? It wasn't played on the radio. I've certainly never heard anyone mention this band even a single time in my life. How did they get to be on a list like this in the first place? It's not like the music itself is super mind blowing or anything, it's just... there. 3/5: I guess

Chirping Crickets by Buddy Holly & The Crickets
May 26 2025

#592. I usually don't find this oldies type of rock and roll to be super interesting, but for some reason Buddy Holly is different, and I do like this quite a bit. 4/5: great

#593. The Sex Pistols have always been popular and influential, but they existed never been good. I suppose that's a bit of the point though. 3/5: even this score is overinflated.

Bongo Rock by Incredible Bongo Band
May 28 2025

#594. Bongo 3/5: bongo

At San Quentin by Johnny Cash
May 29 2025

#595. Was that it? Even with one song played twice and a lot of banter in between, this was super short. For some reason I was expecting more. 3/5: still pretty good, but surely you've got more

Dare! by The Human League
May 30 2025

#596. It's not techno, it's new wave! And you're listening to Wave 103! Ok, ok, the Human League song that was in that game was not from this album, but it was the first thing I thought of. Anyway, this album would be ok, but 'The Thing That Dreams are Made Of' and 'I am The Law' are fucking bad, and they really drag the rest down. 2/5: not great overall

Let It Be by The Replacements
May 31 2025

#597. Pretty unimpressive British punk. 2/5: meh.

Marquee Moon by Television
Jun 01 2025

#598. I saw this one was highly rated, and there were a lot of 5 star ratings on here, but I guess I just don't get it. It just sounds like someone trying to make a prog-punk version of the Rolling Stones or something. 3/5: fine

Sound of Silver by LCD Soundsystem
Jun 02 2025

#599. There's so many examples of a one hit wonders wrong album on here that it's surely intentional at this point. This is just repetitive and kinda boring, honestly. 2/5: meh.

Talking Heads 77 by Talking Heads
Jun 03 2025

#600. It's exactly what you'd expect from a Talking Heads album. 1 or 2 good songs accompanied by a lot of weird. 2/5: meh [I wonder if anyone will notice i just copied and pasted this review four times?]

Jun 04 2025

#601. This is U2's best album by a very wide margin and it's still just mid on a good day. 3/5: average

Channel Orange by Frank Ocean
Jun 05 2025

#602. What do you get when you mix a bad rapper, a bad singer, and a bad musician? Frank Ocean, apparently. 2/5: alternately bad and boring.

Opus Dei by Laibach
Jun 08 2025

#605. This is absolutely weird as fuck, but you know what? I don't hate it. 3/5: strange

Tres Hombres by ZZ Top
Jun 09 2025

#606. Other than La Grange, the rest of the album is just kind of alright. 3/5: fine

Groovin' by The Young Rascals
Jun 10 2025

#607. Pretty standard hippie music. Terrible album cover though. 3/5: acceptable

Olympia 64 by Jacques Brel
Jun 12 2025

#609. Not gonna lie, I only listened to the first song. I'm sure someone that cares that I'm mispronouncing the word croissant could explain why this is important, but honestly I probably wouldn't listen anyway. 2/5: not my jam

The Beach Boys Today! by The Beach Boys
Jun 13 2025

#610. Beach Boy dies, next day "random" generator tells me to listen to Beach Boys. Coincidence or conspiracy? Whatever. Still cheesy as hell either way. 2/5: meh

Jun 14 2025

#611. It's alright, but nothing more. I dont hate it, but i wouldn't recommend it. 3/5: fine

Survivor by Destiny's Child
Jun 15 2025

#612. So many of these 90's pop albums are so hard to get through. This shit is so cheesy, how is this stuff what everyone thought was good back then? 2/5: I think I wasn't ready for the jelly.

Paris 1919 by John Cale
Jun 16 2025

#613. Honestly just sounds super generic. What and/or who is it for? Did they play this, or anything like it, on the radio? What is the scenario in which an album like this would be played, outside of observing it like this for inspection? 2/5: why?

Court And Spark by Joni Mitchell
Jun 17 2025

#614. Blue, the other album of hers you made me listen to, was like nails on a chalkboard, so I was expecting more of that here. But this is actually tolerable. It's nothing special or anything, but it's miles and miles ahead of the expectations going in. You could actually listen to it without wishing you were deaf. And honestly thats all I've come to wish for with half the shit on this list. 3/5: acceptable.

Ragged Glory by Neil Young & Crazy Horse
Jun 19 2025

#616. I didn't hate this album necessarily, but i certainly didn't love it. Neil Young is entirely too pretentious and self important, and everything he does is too "look at me." A lot of these songs and the album in general would have benefited from being significantly shorter. 3/5: and I think thats being really generous, honestly

Ellington at Newport by Duke Ellington
Jun 20 2025

#617. I just really dont like jazz music. I just can't get into this. 2/5: jazz

Calenture by The Triffids
Jun 21 2025

#618. Spotify says there's 46k monthly listeners for this band. Surely there's not 46 thousand people at any one time listening to them for this list, so it makes you wonder who are these people out there listening to this intentionally? 2/5: not great

Stardust by Willie Nelson
Jun 22 2025

#619. This is, at this point, and old timey country sing singing covers of very old timey pop tunes. The catch is, he's actually fairly terrible at singing, so all of these are the worse version of each song. Not sure that anyone would be honestly interested in this for any reason. 2/5: no, thanks.

Brothers by The Black Keys
Jun 23 2025

#620. Some of this is catchy enough, but you find yourself asking who cares? This is blues rock for people who hate blues and rock. 3/5: by hipsters, for hipsters.

Jun 24 2025

#621. If you guys were allowed to pick greatest hits albums all along, they why have we been listening to so many with only maybe one good song on it for so many other artists? 3/5: acceptable

Unknown Pleasures by Joy Division
Jun 25 2025

#622. So... when people say Joy Division is good, they literally just mean that song Love Will Tear Us Apart, don't they? Because there's certainly nothing on this album that's any good. 2/5: not

Palo Congo by Sabu
Jun 26 2025

#623. There's possibly some context in which you could convince me this is good, but I dont know what it is at this moment. 2/5: it's probably drugs, I'd guess

The Nightfly by Donald Fagen
Jun 27 2025

#624. It's Steely Dan without the steel. Aluminum Dan, if you will. 2/5: pontoon boat rock.

Jun 28 2025

#625. REM sucked yesterday. REM will suck tomorrow. And for 48 minutes this morning, REM sucked today. 2/5: shit

Tago Mago by Can
Jun 29 2025

#626. I usually dont really like jam bands, but for some reason today I also dont like jam bands. 2/5: meh

Jul 01 2025

#628. Music for stay at home moms to listen to while their kids are off at school. 3/5: mid

Jul 02 2025

#629. This shit's all cheesy as fuck, but somehow it's still good. 3/5: alright

Third by Soft Machine
Jul 03 2025

#630. I can't say that I'm a fan of this at all. Just some fuckers noodling about for a bit. 2/5: no

Fred Neil by Fred Neil
Jul 04 2025

#631. He is a good singer, but these songs are not really compelling. How do you make a song about cocaine boring? 2/5: meh

Roxy Music by Roxy Music
Jul 05 2025

#632. It's clear to me by now that Roxy Music was one of the author's favorite bands growing up due to how much of their stuff [and some of their solo stuff] is on this list. But let's be honest though, it's just not very good. The music is boring and the singing is truly awful on some songs. I could definitely go without listening to this group before I die. 2/5: yawn

Jul 06 2025

#633. This is what you get if you put Talking Heads and David Bowie in a blender. 3/5: acceptable

Logical Progression by LTJ Bukem
Jul 07 2025

#634. This is probably good as background music while studying or some thing. 2/5: fine

Let England Shake by PJ Harvey
Jul 08 2025

#635. The only other experience I have with PJ Harvey is the album Rid of Me from this list, and that was truly awful. So this one, being not awful, exceeded all expectations I had going into it. 3/5: decent.

E.V.O.L. by Sonic Youth
Jul 09 2025

#636. There are several Sonic Youth albums on this list, and some of them are quite good. This one, while fine, is nothing spectacular and is very questionably deserving to be here. 3/5: fine

Destroyer by KISS
Jul 10 2025

#637. Genesis Simmons is an annoying twat and his music is terrible. 2/5: shit.

The Boatman's Call by Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
Jul 11 2025

#638. This was quite boring. 2/5: yawn

A Northern Soul by The Verve
Jul 12 2025

#639. Look, we already had the album that has their one song that anyone gives a shit about, we don't need another Verve album on here. It's not any good, it's literally just there. 2/5: meh

Jul 13 2025

#640. I think i expected more? This disnt really do anything for me. 2/5: meh

Jul 14 2025

#641. At this point I'm convinced it's intentional and done directly to spite me that there's so many one hit wonder's non-hit albums on this list. 2/5: nah

Hejira by Joni Mitchell
Jul 15 2025

#642. Nope 2/5: stop

Darkdancer by Les Rythmes Digitales
Jul 16 2025

#643. Hey, uh, that sure was, um... something. 2/5: something

Screamadelica by Primal Scream
Jul 17 2025

#644. It started off pretty decent, honestly, but it quickly devolved into background noise. 2/5: meh

Raw Like Sushi by Neneh Cherry
Jul 18 2025

#645. This sucks. I don't know how anyone could like this. 1/5: no

At Folsom Prison by Johnny Cash
Jul 19 2025

#646. This is way better than the San Quentin one. 4/5: yes

Tubular Bells by Mike Oldfield
Jul 20 2025

#647. This sounds like movie soundtrack music. 2/5: not something that you need to listen to before you die. Feel free to die before you've heard this.

Butterfly by Mariah Carey
Jul 21 2025

#648. I've complained before that all the 90s pop music on here is tired and dated and doesn't stand up anymore, but Mariah does still sound good all these years later. I mean, it still sounds of it's time, but it's not so painful to listen to like a lot of the other 90s pop. 3/5: still fine

Deep Purple In Rock by Deep Purple
Jul 22 2025

#649. I mean, this isn't something I'd listen to all the time, but it does fuck. 3/5: he'll yeah

Will The Circle Be Unbroken by Nitty Gritty Dirt Band
Jul 23 2025

#650. I cannot explain to you why I liked this, but I did. 4/5: yes

Black Sabbath by Black Sabbath
Jul 24 2025

#651. A pretty fantastic debut album. And not just a beginning for them, but also for a genre that I still spend the bulk of my time listening to. This album isn't particularly short, but it ends with you wanting more. It could easily have been 2 or 3 times longer without any complaints from me. 5/5: perfect.

Blackstar by David Bowie
Jul 25 2025

#652. Jesus, more Bowie? When will it end? This is the fucking seventh album of his already. Why? This shit is not good. 2/5: shit

After The Gold Rush by Neil Young
Jul 26 2025

#653. Neil Young is a pretentious twat, but there's no denying he knows how to make a good song or two. Unfortunately that's about it though, none of his albums seem to have more than one or two good songs, and this one isn't different. 3/5: fine

Let Love Rule by Lenny Kravitz
Jul 27 2025

#654. Step 1: Find an artist that people know one [or more] of their songs. Step 2: Pick one of their albums that have none of these songs on it [and surely do not need to be heard before you die] and put it in the book. Step 3: ??? Step 4: Profit. 3/5: fine

California by American Music Club
Jul 28 2025

#655. Nope 2/5: don't want

Cloud Nine by The Temptations
Jul 29 2025

#656. I think maybe this is one of those things you would have had to be there to get it. It's probably better in context. Because I can see that it's good, but I just don't really care, if that makes any sense. 3/5: solid

Hot Fuss by The Killers
Jul 30 2025

#657. The second half kinda drags, but there is no denying the first half 4/5: fantastic

Live And Dangerous by Thin Lizzy
Jul 31 2025

#658. I probably would have only gone to see Thin Lizzy if the tickets were pretty cheap. That being said, they played all three of their songs, so I wouldn't've been disappointed I guess. 3/5: fine

Aug 01 2025

#659. This doesn't really do it for me. It started off fine, but the longer it went on, the more I just wanted it to be over faster. 2/5: meh

Manassas by Stephen Stills
Aug 02 2025

#660. This all seems like filler. There's nothing wrong with it I guess, but it's not super interesting. 3/5: three

Abraxas by Santana
Aug 03 2025

#661. A proggy jam band kind of album that is less than 40 minutes? Perfect 4/5: yarp

Caetano Veloso by Caetano Veloso
Aug 04 2025

#662. I probably wouldn't have liked this even if I knew what he was talking about. Shit's just a bit weird. Sounds like something you'd hear on an Austin Powers soundtrack. 2/5: meh

A Walk Across The Rooftops by The Blue Nile
Aug 05 2025

#663. This probably shouldn't even be on the list of best 1001 albums from 1984, let alone of all time. 2/5: meh

My Aim Is True by Elvis Costello
Aug 06 2025

#664. I looked, and it seems there are 6 of his albums on this list. So now that I've listened to this sixth and last of his albums here, I can go back to never listening to Elvis Costello ever again. Which I am thankful for. 2/5: nope

Fear Of A Black Planet by Public Enemy
Aug 07 2025

#665. Everything with Flavor Flav can be improved by having less Flavor Flav 3/5: fine

Surf's Up by The Beach Boys
Aug 08 2025

#666. <insert Steve Buscemi "How do you do, fellow kids?" meme here> What is happening with this album? This shit is fucking weird, and not in a good way. 2/5: yikes

Sister by Sonic Youth
Aug 09 2025

#667. This album starts really strong, but doesn't quite maintain it throughout the entire thing. 3/5: decent

Bitches Brew by Miles Davis
Aug 10 2025

#668. Not just jazz, but annoying jazz. Great. 2/5: how much jazz will I have to endure on this list?

Modern Kosmology by Jane Weaver
Aug 11 2025

#669. Now I've never been in an iPhone store, so I'll never know for sure, but this has the vibes of something I'd guess would be playing in an iPhone store. 2/5: a bit shit

Deloused in the Comatorium by The Mars Volta
Aug 12 2025

#670. I started listening to this list to possibly find some music that I'd never heard that I really liked and would want to listen to more going into the future. And for probably the fifth or sixth time out of almost 700, it has happened again. 4/5: about time

Aug 13 2025

#671. Metallica was made better by the lack of Dave Mustaine, and I'd be willing to bet money Megadeth would be better without Dave Mustaine as well. 2/5: nah

Disintegration by The Cure
Aug 15 2025

#673. This album is pretty close to what you'd call a masterpiece. If you don't like this, than we probably can't be friends. 5/5: more, please

The Band by The Band
Aug 17 2025

#675. Pretty standard southern rock fare. Nothing really standout, but it gets the job done, I suppose. 3/5: acceptable

Third/Sister Lovers by Big Star
Aug 18 2025

#676. A handful of painfully average hippy songs. 2/5: meh

Ray Of Light by Madonna
Aug 19 2025

#677. Man, do you guys remember when Madonna saw Britney and Christina in the 90s and delusionally thought "I'm still relevant and as hot as these girls even though I'm literally middle aged" and then we all had to endure this cringe personified try to reinvent herself for a generation that didn't want or ask for any of that? Pepperidge Farm Remembers. And shit man, she's trying to do it again, but now she's these kid's grandma's age and she looks like an alien. All Madonna albums are on the lower end of the scale as far as quality goes, but this one seems to be particularly trash. If you have the opportunity to check out this album, just don't. 1/5: terrible.

Kid A by Radiohead
Aug 20 2025

#678. Well, i mean, obviously. 5/5: as you'd expect

The Hissing Of Summer Lawns by Joni Mitchell
Aug 21 2025

#679. Whiny hippie music. Joni Mitchell just isn't as important as the guy who wrote this seems to think she is. 2/5: meh

Moondance by Van Morrison
Aug 23 2025

#682. It's good. 4/5: I like.

What's That Noise? by Coldcut
Aug 25 2025

#683. What's that noise? I'm not sure, but there sure is a lot of it. 2/5: meh

Out of Step by Minor Threat
Aug 26 2025

#684. Why listen to The Clash or The Sex Pistols when this exists? 3/5: it's just better

Devil Without A Cause by Kid Rock
Aug 27 2025

#685. I feel like the fact that this song is one of the lowest rated on here is funny. It's just virtue signaling by internet dorks who think their political opinion matters. Even in a vacuum where you didn't know anything about the guy or his politics, there is just so much fucking unlistenable trash on this list that this album just slots somewhere in the middle by default. I mean, there are six huge hits on this album. I had to get to the fifth song before I heard one I hadn't heard before. There's so many on here that have zero hits in their entire musical career, let alone on one album. And you know if you're about fourteen business beers deep at about 1:37 am and Only God Knows Why came on you know you're going to be singing along to that auto tuned monstrosity, and if you say otherwise, we know you're a liar. 3/5: fun enough, if dumb as hell

Vento De Maio by Elis Regina
Aug 28 2025

#686. I honestly didn't even give this a fair shake. I skimmed through it a bit, but it's really not for me. So if you planned on calling me biased an stupid, know this: you're right and I don't care. 2/5: meh

Psychocandy by The Jesus And Mary Chain
Aug 29 2025

#687. I dig it. It's a bit pretentious, and a bit too noisy for It's own good in some spots, but I do like it though. 3/5: fine

#688. I liked a few of the songs well enough, I suppose, but I didn't really find much of it really compelling to be honest. It's tolerable is the best compliment I can think of for it. 3/5: I tolerated it.

Sincere by Mj Cole
Aug 31 2025

#689. Boring UK pop electronica. 2/5: meh

Rage Against The Machine by Rage Against The Machine
Sep 01 2025

#670. This is the second time I've had to unblock a song on Spotify to listen to an album for this list. The other time was Muse. Not that there aren't artists I hate more than this [there definitely are], it's just that Spotify doesn't recommend those ones to me. Now don't get me wrong, I *love* the political violence message that all of Rage Against the Machine's albums preach, I just think all of their music is annoying as shit. 2/5: dumb

69 Love Songs by The Magnetic Fields
Sep 03 2025

#692. Neat, I guess, but I'm not listening to this whole thing. 3/5: fine

Sep 04 2025

#693. Pretty standard hippie folk rock, but with the occasional flute or saxophone solos thrown in.. 3/5: fine

Stand! by Sly & The Family Stone
Sep 05 2025

#694. Not the most interesting all the way through, but there was some cool stuff in there. 3/5: acceptable

Goodbye And Hello by Tim Buckley
Sep 06 2025

#695. I bet people that listen to show tunes would be big into this. 2/5: meh

Sep 07 2025

#696. Starting an album off with a song about doing meth and killing the queen is a wild strategy. In fact, I'm going to give it an extra star just for that. 4/5: why not.

Sep 08 2025

#697. This album fucks way harder than you would expect it to. 4/5: grand

Actually by Pet Shop Boys
Sep 09 2025

#698. Very British. Not very good though. 2/5: bland

Vespertine by Björk
Sep 10 2025

#699. As weird as you like. Maybe even a bit weirder. I don't think anyone could pull off the witchy forest nymph vibes better than her. 3/5: good

Roots by Sepultura
Sep 11 2025

#700. This one starts out with a fucking banger, but the rest of the album isn't as good. 3/5: decent

Pump by Aerosmith
Sep 12 2025

#701. Super cringey cock rock, and also Steven Tyler's voice is terrible. This album has i think 4 top 40 hits, which should get it at least 3 stars, but I'm going to round down because I'm a hater. 2/5: boo! Your album is bad and you should feel bad.

Sep 13 2025

#702. She just switches from whiny moaning to yelling, and she's not really good at either. 2/5: meh

New Forms by Roni Size
Sep 14 2025

#703. I'm going to be honest, I didn't listen to this whole thing, because honestly I just couldn't be bothered. I skimmed through a bit, and they're all the same so if you listened to one, you basically know how the all are. 2/5: nah

Paul's Boutique by Beastie Boys
Sep 15 2025

#704. I find most 80s rap music to be cheesy as all hell, and this is really no different. Probably even more so because they're all white dudes. 3/5: acceptable.

Casanova by The Divine Comedy
Sep 16 2025

#705. I feel like I need more context, because it seems like this is an inside joke that I just don't get. Seems like a Scott Walker tribute band, but 30 years too late for anyone to give a shit. 2/5: entirely too British

Greetings From L.A. by Tim Buckley
Sep 17 2025

#706. I absolutely love the Jeff Buckley album that is in this book, so I was quite interested in hearing the music his father made. After listening to three of his albums now, I think I can say with a fair amount of certainty that I do not like Tim Buckley's music. 2/5: not great.

Berlin by Lou Reed
Sep 18 2025

#707. Honestly I found this to be kinda generic and somewhat boring. 2/5: meh

Sep 19 2025

#708. I suppose this kind of music has its place, but on a list of essential albums to listen to is not that place. 2/5: meh

Raw Power by The Stooges
Sep 20 2025

#709. Nothing here stood out as being particularly interesting. It's not bad or anything, its just not my favorite. 3/5: acceptable

Back to Mystery City by Hanoi Rocks
Sep 21 2025

#710. Fairly cookie-cutter early glam rock. Not great, not terrible, but kind of exactly as you'd expect. 3/5: fine

Let's Get Killed by David Holmes
Sep 22 2025

#711. These repetitive club dj albums are simply not great to listen to in their entirety out of the context of a club 2/5: meh

Ananda Shankar by Ananda Shankar
Sep 23 2025

#712. This is the kind of thing you listen to and go "huh, neat" and then never think about ever again. 3/5: fine?

Document by R.E.M.
Sep 24 2025

#713. Do we really need four REM albums on this list? The answer is no. Unsurprisingly, I think this one sucks just as much as the other three. 2/5: shit.

461 Ocean Boulevard by Eric Clapton
Sep 26 2025

#715. This is fine. There doesn't seem to be much to it, but its not terrible. 3/5: acceptable.

Frampton Comes Alive by Peter Frampton
Sep 27 2025

#716. I am pretty sure I've never heard the studio versions of any of these songs. I know a lot of these songs from just hearing them on the radio over the years, but its always been this live version of all of them, I'm pretty sure. 4/5: great

Tellin’ Stories by The Charlatans
Sep 28 2025

#717. A somewhat generic Britpop band thats sounds like they really want to sound like Bob Dylan 3/5: acceptable.

Timeless by Goldie
Sep 29 2025

#718. There is entirely too much of this kind of electronica from this book. Honestly this is one of the better ones, but still I have very little desire to sit through this entire thing. 2/5: meh

Sep 30 2025

#719. How many albums are left on this list? Because I'm running out of ways to say something is average. 3/5: acceptable

The United States Of America by The United States Of America
Oct 01 2025

#720. They're so focused on just how psychedelic they can make it, they forgot to make it good. 2/5: it isn't

Odessa by Bee Gees
Oct 02 2025

#721. I could just copy my review of their albums Trafalgar, because I have basically the same thing to say. When you're looking for the Bee Gees, you're really only looking for their disco stuff, not this. 3/5: tolerable, but only just

Repeater by Fugazi
Oct 03 2025

#722. Reading a few other reviews, it seems that I'm the odd man out in thinking this isn't super impressive. I mean, I don't hate it by any means, but I really don't see why this would be held in such high esteem. 3/5: acceptable

The Visitors by ABBA
Oct 04 2025

#723. I've heard more than one person describe Ghost as a "goth ABBA," and now that I've actually listened to an ABBA album, I can say that I don't disagree. Some of these songs have a quite weird juxtaposition of depressing lyrics and happy sounding poppy music. 3/5: decent

Damaged by Black Flag
Oct 05 2025

#724. There's a lot of shitass British punk albums on this list, but they're all basically the same and pretty mid at best if we're being honest. This is what punk should sound like. 4/5: great

Rhythm Nation 1814 by Janet Jackson
Oct 06 2025

#725. Like all old pop music, its a bit outdated, but its fine. 3/5: acceptable

Bookends by Simon & Garfunkel
Oct 08 2025

#727. It's fine? 3/5: acceptable

Broken English by Marianne Faithfull
Oct 09 2025

#728. If I could specifically get less of this, that would be grand. 2/5: nah

Supa Dupa Fly by Missy Elliott
Oct 10 2025

#729. Keeping with tradition here with an album from an artist we know that has none of the songs we've ever heard. 3/5: fine

Everything Must Go by Manic Street Preachers
Oct 11 2025

#730. Mid-tier hipster rock 2/5: meh

Rust In Peace by Megadeth
Oct 12 2025

#731. Much better than Peace Sells, but still could be improved with anyone else on the microphone. I'm going to give this a generous 4 for reasons I don't quite understand myself either. 4/5: yes

Take Me Apart by Kelela
Oct 13 2025

#732. Nothing particularly interesting here. Not terrible, just not interesting. 2/5: meh

Honky Tonk Heroes by Waylon Jennings
Oct 14 2025

#733. Why is it that old country music seems to be the only category in this book that isn't populated by assorted trash seemingly picked at random? 4/5: pretty good.

Golden Hour by Kacey Musgraves
Oct 15 2025

#734. The description of this says country, but it surely isn't that. This is pop music in the same category as Natasha Bedingfield or Norah Jones. It's fine as far as easy listening pop music goes, I guess. 3/5: acceptable

Oct 16 2025

#735. Really grasping at straws with this one trying to hit that 1001 number, weren't we? 2/5: eh

White Light by Gene Clark
Oct 17 2025

#736. Not the worst post-fame solo album I've ever heard. 3/5: acceptable

So by Peter Gabriel
Oct 18 2025

#737. There sure is a lot of Peter Gabriel on this list, isn't there? 3/5: fine.

Made In Japan by Deep Purple
Oct 19 2025

#738. Why is every single song so long? This might have been great for those people there, but I'm not there, so the dragging out of every song just gets quite tedious. 3/5: could've been better

A Seat at the Table by Solange
Oct 21 2025

#740. Damn. This is way worse than I expected. And I didn't really expect much. 1/5: yikes

Tical by Method Man
Oct 22 2025

#741. Good shit. 4/5: decent

Ogden's Nut Gone Flake by Small Faces
Oct 23 2025

#742. There is entirely too much exposition happening on this album. 3/5: fine.

Django Django by Django Django
Oct 24 2025

#743. This sounds like one part Beach Boys, and one part hipster rock. 3/5: acceptable.

Whatever by Aimee Mann
Oct 25 2025

#744. Pretty forgettable. This is like an opening act for Lilith Fair. 2/5: meh

Done By The Forces Of Nature by Jungle Brothers
Oct 26 2025

#745. I did with this album what I do with all of them I have to look up on YouTube, I half assed it. I skimmed through a few songs, it seemed fine to me I guess. 3/5: acceptable

Nilsson Schmilsson by Harry Nilsson
Oct 28 2025

#747. I accidentally fucked up and put the coconut in the lime. 4/5: I hope I'll be ok.

Signing Off by UB40
Oct 29 2025

#748. Reggae? No. Reggae made by white people? Double no. Reggae made by British people? Triple no. Yet another artist on here that's a one hit wonder, but we're listening to a different album for unknown reasons? Quadruple no. 2/5: just no

Killing Joke by Killing Joke
Oct 30 2025

#749. Second day in a row of an artist with popular songs, but on a different album. I'm sure it's 100% intentional at this point and they're fucking trolling me. How else could you explain sooooo many instances of this happening? 3/5: fine

Scum by Napalm Death
Oct 31 2025

#750. This could be vastly improved by the vocalist just kind of yelling instead of doing vocal fry screams. Because he is not good at it, it sounds like shit, and drags the whole thing down. Or alternatively he could just get better at it, I guess. But as it is, it's not a good look. 2/5: meh

Pornography by The Cure
Nov 01 2025

#751. This album is a whole ass vibe, as the kids would say. Not that they'd say it about this, mind you, because this is oldies meant for people from the 1900s, but you know what I mean. It's good, go listen to it. 4/5: fantastic.

Shadowland by k.d. lang
Nov 02 2025

#752. This is now the second album of country covers I've listened to. This is obviously significantly better than the Willie Nelson one, but honestly I still can't be bothered. 3/5: fine?

Behaviour by Pet Shop Boys
Nov 03 2025

#753. Man, when this album opened with a song called Being Boring, I should have guessed what was coming. 2/5: boring

Tragic Songs of Life by The Louvin Brothers
Nov 04 2025

#754. I know there's some good old country music out there, but I'm not entirely sure this one has a place on that list. 2/5: meh

Dig Me Out by Sleater-Kinney
Nov 05 2025

#755. I wouldn't have expected to like lesbian punk, but I actually thought it was pretty decent. 3/5: acceptable

Bluesbreakers by John Mayall & The Bluesbreakers
Nov 07 2025

#757. Even though most of the ratings for this one are threes and fours, all of the most liked comments are the one star ratings, which leads me to believe that one guy with an incognito tab was just liking all these shitty reviews over and over in order to make it look like people don't really like this. I'm going to add one star to what I actually thought just out of spite for that guy. 4/5: whatever

Planet Rock: The Album by Afrika Bambaataa
Nov 08 2025

#758. This doesn't really hold up very well. Was it popular or influential at the time? No idea, but it's not for me right now. 2/5: meh

Dire Straits by Dire Straits
Nov 09 2025

#759. It's always interesting to me when you see somebody do something so well that it seems easy enough that I could do it. 4/5: great

Chelsea Girl by Nico
Nov 10 2025

#760. I first listened to the Velvet Underground album with Nico on it. I thought it sucked. Not the end of the world, I guess, maybe just a pairing that doesn't really work. But then I listened to two more Velvet Underground albums, and nope they both sucked too. And now I'm here listening to this and it sucks as well. It's just a trifecta of suck that I personally could do without. 2/5: have I said the word sucks enough yet?

Dry by PJ Harvey
Nov 11 2025

#761. I don't hate it, but i don't like it, if that makes any sense. 3/5: fine

Blood Sugar Sex Magik by Red Hot Chili Peppers
Nov 12 2025

#762. Look, I know this probably deserves at least a three, but I've had a rough night, and I hate the fucking E̶a̶g̶l̶e̶s̶ Red Hot Chili Beppers, man. 2/5: please, spare me from this

Red Dirt Girl by Emmylou Harris
Nov 14 2025

#764. Fine, if you're into that kind of thing. 3/5: acceptable

Get Behind Me Satan by The White Stripes
Nov 15 2025

#765. Blue Orchid is great, and the rest of it is fine too, I guess. 3/5: acceptable

Yank Crime by Drive Like Jehu
Nov 16 2025

#766. I don't know what this is, and I am not interested in learning. 2/5: nah

Trout Mask Replica by Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band
Nov 17 2025

#767. This is not the greatest Trout Mask in the world, this is just a replica. 2/5: wtf

Pictures At An Exhibition by Emerson, Lake & Palmer
Nov 18 2025

#768. Weird mostly, but still impressive in a way. Probably not something I'd listen to a second time though. 3/5: acceptable.

Nov 19 2025

#769. If I learn nothing from this experience, at least I will have learned British rap is quite possibly the stupidest genre of music to ever exist. 2/5: dumb

Here, My Dear by Marvin Gaye
Nov 20 2025

#770. He had the option to not do this, and he did it anyway. 2/5: don't

Infected by The The
Nov 21 2025

#771. This one is just boring, mostly. The only even mildly interesting thing about it is it's kind of weird. Not weird enough for anyone to care, but just weird enough where thats the only thing I can think of to say about it. 2/5: boring.

Clube Da Esquina by Milton Nascimento
Nov 22 2025

#772. Fun enough, east to listen to poppy kind of music. 3/5: not bad

Roger the Engineer by The Yardbirds
Nov 23 2025

#773. Aside from the terrible album cover, its pretty fine otherwise. Its decent overall, but not particularly interesting to me in particular. 3/5: acceptable

Come Find Yourself by Fun Lovin' Criminals
Nov 24 2025

#774. Is this really one of the thousand best albums you could come up with? Does this really deserve to be here over the many glaring omissions that could be on the list instead? Not really. 2/5: meh

With The Beatles by Beatles
Nov 25 2025

#775. There is entirely too much Beatles in this book. 3/5: fine

Cosmo's Factory by Creedence Clearwater Revival
Nov 26 2025

#776. Pretty awesome record. 5/5: fantastic

#1 Record by Big Star
Nov 28 2025

#778. Wasn't expecting much, but i got a lot more than I expected. 4/5: pretty good

Music in Exile by Songhoy Blues
Nov 29 2025

#779. Perhaps you'd have to understand what they're talking about to understand how this gets classified as blues, because it seems pretty upbeat and fun from the outside, but it fucks nonetheless. 4/5: great

Thriller by Michael Jackson
Nov 30 2025

#780. Mostly thriller, but also a little filler. There's some great stuff here, but there's some duds shitting up the room keeping it from being something perfect. 4/5: still pretty great though

Arular by M.I.A.
Dec 01 2025

#781. Alright. That's it. I'm done listening to any rap music from the UK. Its all terrible it seems, and I'm not listening to any more of it. I'm putting it on the list with jazz where I'll just skim through and listen to a few seconds of some of the songs and then move on. I'm not wasting any more actual time on this crap. 2/5: it's shit, obviously

All Things Must Pass by George Harrison
Dec 02 2025

#782. As I sit here and listen to this on December 8th, also known as 38 snubnose day, I very much come to realize that this man singlehandedly made the Beatles what they were. After having listened to some decidedly mid ass solo albums by John Lennon and Paul McCartney, i can now clearly see that about 80% of the Beatles talent came from this man. [And at least 13% was from Ringo, leaving the other two to scrap it out for last place.] This album is actually good. You don't need any qualifiers, it's just good. 4/5: good

Since I Left You by The Avalanches
Dec 04 2025

#784. Since I Left You and Frontier Psychologist are good, but the rest is pretty meh. 3/5: fine

Dec 05 2025

#785. Its fine, but what was the obsession with the fucking skits in 90s rap albums? 3/5: acceptable

Fishscale by Ghostface Killah
Dec 06 2025

#786. A perfectly fine example of negroe poetry. 3/5: acceptable

No Other by Gene Clark
Dec 07 2025

#787. I don't know why i liked this so much. On the face of it, it's fairly generic, but there's something about it that made it stand out to me while listening to it. 4/5: great

Dec 08 2025

#788. This could do with some editing. It's fine overall, I'd say, but it would be finer if it was a fair bit shorter. 3/5: acceptable

Faith by George Michael
Dec 09 2025

#789. Not great overall. 2/5: meh

Junkyard by The Birthday Party
Dec 10 2025

#790. May not have been the worse shit I've ever heard, but it damn sure wasn't the best. 2/5: nah

L'Eau Rouge by The Young Gods
Dec 11 2025

#791. Don't know how i managed to never listen to them before, but somehow I haven't. I should have though, because it's great. 4/5: great

Club Classics Vol. One by Soul II Soul
Dec 12 2025

#792. Mostly kinda boring, but there's one or two decent songs. 2/5: meh

Konnichiwa by Skepta
Dec 13 2025

#793. Nah big dog, I learned my lesson with the other 3 British rap albums I listened to for this thing. That shit is terrible on a very basic level and I will not be wasting my time listening to this. 2/5: just pop it in the bin, love

Vol. 4 by Black Sabbath
Dec 14 2025

#794. There's really no denying Sabbath's first four albums. Not that you'd ever be in a spot where you'd need to, but if you were, you probably couldn't anyway. 4/5: fantastic

Dec 15 2025

#795. For some reason, I found this 45 minutes of sad girl pop to be fairly pleasant to listen to. 3/5: decent

Vulnicura by Björk
Dec 16 2025

#796. As poetry, this would be fairly interesting, but as a song, as music to listen to- it's pretty fucking boring. 2/5: meh

Siembra by Willie Colón & Rubén Blades
Dec 18 2025

#798. I couldn't be bothered to look up the lyrics, so I don't know what they were singing about, but what I do know is that this shit slaps. 4/5: excelente

Wild Gift by X
Dec 19 2025

#799. This is what Courtney Love wished Hole could've been, isn't it? Also, I don't know what it is about the album cover, but I fucking hate it. 4/5: great

Fear and Whiskey by Mekons
Dec 21 2025

#801. I'm not entirely sure what they were going for with this album. This shis disjointed and weird in not a good way. 2/5: nah

Third by Portishead
Dec 22 2025

#802. I liked Dummy so much that I immediately went out and bought a copy. I can tell you now that will not be happening with this one. Most of these songs are pretty boring, only one or two are really all that interesting. 3/5: fine, barely

Wonderful Rainbow by Lightning Bolt
Dec 23 2025

#803. I guarantee this would be an awesome show to go to, but just like I've said with a lot of the electronic/techno type shit on this playlist, that doesn't translate to an album that is good to sit down and listen to cover to cover (despite the fact that it has a great album cover). 2/5: meh

Fire Of Love by The Gun Club
Dec 24 2025

#804. It was decent, I suppose, but not something I would recommend to someone unsolicited. 3/5: acceptable

Dec 25 2025

#805. The white devil is the source of all my problems, not my own actions. Nah, couldn't be. I don't want accountability or self reflection, I just want someone to blame for all my shortcomings. 1/5: miss me with this shit

Under Construction by Missy Elliott
Dec 26 2025

#806. I feel like this is another you had to be there albums. Its just not as interesting to me listening to it for the first time decades later for whichever reason. 3/5: fine

Woodface by Crowded House
Dec 27 2025

#807. There goes God in his sexy pants and his sausage dog. 2/5: the fuck even is this stupid bullshit?

Entertainment by Gang Of Four
Dec 28 2025

#808. Super mid. I kinda already forgot what it sounded like to be honest. 2/5: meh

Songs In The Key Of Life by Stevie Wonder
Dec 29 2025

#809. This is another one that was a double album, but didn't really need to be. I like the more funkier songs, but wasn't a huge fan of the church chorus-ey ones. I feel like it could have been better if trimmed down to about an hour or an hour fifteen. 4/5: still pretty good though.

Vanishing Point by Primal Scream
Dec 30 2025

#810. I initially thought it was unnecessary to have a second Primal Scream album on this list when the other one is the one with any of the songs you've ever heard before, and it was pretty mid. Still pretty middling, but better than the other though. 3/5: mid plus

Eternally Yours by The Saints
Jan 01 2026

#812. American radio stations were legally restricted to only being allowed to play music from one Australian band back in the day due to Musical Tarriff Act of 1960. And unfortunately they all chose AC/DC instead of this. Too bad, really. 4/5: a cracker

Underwater Moonlight by The Soft Boys
Jan 02 2026

#813. I listened to this like a week ago now, so I've forgotten most of the thoughts I had while listening to it, but i think the gist of it was it sounds like an American 90s garage rock band, despite none of that being true. Decent though, I think. 3/5: acceptable

Abbey Road by Beatles
Jan 03 2026

#814. OK, so here's my thought process while rating this one: We start out at the base 5 star rating that every album theoretically starts out with. Minus one star from the jump for me being reminded of John Lennon's existence. Minus two more stars for being yet another mid ass Beatles album with like two good songs and a bunch of fluff. Minus three more stars for that bukkake song where he was asking all those guy to cum together over him or whatever. And then plus 4 stars for the having the best Beatles song on there: Octopus's Garden. So let's do a little arithmetic and see where we're at... and it looks like we got to three stars overall. Yeah, that sounds about right. 3/5: fine

Shaka Zulu by Ladysmith Black Mambazo
Jan 04 2026

#815. I don't really like this kind of shit at all. There's like a 50/50 chance that it being in an unintelligible (to me) foreign language makes it more tolerable, but that didn't really work out this time, still sucked. 2/5: nah

Daydream Nation by Sonic Youth
Jan 05 2026

#816. The worst part of this project is not the hundreds of terrible albums on here to listen to, but the good ones that you've never listened to and have been missing out on the whole time. 4/5: great

Jan 06 2026

#817. Look, we all already knew Tainted Love was amazing before going into this, but the rest of this album is the epitome of mediocre. Reminds me of Alien Ant Farm who did the same thing 20 years later- had one huge hit that was just a cover of someone else's song that everyone loved, but was unable to maintain that with their own music. 2/5: meh

Bandwagonesque by Teenage Fanclub
Jan 07 2026

#818. This seems like high school talent show level music. Not terrible musicianship, but kind generic and a bit uninteresting overall. 3/5: fine?

Rapture by Anita Baker
Jan 08 2026

#819. She has an undeniably fantastic voice, but for some reason this album doesn't really bring me joy. 3/5: acceptable

#820. I could almost copy/paste my review of that Dwight Yoakum album and just switch the pronouns. Because come on, the both of you- every song on the album can't be about how much your life sucks and how bad your partners are. That gets very tedious very quick. 2/5: nah

Mott by Mott The Hoople
Jan 10 2026

#821. That violin shrieking should be illegal. 2/5: stop it.

Scissor Sisters by Scissor Sisters
Jan 11 2026

#822. Not the worst thing I've ever heard, kinda sounds like Elton John you got from Temu, but that Comfortably Numb cover was quite off putting. The original has a pleasant disassociate vibe, but the delivery of this one is jarring in a predatory kind of way. Like I feel like anyone who who legitimately likes this version of that song probably knows exactly where to get roofies from. 3/5: you can't see tits on the radio

90 by 808 State
Jan 12 2026

#823. I don't have drugs on hand, therefore this isn't very interesting. 2/5: meh

Africa Brasil by Jorge Ben Jor
Jan 13 2026

#824. Decent. 3/5: good.

The Specials by The Specials
Jan 14 2026

#825. I've probably only heard like 10 to 15 ska songs before, and to me it was always just 90s skater punk with a trumpet for some reason. I never bothered to ask why or think about it, because why would you? I'm a 30 or 40 year old man, and not once in my life have never even begun to think about where Ska came from or why, I just accepted it as a weird little niche thing and moved on with my life. But had I for some reason began to think about it, there is absolutely no way in fuck that I would have guessed that it was originally a punk/reggae creole. Weird. Who knew? 3/5: acceptable

G. Love And Special Sauce by G. Love & Special Sauce
Jan 15 2026

#826. If there was a venn diagram of G Love and the Special Sauce fans and ICP fans, I bet the center portion would be quite large [and perhaps quite smelly as well.] One review said the special sauce is probably mayonnaise and ketchup mixed together, but I think thats not a fair comparison because mayo and ketchup together is actually good. 2/5: nah

Mermaid Avenue by Billy Bragg
Jan 16 2026

#827. This playlist threw a lot of hipster folk at me in the beginning, but it's been a while since the last one. I kinda forgot how same all of it is. I actually think Way over Yonder in the Minor Key was pretty good, but the rest wasn't really doing it for me. 3/5: fine. Or fine-adjacent anyway.

Ramones by Ramones
Jan 17 2026

#828. Hey, ho, let's go. 3/5: alright, alright, I'm going already.

Jan 18 2026

#829. I really don't have anything positive or negative to say about this album. It was there, I listened to it. That's about it, I guess. I do have to say the album cover is creepy and I hate it. 3/5: acceptable

Elvis Is Back by Elvis Presley
Jan 19 2026

#830. The more I listen to Elvis's music, the less I understand about my grandparents' generation. This was what they were losing their mind about? But why though? 3/5: fine

Future Days by Can
Jan 20 2026

#831. CAN, sure, but SHOULD? 3/5: maybe

Make Yourself by Incubus
Jan 21 2026

#832. This is very nearly a 5 star album. There are some really great songs here, but there are a few that really drag it down. I've never listened to this whole album before, and I realize I'm better off just listening to the songs I already like instead of listening to the whole album. 4/5: pretty great

Achtung Baby by U2
Jan 22 2026

#833. More like "Dogshit, Baby," amirite? This is a worse reinvention that Metallica's self titled album 1/5: just fucking stop

The Only Ones by The Only Ones
Jan 25 2026

#834. There was one song at the beginning that was pretty good (Another Girl, Another Planet) but the rest of the album did not seem to maintain that interest for me. 2/5: meh

Dirt by Alice In Chains
Jan 26 2026

#835. I don't even need to listen to this again to know it's a 5. I mean, I want to, so I'm going to, but all of Alice in Chains' first four albums with Layne Staley [and the Unplugged album] are solid 5 star albums, so I don't really need to. 5/5: perfect

Jan 27 2026

#836. Hey, I didn't know that guy from Law and Order was on this list. 3/5: meh

Synchronicity by The Police
Jan 28 2026

#837. I was almost ready to give this album 4 stars, but that song Mother is a war crime. 3/5: acceptable

Songs Of Love And Hate by Leonard Cohen
Jan 29 2026

#838. A few of his albums in now, and i can very clearly say this is not for me. 2/5: nah

Blue Lines by Massive Attack
Jan 30 2026

#839. I know a lot of people really like Massive Attack, but two albums in now I'm not sure I'd consider myself one of those people. 3/5: its okay

In It For The Money by Supergrass
Jan 31 2026

#840. The song Odd? was the only one I really found interesting, the rest was mostly boring to me. Oh, and add another one to "one hit wonder's other album in this book for some reason" list. 2/5: meh

Feb 01 2026

#841. It's a decent album overall, I suppose, but there's nothing that really stands out. 3/5: acceptable

Architecture And Morality by Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark
Feb 03 2026

#843. Hell yeah. This is painfully British, but somehow they were able to overcome that disadvantage life threw at them and make good music in spite of it. 4/5: great

Welcome To The Pleasuredome by Frankie Goes To Hollywood
Feb 04 2026

#844. This one started out pretty mediocre and only got worse from there. 2/5: yawn.

Justified by Justin Timberlake
Feb 05 2026

#845. All of these Y2K pop albums just didn't age well, did they? 2/5: meh

Feb 06 2026

#846. This might have been made better if I had the context of having seen the movie, but I somehow doubt it. 2/5: meh

Feb 07 2026

#847. I am a cabbie, and I mostly listen to these at work in the car. I say that not because I think that anyone that might possibly be reading this would give a shit, but because even though I though this was generic music flavored music, the smelly hippie chick that listened to the second half of this album with me was really digging it. 3/5: smelly hippie chick approved

I Am a Bird Now by Antony and the Johnsons
Feb 08 2026

#848. Thanks, I hate it. 1/5: nah

LP1 by FKA twigs
Feb 09 2026

#849. This isn't even really good as background music. Her singing style really grates. 2/5: nope

Lam Toro by Baaba Maal
Feb 10 2026

#850. I didn't listen to this whole thing. This is the third day in a row of singers with irritating voices, and I simply cannot today. 2/5: meh

Live / Dead by Grateful Dead
Feb 11 2026

#851. If I paid money to see this live, I would be upset. 2/5: not grate

Feb 12 2026

#852. The same thing happened with this one that ends up happening with all of them that aren't on streaming so I have to listen to them on Youtube- I end up just kind of skimming through bits here and there, but not actually giving the album the time it deserves. Maybe you say that's not fair and I'm an idiotperson, and maybe you're right, but I can say with a mild to moderate amount of certainty that it will happen again if I have to look any others up on YouTube in the future. 3/5: seemed nice.

Feb 13 2026

#853. It's interesting, I'm just not interested. 3/5 fine.

The Real Thing by Faith No More
Feb 14 2026

#854. Mike Patton joins mediocre band, and then they immediately release an absolute banger- coincidence or conspiracy? 4/5: awesome

Feb 15 2026

#855. I have to confess that this did absolutely nothing for me. 2/5: meh

Feb 16 2026

#856. I've listened to 3 or 4 British rap albums so far for this list, and they were all absolute trash, so when I saw another non-American rap album I was a bit hesitant. But the hesitance was unnecessary as this was actually pretty decent. I mean, the lyrics could be absolute cringe too, but I don't speak French, so I wouldn't know, all I know is I thought it sounds pretty good. 3/5: acceptable

Slippery When Wet by Bon Jovi
Feb 17 2026

#857. Bon Jovi is terrible, I don't really need to listen to this whole album to figure that out, but I guess I will. And yep, still awful. I'll give it an extra star though because I remember Wanted Dead or Alive was fun to play on Guitar Hero. 3/5: whatever.

Tarkus by Emerson, Lake & Palmer
Feb 18 2026

#858. The first song is 20 minutes long, and sounds like the musical equivalent of a schizophrenia induced panic attack. And it doesn't get any less unhinged from there. 4/5: fantastic

Fuzzy by Grant Lee Buffalo
Feb 19 2026

#859. Where do you even find some this obscure shit? I listen to this exact type of music all the time and I have not once heard of this guy. Not that I think my musical taste is the be all end all of what is quality, but I feel like if I have never once in my life ever heard him mentioned, it makes me wonder where you find these "must listens" that were put on this list. 3/5: it was fine though.

McCartney by Paul McCartney
Feb 20 2026

#860. One decent single and a bunch of nonsense. 2/5: meh

Floodland by Sisters Of Mercy
Feb 21 2026

#861. I loved this. I didn't really know anything about it going in, but it immediately drew me in. 5/5: awesome

#862. I get it that industrial music is supposed to be anti-music to some degree, and that is the point, but still though this isn't really interesting at all to me. Avant garde nonsense in any form of art just seems stupid to me. 1/5: dumb

Heroes to Zeros by The Beta Band
Feb 23 2026

#863. The title is somewhat apt as any time I think it's about to get interesting, it just kind of falls flat instead. 2/5: meh

In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida by Iron Butterfly
Feb 24 2026

#864. Honestly, they could've put a 7 minute long version of the title track on the album and kept the drum solos for the live performance, and the album would've been just as good if not better. Still pretty good though. 4/5: pretty good

The Scream by Siouxsie And The Banshees
Feb 26 2026

#866. I know this is one of those "your favorite artist's favorite artist" kind of things, but it didn't seem particularly special or interesting to me. 3/5: acceptable

Head Hunters by Herbie Hancock
Feb 27 2026

#867. Oh. We're doing jazz again. I thought we were done with that. 2/5: jazz

Miriam Makeba by Miriam Makeba
Feb 28 2026

#868. She's a good singer, but I don't think I care about this type of music much. 3/5: acceptable

Mar 01 2026

#869. Not a one hit wonder, but we're keeping with the plot of this book in choosing an album at random from an artist's library instead of an album that anyone has heard of. 3/5: acceptable

Beautiful Freak by Eels
Mar 02 2026

#870. Dull and repetitive. Definitely not something I'd class as worthy of a second listen. 2/5: meh

Deserter's Songs by Mercury Rev
Mar 03 2026

#871. This is uh... not to my taste. I'm pretty sure I am not the target demographic for this. I don't know who is, but I know it's not me. 2/5: not great

OK Computer by Radiohead
Mar 04 2026

#872. Pretty good. Pretty good. 5/5: great

Rip It Up by Orange Juice
Mar 05 2026

#873. This is like David Bowie you got off Temu. 2/5: meh

Back In Black by AC/DC
Mar 06 2026

#874. Look, look, look, I know. I know. I gave Kid Rock and Bovine Joni albums 3 stars with the reasoning that even though it isn't really good, there's a bunch of hits there, including ones that you'll sing along to against your will- so with that reasoning and my own rating pattern this should get a three as well. But I just can't fucking do it, okay? Im nothing if not inconsistent.It's just that this is so bad. Its so terrible and cringe and no one over the age of 11 can honestly say they like this. I hate it. 2/5: stop

The Libertines by The Libertines
Mar 07 2026

#875. It says on the wikipedia article that it was voted the third most overrated album by the BBC. That would imply that it was initially highly regarded. Is that the case? Did people like this? I've never heard of them before, but this just seems pretty mid to me, and also seems like something that everyone else would immediately think was mid as well. But to be overrated, that would have to mean that a lot of people think that they like it, or at least used to? Weird. I will never try to understand the beans on toast people. 3/5: mid

Scott 4 by Scott Walker
Mar 08 2026

#876. Yep, that sure is music. 2/5: meh

Phaedra by Tangerine Dream
Mar 09 2026

#877. I think this is more interesting as an art concept than it is as music. As music, it just gets kind of boring after a while. 3/5: acceptable

Highly Evolved by The Vines
Mar 10 2026

#878. Inoffensive mid-tier radio rock. 3/5: acceptable

Snivilisation by Orbital
Mar 11 2026

#879. It's not great, if we're being honest. 2/5: meh

Bone Machine by Tom Waits
Mar 12 2026

#880. I see that, at the time of this writing, that this album has an average score of 2.84, and I find that odd. Not because I think it should be higher, but because it is the lowest rated of all his albums on here, and if anything I think it's the best of the five, and all the other shit heaps should be rated even lower. This was really the only one of his that I found even slightly tolerable really, but I think maybe it's because I listened to it as if it was Zachariah Rigsby from Seven Psycopaths singing. Because Tom Waits is a real person, so if he's out there making music this terrible, then shame on him. But listening to it as if it's a serial killing psychopath singing, it fits much better. I noticed that my ratings of Mr. Waits' albums on here somewhat align with the five stages of grief. First, I was in denial that Heartattack and Vine could exist in the first place and be so terrible. Then, with Rain Dogs, I was angry that more than one of his albums were on this list, and angry at myself for listening to it. And then the bargaining step with Swordfishtrombones, where I gave it 2 stars, trying to convince myself more than anyone else that I was still having a good time. Nighthawks At The Diner filled me with depression and nearly caused me to rage quit this entire list altogether. And now here we are at Bone Machine, where I've come to accept that there's just a lot of shitty music out there, and there's nothing I can do about it. 2/5: fuck it, it's not like any of this matters anyway.

Mar 13 2026

#881. Is she a good singer? Yes, she is. Does that make her music interesting? No, not really. I've mentioned a few times that some of the pop music seems outdated, but this one seems not just outdated now, but that it would have also already been at the time. I know this came out in 1968, but if I didn't and you told me it came out in 1951, I would have believed you. 3/5: it's fine, I guess

BEYONCÉ by Beyoncé
Mar 14 2026

#882. Beyonce makes music for people that don't like music. 2/5: a bit shit

Central Reservation by Beth Orton
Mar 15 2026

#883. This is the kind of music they play at the mall. 3/5: acceptable

The Sensual World by Kate Bush
Mar 16 2026

#884. I guess she was quite popular in the UK, but I had personally never once heard her name before that one song was on Thinger Strangs. I don't know, but I suppose that like with all pop music, you really had to've been there at the time to really appreciate it. I dig her voice, but I didn't really find myself caring about any of the songs. 3/5: good

Songs From A Room by Leonard Cohen
Mar 17 2026

#885. Like Dylan, but less interesting. At least there were no harmonicas. 3/5: meh

The Gershwin Songbook by Ella Fitzgerald
Mar 18 2026

#886. This is over 3 hours long. I'm going to tell you right now I'm not doing that. 2/5: maybe it's great, maybe I don't care

Mar 19 2026

#887. I know a lot of people consider this to be one of the greatest live albums ever. But, like... why though? 2/5: meh

The Sounds Of India by Ravi Shankar
Mar 20 2026

#888. He's really good at it, I'm just not interested 2/5: I can smell this album

evermore by Taylor Swift
Mar 21 2026

#889. I said the other day that Beyonce makes music for people that don't like music, and that goes double for Taylor Swift. I honestly have no idea how she became so popular. This music is just nothingness set to some very basic tunes. 2/5: whatever.

Kollaps by Einstürzende Neubauten
Mar 22 2026

#890. This is like some abstract art kind of shit. Like the musical equivalent of Jackson Pollock or something. I get it, I just don't like it. 2/5: they tried

Truth And Soul by Fishbone
Mar 23 2026

#891. Kinda goofy, but alright. 3/5: acceptable

Dance Mania by Tito Puente
Mar 24 2026

#892. Look, it's not bad per se, I just find it kind of annoying. I'm just going to skip most of it before it gets annoying enough to give it a worse rating than it maybe deserves. 3/5: whatever

Soul Mining by The The
Mar 25 2026

#893. I vaguely remember listening to an album by the The Thes before. Yeah, seems I said it was weird and boring. This one was less weird, and more impotantly- less boring. It's painfully British, and you're probably not going to like it unless you already like this genre a lot, but I thought it was pretty decent for sure. 3/5: good

Heroes by David Bowie
Mar 26 2026

#894. Did we finally do it lads? Did we finally find a David Bowie album where the whole things is actually worth listening to? Yeah, kinda. And it only took eight albums to get here. I mean, the B side is kinda weak, but it's not painful to listen to like a few of his others on here. 3/5: acceptable, finally

Searching For The Young Soul Rebels by Dexys Midnight Runners
Mar 27 2026

#895. This is the second day in a row of an album exceeding expectations (which is kind of amazing if you think about it, because this list is kind of trash if we're being honest.) One of the other two albums I listened to from this band was extremely weak, and the other was actively terrible, so when this one was almost good, I was pleasantly surprised. I mean, this isn't my favorite album by any means, but it is tolerable. And that's... something. 3/5: fine

Ten by Pearl Jam
Mar 28 2026

#896. All but like 1 or 2 of these songs were played on heavy rotation by every rock station in the land for like 20 years. If that's not what a 5 star album is, then I guess I don't really know what is. 5/5: great

Teen Dream by Beach House
Mar 29 2026

#897. I can tell that this is the kind of thing that would piss me off if I was listening to it after work on a regular raggedy ass Tuesday, but today is a Saturday and I just can't be bothered enough to care one way or another. 3/5: fine

Mar 30 2026

#898. I honestly can't think of anything positive or negative to say about this one. It is an album that I have now listened to, and that's about all I have. 3/5: acceptable

Mar 31 2026

#899. I've only ever heard a few songs of theirs on the radio, but a whole album is basically the same but more. Just super white yacht rock for boomers. 3/5: acceptable

Fulfillingness' First Finale by Stevie Wonder
Apr 03 2026

#902. If you put it on, I wouldn't complain. But I would never put it on, personally. 3/5: acceptable

american dream by LCD Soundsystem
Apr 04 2026

#903. This one isn't it boys 2/5: meh

Music From The Penguin Cafe by Penguin Cafe Orchestra
Apr 05 2026

#904. This is pretentious in the best way possible. 3/5: good, I think.

You Want It Darker by Leonard Cohen
Apr 06 2026

#905. Were the people around this guy just too scared to tell him the music he was making was boring as shit? I think this is the third one I've heard so far, and every time I just can't wait for it to be over. 2/5: yawn

Mask by Bauhaus
Apr 07 2026

#906. I can't tell if it's terrible or amazing. Perhaps a bit of both? 3/5: good

Smokers Delight by Nightmares On Wax
Apr 08 2026

#907. Sounds like songs made for a high school music production class. 2/5: meh

Next by The Sensational Alex Harvey Band
Apr 09 2026

#908. This one is pretty terrible. Not sure how it got here. 2/5: nah

All Hope Is Gone by Slipknot
Apr 10 2026

#909. I've never listened to the newer Slipknot stuff since they've gotten back together, so I cant speak to that, but of the first four this is probably the least good one, so I'm not entirely sure why this was the one that made it on this list. In general, I might've called it C tier, but it's miles ahead of most of the other stuff on here, so maybe I'll split the difference and call it a 4. 4/5: pretty decent

Treasure by Cocteau Twins
Apr 11 2026

#910. Are we sure it wasn't a typo, and maybe it was supposed to be '1001 albums that make you want to die? 2/5: no

British Steel by Judas Priest
Apr 12 2026

#911. I saw these guys play live a few years ago, and Rob Halford has a costume change between each song, it seemed. It's honestly impressive how fast this 143 year old man can change out of an into various leather outfits. Also: maybe you'll call me slow (especially since I've listened to the song Grinder probably a couple dozen times before), but it wasn't until I was listening to that song today that it clicked and I realized why the Grindr app is called that. 4/5: cheesy, but brilliant

At Newport 1960 by Muddy Waters
Apr 13 2026

#912. Not bad, but honestly sounds like a middle of the day performance at a festival when you know the crowd really came to see the guys playing after dark. 3/5: pretty good.

Live At Leeds by The Who
Apr 14 2026

#913. I'm sure this would have been plenty of fun if you were there. But I wasn't there, I was here. 3/5: acceptable

Teenage Head by Flamin' Groovies
Apr 15 2026

#914. Does anyone else think the singer sounds like Iggy Pop, or was that just me? 4/5: uh... insert reason here, I don't remember

Queen II by Queen
Apr 16 2026

#915. Probably the first one on here somewhat far that doesn't have any of the artist's hits on it [god knows I've complained fortyleven times about others on here] that is still actually good. 4/5: queen.

The Rising by Bruce Springsteen
Apr 17 2026

#916. This is the musical equivalent of wet mush. 2/5: waste of time

Darklands by The Jesus And Mary Chain
Apr 18 2026

#917. Pretty solid, I think. 4/5: good

In The Wee Small Hours by Frank Sinatra
Apr 19 2026

#918. Look, I know we're all supposed to like this, right? But it just wasn't foretold in the prophecy that I could enjoy something like this. I think it's kinda boring, for the most part. 3/5: fuck it

Bug by Dinosaur Jr.
Apr 20 2026

#919. Like I said in my review for their other one, I know it's bad, but that's not going to stop me from liking it anyway. 4/5: great

Life Thru A Lens by Robbie Williams
Apr 21 2026

#920. Mediocre wine-mom pop. 2/5: yawn

Kilimanjaro by The Teardrop Explodes
Apr 22 2026

#921. You found this in the £1 bin at the back of an old record store didn't you? 2/5: you should've left it there.

First Band On The Moon by The Cardigans
Apr 23 2026

#922. Perfectly acceptable mid-tier lesbian pop. 3/5: fine

I See A Darkness by Bonnie "Prince" Billy
Apr 24 2026

#923. I skimmed through a little bit, it seemed fine. 3/5: something

Disraeli Gears by Cream
Apr 26 2026

#925. You've heard the term 'All killer, no filler.' Well, this isn't that. This is some killer, but also a healthy amount of filler. The good songs are absolutely fantastic, but the others are just... there. I can't quite tell if my score reflects a rather mid album being improved by a few great songs, or a great album dragged down by a handful of meh songs. I guess it doesn't matter either way. 4/5: good?

Maverick A Strike by Finley Quaye
Apr 27 2026

#926. And here I was thinking the British were just bad at rap. Turns out they're bad at reggae as well. 2/5: nah

The Dreaming by Kate Bush
Apr 28 2026

#927. That first song is aggressively bad. And the rest aren't much better if we're being honest. 2/5: shit

Midnight Ride by Paul Revere & The Raiders
Apr 29 2026

#928. These guys sound like they're impersonating seven different bands at one. 3/5: acceptable

Devotional Songs by Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan
May 01 2026

#930. No I dea what the fuck he's talking about, but it sounds good to me. 3/5: good enough.

Risque by CHIC
May 02 2026

#931. This shit fucks a lot harder than I expected it to. I could definitely snort too much coke and dance all night to this. 4/5: who said disco was dead?

Kala by M.I.A.
May 05 2026

#932. Paper Planes is alright, but the rest is just as good as every other British rap music album. Which is to say- not very. 2/5: nah

I’m a Lonesome Fugitive by Merle Haggard
May 06 2026

#933. Back before the ultra-commercialization of country music where all they sing about is cold beer and trucks, you had this kind of country. Where all they sing about is prison, trains, and sadness. And that's uh... better, I think. 4/5: good

Savane by Ali Farka Touré
May 07 2026

#934. Guys will see something like this and just say Hell yeah. 4/5: Hell yeah

Trans Europe Express by Kraftwerk
May 08 2026

#935. I once met a girl years ago that introduced herself as "Molly, like the drug, but spelled with a Y." And all I could do is think to myself good golly, miss Molly, how in fact do *you* think the drug is spelled? Mollie? Molle? Molleigh? I don't know why I still remember this 4 minute interaction years later, but sometimes I'm afraid I'll never be able to forget her, like I'm cursed with this memory. When I'm old and my brain is riddled with dementia and I can't remember what my grandchildren's names are or what street I live on, I will still remember Molly like the drug, but with a Y. I don't know where I was going with this, except maybe to say that this type of music is best paired with drugs. Good drugs. Preferably drugs good enough that they make you forget how to spell. 3/5: Molly

Odelay by Beck
May 09 2026

#936. I'm pretty sure I heard at least a few people back in the day say that this was a really good album. And not that I didn't believe them, but I guess I just had better things to do that day then listen to it, and then I just never got around to it. Well, now that I have, I guess I agree with people. It is good. 4/5: yeah

We Are Family by Sister Sledge
May 10 2026

#937. Ah shit, another disco album this week? I thought the party was over, I was about to put the cocaine away, but don't worry, I'll put it back out, we're not going home just yet. 3/5: fun

Wish You Were Here by Pink Floyd
May 11 2026

#938. Pretty great. No notes here. 5/5: fantastic

Franz Ferdinand by Franz Ferdinand
May 12 2026

#939. Not great, not terrible. 3/5: acceptable

C'est Chic by CHIC
May 13 2026

#940. I can now honestly say I've listened to more disco in the last 2 weeks than maybe the rest of life combined. I'm not complaining, I'm just saying I think we're starting to run out of cocaine. 3/5: freak out

Hearts And Bones by Paul Simon
May 14 2026

#941. Oof. This is not very good. 2/5: stop

I'm Your Man by Leonard Cohen
May 15 2026

#942. Yet again I just come to the conclusion that his stuff is just boring. I've also come to the conclusion this time that this album exactly is probably what Tom Waits is trying to accomplish, except he's terrible. 2/5: bored

#943. I had a good run, there. There was a solid couple of weeks where this playlist was serving me good shit (kinda like what I expected this whole list to be like). But now I've been given Paul Simon, Leonard Cohen, and now Limp Bizkit, so I can see the party's over. Oh well. 1/5: trash

Harvest by Neil Young
May 17 2026

#944. There's about eleventy six Neil Young or Neil Young adjacent albums in this book, but if we're being honest most of them aren't really all that good. This one right here is the only one that needs to be here, and we all know it. 5/5: Neil Young is still a twat, though.

Good Old Boys by Randy Newman
May 18 2026

#945. I mean, it's fine I guess, but I can't imagine a situation where I would ever want to listen to it again. 3/5: acceptable

Like A Prayer by Madonna
May 19 2026

#946. Almost every time I hear some shitass 80s pop song playing that I've never heard before and I look to see who it is, it's Madonna. Why people love this woman is beyond me, I just find it irritating. 2/5: annoying

Ace of Spades by Motörhead
May 20 2026

#947. It's pretty good, but like Slayer, every single one of their songs is exactly the same. 4/5: cheesy

May 21 2026

#948. He's a good singer and all that, and the bass lines are pretty good too, but this genre of music is not at all interesting to me. It's kind of a chore to get through. 3/5: fine

Hms Fable by Shack
May 22 2026

#949. Inoffensively boring. 3/5: it's there

OK by Talvin Singh
May 23 2026

#950. Turns out, it's not OK. 2/5: less than OK

Natty Dread by Bob Marley & The Wailers
May 24 2026

#951. No Woman No Cry is one of the small few reggae songs I like instead of finding terribly annoying, so I'm going to give this one an extra star because I'm in a good mood today. 3/5: fine

May 25 2026

#952. This is not hardcore. This is the very antithesis of hardcore. The nand name is accurate though, this is about as interesting as clump of wet paper. 2/5: why does this exist?

I Should Coco by Supergrass
May 26 2026

#953. This was always destined to be shampoo commercial music. 3/5: something.

En-Tact by The Shamen
May 27 2026

#954. Good techno is already tiresome, bad techno is literally torture. 2/5: it sucks

The Suburbs by Arcade Fire
May 28 2026

#955. Arcade Fire is too cool of a name for a band that is so lame. This is third one now I've listened too, and the third one I have been completely underwhelmed with. 2/5: boring

Arise by Sepultura
May 30 2026

#957. Not their best album, it seems, but decent enough. 3/5: acceptable

Duck Rock by Malcolm McLaren
May 31 2026

#958. Holy shit this is bad. Get this shit away from me. 1/5: absolutely not

Bummed by Happy Mondays
Jun 01 2026

#959. This is like the Talking Heads you get from Temu. 2/5: meh

Tusk by Fleetwood Mac
Jun 02 2026

#960. I don't know if I would classify this as one of the albums you need to hear before you die, but I would classify it as one of the albums. 3/5: acceptable.

Crosby, Stills & Nash by Crosby, Stills & Nash
Jun 03 2026

#961. These guys are clearly talented musicians, and obviously good singers too, but mostly I just find that I don't care. It's just not super interesting. They really like singing about boats though, don't they. Unfortunately their best song, which is also about boats- Southern Cross, is not on this album. 3/5: ok

Oxygène by Jean-Michel Jarre
Jun 05 2026

#963. 39 minutes of various noises. 2/5: meh

The Slim Shady LP by Eminem
Jun 06 2026

#964. There was a time and a place for this, but like so much of the content of this book it just feels dated and a bit of a chore to get through. 3/5: acceptable

A Little Deeper by Ms. Dynamite
Jun 07 2026

#965. Why is there a greater than zero amount of British rap albums on this list? The entire genre of British rap should be eradicated from the history of mankind. The shit is all just so bad. 2/5: stupid

Isn't Anything by My Bloody Valentine
Jun 08 2026

#966. The album title is correct. This isn't really anything. 2/5: meh

At Budokan by Cheap Trick
Jun 09 2026

#967. Every time I hear Cheap Trick, I think of the scene from Devil's Rejects where Brian Posehn is wearing a Cheap Trick shirt talking about being a rodeo clown. 3/5: you know I could've been on that pit crew down in North Carolina

The Number Of The Beast by Iron Maiden
Jun 10 2026

#968. Iron Maiden is corny as hell, and Bruce's voice is very voicey, but somehow it works anyway. This album fucks. 5/5: It's honestly great, even though it shouldn't be

Rumours by Fleetwood Mac
Jun 11 2026

#969. I listened to Tusk on here last week and I said it wasn't exactly one of the greatest albums of all time, but this one is. Hell, it might even be the greatest album. I suppose there's a reason why it's the highest rated album on here. 5/5: perfect

Getz/Gilberto by Stan Getz
Jun 12 2026

#970. This is spy movie music, and I will not be explaining myself further. 4/5: I said I would not be explaining myself further. Good day, sir.

Your Arsenal by Morrissey
Jun 13 2026

#971. How is there like eleventy three Morrissey/The Smiths albums on here, but none of them have How Soon is Now? on them, which is the only good song he had anything do with? 3/5: I managed to get through the whole thing.

Solid Air by John Martyn
Jun 14 2026

#972. I know I've whined about this so much already that you're surely tired of hearing it, but this list is very much not the 1001 best albums out there, it's just one random boomer's dream record collection. He probably should have ran it by someone before he published the book. Just like if you let my Millenial friend Chuck make a list of 1001 albums, there'd probably be at least 164 2000s butt rock albums on there- but Breaking Benjamin, Staind, Hoobastank, Nickleback, and 3 Days Grace have no place on a list like this any more that John Martyn, Brian Eno, Tom Waits, Elvis Costello, or Morrissey do. So, so, so much uninteresting nonsense here. 2/5: boring boomer rock

Basket of Light by Pentangle
Jun 16 2026

#974. This sounds like some weird hippie sex cult music. 2/5: meh

Boston by Boston
Jun 17 2026

#975. Easily the best debut album of all time. About half of these songs were number one hits, and all of them have been played in heavy rotation by every rock station in the land for 50 years now. 5/5: yup

Parallel Lines by Blondie
Jun 18 2026

#976. I had heard a few Blondie songs before, but had never listened to any of their albums before. I thought it was pretty good. 4/5: neat

Play by Moby
Jun 19 2026

#977. Not particularly good. 2/5: no thanks

Felt Mountain by Goldfrapp
Jun 20 2026

#978. Varies from boring to annoying. 2/5: dumb

The Colour Of Spring by Talk Talk
Jun 21 2026

#979. The album as a whole isn't the most impressive, but there are a few good songs on there. 3/5: acceptable

#980. If I've learned only on thing from doing this, it's that David Bowie is aggressively mid. Certainly one of the most overrated artists I'm aware of. There are nine Bowie albums on here, and it really should have just been this one and Heroes. All the other ones kinda just suck. 3/5: ok

Face to Face by The Kinks
Jun 23 2026

#982. The hits from The Kinks are pretty solid, but this is not a band where I want to listen to an entire album. It's tolerable, but I don't really care about it in any way. 3/5: it's ok

Hotel California by Eagles
Jun 24 2026

#982. People that don't like the Eagles are silly people that are not to be trusted. 4/5: great.

All Hail the Queen by Queen Latifah
Jun 26 2026

#983. She seems to be good at it, but that doesn't make it interesting to listen to. 2/5: meh

There's A Riot Goin' On by Sly & The Family Stone
Jun 27 2026

#984. Not my favorite. Not terrible though. 3/5: fine.

Arc Of A Diver by Steve Winwood
Jun 28 2026

#985. Putting a Steve Winwood album on here, but not the one with Higher Love on it is... an choice. Not the choice I would have made, mind you, but an choice. 2/5: meh

1999 by Prince
Jun 29 2026

#986. Despite that fact that Prince took himself extremely seriously, his music is best enjoyed if you do not take it seriously at all. 3/5: goofy

Ill Communication by Beastie Boys
Jun 30 2026

#987. It's pretty good in the beginning, but kinda lost me towards the middle. The second half is a bit less interesting. 3/5: fine.

The Message by Grandmaster Flash & The Furious Five
Jul 01 2026

#988. I don't really like most of this, but let's be honest, *this* is exactly what this list is supposed to be, not Scritti Politti and Brian Eno. 3/5: decent

Skylarking by XTC
Jul 02 2026

#989. This is a big bowl of nothing. The only one that's even mildly interesting really is this pretty cringe edgelord anti-religion song, the rest is bland as shit. 2/5: weak

Night Life by Ray Price
Jul 03 2026

#990. It's not bad really, just kind of generic. Oh, and here's me complaining for the too manyeth time that once again we have an artist that we already know one or two songs from, but for some reason a different album without said hits was chosen for this book. 3/5: fine

Moon Safari by Air
Jul 04 2026

#991. I'm not entirely sure i have an opinion on this one. 3/5: something

Nebraska by Bruce Springsteen
Jul 05 2026

992. Shitty boomer rock. The harmonica in the first song reminds me of the harmonica in Once Upon a Time in the West, which i love, so I'll refrain from just giving it one star. 2/5: not it.

Reggatta De Blanc by The Police
Jul 07 2026

#994. Even though I'm intentionally listening for it, I can't hear what this has to do with reggae. 3/5: pretty mid

Hot Shots II by The Beta Band
Jul 08 2026

#995. I listened to this while hungover, and I honestly think that might be the strategy. Some music is best paired with certain drugs that seem to make it better, but I think Beta Band is best paired with too much alcohol yesterday. 4/5: decent

Freak Out! by The Mothers Of Invention
Jul 09 2026

#996. This would almost be interesting if it were an ironic piss-take filmed for YouTube or something, but no, they're dead serious. Frank Zappa considers himself one of the best, if not the best, musicians out there, and that is just a straight up delusional take. This shit is hot garbage. Is that a kazoo man? Can you guys kindly fuck all the way off, like all the way the fuck away from me? 1/5: Susie Creamcheese is a funny name, though.

Live At The Regal by B.B. King
Jul 10 2026

#997. I looked at an inflation calculator, and it said $20 from then is worth $213 now. And I have to say, I'd love my Angel Baby or whatever too if she was just handing me $213 bills all the time. 4/5: nice

Jul 11 2026

#998. Come in close friend, and I'll let you in on a little scret. Okay, are you listening? Here it is: Ain't no way in fuck I'm going to listen to this whole shitass album. 1/5: fuck no.

Bubble And Scrape by Sebadoh
Jul 12 2026

#999. I can't tell if it's bad as an artistic choice, or because of a lack of skill. I suspect maybe that's maybe a bit of both. There's some good songs, some nonsense, I dig it. 3/5: acceptable

Jul 13 2026

#1000. This sounds like something that was playing in the background of a porn video, but you wish it wasn't. 2/5: dumb.

Nowhere by Ride
Jul 14 2026

#1001. Here it is the 1001th album and the theoretical point at which I should be done, but no- almost 3 more months (of probable mediocrity, largely) to go. My initial knee jerk reaction impression of this one was also mediocrity, but after listening a little bit I've come to realize I quite like it, it's pretty good. 4/5: not bad

Lady In Satin by Billie Holiday
Jul 15 2026

#1002. I think this is music best listened to while drinking alone in the dark. A cocktail in one hand, a cigarette in the other, and no one around to interrupt. 4/5: shhh

Traffic by Traffic
Jul 16 2026

#1003. This is fine overall, but I think it's too long. I find myself wanting to listen to it less the longer it goes on. 3/5: okay

Jul 17 2026

#1004. More Smiths? Geez, I guess we're doing this again, huh? And... it turns out we didn't need. I suppose we could've assumed that beforehand, but here we are either way. 2/5: meh

La Revancha Del Tango by Gotan Project
Jul 18 2026

#1005. This sounds like soundtrack music for a movie that most people have forgotten about. 3/5: fine

Youth And Young Manhood by Kings of Leon
Jul 19 2026

#1006. Not as good as some of their other albums, but it's... fine, I guess. 3/5: acceptable

Jul 20 2026

#1007. The same thing I said for their other album could be said for this one too. One or two of these songs might be fine, but listening to an entire album of it gets real tiring real quick. 2/5: meh

16 Lovers Lane by The Go-Betweens
Jul 21 2026

#1008. I'm sure there's some context where this could be good, but it is a touch boring though. 3/5: fine

The La's by The La's
Jul 23 2026

#1010. I wonder if they knew that song was going to be used in just about everything teen movie for the next several decades? 3/5: acceptable

New Boots And Panties by Ian Dury
Jul 25 2026

#1011. This was legitimately awful. How did i get to a point in my life where I'm listening to this? 1/5: don't

Post Orgasmic Chill by Skunk Anansie
Jul 26 2026

1012. The riff from On My Hotel TV sounds like a riff from a Clutch song. Texan Book of the Dead maybe? Also, the name Charlie Big Potato is a good name for a song, probably in any context in any genre. 4/5: I like it.

Legalize It by Peter Tosh
Jul 27 2026

#1013. Why is almost all reggae about smoking weed? It's probably why its all so fucking terrible, they're too high to create good music. 2/5: dumb

...The Dandy Warhols Come Down by The Dandy Warhols
Jul 28 2026

#1014. This kinda sounds like if Radiohead made pop music, and we're perhaps less pretentious. 4/5: it'll do

Jul 30 2026

#1016. This kind of music was an inevitable, and probably necessary, step in rock history, but most of it is not really necessary to keep listening to decades later. 3/5: fine

Idlewild by Everything But The Girl
Jul 31 2026

#1017. There is so much good New Wave out there. How is this album one of the ones chosen for this book? 2/5: mediocre

Aug 01 2026

#1018. Jesus Christ. So much Brian Eno. Too much Brian Eno. With only 72 albums left, surely this is the last one I have to listen to, right? Right? RIGHT? Please. 2/5: annoying

Here Are the Sonics by The Sonics
Aug 02 2026

#1019. I love the style and the sound, but the fact that most of this album is covers does lessen my appreciation for it somewhat. 3/5: solid

The Healer by John Lee Hooker
Aug 03 2026

#1020. Good Blues depends mostly on the lyricism and the emotion from the guitars. But this album the lyrics were pretty simple and repetitive, and the guitar for the most part was also simple and repetitive. There were a few spots where it stood out, but not enough to make this album super interesting. It was fine, but not much more. 3/5: acceptable

Jagged Little Pill by Alanis Morissette
Aug 04 2026

#1021. I haven't listened to this album in over 20 years, surely, but it's a good one. It reminds me of high school, of sitting in the bedroom of a pretty girl, listening to this album and others like it. One of the other reviews said something about the lyrics being feminist cringe, but that's the point. If you can't get past that, you'll never like it, but if you can embrace the cringe, you see this album fucking slaps. 4/5: fantastic.

Os Mutantes by Os Mutantes
Aug 05 2026

#1022. I'm pretty sure I liked most of the other Brazilian stuff on here, mostly Samba and all that, but this one was kind of a miss for me. 3/5: fine

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