Everybody Knows This Is Nowhere

Bland country with a distortion pedal with awful singing and worse vocalisations

I didn’t think I’d feel this way about a Neil Young album but… I do.

“It is difficult to find happiness within oneself, but it is impossible to find it anywhere else.” Arthur Schopenhauer 1 Deluded, clodhopping nonsense from Neil Young and his merry band of mediocrities. As usual. 1/5

hic bana gore deil ya asiri sikici hicbir sey olmuyor goze carpan bir noktasi yok sesi bu boslugu dolduracak kadar iyi degil

Best wel saai Soms mooie instrumentele solo’s die wel leuk zijn Zang word je snel moe van

Cinnamon Girl starts off the album strong, but it meanders. I didnt really like this at all. It felt like men going through a midlife crisis trying to live out their rockstar dreams of their youth. 1 star.

Unfortunately not really my taste

Dear author of the book your preferences are showing again. I am writing this before I even listen to the album but do we really need this much Neil Young on this list, and in life in general. A lot of people might come to his defense because he is 'political' and maybe talk about his 'battle with Spotify'. Sure, he did pull his music, briefly, from Spotify but I do believe you can still listen to it there because in the end he sucks. There are plenty of reasons for artists to pull their music from Spotify but if you're going to do it you need to do it and do permanently. Like most shitty boomers who like to think they solved civil rights, war, and all the other bullshit from the 60's and 70's, Neil Young has pulled the ladder up behind him after making it big. Fuck the newer artists who won't get the same royalties as him he got his. Cinnamon girl is a great song there are better covers of it out there but it's nice to hear it. The rest of this is the same old bullshit from Neil Young.

Very country rock, usually not my style. Album's target market is probably not me, and that's okay.

This was no good, overrated artist

Absolute background noise

Not for me. 1/5

Shite.

The most over rated asshole on the planet. I will never willingly listen to even a single note or syllable. I can’t believe this loser is on this list as often as he is. F-CAW-F

“Cinnamon Girl” is fine, if covered by someone else. One star, filed under Everybody Knows Neil Young Paid to be Over Represented Here.

Not my thing

I'll be blunt: I have never liked Neil Young's voice. I've tried. I really have. But every time I hear it, it's just this incredibly high, nasally sound that I find almost painful to listen to. I'd rather sit through "Tiptoe Through the Tulips" on a loop than spend five seconds with this guy. It's just a painful voice. That said, I have to give him credit for the songwriting. The man can write a song, no question about it. Tracks like "Cinnamon Girl," "Down by the River," and "Cowgirl in the Sand" are undeniable classics in their own right, and the way he crafts a song is pretty impressive. So, while I appreciate the craftsmanship and the genius in the writing, I just can't get past the voice. It's not an album I will be putting on again anytime soon. The talent is there, but so is the voice I can't stand.

This was boring and barely music

This is way too mellow for me. I just want it to be over. Listened before? N Saved to library? N Favorite track(s): If I had to choose one, I guess Cowgirl in the Sand

у меня слов не найдется чтобы описать насколько он скучный. нейл крайне посредственный певец. я могу только понять почему в 70-х это было хитом, но 50 лет спустя только лицо кривится от его голоса. как ж можно было так не научиться петь вообще, емае

No

This is way too mellow for me. I just want it to be over. Listened before? N Saved to library? N Favorite track(s): If I had to choose one, I guess Cowgirl in the Sand

Lite för folkligt för min smak. Allt är lite generic och inte så memorable Texterna var också ganska tråkiga. Musiken måste vara väldigt tråkig om jag lyssnar på text Not for me

7 songs - 40 minutes. One excellent song.

Disappointed by this, bland and sterile.

Terribly mundane for me

I feel like I should like Neil Young. I like rock, I like country, I don't really like Neil Young - I like some of his songs but only when other people cover them. I don't particularly like his voice, sometimes he sounds like Kermit, sometimes he sounds like a poor mans Mick Jagger, I don't like the sequencing on this album, it stylistically feels lost. Harvest was alright and I imagine that's on this list somewhere but this album is not it. I won't be adding this to my library, I'll probably skip any of the tracks if they some on rotation. Sorry Neil but this is my first 1/5

I don't think I cared for this. Couldn't listen to it enough to really know but maybe thats a sign? But I also just could be sick of listening to new music that I don't like. MAYBE CHANGE TO 2 STAR IF I REVISIT AND SEMI LIKE IT

Didn’t enjoy this.

Bryder mig ikke om den.

Fucking hate Neil Young’s music. Don’t need to listen to this record to know that it’s going to get a 1 from me, and I’ll save myself the frustration of wondering why the world regards his work so highly.

Eh.

Very rock.

I like Neil Young’s big hits but this was very meh to me

Unknown why Neil Young is so popular. He did some cool stuff with Pear Jam. But this just isn't good. Maybe I had to be there or something.

A rating of 3.55? Would give it 0.355.

No.

Another overrated album by an overrated artist on this list. Harvest is a great album but I'll take a pass on all the other Neil Young on the list.

Nope. Boring

Very dated. Maybe meant more back then. Not sure it would make this list if being compiled now. That awful soft rock, white mid west easy listening FM station stuff that clogs the airwaves

Didn't like it

Such an overrated artist

Not a fan

please, god, tell me i am free of this man now

I have never seen the appeal of neal young. Bland paint by numbers music, and Lynyrd Skynyrd didnt need him around so I cant for the life of me think why I would.

Try to avoid Neil Young where possible, can only really tolerate 'Heart of Gold'. Everything else is just vanilla, boring. Sorry Neil, your name may be 'Young', but your songs get old pretty damn quick.

The album is in the main ‘of it’s time’. It sounds a bit too ‘country and western’ 😬 ‘Down by the river’ is the best track… the rest is forgettable.

Ugh idgaf about Neil young.

Nothing ruins a song quicker than Neil Young opening his mouth.

Not available on Spotify

Couldn't listen due to artist pulling album from Spotify.

Giving this 1 star because I’m required to give it at least 1 star. I get why people like this but it is NOT FOR ME. Plus it’s not super accessible.

The brilliance of the album may be lost on me since I was not around for the time to see how groundbreaking it may have been for its time. But it sounds incredibly generic with weak instrumentation. And by then end I was tired of Neil Young's weak and shrill voice. Running Dry was a fun track but other than that I was disappointed with this album.

So far, first three are a little to slow and folksy for me Song 4 playing this feels like a nope for me, guitar solo kicked in as I wrote this and it's nice. Just not my vibe Song 5 - This is not my type of album at all Ending song, nice guitar intro. Just not my stop Wondering why it's top 1000

Never did like Neil Young

not available on spotify :(

N/A

meh NNN

*not on Spotify*

Doesn't seem to be available on spotify

Not on streaming

For every 10 minutes subtracted from this album's length, it gets a star. The work was far too long and the instrumentals were too repetitive for too long. Music can sometimes feature a long repetitive instrumental and be great pieces. A specific example of this is Desire Lines by Deerhunter and the drone genre . Yet it EKTIN is not a drone piece and the repetition falls flat to me. It's a boring album. Maybe I need to listen to it more but this is my current review.

I'm gonna have to listen to this AFTER my Release Radar, as it starts with REZZ! And maybe not actually. It's not on Spotify. I might have to find it on youtube later.

This guy again :(

Meh

Not on spotify

this isnt on spotify. so consider this also a fuck you to neil young. im not putting up with this bullshit. joni mitchell and neil young can both go fuck themselves.

Better than the last one. Still not for me. Boring at best. 1

Given Mr Young's stance on having his music available on streaming services, I can't comment or rate effectively.

do not understand the hype whatsoever. you see the amount of accolades it has and you expect something a little interesting but it was just so unbelievably stale and mediocre

Didn't really enjoy it, seemed like background music

Still can't listen to Neil Young on Spotify and I still don't care.

Neil young returns with another album that I can’t listen to cause it’s not on Spotify. Idk what he thought he was gonna achieve with removing his music but he’s making sure he’s not able to gain any new fans and at this point I don’t think he can put his music back without looking like a punk so he’s just thrown his career into a bottomless pit never to be seen in my eyes

Couldn't play on spotify, don't care enough about Neil Young to listen to on YouTube and deal with ads

Nein, das nächste, bitte!

What a liar Neil Young is, not only is he not young, but his song Round & Round (It Won't Be Long) was the longest 6 minutes of my life. 1 pair of pants, burned to a crisp. 👖

NÃO DA PRA OUVIR DESGRAÇAAAAAAAAAAAAA Bloqueado no Brasil

Not on Spotify!

Not on Spotify

ok

Do I really have to write another review on what I think about Neil Young's music?

Everybody knows this is meh.

not available

not on spotify. its a good album but a pain in the ass to get on streaming.

There isn't any on Spotify any more. Neil Young removed it

Dated

se me está haciendo eterno y no le estoy prestando atención al neil que quiero yo es al que canta SWEEEEEEEEET CAAAROOOLIIIINE PA PA PA (neil diamond)

Yeah, not for me. This was music that is played somewhere I don't want to be. I hung in there tracks 1-5, but good Christmas track six! Running dry should not be allowed to be played during a pandemic. I skipped that one. What little I listened to of track six sucked all my willingness to finish a 10 minute track seven. I just can't do it.

Na 40 seconden wist ik genoeg.

ja wat moet ik er van zeggen, neil young, dit vinden zelfs mijn ouders suf

Woman slap plagiarism

Primer album Neil Young

Excellent early Neil