I really, really wanted to give Bob Dylan a fair shake, but by the time "Ballad of a Thin Man" hit its thirteenth fucking verse all of my goodwill was gone. We've all admitted that he can't sing for shit, but I am baffled by the claims that he's some great songwriter. Tiresome.

Really good. Heavy emotional stuff.

Ah, so the Beatles were a fluke. He's right, this band should be on the run after putting out this album.

I really, really wanted to give Bob Dylan a fair shake, but by the time "Ballad of a Thin Man" hit its thirteenth fucking verse all of my goodwill was gone. We've all admitted that he can't sing for shit, but I am baffled by the claims that he's some great songwriter. Tiresome.

This would get 5 stars for Natural Woman alone. My only complaint is it's TOO SHORT

Had been holding off on listening to this one, for fear that it would be too bleak or upsetting, based on some of the description. Surprisingly light and pleasant, definitely one to revisit with a more analytical eye.

its a yikes for me on that last one john

when did this become 1001 albums that'll make you WANT to die

honestly slaps

Hey, Robert, could you speak up a little?

Saccharine and syrupy, but also, in like, kind of a nice way?

I really don't know what to rate this, because if I'm being honest I think there were only about five words on this album that I could understand. Extremely listenable, though.

Shocking, considering how insufferable I found "Freak Out!", that I would be so taken by this album. Zappa works a lot better without words for me.

Should be longer

Pretty wild to record an entire album in Simlish

weirdly really vibed with this. 5 stars I guess

Two awful songs really weighing this down.

Eh, I'm not harsh enough. This probably deserves a two but I had too many moments where I wanted to be listening to ANYTHING ELSE, so fuck it.

I can absolutely imagine this being incredible at a concert or anywhere surrounded by hundreds of people on similar drugs. Listening to this alone on my bike? Torture.

When she said "you know that I'm no good" I didn't realize she was talking about this album! Damn!

Five stars just for "If I Learned To Play The Violin". Funniest song I've ever heard.

Not my favorite Talking Heads album but that's not saying much

rating this 5 for the 5 year old who probably loves this

I'm sorry, my rules are strict; if you have a song with the lyric "little girl", you lose a star, no matter how good the rest is.

Not sure at the start, ended up kinda digging it.

if I could only remember a single track from this album

That feeling where you're like, "I know this band, right? I've heard of them, what's their big song?" all throughout the album, and then finally a song starts that you recognize and it sucks

More heads should have rolled.

Sort of terrible but sort of good? Seems to be a love it or hate it type record, so both emotions seem valid. Suppose I'll land in the middle but I'm really reconsidering my rating strategy.

The part in Aisha that goes "aaaaaaaaa"? Five stars for that alone.

This one's complicated. "Brothers In Arms" has always been my mother's favorite song, and I can't fault her for it. It's atmospheric and melancholic, reaching emotional heights that most of the other tracks in the second half fall short of. Anyway, I listened to a LOT of Dire Straits all throughout my childhood. A lot of the 'best of' tracks came from this album. And those are great. Incredibly catchy melodies, and I finally understand that these are probably the reason why I ever considered playing the guitar (I was bad at it). I think So Far Away kinda sucks, I've always thought Walk of Life was just a bad Sultans of Swing, some other tracks bored me so much I didn't even remember what they were called. There's a homophobic slur on Money for Nothing... but that song is still Money for Nothing. And above all, the title track is actually stunning, and I've been humming it for days now. Yeah, it's hard denying that.

This album coming out in 1991 feels wrong somehow. It has a very classic sound. Not a bad thing, and quite nice to listen to. I do really enjoy "Four Seasons in One Day", I've always liked that one for some reason.

He's white? ... he's white.

I guess I get it now. This feels like an album I'd have in my car, if I had a car. I don't love U2, but this is a genuinely great album.

There's a few really good tracks on here, but a lot of those even wear out their welcome for me by going on just a bit longer than necessary.

It's good, but I'm also, like, weirded out? But like, in a good way? So... that's good?

Fuck it. Five stars. Masterpiece. Powerhouse.

Moments of absolute brilliance in the miasma of continuous sound. At times fantastic, at times interminable. But that's art, baby.

I had two cans of Monster today, biking back and forth between our old apartment and the new house, trying to get the last of our stuff out. Heart racing, music pumping, I mean, man, I got stuff DONE today. Was it the energy drink? Was it the riffs? I still didn't understand a single lyric because Hetfield sounds the way he sounds (not as bad here, but still). Whatever it was, I was a beast today. Brutal.

I'm so confused. The first Mothers of Invention album I got made me so irrationally angry. But then I got "Hot Rats", and I found it one of the greatest things I'd ever heard. I thought I just liked Zappa instrumentally and that was it. But no, actuality, I really enjoyed the Mothers this time around. I feel like the jokes worked a lot better here. An acquired taste?

Brilliant debut. All-time classic.

Actually kind of pleasant. Loses a bit of steam, but eventually won me back with the bonus track.

mid

Surprisingly, I actually liked this. Mick sounds good for a change.