Lazer Guided Melodies by Spiritualized

Lazer Guided Melodies

Spiritualized

2.93
Rating
22168
Votes
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8%
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26%
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37%
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22%
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6%
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Reviews (page 8 of 8)

Boring self indulgent crap.

Feels like background music at a restaurant where I am not really enjoying the food.

1. true - 1.5 2. nouu - 1 3. you - 1 4. run - 1 5. zmilez - 0 6. breeze - 1.5 7. zpace - 1.5 8. time - 0 9. light - 1 10. angel - 0 11. zuuay - 0 12. barz - 0

Listen, I like chill-out and minimalism, but this just ain't it.

I cant believe, absolutely refuse to believe that people think this is good

I think some of the songs would have been okay if there wasn't a constant humming/thrumming background sound in most songs. Some songs were swirly space sounds. Definitely not my style.

2 of this bands piece of shit albums in a week is a war crime

3.67 rym figura come dream pop quindi so già che mi fa cagare 1/5

Seltsame Musik ... Eine sich wiederholende Aneinanderreihung von Tönen, oftmals ohne Gesang. Muss man meiner Meinung nach wirklich nicht gehört haben.

Space rock band!? NO thanks.

Not for me

Vyöryy ja velloo niin kuin se olisi jotain positiivista.

p692. 1992. 1 star. Tedious electro space rock. The bastard love child of the Stone Roses and Brian Eno, but without the quality or talent of either. This just goes on and on and on...

Awful! Who listens to this garbage?

what you should listen to when you actually don't really feel like listening to anything at all.

Meh. Boring.

All of the aesthetic of 80s rock with none of the charm. F teir.

I almost fell asleep during the first track.

I don't usually like to say this about an artist but I'm making an exception in this case. ANYONE and I mean literally ANYONE could make this record. It took zero talent it effort to make this.

I really hated this one. Such a bore, and they slaughtered call me the breeze. Just terrible in every way.

Too repetitive

Crap. Didn't like any of the tracks.

uma merda

don’t get it

This is the debut studio album of Spiritualized, a spin off of Spaceman 3 following their dissolution. What can be categorized as space rock, this album is minimalist and devoid of emotion or energy. This album is pretentious and boring.

boring, listless, uninteresting, uninspired, bland

I feel like Spiritualized makes the Gallagher brothers seem humble.

An hour long snoozefest. The only song having some kind of dynamics is Take Your Time, and that was an okay track. The rest just made me long for the album to end

I have never heard of this alternative band. Makes decent background music. Reminds me of that 90’s movie with Ethan Hawke and Winona Ryder “Reality Bites.”

Das erste Album, das ich nicht zu Ende gehört habe. Unfassbar langweilig.

This was not good. Way too long and just annoying. Why does Spiritualized have two albums on this list? Avoid it

Who is this one of the 1,001 albums I should hear before I die? This was so dull it about killed me.

Gefällt mir nicht.

You know its true - ★★★☆☆ If I were with her now - ★★☆☆☆ I want you - ★★☆☆☆ Run - ★★☆☆☆ Smiles - ★☆☆☆☆ Step into the breeze - ★☆☆☆☆ Symphony space - ★☆☆☆☆ Take your time - ★★★☆☆ Shine a light - ★★☆☆☆ Angel sigh - ★★☆☆☆ Sway - ★☆☆☆☆ 200 Bars - ★☆☆☆☆

Spiritual auf ganzer Linie - nüchtern nicht meins.

Fucking space rock. Is this genre really so important that it requires more than one album of representation on the list? I hate this.

Not my jam

I didn’t like this. I think the genre space rock should be much more exciting than what that was.

What moron put this garbage on this list? I don't give a fiddler's fuck about this "shoegaze space rock" trash. 6 minute songs in which nothing happens except echoy boops beeps and zaps, with the odd song having reverb heavy moaned lyrics laid overtop. Fuck this garbage. Try being enthusiastic about the music you're making. My God I hate shoegaze. There's an hour of my life I'll never get back. The only song that had a hope in hell of being in any way good was Run (cover of Lynyrd Skynard's song Call Me the Breeze) but it was even awful.... Just less awful. The first half of the album was "better" than the last half simply because the songs averaged only around 3:30 - 4 minutes each, whereas the last half, they average 6 minutes plus each. No one needs 6 minutes of this horseshit. The album definately overstays its welcome at just over an hour of runtime. Overall, this album is garbage. No redeeming qualities. Just utter trash. Favourite songs: Run...i guess?!? Least favourite songs: Symphony Space, Take Your Time, Shine a Light, Sway, 200 Bars, and the rest of this shitty album. 1/5

No thanks.

Slurry

That made me super sleepy. The worst song was 200 bars. I can count myself thank you very much

Lazer Guided Rackets more like

no my cup of tea

Dat viel me zwaar tegen. Ik hoopte toch op wat meer pit dan dit

This album was way too long for how much substance was actually on this. Having what felt like five minute interludes was rough. The album never felt like it actually started which may have been the point but it was missed on me. 2.2/10

Not impressed. The four-bar or eight-bar cells repeated over and ever might seek to create a trance-like feeling, but I simply found it boring. Sorry!

Very experimental

Not for me.

Boring. Too quiet

Nope not for me

did not like this, i wanted to but it just wasn’t nice to the ears. didn’t like the singers voice

I just don't get how people actually like music like this

Sehr seltsames Album. Gar nicht mein Fall. Die hälfte der Lieder sind sehr weinerlich und mega leise.

Massively insipid singer makes middle of the road songs insufferable.

Wow - this feels like the shittiest excesses of the 1960s psychedelic era wrapped in the shittiest excesses of early 1990s production techniques. A horrible assault on the ears.

Cero interés en 2021 para mi gusto. Prescindible.

I think I fell asleep about 3 tracks in.

The Fences of albums. Just droning on and on with whooshing. No blorps.

No le veo sentido que esté siquiera producido

Couldn’t get through

30sec into the opening song and i thought "damn, i know this album is gonna be boring." after getting halfway through it, i knew i was right.

Didn't like. Seemed more like a meditation tape than real songs.

Need to be stoned to enjoy this.