Lazer Guided Melodies by Spiritualized

Lazer Guided Melodies

Spiritualized

2.92
Rating
21706
Votes
1
8%
2
26%
3
37%
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22%
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6%
Distribution

Reviews (page 8 of 8)

I didn’t like this. I think the genre space rock should be much more exciting than what that was.

What moron put this garbage on this list? I don't give a fiddler's fuck about this "shoegaze space rock" trash. 6 minute songs in which nothing happens except echoy boops beeps and zaps, with the odd song having reverb heavy moaned lyrics laid overtop. Fuck this garbage. Try being enthusiastic about the music you're making. My God I hate shoegaze. There's an hour of my life I'll never get back. The only song that had a hope in hell of being in any way good was Run (cover of Lynyrd Skynard's song Call Me the Breeze) but it was even awful.... Just less awful. The first half of the album was "better" than the last half simply because the songs averaged only around 3:30 - 4 minutes each, whereas the last half, they average 6 minutes plus each. No one needs 6 minutes of this horseshit. The album definately overstays its welcome at just over an hour of runtime. Overall, this album is garbage. No redeeming qualities. Just utter trash. Favourite songs: Run...i guess?!? Least favourite songs: Symphony Space, Take Your Time, Shine a Light, Sway, 200 Bars, and the rest of this shitty album. 1/5

No thanks.

Slurry

That made me super sleepy. The worst song was 200 bars. I can count myself thank you very much

Lazer Guided Rackets more like

no my cup of tea

Dat viel me zwaar tegen. Ik hoopte toch op wat meer pit dan dit

This album was way too long for how much substance was actually on this. Having what felt like five minute interludes was rough. The album never felt like it actually started which may have been the point but it was missed on me. 2.2/10

Not impressed. The four-bar or eight-bar cells repeated over and ever might seek to create a trance-like feeling, but I simply found it boring. Sorry!

Very experimental

Not for me.

Boring. Too quiet

Nope not for me

did not like this, i wanted to but it just wasn’t nice to the ears. didn’t like the singers voice

I just don't get how people actually like music like this

Sehr seltsames Album. Gar nicht mein Fall. Die hälfte der Lieder sind sehr weinerlich und mega leise.

Massively insipid singer makes middle of the road songs insufferable.

Wow - this feels like the shittiest excesses of the 1960s psychedelic era wrapped in the shittiest excesses of early 1990s production techniques. A horrible assault on the ears.

Cero interés en 2021 para mi gusto. Prescindible.

I think I fell asleep about 3 tracks in.

The Fences of albums. Just droning on and on with whooshing. No blorps.

No le veo sentido que esté siquiera producido

Couldn’t get through

30sec into the opening song and i thought "damn, i know this album is gonna be boring." after getting halfway through it, i knew i was right.

Didn't like. Seemed more like a meditation tape than real songs.

Need to be stoned to enjoy this.