1001 Albums Summary

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416
Albums Rated
3.35
Average Rating
38%
Complete
673 albums remaining

Rating Distribution

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1960
Favorite Decade
Folk
Favorite Genre
UK
Top Origin
Diplomat
Rater Style ?
59
5-Star Albums
11
1-Star Albums

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By Genre

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By Decade

By Origin

Albums

You Love More Than Most

AlbumYouGlobalDiff
Oar
Alexander 'Skip' Spence
5 2.46 +2.54
Playing With Fire
Spacemen 3
5 2.54 +2.46
Space Ritual
Hawkwind
5 2.69 +2.31
Movies
Holger Czukay
5 2.71 +2.29
Goodbye And Hello
Tim Buckley
5 2.84 +2.16
Larks' Tongues In Aspic
King Crimson
5 2.99 +2.01
The Notorious Byrd Brothers
The Byrds
5 3.04 +1.96
Halcyon Digest
Deerhunter
5 3.05 +1.95
If I Could Only Remember My Name
David Crosby
5 3.05 +1.95
Manassas
Stephen Stills
5 3.06 +1.94

You Love Less Than Most

AlbumYouGlobalDiff
A Night At The Opera
Queen
1 3.95 -2.95
Funeral
Arcade Fire
1 3.54 -2.54
Violent Femmes
Violent Femmes
1 3.49 -2.49
Rumours
Fleetwood Mac
2 4.45 -2.45
My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
Kanye West
1 3.4 -2.4
The College Dropout
Kanye West
1 3.31 -2.31
Eagles
Eagles
1 3.29 -2.29
A Christmas Gift For You From Phil Spector
Various Artists
1 3.29 -2.29
Risque
CHIC
1 3.28 -2.28
Honky Tonk Heroes
Waylon Jennings
1 3.14 -2.14

Artists

Favorites

ArtistAlbumsAverage
The Kinks 4 5
Radiohead 4 5
Nirvana 3 5
Black Sabbath 3 5
Beatles 6 4.33
Nick Drake 3 4.67
Creedence Clearwater Revival 2 5
King Crimson 2 5
The Band 2 5
Pink Floyd 2 5
Miles Davis 3 4.33
The Doors 3 4.33

Least Favorites

ArtistAlbumsAverage
Kanye West 2 1
Arcade Fire 3 2
Queen 3 2

5-Star Albums (59)

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Popular Reviews

Cheap Thrills by Big Brother & The Holding Company

Yeah sick fucking record.

Trout Mask Replica by Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band

Slip the fish face on the pole, fuck yeah dude

1-Star Albums (11)

All Ratings (416)

Guero by Beck
Jan 13 2025
Stand! by Sly & The Family Stone
Jan 22 2025
Dust by Screaming Trees
Feb 14 2025
Faith by George Michael
Feb 20 2025
Triangle by The Beau Brummels
Mar 05 2025
Blur by Blur
Mar 07 2025
Manassas by Stephen Stills
Mar 13 2025
Bad by Michael Jackson
Mar 17 2025
Green by R.E.M.
Apr 01 2025
Eagles by Eagles
Apr 23 2025
Boston by Boston
Apr 28 2025
Thriller by Michael Jackson
May 26 2025
Movies by Holger Czukay
May 29 2025
Crosby, Stills & Nash by Crosby, Stills & Nash
Jun 03 2025

Fuck yeah man, love me some singin and geetarz.

Birth Of The Cool by Miles Davis
Jun 23 2025

Incredible jazz toots from the coolest cat around - makes my pecker swell up with joy

The Stranger by Billy Joel
Jun 24 2025

Give his pecker a stroke with a fuzzy hand - the stranger

White Blood Cells by The White Stripes
Jun 30 2025

Excellent thumping and screech rubbing of strings, me like. scrotum has engaged, swollen with anticipation.

Paranoid by Black Sabbath
Jul 08 2025

Absolutely Fuck Yeah dude

Funeral by Arcade Fire
Jul 09 2025

Nah

Purple Rain by Prince
Jul 15 2025

Charlie Murphy led me here

Larks' Tongues In Aspic by King Crimson
Jul 17 2025

Fuck yeah, dude. One of my favorite KC albums. My testicles are flowing with excitement.

Goodbye And Hello by Tim Buckley
Jul 18 2025

Another great album erect penis is on its way

Imagine by John Lennon
Jul 22 2025

Spank my monkey, it’s John

Vol. 4 by Black Sabbath
Jul 24 2025

Fuck Yeah RIP Ozzy

Aja by Steely Dan
Jul 25 2025
Doggystyle by Snoop Dogg
Jul 29 2025

Like me some snoop hogs man

Gorillaz by Gorillaz
Aug 01 2025

Oh yeah feel it who who balssackies

The Doors by The Doors
Aug 11 2025

I am the lizard king I can fuck everything

Brothers by The Black Keys
Aug 13 2025

Good slick peckers

Californication by Red Hot Chili Peppers
Aug 14 2025

Slick peppers with their hogs outin socks

Sunshine Superman by Donovan
Aug 15 2025

Giving me a lot of good albums - far out, man.

Dirt by Alice In Chains
Aug 18 2025

Slick peckers chained up Alice. Crazy, man.

Exodus by Bob Marley & The Wailers
Aug 22 2025

Jah mon. Fucking smoke de twig mon, respeck

Bryter Layter by Nick Drake
Aug 25 2025

Fuck yeah depressed folkie. Love Nick drake, man

Zombie by Fela Kuti
Aug 26 2025

Fancy shit, maing

Rocks by Aerosmith
Aug 28 2025

Taints

Abbey Road by Beatles
Sep 02 2025

Yeah dude. These cunts are pretty good. Coming in bathroom windows and over everything else. Abby’s choad is great record

Sail Away by Randy Newman
Sep 04 2025

The Toy Story guy far out man

The Clash by The Clash
Sep 09 2025

Yeah man good record

A Love Supreme by John Coltrane
Sep 16 2025

Having the sex record. Supremes style, hell yeah, dude!

Scum by Napalm Death
Sep 18 2025

Finally some heavy shit, brother

Cypress Hill by Cypress Hill
Sep 19 2025

Hits from the bong. Fucking smoke told and stroke brother man. Finger in the bum.

Horses by Patti Smith
Sep 22 2025

Sure, why not?

London Calling by The Clash
Sep 23 2025

Yeah brother fuck yeah punk motherfuckers

Elvis Is Back by Elvis Presley
Sep 24 2025

Objleloeoenss Yeah I’m fucking Elvis’s penis yeah. Thank you very much

...And Justice For All by Metallica
Sep 30 2025

Fuck yeah dude bro, no bass for you. Sick album though. Dildos on drummer something.

Close To You by Carpenters
Oct 01 2025

A real choad slapper

Dig Your Own Hole by The Chemical Brothers
Oct 02 2025

Cock slapping beats fuck yeah pew pew pew dig the butt hole

Blood And Chocolate by Elvis Costello & The Attractions
Oct 03 2025

Crikey me cunt furs it’s another Elvis

In Utero by Nirvana
Oct 06 2025

Uterus time motherfucker

Music From Big Pink by The Band
Oct 08 2025

Fuck yeah love this album shoot your load on Annie for free

Violent Femmes by Violent Femmes
Oct 09 2025

I did not listen to this one. Stop fucking asking

Ctrl by SZA
Oct 15 2025

No fucking clue. Sizzler mang

In Rainbows by Radiohead
Oct 20 2025

Perfection. I have slapped my nuts to this so many years now

Bug by Dinosaur Jr.
Oct 22 2025

Cockslappingly good

Shaft by Isaac Hayes
Oct 23 2025

Well Hello there children

Natty Dread by Bob Marley & The Wailers
Oct 24 2025

Fuck jah mon, Rasta ganja boi

Cosmo's Factory by Creedence Clearwater Revival
Oct 29 2025

Fucking CCR, man. Great album

Queen II by Queen
Oct 31 2025

Some ‘mo queens it’s alright I suppose

Metallica by Metallica
Nov 03 2025

Exit light, motherfucker. Top album of Metallica, dude.

Pearl by Janis Joplin
Nov 06 2025

Yeah fuck yeah dude. Great stuff mang

Debut by Björk
Nov 10 2025

Slipper nipples

Ready To Die by The Notorious B.I.G.
Nov 11 2025

Slapping the meat, brotha

Illinois by Sufjan Stevens
Nov 14 2025

Sudan’s steamiest

Back To Black by Amy Winehouse
Nov 18 2025

Crack heads, brother RIP

Stardust by Willie Nelson
Nov 24 2025

Fuck yeah smoke weed man

Pink Moon by Nick Drake
Nov 25 2025

The other one yes pink filling moon cock

Head Hunters by Herbie Hancock
Dec 02 2025

Groovy man fuck yeah play with my cock, Mr Han. Go on and hunt that head Mr watermelon man

Darkdancer by Les Rythmes Digitales
Dec 03 2025

Slip nipple hang

Moondance by Van Morrison
Dec 08 2025

Ballsack, I hear you!

Tommy by The Who
Dec 16 2025

Nag

Tom Tom Club by Tom Tom Club
Dec 18 2025

Finger in the bum

Cheap Thrills by Big Brother & The Holding Company
Dec 19 2025

Yeah sick fucking record.

Tical by Method Man
Dec 24 2025
Blue by Joni Mitchell
Dec 29 2025

Excellence

Nebraska by Bruce Springsteen
Dec 30 2025

Sure

Treasure by Cocteau Twins
Jan 01 2026

Yeah, son.

Pet Sounds by The Beach Boys
Jan 02 2026

Sounds of petting my hog to the classic sounds of the boys of the beach slapping their hogs as well. Hog slappy wonderousness

The College Dropout by Kanye West
Jan 05 2026

I did like this record wham it came out. Is a 5 star album but I give it one because he is a piece of shit. Fucking Nazi

Urban Hymns by The Verve
Jan 06 2026

Play with my worm till it burps on you

Henry's Dream by Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
Jan 07 2026

Wang master

Hypnotised by The Undertones
Jan 08 2026

Cock robster

Parallel Lines by Blondie
Jan 12 2026

Finger in bum slapping around the sack

Play by Moby
Jan 16 2026

Finger man I remember th somg

At Fillmore East by The Allman Brothers Band
Jan 19 2026

Holy fuck an album I love! 5 stars bitch ass

Revolver by Beatles
Jan 20 2026

Fucking Beatles side bro

The Band by The Band
Jan 21 2026

What the fuck man this is 5 star album but it won’t let me re rate fucking revolver man

Rubber Soul by Beatles
Jan 22 2026

Fucking 5 stars bitches

Psychocandy by The Jesus And Mary Chain
Jan 23 2026

Jesus Chains robes

Talking Book by Stevie Wonder
Jan 27 2026

Yeah brother I can see this one being good

2112 by Rush
Jan 28 2026

Finger me bum it’s rush I like this one

The Wall by Pink Floyd
Feb 03 2026

Well now. Classic 5 stars brother man

Born To Run by Bruce Springsteen
Feb 05 2026

Cunt fur negotiations

Superfly by Curtis Mayfield
Feb 06 2026

Hell yeah brother man

Bitches Brew by Miles Davis
Feb 11 2026

Yeah dude high as fuck jazz I love it

Oar by Alexander 'Skip' Spence
Feb 12 2026

Yes fuck yeah dude awesome weird fucking record yeah dude man

Aftermath by The Rolling Stones
Feb 16 2026

Nice it’s ok

Heroes by David Bowie
Feb 23 2026

Frip man, ripping the stuff man

Transformer by Lou Reed
Mar 03 2026

Flick the bean on the wild side

Real Life by Magazine
Mar 11 2026

Ping piss I have no idea

Talking Heads 77 by Talking Heads
Mar 17 2026

Slippery nipples and smearing the pork loins

Goo by Sonic Youth
Mar 19 2026

Finger in the bum my Jesus

Le Tigre by Le Tigre
Mar 20 2026

Pink flaps brother

Rumours by Fleetwood Mac
Mar 24 2026

I never liked it his one

Rio by Duran Duran
Mar 30 2026

Butt Flo

L.A. Woman by The Doors
Mar 31 2026

Yeah fucking lizard kings

Live! by Fela Kuti
Apr 02 2026

Nice

Parklife by Blur
Apr 06 2026

Slick peckers

Ramones by Ramones
Apr 08 2026

Yeah Ramones bitches

1999 by Prince
Apr 10 2026

Taint tickling delights from the main man from the land of the 10k lakes. I dig it

Amnesiac by Radiohead
Apr 14 2026

Fuck yeah, Radiohead

Halcyon Digest by Deerhunter
Apr 15 2026

Hell yeah great album. Love this one

xx by The xx
Apr 21 2026

Nipples are covered

B-52's by The B-52's
Apr 29 2026

Bimibng motherucker

Two Dancers by Wild Beasts
May 01 2026

Beasts are are dancing twice upon my lizard ina fashion never seen before betwixt my cheeks

Beggars Banquet by The Rolling Stones
May 04 2026

Rolling bones in the shitter

Trout Mask Replica by Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band
May 06 2026

Slip the fish face on the pole, fuck yeah dude

Rapture by Anita Baker
May 07 2026

Anita’s baking some shit, brother man

KIWANUKA by Michael Kiwanuka
May 11 2026

Slippery hog

Oedipus Schmoedipus by Barry Adamson
May 15 2026

Having the sex with mom, kill dad, eyeballs it’s got it all, motherfucker.

What's Going On by Marvin Gaye
May 19 2026

Porno sex music, hell yeah. Fucking, baby

Kilimanjaro by The Teardrop Explodes
May 28 2026

Nipples of tears

Blue Lines by Massive Attack
May 29 2026

Yes! Should do Mezzanine

Black Sabbath by Black Sabbath
Jun 01 2026

Classic fucking doom, brother

Abraxas by Santana
Jun 02 2026

Another sick fucking album

C'est Chic by CHIC
Jun 08 2026

Oui oui motherfucker

Bookends by Simon & Garfunkel
Jun 15 2026

Simone and fuck knuckler

Neon Bible by Arcade Fire
Jun 18 2026

This feller is a rapist right?

Arrival by ABBA
Jun 22 2026

Ballsacks

She's So Unusual by Cyndi Lauper
Jun 23 2026

It’s raining men girl have fun with the hog

A Hard Day's Night by Beatles
Jun 24 2026

Finger the bum me matey, it’s a good one 4 stars

Jun 25 2026

Fingers in me butthole, it’d Buck Fucking Owens. I heard a song about this cunt before looking out a back door or some shit.

On The Beach by Neil Young
Jun 29 2026

Neil slapped a young tickles the taint

After The Gold Rush by Neil Young
Jun 30 2026

Two broke Niels in a row, this one is good too but some fucking variety

Kenya by Machito
Jul 01 2026

Sick

Kid A by Radiohead
Jul 03 2026

Oh shit brother, one of my favorites 5 stars bitchass

Morrison Hotel by The Doors
Jul 07 2026

Also good 4 stars bitches. 4 tittly tits fucking the good lads in the corners eh

Figure 8 by Elliott Smith
Jul 08 2026

That looks like a race track in France

Nixon by Lambchop
Jul 10 2026

Nipples

Band On The Run by Paul McCartney and Wings
Jul 14 2026

Finger me bum good one 4 stars

The Sounds Of India by Ravi Shankar
Jul 17 2026

Pling pling plong fuck yeah dude sitar music sick

Lust For Life by Iggy Pop
Jul 20 2026

Ginger me bum it’s piggy pops

Calenture by The Triffids
Jul 27 2026

Nipplers

Beach Samba by Astrud Gilberto
Jul 29 2026

Samba en el la playa si senor muchshchos

Pretzel Logic by Steely Dan
Aug 04 2026

Dildo steam brothers of dan

The Man Machine by Kraftwerk
Aug 05 2026

Man pink foot in the slammer anchor pinched with skin of ghosts in his chest and chest and his chest. He was a little bit of an idiot you know what I mean by what I mean is that you have to have a lot more than one of those two and you can have one of those and then you have to have two of those and you can just have one of those things that you can have two of these things and then you can just get the other two and I.

Tubular Bells by Mike Oldfield
Aug 11 2026

Tube slipper filler hog in the void and I have to get it fixed so that we don’t get to see the whole house and I don’t know how long I have a little more than two weeks left and then I’m going back in a little while and I don’t have a little while I don’t have to do it all the time

The Atomic Mr Basie by Count Basie & His Orchestra
Aug 12 2026

Fuckin count basie maing. You are the best in the game and you deserve to win the league for sure and you are a legend in every aspect and every aspect you have in the league as a team you will always have the respect for the team you deserve to have and the way that we play you will be proud to have been part in this game for years and you deserve it all the way through and I will be forever proud to support your club in this league as well as the club you have been in my heart for years to be in the most proud and proud and proud to support and I hope to win the title this season for you all

Shake Your Money Maker by The Black Crowes
Aug 13 2026

Turds of black and brown and black and black and black and black and black and black and black and black and black and black and black and black and green and black and black and yellow and black and blue and black and red and blue and white and black and black and white black and yellow I don’t think it’s that color and black and black and black and black and black and white but it’s black and white I don’t think it is black and yellow it’s black and black and green but black I think it looks really nice but it’s a different kind of color but it’s a little different I don’t think that’s the way it is it’s not really that good but I don’t think I think it was just like the black I don’t think that I think it doesn’t have any black or black I think it just a lot more white I think it is a little more black I think it might not look good but it’s just not a good day and then it looks really nice but it’s just like the colors and it’s like the black I just don’t think it was like I think it looks really nice but it’s like the black I think it doesn’t really matter

Rain Dogs by Tom Waits
Aug 14 2026

Slippery taint and a lot more of that stuff is coming your way and I’m not gonna lie I’m really hard. I’m not gonna go anywhere without it but I’m just gonna be honest and I know I have a boner.

Diplomat

56% of ratings are 3 stars.

Other

Album origins are grouped into three buckets: US, UK, and everything else. “Other” means the artists you rate highest are from outside the US and UK.