Jan 10 2025
The White Album
Beatles5
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Jan 15 2025
Fear Of Music
Talking Heads3
Jan 16 2025
My Generation
The Who2
Jan 17 2025
Never Mind The Bollocks, Here’s The Sex Pistols
Sex Pistols4
Jan 20 2025
Live At The Regal
B.B. King3
Jan 21 2025
Eliminator
ZZ Top2
Jan 27 2025
Enter The Wu-Tang (36 Chambers)
Wu-Tang Clan4
Jan 30 2025
Young Americans
David Bowie3
Jan 31 2025
Hunky Dory
David Bowie3
Feb 04 2025
The Suburbs
Arcade Fire2
Feb 05 2025
My Aim Is True
Elvis Costello2
Feb 07 2025
Now I Got Worry
The Jon Spencer Blues Explosion3
Feb 10 2025
Paul's Boutique
Beastie Boys4
Feb 12 2025
Your New Favourite Band
The Hives2
Feb 17 2025
The Downward Spiral
Nine Inch Nails5
Feb 18 2025
Surrealistic Pillow
Jefferson Airplane5
Feb 28 2025
Legalize It
Peter Tosh4
Mar 03 2025
Fragile
Yes5
Mar 05 2025
Triangle
The Beau Brummels4
Mar 11 2025
Exile On Main Street
The Rolling Stones4
Mar 12 2025
MTV Unplugged In New York
Nirvana5
Mar 13 2025
Manassas
Stephen Stills5
Mar 20 2025
The Man Who
Travis1
Mar 21 2025
Face to Face
The Kinks5
Mar 25 2025
Bayou Country
Creedence Clearwater Revival5
Apr 01 2025
Green
R.E.M.3
Apr 02 2025
I’m a Lonesome Fugitive
Merle Haggard3
Apr 04 2025
Everybody Knows This Is Nowhere
Neil Young & Crazy Horse4
Apr 07 2025
Who's Next
The Who3
Apr 08 2025
Sound of Silver
LCD Soundsystem2
Apr 15 2025
Lady Soul
Aretha Franklin3
Apr 16 2025
Black Holes and Revelations
Muse2
Apr 17 2025
Blood, Sweat & Tears
Blood, Sweat & Tears4
Apr 18 2025
Trans Europe Express
Kraftwerk4
Apr 21 2025
American Idiot
Green Day4
Apr 22 2025
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
BeatlesLike having my wife’s nipples drag across my scrotum - that good.
5
Apr 23 2025
Eagles
Eagles1
Apr 28 2025
Boston
Boston2
Apr 29 2025
The Wildest!
Louis Prima3
May 01 2025
Nevermind
NirvanaFuck Yeah
5
May 02 2025
Eli And The Thirteenth Confession
Laura Nyro3
May 05 2025
The Chronic
Dr. Dre4
May 06 2025
Hard Again
Muddy Waters4
May 07 2025
Selected Ambient Works 85-92
Aphex Twin4
May 08 2025
Risque
CHIC1
May 12 2025
Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness
The Smashing Pumpkins4
May 13 2025
Highway to Hell
AC/DC3
May 14 2025
Ace of Spades
Motörhead4
May 15 2025
This Year's Model
Elvis Costello & The Attractions4
May 19 2025
A Night At The Opera
Queen1
May 20 2025
Odelay
Beck3
May 23 2025
Vulnicura
Björk4
May 29 2025
Movies
Holger Czukay5
Jun 02 2025
Red Headed Stranger
Willie Nelson5
Jun 03 2025
Crosby, Stills & Nash
Crosby, Stills & NashFuck yeah man, love me some singin and geetarz.
5
Jun 05 2025
Playing With Fire
Spacemen 35
Jun 13 2025
Surf's Up
The Beach Boys5
Jun 16 2025
Deep Purple In Rock
Deep PurpleFeeling tight nipples here, extraordinary.
4
Jun 19 2025
James Brown Live At The Apollo
James Brown5
Jun 23 2025
Birth Of The Cool
Miles DavisIncredible jazz toots from the coolest cat around - makes my pecker swell up with joy
5
Jun 24 2025
The Stranger
Billy JoelGive his pecker a stroke with a fuzzy hand - the stranger
2
Jun 26 2025
Elvis Presley
Elvis Presley3
Jun 27 2025
The Genius Of Ray Charles
Ray Charlesnot bad for a blind guy
4
Jun 30 2025
White Blood Cells
The White StripesExcellent thumping and screech rubbing of strings, me like. scrotum has engaged, swollen with anticipation.
5
Jul 01 2025
Bossanova
PixiesYeah dude
5
Jul 03 2025
Fulfillingness' First Finale
Stevie WonderBlindingly incredible
3
Jul 07 2025
Five Leaves Left
Nick DrakeFuck yeah
5
Jul 08 2025
Paranoid
Black SabbathAbsolutely Fuck Yeah dude
5
Jul 09 2025
Funeral
Arcade FireNah
1
Jul 10 2025
The Sun Rises In The East
Jeru The DamajaFar out, man.
2
Jul 14 2025
The Slim Shady LP
EminemAwesome record when I was a kid.
5
Jul 15 2025
Purple Rain
PrinceCharlie Murphy led me here
4
Jul 17 2025
Larks' Tongues In Aspic
King CrimsonFuck yeah, dude. One of my favorite KC albums. My testicles are flowing with excitement.
5
Jul 18 2025
Goodbye And Hello
Tim BuckleyAnother great album erect penis is on its way
5
Jul 22 2025
Imagine
John LennonSpank my monkey, it’s John
3
Jul 24 2025
Vol. 4
Black SabbathFuck Yeah RIP Ozzy
5
Jul 25 2025
Aja
Steely Dan3
Jul 28 2025
Arthur (Or the Decline and Fall of the British Empire)
The Kinks5
Jul 29 2025
Doggystyle
Snoop DoggLike me some snoop hogs man
4
Aug 01 2025
Gorillaz
GorillazOh yeah feel it who who balssackies
4
Aug 05 2025
Brilliant Corners
Thelonious MonkFucking jazz, brother. Hell yeah
4
Aug 07 2025
Countdown To Ecstasy
Steely DanSteam powered dildo
3
Aug 11 2025
The Doors
The DoorsI am the lizard king I can fuck everything
5
Aug 12 2025
Oracular Spectacular
MGMTFuck yeah good album reminds me of drugs and fucking
5
Aug 13 2025
Brothers
The Black KeysGood slick peckers
3
Aug 14 2025
Californication
Red Hot Chili PeppersSlick peppers with their hogs outin socks
4
Aug 15 2025
Sunshine Superman
DonovanGiving me a lot of good albums - far out, man.
4
Aug 22 2025
Exodus
Bob Marley & The WailersJah mon. Fucking smoke de twig mon, respeck
4
Aug 25 2025
Bryter Layter
Nick DrakeFuck yeah depressed folkie. Love Nick drake, man
4
Aug 26 2025
Zombie
Fela KutiFancy shit, maing
3
Aug 27 2025
A Wizard, A True Star
Todd RundgrenI want to bang your bum all day.
3
Aug 28 2025
Rocks
AerosmithTaints
1
Sep 02 2025
Abbey Road
BeatlesYeah dude. These cunts are pretty good. Coming in bathroom windows and over everything else. Abby’s choad is great record
5
Sep 04 2025
Sail Away
Randy NewmanThe Toy Story guy far out man
3
Sep 09 2025
The Clash
The ClashYeah man good record
4
Sep 12 2025
The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars
David BowieZiggy stardust my bung hole, thanks.
3
Sep 15 2025
More Songs About Buildings And Food
Talking HeadsFucking Jesus, man. Good record
3
Sep 16 2025
A Love Supreme
John ColtraneHaving the sex record. Supremes style, hell yeah, dude!
4
Sep 17 2025
Live At The Star Club, Hamburg
Jerry Lee LewisSwinging peckers
3
Sep 18 2025
Scum
Napalm DeathFinally some heavy shit, brother
4
Sep 23 2025
London Calling
The ClashYeah brother fuck yeah punk motherfuckers
5
Sep 24 2025
Elvis Is Back
Elvis PresleyObjleloeoenss Yeah I’m fucking Elvis’s penis yeah. Thank you very much
2
Sep 26 2025
The Number Of The Beast
Iron MaidenFucking metal bitches
4
Sep 29 2025
(What's The Story) Morning Glory
OasisFucking turds maybe I’ll like it one day
2
Sep 30 2025
...And Justice For All
MetallicaFuck yeah dude bro, no bass for you. Sick album though. Dildos on drummer something.
4
Oct 02 2025
Dig Your Own Hole
The Chemical BrothersCock slapping beats fuck yeah pew pew pew dig the butt hole
4
Oct 03 2025
Blood And Chocolate
Elvis Costello & The AttractionsCrikey me cunt furs it’s another Elvis
3
Oct 06 2025
In Utero
NirvanaUterus time motherfucker
5
Oct 08 2025
Music From Big Pink
The BandFuck yeah love this album shoot your load on Annie for free
5
Oct 09 2025
Violent Femmes
Violent FemmesI did not listen to this one. Stop fucking asking
1
Oct 13 2025
Electric Warrior
T. RexYeah gland rock or somethin, far out
4
Oct 14 2025
Power In Numbers
Jurassic 5Good record of rapping
3
Oct 17 2025
No Sleep 'Til Hammersmith (Live)
MotörheadFuck yeah, Lemmy. Fucking ace of spades motor boating titties, man
4
Oct 20 2025
In Rainbows
RadioheadPerfection. I have slapped my nuts to this so many years now
5
Oct 21 2025
The Gershwin Songbook
Ella FitzgeraldBlackness I like it
3
Oct 23 2025
Shaft
Isaac HayesWell Hello there children
4
Oct 24 2025
Natty Dread
Bob Marley & The WailersFuck jah mon, Rasta ganja boi
4
Oct 27 2025
Appetite For Destruction
Guns N' RosesCumming in the jungle baby yeah
3
Oct 28 2025
Nilsson Schmilsson
Harry NilssonSpank me hog
3
Oct 29 2025
Cosmo's Factory
Creedence Clearwater RevivalFucking CCR, man. Great album
5
Nov 03 2025
Metallica
MetallicaExit light, motherfucker. Top album of Metallica, dude.
5