Reviews (page 8 of 8)
- Not my thing
Heavily autotuned, uninspired crap. The lyrics are overly repetitive and they sound like they were written by a Hollywood writer. The music has been quantised to the point of no return and uses boringly basic melodies
deze zitting na enkele nummers afgesloten... wat was dat zeg....
I'm not sure what this is and what it's trying to be? It's all one note. To me it sounds like the kind of music made for short ten second sound bites for Tik Tok videos. All style over substance that people have fully bought into. It's about as real and deep and artistic as a filter. Boring, bland, fake and so so try hard to have some sort of edge. Best Tracks: Chemtrails Over the Country Club; Let Me Love You Like a Woman; Dark But Just a Game
No my thang baby
It's just fucking shit. Breaking Up Slowly was ok and Dance Till We Die put some much needed energy into this album but it's far from enough.
I feel as if I have heard this many times before by many different artists. Singer / songwriter folky stuff - not for me.
Meow meow meow sad
Not sure what this was, but it was sort of like Nora Jones without any soul. Hard pass
Dark But Just A Game is pretty cool! Don't kill me suburbia
Every song sounds the same. Very boring and bland.
0/5
LDR's waffle house jesus freak lyrical turn irritates me to no end. this is where it began and the music is nowhere near interesting enough to make up for it.
it's like less funny father john misty witticisms and melodrama. and also really boring.
horrible
She's got a great voice but damn is this album boring
A mediocre pop album filled with adolescent sensibilities. The engineering is top-rate. If I were a 13 year old girl I might like it. But I doubt it.
Cheer up love, it might never happen
Not for me!
Wow. Draw a nice warm bath, light some candles, get your favorite pack of razor blades. What a brooding sad depressive album.
I still don’t understand how this album is included on this list. I have only one word for this album: terrible.
I can't believe this woman actually has fans
Mostly boring album, not sure why it’s on this list
Not her best try at country folk. Sound soppy.
Its shit, don't know how its on the list. The songs are at an octave that she can't reach. That means that her voice breaks a lot of the time and I think she thinks it's sexy, souly & artistic. It's not....its really irritating. It's also very, very samey, and i didn't realise i was on the next song for most of the album. It's awful. 1.
She has a good voice and there isn't too much to really dislike here, it's just not really my thing at all. She can clearly write (assuming she wrote it). I thought Yosemite was the best track. 1 feels too harsh, but I'm never choosing to listen to this. 1.5 Sorry Lana
Boring, more like Lana Dull Rey
Don't test me. Managed half the first song. Life is too short to make the effort on dreary over-produced piss like this. Really don't feel this is essential at this point, maybe time will prove me wrong.
I love older lana but this was.... not it....
No.
What is this? Music for posh girls who know their parents would disowned them if they got into Emo music and dyed their hair black? Bored after 5 songs of being breathed at.
Lana Del Rey is boring me to death!
Ehh... again not my kinda music
Whiney, whisper alt pop. Not for me. 1/5
Did not enjoy a single songs
As a fan of Lana Del reys earlier work, I found Chemtrails Over The Country Club disappointing. There’s very little new here and what is new isn’t good. Probably the best song on the album — and it is a very good song- “Let Me Love You Like A Woman” is standard Del Rey fare. Released as a single at the end of 2020, it the kind of song that could have been on any of her albums. If the songs were all like “Let Me Love You Live a Woman”, good Lana Del Rey songs, the album would be worthwhile if not exciting. Unfortunately, there are some downright terrible songs on the album mixed in with a lot of forgettable tunes. One of the worst is "White Dress", which is just a hot mess of a song. There's so much to dislike, I could go on, but I will spare you all the irritation. I listened to this album so that you don't have to.
Boring
Not her best work
White dress sets the tone. Downatthemeninmusicbusinessconferenceeeeeeee. Someone was like yeah that doesn’t sound utterly horrible and totally flows well. Even scarier it’s one of the only starred songs on apple music. That’s as good as it gets. And it was true. It doesn’t get better. To the sound technicians… I see you. Your extensive autotune and echo effects are not in vain. Every song, echo effect. It’s an effect not a personality 💁♀️. Artsy Fartsy. My ears hurt. 1 Star. Dogwater. Poopy caca. Rubbish. Lana Del Rey. Garbage. Trash.
Wow
Lorde had been my least favorite. This is now that. At least the Lorde album had a royally terrible catchy song.
Dreary rubbish. Didn't finish it.
What the fuck is this? It's borderline unlistenable. I had an ear infection earlier this week that rendered me somewhat deaf. I was miserable and anxious to regain my hearing. Now, having regained my faculties, I'm wondering why one of the first things I did once recovering my faculties was to subject myself to this dogshit Lana Del Ray album. Think I'll treat my ears to something preferable, like audio of children screaming on a long haul flight, or the 1812 Overture played entirely on car alarms. You know, as a treat.
I usually enjoy her voice, but this album was dreadfully boring. To be honest, this barely qualifies as 'music' to me - it seems much more like uninteresting rambling to her personal diary. Nothing on this album stood out to me in any way. Boring songs, no variation, very little instrument on most tracks, extremely uninteresting lyrics. This album was bad, and she should feel bad. 1/10
meh
If "1001 albums" is still being published in 2026, 5 years after this album's release, will it still make the cut? I doubt it. I award this album 1 well watered plant, courtesy of your friendly local music exec. 🪴
• The only Lana Del Rey song I’ve heard before today is Summertime Sadness, which I admittedly don’t mind • The high pitched whisper vocals throughout White Dress are awful and I really hope they aren’t a running theme throughout the album • The whole album is super repetitive • At least Dance Till We Die sounds different to the other tracks • Being an album released in 2021, I feel like every song was written to be radio or TikTok hits, rather than to be listened as an album. I don’t think it should be considered an album you must hear before you die, and I won’t be listening to anything from it again. Favourite song: Dance Till We Die
One good song and that was a Joni Mitchell cover with other people singing.
Do not like lana's singing style, like every word takes a tremendous effort to pronounce. The whole album is a blur of similar sounding songs. Hard to finish this album.
I thought at some point she was gonna stop whispering but nah
Yeah, nope.
Her voice annoys me. I like strong resonant voices, not this whispery weak sounding stuff.
That was a boring as anything I've heard in a long while.
Not a fan. Ambien music.
Not really sure how this is one of the best albums of its release date, much less all time. I just found it so boring.
First, very few albums are so iconic in their first year that they become "a must-listen to before you die" status. Second, of those albums that are, they were game changers that spoke to current events (What's Going On), or forever changed the sound of music (Elvis, The Beatles). Lan Del Rey's "Chemtrails Over The Country Club" does neither. Moving on from the worthiness of being on such a list, this album is still meh. The vocals are repetitive and whiny while the music is flat. This is my 254th generated album and it is the first that I've stopped listening to before making it the blissful end. I've grudged through a lot of bad albums, this one takes the cake. Congratulations Lana, my first one star review goes to you.
Jestem zaniepokojony iloscia nowozytnych pickow ostatnio, bo o istnieniu tej plyty nie mialem pojecia przed dniem dzisiejszym, bo nie ma w niej zbyt wielu radiowych czy telewizijnych hitow, albo szczesliwie ich unikalem, bo plyta ma ledwie ponad rok, bo marzec 2k21, ale nie zmienia to faktu, ze juz przed odsluchem mialem wizje katuszy, a 45 minut i 11 trakow pozniej jestem w stanie stwierdzic, ze byly to prorocze wizje, bo pani Lana Del Rey, przez prawie dekade nie zmienila sie nic a nic, nadal tworzy muzyke idealna pod swoja wykreowana persone smutnej kobiety, ktora wypelnila pustke wielu nastoletnich serc wczesnych lat 2k1x, bo kto nie jak pani Lana, czy raczej Elizabeth Woolridge Grant stworzyla kariere na nostalgii polaczonej z motywem slabej i smutnej kobiety, wiec dobre polaczenie dla kupienia serc nastoletnich dziewczyn, ktore podchodzac do swiata w idealistyczny sposob ciagna jak do miodu w historie nieszczescia i samobojczej milosci, ktore nie jestem w sobie wyobrazic jak, ale od 10 lat i 7 albumow potrafi ona nadal sprzedawac, ale z pozytywnych zaskoczen, to mniej tutaj tej szopkowej powagii barokowych kompozycji porzuconych na rzecz bardziej folkowych, czy americanowych brzmien, ktore sa zasluga pana Jacka Antonoffa, ktory wyprodukowal jej trzy ostatnie albumy, a takze udziela sie na nich instrumentalnie, a ja kojarze go z materialu Arizona Baby od pana Abstracta, zmienily sie instrumentale, ale rowniez wokalnie brzmi to jakos mniej forsowanie, nadal czuc wyraznie persone smutnej pani, ale nie juz z takiej wysokosci, co nie boli az tak w uszy jak na kawalkach z ktorych glownie kojarzylem artystke, wiec pierwszy album z jakze bogatej dyskografii wysluchany, zawiera on najlepsze co od niej slyszalem, ale nadal jest to mocne 2/10, co w przeliczeniu na gwiazdki daje jedynke, ale jednak nie tak tragiczna jak pewnie bym dal born to die, dziwne jest to jak artystka potrafi zamknac sie przez prawie dekade w jednej personie i odcinac tylko kupony, bo Lana Del Rey zawsze bedzie dla mnie jedna z najbardziej farbowanych artystek, od ktorej sztucznosc sztuki az bije w oczy, popelnilem kardynalny blad i zguglowalem reddita fangejowatego del rey zeby wybadac jak to wyglada z pisaniem liryki u niej, bo jedynie bylem swiadkiem kamieniowania niewiernego
Did not listen
Sorry Rooker!
Lana Del Rubbish!
We all yearned for groundbreaking follow ups to her debut, but this is not that. The vocals on the first track are woeful- was it on purpose?
Mediocre folk/americana. Very slow. Bland and overproduced. Favorite Track: None Relisten: No