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AlbumYouGlobalDiff
Violent Femmes
Violent Femmes
5 3.49 +1.51
Licensed To Ill
Beastie Boys
5 3.53 +1.47
The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill
Lauryn Hill
5 3.66 +1.34
Graceland
Paul Simon
5 3.72 +1.28
Jagged Little Pill
Alanis Morissette
5 3.72 +1.28
Life Thru A Lens
Robbie Williams
4 2.73 +1.27
Group Sex
Circle Jerks
4 2.75 +1.25
Scream, Dracula, Scream
Rocket From The Crypt
4 2.76 +1.24
Dookie
Green Day
5 3.79 +1.21
Street Signs
Ozomatli
4 2.88 +1.12

You Love Less Than Most

AlbumYouGlobalDiff
The Man Machine
Kraftwerk
1 3.31 -2.31
Melody A.M.
Röyksopp
1 3.21 -2.21
The Boatman's Call
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
1 3.19 -2.19
Drunk
Thundercat
1 3.12 -2.12
Treasure
Cocteau Twins
1 3.11 -2.11
Suede
Suede
1 3.1 -2.1
Country Life
Roxy Music
1 3.1 -2.1
Autobahn
Kraftwerk
1 3.09 -2.09
No Sleep 'Til Hammersmith (Live)
Motörhead
1 3.07 -2.07
At Folsom Prison
Johnny Cash
2 3.96 -1.96

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Beatles 7 4.43

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Kraftwerk 2 1
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds 3 1.67
Roxy Music 2 1.5

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90 by 808 State

This would be perfectly adequate if I were on ecstasy in an abandoned warehouse or condemned townhouse and wanting to dance while some dude who brought his dog, who is very chill, keeps trying to talk to me about like, deep stuff.

Much of this sounds like the background to a shower sex scene. But like. In an outdoor shower so it’s romantic.

Post Orgasmic Chill by Skunk Anansie

Never heard of them before and really enjoyed. Killer vocals.

Head Hunters by Herbie Hancock

I feel like one of these songs was definitely background music for one of those transitional Sesame Street sketches showing People in Their Everyday Lives.

It was inoffensive. I need a 2.5 star option. This falls right at neither agree nor disagree.

1-Star Albums (22)

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At San Quentin by Johnny Cash
May 11 2021

I always think I won’t like Johnny cash and I always do. Live music isn’t a thing I miss a ton but this made me miss it.

1989 by Taylor Swift
May 12 2021
May 14 2021

It was inoffensive. I need a 2.5 star option. This falls right at neither agree nor disagree.

Moving Pictures by Rush
May 17 2021

I like the instrumental but am not at all a fan of their vocals.

Elephant by The White Stripes
May 24 2021
Nebraska by Bruce Springsteen
May 28 2021
Suede by Suede
Jun 06 2021
Ingenue by k.d. lang
Jun 16 2021

I like her voice and constant craving is still good but I really didn’t like the other songs on the album. Just not my sound.

xx by The xx
Jun 23 2021
The Coral by The Coral
Jun 30 2021

Never heard of them and really enjoyed.

Repeater by Fugazi
Jul 02 2021

That whole cutting off the song abruptly thing was cute at first but got ol-

Jul 06 2021

I couldn’t get past one song after tainted love, which my friend ryan used to call the BART song because that incessant beep sounded like the BART train horns. I like the song well enough. I remember there were two versions. The reasonably long enough version and then the long version that moved into where did our love go and sometimes the radio would play that one and it felt kind of special. But it turns out there’s a third version. And it’s about 20 minutes long, which is seventeen minutes and thirty seconds longer than most any song should be. This tells me (a) they think this is their best song and that it’s super good so they should just keep playing it forever and (b) consequently, the remainder of the album is likely G_d awful. The next song confirmed this, so I didn’t continue.

Melody A.M. by Röyksopp
Jul 09 2021

I’d be perfectly happy never hearing that ever again.

Rumours by Fleetwood Mac
Jul 12 2021

👌

Orbital 2 by Orbital
Jul 28 2021

Really not my thing. Extra star for Doctor Who.

Parachutes by Coldplay
Jul 30 2021

I listened to Coldplay twice do I get a medal

The Chronic by Dr. Dre
Aug 24 2021

My Spotify isn’t fancy so it doesn’t play the whole album or even only the album (I kept thinking isn’t this too early for Eminem?). But it was my first bbmac class after a week off and it was a SOLO class and i a little bit almost passed out but this helped get me through it.

Deja Vu by Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young
Aug 31 2021
Rocks by Aerosmith
Sep 10 2021
Faith by George Michael
Sep 16 2021
Sep 20 2021

Much of this sounds like the background to a shower sex scene. But like. In an outdoor shower so it’s romantic.

First Band On The Moon by The Cardigans
Sep 21 2021

This album was fine. But I started it with the hope of trying to figure out the difference between The Cardigans and Sixpence None the Richer and I still haven’t so I’m a bit disappointed it wasn’t as illuminating as I had hoped.

Head Hunters by Herbie Hancock
Oct 12 2021

I feel like one of these songs was definitely background music for one of those transitional Sesame Street sketches showing People in Their Everyday Lives.

Blur by Blur
Oct 18 2021
Parsley, Sage, Rosemary And Thyme by Simon & Garfunkel
Oct 19 2021

Once, a yoga instructor played S&G during class to mix things up and it was the BEST. so I did that. ❤️

Fear Of A Black Planet by Public Enemy
Oct 20 2021

This was pretty great to listen to first thing in the am on my dog walk.

The Only Ones by The Only Ones
Oct 28 2021

How many British bands with monotone lead singers do we have to listen to they all sound the same

Live And Dangerous by Thin Lizzy
Nov 02 2021

Minus a star for it being live. It was probably super fun in person but it never translates well to an album, to me.

Heaux Tales by Jazmine Sullivan
Nov 10 2021

Reminiscent of the miseducation

90 by 808 State
Nov 12 2021

This would be perfectly adequate if I were on ecstasy in an abandoned warehouse or condemned townhouse and wanting to dance while some dude who brought his dog, who is very chill, keeps trying to talk to me about like, deep stuff.

Time Out by The Dave Brubeck Quartet
Nov 16 2021
Nov 24 2021

I appreciate the concept of this album but only liked one song well enough for a relisten

Nov 30 2021

I think this got an extra star merely in comparison with the last blur album we had (we had one right?) which I remember being not nearly as listenable. For all I know I gave that one three stars too though. 🤷‍♀️

1999 by Prince
Dec 08 2021
Post Orgasmic Chill by Skunk Anansie
Dec 15 2021

Never heard of them before and really enjoyed. Killer vocals.

Tidal by Fiona Apple
Dec 20 2021

This world is bullshit. And you shouldn’t model your life — wait a second — you shouldn’t model your life about what you think that we think is cool and what we’re wearing and what we’re saying and everything. Go with yourself. Go with yourself.

Drunk by Thundercat
Jan 05 2022
Be by Common
Jan 07 2022
Sunday At The Village Vanguard by Bill Evans Trio
Jan 28 2022

This gets an extra star because, while I wasn’t in a swanky bar in the 80s wearing a slinky dress and very red lipstick while I was listening to it, someday I might be.

Yank Crime by Drive Like Jehu
Feb 02 2022

I recognize it takes talent to scream in key but I also don’t enjoy listening to it.

Stand! by Sly & The Family Stone
Feb 04 2022
Kenya by Machito
Feb 11 2022
Rip It Up by Orange Juice
Feb 16 2022

Really hated the vocals

I'm Your Man by Leonard Cohen
Feb 24 2022

The atonal vocals were painful. Extra star for that “Fuck-the-Man” jazz police song.

Feb 25 2022

Honestly, many Kanye songs are absolutely re-listenable. But while on some days this might be closer to a 3.5 for me, it got bumped down half a star because I have trouble reconciling his belief in his own genius with lyrics like this: "'Cause the same people that tried to black ball me forgot about two things, my black balls"

Homework by Daft Punk
Mar 07 2022

I definitely didn’t love every song. But the good ones made me wish I was in a crowded smoky dance club and very high and I actually don’t want to be doing any of those things.

High Violet by The National
Mar 09 2022

At first I thought it was inoffensive. But then I heard more and it got really boring.

Illmatic by Nas
Mar 15 2022

And a half. This was good

Garbage by Garbage
Mar 22 2022

And a half

1984 by Van Halen
Apr 27 2022
Juju by Siouxsie And The Banshees
May 11 2022
Low by David Bowie
May 16 2022
Californication by Red Hot Chili Peppers
May 17 2022

Not really a chili peppers fan and this album definitely has a number of their typical songs that reminded me of why. The last song on the album I’d never heard before and found lovely though.

Dig Your Own Hole by The Chemical Brothers
May 24 2022

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Lost In The Dream by The War On Drugs
Jun 07 2022

I didn’t know the E Street Band fired Springsteen and replaced him with someone boring

Groovin' by The Young Rascals
Jun 08 2022
Young Americans by David Bowie
Jun 13 2022

Good album for my bike commute

Aftermath by The Rolling Stones
Jun 17 2022

I thought about giving this a four because it has two of my favorite stones songs. But the rest of the album is pretty forgettable

Rubber Soul by Beatles
Jun 29 2022

From my father, I have inherited my gorilla-like arms, an at times breathtaking self centeredness, an all consuming enjoyment of a fine meal, and a deep and abiding love for this album. I spent an entire summer listening to it on repeat on my discman and reading Asimov.

Jul 06 2022

It’s a three and a half really. Don’t tell rob I didn’t give it a five.

Jul 07 2022

Two and a half. It turns out I had a belief hiding in my subconscious that I never needed to listen to an entire prodigy album in my lifetime. It also turns out I was correct. But my headphones were dying and every two mins or so this robotic voice would cut in and say “battery low” and it fit right in with the oontz oontz music.

Skylarking by XTC
Jul 08 2022

At first I thought I didn’t like this because it was kind of boring. But then the nasally vocals got to me. And then I hit some really not good songs. All around thumbs down.

Rock Bottom by Robert Wyatt
Jul 13 2022

I almost gave it an extra star for only making me listen to it for six songs

Blonde On Blonde by Bob Dylan
Sep 01 2022

Bob Dylan writes some absolutely beautiful songs. And cannot sing.

The Downward Spiral by Nine Inch Nails
Oct 03 2022

Fuck I if this isn’t some great wallow music. Didn’t love a couple songs in the back half but Hurt is a star by itself.

Meat Is Murder by The Smiths
Oct 11 2022

Quote from high school while trying to puzzle through mousetrap car building: Josh: We should make the wheels really big. We could use records. Find a bad Smiths album or something. Sam: There are no bad Smiths albums, Josh.

21 by Adele
Oct 17 2022
Oct 18 2022

There are millions of better jamiroquai songs than these. Or at least two anyway.

Group Sex by Circle Jerks
Oct 19 2022

I think I was just in a good mood yesterday because I liked this far more than I reasonably should have from an objective standpoint. Probably actually a 3.5.

The Boatman's Call by Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
Oct 20 2022

This was not good. It was going to be a two but good God that one song about the woman’s hair. WE GET IT IT’S BLACK.

That's The Way Of The World by Earth, Wind & Fire
Nov 01 2022

I wanted to like this more than I did. I discovered I really hate when they realize they never talk at us about love and then do so. Also jazz flute.

Dec 06 2022

This is really a 3.5 but i love the song gangster trippin, which was on the go soundtrack and I just found out was released on my birthday.

Like A Prayer by Madonna
Dec 08 2022

This was surprisingly not good. Like a prayer and cherish are solid. Everything else was uniformly terrible.

Dec 12 2022

Three and a half. Freedom is my jam. And I liked the rest of this more than I thought I would.

Aja by Steely Dan
Dec 26 2022
Green River by Creedence Clearwater Revival
Dec 27 2022
KIWANUKA by Michael Kiwanuka
Dec 30 2022
Frank by Amy Winehouse
Jan 03 2023

I didn’t love this like I thought I would. Generally really enjoy her voice but I couldn’t get into most of these songs. It’s really a two and a half.

Fragile by Yes
Jan 06 2023

This album must be Italian or something. As of this morning I had only listened to two songs, but I finished it just so I could make that joke. This was decent. Liked Mood for a Day.

Odessey And Oracle by The Zombies
Jan 10 2023

Ok but why wouldn’t I just listen to the Beatles tho

Red Headed Stranger by Willie Nelson
Jan 19 2023

I enjoyed this way more than I thought I would.

The Number Of The Beast by Iron Maiden
Jan 20 2023

Tenacious D might have done this better. Also I’m easily suggestible, so I stopped this halfway through to listen to Teenage Dirtbag on repeat for a bit and I did not regret it. That is a damn delightful song.

Gorillaz by Gorillaz
Jan 25 2023

Rob bought this album when it came out and it always makes me think of that summer. I think we almost broke up. 🤣

2112 by Rush
Feb 03 2023

This was a 3.5 and I might have been feeling generous and rounded up but then I listened to Metallica which was better so it suffered by comparison. Tenacious D did NOT do this one better. Enjoyable and objectively solid musicianship. Loses points because (a) not really my kind of vocals and (b) no song should ever be 20 minutes even if I enjoyed listening to it in the car.

Feb 08 2023

I liked this more than I thought I would. Sadly no mosh pit here.

Dookie by Green Day
Feb 20 2023

The album HOLDS UP. forever.

Deserter's Songs by Mercury Rev
Feb 22 2023

This was weird. And not in a good way. Couldn’t get past the third song.

Feb 28 2023

We had both the red and blue greatest hits albums because my mom bought them the day she went down to telegraph and saw the mud people. Those and weezer’s blue album were the only albums my HS friends and I consistently agreed on listening to. I wasn’t sure how this would go since I didn’t know a lot of the songs on this album, but it would pretty solid. That prophet song was too weird to be good but otherwise 👌. And bohemian rhapsody is always incredible.

Brothers by The Black Keys
Mar 02 2023
Midnight Ride by Paul Revere & The Raiders
Mar 08 2023

Is it just me or was every other song about a car

Mar 21 2023

Enjoyed this. Except that weird serial murder-y one while I was walking alone in the woods no thank you.

3 + 3 by The Isley Brothers
Mar 28 2023
Colour By Numbers by Culture Club
Apr 12 2023

Church of the poisoned mind is a better song than karma chameleon. There were some decent songs I’d never heard before here but also too much saxophone.

Goo by Sonic Youth
Apr 13 2023

The beginning of this album was totally good it might have gotten a four. And then Mildred pierce came on and I don’t know what my ears did to you but that is legit assault and someone should be in jail for that song.

Since I Left You by The Avalanches
Apr 14 2023

This was perfect for grocery shopping

Little Earthquakes by Tori Amos
Apr 17 2023

This is a 3.5 for me. Objectively I think she’s a really good musician but it’s just not my style of what I want to listen to for a long while.

Master Of Puppets by Metallica
Apr 18 2023

I mean they’re good but a lot of this starts to all sound the same.

Sweet Baby James by James Taylor
May 01 2023

Had never listened to this whole album before and it was delightfully cozy on a rainy Friday run. Had to dock a point because every time white musicians of that era try to get funky I can’t help picturing my parents and their friends trying dance and that’s a hard pass.

Casanova by The Divine Comedy
May 09 2023

I almost gave this a one but I found exactly one song to be inoffensively not terrible.

Ramones by Ramones
May 10 2023

Really a 3.75. Was missing something. Needed more drums.

Eagles by Eagles
May 17 2023
Boston by Boston
May 22 2023
Ray Of Light by Madonna
Jun 06 2023

All of these songs sound the same and they’re boring.

Picture Book by Simply Red
Jun 13 2023

This was fine. But sounds so dated though I still like holding back the years

Superunknown by Soundgarden
Jun 14 2023

Brandi did black hole sun better but this is good. 😂

Underwater Moonlight by The Soft Boys
Jun 15 2023

Why do like a third of these albums all sound the same

Butterfly by Mariah Carey
Jun 23 2023

Emotions was wayyyyy better

Raw Like Sushi by Neneh Cherry
Jul 04 2023

Lost a star for all the lyrics that embodied that time period where the message seemingly everywhere was that sex is terrifying and men are terrible.

Pearl by Janis Joplin
Jul 27 2023
The Hangman's Beautiful Daughter by The Incredible String Band
Aug 10 2023

I think when you put the word Incredible in your band name, you’d better bring it. And I don’t think “use a lot of sitar” really gets you there. Also this is our second day of use of flute and let me just say, as a former flute player, no thank you.

Want Two by Rufus Wainwright
Aug 11 2023
Street Signs by Ozomatli
Aug 14 2023

This was almost a five for me but there are too many tracks I don’t love. Excellent throwback for me and reminded me of some very fun concerts with friends. Love the jumble of styles and the LA-ness of it all.

Ctrl by SZA
Aug 23 2023

Found this very boring

Car Wheels On A Gravel Road by Lucinda Williams
Aug 24 2023

This is really a 3.5. Never really listened to her before, but I would totally listen to this again and Can’t Let Go is a 👌 track. But she loses half a star because I have a general preference for listening to singers I could not potentially sound better than, and I’m afraid she veers into the Sheryl Crow category there.

Heroes by David Bowie
Aug 25 2023
Bug by Dinosaur Jr.
Aug 30 2023
Sep 04 2023

I did not have nearly enough ecstasy in my body (read: any) to properly enjoy this album, but I like it would have been pretty good if I did.

Scissor Sisters by Scissor Sisters
Sep 11 2023

I usually don’t love listening to a lot of piano but it really works for me here. This was really fun.

Off The Wall by Michael Jackson
Sep 26 2023

. This had zero redeeming qualities

Paul Simon by Paul Simon
Oct 09 2023

If the whole album was me and Julio it woulda been a five.

Savane by Ali Farka Touré
Oct 10 2023
Scum by Napalm Death
Oct 25 2023

No

The Libertines by The Libertines
Nov 07 2023

This was … fine. It’s the poor man’s Fratellis. So when i was done I went and listened to Costello Music. That’s a five.

m b v by My Bloody Valentine
Nov 09 2023

Meh

Highly Evolved by The Vines
Nov 28 2023

I can never keep straight the vines or the hives or the strokes but it’s all my jam.

World Clique by Deee-Lite
Nov 29 2023

Groove is in the heart is a five. This is an average.

Tusk by Fleetwood Mac
Dec 04 2023

I didn’t actually finish this. It started with a bunch of Christine McVie songs and then I skipped to Sara and then to Tusk and then I went and listened to rumors bc that’s a five and 👌

Traffic by Traffic
Dec 05 2023

3.5. Liked this more than I thought I would.

Come Away With Me by Norah Jones
Dec 12 2023

I saw what the album was and thought oh this one might be a five and then I relistened and it is the BEST background music and i give her five stars in life for making piano bar music so popular because honestly that’s a feat. But it’s still not a five. But I like it a lot.

Get Behind Me Satan by The White Stripes
Dec 15 2023

Listened to half with my coworker and his joy about it was kinda infectious.

Rhythm Nation 1814 by Janet Jackson
Dec 20 2023

I almost bumped this up to a 4.5 because of Antonio sabato jr in the video for love will only do bc I thought we can all agree he’s a perfect ten and then Rob informed me that he’s now a trump supporter so here we are.

Tubular Bells by Mike Oldfield
Jan 02 2024

After he said GLOCKENSPIEL, did anyone else wonder if he was gonna ask whether we wanted to touch his monkey?

Opus Dei by Laibach
Jan 24 2024

Liked this better than expected. Very growly. Felt like I was listening to a large muppet.

Jagged Little Pill by Alanis Morissette
Jan 25 2024

I think the first time I heard her sing I thought “what the hell is this?” What is with this yodel-y, ANGRY chick? And then I loved it. It’s some of the bravest singing I had ever heard. And it came at a time that I NEEDED to see a pop star not being perfect, but instead being unabashedly herself. Yesterday I listened and then I almost listened again. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Kid A by Radiohead
Feb 01 2024
Smile by Brian Wilson
Feb 07 2024

Lost me at the barnyard animals

Dare! by The Human League
Feb 12 2024
Want One by Rufus Wainwright
Feb 19 2024

He writes some pretty songs but his singing voice sometimes makes me want to punch him in the face

Play by Moby
Mar 04 2024

And a half

Coles Corner by Richard Hawley
Mar 05 2024

We already have a Johnny Cash and he did it better.

The College Dropout by Kanye West
Mar 07 2024

This was a good album. And then the last track made me want to punch him in the face.

Debut by Björk
Mar 12 2024
#1 Record by Big Star
Mar 20 2024

I was yesterday years old when I learned that the opening song from That 70s Show was an actual song.

She's So Unusual by Cyndi Lauper
Apr 05 2024

Best line: “suitcase of mammaries”

LP1 by FKA twigs
Apr 09 2024
Scream, Dracula, Scream by Rocket From The Crypt
Apr 16 2024

I was worried this might be another album with a bunch of screaming but I really enjoyed it.

Django Django by Django Django
Apr 19 2024

Never heard this before and really enjoyed it. Reminiscent of the Shins. Didn’t care about the vocals all that much but they clearly had fun instrumentally.

25 by Adele
May 01 2024
Viva Hate by Morrissey
May 16 2024

I almost gave it an extra star for nostalgia but meh.

Hejira by Joni Mitchell
Jun 17 2024
Tuesday Night Music Club by Sheryl Crow
Jul 05 2024

It got an extra star for nostalgia because my friend used to put this on in her car all. The. Time. Strong Enough is solid and the song about an alcoholic sitting around drinking with strangers all day was different and fun despite it actually being quite sad. But I don’t like listening to people I can sing better than and listening to her wail leaving Las Vegas makes me want to twist a knife in my ear holes.

Exile In Guyville by Liz Phair
Jul 11 2024

This is very lyrics forward, which usually isn’t my thing, but I was really digging it yesterday.

Guero by Beck
Jul 22 2024
OK by Talvin Singh
Aug 08 2024
The Fat Of The Land by The Prodigy
Aug 19 2024

This made me want some drugs and a dance floor.

Very by Pet Shop Boys
Aug 20 2024
Celebrity Skin by Hole
Aug 26 2024

More enjoyable than expected. I think I would have rated this lower at the time.

Peggy Suicide by Julian Cope
Sep 12 2024

I did not like this at all and don’t understand why someone would suggest that anyone else listen to it

Sea Change by Beck
Sep 25 2024

The songs were pretty and they all sounded exactly the same

Oct 07 2024

This really isn’t a four it’s a 3.5 but this is a joyful reaction to the crap that preceded it.

Green by R.E.M.
Oct 22 2024
Trio by Dolly Parton
Oct 30 2024

LEGENDS

Pump by Aerosmith
Nov 20 2024
Dec 03 2024

It’s amazing. I hated Hole back when it was a thing. But this whole exercise has taught me there is much worse music out there.

White Ladder by David Gray
Dec 10 2024

My friend Jenn was obsessed with that Babylon song and put it on a mixed tape or cd or whatever it was that year and now it always makes me think of her even though I always thought it was ok. So. Like the whole album then.

Third by Portishead
Dec 17 2024
Shaka Zulu by Ladysmith Black Mambazo
Jan 07 2025

FYI they have an excellent version of baa baa black sheep. Used to listen to them a bit when the kids were little.

Le Tigre by Le Tigre
Jan 17 2025

Her voice is annoying and the songs are repetitive

Thriller by Michael Jackson
Jan 28 2025
Tommy by The Who
Feb 06 2025

This is probably blasphemy to some, but while I love Tommy, I don’t love listening to the Who sing the entire thing. Give me the cast recording. 😬

Feb 20 2025

This music is actually pretty terrible but they’ve banked on the fact that I (along with many others, presumably) could listen to this guy’s accent all the live long day.

McCartney by Paul McCartney
Feb 24 2025

I love listening to Paul McCartney sing. Felt like half this album was instrumental, which I could have done without.

Tanto Tempo by Bebel Gilberto
Feb 26 2025

There are like 20 albums I can’t understand why we haven’t seen. But here’s some modern elevator music. Cool.

Vivid by Living Colour
Mar 06 2025
Mar 12 2025

There have been like five of these albums that all sound the same. Some dude with a low voice who can’t really sing so he half talks. It’s not offensive. But it’s not good and every time I think, “so apparently just anyone can make an album then.” And it makes me wonder whether the guy picking these likes them because he sounds the same.

Harvest by Neil Young
Apr 10 2025
Elastica by Elastica
Apr 23 2025

Love me some Elastica and I still listen to Stutter on the regular, but it’s not quite a five for me.

Dub Housing by Pere Ubu
Apr 29 2025

All of the experimentation of Talking Heads with none of the good music. The first few bars of guitar seemed promising, and then he opened his mouth, and all hope was lost.

The Message by Grandmaster Flash & The Furious Five
Apr 30 2025
Paranoid by Black Sabbath
May 02 2025

And a half

Too Rye Ay by Dexys Midnight Runners
May 06 2025

Better than expected. Not amazing.

Shadowland by k.d. lang
May 07 2025

Once again. Her voice is great. Don’t at all like these songs though.

B-52's by The B-52's
May 08 2025
Ten by Pearl Jam
May 13 2025
Moon Safari by Air
May 21 2025

Extra half star for ten things.

Oar by Alexander 'Skip' Spence
May 22 2025
Stripped by Christina Aguilera
May 23 2025
Porcupine by Echo And The Bunnymen
May 26 2025

This sounds just like U2. Still haven’t decided if that’s a good thing or a bad thing.

Berlin by Lou Reed
May 27 2025

Why are we repeatedly asked to listen to this atonal garbage. No woman would ever be allowed to put out an album with a voice like that.

Beach Samba by Astrud Gilberto
May 30 2025

That parade song was … something. It’s strangely unsatisfying to listen to an album where nearly every song sounds kinda like Girl from Ipanema, but none of them are Girl from Ipanema.

Smash by The Offspring
Jun 10 2025
Rust In Peace by Megadeth
Jun 11 2025

The guitar work is pretty amazing even if it’s not my kinda jams. 3.5.

In Our Heads by Hot Chip
Jun 12 2025

This definitely suffered from me listening to it right after megadeath. Seemed pretty boring.

Hot Fuss by The Killers
Jun 20 2025

Extra star for Bethany

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Only 2% of albums received 5 stars. Average rating: 2.88.

Other

Album origins are grouped into three buckets: US, UK, and everything else. “Other” means the artists you rate highest are from outside the US and UK.