Reviews (page 8 of 8)
Cool. Something I hate more than Steely Dan.
There's a reason you see so many copies of this album for cheap at Goodwills, flea markets and less discerning used record stores - it's complete garbage.
I’d usually put my 3 highlight songs on the album, but in this case every song is so painfully boring, and they all blend into each other (and not in the cool Queen II/Dark Side Of The Moon way.) Bad music doesn’t sound awful, it sounds boring. This sounds like it was made to make everyone happy and therefore doesn’t match the taste of everyone quite right, so in actual fact, no one is quite satisfied.
I really hated this. Didn’t even make it through a full song. “Let’s make jazz, but instead of instruments, let’s synthesize them” 1 star
Ugh
Korruptoi ihmisiä ajattelemaan, että jazzille ominainen letkeys kuuluu normaaliin musiikkiin. Ensimmäisessä biisissä on jotain toimivaa.
This is bad even for the supermarket playlist
Yawn. Dry & tight.
Oof
Hmmmm, jazz? Never heard of this guy let's see what the Wiki says before I even start listening. Singer-songwritter...Don't have much hope for this one. Luckily it's only 38 min. Yeah this album sucks lol I rarely give 1 star but this one is getting it. :/ I need some Ministry to cleanse my ears after that! lol
This is some wacky sounding white-boy jazz
Still so funny to me that hip millennials have convinced themselves that Steely Dan is good.
Nice try, this is still some bullshit Steely Dan, you ain't fooling nobody, fuck this guy!
someone else on here described this as yacht rock. I can't bettter that description.
If you weren't really into music in the 80's, this is the story of thing you would listen to. And I hope that sentence is taken as the insult it's meant to be.
Steely Dan vibes, but not good
Ick yacht rock
1/5. And I thought AC/DC deserved the award for having every song sound exactly the same. Donald FAGen I think has them beat!!
The production is great and the quality of the recording is superb.... But, it's just so bland..... If this record had colour, it would be grey.
How did this make the list?
Relentlessly boring. I just don't understand how anyone willingly listens to this music.
Dull as dishwater. Doesn't deserve to be played in even the shittest hotels. Fave track: I.G.Y.
family-friendly sitcom soundtrack that is so dated, it is actually just annoying to listen to maxene had some interesting jazzy modulations on the vocals but then came back to shlockcom. Significant 30/90 Liked 14/90 Added 4/90 NNN
Notable Songs: IGY
1 star. Unlistenable.
気持ち悪い。聴いていて悪寒が走る
I hated the Steely Dan album we had to listen to, and this is only slightly more endurable.
Now, this is the 80s music that I don’t like. 2/10
And I need to listen to this why exactly?
Wow, not at all my style of music! I am stunned that this horrible album is on ANY list. How did this album warrant a spot?!?
I.G.Y isn’t good enough to rescue this album for me. Hard pass on this one.
1,5/5 Es könnte ja fun sein wenn sie sich nicht so ernst nehmen würden. Was bleibt ist entkernter Jazzypop
Jumalauta nordnet pitää rahoja saatana ei tilille tule.. 2 päivää vähintään.. pankkipäiviä odottaa rahoja.. 3. Moos. 19:13.. neither rob him: the wages of him that is hired shall not abide with thee all night until the morning. Aamulla pitäis rahat olla.. ei ole.. Musiikista.. ensimmäinen biisi sen verran pop paskaa ei armoa..
The epitome of everything that was wrong with the 80s. About as much substance as a balloon.
Probably deserves 2 stars because it's inoffensive and I didn't HATE it... but I did feel lied to by the album cover, so I'm docking it a point for that. Also, the heart sinking feeling when I opened it up on Spotify and saw that the similar playlists were "Yacht Rock" and "Soft Rock"
Oef, zoet
Lekker met lage cijfers aan het strooien vandaag; dit is er ook weer zo een die ik totaal niet ken en helemaal niks aan mis.
boring jazz
Steely Dan light. I was never a big Steely Dan fan, although I liked some of their stuff. This album does nothing for me apart from make me drowsy.
Nice try assholes
Holy hell this shit sucks.
Huey Lewis called - you have his schtick
Not a fan of this. It almost felt like it was some sort of spoof album of an entire genre.
It's really boring. I don't understand why it's here. I guess it earned some accolades when it was new but it's quite forgettable now. I don't know if it's really 1 star bad but it isn't very long and I still was in the "why isn't this over yet?" Mode. So a 1 it is. Seriously this is only for Steely Dan fan boys or people who don't their rock to actually rock.
Generic 80’s crap. Not sure how so many of these got on the list.
Æsj.
Sounds like a poundshop Sting making pretentious yacht rock for a bunch of 80s insurance salesmen. Absolute wank.
1.5
Just because you can record an album doesn't mean you should. This was easy listening hell. Hated it.
Cheesy, dated and a drag overall
80s pop music at it's worst
Not really my genre.
3 songs. I made it 3 songs. It was like having nails driven into my skull. What sadistic monster put this album on the list?
Combining my least favorite things in music: Steely Dan and smooth Jazz. I know my biases are personal, so I'll rate this as to its being on this list which is 3/5. Yeah, never mind. I tried to be fair. This is just shit. Music isn't supposed to make you hostile. 1.5/5.
Synthetic sounds, plastic production, and wooden writing. Nobody needs this album. There's nothing remarkable to experience here.
No idea why it's an album to listen to before you die
Devoid of anything if interest. Ruby baby was sheer agony. At some point there was a cow bell keeping beat. 38 minutes was too much. I never ever want to experience this again.
it sucks
PUuukyyy schmaltz for middle aged white people. Seriously what the hell!?
Muzak indeed. Waste of time.
What the actual? Cruise ship band
Competent at what it does, only what it does is tacky synth-pop-‘jazz’. I’ve never heard the name Donald Fagen before, but I’ve heard many of these songs before, on the intercom at CVS. HARD pass.
Issa pooper.
Couldn’t finish it. Absolute tripe.
What a load of nosh. My doll hand has more power in it than this
Easy listening but not particularly my thing
I had never heard of this album, which was weird given its release date and popularity. I like Steely Dan, and the album cover was even cool, so I was interested to listen. Unfortunately it really just sounded like generic "classic rock bandleader goes solo" in the vein of Michael McDonald. It was really forgettable and had no standout tracks.
No mamen esto es peor que la música de Loca Academia de Policía. Qué clase de basura reaccionaria es esta. Me reí mucho escuchando esto, los arreglos son ridículos, suena de la shit. Lo vi mentado tantas veces en muchos lados, y por la portada pensaba que era new wave o algo así. Pero no. Otra selección que no entiendo porque está aquí. Bueno sí lo entiendo, por el culto a esa infame banda, Steely Dan. Ojalá no salga Steely Dan pronto. Lo pondría cero estrellas pero no se puede.
This has no right to be here. Andy Sinton
Next.
Halvslapp pop-jazz fra 80-tallet?
Couldn't even get through 1 song
Barf
Nah
Tan ochentero, tan pianito electrico Casio y voces en coro y guitarra limpia. De plano no me causó emoción alguna. Por la sugerencia de Víctor leí un poco de la historia y ok, de lo primerito en el mundo grabado de manera totalmente digital y no niego que le da una calidad muy muy grande a nivel producción: se puede oír cada aburrido isntrumento y cada detalle. La portada me hacía esperar un tanto cuanto más, pero luego leí el origen del serñor Fagen y pues ya sabía a dónde iba esto.
I don’t have a car
Very nice