Jan 26 2023
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Disintegration
The Cure
Atmospheric, emphatic, almost euphoric in it’s melancholy. Absolutely tremendous album. Enjoyed from the first minute to the last! Now, where’s my eyeliner…
Easy 4 stars!
4
Jan 27 2023
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Hot Fuss
The Killers
First five tunes are HUGE! Make no mistake they are incendiary bangers! Not a stinker among them! Album dips for tracks 6, definitely 7 and 8 is forgettable to be honest. Doesn’t really pick back up till the finale of ‘Glamorous Indie Rock & Roll’. Flowers knows his way around a tune, the band are sharp and there is a genuine reason why The Killers built such a following! However, this album is half killer, half filler so only the three star average here.
3
Jan 28 2023
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Vol. 4
Black Sabbath
3
Jan 29 2023
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Let's Get It On
Marvin Gaye
Well, what can be said about this album that hasn’t already been said? Certainly nothing from me! Stonewall classic. Should be in every record collection, regardless of your fondness for the genre. 4 stars for me as it ISN’T my favourite genre. An album that I will occasionally seek out to listen to, but not as often as others! Musically and lyrically it’s excellent, there’s just something I can’t quite figure out that holds it back for me!
4
Jan 30 2023
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Countdown To Ecstasy
Steely Dan
First time I’ve ever listened to Steely Dan, and unfortunately, I shan’t be rushing back to them. This is nondescript, generic, monotone and quite frankly dull soft rock. Nothing exciting, adventurous or intriguing about it sadly. So, a big miss on this one.
2
Jan 31 2023
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Ace of Spades
Motörhead
Well now! This was 40mins of balls out, riff fucking, drum smashing, vocal growling joy! Did not expect this! I’ve shied away from the likes of Motörhead, Iron Maiden etc for no reason in particular and maybe I’ll end up investing more time to them! This was good fun! Love Ace of Spades as an opener, serious nostalgia waves for this one as it took me back to Tony Hawks Pro Skater (bloody loved that game, but I digress) and shitty student accommodation! Is it the best album of all time, no. Is it going to change your life, no. Will you air guitar and bang air drums to it, yes. Yes you will.
3
Feb 01 2023
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Murder Ballads
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
Now, I like Nick Cave. A lot. But this? Not for me, just seems to be Nick shouting. Struggled to get through it! I’ll stick with his later stuff that got me into him, and sadly award this just the deuce. Shame really, I was looking forward to this one.
2
Feb 07 2023
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Modern Life Is Rubbish
Blur
This is not very good at all. All sounds EXACTLY the same. Chirpy riffs? Done. Stupid Mockney accent and gibberish lyrics? Done. No discernible songs? Done. Awful album.
2
Feb 08 2023
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Chelsea Girl
Nico
Hmmmm, this is not what I expected. An awful lot of wailing and screeching. Musically it’s awful. My colleague agrees with me so a lucky two stars. And that’s only because it isn’t absolutely unlistenable.
2
Feb 09 2023
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Reign In Blood
Slayer
Um, nope. Awful. Couldn’t finish it.
I suppose you’ll either love it or hate it?
1
Feb 10 2023
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Don't Come Home A Drinkin' (With Lovin' On Your Mind)
Loretta Lynn
Ok, so country music ain’t my thing at all. For the same reasons as everyone else who doesn’t like it. How many songs about cheatin’ lowlife ratbags can one listen to in all honesty? However, Loretta has a voice that makes me think of the Aunt that everyone fancies and used to give you a cuddle that made you feel funny…
I liked it, I didn’t love it though and I’ll never look to revisit it but it was enjoyable for what it was I suppose.
3
Feb 11 2023
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Technique
New Order
If average was an album, this would be it. Background noise and nothing more.
2
Feb 12 2023
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Clandestino
Manu Chao
Ok, so this was interesting! As with most music that falls under the “worldwide” umbrella it’s obviously going to appeal to a certain customer rather than a 40 year old, fat Scotsman. But, I enjoyed it for what it was! Not going to be racing down the local record shop for it though!
3
Feb 13 2023
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Fifth Dimension
The Byrds
This was…acceptable. Happy enough to hear it burbling away in the background but I won’t rush back to it! All a bit invisible for me! But hey ho, it is what it is I suppose. Acceptable like I say but nothing more.
3
Feb 14 2023
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Raising Hell
Run-D.M.C.
NOW YOU’RE TALKING! Awesome album! Love a bit of Run D.M.C! Excellent, excellent hip hop! Truly excellent. Lyrically impressive, the beats are brilliant and the scratching is awesome! Loves it I does!
4
Feb 15 2023
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La Revancha Del Tango
Gotan Project
This was very nice indeed, chilled out beats, floating vocalists, just really nice! Will make its way into my collection I don’t doubt. Muchos enjoyment! It won’t be for everyone, but fans of the likes of Portishead and Goldfrapp will enjoy!
4
Feb 16 2023
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1989
Taylor Swift
Hell no. This is absolute noodles. Total bag of shite. Like being made to have sex with two tightly packed cheesegraters lubed up with pickled onion vinegar. Absolutely god awful.
1
Feb 17 2023
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Dry
PJ Harvey
Alright! This was good! Only heard “Let England Shake” prior to this and I wasn’t a massive fan, I’m still not but this was good! How often would I reach for it? Not often enough to end up in my collection, but it’s certainly something I wouldn’t switch off if it popped on the stereo.
3
Feb 18 2023
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Lady Soul
Aretha Franklin
This was a shame to be honest, was looking forward to it but it just didn’t grab me like I wanted it to. Another one I’ll chalk up as bang average.
3
Feb 19 2023
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High Violet
The National
This was an interesting listen. I bought this years ago as a music magazine rated it so highly and I don’t remember being blown away by it. Think it was something to do with it not sounding exactly as I pictured it, so, gathering dust is all it’s done the last wee while. Let me tell you now though, the folly of youth was clear in me as this album is fantastic! Broody, melancholy, atmospheric, dark and gloomy let uplifting too! Musicality is excellent and your man’s vocals are like being covered in melted Galaxy chocolate. I loved this!
4
Feb 20 2023
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American Beauty
Grateful Dead
Forgettable, generic soft rock. There were some nice harmonies but legitimately, each and every song is a non-event. Another album where I can see lots of people being mad for it, but not me. Maybe there will be more Grateful Dead to come and I hope there is at least SOMETHING to praise. This however, was as generic as they come. It’s not offensively shit or anything, but certainly isn’t an album that I feel I would have missed out by not hearing ever in my life.
2
Feb 21 2023
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Music From Big Pink
The Band
This is another artist I feel like I’m told I should like often. Problem is, I just don’t. I’ve tried, Lord Jebus help me I’ve tried. It’s all just too ‘meh’.
I Shall Be Released was the highlight for sure, but I’m not sure if that’s just because that’s what I was thinking by the time it came on.
2
Feb 25 2023
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Immigrés
Youssou N'Dour
Hmmmmmmmm. Couldn’t dig this at all. I understand vaguely why some people might like to hear these weird musings but I’ll avoid for just now. Not my gig at all.
2
Feb 26 2023
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The Hour Of Bewilderbeast
Badly Drawn Boy
Absolutely excellent album. Beautiful, melodic, charming and fizzing with originality. One song to the next it’s an adventure. I adore this album. Could not recommend it more highly.
5
Feb 27 2023
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Le Tigre
Le Tigre
Punchy, punky, poppy brilliance! Loved this! Had never heard of them prior but I really enjoyed this! They sound so tight as a band, crisp and clean and the music is just great! Loved it!
4
Feb 28 2023
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Arthur (Or the Decline and Fall of the British Empire)
The Kinks
I’ve argued this point with my mates before, I’m my humble opinion The Kinks are a good ‘Best Of’ band and nothing more! A Best Of will give you all you need from them without having to sit through the 8+ below average tunes on each album. This album is irrefutable proof that I am, in fact, absolutely correct. I’ve never heard any of their albums that are all great songs and this is no exception. Two or three bangers and every other track is forgettable. Sorry, not sorry.
2
Mar 01 2023
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John Barleycorn Must Die
Traffic
This is 70’s ROCK! From the 70’s! That ROCKS! In the 70’s it ROCKED! 70’s ROCK! ROCKIN’ 70’s!
Sadly, it’s 2023 and this is absolutely desolate. Move along people, nothing to see here. Unless you like beige? It reminds me of the colour beige.
2
Mar 03 2023
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Tanto Tempo
Bebel Gilberto
Not even sure how to class this? It put me in mind of the music I’d be forced to listen to on a cruise liner each night. Inoffensive, but dull. Not for me.
2
Mar 04 2023
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Eagles
Eagles
Awful.
1
Mar 05 2023
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Parallel Lines
Blondie
This was GREAT!!! New to Blondie, I know the big hits like everyone else does but this album is awesome! Debbie Harry has ‘tude and the band are whip tight! Not a bad tune on this album! Definitely going into the collection! It’s amazing!
4
Mar 06 2023
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Grievous Angel
Gram Parsons
I just can’t with Country music. This is abysmal.
1
Mar 07 2023
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NEU! 75
Neu!
Krautrock is something that’s never really triggered anything with me, not sure why, I think mainly due to how non-descript it all is. Each track blends into the other to such a degree that it’s indiscernible the differences. However, this was pleasant enough. The bar is that I wouldn’t actively seek it out, but also wouldn’t switch it off if it was on. Take that as you will. Standard three star review.
3
Mar 10 2023
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Apocalypse 91… The Enemy Strikes Black
Public Enemy
Aggressive, powerful, lairy hip hop. Absolutely enjoyed it! Loved it? No, enjoyed it? Oh hell yes. But then, I like hip hop. It’s fun to hear the original hip hop masters and I hope to hear more like this. I’ve got “A Nation of Millions” and have probably listened to it maybe twice in ten years! Need to get back to it! This is great! Definitely won’t be for everyone though! Very polarising record I would expect! A three star album, but a BIG three stars!
3
Mar 11 2023
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Bringing It All Back Home
Bob Dylan
Now, Dylan is a very marmite kinda artist. You either love or hate him in my experience. You either GET him or you don’t get him. This album is a great entry level for him.
The dude knew his stuff, and this proves it. Excellent album but as with all Dylan stuff, I can take it or leave it.
3
Mar 12 2023
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Nixon
Lambchop
This was a truly lovely record to listen to. Beautiful, wistful and melodic indie music. I adored it.
4
Mar 13 2023
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Rapture
Anita Baker
Ok, so I can see how some people would appreciate this M.O.R. soul record.
Not me though, this was pish.
2
Mar 14 2023
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Dookie
Green Day
A classic, nothing else left to say about this really! But I will anyway…
Punky, poppy, stoner rock n roll! Some huge tunes on this that even the most alien to Green Day will know of. Basket Case, Welcome to Paradise and When I Come Around are all certified classics and I defy anyone to not love them.
Album is a masterpiece.
4
Mar 22 2023
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Maxwell's Urban Hang Suite
Maxwell
Oh no, this was not a fun listen at all. Talk about poor r&b. Awful.
2
Mar 23 2023
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Come Find Yourself
Fun Lovin' Criminals
Truly an album of two halves. First half is straight up funky rock. Filled with unskippable tunes! Literally first seven tunes are awesome. Second seven? Not so much! Huey is cool as fuck though so a solid 3 star album!
3
Mar 24 2023
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Like A Prayer
Madonna
I was looking forward to this one, classic Madonna album. Opens huge with Like A Prayer which is just an absolute belter of a tune! Tails off somewhat after that, with not much else of note on the album that I could tell. If you’re mad for Madge then you’ll love this I would think, if you’re not a heavy fan you’ll find it pleasant enough but nothing to set your heather alight. Solid 3 stars.
3
Mar 25 2023
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Straight Outta Compton
N.W.A.
YES!
That is all.
4
Mar 26 2023
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More Songs About Buildings And Food
Talking Heads
So, I was kind of looking forward to a Talking Heads album as I know they are highly regarded by many, many people.
I come out of it no further forward with them than I already was. It’s almost instantly forgettable music. Generic spiky guitars, basic musicality that I could appreciate and nothing special to tickle me nipples.
I’ll give it a three, as I expect it’s the kind of music that isn’t good but isn’t bad. Definition of average I suppose.
Never mind.
3
Mar 27 2023
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Young Americans
David Bowie
What if I told you this was better than Ziggy? Better than Hunky Dory? Better than Blackstar?
Well, I’d be lying. This is a Bowie album for fans. Starts off really well with the title track. After that it’s just *shrugs*
As an aside, his cover of Across the Universe is an affront to music in general.
Bang bloody average again.
3
Mar 28 2023
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Morrison Hotel
The Doors
The Doors have always intrigued me, I know they’re supposed to be awesome but sometimes I just find that they are not. Maybe it’s like Bob Dylan, in that you need to GET it to truly love it.
This album was good, Roadhouse Blues is an absolute banger and the rest of the album flows beautifully but without really taking off in my opinion.
An enjoyable listen but again, not something I’m desperate to add to my collection.
3
Mar 31 2023
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Fever To Tell
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
It’s good, it’s not great but it’s good. It’s sort of vague indie rock but the lead singer does have some pipes. It’ll absolutely blow some people’s socks off I’m sure, but not mine. Average as average can be for me.
3
Apr 01 2023
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James Brown Live At The Apollo
James Brown
A short, sharp, sexy burst of funky soul! This was awesome, guy was at the top of his powers and you can tell that too!
Excellent fun!!
4
Apr 02 2023
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In Rainbows
Radiohead
Radioheads second best album? It’s a tough one to call as we all know that their discography is second to none.
This album is melodic, calm and also exciting. It’s not OK Computer (but then, what is?) and that will put some people off. This is an excellent album from start to finish and I’ll never tire of hearing it.
Truly exceptional.
4
Apr 03 2023
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Teenage Head
Flamin' Groovies
Was this good fun? I believe so! Was it a classic album that dudes and dudettes will rave about? I believe not.
Some cracking tunes on it though so will definitely revisit at some point. For now though, I’ll hammer in another 3 star!
3
Apr 04 2023
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The Piper At The Gates Of Dawn
Pink Floyd
Wow. I’ve heard this before, just as any Pink Floyd fan will have…but just wow. It’s truly abysmal.
I might have a controversial take here, but thank god Syd buggered off.
Really hard to listen to, most tracks are skippable and the gibberish is just too much.
2
Apr 06 2023
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Tommy
The Who
I was excited when this generated in for me, but boy oh boy was I let down.
I was maybe too hyped for a rock and roll tour de force which, I felt, I just didn’t get. There’s nothing too much wrong with the album, except none of it is memorable at all. Pinball Wizard is only a fragment as it’s one that EVERYONE knows but the rest of the album is almightilly forgettable.
Maybe one I’ll have to go back to in the future.
3
Apr 07 2023
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The Boatman's Call
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
Beautiful, just beautiful. Stripped back, melodic and elegant. Music to make you weep. Heavy hearted yet light and just hushed tones to embrace you. Cave’s vocals are extraordinary and really grab you. Cannot rate this album highly enough. Absolutely love it.
4
Apr 08 2023
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Nothing's Shocking
Jane's Addiction
This was pretty good rock and roll! Enjoyable album from start to end, not something I’ll rush out to buy and I recently got rid of my only Jane’s Addiction album (can’t even remember the name of it it was so forgettable) so make of that what you will. Solid 3 though
3
Apr 09 2023
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En-Tact
The Shamen
Really? 15 tracks of intense, ear bleeding, nippy techno?
Fuck no.
2
Apr 10 2023
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Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
Beatles
I highly doubt I have anything to say about this album that hasn’t been said before.
An absolute classic.
4
Apr 11 2023
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Are You Experienced
Jimi Hendrix
AWWWW YEEEEEEAHHHHH!!!
That is all.
4
Apr 12 2023
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Phaedra
Tangerine Dream
Ok, I should love this but fit some reason it ain’t grabbing me.
I’m gonna give it a safe 3 as I’ll probably try again in the future
3
Apr 19 2023
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Dear Science
TV On The Radio
This was an eclectic record! Bit of everything and thoroughly enjoyable! Absolutely loved this one, but it won’t be for everyone!
4
Apr 20 2023
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This Nation’s Saving Grace
The Fall
Listened to this twice through and I’m just not sure how to describe it? Is it rock? Is it pop? It’s enjoyable enough, and will undoubtedly be right up some people’s street.
I’ll not be rushing to add it to my want list but it’s entertaining enough. Maybe come back to it at a later date and see how I feel then. Until then my friends, stay steady with a three star!
3
Apr 21 2023
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I’ve Got a Tiger By the Tail
Buck Owens
Is this a joke?
Shambles that this is on the list.
1
Apr 22 2023
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Paul's Boutique
Beastie Boys
Classic. Absolute hip hop classic.
Nuff said bruh
5
Apr 23 2023
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Chris
Christine and the Queens
This is nondescript, inoffensive, slightly sensible, genteel pop.
Nothing more and nothing less.
3
Apr 26 2023
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Dare!
The Human League
This was good! Much better than I expected, knowing only the big hit but thoroughly enjoyed listening to this. Not one I’m going to be knocking down doors to buy but good fun nonetheless!
3
Apr 27 2023
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Disraeli Gears
Cream
Awesome! Loved this! A LOT! Funky, rocky, chilled out casual rock n roll! Excellent stuff!
4
Apr 28 2023
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Headquarters
The Monkees
Nah, you’re alright.
Shite.
2
Apr 29 2023
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Elvis Is Back
Elvis Presley
Elvis, innit.
3
Apr 30 2023
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Modern Sounds in Country and Western Music
Ray Charles
I’m really not sure how I feel about this one. I was looking forward to Ray Charles and this just didn’t hit with me.
3
May 03 2023
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Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness
The Smashing Pumpkins
Belter of an album. Genuinely a classic.
4
May 04 2023
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Electric Ladyland
Jimi Hendrix
Another classic. Hendrix was just something else man!
Band is tight, tunes are tight. What more could you ask for?
4
May 05 2023
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The Sun Rises In The East
Jeru The Damaja
Generic, average hip hop.
Definitely not one of the best hip hop albums of all time?
3
May 06 2023
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Power In Numbers
Jurassic 5
YAAAAASSSS YA FUCKIN’ BEAUTY!
Love me some J5 guys! Awesome stuff! Loved it!
4
May 07 2023
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Blue Lines
Massive Attack
Trip hop at it’s finest! Absolutely loved this and is defo on the purchase list now!
Chilled out, melodic, sparse and atmospheric tunes to have on! Can’t get enough of it!
4
May 08 2023
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Mr. Tambourine Man
The Byrds
A pleasant surprise indeed! This was excellent chilled out rock n roll! Will defo come back to this one, a massive improvement from their previous album on this list! It’s not quite excellent, but very good. Wish there was a half star you could add as this would be three and a half. I’ll give it three though, not quite good enough for a big fat four!
3
May 09 2023
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Let It Bleed
The Rolling Stones
Excellent, just excellent.
Before this project I just wasn’t interested in the Stones at all.
How wrong I was! I’ve been missing out for over 40 rotations of the sun. What a tit!
4
May 10 2023
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Surrealistic Pillow
Jefferson Airplane
This was an awesome album! Thoroughly enjoyed it from start to finish! Added to the list to own!
4
May 11 2023
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Deep Purple In Rock
Deep Purple
Hell yeah, but of absolute Rock!
Average rock mind, but rock nonetheless.
3
May 12 2023
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Follow The Leader
Korn
Aw yeeeeeeah! This is a proper great album! I fucking love this, total flash backs to being young and foolish!
Love it to bits!
4
May 13 2023
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Green
R.E.M.
Another pleasant surprise!
Never dug REM, and still don’t to a certain extent! However, this was inoffensive and pleasant to hear! Wouldn’t rush to it again, but wouldn’t switch it off either. So another solid 3 star effort.
3
May 14 2023
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The Nightfly
Donald Fagen
Hmmmm. Less said about this soft jazz “rock” the better.
I’m sure this floats some peoples boats, but I thought it was guff.
2
May 15 2023
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The Bones Of What You Believe
CHVRCHES
Now you’re talking!!!
This is exceptionally good! I love the whole urgent vibe of the record and the lassies vocals are mesmeric!
Fuckin’ awesome!
4
May 16 2023
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It's A Shame About Ray
The Lemonheads
Absolutely bang average indie pop.
Nothing to see here people, move along.
3
May 17 2023
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Songs Of Leonard Cohen
Leonard Cohen
Leonard Cohen doing Leonard Cohen
You’ll either love it, like it, tolerate it or hate it.
I rather enjoyed it, but it’s not a must have in my opinion.
3
May 18 2023
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John Prine
John Prine
Fucking country music. I just can’t. It’s fucking shit.
The same snivelling, whining nasally banal tone. The same shitty, zingy, steely guitars. The same overcooked lyrics.
Yee fuckin’ haw.
More like yee fuckin’ fuck off you fuck.
1
May 19 2023
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Parsley, Sage, Rosemary And Thyme
Simon & Garfunkel
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
Never been mad for Si and the Funk but this was excellent! Defo listen to this again and might find it’s way onto the list for purchase!
4
May 20 2023
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Music in Exile
Songhoy Blues
So, who else knew that Malian blues would be their thing? Not me that’s for sure but this is absolutely wicked!
4
May 21 2023
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Oar
Alexander 'Skip' Spence
Unremarkable in absolutely every way. I can’t remember the last time I listened to an album so forgettable.
Dire.
1
May 22 2023
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Another Green World
Brian Eno
Love a bit of Eno baby! This wasn’t his best ever but it was good. Couple of duff tracks but overall it was a pleasant listen.
3
May 23 2023
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Seventeen Seconds
The Cure
The Cure being The Cure! I enjoyed it, but then I like them so I’m bias to it.
Good starter point for anyone looking to get into them, although Disintegration is much, much better.
Solid album though, I’ll probably blitz their back catalogue on a purchase spree at some point too!
3
May 24 2023
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Miriam Makeba
Miriam Makeba
Well now. This is EXACTLY why I joined this project! Hearing an album I would never have normally even thought about but this was AWESOME!
Beautiful voice and the music is just excellent! Thoroughly enjoyed this one!
It obviously won’t be for everyone, as many will hate it but if you allow yourself to open up to it, it’s really rewarding this one!
3
May 25 2023
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Blunderbuss
Jack White
Jack White at his best? No. Jack White being a tremendous version of himself? Hell yeah!
Great album, thoroughly enjoyed despite expecting disappointment. I love the White Stripes (but is that just because I’ve a crush on Meg?) and dig all their records so why was I so scared of Jack’s solo stuff? This is excellent and I’ll defo dip into his catalogue!
3
May 26 2023
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GI
Germs
Not very good is it. Germanys answer to the Sex Pistols?
It’s poor. Very, very poor.
2
May 27 2023
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Kind Of Blue
Miles Davis
Now, I know this is a classic and well deserved to be in the list.
But, are we all just pretending to like Jazz? I mean, it’s inoffensive enough to not bother me, but do I get excited listening to it? Not really I’m afraid.
It’s ok, not better than that and not worse.
3
May 28 2023
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Superunknown
Soundgarden
This is just not my cup of tea at all. I can’t even put my finger on why.
Disappointed that I’m empty of any kind of feeling toward this.
2
May 29 2023
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Nowhere
Ride
Ok, so this is more average than Mr A. Average, of average age and average height with average shoe size. He’s got brown hair and brown eyes. He’s so average if he walked alongside you you’d barely blink at just how average and unremarkable he is. He lives in a semi detached house with a back garden patch and his bins. He drives a Dacia Duster and listens to The Eagles (favourite song is Hotel California obviously). He wears jeans and a polo top on the weekends and enjoys watching Britains Got Talent on a Saturday with five cans of pale ale.
In conclusion, it’s average.
3
May 30 2023
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The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill
Lauryn Hill
I listened to this not long ago and thought it was exceptional.
On second listen, it isn’t sadly.
It’s just ok, and nothing more.
3
May 31 2023
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Blur
Blur
Classic. Truly brilliant album full of gems! Not a duff track on the album and that’s coming from a massive Oasis fan! Loved this!
4
Jun 01 2023
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Jazz Samba
Stan Getz
Not for me thank you.
Appreciate the talent in this inane tootling, but really not my thing.
Jazz, innit.
2
Jun 02 2023
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First Band On The Moon
The Cardigans
This was not my cup of tea at all. Just pop, innit. Nothing exciting or groundbreaking?
Hard to see why this is an album I should be listening to before I die?
Less than average.
2
Jun 03 2023
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Catch A Fire
Bob Marley & The Wailers
Aaaaaaand here is the reason why reggae just doesn’t do it for me! I just don’t get it (having said that Exodus is awesome) and struggle to invest in it to a point that I care enough.
3
Jun 04 2023
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Duck Rock
Malcolm McLaren
Weird. I was excited when I thought this was British hip hop and was quickly it in my place by what it quite frankly a deceptive description. Yes, there is some hip hop in there, however it is more than not a love letter to various styles from across the world!
Gets a bit ‘samey’ after about four tracks but hey ho. A pleasant listen but not one I’ll be mad for buying.
3
Jun 05 2023
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E.V.O.L.
Sonic Youth
Noise! Noisy noise!
Ok though.
3
Jun 06 2023
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Beautiful Freak
Eels
This was excellent, really liked this album. Only really knew Novocaine For The Soul but the rest of the album doesn’t disappoint either so a thumbs up here!
3
Jun 08 2023
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The Joshua Tree
U2
This was awesome!
I’m not big on U2, as like many, I find them insufferable pompous buffoons.
However, take nothing away from this album. It’s a classic for a reason! The opening three or four tracks are up there with the best opening to any album ever.
4
Jun 09 2023
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London Calling
The Clash
The definition of a classic album.
It’s extraordinary!
5
Jun 10 2023
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Parachutes
Coldplay
There was a time when Coldplay were not the all conquering, stadium filling, love brigading behemoth that they are now and this is it!
For those old enough to remember when this came out, they will remember 2000 being the year of the dreaded Millenium Bug, the (at the time) jaw dropping juggernaut Big Brother starting (Nasty Nick can still fuck off…), Eminem releasing The Marshall Mathers LP to acclaim and hysteria in equal measure and EVERYBODY trying to get the top score on Snake II on the hallowed Nokia 3310.
They may also remember a bedraggled, toothy, curly haired indie singer serenading us in the wind and the rain on a beach with HUGE single, Yellow.
The rest of the album shines and if anything, Yellow is one of the weaker songs in my opinion.
This album was huge then, is huge now and does nothing to dispel how wonderful a song writer Chris Martin really is.
Beautiful album start to finish.
4
Jun 11 2023
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KIWANUKA
Michael Kiwanuka
Nice voice, but I just feel like he doesn’t know what he wants to be?
Not one for me I’m afraid.
3
Jun 12 2023
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All Directions
The Temptations
This was ok, I felt a little disappointed with it as I was looking forward to hooking into it but it just didn’t grab me the way I wanted it to.
Never mind, hopefully more to come to broaden my horizon with them?
3
Jun 13 2023
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Talking Heads 77
Talking Heads
Ok, this is my second Talking Heads album now, and I’m no further forward with them than an asthmatic ant carrying some heavy shopping.
I just…don’t get it. What’s the fascination? What do they bring? Why should this be blowing my socks off? Why doesn’t it? Why do I feel so nonplussed by it?
I’m sure there will be another 300 of their albums to plod through so maybe better luck next time?
2
Jun 14 2023
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I’m a Lonesome Fugitive
Merle Haggard
Not the worst Country album of all time, but it’s still country so therefore it’s shit.
Soz, not soz.
Will never listen to this again.
2
Jun 15 2023
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Destroyer
KISS
Well I wasn’t sure what to expect from this. I obviously know of Kiss, but more as a parody of themselves.
I was kind of hoping for balls out, gleeful, glam kind of rock and roll and was a little let down by what I heard.
Won’t be joining the Kiss army any time soon I’m glad to say.
3
Jun 16 2023
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More Specials
The Specials
Fun! At first…then I lost concentration.
Try again tomorrow!
Edit: same as previous day, starts well but quickly loses my interest.
3
Jun 17 2023
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2112
Rush
HELLLLLL YEEEEEAHHHH!
Never heard no Rush before but this was the goddamn tiddies!
4
Jun 18 2023
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Dance Mania
Tito Puente
Alright! This was pretty cool! Enjoyed the grooves and will listen again!
This might end up on my racks as a pleasant shift in style and tempo!
3
Jun 19 2023
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Architecture And Morality
Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark
This was pretty pleasant, although listening on a shitty Bluetooth tin can hasn’t helped it so I’ll blast it on the big stereo and try again!
Conservative 3 at the moment…
3
Jun 20 2023
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Stardust
Willie Nelson
I mean, it was nice but that’s all I can muster with it.
One of my colleagues did mention that I was listening to some dogshit today so it obviously doesn’t tickle everyone.
3
Jun 21 2023
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Grace
Jeff Buckley
Ok, so I know this is an album I’m meant to adore. I just…don’t.
It’s super average and in the words of the Arctic Monkeys before they crooned themselves into the books of pretentiousness…don’t believe the hype.
2
Jun 22 2023
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Brothers
The Black Keys
Solid bluesy rock and roll album.
Dude has an issue with his ex that much is clear but the album was a solid effort! Couple of bangers but a lot of samey tunes. Wouldn’t switch it off it came on again though so that’s a positive!
3
Jun 25 2023
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Getz/Gilberto
Stan Getz
It’s ok I suppose. I see this pop up on a lot of vinyl groups I’m in so it’s obviously one that lots of folk love (either that or it’s somehow become known as a MUST have on vinyl for some reason and people buy it because they think they should have it?)
Either way, it wasn’t my bag baby.
2
Jun 26 2023
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Highway 61 Revisited
Bob Dylan
This is excellent, it’s taken me many years to start enjoying Bob after my first experiences with him left me lukewarm.
I’m no expert, and I’m not going to claim to finally GET Bobby but this is hella good!
4
Jun 27 2023
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Pearl
Janis Joplin
This was excellent! I hadn’t heard any Janis Joplin and wasn’t sure what to expect but really impressed!
4
Jun 28 2023
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AmeriKKKa's Most Wanted
Ice Cube
Gangsta Rap at its gangsta’y.
Considering NWA were so important and their music so powerful this was a let down for sure.
Expected more than just an angry man shouting swear words.
2
Jun 29 2023
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Foo Fighters
Foo Fighters
Awesome!
Generally not a fan of a full length Foo album, find them too stodgy and repetitive but this sounded brilliantly fresh!
Before they became the all conquering Rock juggernaut that they are now, there was a crispness and freshness about them! Loved this!
4
Jul 03 2023
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Cut
The Slits
This is one I’ll have to come back to i think. Not too sure about it.
3
Jul 04 2023
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Cloud Nine
The Temptations
Now THIS is why I joined this gig!
This is exactly the kind of music I was hoping to find a way into and what an album! Sounded great even on a shitty Bluetooth speaker! Will defo be listening to and buying again!!
4
Jul 05 2023
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Blood On The Tracks
Bob Dylan
Awesome.
Beautiful words, beautiful melodies and the sound of a man who is an expert in his craft. Almost overwhelmingly beautiful.
5
Jul 06 2023
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Junkyard
The Birthday Party
Jesus wept.
1
Jul 07 2023
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Life Thru A Lens
Robbie Williams
Couple of absolute snorters on this one
Angels, Old Before I Die and Lazy Days. Rest is bang average.
However, I’m removing a star as the fat fucker is one reprehensible human being.
2
Jul 13 2023
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Black Holes and Revelations
Muse
Now I like Muse anyway, but I don’t think they’ve ever bettered their debut album which was incredible.
However, this is close. Very close indeed! An awesome job from start to finish on this one.
Knights of Cydonia should go down as one of the best album closers of all time!
4
Jul 14 2023
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Night Life
Ray Price
God fucking dammit, I loathe country music.
Dire.
1
Jul 15 2023
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Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
Elton John
Absolute CLASSIC! Wall to wall bangers. Hell of an album!
5
Jul 16 2023
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The Black Saint And The Sinner Lady
Charles Mingus
Ok so this isn’t for me. A lot of twiddly doo and twoddly daa.
I can understand how some people think this is peak music, but jazz is a real struggle for me.
2
Jul 17 2023
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Slippery When Wet
Bon Jovi
Some absolutely GREAT stuff on this! Some, not so much! But Bon Jovi rocking you out is not a bad way to spend some time so very enjoyable!
3
Jul 18 2023
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Dire Straits
Dire Straits
Safe, safe as fuck.
Perfectly enjoyable but it’s a bit like admitting it’s time to buy a cardigan.
3
Jul 19 2023
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Boy In Da Corner
Dizzee Rascal
Oiiiiiii!
Yes bruv. But equally, nah bruv.
Time and a place for this, and it was early 2000’s. Not now, and not here.
“Fix Up, Look Sharp” aside, it’s an album of its time.
2
Jul 20 2023
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Crosby, Stills & Nash
Crosby, Stills & Nash
Middle of the road soft folk rock. Not great, not shite. Won’t be rushing back to it.
3
Jul 21 2023
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Fleet Foxes
Fleet Foxes
The harmonies on this are awesome, it’s beautiful music performed well.
Is it going to change my life? No. Am I going to be running to my cd’s to get it on? No.
Very enjoyable for what it is though no doubt about that.
3
Jul 22 2023
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Imagine
John Lennon
Lennon’s best album? Yes.
4
Jul 23 2023
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Celebrity Skin
Hole
I’m not going to lie, when this appeared I physically shrank into myself with a “aw for fuck sake” reaction.
However, this was a real blast! Great album full of strong songs! Will only sound better on a decent stereo too! I’m going to mark it a 3 but really it’s like a 3.75
3
Jul 24 2023
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Damaged
Black Flag
Erm, no thank you.
What an awfully shouty man.
2
Jul 25 2023
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This Year's Model
Elvis Costello & The Attractions
This was excellent! Hadn’t heard a lot of this Elvis prior to this so a real discovery! Will for sure check out some more and add to the list for purchase!
Excellent album!
4
Jul 26 2023
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Sunshine Superman
Donovan
Absolutely spellbinding. I love this album, it’s a favourite!
Beautiful, wistful and melodic folk pop.
4
Jul 27 2023
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In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida
Iron Butterfly
Good solid funky rock and roll album! Bloody enjoyable! Listened to it a few times as I wasn’t sure but there’s hints of Zeppelin, Doors and many more!
3
Jul 28 2023
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C'est Chic
CHIC
I can see it’s value I suppose but it’s not for me.
2
Jul 29 2023
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Frank
Amy Winehouse
This wasn’t good. I felt it droned on to be honest. I know she’s got pipes but it was well below average for me.
2
Jul 30 2023
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Eli And The Thirteenth Confession
Laura Nyro
This was hard to describe in my head but it’s absolutely wonderful. A perfect album for a rainy Sunday afternoon with a quiet beer.
4
Jul 31 2023
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Beach Samba
Astrud Gilberto
This was very interesting, not my absolute cup of tea but it’ll do! Pleasant and quirky.
3
Aug 11 2023
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Enter The Wu-Tang (36 Chambers)
Wu-Tang Clan
Absolute, stonewall, non-debatable, generational, everlasting, jaw dropping, hip hopping banger of an album.
Truly one of the greats.
5
Aug 12 2023
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Illmatic
Nas
An absolute classic of hip hop music. Nas nails this one and continues to do so even to this day.
Im getting older so it’s beginning to feel more and more like I shouldn’t be listening to this kind of stuff, but when it’s this good? Hell fuckin’ yeah boy!
4
Aug 13 2023
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Fresh Fruit for Rotting Vegetables
Dead Kennedys
Hard rocking thrash punk metal!
This was just OK though, didn’t blow me away although Kill The Poor is an absolute tune!
3
Aug 14 2023
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Post Orgasmic Chill
Skunk Anansie
Awesome from start to finish. Absolute cracking album.
By fuck, Skin has some pipes!
4
Aug 15 2023
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Everybody Knows This Is Nowhere
Neil Young & Crazy Horse
Awesome! The more I hear of Neil Young the more I’m digging him! Another one to be added to the collection!
4
Aug 16 2023
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The Modern Lovers
The Modern Lovers
Generic post rock. Didn’t care for this much at all.
2
Aug 17 2023
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Nighthawks At The Diner
Tom Waits
This was really good! I’m not mad for Tom Waits. Tried the usual two, Rain Dogs and Swordfishtrombone or whatever it’s called and they did nothing for me.
This, however, was thoroughly enjoyable. Like listening to some drunk dude tell you stories with lovely musical accompaniment behind him. Really loved the feel of the album!
4
Aug 18 2023
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Happy Trails
Quicksilver Messenger Service
Nice smooth, funky guitar rock! Enjoyed this but won’t be rushing out to buy it I don’t think? Maybe add to the list but not as a priority purchase.
Enjoyed how tight the band sounded.
3
Aug 19 2023
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Wild Is The Wind
Nina Simone
Ok so this is odd, it really did nothing for me! I was looking forward to some sensual, smooth vocals and lush production.
Maybe it’s just me, but it just came across as a bit ramshackle and angry.
Will not return to it.
2
Aug 20 2023
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The Only Ones
The Only Ones
Generic rock by numbers again. How the fuck did this get in as something I have to listen to?
Not unlistenable, but hugely unmoving.
2
Aug 21 2023
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The Holy Bible
Manic Street Preachers
A truly great album. Full of hard hitting riffs, extraordinary vocals and a band on the top of their game!
The last with Richey, and one of their best for sure. It’s harder hitting than some of their other stuff and anyone looking for another of their classic “This Is My Truth, Tell Me Yours” will be a little disappointed by this but I urge you to continue listening.
Tis fucking great.
4
Aug 23 2023
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Bongo Rock
Incredible Bongo Band
Starts off well, enjoyable, funky, energetic and different!
By track 5 though I’m all bongoed out and have had enough.
2
Aug 24 2023
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Dummy
Portishead
Say no more, this is a beautiful and melancholic album full of ethereal vocals and absolutely tremendous trip hop beats.
An absolute gem.
5
Aug 25 2023
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Talk Talk Talk
The Psychedelic Furs
Opens well with “Dumb Waiters” and I was genuinely quite excited that this could go on to be a snorter of an album…
The next few tracks are pretty cool, jangly guitars with a Smiths feel to it and some vocals that could be Bowie going punk so that was ticking the boxes for sure!
Tails off a bit in the middle with a couple of throwaway basic filler tracks then picks up with “So Run Down”
Really good album with just a wee dip but defo one for the future too!
3
Aug 26 2023
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Since I Left You
The Avalanches
Excellent album, and absolutely perfect example of sampling done brilliantly.
Absolutely loved this one.
Frontier Psychiatrist is the stand out track but the whole album passes beautifully.
4
Aug 27 2023
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Violent Femmes
Violent Femmes
Erm, nah. You’re alright.
This wasn’t good, it wasn’t bad but weirdly it wasn’t average either.
2
Aug 28 2023
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The New Tango
Astor Piazzolla
Couldn’t find this so three stars to average it out.
3
Aug 29 2023
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OK Computer
Radiohead
There is very little that can be said about this album that hasn’t been said before.
It is perfect.
5
Aug 30 2023
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Black Monk Time
The Monks
This didn’t do anything for me at all. Seems all a bit average to be honest. I must’ve missed the boat on the “novelty” of them?
2
Aug 31 2023
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Fred Neil
Fred Neil
Yawn.
2
Sep 01 2023
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Connected
Stereo MC's
Well, thus started off great. Connected is a banger, the rest of the album did very little for me though.
I wouldn’t rush to put it off if it came on the stereo, but equally, I don’t think I’d ever seek this album out to listen to.
3
Sep 02 2023
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I Never Loved a Man the Way I Love You
Aretha Franklin
Wow!
What a set of pipes! This was awesome! Exactly why I joined this crusade! Loved this all the way through. It’s not perfect, but it’s bloody close.
4
Sep 03 2023
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The Slider
T. Rex
This was a good ol’ romp of glam rock wasn’t it! Enjoyed it well, but not enough to rush out and buy it or add it to my list.
Bloody good though!
3
Sep 04 2023
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Aftermath
The Rolling Stones
Not their best, not their worst.
Stones, innit.
3
Sep 05 2023
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Bookends
Simon & Garfunkel
This is beautiful. I can’t believe I stayed off Si and the funk for so long! Awesome!
4
Sep 06 2023
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Court And Spark
Joni Mitchell
Really didn’t do anything for me. It’s eclectic and sporadic it felt.
Couldn’t really get into it.
It’s not a bad album, or bad music, it just left me underwhelmed.
3
Sep 07 2023
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25
Adele
Well now, Adele is someone I’ve always been aware of but have never dug.
This album is proof to me why. It’s just…ok, and that’s it. There’s a couple of great tunes on it, and there’s no doubting her talent as a songwriter and especially as a singer, but will I ever get home and think “I want to listen to Adele”? No, no I won’t.
3
Sep 08 2023
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Next
The Sensational Alex Harvey Band
Hey this was alright!
Gang Bang is awful though.
3
Sep 09 2023
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Homework
Daft Punk
16 tracks?!???
Over an hour long?!??
Fuckin’ nope.
2
Sep 10 2023
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Fuzzy
Grant Lee Buffalo
Really good album from someone I’ve never even heard of!
This is why we do this!
It’s nothing you haven’t heard before, but it’s great!
3
Sep 11 2023
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Vento De Maio
Elis Regina
Couldn’t find this one, so listened to a couple of her other albums.
Very niche this one, so be prepared. Unless Bossa Nova Samaba Jazz is your bag, then it might not do too much for you.
2
Sep 12 2023
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Led Zeppelin II
Led Zeppelin
Fuckin’ Zeppelin, d’you know what I mean?
4
Sep 13 2023
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Ill Communication
Beastie Boys
Absolutely awesome album. Bloody love the Beastie Boys and this is about as perfect as it gets!
5
Sep 14 2023
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Brown Sugar
D'Angelo
Nope. Shite.
1
Sep 15 2023
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Raw Power
The Stooges
Absolute banger! Great album!
4
Sep 16 2023
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Sheer Heart Attack
Queen
Who doesn’t love a bit of Queen?!
Excellent album full of exactly what you expect!
Not their greatest album, but I can see how it would have been fire back in the day!
3
Sep 17 2023
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Selling England By The Pound
Genesis
Goddamn, I bloody love Genesis!
This is one of my favourites too! Easy 4 stars as I know it’ll be a bit odd for some so it’s not perfect!
4
Sep 18 2023
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The Yes Album
Yes
Prog rock at its proggy rocky synsthesiser best I suppose!
If you dig it, you’ll dig it. If you don’t, you won’t.
Can’t make it any more simple than that I suppose!
3
Sep 19 2023
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Bayou Country
Creedence Clearwater Revival
Meh, this was bang average. Couple of my colleagues were loving it but they’re wankers so it doesn’t count.
2
Sep 20 2023
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Crazysexycool
TLC
Crazy? Not really.
Sexy? Better believe it brothers and sisters!
Cool? As fuck!
Very good album, beautiful soul inspired hip hop tinged pop album.
3
Sep 21 2023
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Walking Wounded
Everything But The Girl
Awful. Couldn’t listen past track 2.
1
Sep 22 2023
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It's Too Late to Stop Now
Van Morrison
Nothing spectacular here. Move along.
2
Sep 23 2023
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At San Quentin
Johnny Cash
Awesome album, Johnny truly was something else!
Guttural and true album. Feels like you’re there and it’s tremendous.
4
Sep 24 2023
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Yeezus
Kanye West
Now, setting aside the monstrous amount of cunt that Kanye West is, this album was pretty good. It’s no Donda or My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy but nonetheless it’s an exceptional album full of big beats, big hooks and excellent lyrics. A bit too much misogyny but all hip hop seems to be.
Great for what it is, not anything more than a three though.
3
Sep 25 2023
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Tracy Chapman
Tracy Chapman
Nice voice I suppose. Lovely song in “Baby Can I Hold You” the rest disappeared in a foggy haze of nothingness.
2
Sep 26 2023
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Blue
Joni Mitchell
Loved it! More than I thought I would.
4
Sep 27 2023
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Street Signs
Ozomatli
Couldn’t find it. Listened to one of their other ones and it was shite
2
Sep 28 2023
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Desperate Youth, Blood Thirsty Babes
TV On The Radio
Yeah man, this was ok! Enjoyable but didn’t take my socks off!
3
Sep 29 2023
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Apple Venus Volume 1
XTC
Couldn’t find it. Listened to Skylarking instead and GODDAMN it was bloody awful
2
Sep 30 2023
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We Are Family
Sister Sledge
Nah, not for me cheers. Kind of music that is so incessantly played on radio it becomes nail bitingly terrible.
2
Oct 01 2023
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The Rise & Fall
Madness
How do people enjoy this trash?
Absolutely awful.
1
Oct 02 2023
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Tusk
Fleetwood Mac
Not as good as Rumours.
Didn’t really enjoy this one at all.
2
Oct 03 2023
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Pretzel Logic
Steely Dan
Jesus Christ I’m losing the will to live here.
Awful.
1
Oct 04 2023
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Arc Of A Diver
Steve Winwood
Well, this was a nice and safe record wasn’t it. Not much to report on this one I’m afraid. Will I ever seek it out? Nope.
2
Oct 05 2023
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The College Dropout
Kanye West
For the love of the wee man, how in the blue blazes of all that is fucking holy did Kanye manage to convince people he was good?
This is terrible. Lucky he got better as he went on.
2
Oct 06 2023
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Meat Is Murder
The Smiths
Now you’re talking! Awesome album full of banger after banger!
4
Oct 07 2023
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Beauty And The Beat
The Go-Go's
This is truly excellent pop music! Very decent indeed!
3
Oct 10 2023
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I See A Darkness
Bonnie "Prince" Billy
Awesome. Beautiful and melancholic. Dude has some talent and it shows here!
4
Oct 11 2023
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Mermaid Avenue
Billy Bragg
This is AWESOME! What an excellent album. Beautifully crafted melodies and lovely little tunes! Will definitely be coming back to this one!
4
Oct 12 2023
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Rust In Peace
Megadeth
Wow. This was…something. I’m not sure what, but it sure was.
Not for me, but I can see the appeal. I’m hoping this is the only Megadeath album I’ll need to hear, but I fear not.
2
Oct 13 2023
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The Poet
Bobby Womack
Ok, so this had its charm. I suppose it would be nice tootling away in the background. Didn’t light any fires for me though.
2
Oct 14 2023
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A Night At The Opera
Queen
Queen doing what Queen do best.
Awesome record.
4
Oct 15 2023
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Bright Flight
Silver Jews
Well fuck, this is the definition of indie dirge.
What a dull album.
2
Oct 16 2023
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Welcome to the Afterfuture
Mike Ladd
Fuck me, the guy who complied this list must have been drinking.
No better hip hop albums than this?
1
Oct 17 2023
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All Mod Cons
The Jam
Awesome, just awesome!
Bloody love a bit of Weller, and this is no exception!
4
Oct 18 2023
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Everything Must Go
Manic Street Preachers
It’s a classic! An absolutely brilliant album with no duff tunes on it at all!
Truly excellent!
Were they better after Richey? Open to discussion and a vehement one at that but I believe so.
4
Oct 24 2023
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Green Onions
Booker T. & The MG's
Ok, so this was pretty cool!
Wasn’t sure what to expect and pleasantly surprised indeed!
Perfectly pleasant background grooves!
3
Oct 25 2023
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Sticky Fingers
The Rolling Stones
An excellent Stones album, worth all the credit it gets!
4
Oct 26 2023
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Apocalypse Dudes
Turbonegro
Jack Black would love this I can guarantee it.
Don’t say motherfucker, motherfucker!
Hard rocking, tongue in cheek, balls out!
3
Oct 27 2023
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Stand!
Sly & The Family Stone
This was cool enough burbling away in the background to be fair.
Got a bit tiresome towards the end but I suppose this kind of funky twittering can at some points.
3
Oct 28 2023
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Come Away With Me
Norah Jones
Instantly forgettable. Literally cannot think of a single riff, lyric or tune that sticks with me.
Dire.
1
Nov 01 2023
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Infected
The The
Ok, so this was as average as it gets. Absolutely nothing that’s going to make me recommend, revisit or even think about this album ever again.
Sigh.
3
Nov 02 2023
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Fever Ray
Fever Ray
Bang average.
Can’t think of anything else to say about it to be honest.
3
Nov 03 2023
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Caetano Veloso
Caetano Veloso
What, and I cannot stress this enough, the actual fuck is this doing on the list.
It starts off awfully and never really betters that.
Truly dismal.
1
Nov 04 2023
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Definitely Maybe
Oasis
I remember this coming out. Suddenly, the whole world was my oyster. I could do anything I wanted despite being a council estate kid with no money.
It didn’t matter once I’d heard those opening riffs of Rock n Roll Star and Liam snarling at the world.
Get yourself some good shoes, a nice jacket and a smart haircut and you can do anything!
A perfect album.
Swaggering, visceral rock n roll. Not a bad tune on the album.
Mad fer it!
5
Nov 05 2023
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Queen II
Queen
Queen are awesome. We all know that! Is this as good as the first Greatest Hits package? No, it’s not. However, there are some lung bustingly good tunes on here and also, of course, the more melancholy of their tunes as Freddie dealt with his mortality in ways that only he can.
Still an excellent album though!
3
Nov 08 2023
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The Atomic Mr Basie
Count Basie & His Orchestra
I’m not sure what I was expecting off this.
But not what I got, that’s for sure.
Awful.
1
Nov 09 2023
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Crooked Rain Crooked Rain
Pavement
Jesus this is dull.
2
Nov 10 2023
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Tical
Method Man
Excellent hip hop album from one of the greatest members of the Wu.
Som absolutely HUGE tunes on this one!
3
Nov 11 2023
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Moondance
Van Morrison
Goddamn. Van Morrison is just so shit I can’t even.
Absolutely awful, soft rock, pop crooning.
Who the fuck buys this?
2
Nov 12 2023
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Heartbreaker
Ryan Adams
Now, Mr. Adams polarises opinion somewhat especially after the shocking allegations that have come to light recently, but this album is a truly great effort.
Cool, sharp, melancholic and wistful music to soothe even the angriest of souls. When he rocks, he rocks and when he wants to tug at your heartstrings, he’ll do just that.
One of his best by a long shot.
4
Nov 15 2023
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Nebraska
Bruce Springsteen
The Boss innit.
Beautiful album though!
4
Nov 16 2023
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Who Killed...... The Zutons?
The Zutons
Now, this is a good album full of very, very good pop tunes.
So why do I find it so grating? I’ve recently chucked this out of my collection during a purge of CD’s so there’s obviously something holding me back on it, what it is though, I have no idea.
I’ll give 3 stars though because it is a good album, I just can’t dig it enough to do more.
3
Nov 17 2023
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Bad
Michael Jackson
Michael Jackson. Doing MJ things.
Couple of HUGE tunes on here, but also some absolute stinkers.
And of course, the elephant in the room makes it hard to separate the art from the artist.
But in general, it’s not a great album, it’s just ok.
The classics stand up well as you would expect - Bad, The Way You Make Me Feel, Dirty Diana and Smooth Criminal but the rest feels an awful lot like very average filler tunes.
3
Nov 18 2023
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Highway to Hell
AC/DC
If ever you can hear a band name and know EXACTLY what the music is going to sound like, it is AC/DC.
Every single song is the same as the last one. How they have become such a rock juggernaut, nay, behemoth is beyond me.
Bang. Sodding. Average.
I feel a headache coming on.
2
Nov 19 2023
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The Visitors
ABBA
Perfectly pleasant in every way. Didn’t recognise any absolute snorters on here but then I was listening to it at work.
3
Nov 28 2023
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Machine Gun Etiquette
The Damned
Awesome spiky punk! What more can you ask!
This was an enjoyable listen, not my favourite genre by a long shot but wouldn’t switch it off if it came on rotation!
Thoroughly good album!
3
Nov 29 2023
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Being There
Wilco
Plenty nice chilled out Americana rock and roll! Not their best stuff, but by no means is it bad!
Enjoyable but doesn’t light any fires in me.
3
Nov 30 2023
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Rip It Up
Orange Juice
Pretty average 80’s kind of soft thinky rock?
Not blown away by this but it was ok.
3
Dec 01 2023
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Drunk
Thundercat
Nah, what the fuck is this?!
Soft jazzy shite.
2
Dec 02 2023
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Debut
Björk
Wow. Just, wow.
A very, very difficult listen and for almost no reward.
Sheeeeeite.
1
Dec 07 2023
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Porcupine
Echo And The Bunnymen
Now, I like the Bunnymen so this was a cracker for me!
Won’t be everyone’s cuppa, but then, I’m not here for everyone!
Very enjoyable album indeed!
3
Dec 08 2023
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Rocks
Aerosmith
Goddamnit. It’s just such shit, generic, hip thrusting by numbers innit.
Absolutely zero to take from this.
2
Dec 09 2023
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War
U2
Well, it starts off with some huge tunes then sort of fades off into U2ness.
It’s just U2 innit.
3
Dec 10 2023
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Movies
Holger Czukay
This sounds like me with my Casio keyboard circa 1990.
Nothing more to add, this dude added more than enough bells and whistles and button pushes himself.
2
Dec 11 2023
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Marcus Garvey
Burning Spear
Not for me I’m afraid. Reggae just isn’t my thing, and as I’m in this to find stuff I’ll return to, I’m afraid this ain’t it.
It’s not that it’s bad, it’s just that it’s reggae.
3
Jan 10 2024
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Cosmo's Factory
Creedence Clearwater Revival
A big sign for me on these albums is whether I’d ever reach for it in my collection or even download a tune or two onto my phone maybe?
With this, it’s a resounding nope.
This is as generically dull, pub band, average as can be, soft rock as I’m ever likely to hear.
2
Jan 11 2024
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Treasure
Cocteau Twins
This was nice! Very dreamy synth pop and bloody enjoyable! First time with the twins and I may very well check out some of their other stuff! Liked this one!
3
Jan 12 2024
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Larks' Tongues In Aspic
King Crimson
No thank you.
Prog rock that doesn’t do hee haw for me. Twiddles away inoffensively enough but just doesn’t drag me into it.
2
Jan 13 2024
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The Man Machine
Kraftwerk
I can absolutely see the appeal with this, and can fully understand how exciting it would have been when released…
But it just didn’t push the right buttons for me (LOLZO WHAT A ZINGER! Buttons…geddit? Cos they use synths…aye? Oh well, just me) and therefore I’ll stick it with a good three stars.
3
Jan 14 2024
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Amnesiac
Radiohead
Not an easy listen if you’re after another OK Computer, but this whole album, nay period, of Radiohead is sheer genius.
If you give it a chance it will surprise, thrill and strike you with joy of untold levels.
You just NEED to give it a chance!
4
Feb 28 2024
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Central Reservation
Beth Orton
Beth Orton being Beth Orton. I found none of the tracks to be memorable, nothing sticks with it.
It is a good album, but one that is forgettable at its worst. Average three coming up!
3
Feb 29 2024
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Back to Mystery City
Hanoi Rocks
Good fun rock and roll! Didn’t seem like it took itself too seriously! Good fun!
3
Mar 01 2024
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We're Only In It For The Money
The Mothers Of Invention
What, in the blue blazes of fuck and all that is holy, is this?!?
Madness. Not the band, the state of mind.
2
Mar 02 2024
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The Wildest!
Louis Prima
Now you’re talking! This was awesome! Swings, jives, bops and bangs! Awesome stuff!
4
Mar 03 2024
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Chicago Transit Authority
Chicago
Nah, what is this? Is it rock n roll? I don’t get it. Twice I listened, twice I sat disappointed.
2
Mar 05 2024
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Juju
Siouxsie And The Banshees
Not really for me this to be honest. It’s not bad, but it’s not good either.
Totally nonplussed by it.
2
Mar 06 2024
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The Who Sell Out
The Who
Maybe it’s just me, but I just don’t understand how The Who achieved the success they did.
This was turgid.
2
Mar 07 2024
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Bossanova
Pixies
A really good album! Solid, spiky, punky rock tunes with melody! It’s a real blast!
Will definitely return to this one!
3
Mar 08 2024
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If You're Feeling Sinister
Belle & Sebastian
Beautiful melodic pop songs. A really nice surprise as I didn’t know what to expect!
Very nice indeed!
3
Mar 09 2024
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Blonde On Blonde
Bob Dylan
5
Mar 10 2024
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Kenya
Machito
Absolute pish.
1
Mar 11 2024
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The Dreaming
Kate Bush
Wow. Some serious wailing on this one.
Pish.
1
Mar 12 2024
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Who's Next
The Who
It’s an upgrade on ‘The Who Sells Out’ that’s for sure.
Mind you, the bar is low on that comparison isn’t it!
This, however, was actually pretty decent!
3
Mar 13 2024
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Ananda Shankar
Ananda Shankar
If you like sitar you’ll love this.
If you don’t, like me, you won’t.
This was awful.
1
Mar 14 2024
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Kid A
Radiohead
An absolute classic. It’s just brilliant!
I fully get how some people won’t see it like that, but for me it’s an easy 4 stars (it’s not OK Computer for fuck sake so no 5)
4
Mar 15 2024
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Suede
Suede
Hmmmm, first track is ok. Second track ‘Animal Nitrate’ is huge.
Rest of album could not be more definitive of the expression “meh”.
2
Mar 16 2024
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Exile On Main Street
The Rolling Stones
Awesome Stones album! One of their best for sure!
For so long in my life I ignored the Stones, and man do I regret it!
4
Mar 17 2024
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Rattus Norvegicus
The Stranglers
Excellent album! Wasn’t sure what to expect with this one but was not disappointed! Really enjoyed it!
3
Mar 18 2024
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Legalize It
Peter Tosh
Nah man. Reggae just ain't my thing. I really need to be in the mood for it I guess but this wasn’t very good.
2
Mar 19 2024
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Station To Station
David Bowie
It can’t just be me that thinks 50% of almost every Bowie album is filler can it?
Why do I always find myself thinking, this could be so much better…
It’s a standard Bowie album as far as I can ascertain. Average.
3
Mar 20 2024
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My Aim Is True
Elvis Costello
I really enjoyed the last Elvis Costello album but this one was a let down. Every track sounded monotonously like the last. I struggled to get engaged with it.
2
Mar 21 2024
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Timeless
Goldie
Y’know, once in a while an album comes along that just changes the way you look at life, changes your mentality, your outlook and your soul.
This is not one of them.
To think that people listen to this for pleasure quite frankly bamboozles me to the point of not knowing my own name any more.
I’d rather have sex with two cheese graters tied together, dip my dick in a packet of McCoys Salt ‘n’ Vinegar, jump in a bath of TCP and then shave my own eyeballs rather than have to listen to this again.
*disclaimer - the above may not all be true. I wouldn’t shave my eyeballs.
1
Mar 22 2024
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Joan Baez
Joan Baez
Perfectly pleasant I suppose.
Not going to rush back to it but I can definitely see the appeal.
I might check out some more of her stuff in a bit.
3
Mar 23 2024
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Hybrid Theory
Linkin Park
An absolute SNORTER of an album!
Genuinely not a duff track on it!
And to think, for a few years when they started, me and my mates would mock them as they were a rock band that didn’t do swearing!
The folly of youth my friends, the folly of youth.
4
Mar 24 2024
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MTV Unplugged In New York
Nirvana
Wow. Ever heard the expression “don’t believe the hype”? Well on this occasion and for this album, believe it!
I’m in no way Nirvana’s biggest fan, in fact, like most people I only have Nevermind so I was going into this as most people will I expect!
I’ve heard the hype, the hyperbole that this is one of the greatest albums ever and I come away from it in absolute agreement. It’s exceptional.
5
Mar 25 2024
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Life's Too Good
The Sugarcubes
Not for me this. It’s not bad, but it’s not good either.
Bjork’s vocals just sort of wrap me up in a cold feeling.
3
Mar 26 2024
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Melodrama
Lorde
Generic, female led, power pop.
Acceptable for what it is I suppose, but it defo don’t warrant further listening.
3
Mar 27 2024
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Cheap Thrills
Big Brother & The Holding Company
This was a banger of an album! Did not expect this, didn’t know what to expect to be perfectly honest!
Loved it though! Is it perfect? No, it’s not but it’s a raucous, bish bash of an album!
Bang a couple of beers in your belly and turn it up!
4
Mar 28 2024
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Harvest
Neil Young
An absolute classic. Took me a long time to appreciate Neil Young but this is defo one of his best!
Nice, relaxing and dare I say it, reflective kind of soft rock.
My review doesn’t do it justice.
4
Mar 29 2024
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Roger the Engineer
The Yardbirds
This was a thoroughly enjoyable rock n roll record!
Didn’t shake any leaves off the groundbreaking tree, but was a good listen!
Added to the want list!
3
Mar 30 2024
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Oracular Spectacular
MGMT
Nope. Overhyped as hell at the time of release and still considered a classic?
Don’t fuckin’ think so.
2
Mar 31 2024
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Violator
Depeche Mode
Not for me thanking you kindly.
Drab, monotone, 80’s synth misery.
2
Apr 01 2024
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The Idiot
Iggy Pop
Iggy does his best Bowie impression.
Not great.
2
Apr 02 2024
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Siamese Dream
The Smashing Pumpkins
A good album for sure, a great album? Not for me. It was acceptable and nothing more than that.
3
Apr 03 2024
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Live At The Regal
B.B. King
I was really looking forward to this when it generated, I was not disappointed! Awesome live blues music, only complaint is it wasn’t long enough!
3
Apr 04 2024
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Ready To Die
The Notorious B.I.G.
Misogynistic, aggressive, nasty, racist shit.
Awful music.
2
Apr 12 2024
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A Rush Of Blood To The Head
Coldplay
An absolute dream of an album.
Start off really well with Politik (the second half of the song is just gorgeous), In My Place, God Put a Smile On My Face and (the standout track from the album) The Scientist. An exceptional four track salvo to let you know what to expect!
Tails off a bit in the middle (I still don’t understand why people think Clocks is a tune, I can’t stand it) until you reach The Warning which is gorgeous and then mellows to the end.
A truly great album, by a truly great band.
4
Apr 13 2024
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Exodus
Bob Marley & The Wailers
This is genuinely about the only reggae stuff I can tolerate.
It’s an excellent album, and I really enjoy it.
4
Apr 14 2024
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A Northern Soul
The Verve
Absolutely a classic album. The Verve nearly at their very best!
Awesome, sprawling, psychedelia tinged rock.
If only Ashcroft wasn’t such an anti vax moron…
4
Apr 15 2024
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Hypnotised
The Undertones
Thirty eight minutes of rapid fire poppy punky tuuuuuunes!!!
Had a good time with this one for sure!
3
Apr 16 2024
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Pink Moon
Nick Drake
Beautiful, soulful, whimsical folk pop.
It’s my favourite album of his so it’s a 4 star for me!
Worth it all just for the title song itself which is achingly beautiful.
4
Apr 17 2024
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G. Love And Special Sauce
G. Love & Special Sauce
Ooooohhhhh BABY!!!!
Some real funky shit right here!
Loved it!
3
Apr 18 2024
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Very
Pet Shop Boys
Wasn’t excited for this, in fact I rolled my eyes and sighed. There’s no reason for it other than an unattached dislike for The Pet Shop Boys…
Pleased to say though that this was rather enjoyable to be fair! I’m never going to WANT to listen to it again, and will NEVER seek out this album in any way but it was ok for what it is!
3
Apr 19 2024
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Master Of Puppets
Metallica
Well, that was something.
How people can claim this to be an enjoyable 55 minutes is well beyond me, but then, that’s what’s great about music I suppose!
Not for me at all.
2
Apr 20 2024
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Brilliant Corners
Thelonious Monk
Fiddly, beepy, boopy, twiddly, twinkly, twonky noise.
No thank you.
Jazz is truly abysmal.
1
Apr 21 2024
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Twelve Dreams Of Dr. Sardonicus
Spirit
I’m going to have to listen to this one again at some point I think.
I just don’t know what I think about it!
3
Apr 22 2024
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Transformer
Lou Reed
Excellent album! A real snorter full of great tunes!
4
Apr 23 2024
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Abattoir Blues / The Lyre of Orpheus
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
I adore this album. It was my gateway to Nick Cave so will always hold a special place in my heart.
The music is rattling rock n roll, bouncing bluesy boogies, wailing hysterical preaching, and tender heartfelt cascades of beauty all wrapped up in a big beautiful bow.
4
Apr 24 2024
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...Baby One More Time
Britney Spears
Well, I won’t lie. I was more than a little disappointed when this showed up.
Flashbacks to seeing “Baby One More Time” on MTV and losing my teenage mind in lust and hormones at a house party with my pals. A lot of crossed legs and pillows over winkies that evening I can tell you.
But I digress…
The album itself is one truly great track (Baby One More Time) followed by relentless dirge. It’s abysmal.
1
Apr 25 2024
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Tago Mago
Can
Can? More like Can’t.
2
Apr 26 2024
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Only Built 4 Cuban Linx
Raekwon
Pretty good hip-hop album, but as always, filled with ‘skits’ and pointless trash monologues.
Opening statement on the album appears to be two dudes in a competition to say ‘man’ or ‘son’ as much as they can in a few minutes!
So son, to sum up man, y’all unnastand man, that this time son, y’all better hear me son, y’all betta unnastand son, that man, y’all hear me son, right man, y’all better unnastand son that it’s a three and nothing more.
Son.
3
Apr 27 2024
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The Cars
The Cars
This was alright! Nothing too exciting but definitely listenable!
First couple of tracks are excellent but it all gets a bit samey as you go through.
3
Apr 28 2024
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Run-D.M.C.
Run-D.M.C.
Old skill hip hop, what’s not to love?
It’s got the famous “It’s Like That” on it, and it is the peak to be fair. The rest of the album doesn’t quite hit that high point but it was pretty decent!
3
Apr 29 2024
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Chemtrails Over The Country Club
Lana Del Rey
Wow. I’ve heard the hype!
It was pretty. Pretty dull.
2
Apr 30 2024
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Aja
Steely Dan
Made it as far as track 3.
Utter, utter pish.
1
May 01 2024
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Let It Be
The Replacements
Quite average spiky punk.
Not a single tune stands out.
3
May 02 2024
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Go Girl Crazy
The Dictators
Hmmmm. I’m not really sure how this ended up on the list.
Not sure if it’s even serious music?
2
May 03 2024
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Deloused in the Comatorium
The Mars Volta
Awesome album! Hard to describe but it’s fucking rocking!
4
May 04 2024
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At Fillmore East
The Allman Brothers Band
Awesome, boogy filled funky rock! I loved this one!
4
May 05 2024
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I Do Not Want What I Haven't Got
Sinead O'Connor
Listen, she’s some serious pipes we all know that…but this just didn’t do anything for me!
3
May 15 2024
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The Trinity Session
Cowboy Junkies
This was a surprise indeed! Didn’t hold out much hope, but it’s really good!
Beautiful, melodic and stripped back!
3
May 16 2024
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Smash
The Offspring
I’ve listened to this about a million times…
And the excitement is still there!
After listening to it today I went out and bleached my hair, bought a skateboard and one of those awesome shirts with the flames up it, some wraparound Oakley sunglasses and a wallet chain!
Fuckin’ fuck yeah!
5
May 17 2024
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The Slim Shady LP
Eminem
Everyone remembers where they were the first time they heard “Hi! My Name Is!” and the shock and awe still feels kind of fresh today too!
The album is the introduction for the masses to Marshall Mathers’ alter ego, the nefarious Slim Shady. He’s not a nice guy, and you wouldn’t let him look after your dog for the weekend but by fuck he’s a way with words. The talent Eminem has for bending words and syllables to fit his rhyme scheme are unparalleled and the absolute mastery of the English language mixed with his craft, quite frankly, takes the breath away at some points.
He was only going to get bigger, and this album is the first of his unholy trinity span where he would traverse the ladder of celebrity to superstardom and the struggles that go with it.
This is truly a remarkable album, and yes, some people will hate it. The lyrics are shocking at times (but they’re meant to be) and a lot of people will disagree intently with a lot of things he raps but therein lies the genius.
Slim Shady arrived, kicked your cat in the face, spat on your favourite rug, nipped off with your missus and crashed your car. And after all that, you still wanted more of him!
5
May 18 2024
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Axis: Bold As Love
Jimi Hendrix
It’s Hendrix. It’s beautiful.
4
May 19 2024
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Deserter's Songs
Mercury Rev
I’m not really sure how I should have felt about this one. I was looking forward to it but found myself in a perpetual state of nothingness.
Disappointed to say the least.
3
May 20 2024
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Rio
Duran Duran
This was ok, Rio and Hungry Like the Wolf annoyed me (but only because they’re overplayed to death) but the rest was amiable enough.
Nothing that made me want to buy a frilly shirt, hairspray and eyeliner though.
3
May 21 2024
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Madman Across The Water
Elton John
Elton is one of those artists for me where a ‘Best Of’ compilation is really all you need.
I rarely find myself enjoying any of his deeper cuts. It was, unfortunately, the same for this album.
3
May 22 2024
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Low
David Bowie
An excellent Bowie album from start to finish!
Blow me down!
3
May 23 2024
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You Want It Darker
Leonard Cohen
This is the album that made me appreciate a bit of Mr. Cohen and I was obviously late to the party.
An album of much melancholy yet extremely soothing with the old man’s husky vocals.
Standout track is You Want It Darker but the whole album positively glistens.
4
May 24 2024
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Seventh Tree
Goldfrapp
Absolute pleasure listening to this.
Chilled out melodic tunes that bathe you in a warmth all over.
Loved it.
3
May 25 2024
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Made In Japan
Deep Purple
Generic Rock! It’s generically rockin’!
3
May 26 2024
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No Sleep 'Til Hammersmith (Live)
Motörhead
Rockin’ rock! Fuckin’ rock!
Aaaahhhhhh yeahhhhhhh! Etc, etc, etc.
Fine for what it was I suppose but I feel like I need to be right in the fuckin’ rock mood for something like this.
3
May 27 2024
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Purple Rain
Prince
It’s a classic isn’t it! Funky, funky and funky! Opening three or four tracks are as good as it gets!
Hell yes!
4
May 29 2024
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On The Beach
Neil Young
Another excellent Neil Young album!
Not a bad track on this one, and I never even heard of the album!
Really enjoyed this one!
4
May 30 2024
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Franz Ferdinand
Franz Ferdinand
Now, there is a couple of huge tunes on this, but they’ve been played to exhaustion!
The album itself is full of spiky, disco tinged indie pop and it’s pretty good!
Doesn’t break any walls or anything but is very much an acceptable album.
3
May 31 2024
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Let England Shake
PJ Harvey
I REALLY want to like PJ Harvey, I really do! I just can’t get into her though. I don’t know what it is but literally nothing she does is of note to me for some reason.
3
Jun 01 2024
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Machine Head
Deep Purple
Generic rock. The definition of dad rock. Does absolutely zero for me.
I can understand the merits, however, as for my taste it just don’t hit.
3
Jun 02 2024
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Slanted And Enchanted
Pavement
Eugh. Maybe I just wasn’t in the mood for sludgy guitars, muffled lyrics and tinny production.
2
Jun 03 2024
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Talking With the Taxman About Poetry
Billy Bragg
This was dire. Hard to believe this is the same guy who caught me with “Mermaid Avenue”.
Absolutely dire.
1
Jun 04 2024
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Live At The Harlem Square Club
Sam Cooke
Thoroughly enjoyable rambuncious r and b album! Excellent fun!
3
Jun 05 2024
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Pacific Ocean Blue
Dennis Wilson
A really fine rock album, very enjoyable indeed! I could listen to this a LOT!
4
Jun 06 2024
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Vanishing Point
Primal Scream
Absolutely loved this! I legitimately had no idea that the Scream has such a great catalogue as my only real experience with them is Screamadelica but this was awesome!
4
Jun 07 2024
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Sail Away
Randy Newman
This dudes voice is like listening to that special guy in the street who seems to know everyone.
It’s absurd that people enjoy this.
1
Jun 08 2024
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Graceland
Paul Simon
Well, it is a classic and it is for a reason!
Truly great album full of wonderful pop tunes! Tinged with the African influence it’s really pleasant listening!
4
Jun 09 2024
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Scissor Sisters
Scissor Sisters
Absolutely awful. Only made it half way through the butchering of Comfortably Numb before I gave up.
Hated it when it came out, and I still hate it now.
1
Jun 10 2024
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Before And After Science
Brian Eno
Started off poorly, No One Receiving and, especially, Backwater were terrible. Tails to a non specific dirge in the middle section but becomes more appeasable to me with Julie With and then finishes strongly.
Not his best, not his worst either.
3
Jun 13 2024
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Songs For Swingin' Lovers!
Frank Sinatra
It’s Sinatra. It’s not my thing. It will be lots of people’s thing, but not mine.
I’m not ashamed to admit I didn’t listen to it, but to recompense my refusal to saturate my ears with this gloop I’ve averaged it as a rating.
3
Jun 14 2024
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Space Ritual
Hawkwind
Epic, sprawling psychedelic rock! Absolutely loved this! Will defo invest in it in the future!
What a great album!
4
Jun 15 2024
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People's Instinctive Travels and the Paths of Rhythm
A Tribe Called Quest
I like hip hop, and this is just ok. It didn’t blow my mind at all?
4
Jun 16 2024
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The Coral
The Coral
Wow! Forgot how good this album is!
The opening four tracks are as good as it gets, with the sublime ‘Dreaming Of You’ being the standout.
A great jangly, poppy, psychy rock and roll record!
4
Jun 17 2024
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Time Out Of Mind
Bob Dylan
Is it his best? No. Will you enjoy it? Yes.
But…only if you like Bob. If you don’t, you’ll hate this.
3
Jun 18 2024
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Doolittle
Pixies
This was a good album, not great but good. Pixies are a polarising band I would feel, in that although the music is undoubtedly high quality, it is almost entirely forgettable at the same time.
3
Jun 19 2024
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Live At The Witch Trials
The Fall
A bit shouty this one innit.
2
Jun 20 2024
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Odelay
Beck
A good album for sure! Is it great? I don’t think so but a pleasant enough experience listening.
Couple of cracking tunes on there, but I’ve heard this album a few times and the telling fact of all this is that I have never bought it.
3
Jun 21 2024
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Welcome To The Pleasuredome
Frankie Goes To Hollywood
Well, I enjoyed this a LOT more than I expected!
Excellent synth pop with power! It truly is much, much better than I was prepared for!
Understandably, this won’t be for everyone but I thought this was pretty good!
4
Jun 22 2024
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Here's Little Richard
Little Richard
Oh my GOD!!!
One word reviews are not normally cool, but here goes….
Awesome.
4
Jun 23 2024
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Dust
Screaming Trees
Instantly forgettable dirge power chord grunge rock.
2
Jun 24 2024
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Destroy Rock & Roll
Mylo
Oh dear, very uninspiring electronica.
2
Jul 26 2024
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Electric Warrior
T. Rex
Not as good as I was hoping sadly! Couple of huge tunes on it but other than that, I’m not having it!
3
Jul 27 2024
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Hail To the Thief
Radiohead
Outrageously good. These guys released literally one of the best runs of albums EVER!
The Bends, OK Computer, Kid A, Amnesiac, Hail To The Thief and then In Rainbows…wow!
4
Jul 28 2024
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The Gilded Palace Of Sin
The Flying Burrito Brothers
Inoffensive soft country plinking “rock” music.
Not my cup of tea, but I’m sure plenty of people strap on their boots, don the cowboy hat and line dance their way to the record player for it.
2
Jul 29 2024
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Third
Portishead
Absolutely sublime ethereal trip hop! A magnificent album, by a magnificent band!
It’s just sublime.
4
Jul 30 2024
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Document
R.E.M.
R.E.M. are the definition of shitbang average and I’ll fight anyone who says otherwise.
Never ever heard a great album from them, each and every one is middle of the road safe soft rock with a belter or two sprinkled in.
This is no exception.
3
Jul 31 2024
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Dr. Octagonecologyst
Dr. Octagon
Jesus Christ. Why are hip hop artists so intent on letting us all know they’ve seen a vagina?
Fair play mate, so have I but it didn’t compel me to fill an album with skit after skit about my legendary fanny sniffing abilities.
Good beats, sadly ruined by the twerp banging on about banging.
2
Aug 01 2024
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Guero
Beck
Two Beck albums in ten days? Oh Wowzers, what have I done to deserve this?
Anyway, it’s another perfectly pleasant listen (just like Odelay) but nothing special (just like Odelay).
3
Aug 02 2024
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Manassas
Stephen Stills
Bang average bluesy country tinged rock by numbers.
3
Aug 03 2024
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Born In The U.S.A.
Bruce Springsteen
An absolute belter of an album! Not a bad track on it!
I’m off to buy some Levi’s and a dusty ol’ baseball cap and do some trucking!
And, of course, marry Betty Sue to the strains of God Bless America while I stare misty eyed at Old Glory and admire the bald eagle soaring overhead on its way to symbolise the “thoughts and prayers” being sent to the victims of the latest school massacre.
‘Murica!
4
Aug 04 2024
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Remain In Light
Talking Heads
This was (surprisingly for me) pretty good! I’m not going to rush out and buy it or anything but I enjoyed having it on!
3
Aug 05 2024
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A Girl Called Dusty
Dusty Springfield
Awesome, just awesome!
What a set of lungs on this lassie! Beautiful, sultry, emotional and soulful.
4
Aug 06 2024
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Green River
Creedence Clearwater Revival
Goddamn, this was dire as fuck.
2
Aug 07 2024
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I Am a Bird Now
Antony and the Johnsons
Nah, you’re alright cheers.
This is definitely an acquired taste.
2
Aug 08 2024
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Lupe Fiasco's Food & Liquor
Lupe Fiasco
Bang average, generic, noughties hip-hop by numbers.
Not even the laziest Jay-Z feature can save it from the total anonymity it suffers.
I defy anyone to claim there’s a single track on this album that stands out or remains with you.
2
Aug 09 2024
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White Light / White Heat
The Velvet Underground
Tremendously noisy album! Really enjoyed this!
Squealing and squalling, rocking and rolling!
3
Aug 10 2024
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Natty Dread
Bob Marley & The Wailers
Just isn’t very good is it?
Every single song sounds the same, every single time.
Instantly forgettable.
2
Aug 11 2024
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Paranoid
Black Sabbath
What a truly unpleasant assault on the ears this was.
I can only presume that people enjoyed this when it came out due to some sort of mass defective ear genetics.
Pish, utter pish.
1
Aug 12 2024
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Roxy Music
Roxy Music
For fuck sake…
2
Aug 13 2024
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Stankonia
OutKast
Awful. Actually difficult to listen to.
1
Aug 14 2024
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xx
The xx
I like this one, a lot! Cool, chilled out synth pop(?) at its finest!
3
Aug 15 2024
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Fuzzy Logic
Super Furry Animals
Excellent poppy rock! Couple of really excellent tunes on the album, but the thing as a whole was really good!
3
Aug 16 2024
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Superfly
Curtis Mayfield
Funky! Proper funky funk! Enjoyed this one! Not enough to run out and buy it, but enough to maybe look at a bit more Curtis!
3
Aug 17 2024
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S&M
Metallica
Ok, so not going to lie I literally sighed and rolled my eyes when this appeared.
However, credit where credit is due, it wasn’t too shabby at all!
Added to the list to be bought.
It’s epic, it’s sweeping, it’s grandiose in its ambition and I’m pleased to say, it nails it!
3
Aug 18 2024
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So Much For The City
The Thrills
As generic as generic gets. Bang average.
3
Aug 19 2024
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Gorillaz
Gorillaz
Couple of huge tunes, but an awful lot of shite too.
2
Aug 20 2024
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The Köln Concert
Keith Jarrett
It’s ok if you like twinkling and tootling.
It’s not if you don’t.
I don’t.
2
Aug 21 2024
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British Steel
Judas Priest
Hard rockin’! Leather jackets! Patches! Cigarettes! Long hair! Heavy metal!
3
Aug 22 2024
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Faith
George Michael
Ok, so George has never been my favourite and my review will reflect that
I don’t get it? It’s just all a bit “meh”
2
Aug 23 2024
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At Newport 1960
Muddy Waters
Some awesome blues, what can go wrong!
Absolutely nothing with this record that’s for sure! Awesome!
4
Aug 24 2024
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The Velvet Underground & Nico
The Velvet Underground
Oh yes, now this is excellent - but everyone knows that, right?
A wonderful sonic experience and one of the best albums ever recorded!
5
Aug 26 2024
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Oxygène
Jean-Michel Jarre
This was alright to be fair! Rather enjoyable ambient electronic music!
3
Aug 27 2024
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Automatic For The People
R.E.M.
A classic and rightly so!
They never bettered this if you ask me, it’s a corker with great tune after great tune!
4
Aug 28 2024
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The White Album
Beatles
Awesome, magical, melodic, impactful, beautiful…
Don’t have the words to express just how good this is! The first Beatles album that I truly LOVED and remains one of my favourites of all time!
5
Aug 29 2024
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Actually
Pet Shop Boys
Not very good is it.
2
Aug 30 2024
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Step In The Arena
Gang Starr
Really excellent boom bap example of hip hop! The lyrics are quick and intricate at times and the beats are coolness personified!
Is it the greatest hip hop album of all time? No, it isn’t. Is it perfectly acceptable for what it is? Yes, indeed it is!
3
Sep 07 2024
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Urban Hymns
The Verve
An undisputed heavyweight classic of an album!
There is not a bad song on this record.
Absolute masterpiece.
5
Sep 08 2024
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Call of the Valley
Shivkumar Sharma
Absolutely loved this! Listen to it loud to truly appreciate it!
4
Sep 09 2024
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Me Against The World
2Pac
I was disappointed with this to be honest, I was looking forward to some real hard hip hop and instead it’s a man moaning about the life path he has chosen almost certainly leading him to his death.
It’s almost schmaltzy at points.
2
Sep 10 2024
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In A Silent Way
Miles Davis
Now, jazz is a genre that does my cock in. I just don’t get it.
However, this was pleasant enough to listen to to be fair. Not as jarringly awful as a lot of other jazz stuff.
3
Sep 11 2024
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Led Zeppelin III
Led Zeppelin
Absolutely love this! Is it their best album? Very debatable but it is fucking tremendous!
4
Sep 12 2024
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Modern Kosmology
Jane Weaver
Very nice and relaxing chill pop.
Didn’t blow me away, but then, it wasn’t offensive either
3
Sep 13 2024
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Something/Anything?
Todd Rundgren
Arse. Absolute arse.
2
Sep 14 2024
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Lost In The Dream
The War On Drugs
Very good rock and roll album. Hard to define to be honest, but it was good!
Had a bit of a deep dive, and there’s some excellent stuff by them!
3
Sep 15 2024
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The Predator
Ice Cube
A pleasant surprise.
Excellent boom bap, aggressive, angry, lairy hip hop.
Ice Cube has one of those voices that conveys the menace he carries. You just know that the guy has lived everything he raps about. It does nothing more than accentuate the hostility that black Americans face on a day to day basis.
Excellent album, not one for the kids though.
3
Sep 18 2024
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Golden Hour
Kacey Musgraves
Well, this was gorgeous!
Stripped back, mellow, sumptuous and simply gorgeous!
3
Sep 19 2024
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Konnichiwa
Skepta
This is an album of its time I feel. Couple of huge tunes on it, but it’s nothing really exceptional!
Grime is defo not going to be an all encompassing genre on this list, but as far as grime goes, this is good I guess?
3
Sep 20 2024
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Lady In Satin
Billie Holiday
Weird, I get that she’s got pipes but it really didn’t do anything for me at all.
Disappointed to say the least.
2
Sep 21 2024
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There's No Place Like America Today
Curtis Mayfield
Smooth and silky, chilled out funky soul music. This is actually throughly enjoyable!
Powerful lyrics fuelled by the racial injustice he and many other African Americans faced, and continue to face this day. Kind of sad that the lyrics still resonate today.
3
Sep 22 2024
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Ogden's Nut Gone Flake
Small Faces
A dream pop, psychedelic classic!
I love this album, not everyone will but I implore people to really dive into it!
Absolutely tremendous!
4
Sep 25 2024
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Venus Luxure No. 1 Baby
Girls Against Boys
This was all a bit grungy, murky and growly.
Not bad, but not good either.
3
Sep 26 2024
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Queens of the Stone Age
Queens of the Stone Age
It’s a decent rock and roll record to be fair!
Nothing especially significant, and nothing that jumped out at me? All got a bit “samey” after a while.
It’s clearly a good band, with a decent singer but not the absolute screamer of an album I was hoping for!
3
Sep 27 2024
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Soul Mining
The The
Couple of decent tunes on this, but not enough for me to be truly excited by it. It was ok though, wouldn’t complain if it came on rotation but not sure I’d ever rush to it.
3
Sep 28 2024
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Ellington at Newport
Duke Ellington
Fucking jazz.
1
Sep 29 2024
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Tuesday Night Music Club
Sheryl Crow
Couple of huge tunes, but a LOT of filler on this one.
Ok, but not great by any stretch of the imagination.
3
Sep 30 2024
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The Rolling Stones
The Rolling Stones
Tight, frenetic, bluesy pop rock! What’s not to love about this? I’m furious with my younger self for not digging the stones earlier!
3
Oct 01 2024
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Live And Dangerous
Thin Lizzy
HOLY FUCKING SHIT HOW HAVE I NOT HEARD THIS BEFORE!!!
Gods be praised! Absolute, face meltingly, finger blisteringly, drum thumpingly, fucking AWESOME rock and roll!
5
Oct 05 2024
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Ys
Joanna Newsom
Well, fuck me that was difficult.
Absolutely, and I do mean absolutely, abysmal.
1
Oct 06 2024
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Oedipus Schmoedipus
Barry Adamson
Not sure how I felt about this, middle of the road I suppose. There were parts that were ok, and then there were parts that were atrocious.
2
Oct 07 2024
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Crossing the Red Sea With the Adverts
The Adverts
Generic punky rock and roll. Nothing special here I’m afraid.
3
Oct 08 2024
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Listen Without Prejudice Vol. 1
George Michael
Starts off really well, tails off at track three however. By track five I’m already wishing it was over.
2
Oct 09 2024
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461 Ocean Boulevard
Eric Clapton
Dire. Truly dire.
2
Oct 16 2024
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Future Days
Can
Gentle sort of ambience, hard to define to be honest. I didn’t mind it at all, but it didn’t blow me away.
3
Oct 17 2024
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S.F. Sorrow
The Pretty Things
Psychedelic rock! What’s not to like!
It’s not exceptional, but it’s definitely not bad either! A pleasant surprise!
3
Oct 18 2024
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World Clique
Deee-Lite
Gets a bit samey after a while. Don’t think I’ll ever seek this out again, however I can appreciate that it was a piece of music of its time.
3
Oct 19 2024
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Rings Around The World
Super Furry Animals
Not very good is it.
Very disappointed with this one.
2
Oct 20 2024
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Heartattack And Vine
Tom Waits
Some people love Tom Waits and some people hate him.
I LOVE him, and thoroughly enjoy his drunken drawl that sounds like a man deliberately trying to sound like a ripped newspaper. I adore the slurring caterwaul of Mr. Waits and relentlessly force this musical adventure upon my family in an effort to get them to “get” it. How can they not “get” it? Right? Right? Guys?
My wife however disagrees. Anyway, she’s taken the kids and the dog which is a bit harsh I think. Not sure when she’ll be back, she didn’t say as I wasn’t here when they left. I was away in a dreamworld coloured and filled with the tales of whimsy Tom Waits has been spinning me!
But I digress, five wonderful, lonely and tear stained stars!
5
Oct 29 2024
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Blood And Chocolate
Elvis Costello & The Attractions
God, this was a slog.
How can they be so enjoyable on one album, and so grinding on another? His voice was really getting on my nerves by the end of this!
2
Oct 30 2024
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Kings Of The Wild Frontier
Adam & The Ants
Utter toenail clippings.
No wonder he went mad.
1
Oct 31 2024
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Moss Side Story
Barry Adamson
This was perfectly pleasant to listen to. Some tracks on there that I recognised but I’ll never rush to it again!
3
Nov 01 2024
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Exile In Guyville
Liz Phair
I must be missing the point of this dirge rock.
If albums were colours, this would be beige.
2
Nov 02 2024
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This Is Hardcore
Pulp
A pleasant surprise, this was extremely tolerable.
Didn’t expect it as I think Pulp are fucking shit.
Never going to listen to it again.
2
Nov 03 2024
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Highly Evolved
The Vines
Excellent punky poppy indie record! Couple of absolute monster tunes on it and not a bad way to spend an hour!
Very enjoyable indeed!
3
Nov 04 2024
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Californication
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Fuck me, this dragged on a bit.
Plus, the Chilli Peppers are one of the most overrated bands of all time so not an enjoyable time had here.
2
Nov 05 2024
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The Scream
Siouxsie And The Banshees
Thoroughly enjoyed the cover of Helter Skelter, but hee haw else about this album did anything for me! Shame really, I was kind of looking forward to this one.
2
Nov 06 2024
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B-52's
The B-52's
Refuse to listen to this shit.
1
Nov 07 2024
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New Gold Dream (81/82/83/84)
Simple Minds
The definition of bang average.
Taking a point off as it bored me just about to tears.
2
Nov 08 2024
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Picture Book
Simply Red
Jesus wept.
1
Nov 09 2024
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Under Construction
Missy Elliott
An excellent hip hop album full of great features! Banger after banger with a couple of turds thrown in (but that seems to be a trend in hip hop).
4
Nov 10 2024
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Darklands
The Jesus And Mary Chain
Now THIS is more like it!
Brooding, melodic, cathartic indie rock. A real surprise as I’d only heard Psychocandy prior to this and both albums are excellent! In many ways this is more accessible maybe than their debut album and proves there’s more to the Jesus and Mary Chain than just feedback and squalling, squealing, loud guitars.
Bloody brilliant!
4
Nov 11 2024
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Wild Wood
Paul Weller
Oh man do I love Weller!
His albums are consistently full of great tracks and this is no different.
Loved this!
4
Nov 13 2024
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At Folsom Prison
Johnny Cash
Johnny Cash being Johnny Cash.
If you’ve never listened to Johnny before then this would be as good as any for a starter point (although I MUCH prefer the ‘American’ albums) but it won’t tick all the boxes and leave you panting for more as far as I’m concerned.
It’s still country music, but set to the cheers and whistles of some naughty men.
3
Nov 14 2024
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Make Yourself
Incubus
Now, this is an excellent example of a band at the top of their game! Brilliant album full of excellent tunes! Privilege, The Warmth, Drive, Pardon Me and Make Yourself are all songs that would grace any album in this genre!
4
Nov 15 2024
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Mask
Bauhaus
Erm, hard to define. Hard to tell if I enjoyed this or not.
2
Nov 16 2024
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Will The Circle Be Unbroken
Nitty Gritty Dirt Band
Ok, it’s bluegrass. Like, literally the definition of bluegrass. If you like bluegrass, you’ll love this. If you don’t, then you won’t.
I do not.
2
Nov 17 2024
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Protection
Massive Attack
Trip hop at its finest! Well, actually, not quite. This is the sound of a band honing their craft and while absolutely listenable, it does not have the pull of Blue Lines or Mezzanine
3
Nov 18 2024
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Histoire De Melody Nelson
Serge Gainsbourg
Smooth, sexy and sensual! Rather enjoyed this!
Could have done without the lassie doing her best dolphin impression on one of the tracks but other than that this was an excellent way to spend half an hour!
3