Oct 06 2023
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Get Behind Me Satan
The White Stripes
Better than I remember; I got many of the tracks confused with Icky Thump. I put both in the 'lesser Stripes' category but I may have been wrong about this one.
4
Oct 09 2023
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Power In Numbers
Jurassic 5
Too long and samey as an album. Standouts like What’s Golden and A Day at the Races are still absolute bangers.
3
Oct 10 2023
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The Freewheelin' Bob Dylan
Bob Dylan
3
Oct 11 2023
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Red Headed Stranger
Willie Nelson
4
Oct 12 2023
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Aftermath
The Rolling Stones
UK version felt like a slog. Too much filler and no Paint It Black.
3
Oct 13 2023
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Innervisions
Stevie Wonder
5
Oct 16 2023
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Off The Wall
Michael Jackson
4
Oct 17 2023
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Stankonia
OutKast
5
Oct 18 2023
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The Piper At The Gates Of Dawn
Pink Floyd
3
Oct 19 2023
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Inspiration Information
Shuggie Otis
2
Oct 20 2023
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A Love Supreme
John Coltrane
4
Oct 23 2023
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Physical Graffiti
Led Zeppelin
4
Oct 24 2023
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The Score
Fugees
3
Oct 25 2023
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Beautiful Freak
Eels
5
Oct 26 2023
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Jagged Little Pill
Alanis Morissette
4
Oct 27 2023
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Ace of Spades
Motörhead
4
Oct 30 2023
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Endtroducing.....
DJ Shadow
4
Oct 31 2023
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The Queen Is Dead
The Smiths
I despise Morrissey, and I genuinely can't stand There Is a Light That Never Goes Out, but this was my first Smiths album listen.
This really ran the gamut for me from the truly awful, to the bland, to the admittedly great. Will give it 2 stars for the solid ⅓ of the album I enjoyed, and see if I can keep mining for Smiths I can enjoy.
2
Nov 01 2023
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Garbage
Garbage
4
Nov 02 2023
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Odelay
Beck
5
Nov 03 2023
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Run-D.M.C.
Run-D.M.C.
3
Nov 06 2023
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The Atomic Mr Basie
Count Basie & His Orchestra
4
Nov 07 2023
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The Black Saint And The Sinner Lady
Charles Mingus
3
Nov 08 2023
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Myths Of The Near Future
Klaxons
2
Nov 09 2023
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Rings Around The World
Super Furry Animals
3
Nov 10 2023
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The Specials
The Specials
5
Nov 13 2023
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At Folsom Prison
Johnny Cash
5
Nov 14 2023
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Thriller
Michael Jackson
Nothing with "The Lady In My Life" or "The Girl Is Mine" on it deserves 5 stars.
4
Nov 15 2023
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Caetano Veloso
Caetano Veloso
3
Nov 16 2023
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Hot Buttered Soul
Isaac Hayes
4
Nov 17 2023
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Liquid Swords
GZA
3
Nov 20 2023
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Blood On The Tracks
Bob Dylan
4
Nov 21 2023
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Raw Power
The Stooges
5
Nov 22 2023
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Purple Rain
Prince
5/5
5
Nov 23 2023
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If I Could Only Remember My Name
David Crosby
5
Nov 24 2023
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Dog Man Star
Suede
Much of the album is pretty great. A little pretentious but the songwriting is solid and the faux-Bowie 90s vibe didn't really come off as derivative.
"Black and Blue" was terrible though, I almost dropped my rating. Thankfully, "The Asphalt World" is a pretty spectacular recovery.
4
Nov 27 2023
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Back To Black
Amy Winehouse
The titular track is a masterpiece. The rest of the album less so, but its solid, doesn't overstay its welcome and ultimately deserves more than 3.
4
Nov 28 2023
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Nilsson Schmilsson
Harry Nilsson
3
Nov 29 2023
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Master Of Puppets
Metallica
5
Nov 30 2023
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That's The Way Of The World
Earth, Wind & Fire
4
Dec 01 2023
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The Suburbs
Arcade Fire
This was never my favourite Arcade Fire album and I'm not entirely sure why. A lot of the tracks are great and Sprawl II in particular has to be a career highlight.
4
Dec 04 2023
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Born In The U.S.A.
Bruce Springsteen
5
Dec 05 2023
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Music From Big Pink
The Band
Sorry boomers, there’s nothing notable about this album. Except maybe that the lead singer sounds a little like Jeff Bridges in The Big Lebowski.
2
Dec 06 2023
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The Grand Tour
George Jones
Fairly unremarkable oldschool country fare.
2
Dec 07 2023
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Illmatic
Nas
4
Dec 08 2023
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Cloud Nine
The Temptations
4
Dec 11 2023
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You Want It Darker
Leonard Cohen
5
Dec 12 2023
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It's Blitz!
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
5
Dec 13 2023
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Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness
The Smashing Pumpkins
5
Dec 14 2023
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The Wall
Pink Floyd
5
Dec 15 2023
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Pretenders
Pretenders
5
Dec 18 2023
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Getz/Gilberto
Stan Getz
3
Dec 19 2023
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A Hard Day's Night
Beatles
4
Dec 20 2023
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Ghosteen
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
5
Dec 21 2023
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Metal Box
Public Image Ltd.
Credit to the bass player, but John Lydon's agonizing, out-of-tune vocals and the overall monotonous, cacophonous mess make it an album I certainly would have preferred living without hearing.
"But that's the point, don't you get it?!?", a pretentious music snob scoffs at me before disappearing up their own asshole.
Sometimes you have to call a spade a spade.
1
Dec 22 2023
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Vanishing Point
Primal Scream
If this hadn’t immediately followed Public Image Ltd’s Metal Box, I’d probably have given this a 1/5 too.
2
Dec 25 2023
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Band On The Run
Paul McCartney and Wings
4
Dec 26 2023
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A Christmas Gift For You From Phil Spector
Various Artists
3
Dec 27 2023
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S&M
Metallica
A sporadically entertaining 90s curio whose arrangements miss at least as much as they hit.
3
Dec 28 2023
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Gris Gris
Dr. John
4
Dec 29 2023
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Da Capo
Love
2
Jan 01 2024
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Debut
Björk
4
Jan 08 2024
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James Brown Live At The Apollo
James Brown
4
Jan 09 2024
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Maggot Brain
Funkadelic
Shame about the fart noises.
4
Jan 10 2024
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Station To Station
David Bowie
5
Jan 11 2024
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69 Love Songs
The Magnetic Fields
3
Jan 12 2024
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Chicago Transit Authority
Chicago
2
Jan 15 2024
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Rumours
Fleetwood Mac
5
Jan 16 2024
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Lost In The Dream
The War On Drugs
4
Jan 17 2024
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Exit Planet Dust
The Chemical Brothers
4
Jan 18 2024
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Everything Must Go
Manic Street Preachers
2
Jan 19 2024
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The Sensual World
Kate Bush
4
Jan 22 2024
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Songs From The Big Chair
Tears For Fears
5
Jan 23 2024
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The Fat Of The Land
The Prodigy
5
Jan 24 2024
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Two Dancers
Wild Beasts
3
Jan 25 2024
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The Lamb Lies Down On Broadway
Genesis
1
Jan 26 2024
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Meat Is Murder
The Smiths
2
Jan 29 2024
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Exodus
Bob Marley & The Wailers
4
Jan 30 2024
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Jazz Samba
Stan Getz
This slaps.
5
Jan 31 2024
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A Walk Across The Rooftops
The Blue Nile
2
Feb 01 2024
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Stripped
Christina Aguilera
It was actually pretty good, but Holy Christ, 77 minutes.
3
Feb 02 2024
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Aladdin Sane
David Bowie
B+ tier Bowie.
4
Feb 05 2024
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She's So Unusual
Cyndi Lauper
4
Feb 06 2024
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Odessey And Oracle
The Zombies
Time of the Season is great. The preceding 32 minutes, not so much.
2
Feb 07 2024
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We Are Family
Sister Sledge
It's not for me, and several of the songs stretch way too long, most notably the title track (which is quite possibly the worst on the album). But I can see the appeal.
3
Feb 08 2024
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Winter In America
Gil Scott-Heron
3
Feb 09 2024
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Court And Spark
Joni Mitchell
3
Feb 12 2024
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Smash
The Offspring
4
Feb 13 2024
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Tusk
Fleetwood Mac
5
Feb 14 2024
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Yank Crime
Drive Like Jehu
3
Feb 15 2024
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A Grand Don't Come For Free
The Streets
3
Feb 16 2024
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Penthouse And Pavement
Heaven 17
3
Feb 19 2024
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Beauty And The Beat
The Go-Go's
4
Feb 20 2024
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One Nation Under A Groove
Funkadelic
2
Feb 21 2024
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Slippery When Wet
Bon Jovi
2
Feb 22 2024
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Hybrid Theory
Linkin Park
SHUT UP WHEN I’M TALKING TO YOU!!!!!
1
Feb 23 2024
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Madman Across The Water
Elton John
4
Feb 26 2024
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Ten
Pearl Jam
I almost skipped this since I know the record inside and out, and I'm really glad I didn't.
I took the opportunity to listen to Brendan O'Brien remix of the album (listed as "Ten Redux" on streaming) which I think I was dismissive of originally; after a dedicated listen I think it sounds phenomenal compared to the original mix while still being respectful of and faithful to it.
The "big 4" being rock radio staples for the better part of 30 years have done nothing to diminish the impact and quality of the entire album.
1001 Albums has got me better attuned as to what albums I enjoy purely for their nostalgia factor vs. what have truly gone the distance, and this album in my eyes is easily the latter and a 5/5 masterpiece.
5
Feb 27 2024
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Californication
Red Hot Chili Peppers
2
Feb 28 2024
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In Utero
Nirvana
4
Feb 29 2024
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Heartbreaker
Ryan Adams
4
Mar 01 2024
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Spiderland
Slint
3
Mar 04 2024
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Morrison Hotel
The Doors
3
Mar 05 2024
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Melodrama
Lorde
A modern classic. Easy 5/5
5
Mar 06 2024
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The Gilded Palace Of Sin
The Flying Burrito Brothers
3
Mar 07 2024
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In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida
Iron Butterfly
2
Mar 08 2024
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The Stranger
Billy Joel
All killer no filler.
5
Mar 11 2024
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Blood Sugar Sex Magik
Red Hot Chili Peppers
3
Mar 12 2024
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Pretzel Logic
Steely Dan
3
Mar 13 2024
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Non-Stop Erotic Cabaret
Soft Cell
Pretty fucking bad.
2
Mar 14 2024
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The Predator
Ice Cube
5
Mar 15 2024
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Broken English
Marianne Faithfull
4
Mar 18 2024
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The Bends
Radiohead
5
Mar 19 2024
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The Low End Theory
A Tribe Called Quest
4
Mar 20 2024
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Femi Kuti
Femi Kuti
Welp, turns out I'm an Afrobeat fan.
5
Mar 21 2024
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Foo Fighters
Foo Fighters
4
Mar 22 2024
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It Takes A Nation Of Millions To Hold Us Back
Public Enemy
4
Mar 25 2024
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Different Class
Pulp
4
Mar 26 2024
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Africa Brasil
Jorge Ben Jor
3
Mar 27 2024
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The Lexicon Of Love
ABC
1
Mar 28 2024
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Scott 2
Scott Walker
1
Mar 29 2024
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Group Sex
Circle Jerks
1
Apr 01 2024
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Ellington at Newport
Duke Ellington
3
Apr 02 2024
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Bryter Layter
Nick Drake
5
Apr 03 2024
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KIWANUKA
Michael Kiwanuka
4
Apr 04 2024
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1989
Taylor Swift
First time listening, although given its popularity I probably recognised 6 or 7 tracks. I took the liberty of listening to Taylor's Version.
I thought "Welcome to New York" was a particularly weak opener, both musically and lyrically. I'd also be quite happy to never hear "Shake it Off" again after it got overplayed to death a decade ago.
Rest of the album was solid, I was genuinely surprised how much I enjoyed the back half of the album I was less familiar with, as well as the Vault tracks.
Overall, while not exactly my cup of tea, I'd say this is a solid pop album with good production values that lives up to its reputation.
4
Apr 05 2024
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Selected Ambient Works 85-92
Aphex Twin
3
Apr 08 2024
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Tracy Chapman
Tracy Chapman
4
Apr 09 2024
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Heroes
David Bowie
4
Apr 10 2024
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E.V.O.L.
Sonic Youth
Certainly not my favourite Sonic Youth album.
3
Apr 11 2024
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Maxinquaye
Tricky
It's perfectly serviceable, but why do I find this album so bland and uninspired?
It doesn't help that the Glory Box ripoff immediately made me wish I was listening to Dummy instead.
Honestly the best part of the listen was the album ending, and Apple keeping the music going with a pretty great trip-hop mix featuring Massive Attack, UNKLE, Lovage, Bjork, Francesca Belmonte, & Martina Topley-Bird solo.
2
Apr 12 2024
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Mermaid Avenue
Billy Bragg
3
Apr 15 2024
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Zombie
Fela Kuti
4
Apr 16 2024
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The Joshua Tree
U2
3
Apr 17 2024
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Pills 'n' Thrills And Bellyaches
Happy Mondays
3
Apr 18 2024
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I Should Coco
Supergrass
3
Apr 19 2024
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Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
Beatles
5
Apr 22 2024
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Stand!
Sly & The Family Stone
4
Apr 23 2024
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The Velvet Underground
The Velvet Underground
5
Apr 24 2024
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The Psychedelic Sounds of the 13th Floor Elevators
The 13th Floor Elevators
4
Apr 25 2024
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Revolver
Beatles
Take away the historical context and groundbreaking production of the time, and you're still left with 14 incredibly diverse and well-crafted pop songs making up one of their best and consistently-great albums.
Also, the 2022 mix I listened to sounded absolutely sublime compared to the old hard-panned stereo mix.
5
Apr 26 2024
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Trout Mask Replica
Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band
I genuinely feel for anyone who has invested significant time in the mental gymnastics needed to convince themselves that this dreck holds artistic value, conditioning themselves through constant repetitive trauma to find artificial enjoyment in it.
Life is short. Embrace it. Hug your wife and kids. Call your mum. Cuddle your cat.
1
Apr 29 2024
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Disintegration
The Cure
Perfection.
5
Apr 30 2024
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My Generation
The Who
Some great tracks, some terrible tracks, but mostly just mid. Glimpses of what they'd become.
3
May 01 2024
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Raising Hell
Run-D.M.C.
4
May 02 2024
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Ingenue
k.d. lang
She has a great voice, and Constant Craving is a classic. But I really didn't care for this album as a whole.
2
May 03 2024
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GI
Germs
2
May 06 2024
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Hotel California
Eagles
3
May 07 2024
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Dusty In Memphis
Dusty Springfield
3
May 08 2024
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We're Only In It For The Money
The Mothers Of Invention
Man Zappa sure showed those hippies!
Unlistenable and unpleasant boomer shite masquerading as lame satire that was apparently cutting-edge and biting 50 years ago.
1
May 09 2024
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Sweetheart Of The Rodeo
The Byrds
2
May 10 2024
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Follow The Leader
Korn
I truly don't think I'll ever fully recover from hearing "All in the Family".
1
May 13 2024
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Murmur
R.E.M.
I was never a huge REM fan outside of the 90s radio staples, but wow, what a killer debut. The band is already fully formed, there's not a single bad track, the musicianship is tight and production sounds timeless and *nothing* like 1983!
I genuinely don't know how it ranks compared to their other albums in the court of popular opinion, but as far as I'm concerned, this one's pure 🔥.
5
May 14 2024
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Sound of Silver
LCD Soundsystem
The soundtrack to my mid 20s. A damn near perfect album.
James & co. never did manage to top this one, which hit just the right balance of honouring and celebrating its influences while being unabashedly its own thing.
5
May 15 2024
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Surf's Up
The Beach Boys
Surprisingly great. Only song I recognised was 'Feel Flows' from the Almost Famous credits but really liked the variety and overall mood on offer, and 'Long Promised Road' is an absolute banger.
4
May 16 2024
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Here Are the Sonics
The Sonics
The covers ran the gamut from pretty good to downright woeful ('Miss Molly'), but the originals weren't bad and overall I didn't mind the vibe and lo-fi aesthetic.
But Jesus fucking Christ, the cumulative effect of the constant WOWWWWWWWW!!!!!s was just way too much. Each one hurt more than the last, and turned into the longest 28 minutes and 42 seconds of my life.
Might have made a decent 45 or couple of tracks in a shuffle playlist, but as an album it became actively unpleasant to listen to.
2
May 17 2024
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Rid Of Me
PJ Harvey
The album that made a 19 year old me build a Chu Moy headphone amp!
A raw & abrasive almost-masterpiece that is only let down (IMHO) by the unnecessary and jarring Man-Size Sextet.
The OG PJ Harvey trio always sounded great, but Albini's production (not always my cup of tea) is truly fantastic here and elevates the music and lyrics fantastically well (as anyone who's heard the interesting but somewhat lacklustre-by-comparison versions on 4-Track Demos can attest to.)
I'm giving it a bonus point for the uncompromisingly dynamic mix that is a giant middle-finger to the loudness war. Crank it fucking loud.
5
May 20 2024
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At Newport 1960
Muddy Waters
3
May 21 2024
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Never Mind The Bollocks, Here’s The Sex Pistols
Sex Pistols
4
May 22 2024
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Is This It
The Strokes
An undeniable nostalgia 5 for me.
It's July 2001, I am weeks away from turning 18 and finishing High School. The Strokes fly into Australia to support You Am I. The album hasn't even dropped yet, but that's basically their setlist in order. News spreads from other states of what awaits us. Four glorious nights in a row at the Newtown Theatre in Sydney quickly become legend, culminating an early album drop months before anywhere else in the world. Something momentous has occurred. We're finally free of our post-grunge and nu-metal shackles.
I'd like to think the album holds up without nostalgia goggles, but I honestly can't tell. These 35 odd minutes sounded huge back then, and it always will to me.
If not, a bonus point for the iconic non-American artwork perchance?
5
May 23 2024
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I'm Your Man
Leonard Cohen
And I thought I liked Leonard Cohen...
It genuinely sounds like a parody of 80s production, like I'm stuck inside a cruise ship bar for lonely middle-aged men on karaoke night. The loneliest and oldest man, whose wife disappeared in mysterious circumstances, now earns a living mumbling words while demoing the worlds first MIDI keyboard.
Up until 'Jazz Police' I would have argued it's just extremely dated production. But I now insist this entire album was an elaborate troll and somehow 80s audiences unironically ate it up. It's the only logical explanation.
The literal opposite of polishing a turd.
2
May 24 2024
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Sister
Sonic Youth
3
May 27 2024
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Seventeen Seconds
The Cure
4
May 28 2024
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Brothers In Arms
Dire Straits
This was my first Dire Straits album, although I obviously knew Money For Nothing, and Walk of Life (which I've always hated for its faux-rockabilly sound and chintzy organ)
I understand it moved a lot of CD players in the mid 80s. But despite some interesting guitar work, I disliked most of it and are completely baffled to its **17x Platinum** status here in Australia.
Why are the songs so goddamn long? Are the shorter vinyl album versions abridged, or were these unnaturally stretched out to demonstrate the amazing runtime of the CD? Why is the middle section so unbelievably boring? How can anyone feel *anything* from the overly sterile 80s production and insipid lyrics?
2
May 29 2024
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Truth
Jeff Beck
Really liked Jeff Beck's guitar work. Rod Stewart and the song selection slightly less so, but it's perfectly serviceable.
3
May 30 2024
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Moby Grape
Moby Grape
3
May 31 2024
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Van Halen
Van Halen
Huge in its day, and still holds up very well indeed. The blueprint for the next decade of rock.
4
Jun 03 2024
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Be
Common
Easily one of the best hip-hop albums of the 00s.
5
Jun 04 2024
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Chirping Crickets
Buddy Holly & The Crickets
Unlikely to enter my regular rotation, but it’s held up well and I enjoyed it.
3
Jun 05 2024
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Life Thru A Lens
Robbie Williams
52 minutes long and absolutely nothing of substance.
2
Jun 06 2024
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Leftism
Leftfield
Sporadically interesting but often uninspired 90s electronica, the kind that might have introed a cracked game for my Amiga 500.
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2
Jun 07 2024
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Eli And The Thirteenth Confession
Laura Nyro
2
Jun 10 2024
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Home Is Where The Music Is
Hugh Masekela
Very smooth. Nice and varied compositions managed to keep my interest for the entire running time.
4
Jun 11 2024
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Kid A
Radiohead
A truly timeless masterpiece.
5
Jun 12 2024
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Brothers
The Black Keys
I remember really enjoying this on release but I don't think time has been kind to this one.
It's perfectly fine of course, but endless licensing to TV and commercials has dulled its appeal and contributed to its overly-clean-production-with-hot-vocals sounding cliché. It's unmistakably the sound of 2010 and possibly even a contributing factor to rock music's decline. Too harsh?
Upon relistening I quite enjoyed the lesser-exposed back half I hadn't heard in many years and would probably give it a 3.5 if I could.
3
Jun 13 2024
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Traffic
Traffic
I really enjoyed this. Quite surprised I'd never heard of them, although Steve Winwood's name rang a bell.
Thoroughly enjoyed the mix of blues, folk, and psychedelic. You Can All Join In was a strong opener, and Pearly Queen sounded like the authentic blues rock experience I was sorely lacking yesterday when I had to review The Black Keys. Feeling Alright is certainly a classic I'm not sure if I'd ever head the original.
Not perfect by any means, but a very solid record IMO.
4
Jun 14 2024
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Coat Of Many Colors
Dolly Parton
3
Jun 17 2024
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More Songs About Buildings And Food
Talking Heads
What an outstanding and amazingly fun album. Production is sublime with super tight rhythms, great guitar work, and some epic bass lines.
5
Jun 18 2024
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The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill
Lauryn Hill
Some undeniably great tracks but I never quite got the hype for this.
As an album it's mostly good, occasionally great. But it's too long and there's plenty of filler.
3
Jun 19 2024
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Djam Leelii
Baaba Maal
I'm sorry, I just couldn't get into it. Vocals too grating, songs too repetitive, album too long.
2
Jun 20 2024
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My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
Kanye West
An undeniable classic, the biggest and best hip-hop album of its time. It still sounds great today (despite the overcompressed/clipping mix)
Credit where credit's due. Kanye's an asshat that has fallen off the deep end, hasn't made anything remotely comparable since, and apparently still doesn't get the fishsticks joke.
It's a shame we immediately went from the highs of 'Runaway' to Kanye getting asshole bleach on his T-shirt, but for a brief shining moment in the early 2010s Kanye had beaten his detractors and was on top of the world.
5
Jun 21 2024
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Who's Next
The Who
Great album, obviously phenomenal opens and closers, but the middle sags a little.
4
Jun 24 2024
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Let It Bleed
The Rolling Stones
S-Tier for sure. A perfect blend of rock, blues, country, and gospel, bookended by two of the greatest songs ever written.
5
Jun 25 2024
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Electric Ladyland
Jimi Hendrix
4
Jun 26 2024
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Black Metal
Venom
Not completely terrible, but I did not enjoy it and I will never listen to it again. It was hard to tell if it was cliched, or the precursor to those cliches, but I've certainly heard a lot better metal.
2
Jun 27 2024
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Licensed To Ill
Beastie Boys
Very much enjoyed a re-listen of this classic. It hasn't aged as much as I feared and for the most part* is still a very fun listen.
* But 'Girls' is still an insta-skip for me. Just terrible.
4
Jun 28 2024
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Apple Venus Volume 1
XTC
Occasionally I'd find myself enjoying a moment or two, but overall the whole thing sounded incredibly derivative and pretentious, and the lyrics were often terrible (eg. My Dictionary)
2
Jul 01 2024
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Arthur (Or the Decline and Fall of the British Empire)
The Kinks
First Kinks album. Could hear the lineage of late 90s/early 00s UK indie rock in this. Musicianship was solid and there were a few great tracks, but I did find it slightly underwhelming.
3
Jul 02 2024
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Crime Of The Century
Supertramp
Sadly not a fan of this one. A couple of nice moments including the closing track but they were few and far between. Not a fan of the singer's voice and wish it was proggier.
2
Jul 03 2024
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Dear Science
TV On The Radio
Always enjoyed this one. Dancing Choose, Golden Age and DLZ are absolute bangers, almost everything else is extremely solid. Only track I'm not huge on is Stork & Owl but it's okay.
4
Jul 04 2024
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Talking Heads 77
Talking Heads
Gotta admit, after instantly enjoying the absolute shit out of their second album when it popped up, one I was previously unfamiliar with, I found this first album to be quite underwhelming by comparison.
Psycho Killer is obviously a very bright highlight in their entire discography, but I feel the rest is good albeit somewhat forgettable, and the band were yet to find their groove on this one. Just doesn't have the usual Talking Heads magic to me.
Interested to see if it grows on me, but I'm having trouble mustering more than a 3.
3
Jul 05 2024
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Scott 4
Scott Walker
I will never listen to it again, but thankfully it was better than Scott 2.
2
Jul 08 2024
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Live At Leeds
The Who
I listened to the 37 minute original and I loved it. No filler, none of my favourite Who songs either, just an awesome show, some very great drumming from Mr. Moon, and practically zero crowd noise.
4
Jul 09 2024
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It's Too Late to Stop Now
Van Morrison
I am not a fan of live albums nor particularly familiar with the oeuvre of Van Morrison, but despite its hefty runtime I thought this was great. Good soulful voice, band are precise yet somehow sound effortles, the overall vibe is warm and inviting. Will definitely come back to this one.
4
Jul 10 2024
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Happy Trails
Quicksilver Messenger Service
Even by 60s jam band standards, this one was giant pretentious steaming noodly jizzbridge of wank.
1
Jul 11 2024
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Mama Said Knock You Out
LL Cool J
Great title track but the rest of this hasn't exactly aged well.
3
Jul 12 2024
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School's Out
Alice Cooper
Surprisingly varied and enjoyable.
3
Jul 15 2024
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Everybody Knows This Is Nowhere
Neil Young & Crazy Horse
The best part of the album was when I got 2 minutes into "Down By the River" and could just enjoy Crazy Horse rocking out for a while, without having to endure Neil's shitty voice.
2
Jul 16 2024
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Otis Blue/Otis Redding Sings Soul
Otis Redding
An undeniably great album.
5
Jul 17 2024
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Figure 8
Elliott Smith
Probably the Elliott Smith album I least engaged with back in the day. With 20 years in the rearview mirror I really enjoyed it in retrospect and think it might be one of his best works. Great production and solid variety throughout, even a rocker or two.
4
Jul 18 2024
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Exile In Guyville
Liz Phair
Very pleasantly surprised by this one. I was aware of Liz Phair, but had only really heard her awful potty-mouthed-Avril-Lavigne attempt of the early 2000s, whatever the album was where she extols the virtues of using men's bodily fluids as moisturiser.
Leaning pretty heavily into riot grrl sensibilities and having some pretty funny and biting lyrics while maintaining a sound that is both accessible and varied is a pretty neat balancing act. You can clearly hear its influences in 90s alt rock, 00s indie and beyond.
4
Jul 19 2024
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Only Built 4 Cuban Linx
Raekwon
Starts alright but gets boring quickly. Entirely one-note and way, way, WAY too long.
2
Jul 22 2024
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The Wildest!
Louis Prima
Not my thing and I'd question its essential status, but it was perfectly pleasant, and at times even fun.
3
Jul 23 2024
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Channel Orange
Frank Ocean
Clearly I'm in the minority but I've never _quite_ understood the hype. For the most part all I hear a decent but second-rate Stevie Wonder imitation, interspersed with mumbled rap and/or a grating falsetto.
It's not all mild disappointment though. Pyramids provides a much needed up-tempo shot of adrenalin in its first half, and Crack Rock and Lost on either side of it are pretty solid or at least interesting too.
3
Jul 24 2024
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Dire Straits
Dire Straits
Given my previous distaste for mid-80s Dire Straits I was very surprised by how much I enjoyed this. Sultans of Swing is the only song I knew, but overall I thought it was a surprisingly well-formed collection of songs for a debut, with great guitar work and solid lyrics.
To me this is everything Brothers in Arms isn't: a cohesive, warm, evocative and authentic-sounding roots/blues rock album, free of overproduced and overlong 80s excess.
4
Jul 25 2024
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Sound Affects
The Jam
Great, prominent basslines throughout, some interesting guitar work, occasionally straying into the Bowie-esque but a nice cohesive 35 minutes that's just a little too samey for my liking. An enjoyable 3.5.
3
Jul 26 2024
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Stephen Stills
Stephen Stills
Some great moments, some not-so-great moments, but overall, not bad.
3
Jul 27 2024
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White Blood Cells
The White Stripes
Probably haven't listened to this one in 15-20 years. This was *huge* in 2001 and while I loved it back in the day, I'm surprised at how well it holds up versus, say, The Black Keys.
More polished than De Stijl, perhaps not quite as triumphant as Elephant, but the beginning of their reign as Garage king and queen. A diverse and well rounded album with not single a bad track.
5
Jul 28 2024
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Drunk
Thundercat
Extremely tedious.
2
Jul 29 2024
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Parklife
Blur
An undeniable classic, but I still think it has its fair share of duds.
3
Jul 30 2024
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Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers
Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
Really enjoyed this one. A short but sweet debut.
4
Jul 31 2024
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The Undertones
The Undertones
Super fun pop punk. 3.5.
3
Aug 01 2024
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Too Rye Ay
Dexys Midnight Runners
I wasn’t looking forward to this assignment. After all, I hate Come on Eileen with the fire of a thousand suns. It’s only gotten worse with the numerous and obvious men’s bodily fluid joke in recent years, found everywhere from American Dad to this very site. The only joy it’s ever provided me is the hilariously bad live version on their official YouTube, but alas the song remains the same.
Still, you try and approach every album with an open mind. Isn’t that the whole point of this endeavour?
I don’t know why there are 3 versions of this thing on Apple Music, but naturally I chose the shortest one. I have questions about why Kevin Rowland felt the need to put his own name in front of the bands for apparently this one album alone.
He is the worst part of it. In his normal register he sounds fine, a little like a happy Robert Smith. But every octave outside of the mid range is like nails on a chalkboard.
The second he stretches and strains his vocal cords to produce that cacophonous strangled cat of a falsetto I nope the fuck out.
2
Aug 02 2024
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Mott
Mott The Hoople
Mostly a boring derivative slog that answers the question "What if David Bowie couldn't sing?". Best left behind in the 70s, but credit for the interesting violin solo on Violence.
2
Aug 03 2024
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Boston
Boston
Super fun and impeccably clean classic rock. Holds up very well, and it’s honestly pretty hard to fault.
It is interesting to me how America-centric the album's success was, with 85% of sales coming from US and 5% from Canada. Certainly doesn't seem to have made much of a splash here in Australia, and I’d say it’s quite rare to hear on classic rock radio here; if anything it evokes nostalgia of the 2 years I spent living in Canada in the 2010s.
4
Aug 04 2024
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Blue
Joni Mitchell
I appreciate its place in music history, but I've tried to enjoy this album more than a few times over the years, and something about it just doesn't quite click with me.
I go back and forth on whether I enjoy her voice or not, but I definitely think it's too loud in the mix.
3
Aug 05 2024
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Life's Too Good
The Sugarcubes
An interesting pre-solo Bjork curio with maybe 3 decent songs?
2
Aug 06 2024
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Deja Vu
Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young
First time listening to a CSN(+Y) album.
So far I've given a 5 to Crosby, a 3 to Stills, and a 2 to Young+Crazy Horse, whose upper-register singing voice is like nails on a chalkboard to me. Nash remains an enigma, but I get the feeling he's a little too twee and whimsical for my liking, like McCartney's bad days.
This album has done nothing to change my beliefs, although I think given enough time I can build a compilation I enjoy.
S: Almost Cut My Hair
A: Country Girl
B: Deja Vu, 4+20
C: Carry On, Woodstock, Everybody I Love You
D: Helpless, Our House
F: Teach Your Children
2
Aug 07 2024
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Since I Left You
The Avalanches
A monumental achievement in sampling and dance music and an undeniable classic.
Perhaps due to its sheer inventiveness or diversity, I think it holds up better than albums such as Endtroducing, and certainly compared to the poppier/big beat artists of the time like Fatboy Slim or Moby.
I thoroughly enjoyed revisiting this, even if I do prefer their _amazing_ 2020 album We Will Always Love You quite a bit more.
5
Aug 08 2024
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Led Zeppelin
Led Zeppelin
Legendary.
5
Aug 09 2024
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The Visitors
ABBA
I approached this with some trepidation as I'm not the biggest ABBA fan. I recognised none of these tracks, even though ABBA Gold was my mother's housework soundtrack for a few years back in the 90s.
Credit where credits due, I liked this. The production and mix itself is sublime, the opening title track is a fucking banger, and I enjoyed the theatricality of I Let the Music Speak as well.
3
Aug 10 2024
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Surfer Rosa
Pixies
Classic debut. Pixies knew who they wanted to be and arrived fully-formed. They would go on to bigger greatness, but the punk sensibilities, quirkiness, and interplay between Frank and Kim make this one a fun album to revisit.
4
Aug 11 2024
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Mr. Tambourine Man
The Byrds
Pleasant enough, but not something I'm in a hurry to revisit.
3
Aug 12 2024
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Calenture
The Triffids
I'm genuinely baffled by the hatred for this entry. I've never heard of these guys, and I'm from Australia, but honestly it's a pretty great 80s pop-rock album.
Production sounds very typical of the period, and I can hear some INXS, The Church, and Nick Cave similarities but mostly I think the singer sounds like Tim Booth from UK Band James. Musically and lyrically I think its very solid with some nice flourishes and variety.
Would much rather listen to this than yet another fucking Morrissey/Smiths album.
4
Aug 13 2024
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Dirt
Alice In Chains
Having never really listened to Alice in Chains back in the 90s, I have zero nostalgia for this. I don't quite get the grunge label, it sounds like sludgy Sabbath-eqsue 70s metal mixed with a bit of 80s alt rock to me.
It was a bit of a fatiguing listen but I think it picked up after the first few songs. Sickman and Rooster in particular felt like a much-needed shot in the arm.
3
Aug 14 2024
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Bossanova
Pixies
Love Surfer Rosa, love Doolittle...but this one has always left me a little cold. It's, fine I guess, but nothing approaching their best. I mean even Trompe le Monde has U-Mass on it.
3
Aug 15 2024
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The Stone Roses
The Stone Roses
Honestly, I've tried, but for the most part this album does absolutely nothing for me.
There is one noticeable exception -- the extended instrumental outro on I am the Resurrection absolutely slaps.
2
Aug 16 2024
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Modern Sounds in Country and Western Music
Ray Charles
I skipped the second disc as only the first seems to be the original album. From what I can gather it is a historical significant album, but knowing none of that, it's a tight 39 minutes of reworking that holds up amazingly well.
Ray's voice was impeccable as you'd expect, the song selection was nice and varied and the big band sounded great. Definitely will see a few tracks entering my weekend breakfast rotation.
4
Aug 17 2024
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Document
R.E.M.
It's a shame I don't think the back half of the album is quite as excellent as the first; Lightnin' Hopkins in particular I'd consider a bit of a low point.
Overall a great album that while not as strong as Murmur IMO, dials down the jangle and ups the intensity to great success.
4
Aug 18 2024
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Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
Elton John
I'm going to hypocritically ignore my own personal code and give this a 5 despite it having a clunker or two. It's a mammoth double album with both huge hits and amazing deep cuts.
Funeral for a Friend is the highlight because of course it is.
5
Aug 19 2024
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Cosmo's Factory
Creedence Clearwater Revival
Huge hits, extended jams, an 11 minute Grapevine...this album has it all. Expanding beyond swamp rock and rockabilly into soul, country, and rhythm and blues, it's honestly hard to fault.
5
Aug 20 2024
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At San Quentin
Johnny Cash
Pretty great, but honestly not as good as Folsom.
I of course listened to the 34 minute original, but the bleeped swears are annoying.
4
Aug 21 2024
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Dry
PJ Harvey
I’ve always enjoyed this one, but put it a tiny bit below the extremely high bar set by some of the albums that would follow. I… think I was wrong?
The two singles remain the high point for me, but I enjoyed every second of this listen. I don’t know if it’s been remastered or what, but the OG trio sound great here.
Grading on a curve be damned, Dry gets the 5 it deserves.
5
Aug 22 2024
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En-Tact
The Shamen
Embarrassingly awful.
1
Aug 23 2024
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Entertainment
Gang Of Four
It might be a little _too_ minimalist for me, but I'd say it's held up decently well and has its moments. I can certainly hear the influence on later post-punk bands.
3
Aug 24 2024
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A Rush Of Blood To The Head
Coldplay
This was a hard one to rate.
I *did* genuinely enjoy listening to this for the first time in 20 years, even though I've always found it vastly inferior to 'Parachutes'.
God Put a Smile On Your Face, The Scientist and Warning Sign are all solid, and I've always particularly enjoyed the title track and Amsterdam, which close out the album beautifully.
But then there's the truly execrable Clocks, the mere hint of that arpeggio triggering some sort of PTSD, and the other truly forgettable tracks.
This is the ultimately album that killed any interest in Coldplay for me. Rather than building on a strong debut, it set them on their course for superstardom as a meandering, U2-like, inexplicably popular nothing-band.
As an epitaph, I think a 3 is fair.
3
Aug 25 2024
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Violent Femmes
Violent Femmes
I obviously knew Blister, but this was a fun listen. Sounds like nothing else from 1983 and almost like a protopunk Mountain Goats.
I think it dipped a little in the middle but it opens and closes strong.
4
Aug 26 2024
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Gorillaz
Gorillaz
Well, it's certainly not the best Gorillaz album, or even in the top 3.
But there's something about its balls-to-the-wall, whiplash-inducing genre-hopping that remains an intriguing and strangely charming listen outside of its biggest hits.
Probably more of a 3.5, but 3 seemed too low.
4
Aug 27 2024
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OK Computer
Radiohead
So celebrated it's practically cliche, OK Computer remains a phenomenal achievement and deserves its reputation as the single greatest album of the 90s.
10 🤖s out of 5
5
Aug 28 2024
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Opus Dei
Laibach
Ja nein.
2
Aug 29 2024
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Actually
Pet Shop Boys
Dated but decent.
3
Aug 30 2024
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Hunting High And Low
a-ha
I didn't *love* it but there were a couple of surprisingly good tracks beyond Take on Me.
3
Aug 31 2024
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21
Adele
The big hits off this were certainly inescapable back in the early 2010s, but this is the first time I listened to the album proper.
There's maybe one ballad too many but overall I'd say it's pretty great for it's genre. I'll Be Waiting is an absolute banger. I am *baffled* as to how it's the least popular song by far according to Spotify.
I am, however, deducting an entire point for the completely uninspired and unnecessary cover of The Cure's Lovesong. It's already been covered to death, the pedestrian bossanova accompaniment adds nothing, and it's even missing the biggest melodic hook from the song.
3
Sep 01 2024
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The Scream
Siouxsie And The Banshees
I didn't enjoy this as much as I expected. It has a great punk vibe, Siouxsie brings the energy and the attitude, and I can hear the influence on Bat for Lashes, PJ Harvey, Sleater-Kinney et al.
But something about the actual song selection left me cold? I don't know. I hated the Helter Skelter cover, everything else was fine but lacking anything truly memorable on first listen.
3
Sep 02 2024
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Music For The Jilted Generation
The Prodigy
As a young teenager introduced to The Prodigy via music videos and Wipeout 2097, I always had a preference for Fat of the Land, but in retrospect I do think this is their best album.
A truly groundbreaking mix of techno/rave/big beat/electronica, it still managed to cross over to alt/rock nerds like me who'd never set foot inside a rave, through it's punk energy, aggressive beats, and impeccably layered production.
There is some cringeworthy circa-1990 dance on this list that has aged extremely poorly. It's amazing the difference a few years make, this is anything but. It still sounds big, bold, fresh, interesting and utterly timeless.
5
Sep 03 2024
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Sticky Fingers
The Rolling Stones
Man, the Stones really were unstoppable from 1968-1972.
They weren't shy of exploring various flavours of rock, country, blues, and more, but the balancing act was absolutely perfect on this album. All members are in fine form and more than half the album is A-tier or above.
Consider the sheer hookiness of 'Brown Sugar'. The understated beauty of 'Wild Horses'. The unique and epic jamming on Can't You Hear Me 'Knocking'. Their now-honed-and-perfected authentic country-roots sound on 'Dead Flowers'. The swagger (and killer horn session) of 'Bitch'. The hauntingly melancholy of 'Sister Morphine'. The beautiful introspection and strings on 'Moonlight Mile'.
The sleazy cover of 'You Gotta Move' is probably the only weaker track that isn't great in isolation, but as an interlude closing out side A it works great in context.
On it's own I don't know how to give it anything but top marks. But in the context of the albums on either side of it, it also firmly makes the case for The Rolling Stones to have one of the best four-album runs in music history.
5
Sep 04 2024
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Picture Book
Simply Red
Neuroscientists, musicologists, and other top academic researchers should study this album to analyse how they managed to suck all of the soul out of soul music.
Mick Hucknall has a good voice but this is a truly dismal slice of 80s waiting room Muzak.
It also features one of the worst Talking Heads covers ever recorded. kd lang does a great cover of Heaven because she understands the need for a little restraint. This version is amped up into the terrible-stratosphere.
I am charitably giving it a 2 because, while it is awful, it is a dull & inoffensive background awful, and I know things would get even worse with 'Fairground'.
2
Sep 05 2024
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Soul Mining
The The
It was fine. Seemed a little restrained and I found my attention waning at times, but some nice moments.
3
Sep 06 2024
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Deserter's Songs
Mercury Rev
I found my interest waning at time, to the point I felt it warranted a second listen. It is often at times Flaming Lips-esque in its instrumentation and brittle vocals, but 'The Soft Bulletin' it is not.
Overall a pleasant album, with some interesting flourishes and a couple of standout tracks like Opus 40 and Holes. But I didn't quite understand the significance of this one.
3
Sep 07 2024
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Kind Of Blue
Miles Davis
No additional commentary necessary.
5
Sep 08 2024
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Reign In Blood
Slayer
A true thrash classic.
4
Sep 09 2024
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Bug
Dinosaur Jr.
Started strong, devolved into some fairy generic and samey indie rock for the most part. Then came "Don't". I'm okay with noise rock but that was straight up obnoxious. Started a 4, ended a 2.
2
Sep 10 2024
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Dookie
Green Day
Confession time.
Many of these songs were forever ingrained in my youth, the soundtrack to a million mix tapes, CDs, Winamp playlists, hangouts, and parties, but I'd never heard this classic album in full before.
By the time I became an album collector in my later teens, I was also an insufferable music elitist douche that considered these pop-punk pioneers and their light-hearted attitude beneath me. Something for my younger sister to enjoy.
Listening to this was both deeply nostalgic and strangely fresh. Full of Big riffs, solid basslines, clean production and no skips, it's an undeniably great album that holds up well, no matter what my stupid 17 year old self thought.
4
Sep 11 2024
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American Gothic
David Ackles
Wasn't a fan of the first track, but I thought "Love's Enough" was quite pretty and understated. Things were looking up!
Then the rest of the album destroyed that goodwill. On paper it sounded like it might be something I'd be interested in but, whatever this is, It's not for me.
2
Sep 12 2024
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Let's Stay Together
Al Green
It was short, and made pleasant enough background music, but there was a certain je ne sais quoi that stopped me from really enjoying it.
Maybe it was the knowledge that Al Green was an abusive piece of shit who beat his pregnant wife to the point where she required stitches because she denied his demands for sex.
Let's Stay Together indeed. Fuck you.
2
Sep 13 2024
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Funeral
Arcade Fire
Still an amazing debut after 20 years. Haunting, beautiful, anthemic, it reinvigorated and redefined the entire indie rock genre.
Their winning streak would continue for at least the next two albums, but they never truly topped this one in my book.
5
Sep 14 2024
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Back In Black
AC/DC
Fuck the insufferable musical elitists and the critiques about their 18-album discography or their deceptively simple style.
This is an absolute classic album that still holds on its merits, let alone against the backdrop of a band losing their talented lead singer and setting a new benchmark for hitting the ground running with v2.0.
5
Sep 15 2024
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The Last Of The True Believers
Nanci Griffith
Fairly straightforward country fare with a great voice. Not exactly my cup of tea, but made for pleasant listening.
3
Sep 16 2024
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Screamadelica
Primal Scream
I had to laugh at what my brain conjured up when I heard 'Primal Scream' vs the bright piano of the opening Rolling Stones-meets-George Michael opening track. It's an absolute delight.
What a unique and interesting album. 'Cohesive' might be a stretch but it's certainly fun and varied.
Probably more of a 3.5, but it's almost bizarre stylistic shifts put me in a good mood and I'm rounding up accordingly.
4
Sep 17 2024
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Fleet Foxes
Fleet Foxes
Honestly, while it's very beautiful music with some standout moments, I struggle to find any urge to listen to it.
3
Sep 18 2024
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Modern Life Is Rubbish
Blur
Doesn't have the biggest hits but this was a fun listen. IMHO a more consistent album overall than Parklife.
4
Sep 19 2024
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Dare!
The Human League
I guess you had to be there.
3
Sep 20 2024
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Chris
Christine and the Queens
It was...fine?
3
Sep 21 2024
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Superunknown
Soundgarden
I wasn't the biggest Soundgarden fan back in the day -- I knew and enjoyed the singles, and owned a copy of their "A Sides" compilation. This was my first full album listen.
I must say I'm surprised at the quality of the entire album. It's very long like many albums of the era, but it's pretty great from beginning to end.
4
Sep 22 2024
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The Trinity Session
Cowboy Junkies
Finished stronger than it started. Definitely need to be in the mood for it, but I can see myself listening to it again. 3.5.
3
Sep 23 2024
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Paul's Boutique
Beastie Boys
Absolute classic. Great production. Lots of fun.
5
Sep 24 2024
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Pink Moon
Nick Drake
Another flawless and beautiful album from Nick Drake.
5
Sep 25 2024
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Kala
M.I.A.
Not every track is great, but I'd say it still holds up well.
3
Sep 26 2024
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Faust IV
Faust
Occasionally interesting but mostly just grating and annoying.
2
Sep 27 2024
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Private Dancer
Tina Turner
It's very 80s, and not for me. But a few classic bangers on here.
3
Sep 28 2024
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Pet Sounds
The Beach Boys
Look, it's nice and all, and I don't want to be a contrarian for the sake of it, but Pet Sounds legendary status has always been a bit baffling to me.
It's a cohesive and enjoyable album, but across its 13 tracks are two great songs, three good songs, and a whole lot of quaint but barely memorable filler that wouldn't even crack the top 40 best Beach Boys songs.
Give me 'Surf's Up' anyday.
3
Sep 29 2024
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Black Holes and Revelations
Muse
A dull and turgid outing from Muse, in which they failed to capitalise on the goodwill of their three good-to-great albums prior, and disappear up their own arseholes chasing US commercial success by sanding off all the rough edges or anything that could be considered even mildly unique or interesting of what was already a pretty derivative band.
This one introduces a Gap-approved, mid-aughts light-guitar-and-synth aesthetic, which just amplifies rather than compliments Matt Bellamy's preposterous vocals.
Lead single Supermassive Black Hole is a truly dire sellout alt-pop anthem firmly targeting that year's EA Sports video game soundtrack placement, but overdoing it so much that it ends up in the hands of 12 year old girls everywhere via the Twilight soundtrack.
The one bright spot is unquestionably Knights of Cydonia, but its placement on the album is also a jarring reminder of how bland and uninspired the preceding 45 minutes were.
(At least the authors came to their senses and removed it from subsequent revisions of the book.)
2
Sep 30 2024
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Raw Like Sushi
Neneh Cherry
Sure, it's dated as all hell, but this was an enjoyably catchy and eclectic listen.
3
Oct 01 2024
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Lady Soul
Aretha Franklin
4
Oct 02 2024
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Welcome to the Afterfuture
Mike Ladd
I've never seen such a short Wikipedia album summary on this site before. So non-notable even fans can’t be bothered putting a few words together. This review is longer.
Clearly it got the attention it deserved.
2
Oct 03 2024
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Twelve Dreams Of Dr. Sardonicus
Spirit
Not a lot of variety in Dr. Sardonicus’s dreams, is there?
2
Oct 04 2024
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All Things Must Pass
George Harrison
Cutting out the Apple Jams and bonus stuff and focusing on the album proper, this is a *fantastic* album by any standard. Highly recommend you listen to the original vinyl tracklisting.
4
Oct 05 2024
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Ready To Die
The Notorious B.I.G.
Biggie's flow is great, but listening to this oversexed and overstuffed skit-heavy album in its entirety becomes incredibly tiresome and tedious.
2
Oct 06 2024
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Synchronicity
The Police
Second half was great.
3
Oct 07 2024
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Hearts And Bones
Paul Simon
I don't mind a bit of Paul Simon, without or without Garfunkel, but as far as albums go. I would question its essential status.
Nice, but certainly not his best.
3
Oct 08 2024
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Ágætis Byrjun
Sigur Rós
Still a hauntingly beautiful album that's just *slightly* too long.
4
Oct 09 2024
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Street Signs
Ozomatli
An interesting fusion of styles, but some of the rapping and lyrics were pretty cringe. Definitely sounds "of its time". Occasionally felt like the soundtrack to an early 00s Showtime or FX drama.
Maybe it was the fact I had to listen to a heavily compressed, unofficial playlist via Youtube, but the mix sounded a little flat and lacking in dynamics.
Despite my mild disappointment, 2 seems too harsh.
3
Oct 10 2024
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Manassas
Stephen Stills
Started out very strong, but the excess of the double album format (or maybe just a dip in quality) certainly wore down its welcome over time. I feel like it'd be better pared down but will have to give it another listen.
I was prepared to give it a 3, but then it picked up again by the end, so a 4 it is.
4
Oct 11 2024
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Hejira
Joni Mitchell
Pleasant enough.
3
Oct 12 2024
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Born To Run
Bruce Springsteen
Yeah, no shit it's good.
5
Oct 13 2024
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Berlin
Lou Reed
Wow. Outside of the VU Lou Reed has always been very hit and miss for me, but this was great.
Beautiful, delicate, dark, foreboding, and engaging, Lou's limited vocals really compliment the music on this one. The strong narrative and subject matter might not be everyone's cup of tea but it certainly isn't boring.
5
Oct 14 2024
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Mask
Bauhaus
It's genuinely impressive that the one album can consistently make odd 180 degree turns between the genuinely interesting and *incredibly* annoying.
2
Oct 15 2024
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This Year's Model
Elvis Costello & The Attractions
A good collection of songs. The 80s before the 80s. I still think it's a tad overrated, but its definitely grown on me over the years.
4
Oct 16 2024
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LP1
FKA twigs
Wow, has it been 10 years already? A killer full-length debut from a unique talent. Not as good as the second, but still just a great album to put on late at night. Ethereal and beautiful and out of this world with super chill beats.
4
Oct 17 2024
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461 Ocean Boulevard
Eric Clapton
Honestly, I really enjoyed this, it's a pretty great album. But also Fuck Eric Clapton.
3
Oct 18 2024
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All Directions
The Temptations
Honestly I didn't care for it at all.
2
Oct 19 2024
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On The Beach
Neil Young
I wasn't looking forward to yet another endurance test of whether I could go the distance having to endure Neil's shitty voice.
This one was a real surprise, because midway through he abandoned his nasally whine for a lower register, which was *great*. Unfortunately, he did so in service of some of the most boring and meandering songs I've ever heard.
Not sure what was beach-like about it. Music to drown yourself to?
2
Oct 20 2024
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Viva Hate
Morrissey
I didn't totally hate it. Started strong, and some okay tracks. Still an insufferable slog to get through an entire album.
2
Oct 21 2024
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Guitar Town
Steve Earle
Wasn't a fan. Seemed to teeter on the brink of parody at times, and felt much longer than 34 minutes. A couple of decent songs though.
2
Oct 22 2024
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The Dark Side Of The Moon
Pink Floyd
There's not a lot I can contribute to the discourse about one of the greatest albums of all time.
The Great Gig in the Sky alone would net it a 5 no matter what else was on the record. And it's still just magical how Speak To Me/Breathe and Eclipse bookend the album.
But I will say that for an album I have heard many times in many formats, the 2023 Atmos Mix found on Apple Music sounded phenomenal on a good home theatre setup.
5
Oct 23 2024
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Talking Timbuktu
Ali Farka Touré
Currently one of my top 3 genres, I have enjoyed a great many "World" albums through this site.
Unfortunately this is not one of them.
Even as background music it was uninteresting, overly long, and so grating I couldn't even appreciate the guitar. I suppose it is a fairly broad genre, but this didn't grab me at all.
2
Oct 24 2024
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A Date With The Everly Brothers
The Everly Brothers
Pleasant enough, certainly not for me, but Holy Christ do you get more of an appreciation of The Beatles, Stones, Byrds etc. managed to do in a few short years.
3
Oct 25 2024
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Vento De Maio
Elis Regina
3
Oct 26 2024
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C'est Chic
CHIC
Some decent jams but *way* too repetitive.
2
Oct 27 2024
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Peter Gabriel 3
Peter Gabriel
Seemed a little patchy and inconsistent, but overall I enjoyed it.
3
Oct 28 2024
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Bitte Orca
Dirty Projectors
Didn't like it first, but it slowly grew on me. A bit like a polyrhythmic Vampire Weekend at times.
3
Oct 29 2024
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Machine Head
Deep Purple
Enjoyable 70s rock and a couple of stone-cold classics.
4
Oct 30 2024
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Wild Gift
X
Fun stuff, but not exactly groundbreaking.
3
Oct 31 2024
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There's A Riot Goin' On
Sly & The Family Stone
oh my god that's the funky shit
4
Nov 01 2024
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Layla And Other Assorted Love Songs
Derek & The Dominos
Layla And Other Assorted Love Songs (that don't deserve a mention and aren't even half as good).
It's way too long. One great track, a few good tracks, and then a whole lot of boring or downright bad tracks. Little Wing was horrendous. Sorry boomers.
Also, as always, I must stress: fuck Eric Clapton.
2
Nov 02 2024
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Back At The Chicken Shack
Jimmy Smith
At first I worried about the prominence of the Hammond organ, but I enjoyed this quite a lot.
4
Nov 03 2024
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The Good, The Bad & The Queen
The Good, The Bad & The Queen
I guess I liked it? It was occasionally interesting, mostly just fine. Not exactly one of Albarn's bigger achievements.
3
Nov 04 2024
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Trio
Dolly Parton
Not for me, but some pretty harmonies.
3
Nov 05 2024
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The Marshall Mathers LP
Eminem
A juvenile but undeniable classic. Epic rhymes and dope beats yo.
That said, the skits are just as annoying as they were 25 years ago.
4
Nov 06 2024
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Shalimar
Rahul Dev Burman
3
Nov 07 2024
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...And Justice For All
Metallica
Some pretty good tracks, a couple of duds, and all-time great with One, but with the average track length stretching beyond 7 minutes, it can get quite boring and monotonous after a while.
But mostly I've never been able to enjoy this one due to the truly awful and flat production. Beyond the complete lack of all bass, the guitar sounds thin and the drums anemic, which only highlights the huge gulf in quality and talent between Lars's drumming and the rest of the band.
2 seems harsh, but what else to rate an album that is actively unpleasant to listen to in it's entirety?
2
Nov 08 2024
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Hysteria
Def Leppard
There's probably a reason subsequent generations of kids have been walking around in Nirvana tees for the better part of 25 years, but hair metal stayed firmly in the 80s where it belonged.
2
Nov 09 2024
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Marquee Moon
Television
Effortlessly cool and supremely influential, it's also just a great album from beginning to end.
5
Nov 10 2024
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Young Americans
David Bowie
Holy shit, what an amazing album.
This was one of the few Bowie albums I wasn't familiar with; in my mind I think I'd dismissed it as a 'lesser' album between two great periods, and it was definitely under-represented on my 3-disc Greatest Hits collection I had growing up.
Bowie is soulful and in fine form. The band is on point, the saxophone is borderline poronographic. 'Young Americans' is a bonafide banger and amazing way to open. 'Fame', 'Fascination', and 'Somebody...' are all funk masterpieces. The rest of the album is very, very strong and 'Across the Universe', for all its 70s excess, absolutely works for me.
There's nothing artificial here, it still might not be my favourite Bowie album, but on its own merits, an easy 5/5 and one of the funnest ways to spend 40 minutes.
5
Nov 11 2024
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Crossing the Red Sea With the Adverts
The Adverts
Probably not something I'll return to, but not bad. Perfectly decent UK punk.
3
Nov 12 2024
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The Man Machine
Kraftwerk
I think I appreciated it more than I enjoyed it. Maybe it just wore out its welcome, but the first half seemed stronger.
3
Nov 13 2024
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Go Girl Crazy
The Dictators
Super dumb but decent enough early punk. The humour didn't quite work for me, nor did the I Got You Babe cover, but I suppose the album as a whole wasn't without its charm. Lets call it a weak 3.
3
Nov 14 2024
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Speakerboxxx/The Love Below
OutKast
Truth be told, I've always preferred Speakerboxxx to The Love Below, which despite having the the hit singles and some truly great moments, is way too long, pretentious, and with plenty of mediocre filler.
The world did not need to hear "Where Are My Panties?" or "She's Alive".
If Aquemini or Stankonia is a 5, then Speakerboxxx is a 4 and Love Below a 3.
3
Nov 15 2024
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Ocean Rain
Echo And The Bunnymen
Pretty decent album and I can hear the influence in particularly UK bands that followed. The Killing Moon is the obvious highlight, and everything after that is pretty good too, but I wasn't as huge on the first half.
3
Nov 16 2024
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The Band
The Band
I enjoyed it but didn't love it.
3
Nov 17 2024
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Elvis Is Back
Elvis Presley
Quite enjoyed this. None of his 'hits', but his voice is in fine form and the recording itself and band sounds great.
3
Nov 18 2024
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16 Lovers Lane
The Go-Betweens
Really enjoyed this one. I'm Australian but knew very little about The Go-Betweens, although I did recognise 'Streets Of Your Town'.
I thought it was a nice slice of jangly indie pop with well-crafted melodies, poetic lyrics, and what I'd consider a pretty good balance of joy/hope and melancholy.
There's no '80s production excess, none of the gloomy sadsack moroseness that plagued so many of the overhyped UK bands of the era that are frankly over-represented in this list.
4
Nov 19 2024
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Rage Against The Machine
Rage Against The Machine
Just an amazing debut. Timeless, epic songs with huge riffs, great vocal delivery, and impeccable production and mixing.
5
Nov 20 2024
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Central Reservation
Beth Orton
Big Joni vibes on this one. Beautiful vocals and some tasteful 90s electronic elements. I didn’t *love* it, but describing it as merely pleasant is selling it a bit short. Good stuff.
3
Nov 21 2024
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Movies
Holger Czukay
Well, that was certainly a thing.
3
Nov 22 2024
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Apocalypse Dudes
Turbonegro
Mostly lame songs with embarrassingly bad lyrics.
Its one saving grace is that none of the originals are as bad as the horrifically butchered cover of Suffragette City which I am choosing to ignore as its technically a bonus track.
2
Nov 23 2024
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Talking Book
Stevie Wonder
Superstition is amazing. Maybe Your Baby, great. Rest of the album? Not so much.
'Innervisions' is a much stronger album than this.
3
Nov 24 2024
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Rising Above Bedlam
Jah Wobble's Invaders Of The Heart
A bit all over the place and very 90s sounding at times, but I enjoyed a decent chunk of this. Great basslines as you'd expect and some nice guest vocals.
3
Nov 25 2024
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Southern Rock Opera
Drive-By Truckers
Intolerably long and boring, featuring one guy that can't sing, and another that's even worse.
Droning on about the South, Skynyrd, and George Wallace is not even remotely interesting to to anyone that doesn't make being Southern the cornerstone of their self identity and major personality trait.
It's bland, it's derivative, and all things considered I'd much rather be listening to Skynyrd.
2
Nov 26 2024
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Wild Is The Wind
Nina Simone
Nina Simone albums that are better than this one:
- Little Girl Blue (1959)
- Pastel Blues (1965)
- I Put a Spell on You (1965)
- Nina Simone Sings the Blues (1967)
- High Priestess of Soul (1967)
- Black Gold (1970)
- Emergency Ward (1972)
3
Nov 27 2024
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At Fillmore East
The Allman Brothers Band
Some good stuff here, but tediously overlong.
3
Nov 28 2024
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Out Of The Blue
Electric Light Orchestra
A meticulously produced and truly epic and cohesive orchestral pop-rock masterpiece. One of the best albums of the 70s, and one of the few double albums that doesn't overstay its welcome.
5
Nov 29 2024
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Kings Of The Wild Frontier
Adam & The Ants
It was decent enough but didn't blow my socks off. It all got a bit samey by the end, especially as I forgot to turn it off before all the bonus tracks.
Was interesting to hear the original version of "Physical (You're So)"...it's quite terrible!
3
Nov 30 2024
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Songs Of Leonard Cohen
Leonard Cohen
It's a good album, to be sure, but the minimalist instrumentation becomes grating.
3
Dec 01 2024
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John Prine
John Prine
Not a huge fan of country Dylan, tbh.
2
Dec 02 2024
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American Pie
Don McLean
A good album, but the understated charms of its mostly slower tracks falls under the weight of the opener.
3
Dec 03 2024
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People's Instinctive Travels and the Paths of Rhythm
A Tribe Called Quest
Amazing debut. Meticulously produced, great use of samples, interesting lyrics, at times funny and charming. Just a perfect classic hip hop album.
5
Dec 04 2024
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Desperate Youth, Blood Thirsty Babes
TV On The Radio
Not nearly as good as their next two albums, but decent.
You Could Be Love was absolutely atrocious, but i'm ignoring the bonus tracks.
3
Dec 05 2024
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All That You Can't Leave Behind
U2
Compared to their earlier work its particularly bland and uninspired. But while its not for me, I didn't completely hate it. It probably would have got a 3 until it took a turn for the worse at the very end.
'Grace' is absolutely horrendous.
2
Dec 06 2024
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Nowhere
Ride
Not sure if it's a must-listen, but it was enjoyable.
3
Dec 07 2024
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Play
Moby
Still an absolute banger. It's hard to be critical of an album that was an initial failure, only to make it huge through sheer brute force and licensing. Which just goes to show, there isn't a single dud on it.
For that reason it gets a 5.
5
Dec 08 2024
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Technique
New Order
B-Tier album that doesn't seem to quite know what it wants to be. Good, but far from their best work.
3
Dec 09 2024
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Made In Japan
Deep Purple
I listened to the original 7-track edition and really enjoyed this, one of the few great live albums. The recording and mix sounded clean and clear with plenty of dynamics. The excessively long solos were a little OTT, but overall a very worthy inclusion.
4
Dec 10 2024
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Five Leaves Left
Nick Drake
Very beautiful, but I don't think it hits _quite_ as hard as the next two.
4
Dec 11 2024
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Born To Be With You
Dion
I thought the first 3 songs were pretty good, then it nosedived spectacularly.
2
Dec 12 2024
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Legalize It
Peter Tosh
One note, repetitive and underwhelming. At least it picks up slightly after the first song.
2
Dec 13 2024
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Locust Abortion Technician
Butthole Surfers
Not completely terrible, but I don't think I'll listen to it ever again.
2
Dec 14 2024
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Dummy
Portishead
Fuck yeah.
5
Dec 15 2024
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Queen II
Queen
Second half was great.
3
Dec 16 2024
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Let's Get Killed
David Holmes
Dull, repetitive hotel-ass music. Like I've just checked into the Embassy Suites and the decade-old TV with comically large bezels is welcoming me by highlighting the signature cocktails to be found on the Level 2 mezzanine.
I know this guy from his work on Soderbergh movies, and I think a couple of these tracks are actually in Oceans 11. But Holy Christ are these uninspired and unnecessarily long. A 30 second snippet as Clooney and Pitt exchange grins is one thing, seven and a half fucking minutes of the same 5 second loop is something else entirely.
And how do you make the Bond theme boring???
2
Dec 17 2024
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Here's Little Richard
Little Richard
Still a great listen due to the sheer energy on display.
4
Dec 18 2024
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Suicide
Suicide
I was kinda digging it. Nice synth punk shoegaze Heard a bit of LCD Soundsystem influence as well.
Unfortunately, then Frankie Teardrop came on, which is unlistenable pretentious shite.
2