Ys

The naughts was a golden era for indie music and some of my favourite groups appeared during this period. There was also some really off the wall stuff with pretty freaky schreechy vocals, like Cocorosie, Neutral milk honey and Joanna Newsom. Newsom sounds very similar to Cocorosie but whereas I really like Cocorosie despite their quirky vocals Newsom just doesn’t do it for me. I couldn’t get into her music back then and I still can’t I’m afraid.

fake US folk, written by someone who no doubt considers coloured hair and walking barefoot kooky. Did have an open mind as quite like folk and some of the songs have a nice rhythm to them, but overall it's a no. 2

Not sure how this is classified? Chamber pop, classical, Baroque, music from a different era? Regardless, she clearly is talented and this music obviously must have an audience, but it isn't music that appeals to me in the slightest. Interesting, but not enough to explore anymore.

One admires the effort and acute angle of originality – and the bringing the harp into the rock and role lexicon – far more than one enjoys the actual music, which is overly arty and strange, with annoying vocals in the Kate Bush- Laurie Anderson territory. One struggles, ultimately, to get into it, to like it as much one is inclined to. And so one concludes that this will be remembered mainly as an oddity, interesting but inaccessible and forbidding for some. Editors overpraise this – by patting themselves on the back for letting their preconceptions go – but the payoff just isn't here. Best bit might be Bill Callahan's appearance (speaking of unconventional oddities).

som bem elaborado, mas xaropao

I didn't listen to every single lyric which I feel is the point of that album. The harp was pretty cool throughout the entire thing. Her voice and singing cadence made me uncomfortable at times. When that guy started singing on Only Skin that was pretty much the only change in musical notes that I noticed in the whole album. Would definitely not listen to this album while on any sort of drug at all

I remember trying to listen to this awhile back because the only thing I know about this broad is she's married to Andy Samberg. Definitely not as funny as Andy Samberg. I can see how this would be for some people but it is not for me. Might be the voice because the background instrumentals are great.

Fuck this bitch! I was in a good mood before hearing Ys! An hour (feels like 4) of her insanely annoying voice (is her trying to sound like a toddler on LSD supposed to be endearing?) and precious lyrics (when you can make them out) was an hour too long. One of the worst albums I have heard doing this sometimes vastly unrewarding project.

not my thing 1/5

Too much harp.

Absolutely loathsome indie girl vocals. Could not get past the first 10 seconds of this album.

Temu Björk might have the most unappealing singing voice in this entire project, which is really saying something. Coupled with such a boring melodic structure that would put anyone to sleep (until the singing jerks you awake with its shrillness) and this album is borderline unlistenable

Sweet holy Jesus this sucks. It's not a good start when the artist keeps herself unavailable on Spotify as a protest. I'm guessing it plays really well with music critics though, the kinds of people who demand you spend $400 on over ear headphones because earbuds, while more functional, distort the intent of the artist. Only a rich white woman married to a rich white comedian could be such an asshole, easy to protest everyone else's working conditions when you have more money than you'll ever need through your husband. This is like if Regina Spektor and Tori Amos had a baby with Bjork and Are Brun and was terrible. Her weird vocals are beyond me, she's from California...why is she affecting Bjork's accent? Five songs on a 55 minute album is unconscionable. I guess getting another terrible album out of the way is a plus. I guess Andy Samberg's goofiness balances her self-important pretentiousness. This isn't in the 10,001 albums you need to hear before you die, every one of the ladies I mentioned above are better than this. Monkey & Bear is better than Emily I guess. Every song on this album sounds identical.

i refuse to listen to singers who can't hit the notes.

No es mi estilo ni mi gusto. Definitivamente. Lo intenté pero apenas pude terminarlo. 2/10

Not on Spotify - didn't review

This sounded like music I'd hear at a club spa in the Shrek universe.

Couldn’t make it through the first song

this album isn't even on spotify. i tried to listen to it on youtube and after 6 minutes i was like ''am i still on the same song??'' i was indeed still on the same song. it's 12 minutes. another song on the album is 16. there were no rises, no build up. i feel like the singing pace doesn't match the harps and the instruments very well either. very dull but rushed at the same time. it's very indie folk. yes her voice could be considered ethereal but the album was very boring for me. couldn't finish it. i like the cover tho.

El peor de todos hasta ahora.

I love her music but this album had no thread. It was trying too hard to be artistic or something.

No esta en Spotify

Excruciating. Pretentious for the sake of being pretentious.

I can acknowledge that she has a great voice and the music is very unique but it was aggressively not for me.

1.25 - I would say that I don't know how people like this, but I have friends that love Björk...

El álbum no está en Spotify pero lo escuche de YouTube

This was particularly grating on the nerves. I do not enjoy her voice.

All over the place, not my cup of tea.

This is unlistenable

Picture it: Whiterun. 201st year of the 4th Era. A man walks into The Bannered Mare. A young female bard is gently plucking at a harp preparing for her performance. She begins to sing. An Oblivion Gate opens - releasing murderous Daedra upon the unexpecting spectators! Screams! The turning over of tables and chairs! The ensuing smell of blood and smoke is overwhelming! The man is utterly aghast by what can only be described as pure, wanton carnage! The bard's screechy warbling just won't stop! Oh, and the massacre perpetrated by the Daedra is pretty awful, too.

I knew from the cover I was going to hate this woman. This was insufferable.

Can't handle the vocals

Jesus Christ this was bad. Just boring as fuck.

I hate her voice so much.

4/29 To paraphrase a quote from Harlan Ellison, "She has the voice of a seagull getting an enema." Shit album

Felt like I was in a medieval tavern listening to the worst traveling bard in the land. Weird and boring

I couldn't get through this. Reading the Wikipedia article I had high hopes, Van Dyke Parks, Steve Albino and Jim O'Rourke involved. The music isn't bad but her vocals are horrid to the point of being painful to listen to.

Doesn’t appear on spotify

I could’ve gone my whole life without listening to this. Couldn’t make it all the way through

don't really like it

Let's start with the fact that Joanna Newsom's discography isn't available on Spotify, as she considers the platform "cynical and musician-hating." And for once, I can envy those who use Spotify, since God has spared them from this pretentious bleating over a cacophonous medley of classical instruments. You think you can't ruin a harp and a harpsichord? You can! The artist talks, squeals, creaks, and chirps here, but it's hard to call it singing, and that's the first reason I want to turn the album off. The second is the length of the songs — there are only five, but each one averages ten minutes (it gets tough by the third). Joanna Newsom is that artsy classmate who tries to write poetry, yet is convinced that it should be interesting to everyone, and whose voice you can't shut up about out of politeness.

Renaissance Fair meets Dave Matthews/Tim Reynolds. Not my jam.

Too breaky vocals, couldn't get through it.

I thought I’d like the instrumentation but this voice is completely inpallatable to me I’m so sorry joanna I couldn’t handle your bananies or avocadies

nop

Almost unlistenable. Had to turn it off.

What a very strange voice. Like listening to a child sing. Pass.

2/10

the hell

For this to be on the list is just taking the mick. Awful vocals. Like a baby doing a Bjork impression. And when the voice is such a focal point of the production, it’s a crime to recognise something this terrible.

Oh dear. Not everything Steve Albini touches turns to gold. With his attention to detail he made Newsom's sister sound like a childish version of Bjork. The adult version is annoying enough. The vocals were so bad. They took my attention away from the harp playing. I honestly could not tell you what that sounded like or if it was any good thanks to her sister's warblings. I'm not going to listen to it again to find out either.

The fuck is this?!

De hele tijd zat ik te denken: houd je mond, ik wil de muziek horen!

Dit is tot nu toe het domste album dat ik uit de lijst heb gehoord. Het klinkt als een middeleeuws Disney-sprookje, en hoewel ik kan begrijpen dat sommige mensen die vibe waarderen, snap ik niet waarom ze ervoor kiest om het hele album zo’n kinderachtig, overdreven opgezet stemmetje te gebruiken. Ze zou gewoon normaal moeten zingen. En als ze dan zingt, houdt ze ook niet meer op. Het gaat maar door en door, het is verschrikkelijk. Dit album past goed bij de albums die ik moet luisteren nadat ik dood ben, dan mag ‘ t wat mij betreft op repeat.

Not really a fan of this. Felt like someone had recorded their friend that wasn't very talented but then sold the cd on ebay as a way to convince them that they were good.

If you ever wondered what Bjork and Tori Amos would sound like if they got in a head-on collision, this is the album for you.

I couldn't stand more than a few minutes of her voice, not for me

One of the great scenes in Ted is when he's singing karaoke to some dreadful 90's song and he makes the point that there was a certain style of male singing in the 90's and it was all the same. A few years ago, when my mind was set adrift on memories bliss of songs recorded in the great Alberts era, I had a thought that Stevie W, Bon and JPY all having a similar intonation, doubtless informed by George Young and Harry Vanda. An interesting pop music phenomena, la di da, la di da, la di do. So where am I going with this? Bjork. She has a lot to answer for. She set off a particular style of singing which is not only as resilient as a One Nation voter's racism, but as omnipotent as any number of so called sky pilots. I do like discovering new artists in this death cycle, and having never heard of Ms J. Newsom I was looking forward to a nice listen. Fuck me. I mean, that fucking voice, how many times do I have to hear that style of singing. Is it some kind of Synecdoche New York kind of project, where Bjork is endlessly releasing new female artists, trained to sing in that voice? This is just dreadful, dreadful, so dreadful I don't know what to say. The lyrics, whatever the music was supposed to be doing, fuck a duck awful. And yet...I snuck a peep into the Youtube comments...man am I out of touch with the Bjork led zeitgeist! Meeeeeah....oooeeee....ahhhnnn..meeah..

Hey so what the fuck is this voice

Not available on streaming.

Somewhat tedious whisking. Didn’t enjoy

I absolutely hated this. Musically it’s ok... …but her voice is horrible. The way she pronounces and phrases things, (like a Temu Bjork) just reminded me of those reels mocking indie singers. That aside, this is pretentious and annoying. Absolutely unbearable. This is all about opinions, and this happily goes quickly and forcefully into the 1s.

Must listen? Only for a masochist. 0 stars needs to be an option.

The harp is cool but not a fan of her voice at all.

I really try to separate her atrocious, seemingly willfully abrasive voice from the music but I just cannot. Pure torture

I really struggled with this one. Long meandering songs, and a ‘what if Bjork bough a harp?’ aesthetic.

Random thoughts: * My old nemesis Joanna Newsom, we meet again. * I got this album based on a Paste Magazine recommendation as this was their best album of 2006. * I hated it then and I hate it still now. I only made it through because I was doing other things on my computer. * It did give me a chance to dig out "my baby"-my 80GB iPod Classic. Fun to get that out and dig through that archeological artifact. * However, I do think that the settings on it were for shuffle and repeat so Joanna Newsom just kept going on and on. I couldn't tell where anything began or ended. This might be a taste of what hell will be like for me. Me just continuing to listen to Joanna Newsom and me thinking this has to be over soon but it never ends.

utter shite, there's a reason it's not on Spotify.

The Joni Mitchell of the Renaissance Era.

Bleh. Daggers in my ears!

56 minutes. Fuck you.

J’apprécie l’effort, mais ça aurait très bien pu ne pas exister. Un music hall d’une wannabe Björk (encore elle?) des temps moyen-âgeux qui piaille une note trop haute sur la soundtrack des Sims 2, j’aurais TRÈS BIEN PU mourrir sans l’écouter au complet. Même mon telephone a compris, il est mort avant même d’entamer la deuxième chanson, sacrifice héroïque pour mon bien être mental.

If I wanted to torture someone, I would continuously play them this crap. How someone can listen to that “voice” is way beyond me

Album No. 0114 on my list. I’m afraid I don’t like this album unfortunately. I get why people like it: it’s folksy, indie-ish, avant Garde. I can appreciate it for these qualities. But unfortunately, this is not for me I guess. I don’t particularly like Joanna Newsom’s style of singing, the songs are too long and lack dynamic, and I sometimes music, singing and lyrics feel very out of touch. I’m sorry. I’ve tried hard to appreciate the avant Garde nature of this, but I failed I think. I even find it cool how prominent the harp is on this album m, which is really a rare thing. But that didn’t make up for the other drawbacks in my eyes. I tried really hard to like it because I’ve seen how much credit this has gotten, but it just didn’t work out. Hope others fare better than myself with this album. The album is not on Spotify, but I would have added “Emily” to my playlist. 1/5 stars.

The music was nice, but listening to the voice was one of the worst experiences I've ever had. Like nails on a chalkboard for 55 minutes straight. I can't put into words how annoyed I was listening to this. Really good musician but that voice gives the record an instant 1/5. I hope I never have to listen to her ever again. I'm so glad it's not on Spotify and doesn't touch my algorithm. Phew.

Many people in my life are regularly upset with me for not being able to get down with Joanna Newsom, but I cannot get past her voice. It makes me physically feel strained in the same way that spending much time with Joan Baez or Tori Amos does. This is worsened by my understanding that she intentionally leans into having this "unteachable" "self taught" sort of style. (FWIW, as a punk enjoyer, I also think it's silly for people to intentionally not learn about their instruments.) She's obviously a talented musician, but so much of this sounds to me like "probably nice on their own" strings with a vocal over the top that sounds like every take is doing vocal cord damage. Other people are presumably finding this all to be conveying an emotion, and I can believe that for them, but I'm going to continue leaving them to it. Maybe someday I'll successfully exit a conversation about it by saying "not for me, thanks!" without the other person telling me how rich her allegories and vocabulary are in a way that insists I'm not "getting" it rather than a difference of opinion...in this way, fans of Newsom I encounter are often surprisingly like fans of Tool, which is at least a bit funny. 1.5 rounding down since, as you can see, I'm cranky

#37 Budget tone-deaf Florence Welch from the 1700s

Honestly terrible. She can obviously sing but the songs just didn't flow and the lyrics were terrible.

Weird art kid ass music

Maybe I'm not getting something here, but I can't see the appeal in this music at all.

The music underneath is fine. The childlike, erratic vocals are what make this album so shitty. It's really hard to take any of it seriously and I am upset I had to waste my time with it.

I couldn’t find this album in Spotify

I maybe liked one song, but I couldn't wait to listen to something else

Heard of Joanna but it's my first time listening to her. Eh, I really don't really like her cursive singing, it's like nails on a chalkboard. She doesn't make Bjork level music to be singing like this. I'd enjoy the songs more with a different singer honestly 1/5

Yeah no lol just wasn't for me and I pretty much disliked everything about this album

1/5

Sounds like Bjork trying to do a Joni album, and I mean that very unfavorably

I didnt give a shit about this, it was like nothing.

305/1089 - Voice was very strange (in a bad way) and got worse throughout the songs. Quite a few squeaks, cracks and rasps which probably could have been rerecorded. Orchestra was alright with its focus on chamber instrumentation but every song sounded the same and dragged on and on (did Brahms write this?). I forgot to do several non-list recs so I'll do all of them now: For Newsom: The Campfire Headphase - Boards of Canada (2005) An interesting take on folktronica combining guitars with their signature strange tape machine sounds and beats. For Suede: Roman Candle - Elliott Smith (1994) Elliott Smith's debut. I honestly think he could've been a Beatle if he were born in Liverpool in the 40s For Sonic Youth: Ah Via Musicom - Eric Johnson (1990) Probably the best Eric Johnson album. He's a very unique virtuoso guitarist combining jazz and country rock (but that's not really sufficient to describe it) and this album has the signature "Cliff's of Dover." For Mudhoney: Wish - The Cure (1992) - The most solid Cure album in my opinion with the great "Friday I'm in Love" among many other solid alternative/goth rock songs.

Not my cup of tea. Reminded me of Yoko Ono, and not in a good way.

Da bin ich raus.

Es ist eigentlich gut, aber nach 10 Minuten schon auserzählt. Dann geht's aber noch 45 Minuten weiter und hat leider gar keine Abwechslung mehr drin.

Beautiful music, shame about the “singing” which overlaid it and frankly got in the way.

Nem no spotify tem! Deve ser bom hein?!

Painful atonal bullshit

wasn't worth the trip to youtube

yikes

I was always curious what could be achieved by layering the screeches of a stepped-on cat with a harp and symphonic arrangements. Here we have it. Hauntingly terrible, play this one for the enemies in your life, who might believe you're just trying to be kind. But, you know better. You sinister bastard, you.

Nope. A thousand times nope. I'm sure somewhere this is deeply meaningful to people. And maybe it would have become that way for me if her voice and singing style had not been so grating. Temu-Bjork. The instrumentation is chaotic and the 'songs' never end. May have worked better as a spoken word album? And oh ya - boo you have to go to Youtube to find this and the ads and frequent and awful. Took me 6 weeks to finally clear this one...glad its over. 1/5

I really did not like this!

Japidi

Argh purée c'était pénible à écouter. Habituellement j'aime les longues chansons mais ici c'était un vrai calvaire.

Didn't like her voice from the first cu but need to listen to the rest of the album.

Really did not enjoy this album. “Sawdust & Diamonds” had cool instrumentation. The squeaky thing she does with her voice occasionally is grating. “Rambling” is just about the kindest thing I can say about it.

Ys this a joke?

I tried. The combination of Newsom's voice and the orchestration made this sound like the soundtrack to a slightly odd Disney movie. The bits they don't release for the singalong album. The orchestration in particular I found really grating. I could cope with her voice – heck, I gave Medúlla four stars – but in concert with the strings (oh, the strings...) and the lack of apparent structure it was just too much for me. I didn't finish it. I'm sorry, I do try to do that for every album, but I couldn't manage it here. I know there are people who love this. Good on you for loving it. I'm sure there's stuff I love that you dislike as well. That's as it should be. But I never want this to darken my door again.

Why make twelve minute long songs when you are going to repeat the same musical phrase over and over again?

Using my god given right of the one star to smack this album into the worst of the list category. Sorry not sorry Joanna... I think the instrumentation was pretty great, but Mrs Newsom came in like a typhoon with her theater kid annunciation and tanked everything to shit. The songs went onnnn and onnnnn... like oh my god, can we wrap it up here. Like I see the vision, but the only way Id listen to this again is if I were drunk off of mead in a tavern somewhere. 2.5/10

The longest 5 song album ever. Jesus.

The global review rating was 2.8 when I wrote this. In the reviews I read, people seem to either love this or hate this. I wish you could see the distribution of ratings but most of the scores that I saw seemed to land on 1 star or 5 stars. I am guessing by the cumulative average rating there are more haters. While hate is a strong word, count me in this group. I dare you to listen to the vocals on this album and try to avoid picturing a child-aged Shirley Temple singing "On The Good Ship Lollipop".

Hipster trash

Nope. Big nope. I couldn't make it past a few minutes into each song. She sounds like the Evil witch from Snow White singing.

That was a tough one.

Unfair for me to rate the album as folk is not my genre.

Irritating, like Quint's fingernails on the chalkboard in Jaws.

Not a great start. She can’t sing and it’s too whimsical

I really disliked her voice.

I hated this. I hated her voice. I hated how long and meandering the songs are. I hated the arrangements, the recording, and just about everything else. Somehow she took everything I hate about Bjork and made it possibly worse. Wait, I don't think it's possible to get worse than Bjork, but it's bad.

Meh

Too weird for me. The vocals are horrid, like a child learning to play the violin

Second most overrated band of all time

If I could rate this lower than 1 star I would. Sounds like Adam Sandler when he's singing ridiculous songs in his movies. Awful.

Couldn't listen, not on platforms

I'm sorry, I could not.

Did not like this at all. She’s like an annoying bard

I lasted 30 minutes and couldn't do any more. I actually enjoyed the harp but the vocals were not for me.

A hard listen. A meandering Kate Bush. I didn't appreciate the lyrics; just lots of noises and rambles. The commitment to musical surprise was admittedly fun. Songs are a bit more interesting when they have very little structure. Having said that, absolutely will never come back, nor consider her again.

Holy hell that was terrible. I don’t know how I got through it.

Obviously an acquired taste. Bland songs and grating vocals.

This was not good. I can not stand her voice. It sounded like I was a pixie running around a DnD campaign but like nothing exciting happens. Sure the story telling was a cool concept but bleh. I bet I could fall asleep fast to this album. Liked Songs: idk...maybe "Cosmia"

Squeaky, avant garde, and mostly just too out there for me. At times, it felt like the vocals and instrumentals were two completely separate compositions. 1.5

Terrible

I finished it. interesting perhaps. Not sure how to rate it though. 1-2 stars probably. Not sure I would ever put it on again. Not for me

Apparently she's married to Andy Samberg. I prefer The Lonely Island. The instrumentals were pretty but so...many...words. And that screech in her voice on the high notes kind of hurts my ears.

Pretentious shit, not finished

I found Ys by Joanna Newsom to be a difficult and ultimately unpleasant listen. Her childlike vocal style didn’t resonate with me at all, and the songs—long, winding, and seemingly directionless—failed to hold my attention. The album felt more like a test of patience than a musical journey. I won’t be revisiting it. Favourite Song: None stood out. Least Favourite: Honestly, the entire album. Album Artwork: It has a quirky, Tudor-inspired charm. I wouldn’t hang it on my wall, but it’s an amusing and memorable cover.

Not on Spotify. Not interested.

Not for me at all

No chance of listening to the album with my stream provider. It's probably not my genre either. And the music of The Muppet Show hasn't stuck in my mind/hearing as a must-listen either. I probably didn't miss anything. 2/5

A struggle to get through. The instruments are good but wildly over powered by the vocals, which are disjointed and jarring throughout the album.

God no.

No

Sadly has nothing to do with the game series. I'm going to be meaner to this than it probably deserves, on paper I should like it, but contemplating it I disliked every song. An avant-garde indie-folk album by a valley girl trying to Bjork, with 5 11 minute songs.

I gotta say I wasn't disappointed this content was not available on Spotify

Her and Leonard Cohen have to be related. Absolute dreck.

As the Apple Music summary says, “there is no easy entry point”. Thankfully, it was pretty easy to find my exit.

Album 780 of 1089 Joanna Newsom - Ys (2006) Rating : 1.5 / 5 Modern Folk Music. If nothing else, this was different and interesting. Made me think of a bizarro world Jewel.

I don't get it and I don't like it. Someone made the Bjork comparison and it's all I heard. Tuneless, idiotic noise.

If you told me it was from the 40's, I'd give it a 2 for effort.....but this is modern!? Crap. Its crap.

How did this lady get a record deal?

Only 5 song - cool, wait none are shorter than 7 minutes. Well ok, OMG that voice, Please stop!

It’s not on Spotify

I don’t get it.

If the music matched the quality of the gorgeous renaissancey artwork then this would be an easy 5. Unfortunately the singing sounds like it’s coming from some whiny mewling cartoon donkey gorgon. Or maybe the old lady from the Simpsons that Bart does a load of chores for and gets paid 2 quarters and an inhumane amount of iodine treatment (if she also turned into a donkey gorgon). Though the harp playing can feel pretty lush at times, the songs themselves are interminable and just loft around without ever going anywhere interesting. Plus the orchestral accompaniment is so swampy, pretentious and overbearing that it just adds to an already torturous mix. Out of the 5 songs present on this album, Sawdust And Diamonds is a little lighter, less squealing and punishing and so nabs the award for the one less likely to be used at Abu Grahib.

I try to be open and objective for every album I get. I try not to be harsh and give every album a chance. That lasted five seconds here. Holy fuck, I couldn’t stand her voice. There’s a weird country twang in it and she fucking squeaks in some parts. I literally cringed through 90% of this album. And I know calling things cringe is such an internet cliche, but I’m serious. This literally made me squirm. And the lyrics… when there are not pretentious, they’re repetitive. And you can bet they’re annoying as shit when Joanna belts them. And the song lengths… Jesus Christ. But the worst part is there’s no breathing room. No harp solos or a chance for the other instruments to play. Joanna’s got practically every inch of this album with her vocals. There are no breaks, and you will be in constant agony. There might be a few positives in here. The orchestra behind her is really good, and the concept of this medieval-ish album that tell stories (at least I think they were stories, I couldn’t tell, my ears wanted to die) but I couldn’t bear this one. I might go as far to say, this was the worst album I gotten so far. And I’ve gotten Limp Bizkit, which I gave a 3. I think Fred Durst is a better singer than Joanna Newsom. What the fuck man? “””””Favorite”””””” track: Cosmia (It’s the shortest song. And the last) Other hits: just make the tracks instrumentals and maybe I’ll list them hear. Other than that lol nope.

There is a poetic quality to the lyrics which is nice But I didn’t like them most of the time I also wasn’t a fan of the singing for the most part I ended up not listening to everything but i read all The lyrics and listened to multiple parts of the ones i skipped I think for me the biggest flaw in this album is that the lyrics seem stupid to me and it makes it harder to appraise the rest of it and on second thought the singing itself is also really grating and unpleasant most of the time, i didnt want to put this in the same category as "since i left you" by the avalanches but putting it in the same category as non stop erotic cabaret and the stooges would probably be a disservice to both of those and since i wasnt able to listen to the entire thing that probably should warrant a 1/5 rating

Oh dear god why!!

I want my ears back

I really dislike this style of female singer/songwriter, though I know others like it.

My God I hated this album. I honestly can’t think of one positive about it.

spare me

There's something about certain modern singers over the past 20 years where they do this weird accent/pronunciation thing where they curl their voice to make them sound like - well, an annoying child. JN does this and it is an instant turn off.

p912. 2006. 1 star. I am sure all of us have wondered what the songs from a failed off-Broadway musical with discarded lyrics by Highway 61 era Bob Dylan, sung by an American Bjork and with orchestration by Andrew Lloyd Webber would sound like. It's fucking awful. Whoever nominated this for essential listening needs to taken outside and given a good kicking. Twice.

Not on Spotify

0.5 - Please Kill Me

Album wasn't available

Wish-Björk.

I have nothing nice to say, so I'll keep my mouth shut 1 ⭐️

I suspect there are people that really enjoy this. I am not one of them, though. Her voice grated on my nerves so hard. And there rarely seemed to be any enjoyable melody, or beat. Lots of harp, though. Yay.

Lord knows I tried, but I just didn't have the fortitude to make it through this one. Beyond Joanna's frequently excruciating and insufferable vocals, the pretension and boredom factor of these ridiculously long songs is off the charts, unlike her somewhat tolerable first album. Unlistenable, self-indulgent wank.

I think this was a bit of a screeching reverse from the previous album that I just couldn't get on board.

Not on Spotify

It's not available on Spotify, but I found it on YouTube Music. I couldn't get through two tracks. I don't think it was specifically her vocals or the music separately, but the combination of the two was horrendous.

I tried so hard. More than most of these albums. It just feels like there are zero entry points to get into this for anyone except a very niche audience. I mean she married her biggest fan, so there's clearly an audience for this. It just doesn't include me.

It’s not available anywhere so probably not great.

Not on Spotify

Wasn’t available on Spotify

Why is there not more harp based music on the 1001 i asked myself the other day. Lo and behold, what pops up but Ms Newsom. This is going to be tough listen, don't worry…it’s only 5 tracks…oh jeez

Joanna Newsom's singing reminds me of Björk, unpleasantly mannered. It was immediately obvious to me that this wasn't to my taste. There didn't seem to be much connection between the phrasing of the vocals with the quite lush instrumentation - it's as if this is a recitation of words that just happens to have music in the background. Each track is quite long and they feel interminable to me.

wow. It's not fair at all to use Bjork in any comparison to Joanna. This is just.... just

Sadly I found it a hard listen - clearly musically adept but too self indulgent

I think I’d rather her her husband rapping with the Pontiac bandit for an hour straight than this 1/5

These aren't songs. It's like random music without melody and lyrics made up on the spot. And why so long? This is a half an hour album with a half an hour of padding.

Good: I really enjoyed the lush harp and orchestral arrangements with their odd progressions and timing. Mixed: The lyrics are written in a beautiful but dense poetic style that makes it hard to follow without paying full attention. Bad: I did not enjoy the unevenly paced, baby-voice singing. And to make things worse, she drops in the occasional squeal that kept me on edge the whole time. I get the feeling this might be the kind of acquired taste that turns into a 5/5 after a few more listens but for now I'm moving on.

Honestly wtf. I couldn’t

nicht hörbar

If you want boring music, odd rambling lyrics, and annoying vocals this is the album for you. 1 star or F.

#377. Yo, what the fuck is that? 1/5: no

What is this? Almost an hour long and just 5 tracks. Every song feels like some long winded medieval storytelling accompanied by bardcore instruments. Am I too dumb to get the appeal? I really don't wanna listen to it again.

Her voice sounds like a female Adam Sandler doing a smarmy song.

I was in college when this came out and I knew a lot of people who loved it, including my roommate. I did not. My musical tastes have evolved over the years and was kind of excited to listen to it with fresh ears. I still did not like it. Fun fact, I saw her and her harp perform when she played at my college. She showed up over an hour late because she was having such a wonderful time at dinner she lost track of the time.

It's like Bjork at a renaissance fair. This is like cranking bjorks shittiness up to 11.

Seriously?! This is horrible!

Very grating.

Well, fuck me that was difficult. Absolutely, and I do mean absolutely, abysmal.

Seems like musically this is pretty good but it's just not something that I enjoy. Her voice is kind of annoying and I had to turn down the volume. I'm sure it's super poetic and all that but it's just not for me.

At first I found this uninteresting, but it soon became actually irritating. Like she's trying to be Kate Bush but without Bush's sublime vocal talent.

hate

Couldnt find the album so couldnt listen to it.

Passou bem despercebida.

I’m picturing drowning in the titanic to this album. In fact, that would actually put me out of my misery listening to this. Another album where 5 star reviewers will tell you that you don’t respect art for disliking. This album grinds my ears. It’s boring. It’s hour runtime being a 5 song record is a stain to my brain. God help me.

No such album exists, zero stars

I guess this isn't on Spotify because it sucks?

I'm sorry, I can't. I got through two of the tracks before I had to tap out. I respect the creativity and the originality, but it's just not for me. Her voice is like listening to Ruth from "Ozark" getting high on her boss's supply and telling unhinged stream of consciousness bedtime stories. There are so many words, and the melodies (if you can call them that) meander so much that my eyes started glazing over and I could not focus no matter how hard I tried. 1/5 I feel bad rating it this low, but I think it might be the only album I couldn't get through so far.

I can understand how talented she is but it’s Not for me.

No. Life is too short to finish listening to this. I gave it a good 25 minutes of my time. That's plenty.

Spotify calls this an EP, so I thought cool, at least if it sucks it won’t be very long and then I had to sit THROUGH 55 MINUTES WTF LIKE WHY

I hate to say it, but whoever Joanna Newsom created music for, it could not have been me. Ys could not have been further from my music tastes. Newsom narrowed in on a folk that's perfect for a Renaissance Faire while still giving a vibe that's both magical and light. Folk by itself isn't too interesting to me, but hers came across as more boring than usual. Not to mention, her squeaky and grating voice were too much for me. The amount of times she was out of tune was too much! Yikes.

I laughed when I saw one of the genres for this album on Wikipedia: "progressive folk". I guess that's one term for it. But it's also simultaneously the opposite of progressive, as it certainly seems to be a take on medieval-era folk. Other reviewers have touched on the idea that this album is almost interesting in places, but those things are outweighed by the utter dissonance, caterwauling, and lack of cohesion that dominates this album.

To each their own but goddamn is this album fucking annoying.

very long songs with a dire vocal

Not on Spotify.

1/10, я не ценитель + на спотифае нет

It good. No reason to be on any top list

I'm sorry Joanna I just cant

She plays the harp quite well.

oof

Wtf kinda medieval ass album is this. Music goes nowhere. WAY TOO LONG MIN LENGTH 7 MINS. NO.

Was this album removed from Spotify for some reason? I could find it in listener playlists, but not by itself.

Not a fan

Not available to stream.

i have a feeling it would’ve been a 2 or a 3 but maybe it would’ve been a 4 or a 5 but i’m giving it a 1 because it’s not on spotify and it’s not because i think so highly of spotify because i don’t

You don’t have to hate music to like this album but it helps.

No va

Not my cup of tea. This feels like a mash up of the worst aspects from the following: Lyrics by Bob Dylan look-a-like competition runner up Music by the local renaissance fair court jester Vocals by the theater kid who only ever wanted to do Shakespeare plays Cover Art by "Just tell me everything you want and I'll squeeze it in somewhere" Audience by "You just don't get it. This is genius."

Linko no worko

Ik heb twee dingen die ik kwijt wil: 1) Joanna Newsom is de vrouw van Andy Samberg (Brooklyn Nine-Nine). Fun fact. 2) Ik hou niet van Joanna Newsom Rating: 3/10 Highlights: Niks

It started off on the wrong foot by not even being available on Spotify in the USA currently. Then I read that it's five tracks in 55 minutes so no way too long. I attempted some of the songs, did not make it completely through any of them

Not for me. I never got into this type of music or style of singing. Pretty music, terrible singing.

.5 horrible.

No idea why this album made the list. Overlong songs, annoying vocals - I really disliked everything about it with the possible exception of the cover art.

Couldn't get into it at all

Silly, mannered voice. And a harp.

No

No escuchado

I was going to give this a 2 - I just can't. What Bjork and Fiona Apple do so well is edit themselves. They are quirky, use their voices as instruments, keep it interesting by better curating what is on their albums. This is just so long. It drags on, forever. For the first 5 minutes, I was intrigued; after 6, I was done, and still had 50ish more minutes to go. 1/5

This was not my cup of moon tea.

oh boy.... this is going be my personal take. if you like this... that's great. Sounds like she improvise everything and the orchestra is frantically trying to score her on the spot. horrible voice, always hated this timbre, cadence and Accents of this type of voice. It sound like someone who can't sing that has learnt how to nail the notes but still can't sing... I guess that is impressive in a way, to be technically skill and still sound horrible. ...Yeah couldn't stand the album. everything sounded the same and every song was waaaaaay too long

Not available

Not my cup of tea.

Not my jam. Nothing about it intrigued me and I was counting down the minutes to play something else.

Did not enjoy.

So fuggin weird, I don't know how this got recommended.

This is an early April's fool right ?! Absolute garbage and on the list !

una poronga

Can't be found can't be botherd

Not available on Spotify. After finding it on YouTube I don't think Spotify are too broken hearted. Truly appalling rubbish presented by one of the worst voices ever.

Trash.

Couldn't listen, that voice!

01) Emily - 3,0 02) Monkey & Bear - 2,0 03) Sawdust & Diamonds - 2,0 04) Only Skin - 1,0 (17 minutes?!) 05) Cosmia - 3,0 TOTAL: 2,20 (22/100) Wiki says she's married to Andy Samberg. Interesting. And the music? Not so interesting. She sounds like some Björk/Tori Amos/Kate Bush wannabe, but not in a good way. The lyrics are stupid, the songs are too long (17 minutes!?!) and boring. Maybe she influenced Florence + The Machine for using the harp. Anyway, not for me... Thank you, next!

Awful. My ears hate me for listening to this. Stay away. I did not finish.

This was pretty brutal. Desperate need of a producer/editor. Chopped down to about 3 minutes for each song and with some serious reworking, there's some good ideas here. Hard to figure out how this album made the list though.

1 stjerne.

I tried....I really tried to give this album a chance. But I just could not. The whiney voice, the widely uninteresting instrumentals....absolutely not for me. I can't imagine a scenario that I would ever want to sit down and listen to this music. Newsom is an undoubtedly talented musician, but these 10+ minute ballads are just not my cup of tea.

This one was impossible to get through. Another album that is the musical equivalent of haphazardly splattering paint on a canvas and selling it for millions. I enjoyed the artistic lyrics and rhyme schemes until I tried to read and comprehend the nonsense lyrics. It's the kind of art that people pat themselves on the back for enjoying. Its halfway between the Skyrim soundtrack and a Shakespeare play with monologues that won't end. She has such an oddly accented, lispy way of singing for somebody with a totally normal American speaking voice. She does seem to be an impressive harp player from the videos I saw, but her popularity peaked 8 years ago and seems to have been understandably short lived.

Absolutely atrocious. Every song sounds like it’s being made up on the fly. Terrible vocals. Just the worst.

What a racket!

Absolutely awful. Why on earth is this an album I have to listen to? Seems like someone is too desperate to seem deep and artsy.

Not a pleasant listening experience for me. Her tone goes right through me - and it’s not helped by my phones tiny tinny speaker as listening on YouTube. Couldn’t finish this one.

Weird

Listened on a different platform than Spotify and hated it. Whiney and repetitive

Yikes

This was tough to get through.

not my style.....

Käften

Another album not on Spotify!

No. Just no.

Terrible. Had a bit of hope at first but man, Joanna Newsom has such an annoying voice. I did not enjoy this one bit. At least one song had a bit of Bill Callahan on it. That was nice. 2/10 Top 1: 1. Only Skin (thanks Bill)

Leland Sklar spielt Bass. Albini engineered. Emily. harfe und stricher? mega frei tempowechsel und so. s macht zf mittelalter? uuuh aber plötzlich mehrstimmig und dur. sehr cool. Banjo! mh oke Monkey & Bear. Wiso ischs so mittelalter core? ihri stimm git noh. blöser sind sehr schön. ok ch finds weird. sawdust & diamonds. sie quietscht viel und chunt ad grenze vo ihrere stimm. sber s isch mengmol sehr guet musikalisch. aber au afoch nöd spannend. only skin. ich ghör kein unterschied. leland sklar bass? mir hend bass. ich glaub sie passt s metrum am text ah was no interessant isch aber meh. AHA NOCH 3.5 MINUTE TÖNT EN SONG FERTIG AHA NAI ER ISCH 17 MINUTE ich ha nöd gern wie sie singt.

I simply did not like this album

I listened on youtube. It is a complete mystery to me why this album is in the top 1,000. Baffling!

Didn’t connect with this one, the vocals were unenjoyable and the harp didn’t overcome it. 1/5.

I do not have time for this off-key, melody-less wailing. Absolutely not. Hard pass.

Dear God, save me from this

If you look up “twee” on Wikipedia it should redirect you to this album. Falls firmly on the “this is not for me” side of the Weirdo Music Spectrum

Stond niet op. Spotify

....this was really really rough. Lyrically it's nonsense, vocally it's poor, the music sounds like it's played in a kings court during the tudor era but Henery VIII was mid way through decapitating the lute player. Its awful and I'm not sure I finished it (as not on spotify) and Frankly I don't care...

Great arrangements and I usually like weird stuff, but I found this irritating as hell. She sings like Bjork and Kate Bush in a joint constipation therapy session.

Bad. Weird. Muppets.

I thought I'd trodden on one of my cats!! If this passes for highly acclaimed mush then I'll pass.

I don’t get it

Bad

FUCKING TERRIBLE!!! If I could give a no star rating I would!

I'm sure there are people that this music works for. I am not one of them.

Old timey folky music a lil too slow and weird for me

This is as bad as it gets.

Tedious. Hookless. Affected vocals. Please don't. I can't.

Album was not available 😪

dear god why

i want to call this minge music, but i don't even think minges want to listen to this.

No

I really did not enjoy this. I just found it annoying

2 stars for the hits... the rest has dated, even if it was ahead of it's time back then.

det här var inte för mig

Art for art's sake (or for people to be able to boast superior sophistication)

Not on spotify

Mouse music

Not cool.