Reviews (page 8 of 9)
A lot of noise
Quite possibly the worst album I have listened to on the list so far. Grating. -1/5
Concentrationcampcore. This is not music, just an angry German yelling and bashing pans for an hour. 1/10
Schizophrenia.mp3
The sonic equivalent of a shart. But if you do a shart on a canvas and put it up in a gallery while acting pretentious about it, you get to call it art and people will find value in it. Seriously though - I am really open minded about "you like what you like" but this has nearly no musical quality to it. It is just shouting and things clanging together. Every once in a while you hear something that you could connect to "industrial music" but that's like looking at some spilled paint and saying you can see the Mona Lisa in it.
I think this album psychologically damaged me. Thank you for ruining my day and eardrums. My only solace whilst listening to forks scraping against plates was that someone said it sounds like hitler is screaming at you. I would joke about this giving me a headache but it genuinely did give me a nasty one.
ubilo me ovo
i have a headache
100% not for me.
Proto Industrial Metal. Someone bought drumsticks but no drums. Didn't finish.
Fucking horrible it literally hurt my ears
Bauschutt, kann entsorgt werden! -5/5
No
NEIN! Det her er første gang jeg virkelig har overvejet om det var min tid værd! Svaret er nej! Halvdelen af lydene er lyd fra mit arbejde, den anden halvdel er ugidelig tysk...
Hvor god en cola er en Fanta Exotic? Jamen en Fanta er jo ikke en cola! Og nej det her er ikke musik. Det kan godt være det er lyd, det kan også godt være det er kunst, men musik er det ikke. Det lyder mest som lydsiden af en kunstinstallation på Louisiana. Som sådan kunne det måske godt fungerer. Som musikalbum er det verdens længste ørkenvandring gennem lyd af metal mod metal, skærerbrændere og skrig, med et enkelt lyspunkt i nummeret Kollaps som faktisk kan betegnes som et musikalsk nummer.
This album is proof that the list is way too long, there are definitely NOT 1001 albums we'd want to listen to before we die. But at least now I can say there's one album I gave one star to.
MAKE IT STOP PLEASE
No. Just No. The anger is overwhelming. No No No.
Genuinely insane album. Deeply unserious.
Fucking terrible. All in german. Weird angsty synth screamy shit.
Experimental music from the 80s. What more you can say.
I love Blixa Bargeld. His era with The Bad Seeds is my favourite, and the album he did with Teho Teardo, Still Smiling, is superb. That is exactly why this felt even more disappointing. Kollaps is pure experimental industrial noise. Twenty three tracks of clanging, scraping, abrasive sound with almost nothing resembling melody or structure. I understand it was groundbreaking and deliberately confrontational, but for me there is nothing remotely enjoyable about it. It is relentless and exhausting. I genuinely praise myself for making it to the end. This is easily the hardest listen of the challenge so far and sits well below a one out of five in my personal rankings. Favourite song: None Least favourite song: All of them Album artwork: Stark and harsh, which fits the music, but not something I would call appealing
Why? Why even?
People who wear Einstürzende Neubauten t-shirts clearly do not listen to their albums.
Industrial, experimental. Ruido absurdo. Un 1 y porque no hay menos...
Holy shitballs, we used to listen to this at night while putting out The Aspen Times. Just the weirdest shit ever. Industrial rock designed to torture the eardrums. Dan Thomas, Mark VonderHaar, Jon "Sticky Buns" Maletz, where you at?
I cannot begin to imagine what was going through the minds of the people who made this. Who were they making it for? Who wants to listen to some German guy screaming and moaning for an hour?
Okay they got me. Not sure they were going for ‘listenable’ anyway. Simpsons: No
Listening to this casually, it comes across as absolutely awful. When you pay more attention and listen carefully, it's even worse. Anyone giving this more than one star is a nonce.
This is actual torture material. Most people would be singing like canary by the end of the 2nd track. Avoid this album!!!!! Unless you need to torture somebody!!!
I came in thinking this would be absolutely awful but it wasn’t. Don’t get me wrong, it wasn’t good but it wasn’t the worst thing I’ve ever heard. Some interesting use of found objects. But yeah, won’t listen again, if I’d never had heard it my life would go on just fine. Honestly was expecting it to be more interesting. I can live with bad if it’s interest but it was just bad and boring
Noise
Not for me 1/5
If the sounds of angry Germans working on a building site whilst listening to 'Stomp' B-Sides is your idea of fun, then have at it! Best Tracks: Tanz Debil; Draussen ist Feindlich; Vorm Krieg
Oh. My. Fucking. God. No. This is the first album we just could not listen to. We did the first 30 seconds or so of each song, occasionally jumping ahead in the song to verify that yes, this *is* 3 minutes of nothing but the same metallic banging. I wish I could give this negative stars.
Nope
What even is this? Atonal to the extreme. I now regret giving 1s to other albums if this is the bottom.
Blind album and artist. This album makes my ears bleed and I hate it. It sounds like trash and the trash cans it came from were used to make some of the sounds on this album.
No thank you
Now iz dee time on shprokets when we dance. Don't touch my monkey.
Didn’t understand a word they were saying but understood what they were doing this shit slaps
unbelievably awful
i put my headphones on to block out the noise that my neighbours make constantly drilling and banging on the walls. i open the album generator to see what album i get.... kollaps. this album is like the embodiment of the sound recording studio they use to get all the pokemon noises how did this even get in to the 1001 albums i dont think im ever gonna be able to use my discover weekly again after this got a message mid way through listening that said "are you ok"! i get the point of this is to be unlistenable but like..... 0.8/5
German guy yelling and bagging on metallic structures while another guy does welding in an abandoned factory. This album should be the last on the list since people could die from listening to it.
That description is OOOF. Track 1 (GYAHHHH) and I'm already struggling. 2nd track, all I hear is yelling and power tools. 1*, no question. Another, "oh this is so unique and groundbreaking, you must listen before you die" with no consideration for quality. FUUUUCK a whole hour of this. I had to keep reminding myself to not skip tracks to power through this. I see now that this is the lowest rated album here, so I guess I have better albums to look forward to!
Nope
This must be a record - I turned off after about forty seconds. I'm assuming fans of Aphex Twin get off on this kind of stuff but I have no patience for it.
Have you ever taken a test or completed a survey, where in amongst the questions there is a control question? Something along the lines of "Select 5 as the answer for this question". It's to make sure you are paying attention and has nothing whatsoever to do with the test itself. This album is the equivalent of that. It has absolutely no business being here. It's just a test to see if we are awake. We are, this "music" sucks.
Holy fuck is this bad. Like the worst album we've had so far. Track 2 starts with 33 seconds of a drill being used in screeching fashion and I almost refused to carry on from there, genuinely angry at that point. It doesn't get better. One of the reviews says "Not bad background music except for it feeling like I was being shouted at by Hitler the entire time", I would've actually preferred that. Fuck off.
This is dire, on a par with the Liars album that I listened to quite recently but was a couple of weeks ago for the rest of you. It combines some creative use of power tools with a total lack of any rhythm, or singing beyond some astonishingly unpleasant screaming. There's some music that's just a noise, but this is worse than that, it seems like it's actively designed to be unpleasant. I imagine it sounds like the sound you hear in the early morning from the cheapest room in the cheapest hotel in the cheapest, scummiest part of Magaluf, a combination of them building the next crappy hotel and the distant tinny echoes of some substandard club music. Oh, plus there's the angry German plotting to invade Poland in the room next door. 1/5.
Too industrial for me. I can't get through it. I know a bunch of people I went to high school who would love this shit. They were all great friends but also were exactly like the goth kids from South Park
This was wild. I kinda wanted to give it a 2 for being so bold of an experiment, but it also felt like the soundtrack to my migraines so it gets a 1.
Good fucking lord. Unlistenable.
I have a hard time rating any album a 1. But this just isn't me. Don't understand the words. Sounds like "Stomp" without any polyrhythms.
According to Merriam Webster, music is “vocal, instrumental, or mechanical sounds having rhythm, melody, or harmony”. This album had mechanical sounds, a little bit of rhythm on some songs, and that’s about it. This was an album of art more than it was an album of music. I like music. I can usually appreciate the innovation of someone trying some new or different, but this just sounded like someone playing around in garage band doing random stuff for the sake of being random.
What the actual fook is this? Just about managed to listen to the first track, could not stand the drill in the second track. Just because you can (sample annoying industrial sounds), doesn't mean you should
Awful
I did not enjoy this. Better than Meatloaf? Possibly.😛
Not sure WTF this is.
This is it. This is what they play in Hell. I genuinely believe that, if there is a hell of some sorts, the music that plays there sounds like this. Is that a bad thing? YES. OF COURSE IT IS. The sound is atrocious. Half the time it sounds like suffering and pain. That's especially the case with the vocals. As others have pointed out, listening to this album occasionally feels like I'm being screamed at by Hitler, which is fitting given that, like Hitler, this album belongs in the depths of Hell. The writing is bad. I google translated it from German to English, and most songs are just filled with random grim phrases strung together. I really don't know what to say. If anyone wants to experience what Hell sounds like, this is it. Here's the album for you! I don't want that though. People shouldn't listen to this before they die. Maybe if the vocals were better I could give it a 2, but as it is, this album gets a 1/5. The first one I've had in three weeks. I can see why this is the lowest rated album on this website.
Ich bin ein Berliner. Like a rhythmic baby smashing tin cans. This is street art in an album but it’s not really music. Let’s just move on and act like this never happened. 0.5/10
I like music. I recognise and value experimentation. I know all genres aren't going to float my boat and that's fine. But holy shit this is unlistenable.
Listen... I live in Berlin. I've been to the seedy sex clubs that would play weird shit like this. Doesn't make it good. I get maybe why this was important but by god is it just the worst shit. Incidentally I've gotten a bunch of the lowest rated albums in the last month or so and this definitely deserves to the lowest. It's just not good.
what did i just listen to
det var en lang time
I didn't get any enjoyment from this 'intentionally unlistenable' album.
Doesn’t deserve even a single star
While I can appreciate what they did, how and when, this is not my style of music.
Finally i got to listen to this album. I feel like a 2.0/5.0 for it but since its one of the lowest rated imma give it a 1. I mean as long your not a top notch you gain more attraction on bein on of the lowest. I surprisinly weirdly liked it at some points but i could never actually listen to it while wanting to listen. Maybe in the gym wrecking weights to make me aggressive and and and but still interesting to use those industry machines somehow
The sounds in this album are really sharp, and actually hurt my ears. Couldn't listen to any song for any length of time.
Noise rock. bracing myself for a 1 but unclear. Yep 1.
Awful
WTF
Experimentell, avantgardistisch, chaotisch, radikal... wer hat noch mehr Adjektive? Wobei dieser "Industrial-Sound" wohl auch andere Bands beeinflusst hat. Ich musste an einer Stelle an Master & Servant von DM denken. Hirnsäge, Atemwege - TILT.
In the words of Joe Pesci... "what the fuck is this piece of shit?"
Hell no
What the fuck is this shit?
Let’s just listen to Metal Machine Music my guy….
This album was literally just noise. There was nothing musically going on at all.
Ugh
genuinely the worst album i’ve ever had the misfortune of hearing. the creator of this book should be shot.
How on earth did this make the list??? This was an awful album. I don't find a single redeeming quality in it. It's just experimental noise. This is right up there with the absolute worst albums I've been given so far.
Wanted to love it because it’s German from 1981 but it’s virtually unlistenable
Weird album of random sounds. Didn’t enjoy it. 1/5
Is this album used in torture sessions?
Holy jesus this is horrible. Why are we vacuuming in the middle of our song? Why are we doing construction? This isn’t a day in the life it’s supposed to be music. I’ve never heard something worse in my life.
While appreciating and generally celebrating the need for different approaches to music overall.... ....holy crap this is *literally* highest-decibel noise. ...except for the oversaturated screaming. Mustn't leave that out. Where are the words to properly express this - it's not terrible in the same way I view bands/acts that I just hate. This is a straight-up nightmare and will be one of the few albums I wasn't able to get through, or even close to it. It doesn't even work as a novelty. If this isn't the worst album on the list I don't want to know. 0/10 1 star (only because we have a minimum).
Quite a few things demonstrate the massive effect that a divided Germany and Berlin had on the world. German industrial music is unfortunately one of those things. And man does it show the mental state of those people. Just strange strange stuff, how fucked up does your life have to be and how many drugs do you have to be on to go "you know what, we should make and album full of a bunch of clanking metal and power tools and call it music!" Because that totally seems like a logical choice. What a fucking terrible listen! It is the worst rated album on here for a reason.
My goal is to listen to every album on this list cover to cover and this was the biggest test so far. I hate this album and have negative feelings for whoever said it’s a must listen. -5 stars
I still have a metallic taste in the back of my throat that I cant get rid of.
A couple of these were almost listenable.
No
Who doesn't love some German, far-out-there industrial noise experimentation that sounds like a bunch of metal garbage cans being thrown around?
Das Geklapper kann man sich nicht ernsthaft anhören.
The worst album ive ever listened to
Små glimt af noget der minder om musik - og ellers bare ren XL-byg for resten
Yeah I had to skip through this one and didn’t find anything compelling about this attempt at “music”. Loud and headache inducing. No value at all. Nein
German noises
is this just Stomp, but German? Either way I feel I can recreate this album walking down the street with a few bags of recyclables.
I am not the audience for this album. Not to be snide but I’m not sure WHO the audience is for this album
This was absolutely horrible. How can jackhammers and grinding metal be considered music?
Somethings are so bad they are good. This is so bad it’s good and so good it’s absolutely terrible. This album sounds like if you gave a 5 year old LSD, all of the power tools at Lowe’s and every pan you had and told them to make music
If I want to hear drilling I’ll go down to the nearest construction site
Its reputation precedes it - I was pretty excited for this, knowing it as the lowest rated album here. And wow it did not disappoint - I feel like I’m tripping balls on an east Berlin building site. Found the cover of Serge Gainsbourg vaguely hilarious. Wish I was a special snowflake noise lover but alas, I am a hater.
Glad that's over. I stuck with it but it baffles me that that would be an album someone would think, hey, let's listen to that and stick it on. Very industrial, very noisy, very intense. Not very musical
This is currently the lowest rated album on the list. It takes "industrial metal" a bit too literally and just sounds like someone in a factory hitting parts of it and recording it...its bad, really bad. I'm not even sure I can use the line but it's better than Serge because I'm honestly not sure it is
Wow... well that was something.
Probably my least favorite album I have heard on here
Seriously? The worst fucking album I've ever had the misfortune to listen to.
Is this music? Or a collection of sounds? I’m really not sure at what point a “collection of sounds” crosses over into “music”. So I’m very confused by this listen. It doesn’t feel like music at all. How did a group of people come up with this, think it sounded good, and convinced a label to release it? And somehow there’s fans of this “music”? If I made this music and sent it to labels, no one would take me seriously. I don’t quite understand how this ever got out into the public; never mind how it got on this list. It just doesn’t make sense to me.
It may have given me a stomach ache
This album is theoretically very interesting, too bad it’s one of the worst listening experiences we’ve had in the entire list. 1/10
Awful, this album was like when you’re trying to ignore children who are just bound and determined to make you notice them.
If all the tools on a construction site violently murdered each other. Absolute trash.
I listened to as much as I can. Audio assault comes to mind. This was a chewy one, and not very enjoyable. Anyone in earshot had questions about this.
This one was so special I had to share it with my high school students. They asked if it was music. I wasn't sure how to answer.
I was worried when I saw this was 80s and German. I was even more anxious after reading the blurb about industrial noises from self-made music machines. All my fears were well founded. If I could give this negativ nein stars, I would.
There are so many amazing aspects to EdN’s history. - The band’s 1984 London show was cancelled 20 minutes in when they started drilling and jackhammering into the stage floor. They must have been overcome, channeling their inner Fraggle Rock Doozer, with inspiration from their core construction identity. - Blixa Bargeld teamed up with notoriously terrible Nick Cave in the early 80s and was a member of both bands until the early 2000s, when amazingly, she ditched Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds to focus on EdN. Hahaha Nick Cave, you suck! - Band member threw a metal bar into a booing crowd and got dropped from U2’s 1993 tour. This album is not music to me. There are rhythmic aspects to it, but music it is not. Considering how bad this album is, the most amazing aspect of EdN’s history is that they are still active and have been continuously together since 1980. I had to list to some of their follow on albums to find out if they stayed this awful. They turned into an electronic dominant sound at some point and it’s not half bad (see album Ende Neu) although my point of reference here is skewed. Music is a wild and fantastical art form. I couldn’t find it, but they did have a 2004 album where “blowing the plastic pipes with an air compressor, were greatly explored”. That sounds terrible but you never know.
A friend of mine noticed that Einstürzende Neubauten has released 12 studio albums over the last 40 years - surprising longevity for a band whose music sounds like a trash compactor mixed with a chainsaw. So I went to YouTube and listened to Einstürzende Neubauten's more recent work. Though some of their tracks dating from just a few years ago have a greater sense of melody than anything on "Kollaps", I still found the music grating.
Negativ Nein erinneret mich irgendwie a hörbuech sound design am afang. Ok, ich ghör scho nüt guets i dem. Da isch nöd eifach uf soundcloud, da isch uf Platte (iel). Wie mached die z füfte so Musig. Eine haut ufes Blech, eine labert öppis und de Rest? Ich glaub, ich chönt die Musig nöd vonere Parodie vo dere Musig unterscheide. Das heisst nöd, dass ich find die Musig isch nüt Wert, aber ich het es bizli Müeh zum Argument gege sone Ussag z finde. Worschindli als Live-Act spannender.
Okay, ähm s album isch überhaupt nöd mis. überhaupt nöd musikalisch asprechend, aber das wills au nöd sii. das isch keis album wo söll gfalle, no viel weniger als nine inch nails. aber trotzdem findi wills seh viel und schaffts nöd immer zum d hässigkeit überebringe, mer mues sich voll drigeh dasmer ihne d ernsthanftigkeit abchauft. s einzige wos überebringt isch s gfühl vonere berliner avantgarde-szene afang 80er wo sehr frei und experimentell zsii gsi schiint und s apokalyptische gfühl und d systemkritik wo mit dem gfühl und es paar textfragment mitchunt. vo dem her isch s storytelling und d lautmalerei guet gmacht und baustellegrüsch als usdurck vo verzwiflig isch sehr passend, sehr berlin und sehr avantgarde. s tönt halt afoch nöd so geil. ich entscheid morn bim ufwache weli bewertig dassi gib aber s isch nöd meh als es zwei als album.
0.01
I do not know what this is.
Only made it through a few songs. Though the concept of the album seemed cool, the execution was little more than noise
Tanz Debil - this is STOMP. raccoon music. made by raccon. made for ... to be played in a warehouse where no is. this is true avant-garde nonsense. (1/5 this is a song that Gir makes as a joke that everyone loves for some reason and there's a whole party just for this song. i don't think this is a joke) Steh Auf Berlin - right. it cannot be this for 3 fucking minutes. Thank Fuck. i would like to apologize to Bitches Brew KIND OF. oh i reached the horror movie part. oh don't make me change my mind on this. (1/5 nope not changing my mind. my Autism is making me want to die.) Negativ Nein - this is the "I'm Steve!" episode of sbemail of homestarrunnerdotcom. (1/5 go get two of your friends, find a cave, bring an echo mic toy for kids, a small electric keyboard that can play a repetitive beat and DIY) U-Haft-Muzak - i don't haft muzak. ich habe dasmetalnoizenshaft und shkreamenmoanen :) 1/5 Draussen ist Feindlich - i want to see what Lions Gate horror film this was made for. 1/5 Schmerzen horen - it's almost a song. it's really close to almost being a song. 2/5 for effort. Jet'm - laser sounds on a keyboard drum effect. 2/5 for laser. Kollaps - thank you for no more vocals right now. Iron Man by Ozzy if it never actually started. got a short break from vocals. now i get to be yelled at again. oh no this is 8 minutes. 1/5 Sensucht - i also love this one note in particular. 1/5 Hirnsage - (: 1/5 i can't do this anymore.
Nope, nope, nope. This kind of stretches the definition of music. Someone running a jackhammer and banging on trash cans while yelling in German is too experimental for my tastes. This is noise
I hated this.
Nazi banging pots and pans
F Tanz Debil (Debility Dance) 2 Steh auf Berlin (Wake Up Berlin) 1 Negativ Nein (Negative No) 1 U-Haft-Muzak (Detention Muzak) 1 Draußen ist Feindlich (Outside is Hostile)* 1 Schmerzen Hören (Hören mit Schmerzen) (Hearing Pain (Listen with Pain)) 1 Jet'm (Serge Gainsbourg)* 1 Kollaps (Collapse) 2 Sehnsucht (Desire)* 1 Vorm Krieg (Before the War)* 1 Hirnsäge (Brainsaw) 1 Abstieg & Zerfall (Descent & Decay) 1 Helga* 1 Schieß Euch Ins Blut (Shoot Yourself in the Blood) 1 Rohrbombe (Pipe Bomb)* 1 Futuristischer Dub (Futuristic Dub)* 1 Sado-Masodub (Sadomasochistic Dub) 1 Liebesdub (Love Dub)* 1 Spionagedub (Espionage Dub) 1 Mikrobendub (Microbes Dub) 1 Gastarbeiterdub (Guest Worker Dub) 1 Rivieradub 1 Lünebest 1 As I attempted to convince my friends to join me on this generator, I showed them this German-horror-porn as an example. Suffice it to say, none of them bought in. This is the lowest-rated album in the generator and deservadly so.
I guess you can use drills and fire alarms as instruments too.
Perhaps one of the worst things I’ve ever heard.
Essential Tracks: U-Haft-Muzak (Playlist because I have to) Just don’t listen to this!
Wtf
wat een herrie
I think that the title "Schmerzen Hören" (Hearing Pain) aptly describes the overall listening experience of the album. I also think that this was the intention of the artists (I deliberately do not refer to them as musicians). The only question that remains is: why?
I couldn't finish it, but I figure the first half informs the second half. I'm sure this is somehow important music, I just don't care.
Not my thing at all
A bit too German and experimental for me.
Actually the worst thing ive ever listened to. Not even music, just noise. Idgaf if thats the point, if you actually listen to this and enjoy it there is something wrong with you. Germans 🤝 committing atrocities
Hated it
Weird sounds.
Quite possibly one of the hardest albums I have ever listened to. I'm surprised I overcame my temptation to just stop listening to this album after song 2. I'm familiar with industrial music. Given the year, this band seems to have been one of the first bands to pave the way of industrial music.. But there isn't anything note worthy other than the fact it was new at the time. I can't even call this music. It's just noise albeit interesting noise.. But it's just random percussion and other random noises: chains clinking, drills drilling, metal being grinded, bent and/or waved... Bands like Rammstein and Nine Inch Nails must have taken influence from this band, among others such as Ministry, but added melody and created something tangible and worth listening to. The only positive: pioneer of industrial music. Everything else is negative. I wish I had not wasted an hour listening to this album. How they have ~100k monthly listeners blows my mind...
Wtf is this shit
Remember that scene in Home Alone 2, where Marv and Harry are on the other side of the die and Marv asks what’s that sound? And Harry replies: That was the sound of a tool chest falling down the stairs. Well that’s essentially what this album is. This album doesn’t belong on a list of albums to listen to before you die, this album belongs on a list of why did this get made. Whomever recommended it be added to this list loses all credibility they have in the music industry, and in fact they should be imprisoned for it as well. This album was trash, pure absolute trash. I wish I could give it 0 stars, but even that would be too much.
¿Ésto qué es? El que pone los discos se ha vuelto majara.
No thanks
Well I lasted a couple of songs. However, I don't feel my life is particularly enriched by listening to "one of the most shocking visions ever committed to vinyl" thanks! Is it not possible to score an album less than one star? Perhaps zero? Oh well, never mind. 0*.
Strong Industrial vibes out of the gate. I dig the background metallic thump, but kind of hate the splashing electric shock that forms the front and cente of Tanz Debil. Can only go up from here, right? Oh I was wrong. We really went straight for a jackhammer and man banging on metal pipes. This may very well be the first album on this list that I don't finish. Yeah, I can't do this one. I have a high tolerance for musical bullshit, but this has exceeded my limit. Were it just raw, caustic industrial sounds or reverberated screech in isolation I might have been able to do it, but my ears can't handle both at once. The fact that some "songs" on here have over 100k listens on Spotify might very well be an indication that our species is not worth saving. 1 / 5
I was just thinking the other day how we have only had English and Spanish albums. Oh crap, this is the lowest rated album globally on this list. Buckle up! Obligatory "would not do drugs" comment. Jet'm has an actual instrument! I could see this being the soundtrack to a movie that is just the "Lust" part of Se7en for an hour. Spionagedub and Rivieradub aren't terrible. If more of the album was like that then I could take it more seriously. There's already too much music to listen to, I don't think I need to listen people push the boundaries of what can be considered "music".
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Oh wow this is hurting my head. Not sure if I can take 56 minutes of this. There is so much screaming and banging. LOLOL someone in the global reviews said it was thought-provoking. Cut my ears off please. Is this what it was like to live in Nazi Germany as a Jewish person? This is what I feel like meth is like but in music form. Honestly I'm not finishing this. I've heard enough and don't see it turning around. Not wasting my time getting yelled at on a Wednesday morning.
Please no
This album is hell. It sounds like Hitler and power tools had a baby
Industrial krap. Just what I want to listen to after 1 hour at Beaumont lab and coming home to lack of electricity. 1 Point because that’s the least I can give. This is NOT musik.
No
Absolutely not
Fuck this noise I mean there has been some bad shit on this list but at the very least that shit resembles music. I don't see how the author could possibly get to track 3 and not only want to hear more, but then put it on the list. One thing that will come from listening to 2 tracks of this shit is it clarifies what is really worth a 1. In the past I've given Kings of Leon, Mariah Carey and A-ha 1s but that stuff while bad is at least music or an attempt at it. And what kind of drugs does someone even take to this noise?
While you can find musicality in every track, this is definitely a sound experiment with industrial tools, voices calling out. None of these tracks will end up on a playlist of mine. I was very curious to hear what was coming next. Unintentionally absurd and humorous. High 1?
Is this here as some kinda mistake
just don't
hilariously grating rhythmic industrial noise with some random german wailing. I mean I like Stomp as much as the next guy but c'mon. almost laughed out loud multiple times with the random screeches and banging on various metal objects
I really wanted to give this as much of a chance as I could but I just can’t, I understand the artsieness of the album but I completely get why it’s the lowest rated album and honestly so far I pretty much agree 1/5
something something essential to Industrial music blah blah blah In all honesty, if I wanted to hear metal clanging on metal, I'd head over to the nearby construction site. Favorite track: Tanz Debil (favorite is stretching it.)
osea supongo que esto le importa a alguien pero la verdad que a mi no. lo siento tanto pero 3/10
Huh 1
Rammstein & Kraftwerk get drunk and go to Home Depot (Haus Depöt??) to record an album is pretty much the only way I can describe this Awful
Nope.
I accidentally hit another song while a couple of tracks into this and I didn’t go back
This is album is a strange one. In one sense it is neat for exploring noise, but at the same time the album kinda sucks. It's mostly just banging noises and german men screaming. There are some tracks with a distinct rhythm, but practically no melody. If Jerry Garcia can say that rap isn't music because of a lack of melody then I feel he would say the same about this. Also I'm pretty sure listening to this album is what made Kanye West decide that he liked hitler
Just like being in a construction site. Feel like my ears are bleeding. Could not finish this.
absolutely could fucking not with this album
Nein!
It's surely an important milestone in music, however it's not really pleasant to listen.
what the fuck. This reminds of that episode of Friends where Ross plays random noises on his keyboard. And yet somehow... this is worse. Who the fuck buys this album and why is it in this list?
sorry dude this was trash
I understand the influence, but this is not listenable.
I'm sure there are things about this album that have a redeeming quality if you know the language. But I don't so my entire reaction to this is just 'WTF am I listening to and when will it end?'
I didn't even know Construction Site Metal was even a genre before listening to this album.
Time and a place for everything I guess. If I was wanting to extract state secrets from foreign nationals with loose regard for international human rights: this is a real winner! Listen in the background while I cook my tea? Not so appropriate.
What the fuck lol
I hope you enjoy the sounds of jackhammers and random screaming, because that's what this offers.
Not a fan at all.
Garbage. Such a tough listen. Would almost prefer reggae
Dit valt nog niet mee...
Ik kan echt helemaal niets met deze potten en pannen muziek
Interessant zeg, dat iemand zijn frustraties tijdens het verbouwen van zijn huis opneemt en dat dat door bepaalde mensen schijnbaar gezien wordt als baanbrekende muziek.
Afschuwelijk! Ik klink nu als m'n oma zaliger, maar dit is toch geen muziek? Het klinkt als een dier dat onverdoofd geslacht wordt.
I mean, it's all been said. This is literal garbage. I mean it's actually the sound of garbage being smashed into other garbage. At no point did I think, "wait, is that music?" Because at no point did it approach musicality. Oof. I'm glad that's over with.
Two days in a row I’ve had noise come up in this list. Yesterday it was Napalm Death’s “Scum”. That was previously the worst rated album on this list….until this album took the honor from them. Both are horrible and feature screaming rather than singing. Napalm Death at least had amazing drums and guitars and I gave it a two star rating. This album has zero going for it. When I heard they did of cover of Moi non plus I was intrigued…. Briefly. It was barely recognizable, but still I would consider it to be the highlight of this album. 1.5/5
So challenging! Some cool abrasive percussion. So much screaming and power tools.
Haven’t given out a 1 in a while but this was well deserved. literally just recordings of heavy machinery and people screaming in German 😂 hilariously bad but there’s no way I could make it through the whole thing without out losing my mind.
What in the ever living fuck is this
ACHTUNG! SCHNITZEL! I was going to give it 1 star but I don't want any trouble from these guys. It sounds like they have the best torture chamber in Europe, possibly in the world 🌎.Therefore I think I'll play it safe and give it 5. Only kidding. It's unlistenable twaddle.
Kollapsed mind!
Interesting, but not interesting enough to distract from the fact that it's just not very good. I doubt I'll ever want to listen to this one again. Sounds like the live shows were a right laugh though.
I had this girlfriend at uni who was an intense Greek cellist who listened to Einsterzenden Neubauten. Or maybe it was the German's who came for some kind of summer language school when I stayed behind and worked in the halls of residence. In any case I got this on cassette in the late nineties and found it completely unlistenable then, even as a teenager with a modicum of angst and a recent B grade in GCSE German. I imagine watching Fritz Lang's film Metropolis is just as tedious and is also only done by art students who want to show off how clever they are.
The most unlistenable album ever, yet still I listened to it. FML!
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Industrial, experimental. Ruido absurdo. Un 1 y porque no hay menos...
not music. It is something else. I can't put a name on it.
The industrial vibe of the music was kind of cool but this isn’t my style at all, I couldn’t wait for this album to be over.
Stupid noise
Uhhhh, yeah. No thanks.
This was a bit too out there for me
It's completely in German and I have no idea what they are saying. It is certainly eccentric as it is just random noises. There was no song that I would really consider revisiting. It is certainly not the worst album on the list but it is up there.
Nothing here I enjoyed. Noise.
This album turned me into one of those conservatives who always complain about modern art
I like some Electronic music. This is not it.
Is there tab for this? Seriously though, this is just noise and yelling to me. It actually put me in a bad mood listening to it. The only use I can imagine for it is a soundtrack to a sci-fi snuff film. I actually listened to it at 2x speed for a bit and it didn't sound any different.
Rough, raw, assault on the ears that is at times truly painful, and others, haunting. The early tracks on the album were not enjoyable. At all. Track 6, Schmerzen hören, features the repeated line: "Hören mit Schmerzen" which apparently translates to "Listening to pain," which I think accurately summed up the first few tracks. However, there is a semblance of music to be found in Kollaps. The later tracks on the album, such as Jet'm(which is apparently a cover of a different song) and the title track Kollaps, actually create something closer to what I would traditionally call a song as opposed to the grating noise featured elsewhere in the album. Other later tracks, such as "Sehnsucht" produced a more "spooky" and haunting sound that I actually rather enjoyed. I think it is important to note that the original release of this album ended at "Helga" originally, and would only feature a live version of track 3 "Negative Nein" appended to some CD versions. A 2002 re-release of the album appended on a bunch of songs from a later release "Stahldubversions." I listened to these songs as well and I found them to be much more palatable. I don't think Kollaps as an album was intended to have these tracks included, and for the purposes of my review I will be ignoring them. I would not call Kollaps an enjoyable listen, and definitely not something that one "must" listen to before they die. Some may even prefer death over the ear-destroying sounds. However, I did find some redeeming qualities and while it will not be something I re-visit, it was interesting to hear at least once. I dislike a 5 star scale as it leaves little room for nuance, but if there's any albums on this list that deserve 1 star, Kollaps has to be one of them.
Wow, wow, wow. Holy hell. I made it through the entire album. I'm at a loss for words and it's me. I thought of a few German jokes, nazism and shit like that, but it's Monday. Let's just move on the to next album. I really hope my Spotify doesn't start playing stuff like this going forward. This is definitely up there for the worst thing I've heard off this list. These guys and Suicide. Welcome Devin and Brendan
Okay yeah this is nonsense. I mean it’s German, but it’s nonsense
1 Goddammit. The first song in I was thinking “Okay, this isn’t THAT bad”, then starting with the second track it turned into an aggressively unlistenable mess even worse than that Suicide album we had, and worst of all, my neighbors probably think I’m a Nazi now. I try to be accepting of all musical tastes, but if this is your favorite album, I think you need to see someone. Welcome to the list, Devin and Brendan!
In the same “art” mould as Throbbing Gristle. Industrial noises. I don’t appreciate the art or hear any music. Glad I only took 30 second samples across each track so I got through it in 15 minutes.
Cool just the album for me this morning T_T. Literally the next song starts with a jackhammer. This album makes me want to crawl out of my goddamn skin. Music for people to chop their ears off to. This garbage is an assault to the concept of music, and its only merit is in its contrarian attitude. The listener is subjected to a sonic waterboarding experience. The best part is when it ends.
My ears are bleeding.
No, it sounds like something a nepo baby makes and expects everyone to like. It's shit, I don't understand how this was added to the list.
I've been as open minded as possible with this list. I've listened to every album even if I wasn't a fan to try and broaden my music tastes. But I genuinely couldn't get past 3 songs on this album. It was painful to listen to
Aivan täyttä paskaa. Levy kuunneltu kahden minuutin aikana. Miten tällästä voi edes julkasta?
Haha, toinen paska putkeen. Excellent.
Entenc el génere i propòsit que contextualitza el disc. El negativisme, ruidisme, pessimisme industrial de so pesat i abrassiu que va sorgir a finals dels '70, començaments dels '80, potser els anys de més i millor efervescència musical, amb bandes com Throbbing Gristle i els aquí ressenyats. La disonància i paisatges musicals adversos que busquen l'incomoditat en l'oient, gairebé el seu rebuig. Tot això com a corrent i propòsit artístic està molt bé a priori. El problema aquí és que no hi ha pràcticament música. El disc sembla més una postura o un alegat que un treball discogràfic. El tema que dona títol deixa alguna senyal de creativitat, però poc més. Com a persona molt més orientada a la llum, a l'optimisme i la vitalitat, no només em desagrada el contingut de 'Kollaps', també rebutjo tota la seva intenció
Avant Guard German noise music. Very different
Mostly a collection of random noises. Worst album I've ever listened to.
i got like 521 albums to go but i'm gonna die now because this noise robbed me of my will to live
Would give it less than one if it would allow.
Not as bad as some reviews suggest. But still not very good, stretches the definition of music.
I have no idea what this album is doing here. It's like a school project by some edgy teen. I didn't enjoy it which is fine but I didn't even appreciate it. Has no place playing to my ears
Moving along…
What an absolute atrocity for which I, as a fellow German, can only apologize for
junge was ist das😭😭😭 ciao
Te veel chaos. Ik begrijp het genre en concept, maar wou het heel vlug uit zetten
I think all I can really say is that I wish there was more actual music to this album. If the songs went somewhere or did something interesting I would have most likely loved it. Kollaps was a song I mostly enjoyed but the rest just didn't do much for me. The song with the loud power drill is really annoying. Score: 30 Art: 60
Trash compactor 'music'. It's badly recorded industrial noise with a guy screaming in German for an hour. I did not have a good time.
Proof that you shouldn't let pesky things like lack of musical talent and vision keep you from forming a band and releasing an album.
un po' tipo avere i vicini che fanno i lavori
I’m losing faith in this shit
Don't know that I would call this music, it was really just unpleasant noise. There was literally a drill noise at one point. The first one on this list I was physically unable to finish
I understand its role as an important album in history, but this album is just painful to listen to. The clanking, rustling metal plates along with other strange assortments of sounds was unbearable and from a musical standpoint, this is truly the worst album I have ever listened to.
WTF! Not music!
Terrible. Just noise.
Hard no.
TURN THIS SHIT OFF
I am about 100 albums into this project and this is the first did not finish and the first one star. I tried to get through it but I just couldn't.
'The Space Between Mr. Frear's Ears' but it takes place in a Nazi occupied war zone in the 1940s. So brutal sounding that it's actually interesting. Erratic mechanical noises, zero concept of melody, maniacal German screaming, songs ending out of nowhere. A compelling experiment in pure musical torture.
You know how people look at an art piece and say "Well you can just feel what they were feeling when they painted this. Such emotion captured" and you nod your head because its really just feces squirted jackson pollock style on canvas. This is that, the musical quivalent of poo on a wall
Ugh 1*
I get that this is influential and the first of it's kind, but it is NOT my jam.
This is not a passable album. It might belong in a modern art museum, when one is open to the strangest of art. However, presented as a music album, this is a clear "return to sender".
Dude. I didn’t like this at all. Obscure German alt rock from the early ‘80s. Musically it’s a vat of noise cascading around the German lyrics which further a lack of musicality other languages nail.
Way too experimental for me. Cool to incorporate random industrial sounds, but this is just noise to me. Can't imagine ever going back to listen again to any of it.
I want - nay, demand - somebody to explain to me why this is something I should listen to before I die. I don't have a sudden appreciation for some random German guys recreating Stomp in a metal shop. This didn't unlock some revelation about my mortality or station in life. I'm not a more well-rounded person. I'm just annoyed and angry about the wasted time.
I don't think it's necessary to understand German to like or dislike this. I mean, I've grooved to Magma, and that's sung in an alien language. But I can say that this? Not digging it. I get the point of the songs and such, the punk mystique, but it feels too much like a do it yourself mentality. Can't find a recording studio? We'll record this in an abandoned factory. That's the punk mentality. Ooooo, what a stark vision. Yes! Really, it just sounds like a lot of noise. There has to be a beat somewhere. A groove. It's more crappy beat poetry than punk. It was short, at least. But.... nope.
Noise. Awful. Why is this even on this list? Should be towards the top of the worst albums of all times.
I did not enjoy this one
Best Song: None. Worst Song: All. Overall: The Wikipedia page credits one of the musicians for "noises". This album has to be an abstract art piece, not actually intended to be listened to. This is anti-music. The sounds contained herein appear to have been carefully curated to be as obnoxious, abrasive, and a-musical as possible. It is the senseless but intentional bucking of trends and norms - not to prove some interesting or intelligent point - but just to seem interesting by being contrary. This is low effort trash. My day is worse for having listened to this. The only positive is that I think I now appreciate all other music more for at least having the fucking courage to earnestly try.
What the fuck
No thank you!
factory noise? :O
Not even a little bit.
This was another album I listened to on a plane ride. I didn’t enjoy this much. Lots of yelling and clanging. Maybe some other time I’d enjoy this more. But today I was just wanted them to quiet down.
Screaming and shouting in German over improvised annoying sounds. Am I old or just discerning?
The recording quality of early Norwegian black metal but with an attempt to play punk with items found in a hardware store. It's very noisy with a jarring dissonance.
Perhaps the worst album I’ve ever listened to all the way through.
oufff, j'ai passé au travers... Vraiment pas mon genre et pour vrai, ca sonne comme rien... ou bien comme un set de drum qui tombe dans les escaliers ou mes enfants qui joue dans le tiroir a casserole. Tout de même, il y a certain bout ou je ne détestais pas trop.. 1.75
I tried, multiple times, It just didn't stick. Hard to listen to for any length of time.
alright
Fuck no
I did listen all the way through this one, and I hate try not to give albums a 1 star rating because there should be some value to listening to all of them on here, but this German industrial noise punk was actively hard to listen to. maybe that's the point but I would have a hard time recommending this to anyone. there were a couple cool parts in there but nothing memorable enough to give more than 1.5 stars and since this is out of 5, I have to round down.
Goal achieved and argument won – this the most unlistenable album ever.
No. No no no. Horrifying messy unlistenable garbage. Definitely not something anyone needs to hear, ever.
Noise
I went into this knowing it’s the lowest rated album on the list but honestly, while it isn’t pleasant or easy to listen to I was okay with it. I’m not a big punk guy but this was so deconstructed it was unique. In reality I’m guessing this was a bunch of college kids smashing pieces of metal together and if I spoke German I feel like I’d probably roll my eyes at the lyrics, but for some reason it was clicking with me. It’s by no means good but not deserving of being the worst. Also, I learned while deep diving on this album that the lead singer became the guitarist for nick cave and the bad seeds which is an insane piece of music trivia I can’t share with anyone ever because no one listens to nick cave anymore let alone a German experimental band
No
I was almost 100% sure this was getting a one the moment I saw it. I already knew what it was, and I didn't think it would come for me so soon. This is the kind of music that makes me feel like I'm dying. There were multiple times I thought my smoke alarm was going off during this album, but no, that was just how the song sounded. I could not bare to listen to this with headphones. It did help to drown out the other people in my house though, and I appreciate that. I understand how this was influential for industrial music, but I find that I'm not the biggest fan of industrial music. I hope these guys had a lot of fun making this album, because it sounds like they did. My favourite songs were Vorm Krieg and Rohrbombe.
Interesting…….
If you like pneumatic drills, the sound of a 4 year old hitting some railings with a stick and Hitler shouting at you for 40 mins then this album is for you. Its not for me. Art statement 5. Enjoyment factor. 0.
Uhhh... All I can say is that some parts were almost listenable. Most were not! I guess it's cool that they found a bunch of pots and pans to bang on in 1981, don't know if anyone had done that yet? But past that the whole time I was thinking "why is someone doing this to my ears?" Also why did it have to be so long? I actually liked Sado-Masodub. But that was literally the only moment on the album that I thought was kind of cool. Maybe I don't get it! But I'm just glad I never have to listen to this whole thing again.
For these 1001 albums I’m giving myself a pass to abandon one album before finishing it. This is that album. I can’t do it! This music is trying to murder me. On the bright side this really makes every other song I’ve ever considered inaccessible or grating sound like singing in the rain. Props to the band for really blurring the line between what is music and what is a mean, robot weasel who wants to kill.
I listened to a single song and that was pretty much enough to determine this album is not good
I like to try give everything a chance on this generator but this was not worth the pain
Gross
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Le meilleur moment était la reprise de Gainsbourg :)
ma machine à laver a encore fait des siennes.....
Non è per me. Solo Kollaps mi è piaciuta
Quando si parla di industrial non mi aspetto rumori di trapani e urla di gente schiacciata sotto alle presse idrauliche. Ho resistito per tre brani.
At my age, life’s too short for this. I did enjoy all 1:25 of the Jetaime cover & Negativ Nain was amusing. Other than that, it’s all I could do to ward off a headache. I think the nearest we ever had to a band like this in Sydney was SPK. Mind you, I did enjoy that one of the tracks was titled Schmerzen.
It was horrible drivel
Interesting but…
Don't listen just give it 1 star and skip it, it's not worth the pain
Industrial. Horroroso.
56 minutes of this shit? Hell no. …Haus Depöt lol
Gotta go full grandad on this one and say "that's not music". Trent Reznor clearly owes the man a pint but nothing sounds finished here. The few atmospheric parts were totally acceptable but the hitting a railing with a stick and shouting in German parts were unbearable. Next!
It's October and I now have the perfect album to play while handing out goodies on Halloween. Excellent! But there's no way it's getting rated higher than 1.
I was looking forward to hearing this because I wanted to see if it was as unlistenable as I remembered it. Confirmed. It's interesting that their name means "Collapsing New Buildings". Some tracks remind me of the collapse, others of the aftermath. This LP has taken over the #1 spot for the lowest rated 1001 LP. Throbbing Gristle is a close second. Industrial Noise is sweeping up!
I am someone who is a lover of noise, static and jarring music. I couldn’t find a way in to enjoy it and I couldn’t get anything out of it apart for the thought that this was just a load of crap.
Looking forward to Jon's review of this. I wish my German was better, I'd love to know what they are singing/shouting about. Borderline unlistenable of course. Not as bad as Soungarden.
Probably won’t be listening to this again
Listened to clips from most of the songs and that was enough. I can imagine this being popular with people who enjoy tearfully masturbating to the Hostel movies.
I just don't vibe with the atonality and bizarre aspects of experimental music