Logical Progression
LTJ BukemI'm dressing as this album for Halloween. It's horrifying
I'm dressing as this album for Halloween. It's horrifying
I give up on trying to speak English, here's a graph instead /\ enjoyment 5 | 4 | 3 | __ ___ 2 | \ ___/ \ 1 | \__/\__/ \__/\__/\/\____ 0 --------------------|--------------------> time ~7th song
No wonder he hears America snoring, this shit is soporific
This gave me so many chills. Literally made me forget to breathe once, haven't experienced this in a long time. Wanted to pick favorite songs at first, but after another listen I can't, they're all amazing.
What if... this screeching is not harmonica but some entity that Bob Dylan came in contact with like in Saya no Uta. That thing just talks like that and he's the only one who can understand it. Aww, it's so cute, this little Lovecraftian monster is trying to help with the song! On a serious note, I don't want to be serious. It's like I'm given the same album three times already. I just can't generate a different response That being said, I think I'm warming up to this music, it was slightly more bearable again. This or the fact that I'm literally getting older
Some really good songs, lots of really mid songs. Therefore, MID
Surprisingly good
misleading title; doesn't go well with toks overall, a solid album, 1/5
L O N D O N O N D O Not old enough to like this kind of music, but it's okay I guess. Can't wait for the day we get a hyperpop album
i'd be sad if this was the last album i listened to before dying
Maybe years of watching toks damaged my brain but I can't recognize this as music
I probably won't remember having listened to this, but it wasn't unpleasant. Bonus points for the song that sounds like that one tiktok audio and for Auf Achse being relatable
Kinda liked it until i heard the vocals
Psychological warfare
The real challenge is to find 1001 ways to call a music album boring
Nice, sweet, goes well with toks. One Way Or Another is the best 1/1
So much for being called "tusk". Thought it would be something cool but it just fluctuates between boring and irritating
No one deserves to be bullied, but... The best track on this album has no words in it.
Gripping. I don't understand some of the decisions, but I like this album more than I dislike it
A filler
I don't feel anything.
Why did they bother coming up with song titles they all sound the same anyways
Plain boomer music
A bit generic
First songs sound nice, a bit like nirvana. But either this album gets more boring the more you listen to it, or it gets worse towards the end.
Slept like a baby
Garbage
It's not so bad, just old
It's probably a good thing that I don't speak English, I've got a feeling that the lyrics are terrible. The rhymes are basic. Underwater Rimes (Remix) really stands out. Yeah, it gets better after that one, no longer sounds like a freestyle, and the lyrics I'm able to understand are pretty funny. Studymin would approve
Talented Ice-T invents new music. Too american for me and way too long
Very hit-or-miss
Not again... As bad as I expected!
Pretty good if you ignore a few bad songs like "I Need a Lover"
The bitch killed the vibe. Lovely voice but it just doesn't fit the music. Easy to listen to despite the length. "Bandelero Desperado" is by far the best.
Don't let tik tok discover this, I don't want to hear it again
So uninteresting even the repetitive parts didn't annoy me
Fun sounds
It's fine but not for me
Catfish, the album. The first song is really good
Feels soulless, almost like tv show theme songs
His voice takes some time to get used to, had to relisten to the first half of the album because of it. I like how smooth it is
Not a single bad song, I expected worse
I don't really know why people like Kanye. Jesus Walks slaps but the other songs feel just okay, I didn't mind them playing. But he's a nazi so he gets a 5
I don't like The Beatles
I refuse to believe people enjoy/enjoyed this
Very chill, could almost forget it was playing
Kraftwerk with annoying vocals, which somehow make it sound better. I liked the last song
Sounds good, would play sonic to this
"Apple Pie À La Mode" made me mad. So when I say this about girls I'm a creep but when a woman does this it's an album you must hear before you die. I like the genre, but there are no bangers on this album
When he started shouting "cracka cracka cracka" in cry to me it really hurt my feelings. Not my type of music >:(
I only kinda liked Bullet The Blue Sky
Low wpm repetitive music. It's probably influential and shit idk why else would it be on the list
It's probably the best I've listened to from this time period. Which is still mid
Music for sex. As a non-sex haver I have no reason to like this
They didn't even try to make it sound good. Thought this was bullet for my valentine, minus points for getting my hopes up (I want to give this a zero, but that's not possible, so I give this a one)
Cool elevator music.
I liked the sound of "John Barleycorn". I'm pretty sure the album is better if you are able to understand the lyrics. Sadly, I'm not
Cool kind of weird. I disliked a couple of songs, but the good ones make up for them
Just boring
Misleading band name. I didn't hate this album at first, but it just kept going.
Liked it much more than the other electronic albums so far. Very catchy
Has some nice tunes but they are buried under layers of the same shit
i can't
Honestly, it's neither better nor worse than those no-name albums I've rated 2 stars but I don't like Beatles + it's overrated + I'm not in the mood + 0
A bit too edgy, but that was to be expected, considering the cover. Pretty enjoyable, I liked DIE IN THE SUMMEЯTIME and AЯCHIVES OF PAIN the most.
Boring. The last song is definitely the worst and leaves a terrible aftertaste
Starts off good, but the second half makes the album feel too long. For a 30 minutes album that's embarrassing
One song sounds like somebody playing a ps1 game with all the weird random sfx, the other has a phone vibrating in the background for the entire duration (7 minutes). At some point I lost it and started laughing uncontrollably because of how absurd the noises are. I guess it's the type of music you shouldn't pay attention to while listening. Not for me. The second half sounds more normal and almost makes you forget how bad the first half is.
It's okay, a bit above average. I like the vocals
Huh. I hesitated to listen to this because I expected the worst but it's actually pretty good. Cute sound, held my attention for the entire duration
I don't know if this list finally boomerified me but this was very pleasant to listen to
I decided to read the lyrics this time, british people are incomprehensible. Not that it changed much, but I think I got the gist. I got tired of this sound pretty quickly. The higher wpm songs like Billy's Bones and The Gentleman Soldier, and the instrumental one carried it to 2 stars
The intro is sick. Followed by a real disappointment. But aside from "Creep", the album is pretty decent, I vibed to it.
I like Sonic and I like youth so I went into this with high hopes. The first two songs made me wish they had a different singer. I bet they did it on purpose as the third song has a different singer. Nvm, she sucks too. The outro in The Sprawl is beautiful, and the instrumentals in general are way better than the singing
Mostly enjoyable (especially The Pilgrim and Nostalgia) but also sometimes annoying, and sometimes made me feel nothing at all
Nothing for me here
I'm certainly not the target audience, couldn't care less about the topics brought up. Musically this is tiring
Idk how to explain this but I kept thinking they're using song templates or something. One song just like the other
I usually like this kind of music, but this was not good. Or maybe I'm not in the mood for it
Listening to it for the first time I got really annoyed about halfway through and turned it off. The second time went much better, I still got bored at times but I kinda liked the sound
Nice, but really boring
I got into it closer to the end. Specifically, the last two songs
Whoever came up with this music style must've solved music for them
"You must hear this before you die". I can only imagine a serial killer saying this to his victim, setting this album to play while he's off to prepare a murder weapon
Visual novel music vibes. I didn't like it
I don't see the point of listening to this out of context. It's not self-sufficient, it's not supposed to be. Cute cover though
Golden Lady is not too bad. I think I liked some other song too but I can't remember which one
Technically, there is nothing wrong with this music, but I just can't tell what emotions this was trying to evoke. The only time it distracted me from my inner monologue was when it turned into dementia music
Lol, imagined you walking in the woods listening to this Like the noises, don't like the way the vocals are drowned out by the music
This is awful. I have a song of theirs in my playlist so I thought maybe they learned to music in the future. Having listened to one of their newer albums, no. They just have one good song.
I like the country style but this felt not enough
Too soft. Sounds like something you would hear in a movie, and I don't mean it as a good thing
I guess Cohen's voice is the main attraction here and I didn't like it that much.
Pretty decent, upbeat. Would be really boring if not for the variety.
They had fun with their drums. Pardon the meme terminology, but SOVL
It's bearable when he's not singing
Unbearable when sober
Basic rhymes on basic flows on basic beats
Pretty nice. Sounds fresh (maybe because of how old the other albums are, but still). Liked Life's a Beach the most
Music was not too bad but the vocals and the cringe lyrics ruined it for me
Maybe a whole album of this is too much
Meh, just your typical reggae
I knew I wouldn't like this, but time flew by really fast and I didn't hate it.
It's good but I don't understand why people rate it higher than his other albums. Maybe I should've read the lyrics, but I didn't feel like it
Can't even call this a listen, I just sat through it. Once again the schizo song felt like a breath of fresh air, too bad it was near the end
Starts off very groovy, then he discovers sad piano keys which I also liked but not as much
John Lennon used Sing
Not very interesting. They all sound kinda the same and I'm not into this sound
This made me hate harmonica
Very nice, love the atmosphere it sets. The last song feels out of place though
pedophile
I liked it, mostly the first half. The songs in the second half sound more boomery
First 100 albums taught me to not expect much from albums with jojo torture dance type covers but this was not bad at all. Not very good either, and I would guess the lyrics are cringe, but I enjoyed it. It's chill
I wanted some more diversity on the list, so it looks like I should be happy, but this is not what I had in mind. Can't enjoy it since my French is limited to voulez vous coucher avec moi
Can't find a better word than ugly
Felt the vibe of Feeling Yourself Disintegrate and Sleeping on the Roof. Tbh rating it 3 just for these two, the rest lacks masculinity for no good reason
I don't even know how to rate this. That Tonight, Tonight's voice is totally unlistenable, heavier tracks are pretty average, and then calmer songs are somewhat pleasant, but it may be because I've heard them hundreds of times in toks. I was not keeping track of how many songs are in each category, so I'll just assume most of them weren't good
The hits are severely overplayed (I can't fucking stand Personal Jesus at this point), but I've never heard the other songs and damn they are great. It has like one weak track but idc, this deserves a 5
I regret checking how many Bob Dylan albums are there. This one is slightly better than the previous one (still insufferable)
The kind of punk I prefer, weird loud fun cringe. I liked U.S.S.A. Made me think of what Merzbow could be if it was actual music
Very repetitive. Liked it at first, but it gets old, just like the listener
Light music and a pretty voice. If I were a tokker I would listen to this.
I don't feel entertained
Couldn't get into it, feels really forced. Wish it was just female vocals.
Pretty good throughout, but lacks a standout track
A cacophony of samples. Couldn't relax
Average radio music, not to my liking
A girl once said she liked how I sing Highway to Hell ★★★★★ Yes, it sounds the same all the way through, same as Back in Black, but I didn't mind it this time
Some intros are better than the songs themselves. Expected to like it more, but it's still good
No wonder he hears America snoring, this shit is soporific
These songs are way too long. Recognizable, but not good
Fairly boring
oh excellent... good songs, good play, good good good Feels like I've heard these songs before even though I haven't. Either got better towards the middle or got me in the mood
Would've been better if it was about 25 minutes shorter. That's when I started singing "I'm not gonna be Mercy" to it out of boredom
Cool lecture. Tried reading the lyrics, but still found them hard to follow, because I can't English
Doomer music all sounds the same to me
If there was a visual novel about elevators this would play in the main menu. That being said, I mildly enjoyed it
Not bad. Really liked some instrumentals
Exhausting
ˡᵐᵃᵒ ᵃⁿ ᵃˡᵇᵘᵐ ᶠᵒʳ ᵃⁿᵗˢ
A great accompaniment to this hot weather. Really wore me out
So I felt like I've heard Born to be Wild in rock'n'roll racing, googled it, and it turns out not only all those bands sound the same, but they also literally play the same songs
I don't know what I was so afraid of. Yes, it was boring, but not more boring than usual. And I liked the title song
It's decent, I like her voice and the music fits it, but this style is very boring
This gave me so many chills. Literally made me forget to breathe once, haven't experienced this in a long time. Wanted to pick favorite songs at first, but after another listen I can't, they're all amazing.
It differs a lot from song to song both in styles and quality. The worst ones are still listenable and the best are pretty good
Incel type weepings to a Tom and Jerry type beat. I understand why it's here, just don't want to pretend it's any good
Early hip-hop sucks
Couldn't get into it but can tell it was consistently good
Kinda weird. Would've left it at that if it wasn't for the last two songs, which are quite nice
Funky Funky Funky
WTF STOP STARING Slow and boring. Started strong, but didn't keep up The cover makes me uncomfortable
It's underwhelming. Somehow lacks energy even though she screams for the whole duration
Label Virgin? Track named My Tulpa? Yep, this we listen Well... at least I liked some melodies
Weird foot. I don't dislike it, just makes it harder to focus on everything else. (this was supposed to be about her voice but I changed it after seeing the cover again) The first song is upbeat, I liked it a lot and expected the rest of the album be more like it. Sadly, the rest has a completely different vibe. Not bad, but coud've been so much better
My pain threshold is about 4 songs. I'm pretty sure when this was released this already was boomer music. I really hate how they repeat the same line for half the song
I don't like this type of metal. Overly repetitive, but got some good tunes like the intro in the last song
Trippy. Made me write a couple of jokes for a stand-up perfomance that will never happen. The songs with actual lyrics are pretty bad, the rest is cool, I like the noisiness. Liked Lever Street the most
I've heard this band name before but I can't remember where. Despite this sign of dementia I can't say I liked this much, aside from Free Bird
Now that's a luxe elevator, very relaxing. Wait, it's even called shaft lmao. Sounds good when picks up the energy too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15WrB1N913I I like this more than an average album in this genre. Maybe because it's live. Listened to the 80 minutes version. The 40 minutes version has all the worst songs, I'd rate it 1 if the site linked me to it
I really liked White Queen but not much everything else.
Not interesting
I think I would prefer this without vocals, it's got cool beats though. The reggae parts made me remember Skindred and find out they released an album not long ago (and it's a solid one, give it a shot if you're in a nu-metal wave again)
The opening song is crazy good. Rap elements of this album sound goofy and the autotune song was just awful, but the rest is decent.
Sounds lovely but almost every song is too long. Requires to be in a certain mood, I think
I hated it. Wishin' And Hopin' is a cute song but that's it
The last song stuck in my head for a while. Quite enjoyable
I don't know if it's intentional but it sounded pretty cheap and amateurish
Was nice to hear something different even if I didn't like it much
Not my thing. It didn't move me emotionally and didn't work as background music, found it too distracting
Very fine! Endless chill! Made me wonder what weed tastes like, Jah bless us!
These vocals are a joke he took too far, I expected it to only be a gimmick for the first song. Mostly unlistenable, but In The Colosseum somehow works for me
Sounds better than their earlier album, I like the instrumentals more. Still don't want to kill myself though
These black dudes really got me feeling some type of way... I mean, with their music. It's kinda crazy this was released in 2015, it feels much older No idea what the lyrics are about, but surely it's a good thing this time, it would pain me to hear about their struggles with cops and drug abuse
Okay, he's not even singing at this point. And I don't understand English so for me it's just an old dude rambling over minimalistic music
Yesterday I made it through 4 minutes before turning it off. Like, it's supposed to be funky but I'm only tapping my foot nervously. They even put an alarm in one of the songs so you can't sleep through it, they truly know no mercy.
Aww, sweet! People getting murdered! I like the concept but the execution is far from interesting
Lots of good moments but he doesn't know when to stop
As much as I wanted to hate this after Sign 'O' The Times, this was nice. Don't get the wrong idea! It's not like I l-like it or anything... Starts with a good song, plummets with off-putting screaming in The Beautiful Ones, then slowly gets better towards the end. Purple Rain stands out, so maaaybe it's not the worst album in the world. I-I mean... it's the worst! Get you pity 3 stars
Cool beats, great flow. However, I'm not american enough to appreciate skin tone 5 lyrics
Round two. Great. Wait, it's a completely different sound. While certainly more listenable, still bored me with the last two songs
It was fun, fitted today's mood
YOU JUST KNOW First half is hella mid (except for Mother Stands For Comfort), and I feel bad saying that because the rest is so charming. Great variety, beautiful sound
The story behind this album is very interesting. The music itself is nice but too repetitive for me
So flipping boring
Had to relisten because I got to distracted by my thoughts on the first go. The songs I thought were good with more attention were just okay. Good guitar but I just don't like this singing style
I liked the non-sappy songs, especially the first one. This album's really got that Disney sound, I recognized it even though I've never seen any of the films he made music for
♪ To be bored again~
Liked the female vocals, the male vocals are weird and not in a good way. 3 for Gigantic, Bone Machine and Where Is My Mind
*blocks your path* what do I did what any sane person would do, I listened to Beatles. I really want to want to like it, it's human nature to want to fit in. The thing is, I don't think it's human nature to like Beatles anymore, yet there they are - thousands of positive reviews for an album that's average in pretty much every way. It might be that everyone is right and I'm wrong but it's never happened before. The more reasonable explanation would be that it's not about the music, there is something more to it. When I was a little boy, I once sang Yellow Submarine at a karaoke party. I grew up in a country that is known for not speaking English, why would there be Beatles among blatnyak and nursery rhymes? Start asking questions. Everyone acts like it's something great while not feeling anything towards it, because they are afraid of being ostracized. You are supposed to like it. Everyone likes it. You're with everyone, right? It's all forced. The biggest hoax since ariposting. I'm on my fourth listen in a row. Why do all the commentators' nicknames on youtube end with four digits? I swear I'm gonna get silenced
Noice. Long enough for the novelty to wear off but that's fine. Much better than what I expected from this time period. Magic number/5
I'm sure the lyrics are meaningful and witty, but I can't understand them so the rest of my meaningful and witty review is in another language in protest. このアルバムは、チャチャチャが多すぎてちょっとイライラする。単調さに飽きた。
Lame prehistoric music
Strong beta energy. Was a bit enjoyable but not for long
Doesn't really feel like an album to me, more like a compilation (at least the first half). The songs are mediocre, but I liked Dancing In The Moonlight, so there's that
I must be missing something, simply don't feel anything. Except for frustration when they try to play Iron Man but they haven't unlocked that ability yet so it cuts off
This was certainly not what I expected, the OG Loc tier rapping caught me off guard. Not that I've listened to much RHCP before. I Could Have Lied is much closer to my expectations, awesome sound too. This album's all over the place, I wish they had went with the I Could Have Lied's vibe. Just not feeling the funk
Ranges everywhere from absolute shit to really good. 3 because at it's best I liked it a lot
Damn, he can't see the bullshit like Tokyo’s Revenge. My jaw stuck from yawning and this music wasn't worth it
Bit plain but entertaining, I had a good time listening to this
Not bad. Not as bad I mean, as some of the other albums so far
More like Billy Drag hehe xd No, really. It feels much longer than it is.
What if... this screeching is not harmonica but some entity that Bob Dylan came in contact with like in Saya no Uta. That thing just talks like that and he's the only one who can understand it. Aww, it's so cute, this little Lovecraftian monster is trying to help with the song! On a serious note, I don't want to be serious. It's like I'm given the same album three times already. I just can't generate a different response That being said, I think I'm warming up to this music, it was slightly more bearable again. This or the fact that I'm literally getting older
Typical 00s sound. I can't tell what exactly it reminds me of, but I can tell I like it
Pretty cool. Found the actual songs a bit less interesting than the rest
The fuck is x- Ah, it's that one... Okay, sounds lovely. Minimalistic in a good way, pleasant voices, so chill~ Me likey
I'm dressing as this album for Halloween. It's horrifying
This one is confusing, I felt like I almost liked it several times but never actually liked it. Also, sounds nothing like The Dark Side Of The Moon, the wall is real
2 good songs, L’America and Riders on the Storm. And obviously I prefer the Snoop Dogg version of Riders on the Storm but still pretty decent for boomer music So a weak 3 I guess
It's light. Can't feel strongly about it but it was alright. One of the few albums that I'd like to be longer
Weird and depressing. Well, that's like my two favourite things in the world. I also dig the noisiness, it's almost like this album was made specifically for me. Direct hit
That's funny, we got this album generated on his bday. First thing that catches the eye is rhyme density combined with insanely good delivery. It still sounds fresh (and this is not nostalgia speaking, I'm not an Eminem cultist (or wasn't) and hadn't heard half of these songs before). Bitch Please II is an absolute banger, perfect in every way. "Kim" is such a creative death threat. Is that even legal in US? Trying to imagine myself in Kim's place, I have no idea how to react. What a display of domestic abuse mastery! That aside, the song is strong, the overflowing emotions make it so very believable.
Didn't like. Feels like a really really long intro
Oh no no no no, the infamous lowest rated album on the list. I had a pretentious phase back in school, listened to Merzbow and such. That revision of me would've learned to love this. It also likely would've learned to love River of Fundament, had it known about it. Honestly, it gets significantly better starting from the title song. Wouldn't have dissed my past self if songs before Kollaps didn't exist
Reminds me of so many different bands but more in spirit than in sound, the sound is pretty unique. Got a new crush yesterday, been daydreaming about her to this music, it only added to the experience.
Well, it's punk. Didn't even hate it, was completely disinterested
Day 7,614 without sex. I suppose it's one of those cases where my inability to comprehend English is a buff. This sounds completely fine to me.
Music for old women. I'm neither of those yet, so I found it very boring. Also really dislike her voice
Sweet soothing pop songs. Very generic but I don't mind, it's a nice sound. Especially liked Lonely Weekend and Velvet Elvis.
If Avril Lavigne was bad. Actually, listened to her right after this and I don't like it too. Maybe I've exhausted all the girl energy I had
I kind of like it conceptually (the vibes mostly), but it's really dated. >1957 must be the oldest album we've listened to Nope! It's Sinatra, ~1955 if I remember correctly. I remembered because it's the first album in the book
ABDULpls It was alright, lots of variety. My hookah was done before this album finished playing, minus points for that
Pros: LOUD NOISES!!!!! One of them learned to sing Cons: LOUD NOISES!!!!! 𝘖𝘯𝘦 of them learned to sing I'd love to hear someone else on the vocals. Or maybe even an instrumental album. Such a waste
Pretty good. Better than most 3s I've given, so gets a phantom half star Anyway, one of those albums evoked a random memory, so here's a lil anecdote. (tw: no punchline) My grandma worked in a morgue. When I was a little lad she took me to her work once and for some reason they had a drum set, synthesizer and some other instruments there. Back then I didn't think much of it (I don't think I even knew it was a morgue), and now I just couldn't trust my memory, so I asked my mom. Turns out, it really happened, the morgue workers were having their houkago tea time there when the boss would go home. They also set the boss's door on fire once.
The opening song is very good. I like the vibe. Feels a bit like Blue October but more chill
Loved One Of Them, cool beat, and I think this aggressive style fits them, they sound great. The rest is decent, but nothing else really stands out
Good perfomance. Stopped enjoying it at some point though
Many interesting elements, sounds like a combination of things I like: Lidl Björk, gloomy atmosphere, random noises. Not everything worked for me but it was a nice listen. Liked some parts in most songs, liked We Carry On as a whole
Couldn't hear the music, some dude was screaming over it until the album ended. At least the last song was kinda funny
An interesting fusion. I tried to determine why Message In A Bottle is so much better than everything else but I can't, brain too small ACAB, BLM, LGBTQQIP2SAA
My african american really loves them phone calls in his songs. Musically I only liked the first part of m.A.A.d city. Had to read the lyrics, would get insanely bored otherwise. As for the lyrics, I found them very caricaturistic and hard to sympathize with, likely because of the cultural gap. The only exception was The Art of Peer Pressure, it's a bit more universal, I reckon
It's not too punk, for better and worse. I was moderately enjoying it until I sensed Beatles and got agitated
I give up on trying to speak English, here's a graph instead /\ enjoyment 5 | 4 | 3 | __ ___ 2 | \ ___/ \ 1 | \__/\__/ \__/\__/\/\____ 0 --------------------|--------------------> time ~7th song
Not remarkable but fine soft music
The shit. Great energy, I was exhausted in a good way by the end of the album. Didn't know I liked Metallica this much
It's not carefree, I don't like it. The last two songs are good
It has it's flaws but something about this album makes me not want to bitch about them. Chill grooves, something to relax to
Some of it would fit in a DOS adventure game, some of it would fit in a movie. Actually, just realized I was thinking "this would work if..." about almost every song here. At least it was interesting.
First listen, not reading lyrics: 1. Got bored about halfway through and was simply waiting for it to end Second listen, reading lyrics: I'm confused. I barely understood anything, so it will be an unfair rating. Some lines are so stupid that they are hilariously funny but I can't tell if it was intentional. Or how he called himself the black pill, or how he called the cops nazis on a Kanye album, he had no idea this would sound funny in the future. Lyrics didn't help, still a 1.
The middest
Had low expectations, Common's album made me question my affinity for rap. This album fixed me. Reggae elements work really well. Mista Mista was fun, will probably stick in my head for a while
Burnout Paradise groomed me into liking this. The songs are a bit too long so I got tired of them eventually. Holy fuck, there's a 3 screens long review on the global page, do I read it? #𝟴𝗯𝗮𝗹𝗹 (𝐁𝐫𝐮𝐡)
Meh, mostly boring, sometimes annoying
Goes in the same category as The Cure, it takes an attempt or two to appreciate. I have no attempts on my record. Awful singing.
The songs are too long for what they are. Initially I didn't like it one bit, but then Mercy Street and We Do What We’re Told (Milgram’s 37) happened, the latter is especially good
Catchy, but not something I enjoy too much. Lost me at the jazzier parts.
I remember reading somewhere that if you listen to the albums in the order they are placed in the book, you begin to appreciate Beatles when you get to them. Honestly, sounds believable. I keep wondering what kind of music I would have listened to had I been born at that time, and I've yet to find the answer. Can't see myself not listening to anything, but if this album is a must hear from that period... It's like trying to play Beta 1.7.3 after having played modern Minecraft, it was concidered fun back then, I remember enjoying it myself, but if you launch it now you'd be at a loss of what to do. Some people still play it, I'm just not one of them.
I missed out on so many years of being bullied by not discovering this back in school. Why's the cover upside-down?
Well, it's jazz. My pp doesn't react to it but can tell it's not bad.
As if 70 Beatles albums weren't enough.
Previously on 1001 albums: >Didn't know I liked Metallica this much Turns out I didn't. Don't get me wrong, I still like the music, but it pales in comparison with live versions of these songs. It's especially evident in Sad But True, the performance just sounds lazier
It won me over with insanely good first song and the saw wobbling sound in one of the others. But I got to say, sometimes it's too chaotic, almost sounds like there are multiple songs playing at the same time And for all the noobs in the global reviews section: the lyrics are about sex.
It's not real music, they are just bruteforcing the instruments. The weirdness is certainly appealing, but it alone does not make for a good listening experience. The only sort of rating criteria I've developed at this point is "it's 1 star if I would hate to listen to it again". This album doesn't fit it, I probably will give it another go sometime in the future, but I can't rate it any higher. But I had a great time laughing at the youtube comments
I was reluctant to listen to this, my brain thought "Elvis Costello = bad" for some reason. It was not bad but got very boring at some point
Out of all jazz-containing albums this one is the closest to my liking. Nice and relaxing
Dull. I Remember California is the only notable track
The cover looks gay. The music is pretty good. Instantly forgettable, yes, but it's a good thing, makes you forget the bad parts (if they were there. I listened twice and still don't remember anything)
Speaking of albums that feel like they go on forever
ok but why
I liked the sound at first but got tired of it quickly. Then liked the last two songs because they had a different vibe
I wish I had a sob story to justify not reviewing this earlier, but initially I didn't listen to this because I didn't want to be a Grinch, and then I just forgot. Well, it's lunar new year now, close enough. It's easy to listen to when it's not christmas. Actually, someone should listen to this album during every holiday and make a top-10 list of holidays this album goes best with.
You will hear from the registrar regarding this cover. You're probably tired of seeing me whine about their voices (I am) but this time I actually didn't mind them. Maybe because they are quieter, maybe because there's less accent on singing in general, what matters is that they are not in the way of enjoying the instrumentals, which are harsher than their later works and I prefer them this way.
I like how the title suggests England should be nuked Was listening to this while on a minibus, a ~4yo girl heard it and asked her mom "If everyone asked god to turn the war off, would he do it?". Got her mom and half the minibus in tears. Now that I've ran out of memes to translate, time to speak about the lyrics. While I agree with the notion I don't think listing consequences of war is enough to do... anything really. First of all, most of the people I know want to die anyway. And I'm sure there are authors who portrayed dying soldiers in much more terrifying ways, so doing it again but in a less shocking way seems pretty pointless. Now, I know a way to make better anti-war propaganda but it's asocial and also illegal where I live so I'll have to wait for Kanye to do it. Although these lyrics are weak as propaganda, they didn't fail to set the atmosphere and worked well with her voice and the music. Also wtf is that horn in The Glorious Land lmao I thought that sound came from somewhere else
Eh, nothing special
If you want to intentionally age and distress a human, apply this album
I have probably heard all of these songs throughout my life. Didn't hate it, but would instantly skip any of these songs if I heard them in the wild
Silly music but I liked it. Didn't expect to like it at all, so had a little trouble getting into it. Can't decide between 3 and 4 so I'll just trust the people saying the lyrics are good
First song was good, then I forgot it was playing. Not too bad 5/4 this, 9/8 that, how about 3/5
Is it a bad thing when you randomly start singing a completely different song? And I don't mean different lyrics, I mean I was just singing something else over this. Very boring
First song shell shocked me "We kissed like we invented it" is a cool line, I liked it a lot. There were some other lines that stood out for me, I guess I'm sad because I understand the lyrics One Day Like This is a drag
Does nothing for me
Not much happening here. Can't tell if I genuinely liked some guitar solos or just appreciated the breaks from his singing
A good example of what the regular rock lacks. Imo they went a bit too hard on randomness, sometimes it added to the songs, many times it didn't Poledo made me think "damn this was great I want to listen to the whole album again". Twice. It's simply that great
It was okay, even fun sometimes. I liked the attitude more than the sound
Round three, and I'm ready to throw in the towel. So apparently the songs are stolen and the only question I have is why out of all things on earth you would steal this. It's like shoplifting raisins - it's not the act of stealing you should be ashamed of, but your poor taste. Compared to Physical Graffiti this album is almost twice as short so I thought maybe it would end quick enough to not drive me insane. Compared to Physical Graffiti Led Zeppelin III was somewhat good so I thought maybe it's one of those cases where it goes downhill with every album. This album shatters expectations. I might be a demon, because interacting with this sacred album in any way hurts me. It hurts to listen to, it hurts to type this review because earlier I was trying to crack walnuts with my hands, it hurts to see people rating this high just because it’s Zeppelin. I'm sure if I were to look closely at the Rorschach inkblots on the cover I'd see my dead pet or Akali Bonbi. I'd call it thought-provoking.
It's one of, I believe, three albums from the list that I'd heard before 1001. Eminem was always some kind of an icon where I'm from, so after hearing all my favourite rappers constantly praise him I had to listen to something besides his greatest hits. I listened to this, decided it's mid af, and never listened to an Eminem abum again until we got one here. Relistened, opinion didn't change.
>The next song is called "Surrender" >Japanese screams get cut off Kinda the only moment worth mentioning. Didn't feel the energy
It was okay, I liked almost every other song and didn't hate the bad ones
If I understand the genres correctly, the psychedelic songs were better than The Beatles (which is not hard to achieve but still) and the bluesy ones sucked a massive genital
Yeah, with music like this I'd likely rather be into painting or politics
Didn't know Pugacheva had songs in English Pretty soft, pretty boring
I like how there are two 1-star reviews that begin with reviewing something else, speaks volumes about how captivating this record is. Without further ado, let us begin with "Stop", the visual novel (止まれ). First of all, it's a horror game, and I'm a scaredy-cat, so I lowered the volume to a bare minimum and can't really rate the scariness or anything audio related. The game loop is basically this: the story goes on until you face a choice. Wrong choice leads to a bad ending and takes you all the way back to the beginning, the other one progresses the story. If you would want to see all the bad endings, you would have to skip through the same scenes A LOT. Sometimes it feels a tad stupid when the right choices are "don't stop the car", then after one (uno) screen of text which doesn't really say anything substantial the right choice is "on second thought, stop the car". They stop the car to check the trunk, one of the characters says "maybe we shouldn't", and, you guessed it right, the correct choice is to get back in the car. The language is fairly simple, author sticks to short sentences, repeats the same words very often, which is a huge plus for me as I'm not nearly good enough to read more convoluted Japanese. I don't have much experience with the genre, but it seemed like a generic ghost story. Still, held my attention, I theorized about how it would end and how the characters are connected. Was satisfied with the ending, it made sense, which is rare for mystery genre. The art style is a bit scuffed but it suits the game well, looks creepy enough to pretend it's intentional. Overall, 3/5. Not something I would recommend to anyone, but it's really short (if you know the language, you can finish it in like 1-2 hours I think) and rather interesting. Oh, right, the album. Three Days was alright.
It was pretty fun, the songs were short and I was in the mood for something like this, even the singer's tourettes felt fitting, but the audio quality ruined everything. Ah, fuck it, it's still fun
Didn't listen to the lyrics but whatever he says is not true, he got dumped because of his singing
I think I've come a long way since starting this project, I can even stomach Bob Dylan's harmonica shoegaze now, but man do I not understand the obsession with some of these albums. It's not bad at all, has a few good songs (The Chain and Gold Dust Woman), but there's really nothing special
If you couldn't hear me, it would look like I was singing along. I was yawning
The first three songs had me disappointed but then idk something clicked and I started liking this. Still, I'd prefer a less ancient sound
Before listening I checked the top reviews and found exactly what I expected to find. It got me worked up, I was gonna ramble on about them, but then the music calmed me down. Will leave it for another time. Saw somebody call this album an "adult lullaby", beautiful description. Enchanting voice, cool chill beats, awesome balls. This album is pure sex
Still don't like gay
This was pretty good, especially the first half. The last few tracks sound like they zoned out while playing and then got back into it in the last minute
Kinda meh. I remember listening to Castles Made Of Sand when you mentioned it, I liked it better then. Here it got lost among everything else But I like his voice
I concur
I spent the entire duration of this reading the same comments from one guy on youtube. They're mostly incoherent, but there's a certain charm to the more understandable ones so I tried to translate one 「To be honest. I heard Romanes like this. Year 1978. We're in the Volga delta. Tourists. It's dark already. We have a radio. We throw the wire in a tree. Ooh! Oh my god. Here. Here! I remember. The rythm. Romanes. Oh my chic Romanes!」 The thought of a guy who seems to be off his rocker reminiscing about the time he got to hear "Romanes" is pretty romantic. I believe him when he says they are "special in the mouth". Even if I don't see it that way.
I was thoroughly enjoying this album until my grandchildren asked me to change the radio channel, and then their grandchildren asked them what a radio was. On average, our household didn't like this
I'm not familiar with gay semiotics but I'm pretty sure the cover signalizes something Cover Me was the only song that stood out for me
"I've got to take my problem to the United Nations" hey, I recognize that line! A combination of things I enjoy and things I don't. They sound kinda sludgy, noisy, this I like. But blues is on top of my worst genres for a reason, so I'm surprised it didn't bother me that much
Neil Young needs much more horsepower to get carried to a 3
Got my mojo snoring
One or two songs of this is fine, but when it's a full album you inevitably stop caring.
Surprisingly good. High energy fast paced music, and a hint of Beatles so you don't have too much fun. Liked Lose It the most
I chuckled at the sight of this cover next to the release date It was decent at times, but the bad songs are kinda annoying
Didn't like most of it. I kept losing interest and it kept pulling me back with weirder songs.
Unless there is something encoded in the image and the whole album is an ARG setup, I don't like the story it tells. The intro in Maggie May was the only good part for me
It was nice. Maybe a bit boring, but it's short and ends on a good song
Really don't care for this music
Got exhausted by the fifth track. I feel like relapsing to noise again. Was reading a vn the other day, it had a very nice earthquake sound effect with falling trees and metal-on-metal sounds. Would prefer listening to 35 minutes of that instead
First song was not so bad. Then the second song reminded me why I don't like them. Ughing for the rest of the runtime
Only 13? What a letdown
After first song I was willing to cut this album some slack, but I just can't. It feels like someone keeps pressing the left arrow button. I just heard this line sir do not repeat please can this song go somewhere AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Didn't know milk was safe for Ramadan. Tried the stereo version, regretted it 15 seconds in. Not what I expected. Tbh I was in the mood for whatever mess Trout Mask Replica was so I got disappointed. Safe indeed.
I know you're not too fond of rock but man did I miss it. Don't want to go to the blues and blues accessories aisle ever again
Titled appropriately, I listened to it 3 times and I'm still not sure how I feel about it. Although I liked the instrumentals, I didn't like the instrumental parts at the end of almost every song, they get too repetitive
Imagine what Bring Tha Noize could be if they were any good
Listened to the UK version because it's in the book. Watched his gf's titties because they're in the book Fine, but not my taste. Got me curious enough to hear the songs from the NA version Nah, I don't like them, NA version would be a 2. Fav song: I Don't Live Today
They stole a riff from Papa Roach??? They used to sound not pretentious????? I know I am going to get downvoted for this but this was leagues better than their Number Of The Beast (and, I assume, the rest of their discography), specifically the vocals
Cute cover. I wanted to talk about how much this is not-Björk, but honestly I wouldn't even draw a parallel between them if it wasn't for the top review. Deeper Understanding is relatable, I love my 'puter so much.... Sometimes sounds very 80s which I don't really like, but the atmosphere is pleasant. Would not listen to any of these songs outside the album but together they work nicely
I wonder if that's what Michael Vsauce felt when he was in the white room. At least it's not 2 hours long.
I liked some songs (didn't care enough to check the names though), found the rest of them mid and the last one too abrasive. Also it teaches to peel a banana the wrong way
A) I always loved Come Out And Play B) is not part of the list just a smiley face My friend bought me a skateboard so now I'm obligated to like this.
Cool, the way you worded it sounds a lot like evolution. The majority replicates something that they know already works with little to no differences, and then there are mutants that might start a new meta... or be utterly disgusting. I guess the successful experiments are already on the list, and the unsuccessful ones are not included for a good reason. It would be a musical Kunstkamera otherwise Safe indeed
Cute 'fus > hot 'fus There's lots of fillers but the greatest songs are iconic. Beautiful first half.
I'm surprised by how easy it is to listen to despite being from 1969. Kinda boring but not bad
I don't even hear what's so good about Come On Eileen. Didn't struggle to finish, but it was very meh
Read the lyrics, I can't tell if it's me not being able to English or him being too cryptic but I couldn't figure out the meaning behind like half the lines. But what I did understand sounded pretty repetitive. I understand wanting to reuse the same thoughts, I don't get many unique thoughts myself, but maybe make your album shorter or something. Reusing one of my earlier thoughts. The main difference I see between Björk and Kate Bush is how more intimate Björk's music is, I feel like it's directed at me personally, like I'm the one she speaks to. With Kate Bush I felt more like I was invited to watch a spectacle, I'm allowed to see only what she decides to show me. And then there's Elliott Smith, this album makes me feel like I'm his therapist. Funnily enough, the bonus song Figure 8 doesn't have this problem, I liked it. Bye and The Roost are also great but do not redeem the rest of the album in my eyes.
Cocksucker Blues. That's not me talking, it's a documentary about them.
It’s okay
Oh, this one is really good. Fantastic instrumentals. I dind't really like the spoken vocals but they help to build up this dark atmosphere I guess my ears adjusted, I like everything after second listen
Boo hoo, there's swear words in my gangsta rap. - Every fucking 1 star review While I see how spamming the word 'fucking' every time you need two extra syllables is lazy, that's not really what they're saying. Fucking fucks, fuck 'em. As always with rap albums for me, it felt too long. And for no good reason either, there are songs that just sound like freestyle near the end, could've ditched them. Despite that, a solid album, I enjoyed the first half.
Ok I guess. The only song I liked was Sinister Purpose, the vocals there sounded different from the rest, much more listenable
Thank you for Greensleeves, I really needed that break
Why was this top 35 in 2023 weekly hungarian chart? For one (egy) week? And more importantly, why mention it on it's wikipedia page? This anomaly was the only thing about this album that I cared about. Not bad, just uninteresting
Some really great riffs, title track hits hard. Very hard rocky sound, but they are actually trying to do something interesting with it
The vocals... take some time to get used to but not bad at all, the instrumentals are also good. Could chill to it, pretty decent
Prejudice: knock it off Ignorance: knock it off Bigotry: knock it off Illiteracy: knock it off She can sing, I'll give her that, but most of the songs aged so badly. The ones that are not dance songs still sound good
Spoiler alert: there is no actual femmes. I spent like 5 minutes malding about it. Funny incel music, Gimme the Car was especially amusing. Didn't like it sonically though
Feels very experimental but not in a good way. Like he didn't have a direction in mind and just threw in random stuff to see what sticks. Sometimes I was confused whether I'm still listening to the same album Still, not bad either, there's a lot that I liked, but mostly elements, not full songs. Best song: Derelict
It would be a great album if it was 1-2 songs long
Very good. I spent too much time trying to figure out what's written on the cover. I think it says "ចៅខេមរភាសា", but "grandson, khmer language" sounds stupid and I can't find what other meaning ចៅ could have here. If it's just random words then I'm VERY trolled, pretend I rated it 1 star. The album worked great as background music to this process, it's very light. At times when my mind switched to listening to it, I was pleased with what I heard
Pretty average music, don't like her voice Nixon - Lambchop: Very relaxing mellow sound. Sadly, it took a turn for the worse on What Else Could It Be?, I didn't mind the falsetto before it, even slightly liked it, but I guess I reached my limit there. Wait, no, it get's better with Petrified Florist. The last two songs are pretty cool 3/5. Would consider 4/5 but don't feel like going for another round rn
Pretty average music, don't like her voice
This doesn't feel like a soundtrack to a movie, it feels like A movie, just in music form. And I don't really like movies, if there was a 1001 movies project, I would be one of those people who wrote ~5 "DNF" reviews and then quit I like the concept and I think it's well executed. Was worth a listen even if I didn't like it much
Okayish first half, hella boring second half, I started yawning heavily by the end of it. (I Don't Want to Go to) Chelsea stands out, it's good
It's perfectly listenable, I understand about the same amount of lyrics as when I listen to music in English, but it still didn't work for me. Neither as background music - too annoying for that, nor as regular music - too repetitive. And yes, I would still prefer to have more albums like this on the list
From 😃 to 😔 real quick, wtf was that bait in the first song... Let the Drummer Have Some is a funny title, I liked it Actually, it was alright, subpar vocals but they were not too prominent (except for the last song, and it was awful)
I was not in the mood for this but they got me in the mood. Beautiful Lullaby and Homesick, and a different, heavier kind of beautiful Prayers for Rain Really enjoyed the long instrumental intros. As often happens, I would probably like this even more if it was fully instrumental (I could almost cry to Homesick before vocals stepped in), but I'm not saying the vocals were bad, just not for me I guess Easily their best album on this list
A whole lot of nothing
First half was pretty good. Interesting lyrics in Jackie and Next. Don't like the sound of the second half, the music is slower, it bored me HE HAS A COLLABORATIVE ALBUM WITH SUNN O)))????
The sound quality is super shit. I can't make out what he's singing, sounds exactly the same as when there are drunks in front of my house screaming at each other I liked some melodies, but let's be real, this is unlistenable
God is invading your privacy right this second. Stop praising him, he's the same as google. Not a fan
Nice fun vibe, time flew by before I knew it. I'll Kiss You is a bop.
You know it's a gem when you scroll down to "Shorts remixing this video" section on youtube and see a video titled "When you have no friends:" Probably the first album I did a complete 180 on, at first it was annoying, didn't feel like real music, and I cared very little. Now I can't get enough of it. Truly hypnotizing.
Yeah yeah now go play The Age of Aggression or something
Has it's moments but mostly redundant. Both the album and its inclusion in the list
The music is fine. I'm not the biggest fan of all the genres they mixed in, but they did it alright. Not exactly what I would like to hear right after Beastie Boys but oh well. 2.5 just to indicate I liked this better
You know how sometimes you get so fixated on the negative aspects of something that it becomes impossible for you to see the positives? This is not one of those cases, it was awful all the way through.
I cantfunky. Actually, I think I don't even perceive these vintage genres (funk, disco, etc) as real music. I never listened to music like this myself, don't know a single person who did. For me it feels like constructed languages, like someone invented this style to serve as "soundtrack to 70s" to use in movies. Obviously I know it's real, but this mental block is stopping me from understanding/liking this music.
Meh, all sounds the same. Without looking at the titles I wouldn't notice that there was a repeating song
Meh, all sounds the same. I wonder what it takes to hear the difference between this and, for example, Ramones.
Someone take the mic away, he's ruining some good music. Just listen to the instrumentals on Chance Meeting, it could be so good... Liked the instrumentals a lot
Pretty simple. I like simple music but at the same time I can't feel strongly about it
Good background music for surfing in counter-strike
I'm legally obliged to remind you that I hate Beatles every time I hear something Beatles-like. But this was suspiciously fine, I started liking it towards the end. I hope it's not a gateway album, don't want to end up on the streets doing dodgy things for quick money to buy another Beatles record
Every time I liked a song the next song was terrible. But at least I liked some songs, it's more than I hoped for
Didn't mind it at first, the first song was good. Then I started struggling and went to the reviews to occupy myself with something. That's when I learned that he was Chef from South Park and I couldn't unhear it since
>Yo, man, what do you mean by suckers, man? :( Laughed out loud Good old old-school hip-hop. Probably as good as it gets Nvm too long
I once tried to learn to beatbox. The only thing I learned was how to pronounce a sound in my language that I was pronouncing wrong. Unique and confusing. It's very interesting, although sometimes the layered voices don't sound like they work together, but more like one vocal track tries to outscream another. Great concept that didn't do much for me. Tagaq could voice hollows in Made in Abyss
You need a high IQ to understand this music
The folkier songs are nice, the rest is okay
yawn% 0:53 [WR] Seriously, this guy's vocals are yawn-inducing. Maybe my brain thinks he's yawning while singing, it doesn't happen with female vocals. With the sleepy instrumentals on top of it it's kinda hard to stay focused Last song was good I think
I agree, The Murder Mystery is very cool, it reminds me of Chop Suey and maybe some other SOAD song (maybe even several)
Weepy. Idk, it feels too gentle, I want my sad music to suffocate me. Like how can you be so sad yet so calm, I don't get it
Not as bad as I initially thought, but playing the first three songs without O5 approval should be prohibited
As a casual listener I can't evaluate the mastery, I can only evaluate the excitement
Aren't you supposed to get better at things the more you do them? This is not the first time I catch myself thinking that the earlier album by an artist is much better than what comes later. This one is good when Morrissey doesn't sing into a bucket
Lol, I thought that Uh Uh sounded like Sonic the Hedgehog power-up music. Imagine my surprise to actually hear a Sonic sample later on A very fun listen, mostly because of overall immaturity. Loved the lyrics on A Fan's Mail (Tron Song Suite II), Thundercat is my neko. Loved the chill vibe throughout.
I doubt even nightcore remixing could save this one
DOITSU NO KAGAKU WA SEKAI ICHI
Not even kidding, the average commenter for this album on youtube is ~60 years old. I guess there are some benefits in having a bad hearing, you could listen to Bruce Springsteen and pretend it's something good
Very good. I'm not a fan of self-pitying lyrics, but they worked here. Good vibe
The last two songs are good. 2/5
Chit. Second song was good but all the songs are way too long for what they are
This reminds me of a cafe my best friend and I used to go to when we were kids. Not as customers, of course, our target was the PC for customers right in the middle of it. We would occupy it for as long as the staff would let us, then go to a nearby electronics store to play on the consoles there or to annoy the cell phone salesman who seemed to not like us but still would come up with something to keep us quiet instead of just kicking us out. The exact type of music you would play if you wanted as few people as possible to be aware that anything was playing at all.
There are various ways a dolphin has of showing that she or he is interested in sex. Males are probably the easiest to detect. They will swim around, sporting an erection (anywhere between 10 to 14 inches long for a Bottle-nose), and will have no bones about swimming up to you and placing their member within reach of your hand. If you are in the water, they may rub it along any part of your body, or wrap it around your wrist or ankle. (Dolphin males have a prehensile penis. They can wrap it around objects, and carry them as such.) Their belly will also be pinkish in colour, which also denotes sexual excitement. Females can be a little harder. The most obvious way a female dolphin has of displaying her sexual interest is the pink-belly effect. Their genitals become very pink and swollen, making the genital region very prominent. They may be restless, or they may be acting as normal. If you are out of the water, they may swim up to you and roll belly up, exposing themselves to you, coupled with pelvic thrusts. If you are in the water, they may press their genitals up against yours, nibble your fingers, nuzzle your crotch, or do pelvic thrusts against you. Each dolphins way of expressing sexual readiness varies, so the longer you know the dolphin, the better you will detect when they are sexually active. When a male dolphin is interested in you, about the only thing you can do, if you are male, is to masturbate him. (Unfortunately, I cannot speak for the female of the human species... it seems women just don't like dolphins enough...) WARNING! You should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you. The Bottle-nose dolphin member is around 12 inches, very muscular, and the thrusting and the force of ejaculation (A male can cum as far as 14 feet) would cause serious internal injuries, resulting in peritonitus and possible death. A male dolphin's member is roughly S-shaped, tapered at the end. If you are in the water with them, it is best to support the dolphin on his side, just under the water, with one hand, and handle him with the other. Male dolphins, I find, tend to prefer the base of the penis to be gently massaged and squeezed, as well as gently rubbed along it's length. It feels very much like the rest of the dolphin (ie. smooth and rubbery to the touch, but firmer). It doesn't take long for the male to ejaculate, around 40 seconds to a minute, and this is usually accompanied by either shuddering just prior to ejaculating, and thrusting and tail-arching during ejaculation. Bro are you really reading this? Smhing my head. This album was pretty boring and the only thought I had whilst listening wasn't even relevant in the end, but then I read that Fred Neil abandoned his career to protect and conserve dolphins, hence the dolphin sex copypasta. The force of ejaculation can be powerful at times, so it is best to keep your face out of the line of fire, or keep his member underwater. You can attempt to lick and suck on the end of it while masturbating as well, but be warned, do not try to give full throat, and get the hell out of the way before he ejaculates! A male dolphin could snap your neck in an accidental thrust, and that would be the end of that relationship. Well, the females are again a little trickier. There are two courses of action with a female fin: Masturbation, or mating. Masturbation: Female dolphins, once they show interest in you, can be supported in much the same way as the male, one hand under the fin, supporting her, the other doing the stimulating. The clitoris of the female is located at the top of the genital slit, and is a prominent lump when erect. You can rub this with your finger tips, or lick and suck it, but with the oral aspect, you might end up with a bruised nose as they thrust up into you. You can slide your hand gently into their genital opening, and feel around inside, rubbing gently. They feel warm and muscular inside, their labia like tough, squishy sponge when they are excited. Don't be surprised if they start to play with your hand inside them. They have very manipulative muscles, and can use them to carry and manipulate objects, including your hand. (They can do things that would make a regular human woman turn green with envy.) Their climax is coupled with stiffening, shuddering, sometimes a lot of thrusting, clinching of the vaginal muscles, and sometimes vocalisation. Mating: This is harder. Obviously, being human, it is awkward, but not impossible to mate in open water. It is easier to have the dolphin in a shallow area (like the shallows just off the beach) around 1 1/2 to 2 feet deep. This is usually comfortable enough for both the dolphin and you. Gently, you should roll the dolphin on her side, so she is lying belly-towards you. You can prop yourself up on an elbow, and lie belly to belly against her. You may want to use the other arm to gently hold her close, and place the tip of your member against her genital slit. She will, if interested, arch her body up against you, taking you inside her body. There is usually a fair bit of wriggling and shifting, usually to get comfortable, both outside and inside. Once comfortable, though, females initiate a series of muscular vaginal contractions that rub the entire length of your member. They may also thrust rhythmically against you, so enjoy the experience while you can, since you will rarely last longer that a minute or two. Just prior to her climaxing, she will up the speed of her contractions and thrusts. It is interesting to note that the times I have mated with females, thay have timed their orgasm to mine. Whether they do this consciously or not, I do not know, but it is a great feeling to have two bodies shuddering against each other at the one time. One thing to note. Whether you masturbate or mate a dolphin, male or female, always spend time with them afterwards. Cuddle them, rub them, talk to them and most importantly, and show them you love them. This is essential, as it helps to strengthen the bond between you. Like a way of saying that this wasn't just a one night fling. The dolphins appreciate it, and they will want your company more the next time you visit them.
The Haunting Idle is right up my alley, and the rest of the second half is also better than first
When I saw this cover (which was some time ago, but it looked cool so I remembered it) I thought it was gonna be something else entirely. How dare you look like an angry gremlin on the cover and sound so soft. I want some angry gremlin music!!! UPPERCASE! Despite that it was alright