Timeless

i was not expecting this site to have drum and bass on it why is it so long

This was a bit difficult to get through. Drum and bass just isn't really my thing.

My patience for the robot sounds wanes as the overlords produce more capable machines, and we, too often gleefully, titillated, let them take more and more of the tasks that make living worthwhile. Like playing music. Seven minutes shy of two hours of this reminder that hordes of people have no need for humanity in the art they choose to consume?I made it to 15:43 and felt like weeping.

Duas horas de musicas “trevosas”, algumas boas, outras insuportáveis. Nao deu pra mim, ouvi duas e me dei por satisfeito.

0:30 - oh no 1:00 - jesus christ, only twenty to go 1:41 - different boring chords 2:44 - oh no ... 5:04 - maybe it's done early 5:09 - nope ... 6:11 - maybe it's done early 6:14 - nope ... 9:58 - jah ... ... ... 14:44 - i am worried i accidentally started the track over 14:46 - i have not, a sigh of relief compounded by the dread of six remaining minutes plus the five other songs ... 19:35 - hang in there, you can do it ... 20:43 - i hope the rest aren't this long saint angel - :| state of mind - blank this is bad - yup sea of tears - :'''( jah the seventh seal - kill me jah, take me now there's something about calling an album "timeless" that would sound incredibly dated within in a few years, never mind in 2026. no wonder this guy is in one of the worst bond films.

Genuinely fuck right off

⭐ Drum n bass. Inte min grej, som bäst funkar det som bakgrundsmusik där det pågår utan att jag ens reflekterar över spåren. Albumet är också väldigt långt 1h 53min vilket bara förstärker känsla av att att man bara.vill beta av det. Hatar det inte men för mig är det ointressant och kommer aldrig att lyssna på albumet igen. Det blir en 1a.

Dios sabe que lo intenté, pero con la primera canción de 20 minutos y dos más tuve suficiente.

todas las canciones suenan igualmente mal

Electronica.... The most over represented genre on the list. Not a fan. I don't understand why it's here.

I just don't know how anyone says, "you know what I really want to hear some drum & bass today". I mean 25 years ago out for an all-niter hopped up on pills with the lights going in the rave sure but just sitting around the house, someone blow my f'ing brains out! It is just the same sound for 2 hours. I am doing the vinyl version, I can't take this for that long.

Genre I don't care for, the first track is 21 minutes, and the run time is an hour and 53 minutes. It never had a chance 1.5/5

Best Track - "Inner City Life"

2 hours of techno music? Fuck off.

puse el primer tema y dejé de escuchar el álbum, después escuché todos los temas por arriba y es música de viedeojuegos, parece geometry dash

Upon looking this up to listen to I saw the picture of Goldie and almost thought this was a side project of the singer from Letlive. until I saw the date, lol. This was not for me. I skimmed through some of the songs but didn't want to listen to anything in full.

Awful, each song is far too long and far too dull and the whole thing comes to almost two hours. Drum and bass all sounds the same, if this is a pioneering work in the genre perhaps the drug addled minds who heard this went forth and made more of it. The artwork matches the music perfectly, once futuristic seeming, now terribly dated. 1/5, really 1.5/5 but I have to balance out all those who vaguely remember this as the sound of their presumably narcotic soaked youth. Usually getting to the end of something difficult and long leaves me with a sense of achievement, like after finishing a marathon etc. but I just feel empty after this. Tomorrow has to be better than this.

Unbelievably boring.

1 extra star because I normally can't tell where 1 song ends and another begins with these so I appreciated that the first song was 20 minutes. However, 2 hours of this is pure rubbish. Minus 1 star for that.

Tuneless.

OK; so it is somehow historically important on the context of drum and base. But still insufferable, unless perhaps if you're high. 2/10

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This album is probably good eating if you're into house/electronica stuff. For everyone else, this album is a slog. That seems to be a common theme with these DJs, brevity is not in their catalog and the albums suffer for it. The length of this album makes it so unapproachable. You also know exactly what it's gonna sound like before you even turn it on. It's just not good enough or engaging enough. It's not for me in any way, shape, or form. It took me several days to get through this beast. It's for sure one of the 1/5s of all time.

More electronica..

Definitely sounds like the 90’s but man oh man was that horrible.

Que mal viaje. ni en mi momento más oscuro del tecnoatrapé me gustó el drum&bass y con esto confirmo por qué…y además dura 2 horas!

Very much need to be in the mood for this and I am simply not😬 // That said, I listened the next day and it was surprisingly effective work music, just have zero interest in ever listening again

think this is shit that im supposed to put on to help me sleep

way too long and not interesting

DNF’d this. First song was cool, would have been great for doing hw. But maaaan it got old quick.

Started off well with some nice ambient tones. Thought the majority of other reviewers had got it wrong. Lesson learnt to never underestimate the power and knowledge of the 1001’ers. August 2026 not going well. Third 1 star in a row. 1/5 3/8/26

Hypnotically boring

Not my bag baby. Very little variation between songs. Some cool stuff but struggled getting through it.

1/5

Listening to this felt like time had ceased to exist. Really horrible to sit through- if it hadn't been so long I'd give it a two, but really...

Starts out as background music and progresses to become noise. 1 star or F+.

Tooo long

Мои нервы такого не выдержат. Ладно бы нормальная длительность треков была, но с таким таймингом эта музыка годится только для пыток.

Retro video game background music

Not sure what this was

Let’s sample d’n’b drums with some orchestral samples, add some off-key vocals and add a few beeps and boops. Like trip hop but trip stop it mate.

Whatever this albums niche may be, I’m not sure it’s one that you MUST hear before you die…

1/1

Look, just because an artist titles an album “Timeless“ it doesn’t mean that it is timeless. If I recorded my cat throwing up and called it “Double Platinum Perfection“ would it too make the list? Probably. I don’t know what the point of this is. People listen to it on purpose? Crazy.

like a dvd menu for a dvd that makes you feel rather unwell

Jesus, there really is a lot of mediocre electronic music on this list, isn't there.

No private session used. Put the drum machine on a four second loop, occasionally throw in some keyboards and whacky sounds and you get this crap. If they wouldn't have made it so repetitive they wouldn't have gotten 1hour 53 minutes out of it.

lol, “THIS IS OUTRAAAAGEOOOUUUSSSS”. I love Jez and Superhans as much as the next guy who watched Peep Show, but their band sucked…and this sounds just like that, except without the comedy element. This just sucks. 1.5/10

This is album 964 and if I’m given another shit EDM record it will be too soon.

a kid banging on pans with a wooden spoon and someone straining for a poo. It was utter bilge.

Sounds of 90s video games, compiled but not arranged. It's like Wipeout and Ecco the Dolphin had a baby that survived an abortion. The drum beat is the Stock, Aiken and Waterman of this genre. Why doesn't it change?! Prrrrrrt p p p prrrrrt p p. MDMA had a lot to answer for, didn't it? This is to the 90s what LSD and Trout Mask Replica is to the 70s.

No standouts

Not my jam

don’t like 90s drum and bass

Not my genre

Someone once tried to explain Drum n Bass to me at a rave, they said I need to listen to the complex layers, and so I did... still sounds like crap. Very much a UK thing (as bad taste as the food) The only Drum and Bass I want to hear is Death From Above 1979.

Too long 2 hours long. It’s a slog, it’s like Aphex except he uses pan flute, asynchronous breakbeats 🥱, dolphin noises, and that 90s thing of a guy with voice augmentation going “YA-ya” over and over and over

Just a littttleeee bit too long. No need for such length when you’re not going to make anything out of it.

generous title... yeesh more brit garbo. that's some rough electronica

Oh man, I can't wait to listen to repetitive nothingness for 2 hours. If I was absolutely high out of my mind, I think I'd really enjoy this. That's about the only scenario where I would actually enjoy it, though. It's just way too repetitive which makes it really boring. There are moments that I actually like, but they're buried in 20-minute songs or surrounded by musical choices that I think suck. Things like really poor/off-key singing, electronic sounds that are really grating, or just the musical idea never changing for about 7 minutes. There were two remixes at the end of the album that I did not listen to, otherwise I would have (unfortunately) finished the album. Favorite Song(s): -

what the hell

First song is 21 minutes long and I don't feel like it

I mean its Drum & Bass. If that's your thing then I am sure you will love it. Unfortunately I do not.

Time wasted

292 Struggled to get through this, even in my younger chemically enhanced days I disliked DnB but I find it pretty much unlistenable now

No reason for this to be on this list. I don't believe there's anyone who sits around and listens to this.

Tortura auditiva

Thumbs down lol

Longer than bitches brew and it’s this type of lame music??? Yeah I think that’s a skip for Eli.

Two listens, I don't get it.

Should have called it “anything but timeless”. Opening your album with a 21 minute song is nothing short of masturbatory, especially when it’s sparse and terribly repetitive drum and bass. And this is coming from someone who likes drum step and DmB normally. Overwrought underwritten self indulgent garbage. Couldn’t finish. ⭐️

Oh yeah, drum'n'bass. What all the posh kids at uni were listening to in '95. Dated and hard to listen to now. It was two stars to begin with, but lost another as it went on for so long.

Timeless? More like “Endless”.

I think this might be my first one-star review! Yay! I would love to find someone who gave this a close listen all of the way through stone cold sober. I would bet even Goldie hasn't done that. I feel like the drum and bass style lasted for like one summer's worth of raves and no one ever thought about it ever again. And certainly, absolutely, it was never intended for the album format. The only things that make drum and bass tolerable at all are a vast quantity of crystal meth and a vast desert mesa filled with people wearing glow sticks for necklaces.

It’s always the bad albums that have obnoxiously long opening tracks. This was just noise

Didn't like it at all. Really weird and really long songs

did not finish this. couldn't muster up the strength.

There is no word in the English language for how bad this is.

Welllllll, after seeing the album runtime of nearly 2 hours and the genre, I'm feeling pretty confident that I won't get through the whole thing. Let's see! Did I turn it off early? Press 1 for yes, 2 for no.

Can’t stand this what the he k

- why is one song 20 MINUTES LONG? I skipped that song along with any of the other songs over 5 minutes - the very second song, Saint Angel, is just this repetitive loop played over and over again. - State of mind, however, I liked. It had actual lyrics and had a nice beat/melody. I didnt like that constant phone buzzing beat playing the whole song tho. - I could only listen to a couple songs before turning this off. it's just the same repeated beat over and over with no good lyrics.

Nah, not going for a 2 hour drum and bass ride.

This album was a bit too long and unremarkable for my taste. I wouldn’t go out of my way to listen to it again.

I think I just kinda hate drum and bass

Industriele sci fi geluiden 2 uur lang

2.5/10 I feel empty

That was way too long. 21 minutes of random noise. That's just the opening track? Great. Now there's wailing. This Is A Bad. Yes, yes it is. 2 hours of this crap? I'm done.

Did enjoy the Flight of the Conchords tie-in.

This was atrocious. I cannot adequately put into words how much I hated this. Why is it 2 hours long? Why does it all sound the same? Why is it just the same noises on loop for 8 minutes for every track? Why is this on the list? Why am I still wasting words on this album?

I didn't get through it....

ok, but not for me

Who? Man, this list has some weird turns and some really questionable inclusions. This is definitely one that doesn't belong. A 21 minute first song? It's the movie soundtrack as they pan across the barren planet and see unusual creatures migrating and bird-like beasts soaring nearby. Then it picks up pace at the 11 minute mark and then goes AWOL 5 minutes later with dated drums and anxiety creating beats. It only got worse from there. This is so dated and sounds like a couple kids jamming in mom's basement making cool noises n' shit. If you can sit through all 7 mins of "Saint Angel" or "Jah The Seventh Seal" you are impervious to pain or deaf. "State Of Mind" is a jazzy meandering and that's the #2 song on the album at 1.4M listens. "This Is Bad" was bad, just a drum machine for 6 minutes! "Angel" had 1.8M listens, why?! Almost 2 full hours long?! Not good, not relaxing, not innovative, no hits, not smooth but just the opposite, hugely dated sound, no hooks and no song structure. Purest form of shit I've heard on here in a few months. 1 star because I can't go lower.

Need drugs tot finish...

2/10

experimental, matrix-future -esque

Tedious. It’s one of those albums you hear people playing too loud in cars with lowered suspension.

“This is a Bad” on track 4 accurately describes this album. At its best, which is the beginning of every track, it sounds like video game menu music. Then these drums kick in and they do absolutely nothing for you because the music behind it is soulless. If someone told me this was created by AI, I’d damn near believe them. Timeless piece of a company’s holding music or a hotel’s elevator music.

Gear: DCA ÆON 2 Noire Artwork: 💀🎃🤮 Production: 🛢️🥾🫨 Music: 🔨💥🤤 Rating: ⏳(⌛)/5

hahaha ui s albumcover gseh heavy uus WIEDER DNB OMG WAS ES GAHT SO FUCKING LANG okee es bildet sich e atmosphäre he jo so die übergrifend atmosphäre isch na cool bi timeless aber legitimiert jz nöd grad es 21 minute lied saint angel insanoarsch state of mind isch na cool I guess? klangtepoich gfalltmer vlt wird ich langsam warm demit, aber sea of tears hani na easy gfunde? SYKE ICH HAN GMEINT ES SEG FERTIG ABER ES GAHT 12 MIN poah jah the seventh seal het crazy stereo effects gha, han eimal müsse ufd siite luege willi denkt han, es chömmi vo det a sense of rage het reecht en coole aaaaaaaaahhhhhaaaahaaaaaaa im hindergrund wiso isches scho wieder wichtig gsi? hmm okay ganz genau isches nöd beschriebe aber sin approach zu dnb mit so vill atmosphäre hets dete nanig geh? das isch au das wo mier grundsätzlich na gfallt, die schichte vo sphärische melodie. ich find eifach denn zum de song gsamthaft lose funktionierts iwie eifach nöd so recht für mich. PLUS öppe 50% vom album (bis jz) findi jz nöd megaaaa danceable? aber vlt liit das au draa dassi am schaffe gsi bin hahahah und längi mussmer glaub gar nöd ahspreche oder omg ich bin langsam würkli so DONE ADRIFT FUCKRD MICH AB ich chegg s konzept und s hett au voll schön chönne sii aber nach 90 min vo dem album und mit dem tacky ass saxophon pack ichs schier nöd

I refuse to listen to another 20 minute song

mal

really not for me.

Pass

I kept waiting for this to start, but alas it was just breakbeats, feedback and weird gutteral noises.

I'm sure it's great but 20 minute track is too inaccessible

I mean, I was hoping to hear something like Aphex Twin or whatever, but thats just plain boring, maybe that was good for its time, or for the genre, but I can't really listen to that now

"This is Bad"

once youve heard one song youve heard them all. no need to listen to the full two hours

jesus, the editor of this list was a big time raver in the UK in the 90s. And it shows

one of these songs sounded like a dolphin. so. that was cool. album not really my vibe though lol

Over 100 minutes of music, and there's maybe like one track that I find 'okay'. This was so damn dull. This album is dated, from the awful album art, to the sound, to the WAY too long run time. And even taking that into account, this album gave me nothing to want to go back to. What a slog.

This just confirms my hate for the drum machine. I'm not a fan of "music" made by programming computers or where no actual instruments are played. I couldn't finish this one.

couldn't get through it

Dont ever recommended this to me again

I guess it was probably influential within its genre but its a hard no from me. Nevermind "Timeless" it just felt endless!

Never heard of Goldie before. Well, besides my childhood dog of the same name. He was a good boy! The description says it's groundbreaking for its "drum and bass" music, so I have turned up the bass for this. The first song, Timeless, goes for over 20 minutes. Lots of electronica has long runtimes, but like this is such a generic tune that to go for 20+ minutes it feels egregious and repetitive. I guess this is supposed to be mixed into other EDM music? That makes it hard to rate as a standalone album. I feel like I have heard Timeless but as parts of other songs. I think I can only rate it on what is presented here, although that feels inadequate it's the best I can do. I feel like I have heard the opening to Saint Angel before- was that sampled by Puretone for Addicted to Bass maybe? See I enjoyed that song when I heard it, but Saint Angel feels barebones. And i'm not really even sure about the link. Yeah album isn't good in any case.

I am very confused by this album because i did not like the first song at all and wanted to turned it off but then i heard State Of Mind and loved it. And then again I was so bored but Sea of Tears was great. And then AGAIN i was so so bored. Anyway I don't get why those songs are on the same album they don't match and it's too long anyway. Maybe it would be a 2 because of the few good songs but this felt like a chore and i did not enjoy so 1.

Long and irritating

Well, what can I fucking say. I didn't much like it and it went on and on and on and on and on.

I can’t believe I made it all the way to the end of this.

Push these sounds back underground.

als ik een heel album naar boem boem tsjik wil luisteren zet ik Einsturzende Neubauten wel op... die kunnen dat perfect

Wow, the first album I couldn’t finish and I’ve done the 3hr Ella Fitzgerald one. Somehow even though it mostly is instrumental and I was studying, I still couldn’t bear it. This album affirms my belief that rave music isn’t good; you need to be some level of fucked up by drugs or alcohol or other stuff to actually want to listen to it.

prut

This made me feel insane, not in a fun way.

As an adult nearing 50, I got an ear infection at the beginning of the year for the first time since I was 7 years old. My ear canal swelled up, it was painful, and I had fluid discharging from my ear for a while. My hearing was muffled and I had to see a doctor for medication. It went on for a few weeks and was kinda scary and concerning. The whole experience was so much better than listening to this pathetic excuse of an album of so called “music”.

Electronic music. Repetitive and boring.

The title is missing the word ‘not’ at the start.

Crappie

2 hours I’m not going to get back

Got 15 minutes in and gave up. Not my jam.

Long boring. Horrible listen.

Timeless - 2/5 Saint Angel - 2/5 State of Mind - 2.5/5 This Is a Bad - 2/5 Sea of Tears - 1.5/5 Jah the Seventh Seal - 2/5 A Sense of Rage - Sensual Vip Mix - 2/5 Still Life - 2/5 Angel - 2/5 Adrift - 2/5 Kemistry - 2/5 You & Me - 1.5/5 Inner City Life - Baby Boy's Edit - 1.5/5 Inner City Life - Rabbit's Short Attention Span Edit - 1/5

Music slop. Never heard it before, never will listen to it again. It's way too long, and it's mostly just shitty sounds that don't sound good to me. Hard skip. 1 / 10 - would give less than 1 star if I could.

Music too weird for me.

I'm rating this as 1 before even listening. Nearly 2 hours? Go fuck yourself

Loooooong and like 1 banger

A two hour album featuring uncredited whales and seagulls and random appearances by what I must assume is a moonlighting Chewbacca? Sign me up. 1.0/5.0: Embarrassing

So repetitive I had to fight to stay awake

1 out of 5, DNF. I tried but this album got too repetitive. There was one nice moment but I forgot what track it was.

Familiar with Goldie the actor, not the musician. I’d like to keep it that way after listening to this album.

I now know where Flight of the Conchords got Inner City Pressure.

This sucked for me. The first song is 21 minutes and it's very background/video game soundtrack/drum and bass and becomes just noise. Pretty much "Letter Kenney Skids" music. Not for me.

Couldn’t make it very far. Not my taste.

113 minutes is too long for an album. There's nothing explicitly bad going on, musically, besides the sheer volume of music on offer and the utter repetitiveness of that volume. Averaged out and cut to 40 minutes, this might be a 2 or (at a stretch) a 3, but there's so much wasted runtime that I can't in good conscience give anything other than a 1. Yes, the first track is just 20 minutes of cosmic drummy synthy stuff, but at points it's surprisingly enjoyable. I'll give it a pass in isolation, but only because it's so early on the album. If I was 93 minutes into any album and I saw this sucker come on, I'd be launching my phone into the stratosphere. Saint Angel is much worse, being seven minutes of the exact same mildly annoying drum beat with synths quaintly throbbing in and out like guests at an open house. The first genuinely really good track here is State of Mind, which is defined by its piano, standard funk-soul-disco singing, and string section. You can't deny that this one is feel-good even if it's fairly clichéd. The looped electronic drums are also *not* a focal point here, which is invariably a highlight. After this point the tracks blend together, which (as an enjoyer of variety) I dislike. Every odd-numbered track is slightly better than their even-numbered counterparts, at least until Angel, which is a direct lift from the far superior State of Mind but without the gorgeous piano to justify it. Others, like Jah the Seventh Seal and Still Life, are plain, boring cyber-utopias (I didn't even know that was possible). Adrift is something that wouldn't be out of place on side 2 of Bowie's Low, but it overstays its welcome by a fair bit. Exotic airy music with a decent vocalist and no tempo. But it doesn't pick up steam for all 8 minutes, which is poor song design. You & Me is the only strong track in the album's latter half. It reminds me of Marble Blast Platinum. And if I had a nickel for how many albums I've compared to Marble Blast soundtracks in the last two days, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it's happened twice. The two versions of Inner City Life are solid closers to an otherwise unforgivably lacklustre album. 1/5 Key tracks: State of Mind, You & Me, Inner City Life

I'm going to assume this is one of the seminal albums of DnB and Jungle as genres and that's why it's on the list. I can respect that. It's also incredibly repetitive drum loops and someone screwing around with every button on their electric keyboard. I guess you need to be in a dark club dancing at 1am and not doing your Christmas shopping at 2pm to enjoy it a bit. Or at all. Also good god it's long. At least 3 times too long.

Ugh. Today’s going to be a short one because this album was a double album and right at two hours long. I made it through about five songs before I was just annoyed. I don’t need to be annoyed at Christmas time. I already feel like Charlie Brown up in this piece without some sort of electronic snare beaten into my brainpan. However, I did discover one thing about myself during this listening: I hate drum and bass music. Or, I may just loathe breakbeats. It took me a while to like them in metal, well, except for the most extreme cases. If you like drum and bass or electronic music and have never heard this album, according to Wikipedia, it’s like the gold standard. As for me and my house, we are not supporting this kind of trash.

Forced myself through listening to just half of this. Couldn't finish listening to the rest.

DNF. I got bored and couldn't get through it.

No

While I admire the craft, from my perspective, this is a load of techniques and production gimmicks in search of a song. Repetitive, dull and overlong - I guess I just don't get it... Sorry.

A 2 hour album that should have been a 2 minute song

Besides video game and sci fi movie soundtracks not sure who this is for...what a slog.

Bloated piece of garbage. I don’t care if it was influential, it sounds dated and it sucks even as a background noise for coding.

Really bad elevator music

C'est horrible cette musique ces voix non ?

Never heard of album or band. Not ready for a 2 hour album but here we go. First song is funky. Sounds almost like electric jazz, sounds thrown together. Apple Music says this is one of the most popular songs, I’m not making it all the way if that’s the case. Lots of different sounds but not much cohesion. Still not even halfway through the song. Needs to be done by now. It’s like one of those painting that looks like it’s just lines and colors in no particular order but for some reason it’s really famous. I was making beats like this as a 13 year old and they were just as bad. Second half are we fucking kidding. Very 90s/goofy. Stupid as alarms and phone rings. I can’t believe how much I hate this song. And they made it 20 mins. After minute 15 sounds like a horror film score. Not sure if the vocals were repeated enough (sarcasm). With all of this being said I like the outro minus the vocals. I like saint angel better, actually works together but should’ve ended after 3.5 minutes. I like state of mind, that piano is really good. First one that actually sounds like a real song. Pharrell vibes. Doesn’t even credit the vocalist which is the best part of the song, that’s crazy. 4 minutes too long once again. I like the baseline a lot. First minute of this is a bad was good, then it just gets weird. Sea of tears is kind of fun. Don’t need the guitar. Would like lyrics. Base at 340 is a great addition. Should’ve ended at 430. All of these songs are Extremly long for no reason. Especially considering there’s a lack of cohesion so you could just split them into two songs with a cool fade bridge from one to the next. There are some really good 30 sec-1min parts of all of these songs, but that means nothing when their 12 minutes long. Nah the seventh seal sounds like “futuristic” video game background music. Drums are pretty good. Back half sucks. Over produced. Beeps are annoying/way too loud. Bass line on sense of rage is sick, interested to see how it gets ruined. Called it, don’t know why they switched it up. Excess Beeps are much needed (not). This doesn’t seem like music that you could dance too. Still life is more of the same. Just not my style but I’m going to tough it out. Good working music because there’s nothing to get distracted by. Similar to the one minute thing I mentioned earlier, a lot of these songs have good elements just too much in top of it. Great vocals on angel. They need more of that. Back half is awesome. This is the best song on the album by FAR. Adrift sounds like an intro song, should’ve put it at the start. More of the same. Not really a fan. Whole album is the type of song that you’d play around your boys and they’d all say “what is his shit?” But in the worst way. None of these songs go together in the way I’d hope from a cohesive album. Maybe in cohesiveness is the theme and I’m not smart enough to get that. With that being said anyone who tries to tell you this is good is lying to themselves and probably sniffs their own farts. Is this what Europeans listened to in the 90s while America had jay z and mj and prince and Whitney Houston etc? They were missing out if so. Up until now I don’t have any worse than a two stars. This is getting a .5 just so it shows up as 1 star but I would not recommend to anyone. Half the time and I’d call it an average music production. It’s two hours of nothingness that my ears won’t get back. I hope this is number 1001 of the 1001 most influential. I can’t believe there’s still 4 songs left. Drums are super fast on kemistry. Did this type of music create the need for Molly or did Molly create this music? Either way both are bad for you. Cool outro on kemistry. First minute seconds of you and me 🔥🔥🔥. Next 5 is more overproduced bullshit. Piano is good. Admittedly I haven’t listened to much electronic, but comparing this to something like skrillex or avicii makes it sound like trash non sense. Inner city life baby boy edition is good. Actually sounds like a real song. Wish I didn’t have to wait an hour and half for it. Sick bass line. Normal length too. Rabbits version is worse. Didn’t need that. Like I said before, this album is getting a .5. I want my 2 hours back. Don’t waste your time.

I don't like this kinda electronic music, where it's just repetitive. It's probably cool to listen to at a club, while on substances, but at home sitting down, its boring.

Did not enjoy this. Boring and repetitive. I turned it off.

Literally could not finish this. Atrocious. I checked in on the progress because I was starting to get annoyed only to find there was still nine minutes left in the FIRST SONG. Please no more 2 hour electronica albums I'm at my limit. If I could give this zero stars I would

I typically enjoy this genre, but this was quite the cacophony

Opens with a 21 minute song that sounds like I'm having schizophrenia while surfing the web in the 90s

feels like a panic attack

Ma question: qui veut écouter ça de son propre gré?

"Musique" scandaleuse de technocrates sur l'Adderall. En terme de ressenti, l'AI peut sûrement faire mieux aujourd'hui. J'ai ragequit après 2 tounes. Il est où le bouton 0 étoile ?

C’est rough. Je peux comprendre que c’est un album important pour le développement du Drum and Bass, mais j’aime pas le Drum And Bass. Clairement de la musique pour écouter sur le dancefloor, endroit où je n’étais pas hier. Je me sentais agressé par le beat constant et répétitif. Même les chansons plus « pop » genre State of Mind sonnaient un peu ringardes. En plus, juste pour le cover hideux j’enlèverais une autre étoile.

Sinceramente empezó y me dio paja, no toy para este trance

Booooo!!!!

I have a plush doll named Goldie. I got her while on vacation. I don't remember the country where I got her, but it was probably in {Honduras, Grenada, Costa Rica, Mexico}. Originally, her name was Goldielocks. However, one time, when I was playing with her while being babysat, I swung her by her hair, and her hair got detached. Granted, you cannot be called Goldielocks without any locks, so now, her name is just Goldie. I still have her braids, and I've tried making my other plushies wear her hair. Goldie is my adorable bald princess. Anyway, her favourite colour is orange, her favourite activity is sleeping, and she is quite friendly. This album is a drag, by the way. 1.5/10.

# Album Name: Timeless # Artist: Goldie # Rating: 1/5 # Comments: Timeless? more like endless! This thing goes on and on and on and then on some more. WTF. Nearly 2 hours of this shit is unbearable. The songs are stupidly long for the sake of being long. Theres definitely a time and a place for this. Im sure its in the basement of a london hangout somewhere off yer tits on mandy. # Top Tunes: State of mind # Would I listen to it again? No

Maybe if I had a head full of MDMA...

Cool that I learned the Flight of the Conchords reference on Timeless. But let's be honest, I'm never going to listen to this again. For me, Goldie will mostly be known as the henchmen in The World Is Not Enough.

Nothing timeless about another space aged instrumental.

I guess this is what the future sounded like in the mid-90s. This hasn't aged as well as something like New Forms, which still sounds fresh. But it feels like Goldie was aiming for broader appeal here - it sounds too polished, too produced, and ultimately, a little soulless. Of its time. And very long.

I love Drum & Bass. Like, I LOOOOOVE Drum & Bass. Just need to make that absolutely clear. THAT SAID, I can't say I'm crazy about this album. Actually, I straight-up DON'T like this album. Metalheadz is huge and vitally important, representing a standard in Drum & Bass that still endures. There are many, many classic as fuck tracks and artists under the Metalheadz banner. The Metalheadz logo is itself iconic and has long represented the sound and feel of Drum and Bass. What we have here is that mid-90s era where beats are a bit slower than where they'd end up by the end of the 90s. That's okay, but the play time on these tracks is excessive. Like the track "Timeless" is over 20 mins long when it could have been 10 and would still be a long-ass song. This album is close to 2 hours long. I absolutely appreciate what is done with 90s electronic music production given much of the limitations imposed, particularly with regard to limited sampling capacity. And this album obviously seeks to take it's time and create immersive soundscapes. The synths and atmospherics on this are often great. The drums are mid. I feel this way about most of Goldie's work, that the sound and atmospherics are great, but the drums aren't ever fully doing it. "State of Mind" is very adult contemporary jazz. Feels weird listening to it. Hard to get through. "This Is a Bad" is aptly-titled and could also be named "This Is a Mess" 'cause the the drums are seriously all over the place and not in a good way. This sounds like it shouldn't have been pressed, but rather the file should have been deleted. Holy shit. Sounds like no one wanted to tell Goldie that it's fucked up. "Sea of Tears" sounds like a home studio buff who started dabbling in breakbeats, with a lot of guitar on top and a baseline that's too loud in the mix. Song is fuckin' 12 minutes long. This album is a hard listen. I try to stay committed to keeping other activities limited when listening to an album off the list, but I had to get up and do shit while this played. Fuck man. It's conflicting giving it 1 star 'cause I do like a lot of the sounds here. Like I would love to have access to the samples and synths used 'cause they could be turned out proper. But I don't ever want to listen to this again. Shouldn't be on this list. I know critics never pull the best Drum & Bass to represent the era, and I know that this album is a piece within the whole Drum & Bass story, but fuck. I would hate for this to be someone's intro to the genre. This is so boring. Sooo boring.

This album should be called not timeless because it's fucking long! Some interesting beats but wayyyy too long, I didn't even finish it.

I thought this album was of infinite length but it does in fact end eventually

Nope

Garbage

This is just not good either. I could have gone my whole life without listening to this. The songs go on for FAR too long and go NOWHERE. They are so repetitive and boring. I gave this .5 stars on Musicboard. Liked Songs: "State of Mind" and "Jah the Seventh Seal"

I thought for maybe 3 minutes that this would be interesting. It wasn't. 1.25

Not for me

Blind album and artist. I prefer big beat i think over drum n bass. This was just too much for me and too long it felt. Maybe it was the over repetition.

This kind of music genuinely stresses me out

Ain't nobody got time for that. Album art 1/5

Nope.

Timeless: Inner City Life/Pressure/Jah 2 Saint Angel 0.4 State of Mind 2.2 This Is a Bad 0.5 Sea of Tears 0.2 Jah the Seventh Seal 0.1 A Sense of Rage (Sensual V.I.P. mix) 0.2 Still Life 0.1 Angel 0.2 Adrift 0.3 Kemistry 0.1 You & Me 0.2 Score: 0.541666667

drum & bass

Definitely not. 1/5

Syntetisaattori musiikkia pahimmasta päästä

This made me feel like I was in a 90s commerical in all the wrong ways

This was not an album I needed to hear before I died. There were elements I liked, but they were repeated ad nauseam. Every single song went on several minutes too long and they used the same beat in every song. It literally just reminds me of the music that the goth kids in Letterkenny dance to.

AN HOUR AND 53 MINUTES?!?????!??????? Starting an album with a very unnecessary 20 minute track should be met with a sentence to the guillotine. To sum it up, this is basically just “electronic” babble.

Oh hell no. There are house and big beat acts that I like, I'm not against edm/dance music. BUT, this is so dull, so boringly repetitive and WAY too long. Seriously, too long, and that's from someone who isn't afraid of a 20 minute jam. Hard no from me.

Definitely not my jam, I am more of a fan of Massive Attack / Tricky and sometimes Lords of Acid electronic music and beats. This was just kinda boring.

I’m sorry, Goldie, I don’t even technically think you’re the worst British electronica album I’ve gotten - but, I just can’t TAKE any more! It’s the most overrepresented genre on this list, it’s truly insane. They’re all well over an hour long (this one is TWO HOURS), mostly forgettable, and have had minimal to no influence on music that came afterwards. This genre was hot for a minute, a flash in the pan, and then the mainstream moved on. Like, I’m sure the guy who made this list had a great time tripping to this music at raves in the late 90s, but that is no excuse for the absolute PROLIFERATION of these albums on this list. Have some fucking objectivity, dude.

Langweilig

Hated. Annoying. I shut off before completed.

Я загалом поважаю d&b та джангл 90х в UK. Не дуже часто слухаю, але є іноді є настрій. Ось ця варіація цих жанрів взагалі не моє. Цей дрімі ембієнт розтягує треки на якийсь неадекватний хронометраж. Є класні моменти, але в цілому трохи нудьгуав поки слухав. Ну і дуже довжелезний альбом.

I tried. I just don't like tecno. The first song was 22 minutes of the same thing over and over and over and over... I high school music nurd with a keyboard could make this. The other songs were different titles, but the same thing in a faster or slower tempo.

I actually enjoy drum and bass music and considering this is considered a "groundbreaking release in the history" of the genre I was excited. But I don't know. Maybe these albums aren't meant to be listened to this way. Meaning, as one complete experience rather than different tracks by different artists mixed together by a talented dj. It was a painful one to get through.

Tough listen - it’s very long and each track seems to go on forever. Hard to pick any stand out tracks as they all kind of sound the same in the end!

Two hours?! Why are D&B albums always so flipping long? It's not some operatic concept album, it's a drum machine having a frantic wank

Not for me. Imagine drum and bass made on a Casio keyboard in the 90s

I dont think I like EDM or whatever this is.

This is Melon Collie levels of long, and I don’t have that much time nor the attention span to listen to it. DNF/5.

Meh

No one needs to hear this. Ever. Right at the top of the worst case this list.

No

Oh my gawd, this was terrible. No reason to be on this list. An hour and fifty three minutes of garbage

Ohne Drogenkonsum nicht hörbar!

I just don’t like drum & bass/electronic. I can handle it for a while but then, as the title of track seven helpfully puts it, it gives me ‘A Sense of Rage’. Like I think the sound of the genre at large literally makes me feel anxious. I didn’t mind the tracks with vocals/lyrics as much. But just never gonna be for me. And it feels like it never ends.

Fuck off.

Weird

There's no reason for this to be two hours. I understand it's from the CD era, far predating streaming audio and the variety of options for DJs to post full sets. But it's so long and so repetitious. And to make a point that's surely belabored by now, that this is called Timeless is funny, considering it sounds so very '90s. It's very much a time capsule of breakbeat electronic music of that era, which is neat...but way overstays its welcome.

Started okay and slowly got worse and worse to the point the last few tracks were painful to get through.

Jesus tap dancing Christ. No. Just, no. Dogshit. Never again

Nope. Hate this. Voice and vocalizations annoy the shit outta me, the techno-jazz melding is a dud imo. Moving on from this one, that's almost 2 hours of my life wasted on this garbage.

30 seconds in and I hate it. The vocals against the music are dated. There is absolutely no need for the first song to be 20 minutes long. I’d like to think I’m open-minded about trying new things, but I had to give up listening at the 4th track. I can’t believe this album goes on for nearly 2 hours. I guess it could be tolerable if you plan to do drugs to it.

I swear to god this is trolling, it’s the same drum track looped over whimsical tunes that would not be out of place in a nature doco, this would fit perfectly as hold music for a big corporation. I skipped basically all the tracks and couldn’t finish it

First impression pre listen: I am not listening to a 2 hour long DNB album without doing something else on the side. I'll be completely honest. This seems beyond boring. Gonna listen to this while playing some games. I think that's the only way I'll get through it. Will write down notes along the way. This is not my favourite genre in the first place. Hoping it can at least function as background music, even if I'm quite certain I'm not gonna enjoy it. Hoping to have my mind changed, though my expectations going into this remain low. Also that album cover is hideous. Individual track notes: Timeless Starting of with a 21 minute track, great... The intro is boring and goes on forever. Don't love the vocals, generic and inoffensive. Feels aimless and without purpose, like someone just mashed a bunch of ideas together and called it a day. There are definitely cool patterns here and there, but it never really goes anywhere too interesting and honestly it's mostly just mildly irritating. Drags the ending out way too much. Never ends. Don't feel too strongly against it, but I got to dock it points for its ridiculous length and unstructured feel. Dislike. 2/5 Saint Angel Unpleasant buildup. Repetitive and abrasive sounding, reminds me of construction work. Inaccesibile and harsh sounding. The synths are really annoying. Shifts between boring and unlistenable. Strongly dislike. 1.5/5 State of Mind The piano intro isn't terrible. Sort of brings a different sound to the album. Hate the bass. Generic lyrics. Monotone. Repetitive. Very forgettable track with little going for it. Nothing really to say about it. Dislike. 2/5 This Is a Bad Mario Kart opening. Generic sounding DnB beat. Sounds very dated. Generally just unpleasant. Extremely repetitive and mindnumbing. Sharp and annoying drums. Awful. 1/5 Sea of Tears The intro has a hint of psychedelia. Kinda gets ear piercing after a while. Let's find the most annoying sound ever created by humankind and put a generic DnB beat ontop of it. Great idea! Dolphin noises??? They never stop and are super obnoxious. At one point the spoken word vocals start moaning slightly which is kinda horrible to listen to. The song ends up stressing me out and boring me at the same time. Awful. 1/5 Jah the Seventh Seal Loud synth, much louder than the rest of the mix. Sounds horrible. AWFUL panning effect. Genuinely unlistenable. Awful. 1/5 A Sense of Rage Why is every song on here so long? So far none of them have justified that length. Honestly not unlistenable. Just kinda bland, which is high praise when it comes to this album. Dislike. 2/5. Still Life A bit tedious. Never ends. A repetitive slog that is genuinely difficult to sit through. Mindnumbingly boring. I can't think of anything else to say. Points docked for the excessive length. Awful. 1/5 Angel The vocal sample is okay I guess. Didn't even notice it ended. Guess I completely checked out oops. Dislike 2/5 Adrift Okay a bit of a different vibe going on, it's about time. Get on with it. What the fuck even is this... An absolute fever dream. Distincly unpleasant. Awful 1/5 Kemistry How has he been able to consistently pull off the most annoying combinations of sounds possible on multiple tracks on this album is beyond my understand. Beside the annoying part in the beginning this song just kinda ended up fading into the background for me. Dislike. 2/5 You & Me One of the less horrible tracks on here, I like the keys, and I think the vocals are very fitting this cloudy ethereal style. Still way too long. The DnB parts remain generic, but at least it's listenable. Nvm the whistling is horrible. Dislike. 2/5 Final review: I have nothing positive or constructive to say about this experience, so I'd rather just leave you with a warning: If it doesn't click for you somewhere during the first song it will never click. Don't waste your time listening to all of it. Almost lost my mind out of pure stubbornness. It is not worth it. 1/5

Just another electronic mixture of soundeffects and loops.

Single beat. Ok background noise almost puts you to sleep though. British Inner city life was fine

Inte nog med att det var skitdåligt så var skivan skitlång.

q coño es esto dos horas de ruiditos

Possibly one of the least exciting albums that I have gotten on here - yes, it may have been cool in 1995 when it came out because people would take drugs and this would play in the background and they would just chill there, but I don't know.. it's just not really that great. Pretty much all of the songs are basically the same thing and there is nothing really going on. The most upsetting thing was when I found out that I was playing the first song after about 15 minutes and thought that I had listened to the whole album, but as the whole thing is almost 2 hours, I realised that I was still on the first song and I already wanted to stop listening to the album. It's a good thing I was doing other stuff, so this was playing in the background, so that I was kept distracted.

no Best Song: N/A Rating: 1/10 (DNF) Stars: 1/5

So my thing genre-wise, but just couldn't connect with this one - gave up fairly quick.

I started this, and asked myself "Please don't tell me I have to listen to one hour and fifty three minutes of this rubbish." Well, one hour and fifty three minutes later, I'm asking myself "What in the name of the FSM possessed me to listen to one hour and fifty three minutes of this rubbish?" I'm sorry I committed to listening to every album here all the way through.

Fuck you this did not need to be two hours.

Is this an everybody gets a trophy kind of project? Seriously, how is this album on this list. It seems that there was an effort to include every genre, even if that genre generally sucks. This album objectively sucks.

Not for me

this is some truly evil shit, the only two possible explanations for this album's existence or presence on this list is that it's either a test from god or a punishment of the devil's. either way it's settled thousands of years of spirited theological debate

If you’ve ever wondered what two hours of a washing machine having a nervous breakdown sounds like, look no further.

come on man

This was the toughest listen so far for sure. So so long and a 21 minute long song to start like come on. Even if it was a good beat all the way through it would have been more bearable. But it has minute long sections in songs with no beat and what sounds like a bloody Nokia ringtone. Painful. Some songs could be good to run to or something though I guess. Specific rating- 0.4 Fav song- this is a bad Least fav- adrift

It's called timeless because it feels like it will never end. Favourite song: State of Mind Least: Saint Angel

Seems to be quite a bit of electronica on this list. I don't get the appeal, much of this just seemed like noise. It seemed to keep dragging on and it was a struggle to get as far as I did.

Knew going in the runtime would be long, but I ended up stopping at what felt like an hour. I paused it in the middle of Sea Of Tears, saw how many songs were left, and decided I had enough of this repetitive shit. Not my cup of tea. 1 star.

One of the most unremarkable things I've ever heard. Two hours of my life I'll never get back

Not for me either

not a fan at all

Inte oljud men för jävla långt

It finally happened I committed to myself when I started this project that I would listen to every album in its entirety, no matter how much I hated it. This album is making me break my promise. I will not listen to 2 hours of a drum machine. I made it halfway through the 6th track and I just fucking cant go on anymore. This is fucking awful

Bro wanted to see how many sounds his synthesizer could make

One of the worst on the list

Uuh... One of rare albums that I couldn't listen through.

Felt like pure background music — and far too long.

Did not finish, I couldn’t sit through it. Maybe in a trance I might be able to finish it but not interesting

Teils etwas zu unruhig für mich.

It did not age well

Really leaned into the rapid electronic drum beats. So repetitive though. Not for me at all. State of mind was pretty good. Overall, really not my taste at all. The songs were so long too. If you've heard one song on this album, you've basically heard the whole album.

Fuck no

No song gets to be 21 minutes without having earned it. Which means there can be only one 21 minute song and that's The Odyssey by Symphony X, obviously. "This is a bad", indeed. Understatement much.

Complete garbage!

Simply not my thing. Tried to engage with the ethereal nature but just heard disparate noises. B Hated listening to this. 1/5

I'm sorry, i don't get it. Nothing that I enjoy about music is on this album that I can latch onto. It's going to have to be a 1.

I haven’t spent an hour and fifty-three minutes in close proximity to so much shit since I came down with dysentery in the Atlas Mountains.

Oh yeah, Goldie. I saw them open for Jane's Addiction in 1997 and was bored out of my mind after about 5 minutes. And here's an album that's almost 2 hours long. Greeeeaaaat. I tried. I did. I thought I was on the second song, checked in on it, and discovered I was only halfway through the first one, which still had about 10 minutes to go. Couldn't make myself go any further. This should be called Endless, because that's how it feels.

Laser tag

Did not like. Long and mostly electronic boredom.

This album definitely felt timeless. Didn’t see an end in sight. Although I do like Drum and Bass, I can only take it in small doses. I think this would probably be considered a “Musicians album” rather than an album that everyone needs to listen to. I think this much drum and bass only appeals to a small niche of the music community and to people who pretend to like it. I do appreciate the production of the drums, but that’s about it. I think I picked up some parts of the album that have been sampled in more recent tracks. I don’t think that this album should be considered an album that everyone needs to listen to. You need to be on an uppers for this album.

The pros: Guinea pig noises on kemistry around 2:30, proto-wubs on the last song Cons: 2 hours long, sounds like AI music, and the singing is bad

So there's a tendency in electronic music to praise early three hour long albums that invented the genre as genius instead of what they are, which is jingling keys for people doing meth. Goddamn this album is interminable, listening to it is like getting pranked by a friend who sets a song you're listening to on loop without telling you. No wonder the guy from Pendulum thought this guy was a fuck. Got through like half of half of the songs, fuckin hell 1 out of 5 this bores me to hell and back.

Absolutely fucking not. I hated this. FUCK. THIS. ALBUM. 1/5

Sounds like what bongwater smells like.

Timeless had quite the varied vibe; it could be trippy or ambient. It wasn't like most electronic music of the time because of its variance and ambiance. *But*. *However*. *Regardless*. This album was incredibly repetitive. Why were the songs so long? Why were the lyrics inconsequential? Why did they include lyrics at all? Why was this album so long when the songs kept repeating the same 3 beats over and over?! This album could have gotten a generous 3 if it had been shortened dramatically, but it sure wasn't. I guess it was groundbreaking for the electronic scene, but I find I don't care.

This album was an absolute slog. It was very ambient and very repetitive and not at all engaging. And DEFINITELY way too long. It quickly drifted into background noise for me. I just got no pleasure from this album, unfortunately. It's been a while since I've dished out a 1, but this album definitely earned it.

1.12

Stop giving me your toughest battles

Listening to this feels like your dog taking a shit in your mouth while you're sleeping.

This project has only revealed to me that drum and bass my be my least favorite genre. It's just way too repetitive for way too long. And I've gotten so many of them and they are all exactly the same

Preferred him in EastEnders Duff Duff......

Pointless, repetitive orchestra synth swooshes making up Drum and Bass.

I have detested drum-and-bass since it emerged. This album did nothing to change my mind. But then, even Bowie couldn’t.

не

Didn't listen all the way through because it made me ill. 1/5. I'm not into techno.

Jesus Christ this may be the most shit record I've ever heard. 2 hours of generic, relative 808s while a woman sings nothing words off key. Fuck everything about this Euro trash shit pile of a record.

Couldn’t listen if I weren’t occupied with something else.

Wish I could vote zero stars.

Quite awful. I don’t get this at all.

Filth

Why is this on the fucking list To top it off I got mixed up and thought it was Blondie I was gonna hear.

Awful

C'est comme si on avait loop une transition pre-drop dans une chanson moyenne de Prodigy, pendant 2h, et sans drop. Terrible.

Pretty mind numbingly bad. I can’t wait for the day that I finally get an album that’s not electronic. Definitely not an album to choose when you just want to sit down and enjoy some music. Liked the beginning groovy sounds of A Sense of Rage but then of course it immediately got ruined by the ear searing repetitive nature of the album. At first liked State of Mind but then I saw that it was 7 min long, just unnecessary, like the majority of the album. Maybe I could handle this album if it was half the time and no songs were longer than 3 minutes.

yeah, i'm not listening to all that, i got about 8 minutes into the first song and I was just done with it. this isnt music, this is drivel made by a dude sitting infront of a computer all day. 1/5 never ever listening again

Not listening to two whole hours of this. Did not finish.

2/10 Same thing over and over again Favourite Song=None Least Favourite Song=Nome

This is the sort of music that plays loud in crime series on TV, in shabby warehouses where the drug gangs are hanging out between cooking sessions. Because the series producers want to create the absolute most nerve wracking atmosphere so that we are all super happy when the first shots fall, the electricity drops out and all you hear is just shouting and guns. Which is an improvement over this music (thanks, cops). This music may be functional in crime series but I don't need it in my living room or in my too short life. There is something about it, mostly the breakbeat, that instantly makes me want to throw something through the window (and I am normally a very peaceful guy). The rest of the music is just very dull and unimaginative, with some cheap "orchestration". A hard 1 for me and definitely on my "1001 Albums you must avoid until you die (but may hear after if you believe in Hell)" list. Haven't been able to finish this, can't imagine listening to this without some form of sedation.

Have you ever danced with the devil in the rave’s black light?

Album 700! Which means there is just over a year of this left, I think. Unfortunately it was dull as bricks and almost two hours long. Knew within 5 min of the 20 min opening track that this was going to be a 1. I don't think there's been a single dnb album on this list that I've found enjoyable in the slightest.

Truly awful.

Pffft. Starting with a 20 minute extended play of Inner City Life is certainly a statement. Sadly, it gets worse as you progress through the album. By the end you’ll need a lie down in a darkened room. Awful.

Let's dig into some possible explanations for the title of this album: Possible storyline: The shitness of this album breaks the space-time continuum, breaking the laws of physics and time as we know it. All that remains is this album echoing throughout the ruins of the universe. Timeless. Alternate suggestion: naming it Endless instead of Timeless, cause it's so long and terrible it seems like it never ends. I couldn't finish it.

No thanks.

Just can’t do it when the first song is 20 minutes long.

Honestly couldn’t even get through this.

Time to bump off this list and throw this one away…

More like time’s up. Gimme 30-45 minutes of this, then maybe. But 2 hours? Nope.