Go ahead and unplug me too while you’re at it.

I’m not saying this record is a toothless snoozefest flirting with cultural appropriation…but I’m also not not saying that.

A surprising amount of fluff surrounding the eternal hits makes for a night at the opera that’s less memorable than you might hope.

Best listened to on an airboat in Louisiana or helicopter above Vietnam.

I listened to this album whilst barreling down a literal highway, and while my destination wasn't “Hell,” it might as well have been.

What you got, I must respectfully decline-a.

Languid lunar lounge tracks, soundtracking your electronic expedition across the stars.

Not my cup of tea, no matter the hour.

Lovely and herbaceous but it could use a little spice.

Doesn’t quite light my fuse resulting in a bang, b-b-bang-oh.

PJ’s most pastoral project paints a picture most perpetual.

Mr. Davis proves, in ways not so silent, just how many Miles ahead he always was.

Eternal rhythms sure to populate even the most neglected of dance floors.

Levitational longings for the hopeless, restless romantic.

Reasonably Enjoyable Music.

If I’m taking a ride with my best friend and they queue up this record, well, they’re going to let me down.

Straight Outta Compton, straight into my veins.

Seminal sad boy music capturing, in ways both gorgeous and ghastly, a man’s final circlings down the drain.

An expansive and eclectic achievement, from an undeniable talent, that’s not quite for me.

Go ahead and unplug me too while you’re at it.

I’m not saying this record is a toothless snoozefest flirting with cultural appropriation…but I’m also not not saying that.

I listened to this album whilst barreling down a literal highway, and while my destination wasn't “Hell,” it might as well have been.

Perfectly adequate, albeit not quite irreplaceable, post-punk rock tunes.

A fun, funky party best left a little early.

Firmly filing under HARD PASS.

Classic conscious hip hop worth trapping in amber.

The embarrassment I feel having never experienced this record prior to this exercise is outweighed only by the immense joy brought forth by the knowledge that I’ll have it in my life for the rest of my days.

My mind’s right here, and it’s landed on “Surfer So-Sosa.”

A swampy slide down the depths of a subterranean circus led luridly by a raucous ringmaster.

A dream worth both getting lost in and making recurring.

Immediately left me with a fuzzy memory of its contents.

C’est chic, oui, et oh si funky mais dans l'ensemble juste comme ci, comme ça.

Revered Enigmatic Mediocrity.

Can’t help but feel that spinning your father-in-law’s well-worn copy of Music From Big Pink while smoking cigars on a sunny Easter Sunday, like I did, is the way everyone should experience this record.

The firm grip this record applied to my attention with its opening track, regrettably, loosened with each subsequent song.

The “Tainted Love” cover is immortal, but I found most else from this Soft Cell effort to be a hard listen.

Mindful and murky, Dylan’s 30th (!) record benefits greatly from the diminished returns of the icon’s lean years and atmospheric production from Daniel Lanois.

The barking bard, with his rock tumbler voice and a head full of sleaze, leads us on a tour of dank alleyways, hazy cabarets, and bars where everybody knows your game.

With so much drama in the LBC, it’s kind of hard to give less than a 4, let alone a 3.

Shame this wasn’t an instrumental record.

OG (Original Gangster, not Olive Garden) jazz, swing, and jump blues standards performed with jubilance and reverence for the genres.

An offer from The Glamfather I simply can't refuse.

The fact that THIS record is considered lesser than Public Enemy’s three previous releases says all you need to know about the vital group’s ridiculous run from 1987–1991.

No one captured lightning in a bottle with more flair, nor more frequently, than Bowie.

Beck es bastante guay para ser un güero.

Extra crispy jazz jams that’d make even Gus Fring get up and shake his tail feather.

A collection of horizontal love songs I’ll likely be hitting and quitting.

Shimmering soliloquies featuring a striking dichotomy between sonic stylings and subject matter.

Sweet Dreams (Is An Apt Title) 😴

I have a strong appreciation for ambient music and for spending time in William’s orbit, but I ultimately found the gravitational pull of this record to be a bit lacking.

I hear the echoes of so many other bands in this Bunnymen debut, and feel a nagging desire to hop on over to their discographies instead.

It’s a “Scott 2/5” for me, but I have to say that this dude’s voice was made to croon over the big brass and smooth strings of a Bond theme (Fun Fact: Walker’s “Only Myself To Blame” was originally intended for the closing credits of 1999’s The World Is Not Enough before being replaced with a techno remix of the classic Bond theme…tough break).

Mike Oldfield’s Renaissance fair fever dream of a debut record (best known for its use in the opening theme of The Exorcist) features over 20 instruments (mostly played by Oldfield alone), runs over 49 minutes across just two songs, and gets two thumbs up from me.

I’ll keep it simple: I didn’t pay this record much mind.

Big 2-Star Energy.

Rust Never Sleeps, nor does it ever seem to accumulate on Neil Young’s discography.

Maybe we’ll never find the answers to Marvin’s musings, as the injustices of the past bleed into modern day, but as much as our revolving reality makes us want to cry, you just have to remember, always, to try.

An at times transcendent time capsule of late 60s baroque folk that could still place on Pitchfork’s Best New Music today.

WARNING: Prolonged listening can lead to an increased risk of certain side effects and complications, including nausea, migraines, diarrhea, perforated eardrums, dizziness, and death.

Everybody knows skips are nowhere to be found on this record.

Welcome to BS HQ.

I CAN and WILL give this deranged krautrock classic an EASY 5.

To write anything suggesting I enjoyed, so much as tolerated, this record would be a work of Pulp Fiction.

My Central Reservation in rating this album any higher than 2 stars is based on a complete lack of memorability.

Kinetic Latin jazz kindling ready and raring to spark the flame of any dance floor, house party, or, in my case, Wednesday morning.

Add some cannabis smoke to this fog of prog and get lost in its seas of keys and harmonies.

I’m as surprised as you are, dear reader, that a grunge-adjacent record from 1996 is getting a 4 from me, but the powers of Mark Lanegan seem to trump any of my genre or decade biases.

Long live The Queen Is Dead!

Electronic music means a whole lot to me, and I really respect Kraftwerk for laying the foundation for the genre’s proliferation by way of this groundbreaking sonic highway of a record; I just wish they hit the gas once in awhile.

A bleak, beguiling, and, at times, bewildering Bowie record that synthesizes the singular artist's individual introspections into universal understandings.

This was my favorite U2 record throughout my angstier years, and while time, maturation, and perspective have led to its ranking being bumped down one peg, it'll always hold a special place in my (still quite angsty) heart.

There’s some funky fun to be had here, but I think I’ll pass on the generous, 65-minute offer of, uh, sex…packets (?!?), thank you.

Immortal Britpop glory for the morning, noon, and night.

Come for Cash’s raw, live vocal performance for a crowd of convicts, stay for the stage banter directed at said crowd of convicts.

The best Kind Of Blue.

A sonically-diverse and well-formed debut that’d sound equally at home soundtracking a Sunday morning or cocktails by the pool as it would a Latin nightclub or cigars in a low-lit lounge.

This Go-Go’s harder than I expected it to.

The opening act of Bowie’s Berlin Trilogy features few lows and many highs thanks to the art rock atmospherics created in collaboration with Brian Eno and Tony Visconti.

Ascending a mountain as the sun set behind me while these enchanting songs from faraway lands soundtracked my journey had me feeling like a proper Bollywood hero.

Hollow and inconsequential, much like an actual prayer.

A dazzlingly well-formed, supremely danceable debut from a duo that only got better with time.

Love rules—this record does not.

And I just can't contain, this 2-star feeling that remains.

I can really respect Eminem’s considerable creative control of the English language, but the enjoyment I’ve found in actually listening to his music has always been slim.

Moments of experimental excitement are ultimately too few and far between in this over-fermented work of krautrock.

Listened to this record at the gym and now I’m convinced it should be classified as a performance-enhancing drug.

I dig the punk feminist energy; I do not dig the incessant warbly vocals expressing that energy.

I prefer the band’s three preceding volumes, but even “lesser” Sabbath is good for a couple pairs of devil horns. 🤘🤘

A mind-boggling masterpiece from a true pioneer serving as a towering testament to the unique ways in which a producer can transcend the sum of their samples.

Best listened to on an airboat in Louisiana or helicopter above Vietnam.

Seldom sounded interesting.

Worthwhile and well made, just not made for me.

I’ll never be a father, nor will I ever own a yacht, so why is it that I find myself so enchanted by Steely Dan’s silky-smooth siren songs?!

Why’s it called The Soft Bulletin when it hits so fucking hard?

Bow down to one of the most unassailable talents our world has ever seen.

Big, dumb, trailblazing metal for those looking to spice up their next séance, summoning, and/or Satanic slumber party.

Maybe if my formative experiences with psychedelics were soundtracked by The Dead, I’d have more patience for their nonsensical noodling…but they weren’t…and I don’t.

A wonderfully woeful album to get lost in when you’re lost in your feelings.

Lush, perfectly produced acid house as likely to get your brain moving as it is your body.

Spirits of art-, glam-, and avant-rock meld marvelously to craft a stunningly singular cocktail of particular intoxication.

Knowing nothing going in, I came out mostly swept off my feet by the melodic melancholy and emotional resonance of these decidedly-adult synth-pop soundscapes.

I was prepared to write “Meh Meh Mehs,” then Karen O. & Co. smacked some (but not all) of the smug out of me.

Production from Kanye Fucking West and J Fucking Dilla are cheat codes for a game already made all too easy by Common’s street-wisened rhymes.

I find much of the guitarwork on this record to be interesting, compelling even, but the cowpunk vocals and trailer park vibes do not work for me.

Cohen premeditates on the afterlife with a tombstone timbre as his two feet steadily sink down six.

Folktronic explorations through the neopsych kosmos are done no favors by a less-than-captivating captain.

Worth the price of admission alone to hear my favorite classic rock rhythm section run rampant.

A surprising amount of fluff surrounding the eternal hits makes for a night at the opera that’s less memorable than you might hope.

Pretty cheesy, pretty grating, yet still pretty ill, which I suppose describes the Boys pretty well, doesn’t it?

Bricks walls stand no chance against runners aided by this acrid assault on the senses.

Mr. Grohl seems like a great dude, and I do feel bad about the heartbreak he's endured, but to my ears his bland-ass butt rock may as well be made with dog whistles.

The world would be an immensely better place if sending children to “Time Out” meant sitting them down with this record.

I haven’t quite cracked the code on why I can’t quite get behind Talking Heads, but it’s quite clear there no answers to be found in their sleepy debut.

Joy Division walked (and lan Curtis swung) so New Order could run (and ultimately dance).

As Marley's dreads flowed free, so too did his music and the messages woven within.

Take a seat, young Slim Shady.

An ode to the glory of modern machinery, of place and identity, and of electronic possibilities ever-explored thanks to Kraftwerk's industrial innovation.

Je vais en prendre davantage, s'il vous plaît, et merci.

Listen to Fats if you want the skinny on rock and roll’s real, non-whitewashed history.

Prepare for a bumpy ride if alt country’s not your jam.

I don’t belong at the table, but I’ll gladly play the part of enthralled fly on the wall.

You ever had a fever dream where all the sleep paralysis demons appear as French-speaking, metalhead amalgamations of Tom Waits and Trent Reznor?

For all the hooks and catchy choruses, nothing here really grabbed me.

Leaders of the British Invasion look within, setting sail on a new, conceptual conquest against foes of their own making.

Not today, The Beach Boys.

You could revisit this landmark stretch of sonic highway 61 times over and still uncover new insights on the inevitable 62nd.

White Light/White Noise

Yet another golden hour from one of the most consistently captivating songwriters and guitarists of all time.

Not something I’d ever put on regular rotation, but man, what a set of pipes.

The final feat from a talent rarer than pearls and more raw than tartare.

Wake up, losers, it’s cock rock o’clock!

This record is a great metaphor for LCD Soundsystem's post-retirement return and perhaps even for James Murphy himself: it's a little bloated, self-righteous, and long in the tooth, yet still showcases a singular style and sound I can't get enough of.

Transformational transgressions from one of the coolest motherfuckers to ever do it.

Would summing up this pleasantly surprising, Sunday morning-worthy discovery as “MexiWilco” be clever or offensive (I’ll take my answer off air)?

Succinct and seductive, Blondie’s Parallel Lines comes oh-so close to perfection, but some slight shagginess gets in the way of true transcendence.

The hits hit just hard enough to elevate the more conventional rock tracks peppering Petty’s debut.

This record’s unfadeable, so please don’t try to fade this record (hell yeah).

A groovy, psychedelic, mostly-worthwhile, but ultimately inconsequential, head-scratcher of an inclusion on this list.

Couldn’t quite see the forest for the trees on this one, which is a common conceit of most Eno-less Roxy Music for me.

Theory would suggest I’d really like this, but the pieces don’t quite fit in practice.

Björk’s beautiful, bewildering response to the age-old question: “What that mouth do?”

My heart tells me every post-Pablo Honey Radiohead record is a 5; my brain understands the unfair precedent set by Radiohead’s revolutionary 5s.

Went in with a shitty attitude expecting to hate this record, and still wound up kind of liking it.

The kind of record you put on in the company of babbling brooks and crackling fires.

The gravity of Ray’s genius helps exalt what often sounds like 24 versions of the same song.

Although it sounds exactly as you’d expect an English synth-pop record from 1981 would, a deceptive amount of lyrical depth and instrumental nuance keep things interesting.

It’s astounding hearing a voice as distinct as Björk’s intermingle with so many varying styles of music, with such aplomb, from the very start of her career.

An inflection point for a band on the verge of greatness, a too-cool-for-school drink of water that leaves you quenched yet still Thurston for Moore.

Relatively charming—for something I’ll never listen to again.

My appreciation for these robot revolutionaries has deepened with each record this list has gifted me (three now), and I still might be underrating how important they were/are.

If smashing the fifth star whenever Miles Davis pops up is cool, consider me the man himself!

Left me feeling unsatisfied and a bit queasy, like gas station sushi.

I enjoyed many of the moody, melancholy components at play here but found they never truly coalesced into a resonant conclusion.

Winehouse was a sultry, soulful powerhouse from the very start, even though the music accompanying her vocal debut leaves much to be desired.

I’ve done it, I’ve finally done it: I found the cure for insomnia!

One of the greatest major label debuts of all time from THE greatest rapper of all time.

This record (and its ridiculous list of contributors) is at its best when it strays from blues tradition and wanders toward weirder, heavier sounds.

Listening to what Simon says is a subjective chore for me, even if he’s objectively good at what he does.

Although originally an American export, “the blues” is revealed, through the stylings of Mali-based Songhoy Blues, to be a uniquely global, decidedly human form of expression.

I was happy when it was finally Bossanover.

That Nutty Pianist sure can tickle those keys, can’t he?

I’d require several tabs in my body for this electric music to blow my mind.

Now That’s What I Call Coffee Shop Music!

Few musicians fascinate me more than Brian Eno; I’m forever in his corner, and shit like this is why.

Elton’s extravagant excess turns monochrome to technicolor, forever substantiating that the showman behind the curtain is far from a phony.

5-star hotel (try the pink champagne), 3-star record (you can never leave, nor escape it).

There’s something sonically spiritual to the way these ethereal, meandering sounds seem to rhyme with whatever you’re doing while the record’s on.

This feckless, pseudo-protest bullshit can fuck all the way off.

Yes, as a matter of fact, I can dig it.

There’s an ethereal beauty to be found in these deep, dark Icelandic waters, provided you’re in the right mood to go diving for them.

The sound of Black Sabbath opening Black Sabbath with the titular Black Sabbath is one of unholy creation—of a paradigm shifting as the flames of hell lick the anvil forging what we now hail as HEAVY METAL.

Led Zeppelin's hit rate is near mythical, and this debut record with a tracklist now reading like a best-of compilation is testament to that rock fact.

I’m guessing 1994 was a down year for teenagers.

Not my favorite from Sonic Youth, but “Kool Thing” and that album cover certainly go a long way.

The Thin White Duke experiments with Black soul and R&B, and the results are compelling, even if it was just a passing phase.

Funky psychedelic soul that sounds as good on the streets as it does between the sheets.

Enchanting soundscapes made for quiet contemplation and moody night drives.

I’ve come to realize I really only like “Making Plans For Nigel” from XTC, and, reader, that song's not on this record.

Probably a 3, but my fond memories of frequenting a club with a weekly goth/industrial/new wave night are paving the way toward generosity.

I can appreciate the production experimentation here (and I like LSD too), but the fact of the matter is that I do not enjoy The Beatles, and this record did not change my mind.

A genreless form of artistry that channel-surfs styles, transcends traditional trappings, and tunes into programming too seldom broadcast.

Mayfield’s masterclass in funk contains more soul and cinematic vision than even the Blaxploitation film it’s designed to complement.

The only sensational aspect of this album can be found in the song titles (shout out to “Giddy Up A Ding Dong”).

Fela Kuti is a commanding harbor in the tempest of primal rhythms swirling around him.

I don’t connect with Van’s vocals, and I find the music to be a bit astral plain.

Hendrix: Good As Fuck

Lou Reed kicked John Cale out of the band and a lot of The Velvet Underground’s thrilling experimentation left with him, as is evidenced by this tame, though lovely, post-split record.

An exhaustive, but never exhausting, exhibition of the iconic mover and shaker’s charismatic big band jazz control.

Points for being the last Beatles album, thus bringing Paul McCartney one step closer to his career highlight: co-writing the "Live And Let Die" theme song.

Foundational familial funk that started conversations continued still today between artists across so many styles and genres.

This record is 1985 as fuck and no doubt belongs on a short list of albums that perfectly captured the zeitgeist of the year in which they were released.

I love me some Missy, but I think her true superpower lies in her knack for crafting bonafide hits rather than cohesive albums.

As I drive down the road in Good Ol' Town, USA, with the sun's golden hour filtering through the dust kicked up behind me, I reflect on the American working class before letting out a raspy growl, “BABY, THIS IS NOT FOR ME!”

I’m not one to shy away from my feelings, but I really have to be in the mood for 72 minutes of doom and gloom (no matter how gorgeous or iconic it might be).

I found the interplay between Stewart’s gravelly tones and the picturesque, minstrel-inspired music behind him to be the most interesting part of this story.

The Queen of Soul stays running vocal circles around everything and everyone.

This is the type of record that requires a sort of mental time travel back to the year it was released, as it’s so foundational to everything coming next that you feel like you’ve heard it a million times before, even if it’s your first go-round.

Don’t look to me for an unbiased take; I listen to shit like this every single day.

This album’s fine, but it didn’t really inspire me, so in lieu of a clever review, I will instead point out that the phenomenal 5-star Outkast record ATLiens (which is inexplicably not on this list) features songs titled both “13th Floor” and “Elevators.”

Sister Sledge gallops gallantly atop golden grooves from Nile Rodgers and Bernard Edwards in this silky smooth late-70s showcase.

The ho-hum spark igniting the “Ho Hey” powder keg explosion of the 2010s’ insufferable indie folk “revival.”

Ghostface Killah’s stream of consciousness rhymes shine iridescent over a murderer’s row of producers and co-conspirators.

A satirical yet sincere, biting yet bucolic romp of a record from an iconic band that somehow still remains underrated after all these years.

I’ve taken too many drugs too many times to too many of these songs to have too many complaints.

This ethereal blend of electronic instrumentation and pop melodies evokes the carefree spirit of a perfect spring day or the sun-kissed liberation of the summer’s open road.

Not my favorite work from this acclaimed author despite the presence of a few killer chapters.

Big fat beats are far from slim on this raving relic of late-90s British electronica.

I'm quite the fan of shoegazing, but I've always considered Ride to be a class below the Slowdives and My Bloody Valentines of the world; Nowhere did nothing to make me reconsider that preconception.

I can definitely get down with this melancholic, sad cowboy, “Keep the whiskey coming, barkeep,” type shit.

Earth, Wind(,) & Fire’s trademark blend of musical versatility and energetic positivity is on full display within this rich, dynamic, & socially conscious outing.

This took me back to the days of riding along with my mom without control over what played on the radio; which is to say, I didn’t like it.

This one caught me at the right time: It’s a decidedly autumnal day here in Asheville, NC, and these rambling acoustics complemented rather well the swirling ballet of leaves pirouetting upon the crisp fall air.

This was a definite case of enjoying reading up on the band and it’s importance more than listening to said band’s output, but it’s certainly worth your time, especially if you have an interest in the history of metal.

The number of times I reactively raised my eyebrows or made a stank face during these 6 songs spanning ~43 minutes was truly absurd.

The hits soar; the rest is a bit of a bore.

This unrelenting cavalcade of Mancunian barks, carnival keyboards, incisive, elastic guitar work, and pervasive, post-punk percussion isn’t just up my alley; it IS my alley.

Reminiscent of modern prequels, requels, and sequels in the way it looks backward in an attempt to move forward.

I found this more contemplative, downbeat departure from the classic Beach Boys surf-pop sound by one of the band’s founders to be rather refreshing.

Uh, yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and take a page from the Book of Bizkit itself and keep things rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin’.

With all due respect, I’ll never be in the mood to fire this up, even when I’m feeling blue.

I would argue that one cannot truly be considered experienced until they themselves have experienced this mind-bending, psychedelic rock masterpiece from the undisputed GGOAT (Greatest Guitarist of All Time).

I have all the time in the world for Neil’s sinewy, soul-searching guitar solos.

I wouldn’t say I louv-ed it, but get a little shine in me and sure, I’ll jig to these ditties.

This soul isn't just hot, it's forged from Olympian flame; this soul isn't just buttered, it's draped in liquid gold.

I nearly ran for the hills when I saw those three frightening letters (S-K-A 😟) but was relatively relieved to find this relatively inoffensive.

Although poppy, punchy, and, of course, pumped up, the lack of a certain je ne sais quoi will likely keep me from returning.

Get it, girl.

This all-time great transition transmission is brought to you by milk, red peppers, and the Duke’s legendary affinity for Thin White lines.

It sounds like shit and Albini’s a total edgelord, but if the unhinged DIY guy of it all reels you in, the riffs just might keep you hooked.

Neither truly live or dangerous, Lizzy’s big night out is awful bloated for an artist purporting to be thin.

All Things Must Pass, some take longer to do so than others.

Passionately riding punk rock’s seminal first wave, The Adverts make crossing the Red Sea look easy in a voracious voyage that still resonates and reverberates today.

Marianne’s righteous rasp faithfully harmonizes her harrowing past atop a smoke-swirled synthesis of musical styles and influences.

Surreal and near-spectacular stone cold sober, one might imagine this record would be even more of a doozy when heard dosed up.

I don’t often fill my cup with the type of tea brewed by singer/songwriter types sat down with their guitar or piano, but Joni’s voice on Blue is so smooth, her writing so strong, that I’m finding the irresistible taste linger long after my final sip.

A psychedelic swirl of sardonic social commentary so potent it’ll have you checking your pupils just a few tracks in.

Perfectly delightful folk tunes blending ethereal vocals and intricate instrumentation across a variety of vibes and musical moods.

I want to shout out OutKast’s three 5-star records preceding Stankonia (Southernplayalisticcadillacmuzick, ATLiens, and Aquemini—all of which SHOULD be on this list) and extend a heartfelt “Stank You” to one of my all-time favorite musical acts for this forever, ever masterwork.

A tangled web of guitar-forward art rock dazzling in its distorted dissonance.

The Cult sold their gothic rock sanctuary for THIS?!

Amy’s voice often conjures images in my mind of smoke-filled clubs and lounges from a bygone era; unfortunately, like the smoke filling those rooms, my interest tends to dissipate into thin air over time.

Definitely Maybe my favourite Oasis record and definitely no-maybes-about-it one of England’s most enduring exports.

An album I’m sure Neil Young would have preferred to have never recorded—given the subject matter—stands out as one of the most emotionally resonant and hauntingly intimate entries in his expansive discography.

I was kind of taken off guard by how stylistically diverse, yet of a piece, this record was; even the awkward missteps are endearing.

There’s some tired cliché about the cracks of a broken heart helping to let the light in, and without getting too sappy, I’ll say that the sips of this tea helped to illuminate the room and restore my fractured spirits.

This bong is made for packin’, and that’s just what I’ll do…

Do you prefer that review or the below? Do your stretches before diving into this record—the ultimate love letter to love letters—and don't be surprised if your heart stretches in turn by the time you finally reach its end.

How many stars would Wild Wood get if Wild Wood truly sounded wild (more than this tame affair, surely)?

All Main Streets look the same and all these Exile songs sound the same.

Fuck the haters; the first four Coldplay records are all legitimately great and there’s a reason this sophomore effort sent them into the stratosphere.

The only thing cooler than the other side of Surrealistic Pillow is the other side of Surrealistic Pillow.

All Bob Marley is good Bob Marley, even when it’s just alright Bob Marley.

36 minutes and 26 seconds of pure, uncut snarl and low-down, unadulterated sleaze.

Now I got tinnitus.

Cloudy with a chance of hotel lobby.

I much prefer the first three Police records to the last two but grooving along with Copeland & Co. is never a bad time.

Points for eclecticism, but this one’s a bit more “Boo” than “Rad” for me.

I can’t imagine your house would ever be crowded again if you made a habit of spinning this snoozer.

If you listen real close you can hear the sound of Coors-drunk I feel a great disturbance in the Force when I listen close, as if millions of Coors-drunk denim-wearers suddenly put another quarter in the jukebox and were suddenly soloing on their pool cues.

It’s frivolous fun fabricated from the Farrell-led foursome, but it’s fun nonetheless.

Tightly rolled and complementarily flavored with no single note overwhelming another.

The coulda-woulda-shoulda-been-a-Bond-theme-crooner returns with a velvety vengeance!

This stands as my favorite Zeppelin record, and arguably their best, even though it feels a bit like cheating, considering it's a double album from one of the most all-around talented bands at the apex of their respective powers.

Sumptuous soul painting a vivid scene where stylistic flourishes and genre influences stroll on by like passing strangers in the park.

Take a dive down into the dark, debaucherous depths of Dulli and The Whigs’s most well-known—and most malignant—masterpiece; fucked up as it might seem, it’s one of my favorite places to be.

There’s no denying the impact, influence, and, frankly, immortality of this album, so don’t even try.

Poignant songwriting powered by haunting harmonies and just the right amount of six-string muscularity to accentuate the quiet coziness.

It takes stones, indeed, to put out a debut record comprised mostly of covers—that are mostly good covers but covers nonetheless.

The crown jewel of Sonic Youth’s discography and an unassailable alt-rock masterpiece.

Life tastes a bit sweeter when soundtracked by the First Lady of Song’s renditions of these timeless jazz standards.