The Modern Dance
Pere UbuOne guy on Rate Your Music said this is his favorite album ever. I disavow that.
One guy on Rate Your Music said this is his favorite album ever. I disavow that.
Swampsnake, Gang Bang, GiddyUp Ding Dong, Vambo Marble Eye. This album could not be made today. Great music. Better than I was expecting.
Ez classic. Every song is amazing. Even the Chad skits. Normally skits make me so PISSED.
I kind of hated this. Way too long and gave me a headache. Bongos are the only thing I really like. 3/10
Every song sounds exactly the same. This sounds like every raygay album song I’ve ever heard. Boring and too long. The bass sounds good I guess?
Born in the U.S.A., Cover Me, Darlington County, No Surrender, Glory Days and Dancing in the Dark. Liked it more than I thought. Not his best and not his worst. This is his least boring album so far. I’m on Fire is a dog shit song.
Mr. Brightside, Smile Like You Mean It, Somebody Told Me, On Top and Believe Me, Natalie. I’ve heard some of these before and some are good and a lot of them are bleh. Generic pop rock from the early 2000’s which technically isn’t a bad thing because it’s mostly catchy.
The Man Comes Around, Hurt, Personal Jesus, In My Life, Danny Boy, I’m So Lonesome I Could Cry (same), Tear Stained Letter and We’ll Meet Again. Classic voice. A couple eh songs. Some great covers.
Smokey River, I Have No Time, Needle of Death, Do You Hear Me Now, Running from Home, Courting Blues, Dreams of Love and Angie. Great guitar solos and beautiful voice. Nice and simple.
Okay, actually better than a lot of his stuff. I’d never pick him to listen to but I like his lyrics on this album the best. Not too boring like his other albums. Lonesome Day, Waitin’ on a Sunny Day, Empty Sky, Further Up on the Road, Mary’s Place (probably my favorite song I’ve heard by Bruce) and You’re Missing. The Rising and Paradise are shit. 7/10
Astral Weeks, Sweet Thing, Cyprus Avenue, The Way Young Lovers Do (best song), Ballerina and Slim Slow Slider. Good but boring as fuck in some places. The lyrics and vocals are good and I love the jazzy parts of the songs. Especially The Way Lovers Do.
I don’t know. Nothing was that special except for Part 4 and 5. Was ahead of its time for ambient and electronic music but nothing amazing. 5/10
Song 2, Death of a Party, Look Inside America and Strange News. I kind of hate this. It sounds like shit sound wise.
This was rough to get through. Worst than expected.
Song of Joy, Stagger Lee, Henry Lee, Lovely Creature, The Curse of Millhaven(best song), O’Malley’s Bar and Death is Not the End. Amazing lyrics. The music is creepy and chilling. 9/10
Dancing Queen, Dum Dum Diddle, Knowing Me, Knowing You, That’s Me, Tiger, Fernando and Happy Hawaii. Catchy and great vocals. Never listened to anything by ABBA but will now. 9/10
Next Girl, Tighten Up, Howlin’ For You, Black Mud, Too Afraid to Love You and I’m Not the One. Not bad. Sounds like a band trying to be The White Stripes. Last couple songs are eh. 7/10
Can’t Get Enough, Ready for Love (best song), The Way I Choose and Movin’ On. The title song sucks ass and is the worse song. The guitar and drums were the best part.
All the songs fuck. Summer Breeze is amazing. I’ve heard a lot of these songs but never knew they were by the Isley Brothers. 9/10
Very peaceful and something I could meditate with.
And It Stoned Me, Moondance (best song), Crazy Love, Caravan, Into the Mystic, Come Running, These Dreams of You, Brand New Day, Everyone and Glad Tidings. Amazing jazz throughout the songs. Great bass and flute. Love the combo of folk with jazz. A lot less boring than Astral Weeks. Shorter songs and better flow. Love it.
Safe From Harm, One Love, Be Thankful for What You’ve Got, Unfinished Sympathy and Hymn of the Big Wheel. I love the trip-hop genre. Love the British rap voices and the beats are cool as shit.
Concrete Jungle, Stir It Up, Kinky Reggae and Midnight Ravers. I think they just added different vocals to the same music. Besides the chorus of the songs I couldn’t tell you which song is which. 5/10
Having a Blast (just like me), Longview, Welcome to Paradise, Basket Case, She , Sassafras Roots and When I Come Around. This is all about wasting time and being bored. Like me listening to this album.
Life Thru A Lens, Angels, Old Before I Die, Let Me Entertain You and Clean. I didn’t have to listen to this. 5/10
Amazing. Desperate Cry is insanely good. Probably one of my favorite metal songs now. The drums and guitar fucks. I’m definitely going to check the rest of their albums out.
Alsatian Cousin, Everyday is Like Sunday, Bengali in Platforms, Angel Angel Down We Go Together, Suedehead, I Don’t Mind If You Forget Me and Dial-a-Cliche. I love Morrissey’s voice and I also love The Smiths but never heard his dolor stuff. Guitar player is great. I really enjoyed this. 9/10
Line Up, Connection, Car Song, S.O.F.T., Waking Up, Never Here. A few eh songs but otherwise I enjoyed it. 7/10
The Girl from Ipanema, If You Never Come To Me, I Concentrate On You and Baubles, Bangles and Beads. Boring but had some good songs and Sinatra’s voice is great. One of the all time greats. 5/1
I kind of hated this. Way too long and gave me a headache. Bongos are the only thing I really like. 3/10
Hanging on the Telephone, One Way or Another, Picture This, Pretty Baby, I Know But I Don’t Know, 11:59, Sunday Girl, Heart of Glass and I’m Going to Love You Too. I love Debbie Harry’s voice. Catchy as fuck and energetic. Every song is a banger. Love it.
Hey, Grandma, Mr. Blues, Fall on You, 8:05, Come in the Morning (best song), Omaha, Someday, Ain’t No Use, Sitting By the Window, Changes (also the best song), Lazy Me and Indifference. Amazing instruments and vocals. This is the god-tier decade of music. This needs to be known more and I did need to hear this. 9/10
Electricity was a stinky full diaper but I liked every thing else. Where There’s Woman is my favorite.
Interesting. Didn’t know what to expect but it’s catchy and I enjoyed it mostly. Wouldn’t go out of my way to listen to it again though.
Zurich is Stained is the best song. What diaper music. A 8 year old could make better sounds.
Alfa album. EZ 5 stars.
Alfa beats. Good lyrics.
Usually love this era of music but pretty boring. Get to You and Old John Robertson are my favorites.
Great lyrics and vocals. Student Demonstrations Time, A Day in the Life of a Tree, Til I Die were amazing. Love this kind of music. Reminds me of the Beatles in some songs.
Starts off with 4 great songs then some filler in the middle. Longer than it should be. Songs 1-4, London Loves, Clover Over Dover and Jubilee.
I like a lot of this but a few songs aren’t for me. 40 minutes in I thought it should be almost over but had another 30 minutes left. Too many songs went on for too long. Best songs are: Heat, Dooinit, The Light, Payback is a Grandmother, Geto Heaven Part Two and A Song for Assata.
Really well made. I love jazz and never have heard about Samba-Jazz so that’s going to be something I dwell into now. 4.5/5
Great vocals. The instrumentals and a few songs are a little boring. You Ain’t the Problem, Rolling, Piano Joint, Hero, and Final Days. 7/10
I enjoyed it more than I didn’t. Some songs went on for too long and sounded the same. Stork & Owl was buttass. Crying, Red Dress and DLZ were the standout tracks for me.
The guitar sound quality on some songs sound like dookie. Quite catchy for a punk rock band. Some songs suck but some are good. Better than I was expecting. Three Girl Rhumba, Ex-Lion Tamer, The Commercial, Strange, Fragile, Mannequin and 12 X U.
Iconic cover and catchy songs. Bone Machine, Gigantic, Where is My Mind, Vamos, and I’m Amazed. I love their next album more. 9/10 If there were no Pixies, there would have been no Nirvana. Thank you for your service. 🫡
Amazing lyrics and good ass beats. There’s still too many random before and after talking or skits that I hate. One of the best 90’s rap albums. The Nigga You Love To Hate, AmeriKKKa’s Most Wanted, You Can’t Fade Me, Endangered Species and The Bomb. 9/10
Wir fahr'n, fahr'n, fahr'n, auf der Autobahn Autobahn and Kometenmelodie 2 are the only real songs. The other two are mainly just random noises. 7/10
One of my favorite albums of all time. I love all of it.
I was writing songs I liked and I ended up writing all of them. Super catchy and Byrne’s voice is great.
Some songs sounds just like generic alt-rocks songs that I’ve heard before. Also in half the songs it sounds like the guitar sound is up too high. Maybe just me. Design for Life, Kevin Carter (great trumpet solo), Enola/Alone, The Girl Who Wanted to be God, Australia and No Surface All Feeling. 7/10
Da Funk, Fresh, Around the World No reason for this shit to be 74 minutes. I did not have to listen to this headache inducing nonsense. Almost a 1 star but better than Limp Shitkit and worse than Pavement. Random Access Memories should have been on this list. Not this dog shit.
One of the actual hard rock albums from the 70’s I like everything from. Great instruments from everybody. A lot of naughty lyrics. 😉 Running With the Devil, You Really Got Me, I’m the One, Jamie’s Cryin’ and Ice Cream Man are top 5.
Without knowing Iggy’s sound, one would most likely find this bad, but I know the Stooges and love the sound. Sister Midnight, Funtime, China Girl, Dum Dum Boys, Tiny Girls and Mass Production. Great Saxophone by Bowie in Tiny Girls. I don’t like the synths in Baby and the only song I didn’t really like.
All the Way from Memphis is amazing. Honaloochie Boogie, Violence, I’m a Cadillac and I Wish I was Your Mother. Good pianist and bassist. A few slow places in a couple songs but very enjoyable.
Sweet Love, You Bring Me Joy (great sax solo), Caught Up in the Rapture, Been So Long, Mystery. Every song was enjoyable and really enjoyed her voice. Catchy and I could definitely listen to it again.
Rapid Fire, Metal Gods, Breaking the Law, Grinder, You Don’t Have to Be Old to be Wise, Living After Midnight and Steeler. Amazing riffs, great drumming and iconic singing by Sir Rob Halford. Amazing and Painkiller should be on this list as well. 9/10 but giving 5 stars because it’s better than other 9’s.
Swampsnake, Gang Bang, GiddyUp Ding Dong, Vambo Marble Eye. This album could not be made today. Great music. Better than I was expecting.
I love every song. This is the greatest country/folk rock album of all time. This album shouldn’t be liked by me but idc.
Every song is great. CCR is one of my favorite bands and I’ve heard this album a lot. Fogerty’s voice is iconic.
Tantos Desejos, Antropofagos, Felicidada, Um Dia Comum, Abraco, and Pecados de Madrugada. Love the Samba parts and the bongos. Feel like it went on forever and could have been a decent amount shorter. 7/10
Break & Enter, Voodoo People, Speedway, Poison, No Good. Cool flute in 3 Kilos. I liked it and some songs were awesome. Some were repetitive and this could have been 30-40 instead of 78. 7/10
Tropicalia, Alegria, Alegria, Onde Andaras, Superbacana, Paisagem Util. No idea what he’s saying but I know I like it. So peaceful in certain places and then epic at others. I liked all of this.
Roundabout, Cans and Brahms, South Side of the Sky, Long Distance Runaround, Mood for a Day and Heart of the Sunrise (best song). Amazing bass and vocals. This album would be even more perfect without Five Cents for Nothing.
I Am Trying to Break Your Heart, War on War, Jesus, Etc, Heavy Metal Drummer (best song), and I’m the Man Who Loves You. This wasn’t Trentcentric. Boring as fuck besides these songs. ^ I don’t care about this. 5/10
I Wanna Be Adored, She Bangs the Drums, Elizabeth My Dear, (Song for My) Sugar Spun Sister, Made of Stone and I Am the Resurrection (best song). It feels like the vocals are being sung from 10 feet away and I can’t understand what is being said.
Every song is great. Top songs are: Out in the Streets, I Don’t Mind, The Good’s Gone, My Generation, The Kids Are Alright (best song), It’s Not True, A Legal Matter, and The Ox. Everyone is amazing here. Alfa drums. Keith Moon is still top 3 drummers ever. The Who are amazing. Idc.
Blackened, Eye of the Beholder, One, Harvester of Sorrows, The Frayed Ends of Sanity and Dyers Eve. Amazing guitars and drums. Main complaint is the guitar riffs just all sound the same. Master of Puppets is better.
Fairest of the Seasons, These Days, Chelsea Girls, I’ll Keep it With Mine (best song) and Eulogy to Lenny Bruce (other best song). I liked it overall. Her bad voice kind of threw me off in a few songs. Great lyrics. 7/10
Ecars, Feet Music, Broadway Blues, Zig Zag and Mob Job. The last 5 songs are great but the first 10 is a cluttered piece of a trump diaper. Two sax and two drums do not sound good.
Gotta Get Up, Driving Along, Down, Without You (best song), Let The Good Times Roll, Jump Into The Fire (other best song) and I’ll Never Leave You. Alfa. Will definitely come back to it. Drums in Jump Into The Fire we’re amazing.
Water From A Vine Leaf, Into the Paradise, A Touch of the Night. First half is better. I don’t have anything to say.
I didn’t have to hear this. Good falling asleep music.
Tangled Up in Blue (probably the best song he ever made), Idiot Wind, You’re Gonna Make Me Lonesome When You Go, Lily, Rosemary and the Jack of Hearts and Shelter from the Storm. Obviously great lyrics and story telling. A little slow in places. Dylan is almost too advanced for me.
Top 5 rap albums ever. Every song is a fucking banger.
Changes, Oh, You Pretty Things, Life on Mars (best song), Kooks, Fill Your Heart, Song for Bob Dylan, Queen Bitch and The Bewlay Brothers. His first real glam rock album and it fucks. Only a couple part that make me not give it 5 stars.
I’m going to marry the Red Hot Chili Peppers.
The Cisco Kid, Where Was You At, The World is A Ghetto (best song), Beetles In The Bog. The jazz section of the title song is amazing. 13 minute song is too long. 7/10
Green Light, Liability, Perfect Places. Best lyric “but all that stranger would see, is one girl swaying alone, stroking a cheek.” Boring as fuck. Idc. I didn’t have to hear this.
I’m a Gigolo/I Ain’t Got Nobody, Body and Soul, Oh, Marie, Jump Jive an’ Wail, Night Train, I’ll Be Glad When You’re Dead, Whistle Stop and Be Mine. Alfa jazz. Saxophone and drums kill it.
The Temples of Syrinx, Presentation, Oracle: The Dream, A Passage to Bangkok (other best) Twilight Zone and Something for Nothing (best song) Bass and drums are amazing. Both are top of all time in their categories. Tears is out of place here.
I’d Like to Know, Alright, Lenny, Strange Ones, Time, Sofa of my Lethargy and Time To Go. Instrumentals are better than the singing. I hate We’re Not Supposed To. I don’t like the cover. No don’t show me that.
12 Bar has a good sax. Little By Little has a good sax. Madam Medusa has good drums.
The instruments of Wilmot, Tow Truck, Ballad of Nicky McGuire (idc about Nicky) I was sorry to hear this.
Sledgehammer, Big Time Mercy Street is a candidate for the most boring song ever. Big Time and Sledgehammer are 4’s and the others are 1’s and 2’s.
Shining Star (best song) That’s the Way of the World, Happy Feelin’ Reasons, Africano (sax master) and See The Light. Alfa voices and flute and saxs.
37 minutes too long. I don’t know what this cover is supposed to be. Whatever it is I hate it. Too classy for me.
Best “dad rock” out there. Love jazz rock.
Lose Control, Goldfinger, Angel Interceptor and Lost in You. Generic British indie pop rock. Guitar is good in parts. Kind of annoying and didn’t like most of this but it does what it’s supposed to and is catchy.
Patiently Waiting, Many Men, In da Club, If I Can’t, Back Down, P.I.M.P. (Best song) and 21 Questions. Eminem has the best two versus. Half the songs are eh but some great ones. 50’s voice is not that great to me. The beginning of mumble rap. 🤡
Best and still bad song: Give Up (I will now after hearing this) Bad songs and bad pop. I didn’t have to hear this. I hate the music more than the cover.
Blackstar (I’m black too), Tis a Pity She Was a Whore, Lazarus (best song), Sue, Girl Loves Me, Dollar Days and I Can’t Give Everything Away. Love the jazz sounding instruments. Saved his best album for his last. He knew he was dying and it’s a great farewell. 69 years young.
Rockin’ Around, Hometown Blues, Strangered in the Night, Fooled Again (me too) and American Girl. Kind of boring and only a few songs stand out but I don’t hate it. Good length as Chadbutt would say.
Chivalry, Flitcraft, Last Dance. Better than expected. I don’t like country really at all and I dislike most punk but having both combined wasn’t the worst thing ever. Not for me.
Bring The Noise, Don’t Believe the Hype, Louder Than A Bomb, Show Em Whatcha Got, She Watch Channel Zero, Night of The Living Baseheads, Black Steel, Rebel Without A Pause (best song) and Prophets of Rage. Too many samples and Flavor Flav talks too much. Needs more of just rapping. 9/10
Top songs: Amateur Hour, Thank God It’s Not Christmas (same, Hasta Manana, Monsieur, Talent Is An Asset, Equator and Lost and Found. I enjoyed all of this. Will definitely come back to it.
I don’t care about this dude’s grand. Where’s my grand and maybe I’ll care. The beats and flow are hairable. Get Out of My House is one of the worst songs ever. 🗑️
Every song sounds exactly the same. This sounds like every raygay album song I’ve ever heard. Boring and too long. The bass sounds good I guess?
Route 66, I Just Want To Make Love To You, Mona, King Bee, Carol (best song), Can I Get A Witness (Hell yeah brother) and Walking the Dog. Like the early Beatles, just covers but great. A couple aren’t as in par with others but very enjoyable to me. 9/10
Hard Life, Wildfires, and Black (yeah, I’m black). Beginning was the best and it slowly got worse. Too long and too many songs.
Wake Up, Sweet Gene Vincent, I’m Partial, Clevor Trever, If I Was With a Woman and Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll. Starts off well and then gets loud and annoying and then ends well. British guys should stick to this not rap.
Hells Bells, Shoot to Thrill, Givin’ the Dog a Bone, Back in Black (yeah, I’m black) and You Shook Me All Night Long. Only real complaint is most of these songs sound the same.
State of Mind, This Is a Bad (album and listening experience) Offensive length. 🗑️
All the Way, Love Less, Guilty Partner (best song), Mr. Disco, Vanishing Point and Dream Attack. I disavow the other electronic albums on this list. This is better. Non offensive length.
When I was younger I had this guy I knew that loved Radiohead. He was a trash person and had bad music taste. I want the instrumental version without the whiny vocalist.
Top 5: Blister in the Sun, Kiss Off, Promise, Gone Daddy Gone and Good Feeling. Alpha.
Big Iron, A Hundred Sixty Acres, The Master’s Call, Running Gun, El Paso. Call ME Big Country. I enjoyed this. 7/10
Top 5: Imagine, Jealous Guy, Gimme Some Truth, How Do You Sleep (best song) and How. His first album is better but this is a close 2nd.
The Kid from Red Bank, Flight of the Foo Birds, Double-O, Fantail. Great bass, drums and sax.
Eh. Kind of boring but not the worse thing I’ve heard. I like the jazz aspect. Room 109 was an offensive length of a song.
Concrete Jungle. Instrumentals are the best part and the voice is hairable. It would be a 3 if the singer jumped off a cliff.
This guy was murdered. Boom roasted.
Gimme All Your Lovin, Got Me Under Pressure, TV Dinners, Flag Her Down. Guitar is Alfa. Legs is the only non Alfa song.
Good but too long. Alfa backstory to this story.
Bring da Ruckus, Wu-Tang Clan Ain’t Nuthin ya F Wit, C.R.E.A.M. and Protect Ya Neck. One of the best 90’s rap albums. Method Man and Inspector Deck are my favorites. A few dumb random skits in the earlier songs. 9/10
Intervention, The Well and the Lighthouse, Antichrist Television Blues, Windowsill and No Cars Go. Alfa organ playing and good voice. A few boring parts. 2nd half is better.
Let’s Stay Together is a disgrace to the Alfa Al Green original. Thanks O’Byron. I have a headache now hearing this.
One guy on Rate Your Music said this is his favorite album ever. I disavow that.
A little better the 2nd time. Ave Gengis Khan is the best song.
Crosstown Traffic and All Along the Watchtower are Alfa. 2 dumb ambient type songs, two 13+ minute songs that should be 4 minutes long. Ez 4 if it was 40 minutes long. Size matters.
The Rover, Trampled Under Foot, Kashmir, and The Wanton Song. Some great songs and some okay songs. Alfa drumming by the Alfa John Bonham.
The length is acceptable. Dunkin’ on last 2 long albums. Might be a 4 without Timewatching. 7/10
Ez 5 Once through Jeremy. Goes downhill starting with oceans. TLDR: First half is amazing and 2nd is okay.
Better than the other noise shit albums. Better than expected. Too long. Make it 38 minutes and ez 4. Every album like this wants to be 60-70 minutes long and I disavow that.
A couple great and memorable songs and then mostly okay songs. Catchy but again too long.
The best parts were the instruments. Singers voice was bleh but I’ve heard worse. Poledo is 🗑️ Sludgefest is the best song.
Bad Habit, Come Out and Play and Self Esteem are the best songs. Average other songs.
Hell yeah brothers. Iron Maiden, am I right men?
Didn’t like it as much as I remember. Definitely too random noisy and experimental for me but I enjoyed parts of this.
The most average album I’ve heard here. The only song I actually disliked was Bad Liquor. The first and last song I’d say are the best. Xtra half star for not being terrible.
Alfa voice. Pretty catchy at point. A few slower songs. Does what it’s supposed to do. Lovesong is a good cover from the Alfa Cure.
A couple catchy songs but overall it’s a no from me. I wouldn’t dance to this. But I wouldn’t dance to anything. Beta length.
More like Mike Badd. First two verses of Bladerunner sound like El-P. Idc about this.
More like 1969. 1984 and Jump are dumb. Next 4 tracks are alfa. Next are average 80’s songs.
Gv and gl.
Very ez 3.5 Good length
Scarborough Fair/Canticle is Alfa. Homeward Bound is Alfa. Love the harmonies.
Amazing drummer in a shit band. The Police suck and idc. Mother is one of the worst things I’ve ever heard. Every Breath You Take is shit and idc or k why it’s popular.
I vow.
Really ez 3. Nothing too great but nothing bad either.
Shoutout to Mental and Your Lucky Day in Hell for mentioning MAMA. Mental is the best song. Sounds like Nirvana.
The Robot and The Model are Alfa. Others are okay. Repetitive and too long. Enjoyed it more than I hated it.
Men of Good Fortune and How Do You Think It Feels. Depressing. Just like me.
Ez dunk on bad albums. I love all of these songs. Alfa length. One of the best albums of the 60’s.
Two ez 5’s in a row. Nirvana is Alfa. I connect with Kurt with his sad lyrics.
Alfa piano, sax, drums and guitar. Not much to say but this is Alfa music and if you don’t like it idc.
Really Alfa length. A few really great songs and some other eh songs. Better than the joke Elvis is.
Hit and miss songs. Too much filler. Gv. Good voice. 7/10
Alfa glam and guitar. Metal Guru, The Slider, Telegram Sam.
Alfa Slash guitar. My Michelle is the best song. “Take me down to the Paradise City Where the girl are fat and they got big titties”
I wouldn’t listen to it again but it’s interesting. Good album for the list. Different than anything I’ve heard of. 5/10
Ez 5. One of my favorite jazz albums.
Omaha is the best song. Johnny cash dumps on bad Gaylon Jennings.
Okay, catchy at parts. I’d rather Sit!
Boring other than a few songs. Alfa length of the last song.
Better than his ambient shit. Very artsy and glamy. Ez 3.5
You can tell they’re influenced by a lot of 80’s bands. His voice is interesting in the first few songs. Good instruments. Ex 3.5
Alfa
Alfa harmonies. The Boxer and Baby Driver are great. Ezzzzz 5.
First 3 songs are good. Middle songs are bleh. Last 2 songs are good. I disavow Get Carter. Ez 3.
I want some hot pretzels.
Alfa band name. Big Money and Stinking Drunk are the two okay songs that I’d listen to again.
Boring as fuck. I don’t care about this. All Of Me is the best and only kind of good song.
Alfa blues/roots rock. I saw them play a few of these songs live. Stray Cat Girl couldn’t get made today. Sympathy for The Devil is probably top 5 songs for me. 9/10
BL. Bad length. Soft 2.
I like this. A lot of different musical influences. Indie, jazz, progressive rock and psychedelic.
RIPCB. Rest in Peace Chester Bennington. Cure for the Itch is the worst song.
Good folk and good lyrics. Real classy.
This is what needs to be on the list despite it not being for me. (M)iri(A)(M) M(A)keba
I kind of like this but it’s too long. Not terrible but not good.
Every song is great besides Elgin which should have been the opening song or just removed. It’s a weird flow being in the middle of the album.
The chorus in Where Dreams Go To Die gave me goosebumps. Ez 5 star song. First half is better but I’ll check this out again soon. Ez 4.5.
Probably my favorite album by one of my favorite bands. Alfa guitar and drums.
Too long. All the songs sounded the same. Didn’t hate it though. Instrumentals were better than the vocals.
First half is good. The 2nd half gets more boring and less good. Great voice but there needs to be more than just that.
FO. Fuck Orbital.
I hate flies but this one is pretty super. Freddie’s Dead and Pusherman.
Great voice and great songs. One of my favorite singers and solo artists. Ez 4.5.
Bad cover and bad music.
Good samples and influential to a lot of rappers which I can hear. They’re a little too loud which is my only real complaint. I’d rather order a 5 piece chicken dinner than hear that 23 second song.
Average. Sex on Fire is good.
Catchy and classy.
Great Latin jazz. First song is kind of nothing and boring but the rest is good. Ez 4.
Bfp. Bad finished process. Some alright songs but all this experimental shit is bad and annoying and idc about it.
Pretty much all their main hits. A few songs show the way live albums are inferior but a well made and good length live album.
This gave me a headache. Bl. Bm. Bs. Bad length. Bad music. Bad sound.
Hidden Place, Pagan Poetry, Heirloom, and Unison.
Looks like he’s sweating and taking a Yuge dump.
Alfa guest musicians. Hendrix, Clapton, Ringo, Cass Elliot. The guests are the best part. Kind of boring and bland without them.
Bad and annoying rap voices and too loud.
His best album. All great songs.
Very ez 3. Generic 70’s rock. Nothing too special. Tryin’ is the best song.
Ez 2 besides Message in a Bottle. They insist upon themselves.
Bad vocals. Bad distorted guitar sounds besides the solos. Sounds like they’re all playing something different.
One More Hour and Heart Factory are the only good songs. A few other okay songs. Alfa drums.
Yeah, me. I’m from the suburbs. Good indie.
First 10 songs are great. Next 5 are okay. Would be even better if they stopped at track 10.
More like poo.
Great lyrics. Super relatable to me.
Don’t normally like punk but Ramones are good. First two songs are an ez 10. Alfa length.
Bored Teenager. I’m a bored MAN listening to this. Nothing stands out. Very average. 2.5
Erica Bad.
Gayero
Not a fan of the loud distorted guitar at random times. Sounds like good moody atmosphere music. Lyrics are good. Don, Aman is relatable but the music is bleh.
The story behind this album is better than the album itself. Boring and truly sounds like a guy on drugs making this.
First 3 songs are great and Express Yourself is good too. The rest is eh to okay.
Bad length. Bad features. Bad beats.
Bad.
Fine music. Very average. Don’t like the whiny voice. Sounds like he needs to take a yuge dump.
Good voice. A couple boring songs but mostly enjoyable. Ez 3.5
The first song and the last 4 songs are great. The rest is too punky and loud for me. The guitar on the last song reminds me of White Stripes.
ME wanta 10 dolla fa haven ta heer dis.
I’d rather just listen to the good songs not live. Not terrible. Not amazing though. Too long.
Great guitar and bass. Morrissey’s voice is great too. Catchy songs. The Queen is Dead is their best album and should be on here.
Motherless Children is great. Great guitar and drums all around. A few eh songs but overall really good. Ez 3.5
Great cover. Catchy songs. Band on the Run is an amazing song. Paul is daddy. Ez 4.5
Catchy. Puts you in a good mood. High 3.5 and low 4
Alfa.
I don’t know why I had to hear this. Boring and not much going on. A couple songs that are alright.
Lou Reed’s best work. Iconic voice and sound.
Pretty catchy compared to these other kind of albums on the list. Probably the best of this genre on the list. We don’t need anymore.
Radiohead is overrated as fuck.
Every song sounds the same but it’s pretty catchy and enjoyable. This is worthy of being on this list. Last few songs are the best. Ez 3.5
Too many skits. Bad length because of it. It Was A Good Day is one of the best rap songs ever. Ez 3.5
Great psychedelic rock. Came out right before Sgt. Peppers. 60’s is still the best decade for music.
Low 3. First half is better. Last half is pretty annoying.
Ez 4.5. Only negative is too many skits and a couple songs on Big Boi’s side. Andre’s side is an ez 5
Some good. Some bad. Some boring songs for how Prince is.
Boooo. I didn’t have to hear this.
Okay.
Too long. Some great moments but also some boring moments. Last song is 10 minutes and it’s like 2 minutes of actual song.
Some parts were boring but some were cool. This is fine to be on the list. Ez 3
Kind of bad voice. Enjoyed it mostly. 2nd and 3rd song were my least favorite. 3.5.
Wasn’t a big fan but this is a great addition to this list. Low 3.
A couple bleh songs. Mostly good. Johnny Cash Everybody Hurts is better.
This is hairable. Elmo instruments.
Reminds me of The Smiths and The Cure without an iconic voice. I enjoyed this. Ez 3.5
One of my favorite bands but this is probably the most inconsistent one they did. Amazing guitar and bass. Great atmospheric music. In Your House and A Forest are some of their best songs.
My favorite female singer. In My Bed and Fuck Me Pumps. Ez 4.5
The Individual is terrible. The last song goes on for too long but this sounds like Dark Side of the Moon part 2. Ez 3.5
Amazing. Listened to it twice. This is the shit I like. Gives an Abbey Road vibe with the Medley. I disavow Dogfight Giggle. Ez 5
Bat Out of Hell and Paradise by the Dashboard Light are great. Low 4. Mr. Loaf should have gotten the jab.
As We Go Up, Motor Away and Blimps Go 80 are the only not horrendous songs.
Some great songs but insanely too long of length. Some filler. Would have been an ez 4 if they picked the best songs and made it not a double album. Ez 3.5
Me likie da afrikan muzic 4.5
Bad length. Bad music. Idc about this.
Paper planes is good. That’s all.
Let’s Get It On and Distant Lovers are great. Last song is the worst one. Ez 4.5
First and second song are great. Last 2 songs are good too. Middle is eh. Great guitar and drums. Ez 3.5
Ah. Nice depressing music which I enjoy. Lyrics are great. Music is a little eh to me. Working Class Hero is a great cover of the ALFA John Lennon. Ez 3.5
Great and real lyrics. I love the jazz. Venom and Flowers are the two best songs.
There She Goes and I.O.U.
Pretty boring. Really chill and good for a rainy day. Low 3
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Mr. Biggie in the house with tha best 90’s rap music.
Hairable. 2 stars for Foolin’. Foolin’ me into listening to this.
Music is better if it was instrumental but still really enjoyable.
Middle songs are the best. All pretty much sound the same but I don’t hate or love it.
Alfa. Better than I was expecting. Drums are great. First half is better. A couple eh poppy songs that kind of don’t fit it in here but all was enjoyable.
Ez dump on bad albums.
Great jazz beats. A few too many skits. Bootie Brown sounds like Danny Brown. Officer, Ya MAMA, and Passin’ Me By are the 3 best tracks.
Enjoyable because it’s all songs I know. The Ronettes are great.
Okay. Better than I thought. Preachin’ the Blues and She’s Like Heroin to Me are great. Ez 3.5
High 7. Low 8. The actual music is great. Too much narration idc about in the second half. Great psychedelic rock.
Enjoyed it more now than I used to. Has their best songs on here.
Alfa blues. Tiger in your Tank is the best song. Blues clues was named after this blues.
I didn’t have to hear this. Bad length. Bad songs.
Nice smooth Alfa jazz. Good for reading.
I Believe and Listen are bleh but the rest is good. Good vocals good harmonies when used. Ez 3.5
The Assenger
Crazy catchy. Sinister voice and synth. This is what deserves to be on this list. Not other dumb non catchy shit. Frustration, Tainted Love, Sex Dwarf and Chips On My Shoulder are the best songs. Ez 4.5
The 3 main hits are fine but I’d rather just listen to the main songs if I cared. Idc.
Good vocals and good jazz.
Alfa metal. Great riffs, great vocals, great everything. Ez 4.5
“We’re not worthy! We’re not worthy” 🙇 🙌🏼
Almost a ez 5. Chain of Fools is amazing. Great vocals and great groove. Ez 4.5
Yeah! They took their pants off!
Thanks British guy. Pulp is Alfa.
One of my favorite rap albums. Alfa lyrics and beats.
Good. Her best album. Extra half star for good length.
Too much ambient idc about. The actual songs are okay.
Great voice and alfa songs. Ez 4.5
First and last songs are the best. Enjoyable but A Venture could have been taken off and it would have been even better.
Bad. Only first two songs are kind of worthy of my time wasted. Mylo? More like Gaylo.
Trying’ to Get to Heaven is the best song. Enjoyable for the most part but BL. Bad length.
Too many skits and features. Could definitely have skim 20 minutes off but still great. 1st half is some of the best rap songs of the 90’s.
All of Queen is gay because the singer is Bi. - My father
Great harmonies. Alfa Beatles cover. California Dreamin’ is amazing.
Bad voice and flow. Eh beats. Only a couple songs that I might consider listening to again. Too long. Too many skits.
Alfa! Great guitar and drumming. 2nd half is better. Too long but still enjoyable.
A few amazing songs and a couple eh songs. Drums and guitar were amazing and catchy. Love the instrumental. Not all music needs lyrics.
Great beats and great lyrics. I love a Tribe Called Quest. Bonita Applebaum is a great fucking song.
Rip This Joint and Casino Boogie are the best two songs. Not as famous as other Rolling Stones music but it’s still enjoyable. Too long though. Ez 4.
The Bones of You and An Audience with the Pope are the two best songs. Too long. It’s okay. Boring for the most part. Ez 3
Eh. First half is okay. 2nd half I disavow.
Say It Ain’t So and Santa Cruz.
Great psychedelic pop rock. Yoshimi Part 1 is one of the best songs in this century. Do You Realize is also a classic.
Oh my god idc about these features. An ungodly amount.
More albums I don’t have to listen to. 2 stars for Human and Utopia.
I don’t get it. Whiny voice. Boring music. Bullet the Blue Sky is the only good song.
Inaccurate name. This isn’t bad.
Ez 3.
Only trolls give this a 4 or higher.
Nice jugs. Ez 3.5
Human Cannonball and 22 Going on 23 are the only good songs. Cute dog. FUCK clowns. 2.5
Reminds of a lighter Nirvana. High 7
Dirge, Soul Auctioneer, Aisha, and Aladdin’s Story are great. The rest is eh.
Ah. How I’ve missed those little bongos. I’m glad we listened to every album Bob made.
Idc
Every song is amazing except for You Gotta Move. Ez 4.5
Alfa. Ez dump on disco/pop. Every song is a classic.
Enjoyable early pop.
Nice haircut, nerd.
I know a guy who said The Doors are the greatest band of all time. He hinted at hating on The Beatles which is the only correct answer for the greatest band of all time. He told me “you can’t really think the Beatles are the greatest band of all time?” And I replied “no, I really think the Beatles are the greatest band of all time.” So yeah. Now that my intro that literally no one cares about is over time to review The Doors’ Morrison Hotel. The first half is the best, middle is eh. Indian Summer is bad. Ends with Maggie M’Gill which is a great song. Good instruments. Jim Morrison’s voice is my least favorite part of the band. The length of the album is Alfa. In my last paragraph to make myself seem important on a website I’ll end with a question for the readers “Do you really think The Doors are the great band of all time?”
Best Bowie album. All classic songs.
Not terrible. Not great. Kind of boring.
My favorite part was when there was no singing.
Great bongos on Space Truckin’. Ez 4.5
This one guy in the reviews wrote literally 9 paragraphs about this album. I’m not going to do that.
Would be an ez 10 without the two out of place songs Today and Comin’ Back to Me. Great psychedelic rock. Ez 4.5
Liked this a lot better than I thought. Every song pretty much sounds the same but it’s good. Great bass and guitar. Last song is bleh.
My 4th least favorite Beatles album is still an EZ 10/10.
Big Boi, part of the greatest rap duo of all time, Outkast, named this his favorite album ever. Not terrible but her next album is better.
I thought I’d want to cover my ears like this kid on the cover but it turned out not too bad. 2 middle songs and last song are dumb.
Probably overall one of my least favorites by the Beatles but still an ez 10.
One of my all time favorite metal albums. Song 3-8 is probably some of the best metal ever. Great vocals and great cover.
Took exactly a year for Chadbutt’s album to make it. Ez 5
Good for his first one. Blowin’ in the Wind is great. A couple lesser songs. Good length for a Dylan album.
Too long. Boring. Idk or c why I had to listen to this. Here It Comes is good though.
MAMA The worse of his more famous albums. His first two are the best. They need to be on here.
Awesome beats. We need more ez jazz rap on here. High Fidelity and Sum of Us are the best songs. Last couple songs don’t hit as great as the first half. But ez 4.5
Furry Sings the Blues
Better than expected. Most punk just sounds the same but the songs here actually sounds a little different than the others. Good length.
The beginning stages of shoegaze. One of the most annoying genres. Only about half of the songs actually have that vibe luckily. Darklands, Happy When it Rains and Cherry Came Too are my favorites. Low 3
Blind guy getting wanked off for the 1st time is a crazy cover picture.
Boring as fuck and too long. 2 stars for Run and the the 2nd half of 200 Bars.
First 3 songs are good. The rest is trash.
Catchy. Ez fun album.
The alfa chad bassist Flea from RHCP told me personally on Twitter that this and Mr. Gone were his favorite Weather Report albums. Has some really good and some okay stuff here. Some of the synths are eh. My least favorite part of jazz fusion. The bass by the Alfa Jaco is great.
Some good and some bad. Blue Tuck and Luney Tune are top 2 songs.
Frustrations and Plenty Nonsense are amazing. Too long. Cut like 20-30 minutes and this would be really great overall. 🪘 Low 4
One of the best rap albums of the 2010’s. I think good kid maad city is the best of his and one of the best of all time. Ez one of the goats.
Better than the previous Pavement. First half is the best and pretty good overall. Cut Your Hair and Unfair are my favorites.
Awesome. Thanks.
Yeah, free speech.
4.5
FUCK Free Form Guitar. Everything else is amazing. Ez dump on bad music. Great drums, bass and guitar. Ez 4.5
Ez classic. Every song is amazing. Even the Chad skits. Normally skits make me so PISSED.
Awesome! Live AND double. Keep up the great work!
Break in Through and Light My Fire are Alfa.
Oh my god I don’t care about packets.
Has a few good moments. The first song is good. Ez 2.5.
Idc.
Awesome thanks.
Debaser, waves of mutilation, here comes your man.
Super repetitive. Not really annoying so it’s okay. Could have been like 6 minutes long instead of 42. I’d never listen to this again though.
Probably top 3 jazz albums for me. Ez dump.
Okay. The Robin Hood songs are the best.
Really straight cover. April fools.
Good length
Morrisgay. Boom roasted.
That is a wooden face.
Survivor music.
Probably a 2.5 but a 3 because it’s actually a good addition to this list. 1 half is superior.
Ez influenced by Beatles
Dump.
Better than a 3 stars but slightly lower than a 4. The Soft Season and Reunion are not that good. Every thing is catchy and enjoyable. 3.5
The jams are good. Probably would be 4 stars without Feedback.
Fine for what it is. Not as catchy as the best synthpop should.
Awesome. Thanks. Last two songs are 🍑
Eh. Idc. 3 stars for Ez Birds.
Good. The Chain is a great song.
Ez
Idc about this. Gun is the only song I kind of liked.
Keep up the great work!
Some great songs but a couple eh songs. Ez 3.5
Idc
Give me something good.
This did not make me wet.
Ez dump on metal. 4.5
Terrible voice. Idc about Alabama.
You have something on your eye, nerd.
A couple lesser songs. Behind Blue Eyes is probably The Who’s best song.
Sounds like a band idc about. 2.5
Alfa Chad music
3 stars for Title Music. The rest is okay. Better than expected. Still better than any Bollywood movie I’ve ever seen. And I’ve seen tens.
Idc about this kind of rock music.
Enjoyable. Keep up the great work!
Awesome thanks. Keep up the great work!
FUCK tales.
Cock Lobster is the best song.
First half is good. 2nd half is eh. Ez 3.5
Good lyrics but bad music. Pretentious shit that RYM loves to suck off.
Nirvana
Kurt’s covers were better.
Not terrible but oh my god idc.
Great but the dumb rap shit makes it less great.
Starts off okay but gets worse as it goes. The last song is shit.
Great first half. Fuck the 2nd half tribal shit.
Fast Cars and Fiction Romance are good. The rest are okay. Chad Alfa name. Cocks
A couple songs I enjoyed but overall bad. Idc about this shit.
Snooze fest 😴
kd. Krap dump. One of the most boring things I’ve ever heard.
Better than most things RYM sucks off. Ez 4
3 stars for The Architect. Great song.
Idk. Kind of annoying. Wasn’t on Spotify so negative 1 star.
Makes me want to do drugs again. Snooze fest 2024
Good. Songs go on too long though.
Weird but fairly enjoyable. Would.
Uncontrollable Urge is a great song. Next song sucks. Rest is good too. Slap Your MAMMY is great too.
Great first 3 songs.
Ez 5 without We Will Fall. I Wanna Be Your Dog is top 5 songs ever. Ez 4.5.
Anyway U Want It is the only song I liked.
Beta
-1 star
A lot of great stuff but too long and multiple dumb filler songs.
Classy Alfa Chad jazz.
Beta
Ooga booga
Fine. Too long. Gets old halfway through.
Only thing on Spotify was the demos. Idc or k if that’s what the real album sounds like. Boring.
Good ol cuntry
Good lyrics. Some songs I don’t really care for the music though.
Enjoyed a lot more than expected. Cover looks like a 1 or 2 stars.
Idc how it’s pronounced.
Rick Rubin.
Solid.
Nice
Ez dump on badz
Interesting. 2.5 Where is the line? Idk Bjork. You’re the one talking about it.
Trash
Alright I guess. Kind of boring.
Idc
Stillness Is the Move is the only song I kind of liked.
Finally. Gave me something good.
Too long but okay. Whatever. Idc
Alright
I don’t care about a normal length album of this. Especially not a double album. The Teenuh song is the only good song.
Awesome. I’ve heard this a lot. The singer sounds like he’s slobbin’ on a knob. 4.5
Alright
Bad
Finally. Something good on the Bri’ish list I’ve never heard before.
It’s alright I guess. Idc.
One of my favorites from the 60’s.
Planet Caravan is eh but the rest is great.
Today I will be naming the members of the band. Chad Zappa. Chad Carl Black Chad Collins Chad Estrada Chad Ingbar
Fine. Pretty enjoyable. 3.5
Weird but alright. Too long though.
Idc
Fine. A bit overrated. 3.5
Good. Catchy and eerie
Sunday Shining is really good. The rest is cheeks.
Awesome 4.5
Eh. Soft 3.
Weird. Not like what they normally do. Alright though.
Chad and Alfa
Fine.
Idc
Not really what I was expecting. Pretty boring.
Chad rap
Interesting. Some good stuff here. Reminds me of Velvet Underground. 7.5
I disavow my previous rating. Most of this is boring as hell. Bonus tracks are better than the album.
Some good but also some bad. Ez 3
Nice
Chad. 8.5
Fine. A few really good songs.
Good
A couple boring songs but good overall.
Chad jazz
First half is eh. 2nd half is great. Ez 3.5
Fine. Too long. A lot sounds the same.
Interesting. Good addition to this bri’ish list.
Fine. Pretty good. A couple bleh songs. Too long. Ez 3.5
Ez
Okay. Half of these songs are fine. Some are boring.
Awesome Ez 4.5
Another one of my favorites
Great first half
It’s fine. Whatever.
Great for its time. Weird disco song in the middle messes with the flow of this.
First half is eh. 2nd half starting with Freedom Rock is great. Too long though. Cut out the first 6-8 songs and it’d be great.
This is music that would be played on a movie when a character is using heroin.
Weird as fuck. Half of this is cheeks but some is good. Ez 3 for being different.
Good addition to the list.
Great first half. Gets too long at the end.
Their best album. A couple songs are still kind of cheeks. Like the last song. 🍑
Interesting. Enjoyed it more than expected. 3.5
Idc. Boring and bad
Don’t really care for this kind of punk. Middle songs were the best.
Really good. They have better albums though.
First song is good. The rest is 🍑
Better than expected.
Really good. Like a punk version of Led Zeppelin.
Some good head banger beats. Too long. Most sound the same. 3.5
Super Chad. 4.5
Good. They made a lot better music later on though.
A lot of this cheeks. Dance Little Sister is great.
Chad album
Chad Brit pop. The Pulp are the best to do it.
Chad.
The first couple songs were good/fine. Got slowly worse as it went. Low 6.
Fine. Sounds the same.
Chad. The most famous song is probably my least favorite.
Theme, Annalisa (my favorite) Public Image and Low Life are the only worth while songs. The rest are 🍑🍑
Fine. Last few songs are eh.
I like the harps and her voice. Sounds like fairy land music.
A classic that is riddled with fucking skits that ruin the flow. Awesome cover.
Eh. Soft 3
First half is awesome. Gets less great as it goes on. Too long but really enjoyable.
Start literally sounds like The Beatles. Love the guitar and bass. Chad.
Kind of too long but pretty enjoyable for what it is.
First two songs are really good. Some boring songs in here but overall not too bad.
Alex Turner is a god. Ez 4.5
Credence tapes
No, please stop.
Low 8 but Chad drums and this kind of music makes me want to punch a baby in the face.
Mostly boring but a couple good songs.
I Built This Garden For Us is amazing. Didn’t like the 3rd or 4th song but the rest were really good. Enjoyed it better than I expected to.
Fine. Last song was the best. 3.5
Shit music. If you will.
Pretty good. Low 8
Way too long. The best are the beginning and end songs. The middle are cheeks and just filler. 3.5
Whatever. A few entertaining songs.
Chad. 4.5
Nice. Pretty enjoyable. Not a fan of the voice that sounds really quiet and grawling.
A couple really good songs with some other boring ones. The last song is cheeks.
Chad
Interesting. 2nd half is better. 7.5
Chad. A couple boring songs at the end but pretty great overall. Awesome voice.
Not their best music but good regardless
Idc
Chad
One of the worst things I’ve heard in my life.
First 2 sides are Chad. Not listening to 3+ hours of this.
Giga Chad jazz ez dump on bads. 4.5
69
Awesome thanks
2nd half is the best. Beautiful Love of The American Lite is the best song. Still too long overall but low 4.
“DiD yOu KnOw AmNeSiAc WaS mAdE aT tHe SaMe TiMe As KiD a?” Yeah and idc.
💩
Chad
The 3 Promenade songs I didn’t care about but the rest is good. This live is tolerable because it’s only 38 minutes long.
2 whatever songs and the rest is enjoyable.
Movies of Myself and 14th Street are super chad. Chamber and Baroque Pop are Alfa. 4.5
Ez
Elmo Jazz
Minus the last song everything was enjoyable enough. An inferior version of Oasis.
Too long but some good songs.
A lot of good songs but way too long for enjoyment. A few cheek sound songs.
Fine. Not my favorite genre at all but great song writing.
🤡🗑️🍑🚽🚮
Good and enjoyable.
Too long but whatever. Fine.
Chad. Probably the best live album we’ve had here and probably the best there is.
Chad
Pretty enjoyable. Low 8.
Fine. A lot of random parts thrown in here. The 2nd half is really good. Rhymes and Ammo is the best song. Ez 3.5
Nice. Weird but great at the same time.
Fine
One In A Hundred and 1975 are giga Chad.
Catchy and fun.
Didn’t listen to all of it since not on Spotify but I enjoyed what I heard.