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97
5-Star Albums
38
1-Star Albums

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You Love More Than Most

AlbumYouGlobalDiff
Arise
Sepultura
5 2.73 +2.27
Yeezus
Kanye West
5 2.74 +2.26
Freak Out!
The Mothers Of Invention
5 2.81 +2.19
A Wizard, A True Star
Todd Rundgren
5 2.85 +2.15
Eli And The Thirteenth Confession
Laura Nyro
5 2.95 +2.05
Reign In Blood
Slayer
5 2.97 +2.03
Something/Anything?
Todd Rundgren
5 3.03 +1.97
The Piper At The Gates Of Dawn
Pink Floyd
5 3.1 +1.9
Here Are the Sonics
The Sonics
5 3.16 +1.84
Forever Changes
Love
5 3.22 +1.78

You Love Less Than Most

AlbumYouGlobalDiff
Lost In The Dream
The War On Drugs
1 3.38 -2.38
Hysteria
Def Leppard
1 3.2 -2.2
Loveless
My Bloody Valentine
1 3.19 -2.19
Heartattack And Vine
Tom Waits
1 3.07 -2.07
Sister
Sonic Youth
1 3.01 -2.01
Psychocandy
The Jesus And Mary Chain
1 2.96 -1.96
Ingenue
k.d. lang
1 2.95 -1.95
Ghosteen
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
1 2.95 -1.95
Swordfishtrombones
Tom Waits
1 2.94 -1.94
Supa Dupa Fly
Missy Elliott
1 2.92 -1.92

Artists

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ArtistAlbumsAverage
Beatles 7 5
Pink Floyd 4 5
Led Zeppelin 5 4.8
David Bowie 9 4.33
Steely Dan 4 4.75
Miles Davis 4 4.75
Creedence Clearwater Revival 3 5
Kanye West 3 5
Neil Young 4 4.5
Stevie Wonder 4 4.5
The White Stripes 3 4.67
The Beach Boys 3 4.67
Nirvana 3 4.67
Michael Jackson 3 4.67
Red Hot Chili Peppers 2 5
Kendrick Lamar 2 5
John Lennon 2 5
Todd Rundgren 2 5
A Tribe Called Quest 2 5
The Kinks 4 4.25
Bob Dylan 7 4
The Rolling Stones 6 4
Yes 3 4.33
The Cure 3 4.33
Marvin Gaye 3 4.33
Black Sabbath 3 4.33
Queen 3 4.33
The Stooges 3 4.33
The Who 5 4

Least Favorites

ArtistAlbumsAverage
Tom Waits 5 1.4
My Bloody Valentine 3 1
Sonic Youth 5 2
Orbital 2 1.5
Baaba Maal 2 1.5
Def Leppard 2 1.5
k.d. lang 2 1.5

5-Star Albums (97)

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The Modern Dance by Pere Ubu

One guy on Rate Your Music said this is his favorite album ever. I disavow that.

Next by The Sensational Alex Harvey Band

Swampsnake, Gang Bang, GiddyUp Ding Dong, Vambo Marble Eye. This album could not be made today. Great music. Better than I was expecting.

Slipknot by Slipknot

Low 8 but Chad drums and this kind of music makes me want to punch a baby in the face.

The College Dropout by Kanye West

Ez classic. Every song is amazing. Even the Chad skits. Normally skits make me so PISSED.

Marcus Garvey by Burning Spear

Every song sounds exactly the same. This sounds like every raygay album song I’ve ever heard. Boring and too long. The bass sounds good I guess?

4-Star Albums (426)

1-Star Albums (38)

All Ratings (1089)

Too Rye Ay by Dexys Midnight Runners
Mar 05 2023
Born In The U.S.A. by Bruce Springsteen
Mar 06 2023

Born in the U.S.A., Cover Me, Darlington County, No Surrender, Glory Days and Dancing in the Dark. Liked it more than I thought. Not his best and not his worst. This is his least boring album so far. I’m on Fire is a dog shit song.

Hot Fuss by The Killers
Mar 09 2023

Mr. Brightside, Smile Like You Mean It, Somebody Told Me, On Top and Believe Me, Natalie. I’ve heard some of these before and some are good and a lot of them are bleh. Generic pop rock from the early 2000’s which technically isn’t a bad thing because it’s mostly catchy.

Mar 12 2023

The Man Comes Around, Hurt, Personal Jesus, In My Life, Danny Boy, I’m So Lonesome I Could Cry (same), Tear Stained Letter and We’ll Meet Again. Classic voice. A couple eh songs. Some great covers.

Closer by Joy Division
Mar 13 2023
Bert Jansch by Bert Jansch
Mar 15 2023

Smokey River, I Have No Time, Needle of Death, Do You Hear Me Now, Running from Home, Courting Blues, Dreams of Love and Angie. Great guitar solos and beautiful voice. Nice and simple.

The Rising by Bruce Springsteen
Mar 16 2023

Okay, actually better than a lot of his stuff. I’d never pick him to listen to but I like his lyrics on this album the best. Not too boring like his other albums. Lonesome Day, Waitin’ on a Sunny Day, Empty Sky, Further Up on the Road, Mary’s Place (probably my favorite song I’ve heard by Bruce) and You’re Missing. The Rising and Paradise are shit. 7/10

Heroes by David Bowie
Mar 17 2023
Astral Weeks by Van Morrison
Mar 18 2023

Astral Weeks, Sweet Thing, Cyprus Avenue, The Way Young Lovers Do (best song), Ballerina and Slim Slow Slider. Good but boring as fuck in some places. The lyrics and vocals are good and I love the jazzy parts of the songs. Especially The Way Lovers Do.

Oxygène by Jean-Michel Jarre
Mar 19 2023

I don’t know. Nothing was that special except for Part 4 and 5. Was ahead of its time for ambient and electronic music but nothing amazing. 5/10

Blur by Blur
Mar 21 2023

Song 2, Death of a Party, Look Inside America and Strange News. I kind of hate this. It sounds like shit sound wise.

Survivor by Destiny's Child
Mar 24 2023

This was rough to get through. Worst than expected.

Murder Ballads by Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
Mar 26 2023

Song of Joy, Stagger Lee, Henry Lee, Lovely Creature, The Curse of Millhaven(best song), O’Malley’s Bar and Death is Not the End. Amazing lyrics. The music is creepy and chilling. 9/10

Arrival by ABBA
Mar 27 2023

Dancing Queen, Dum Dum Diddle, Knowing Me, Knowing You, That’s Me, Tiger, Fernando and Happy Hawaii. Catchy and great vocals. Never listened to anything by ABBA but will now. 9/10

Brothers by The Black Keys
Mar 28 2023

Next Girl, Tighten Up, Howlin’ For You, Black Mud, Too Afraid to Love You and I’m Not the One. Not bad. Sounds like a band trying to be The White Stripes. Last couple songs are eh. 7/10

Bad Company by Bad Company
Mar 30 2023

Can’t Get Enough, Ready for Love (best song), The Way I Choose and Movin’ On. The title song sucks ass and is the worse song. The guitar and drums were the best part.

3 + 3 by The Isley Brothers
Apr 02 2023

All the songs fuck. Summer Breeze is amazing. I’ve heard a lot of these songs but never knew they were by the Isley Brothers. 9/10

Moondance by Van Morrison
Apr 04 2023

And It Stoned Me, Moondance (best song), Crazy Love, Caravan, Into the Mystic, Come Running, These Dreams of You, Brand New Day, Everyone and Glad Tidings. Amazing jazz throughout the songs. Great bass and flute. Love the combo of folk with jazz. A lot less boring than Astral Weeks. Shorter songs and better flow. Love it.

Blue Lines by Massive Attack
Apr 05 2023

Safe From Harm, One Love, Be Thankful for What You’ve Got, Unfinished Sympathy and Hymn of the Big Wheel. I love the trip-hop genre. Love the British rap voices and the beats are cool as shit.

Catch A Fire by Bob Marley & The Wailers
Apr 06 2023

Concrete Jungle, Stir It Up, Kinky Reggae and Midnight Ravers. I think they just added different vocals to the same music. Besides the chorus of the songs I couldn’t tell you which song is which. 5/10

Dookie by Green Day
Apr 08 2023

Having a Blast (just like me), Longview, Welcome to Paradise, Basket Case, She , Sassafras Roots and When I Come Around. This is all about wasting time and being bored. Like me listening to this album.

Life Thru A Lens by Robbie Williams
Apr 09 2023

Life Thru A Lens, Angels, Old Before I Die, Let Me Entertain You and Clean. I didn’t have to listen to this. 5/10

Arise by Sepultura
Apr 10 2023

Amazing. Desperate Cry is insanely good. Probably one of my favorite metal songs now. The drums and guitar fucks. I’m definitely going to check the rest of their albums out.

1989 by Taylor Swift
Apr 12 2023
Viva Hate by Morrissey
Apr 13 2023

Alsatian Cousin, Everyday is Like Sunday, Bengali in Platforms, Angel Angel Down We Go Together, Suedehead, I Don’t Mind If You Forget Me and Dial-a-Cliche. I love Morrissey’s voice and I also love The Smiths but never heard his dolor stuff. Guitar player is great. I really enjoyed this. 9/10

Elastica by Elastica
Apr 15 2023

Line Up, Connection, Car Song, S.O.F.T., Waking Up, Never Here. A few eh songs but otherwise I enjoyed it. 7/10

Apr 16 2023

The Girl from Ipanema, If You Never Come To Me, I Concentrate On You and Baubles, Bangles and Beads. Boring but had some good songs and Sinatra’s voice is great. One of the all time greats. 5/1

Parallel Lines by Blondie
Apr 22 2023

Hanging on the Telephone, One Way or Another, Picture This, Pretty Baby, I Know But I Don’t Know, 11:59, Sunday Girl, Heart of Glass and I’m Going to Love You Too. I love Debbie Harry’s voice. Catchy as fuck and energetic. Every song is a banger. Love it.

Moby Grape by Moby Grape
Apr 23 2023

Hey, Grandma, Mr. Blues, Fall on You, 8:05, Come in the Morning (best song), Omaha, Someday, Ain’t No Use, Sitting By the Window, Changes (also the best song), Lazy Me and Indifference. Amazing instruments and vocals. This is the god-tier decade of music. This needs to be known more and I did need to hear this. 9/10

Safe As Milk by Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band
Apr 24 2023

Electricity was a stinky full diaper but I liked every thing else. Where There’s Woman is my favorite.

Clandestino by Manu Chao
Apr 28 2023

Interesting. Didn’t know what to expect but it’s catchy and I enjoyed it mostly. Wouldn’t go out of my way to listen to it again though.

Green by R.E.M.
Apr 29 2023
Slanted And Enchanted by Pavement
May 01 2023

Zurich is Stained is the best song. What diaper music. A 8 year old could make better sounds.

May 07 2023

Usually love this era of music but pretty boring. Get to You and Old John Robertson are my favorites.

Surf's Up by The Beach Boys
May 08 2023

Great lyrics and vocals. Student Demonstrations Time, A Day in the Life of a Tree, Til I Die were amazing. Love this kind of music. Reminds me of the Beatles in some songs.

Parklife by Blur
May 09 2023

Starts off with 4 great songs then some filler in the middle. Longer than it should be. Songs 1-4, London Loves, Clover Over Dover and Jubilee.

May 10 2023

I like a lot of this but a few songs aren’t for me. 40 minutes in I thought it should be almost over but had another 30 minutes left. Too many songs went on for too long. Best songs are: Heat, Dooinit, The Light, Payback is a Grandmother, Geto Heaven Part Two and A Song for Assata.

Jazz Samba by Stan Getz
May 11 2023

Really well made. I love jazz and never have heard about Samba-Jazz so that’s going to be something I dwell into now. 4.5/5

KIWANUKA by Michael Kiwanuka
May 13 2023

Great vocals. The instrumentals and a few songs are a little boring. You Ain’t the Problem, Rolling, Piano Joint, Hero, and Final Days. 7/10

Dear Science by TV On The Radio
May 14 2023

I enjoyed it more than I didn’t. Some songs went on for too long and sounded the same. Stork & Owl was buttass. Crying, Red Dress and DLZ were the standout tracks for me.

Pink Flag by Wire
May 15 2023

The guitar sound quality on some songs sound like dookie. Quite catchy for a punk rock band. Some songs suck but some are good. Better than I was expecting. Three Girl Rhumba, Ex-Lion Tamer, The Commercial, Strange, Fragile, Mannequin and 12 X U.

Surfer Rosa by Pixies
May 16 2023

Iconic cover and catchy songs. Bone Machine, Gigantic, Where is My Mind, Vamos, and I’m Amazed. I love their next album more. 9/10 If there were no Pixies, there would have been no Nirvana. Thank you for your service. 🫡

May 17 2023

Amazing lyrics and good ass beats. There’s still too many random before and after talking or skits that I hate. One of the best 90’s rap albums. The Nigga You Love To Hate, AmeriKKKa’s Most Wanted, You Can’t Fade Me, Endangered Species and The Bomb. 9/10

Autobahn by Kraftwerk
May 18 2023

Wir fahr'n, fahr'n, fahr'n, auf der Autobahn Autobahn and Kometenmelodie 2 are the only real songs. The other two are mainly just random noises. 7/10

Led Zeppelin IV by Led Zeppelin
May 19 2023

One of my favorite albums of all time. I love all of it.

Fear Of Music by Talking Heads
May 20 2023

I was writing songs I liked and I ended up writing all of them. Super catchy and Byrne’s voice is great.

Everything Must Go by Manic Street Preachers
May 21 2023

Some songs sounds just like generic alt-rocks songs that I’ve heard before. Also in half the songs it sounds like the guitar sound is up too high. Maybe just me. Design for Life, Kevin Carter (great trumpet solo), Enola/Alone, The Girl Who Wanted to be God, Australia and No Surface All Feeling. 7/10

Homework by Daft Punk
May 22 2023

Da Funk, Fresh, Around the World No reason for this shit to be 74 minutes. I did not have to listen to this headache inducing nonsense. Almost a 1 star but better than Limp Shitkit and worse than Pavement. Random Access Memories should have been on this list. Not this dog shit.

Van Halen by Van Halen
May 23 2023

One of the actual hard rock albums from the 70’s I like everything from. Great instruments from everybody. A lot of naughty lyrics. 😉 Running With the Devil, You Really Got Me, I’m the One, Jamie’s Cryin’ and Ice Cream Man are top 5.

The Idiot by Iggy Pop
May 24 2023

Without knowing Iggy’s sound, one would most likely find this bad, but I know the Stooges and love the sound. Sister Midnight, Funtime, China Girl, Dum Dum Boys, Tiny Girls and Mass Production. Great Saxophone by Bowie in Tiny Girls. I don’t like the synths in Baby and the only song I didn’t really like.

Mott by Mott The Hoople
May 25 2023

All the Way from Memphis is amazing. Honaloochie Boogie, Violence, I’m a Cadillac and I Wish I was Your Mother. Good pianist and bassist. A few slow places in a couple songs but very enjoyable.

Rapture by Anita Baker
May 26 2023

Sweet Love, You Bring Me Joy (great sax solo), Caught Up in the Rapture, Been So Long, Mystery. Every song was enjoyable and really enjoyed her voice. Catchy and I could definitely listen to it again.

British Steel by Judas Priest
May 27 2023

Rapid Fire, Metal Gods, Breaking the Law, Grinder, You Don’t Have to Be Old to be Wise, Living After Midnight and Steeler. Amazing riffs, great drumming and iconic singing by Sir Rob Halford. Amazing and Painkiller should be on this list as well. 9/10 but giving 5 stars because it’s better than other 9’s.

Next by The Sensational Alex Harvey Band
May 28 2023

Swampsnake, Gang Bang, GiddyUp Ding Dong, Vambo Marble Eye. This album could not be made today. Great music. Better than I was expecting.

Tonight's The Night by Neil Young
May 29 2023

I love every song. This is the greatest country/folk rock album of all time. This album shouldn’t be liked by me but idc.

Green River by Creedence Clearwater Revival
May 30 2023

Every song is great. CCR is one of my favorite bands and I’ve heard this album a lot. Fogerty’s voice is iconic.

May 31 2023

Tantos Desejos, Antropofagos, Felicidada, Um Dia Comum, Abraco, and Pecados de Madrugada. Love the Samba parts and the bongos. Feel like it went on forever and could have been a decent amount shorter. 7/10

Jun 01 2023

Break & Enter, Voodoo People, Speedway, Poison, No Good. Cool flute in 3 Kilos. I liked it and some songs were awesome. Some were repetitive and this could have been 30-40 instead of 78. 7/10

Caetano Veloso by Caetano Veloso
Jun 02 2023

Tropicalia, Alegria, Alegria, Onde Andaras, Superbacana, Paisagem Util. No idea what he’s saying but I know I like it. So peaceful in certain places and then epic at others. I liked all of this.

Fragile by Yes
Jun 03 2023

Roundabout, Cans and Brahms, South Side of the Sky, Long Distance Runaround, Mood for a Day and Heart of the Sunrise (best song). Amazing bass and vocals. This album would be even more perfect without Five Cents for Nothing.

Jun 04 2023

I Am Trying to Break Your Heart, War on War, Jesus, Etc, Heavy Metal Drummer (best song), and I’m the Man Who Loves You. This wasn’t Trentcentric. Boring as fuck besides these songs. ^ I don’t care about this. 5/10

The Stone Roses by The Stone Roses
Jun 05 2023

I Wanna Be Adored, She Bangs the Drums, Elizabeth My Dear, (Song for My) Sugar Spun Sister, Made of Stone and I Am the Resurrection (best song). It feels like the vocals are being sung from 10 feet away and I can’t understand what is being said.

My Generation by The Who
Jun 06 2023

Every song is great. Top songs are: Out in the Streets, I Don’t Mind, The Good’s Gone, My Generation, The Kids Are Alright (best song), It’s Not True, A Legal Matter, and The Ox. Everyone is amazing here. Alfa drums. Keith Moon is still top 3 drummers ever. The Who are amazing. Idc.

...And Justice For All by Metallica
Jun 07 2023

Blackened, Eye of the Beholder, One, Harvester of Sorrows, The Frayed Ends of Sanity and Dyers Eve. Amazing guitars and drums. Main complaint is the guitar riffs just all sound the same. Master of Puppets is better.

Chelsea Girl by Nico
Jun 08 2023

Fairest of the Seasons, These Days, Chelsea Girls, I’ll Keep it With Mine (best song) and Eulogy to Lenny Bruce (other best song). I liked it overall. Her bad voice kind of threw me off in a few songs. Great lyrics. 7/10

Ecars, Feet Music, Broadway Blues, Zig Zag and Mob Job. The last 5 songs are great but the first 10 is a cluttered piece of a trump diaper. Two sax and two drums do not sound good.

Nilsson Schmilsson by Harry Nilsson
Jun 10 2023

Gotta Get Up, Driving Along, Down, Without You (best song), Let The Good Times Roll, Jump Into The Fire (other best song) and I’ll Never Leave You. Alfa. Will definitely come back to it. Drums in Jump Into The Fire we’re amazing.

Strange Cargo III by William Orbit
Jun 11 2023

Water From A Vine Leaf, Into the Paradise, A Touch of the Night. First half is better. I don’t have anything to say.

Tanto Tempo by Bebel Gilberto
Jun 12 2023

I didn’t have to hear this. Good falling asleep music.

Blood On The Tracks by Bob Dylan
Jun 13 2023

Tangled Up in Blue (probably the best song he ever made), Idiot Wind, You’re Gonna Make Me Lonesome When You Go, Lily, Rosemary and the Jack of Hearts and Shelter from the Storm. Obviously great lyrics and story telling. A little slow in places. Dylan is almost too advanced for me.

Hunky Dory by David Bowie
Jun 15 2023

Changes, Oh, You Pretty Things, Life on Mars (best song), Kooks, Fill Your Heart, Song for Bob Dylan, Queen Bitch and The Bewlay Brothers. His first real glam rock album and it fucks. Only a couple part that make me not give it 5 stars.

Californication by Red Hot Chili Peppers
Jun 16 2023

I’m going to marry the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

Jun 17 2023

The Cisco Kid, Where Was You At, The World is A Ghetto (best song), Beetles In The Bog. The jazz section of the title song is amazing. 13 minute song is too long. 7/10

Melodrama by Lorde
Jun 18 2023

Green Light, Liability, Perfect Places. Best lyric “but all that stranger would see, is one girl swaying alone, stroking a cheek.” Boring as fuck. Idc. I didn’t have to hear this.

The Wildest! by Louis Prima
Jun 19 2023

I’m a Gigolo/I Ain’t Got Nobody, Body and Soul, Oh, Marie, Jump Jive an’ Wail, Night Train, I’ll Be Glad When You’re Dead, Whistle Stop and Be Mine. Alfa jazz. Saxophone and drums kill it.

2112 by Rush
Jun 20 2023

The Temples of Syrinx, Presentation, Oracle: The Dream, A Passage to Bangkok (other best) Twilight Zone and Something for Nothing (best song) Bass and drums are amazing. Both are top of all time in their categories. Tears is out of place here.

I Should Coco by Supergrass
Jun 21 2023

I’d Like to Know, Alright, Lenny, Strange Ones, Time, Sofa of my Lethargy and Time To Go. Instrumentals are better than the singing. I hate We’re Not Supposed To. I don’t like the cover. No don’t show me that.

Signing Off by UB40
Jun 22 2023

12 Bar has a good sax. Little By Little has a good sax. Madam Medusa has good drums.

Haunted Dancehall by The Sabres Of Paradise
Jun 23 2023

The instruments of Wilmot, Tow Truck, Ballad of Nicky McGuire (idc about Nicky) I was sorry to hear this.

So by Peter Gabriel
Jun 24 2023

Sledgehammer, Big Time Mercy Street is a candidate for the most boring song ever. Big Time and Sledgehammer are 4’s and the others are 1’s and 2’s.

That's The Way Of The World by Earth, Wind & Fire
Jun 25 2023

Shining Star (best song) That’s the Way of the World, Happy Feelin’ Reasons, Africano (sax master) and See The Light. Alfa voices and flute and saxs.

Jun 26 2023

37 minutes too long. I don’t know what this cover is supposed to be. Whatever it is I hate it. Too classy for me.

Aja by Steely Dan
Jun 27 2023

Best “dad rock” out there. Love jazz rock.

1977 by Ash
Jun 28 2023

Lose Control, Goldfinger, Angel Interceptor and Lost in You. Generic British indie pop rock. Guitar is good in parts. Kind of annoying and didn’t like most of this but it does what it’s supposed to and is catchy.

Jun 29 2023

Patiently Waiting, Many Men, In da Club, If I Can’t, Back Down, P.I.M.P. (Best song) and 21 Questions. Eminem has the best two versus. Half the songs are eh but some great ones. 50’s voice is not that great to me. The beginning of mumble rap. 🤡

LP1 by FKA twigs
Jun 30 2023

Best and still bad song: Give Up (I will now after hearing this) Bad songs and bad pop. I didn’t have to hear this. I hate the music more than the cover.

Blackstar by David Bowie
Jul 01 2023

Blackstar (I’m black too), Tis a Pity She Was a Whore, Lazarus (best song), Sue, Girl Loves Me, Dollar Days and I Can’t Give Everything Away. Love the jazz sounding instruments. Saved his best album for his last. He knew he was dying and it’s a great farewell. 69 years young.

Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers by Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
Jul 02 2023

Rockin’ Around, Hometown Blues, Strangered in the Night, Fooled Again (me too) and American Girl. Kind of boring and only a few songs stand out but I don’t hate it. Good length as Chadbutt would say.

Fear and Whiskey by Mekons
Jul 03 2023

Chivalry, Flitcraft, Last Dance. Better than expected. I don’t like country really at all and I dislike most punk but having both combined wasn’t the worst thing ever. Not for me.

Jul 04 2023

Bring The Noise, Don’t Believe the Hype, Louder Than A Bomb, Show Em Whatcha Got, She Watch Channel Zero, Night of The Living Baseheads, Black Steel, Rebel Without A Pause (best song) and Prophets of Rage. Too many samples and Flavor Flav talks too much. Needs more of just rapping. 9/10

Kimono My House by Sparks
Jul 05 2023

Top songs: Amateur Hour, Thank God It’s Not Christmas (same, Hasta Manana, Monsieur, Talent Is An Asset, Equator and Lost and Found. I enjoyed all of this. Will definitely come back to it.

Jul 06 2023

I don’t care about this dude’s grand. Where’s my grand and maybe I’ll care. The beats and flow are hairable. Get Out of My House is one of the worst songs ever. 🗑️

Marcus Garvey by Burning Spear
Jul 07 2023

Every song sounds exactly the same. This sounds like every raygay album song I’ve ever heard. Boring and too long. The bass sounds good I guess?

The Rolling Stones by The Rolling Stones
Jul 08 2023

Route 66, I Just Want To Make Love To You, Mona, King Bee, Carol (best song), Can I Get A Witness (Hell yeah brother) and Walking the Dog. Like the early Beatles, just covers but great. A couple aren’t as in par with others but very enjoyable to me. 9/10

Jul 09 2023

Hard Life, Wildfires, and Black (yeah, I’m black). Beginning was the best and it slowly got worse. Too long and too many songs.

New Boots And Panties by Ian Dury
Jul 10 2023

Wake Up, Sweet Gene Vincent, I’m Partial, Clevor Trever, If I Was With a Woman and Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll. Starts off well and then gets loud and annoying and then ends well. British guys should stick to this not rap.

Back In Black by AC/DC
Jul 11 2023

Hells Bells, Shoot to Thrill, Givin’ the Dog a Bone, Back in Black (yeah, I’m black) and You Shook Me All Night Long. Only real complaint is most of these songs sound the same.

Timeless by Goldie
Jul 12 2023

State of Mind, This Is a Bad (album and listening experience) Offensive length. 🗑️

Technique by New Order
Jul 13 2023

All the Way, Love Less, Guilty Partner (best song), Mr. Disco, Vanishing Point and Dream Attack. I disavow the other electronic albums on this list. This is better. Non offensive length.

The Bends by Radiohead
Jul 14 2023

When I was younger I had this guy I knew that loved Radiohead. He was a trash person and had bad music taste. I want the instrumental version without the whiny vocalist.

Violent Femmes by Violent Femmes
Jul 15 2023

Top 5: Blister in the Sun, Kiss Off, Promise, Gone Daddy Gone and Good Feeling. Alpha.

Jul 16 2023

Big Iron, A Hundred Sixty Acres, The Master’s Call, Running Gun, El Paso. Call ME Big Country. I enjoyed this. 7/10

Imagine by John Lennon
Jul 17 2023

Top 5: Imagine, Jealous Guy, Gimme Some Truth, How Do You Sleep (best song) and How. His first album is better but this is a close 2nd.

The Atomic Mr Basie by Count Basie & His Orchestra
Jul 18 2023

The Kid from Red Bank, Flight of the Foo Birds, Double-O, Fantail. Great bass, drums and sax.

Happy Sad by Tim Buckley
Jul 19 2023

Eh. Kind of boring but not the worse thing I’ve heard. I like the jazz aspect. Room 109 was an offensive length of a song.

The Specials by The Specials
Jul 20 2023

Concrete Jungle. Instrumentals are the best part and the voice is hairable. It would be a 3 if the singer jumped off a cliff.

Legalize It by Peter Tosh
Jul 21 2023

This guy was murdered. Boom roasted.

Eliminator by ZZ Top
Jul 22 2023

Gimme All Your Lovin, Got Me Under Pressure, TV Dinners, Flag Her Down. Guitar is Alfa. Legs is the only non Alfa song.

The Köln Concert by Keith Jarrett
Jul 23 2023

Good but too long. Alfa backstory to this story.

Jul 24 2023

Bring da Ruckus, Wu-Tang Clan Ain’t Nuthin ya F Wit, C.R.E.A.M. and Protect Ya Neck. One of the best 90’s rap albums. Method Man and Inspector Deck are my favorites. A few dumb random skits in the earlier songs. 9/10

Neon Bible by Arcade Fire
Jul 25 2023

Intervention, The Well and the Lighthouse, Antichrist Television Blues, Windowsill and No Cars Go. Alfa organ playing and good voice. A few boring parts. 2nd half is better.

Private Dancer by Tina Turner
Jul 26 2023

Let’s Stay Together is a disgrace to the Alfa Al Green original. Thanks O’Byron. I have a headache now hearing this.

The Modern Dance by Pere Ubu
Jul 27 2023

One guy on Rate Your Music said this is his favorite album ever. I disavow that.

Os Mutantes by Os Mutantes
Jul 28 2023

A little better the 2nd time. Ave Gengis Khan is the best song.

Electric Ladyland by Jimi Hendrix
Jul 29 2023

Crosstown Traffic and All Along the Watchtower are Alfa. 2 dumb ambient type songs, two 13+ minute songs that should be 4 minutes long. Ez 4 if it was 40 minutes long. Size matters.

Physical Graffiti by Led Zeppelin
Jul 30 2023

The Rover, Trampled Under Foot, Kashmir, and The Wanton Song. Some great songs and some okay songs. Alfa drumming by the Alfa John Bonham.

A Short Album About Love by The Divine Comedy
Jul 31 2023

The length is acceptable. Dunkin’ on last 2 long albums. Might be a 4 without Timewatching. 7/10

Ten by Pearl Jam
Aug 01 2023

Ez 5 Once through Jeremy. Goes downhill starting with oceans. TLDR: First half is amazing and 2nd is okay.

Sound of Silver by LCD Soundsystem
Aug 02 2023

Better than the other noise shit albums. Better than expected. Too long. Make it 38 minutes and ez 4. Every album like this wants to be 60-70 minutes long and I disavow that.

Ray Of Light by Madonna
Aug 03 2023

A couple great and memorable songs and then mostly okay songs. Catchy but again too long.

You're Living All Over Me by Dinosaur Jr.
Aug 04 2023

The best parts were the instruments. Singers voice was bleh but I’ve heard worse. Poledo is 🗑️ Sludgefest is the best song.

Smash by The Offspring
Aug 05 2023

Bad Habit, Come Out and Play and Self Esteem are the best songs. Average other songs.

Iron Maiden by Iron Maiden
Aug 06 2023

Hell yeah brothers. Iron Maiden, am I right men?

White Light / White Heat by The Velvet Underground
Aug 07 2023

Didn’t like it as much as I remember. Definitely too random noisy and experimental for me but I enjoyed parts of this.

California by American Music Club
Aug 08 2023

The most average album I’ve heard here. The only song I actually disliked was Bad Liquor. The first and last song I’d say are the best. Xtra half star for not being terrible.

21 by Adele
Aug 09 2023

Alfa voice. Pretty catchy at point. A few slower songs. Does what it’s supposed to do. Lovesong is a good cover from the Alfa Cure.

World Clique by Deee-Lite
Aug 10 2023

A couple catchy songs but overall it’s a no from me. I wouldn’t dance to this. But I wouldn’t dance to anything. Beta length.

Aug 11 2023

More like Mike Badd. First two verses of Bladerunner sound like El-P. Idc about this.

1984 by Van Halen
Aug 12 2023

More like 1969. 1984 and Jump are dumb. Next 4 tracks are alfa. Next are average 80’s songs.

Sheet Music by 10cc
Aug 14 2023

Very ez 3.5 Good length

Synchronicity by The Police
Aug 16 2023

Amazing drummer in a shit band. The Police suck and idc. Mother is one of the worst things I’ve ever heard. Every Breath You Take is shit and idc or k why it’s popular.

Beautiful Freak by Eels
Aug 19 2023

Shoutout to Mental and Your Lucky Day in Hell for mentioning MAMA. Mental is the best song. Sounds like Nirvana.

The Man Machine by Kraftwerk
Aug 20 2023

The Robot and The Model are Alfa. Others are okay. Repetitive and too long. Enjoyed it more than I hated it.

Berlin by Lou Reed
Aug 21 2023

Men of Good Fortune and How Do You Think It Feels. Depressing. Just like me.

Odessey And Oracle by The Zombies
Aug 22 2023

Ez dunk on bad albums. I love all of these songs. Alfa length. One of the best albums of the 60’s.

In Utero by Nirvana
Aug 23 2023

Two ez 5’s in a row. Nirvana is Alfa. I connect with Kurt with his sad lyrics.

Getz/Gilberto by Stan Getz
Aug 24 2023

Alfa piano, sax, drums and guitar. Not much to say but this is Alfa music and if you don’t like it idc.

Here's Little Richard by Little Richard
Aug 25 2023

Really Alfa length. A few really great songs and some other eh songs. Better than the joke Elvis is.

The ArchAndroid by Janelle Monáe
Aug 26 2023

Hit and miss songs. Too much filler. Gv. Good voice. 7/10

The Slider by T. Rex
Aug 28 2023

Alfa glam and guitar. Metal Guru, The Slider, Telegram Sam.

Appetite For Destruction by Guns N' Roses
Aug 29 2023

Alfa Slash guitar. My Michelle is the best song. “Take me down to the Paradise City Where the girl are fat and they got big titties”

Wonderful Rainbow by Lightning Bolt
Aug 30 2023

I wouldn’t listen to it again but it’s interesting. Good album for the list. Different than anything I’ve heard of. 5/10

Honky Tonk Heroes by Waylon Jennings
Sep 01 2023

Omaha is the best song. Johnny cash dumps on bad Gaylon Jennings.

Stand! by Sly & The Family Stone
Sep 02 2023

Okay, catchy at parts. I’d rather Sit!

American Pie by Don McLean
Sep 03 2023

Boring other than a few songs. Alfa length of the last song.

Permission to Land by The Darkness
Sep 05 2023

You can tell they’re influenced by a lot of 80’s bands. His voice is interesting in the first few songs. Good instruments. Ex 3.5

Dare! by The Human League
Sep 08 2023

First 3 songs are good. Middle songs are bleh. Last 2 songs are good. I disavow Get Carter. Ez 3.

Pretzel Logic by Steely Dan
Sep 09 2023

I want some hot pretzels.

Atomizer by Big Black
Sep 10 2023

Alfa band name. Big Money and Stinking Drunk are the two okay songs that I’d listen to again.

Stardust by Willie Nelson
Sep 11 2023

Boring as fuck. I don’t care about this. All Of Me is the best and only kind of good song.

Beggars Banquet by The Rolling Stones
Sep 12 2023

Alfa blues/roots rock. I saw them play a few of these songs live. Stray Cat Girl couldn’t get made today. Sympathy for The Devil is probably top 5 songs for me. 9/10

Stripped by Christina Aguilera
Sep 13 2023

BL. Bad length. Soft 2.

D by White Denim
Sep 14 2023

I like this. A lot of different musical influences. Indie, jazz, progressive rock and psychedelic.

Hybrid Theory by Linkin Park
Sep 15 2023

RIPCB. Rest in Peace Chester Bennington. Cure for the Itch is the worst song.

Miriam Makeba by Miriam Makeba
Sep 17 2023

This is what needs to be on the list despite it not being for me. (M)iri(A)(M) M(A)keba

Tubular Bells by Mike Oldfield
Sep 18 2023

I kind of like this but it’s too long. Not terrible but not good.

Low-Life by New Order
Sep 19 2023

Every song is great besides Elgin which should have been the opening song or just removed. It’s a weird flow being in the middle of the album.

Queen Of Denmark by John Grant
Sep 20 2023

The chorus in Where Dreams Go To Die gave me goosebumps. Ez 5 star song. First half is better but I’ll check this out again soon. Ez 4.5.

Elephant by The White Stripes
Sep 21 2023

Probably my favorite album by one of my favorite bands. Alfa guitar and drums.

Ragged Glory by Neil Young & Crazy Horse
Sep 22 2023

Too long. All the songs sounded the same. Didn’t hate it though. Instrumentals were better than the vocals.

The Hissing Of Summer Lawns by Joni Mitchell
Sep 24 2023

First half is good. The 2nd half gets more boring and less good. Great voice but there needs to be more than just that.

Superfly by Curtis Mayfield
Sep 26 2023

I hate flies but this one is pretty super. Freddie’s Dead and Pusherman.

Talking Book by Stevie Wonder
Sep 27 2023

Great voice and great songs. One of my favorite singers and solo artists. Ez 4.5.

Infected by The The
Sep 28 2023

Bad cover and bad music.

Paul's Boutique by Beastie Boys
Sep 29 2023

Good samples and influential to a lot of rappers which I can hear. They’re a little too loud which is my only real complaint. I’d rather order a 5 piece chicken dinner than hear that 23 second song.

Street Life by The Crusaders
Oct 01 2023

Catchy and classy.

Abraxas by Santana
Oct 02 2023

Great Latin jazz. First song is kind of nothing and boring but the rest is good. Ez 4.

Odelay by Beck
Oct 03 2023

Bfp. Bad finished process. Some alright songs but all this experimental shit is bad and annoying and idc about it.

Oct 04 2023

Pretty much all their main hits. A few songs show the way live albums are inferior but a well made and good length live album.

Lam Toro by Baaba Maal
Oct 05 2023

This gave me a headache. Bl. Bm. Bs. Bad length. Bad music. Bad sound.

Vespertine by Björk
Oct 06 2023

Hidden Place, Pagan Poetry, Heirloom, and Unison.

Rock 'N Soul by Solomon Burke
Oct 07 2023

Looks like he’s sweating and taking a Yuge dump.

Stephen Stills by Stephen Stills
Oct 08 2023

Alfa guest musicians. Hendrix, Clapton, Ringo, Cass Elliot. The guests are the best part. Kind of boring and bland without them.

Cypress Hill by Cypress Hill
Oct 09 2023

Bad and annoying rap voices and too loud.

Eagles by Eagles
Oct 11 2023

Very ez 3. Generic 70’s rock. Nothing too special. Tryin’ is the best song.

Reggatta De Blanc by The Police
Oct 12 2023

Ez 2 besides Message in a Bottle. They insist upon themselves.

Ritual De Lo Habitual by Jane's Addiction
Oct 13 2023

Bad vocals. Bad distorted guitar sounds besides the solos. Sounds like they’re all playing something different.

Dig Me Out by Sleater-Kinney
Oct 15 2023

One More Hour and Heart Factory are the only good songs. A few other okay songs. Alfa drums.

The Suburbs by Arcade Fire
Oct 16 2023

Yeah, me. I’m from the suburbs. Good indie.

Superunknown by Soundgarden
Oct 17 2023

First 10 songs are great. Next 5 are okay. Would be even better if they stopped at track 10.

Goo by Sonic Youth
Oct 18 2023

More like poo.

Either Or by Elliott Smith
Oct 19 2023

Great lyrics. Super relatable to me.

Ramones by Ramones
Oct 21 2023

Don’t normally like punk but Ramones are good. First two songs are an ez 10. Alfa length.

Mama's Gun by Erykah Badu
Oct 23 2023

Erica Bad.

Guero by Beck
Oct 24 2023

Gayero

Spiderland by Slint
Oct 25 2023

Not a fan of the loud distorted guitar at random times. Sounds like good moody atmosphere music. Lyrics are good. Don, Aman is relatable but the music is bleh.

Oar by Alexander 'Skip' Spence
Oct 27 2023

The story behind this album is better than the album itself. Boring and truly sounds like a guy on drugs making this.

Oct 28 2023

First 3 songs are great and Express Yourself is good too. The rest is eh to okay.

Supa Dupa Fly by Missy Elliott
Oct 29 2023

Bad length. Bad features. Bad beats.

Scum by Napalm Death
Oct 30 2023

Bad.

Murmur by R.E.M.
Oct 31 2023

Fine music. Very average. Don’t like the whiny voice. Sounds like he needs to take a yuge dump.

Nov 02 2023

The first song and the last 4 songs are great. The rest is too punky and loud for me. The guitar on the last song reminds me of White Stripes.

Arular by M.I.A.
Nov 03 2023

ME wanta 10 dolla fa haven ta heer dis.

S&M by Metallica
Nov 04 2023

I’d rather just listen to the good songs not live. Not terrible. Not amazing though. Too long.

Meat Is Murder by The Smiths
Nov 05 2023

Great guitar and bass. Morrissey’s voice is great too. Catchy songs. The Queen is Dead is their best album and should be on here.

461 Ocean Boulevard by Eric Clapton
Nov 06 2023

Motherless Children is great. Great guitar and drums all around. A few eh songs but overall really good. Ez 3.5

Band On The Run by Paul McCartney and Wings
Nov 07 2023

Great cover. Catchy songs. Band on the Run is an amazing song. Paul is daddy. Ez 4.5

Talking Heads 77 by Talking Heads
Nov 08 2023

Catchy. Puts you in a good mood. High 3.5 and low 4

Nov 10 2023

I don’t know why I had to hear this. Boring and not much going on. A couple songs that are alright.

Transformer by Lou Reed
Nov 11 2023

Lou Reed’s best work. Iconic voice and sound.

In Our Heads by Hot Chip
Nov 12 2023

Pretty catchy compared to these other kind of albums on the list. Probably the best of this genre on the list. We don’t need anymore.

Kid A by Radiohead
Nov 13 2023

Radiohead is overrated as fuck.

Dance Mania by Tito Puente
Nov 15 2023

Every song sounds the same but it’s pretty catchy and enjoyable. This is worthy of being on this list. Last few songs are the best. Ez 3.5

The Predator by Ice Cube
Nov 16 2023

Too many skits. Bad length because of it. It Was A Good Day is one of the best rap songs ever. Ez 3.5

Younger Than Yesterday by The Byrds
Nov 17 2023

Great psychedelic rock. Came out right before Sgt. Peppers. 60’s is still the best decade for music.

Damaged by Black Flag
Nov 19 2023

Low 3. First half is better. Last half is pretty annoying.

Nov 20 2023

Ez 4.5. Only negative is too many skits and a couple songs on Big Boi’s side. Andre’s side is an ez 5

1999 by Prince
Nov 21 2023

Some good. Some bad. Some boring songs for how Prince is.

The White Room by The KLF
Nov 22 2023

Boooo. I didn’t have to hear this.

It's Too Late to Stop Now by Van Morrison
Nov 24 2023

Too long. Some great moments but also some boring moments. Last song is 10 minutes and it’s like 2 minutes of actual song.

Graceland by Paul Simon
Nov 25 2023

Some parts were boring but some were cool. This is fine to be on the list. Ez 3

Horses by Patti Smith
Nov 26 2023

Kind of bad voice. Enjoyed it mostly. 2nd and 3rd song were my least favorite. 3.5.

Gris Gris by Dr. John
Nov 27 2023

Wasn’t a big fan but this is a great addition to this list. Low 3.

Nov 28 2023

A couple bleh songs. Mostly good. Johnny Cash Everybody Hurts is better.

Duck Rock by Malcolm McLaren
Nov 29 2023

This is hairable. Elmo instruments.

16 Lovers Lane by The Go-Betweens
Nov 30 2023

Reminds me of The Smiths and The Cure without an iconic voice. I enjoyed this. Ez 3.5

Seventeen Seconds by The Cure
Dec 01 2023

One of my favorite bands but this is probably the most inconsistent one they did. Amazing guitar and bass. Great atmospheric music. In Your House and A Forest are some of their best songs.

Frank by Amy Winehouse
Dec 02 2023

My favorite female singer. In My Bed and Fuck Me Pumps. Ez 4.5

A Wizard, A True Star by Todd Rundgren
Dec 04 2023

Amazing. Listened to it twice. This is the shit I like. Gives an Abbey Road vibe with the Medley. I disavow Dogfight Giggle. Ez 5

Bat Out Of Hell by Meat Loaf
Dec 05 2023

Bat Out of Hell and Paradise by the Dashboard Light are great. Low 4. Mr. Loaf should have gotten the jab.

Juju by Siouxsie And The Banshees
Dec 06 2023
Alien Lanes by Guided By Voices
Dec 07 2023

As We Go Up, Motor Away and Blimps Go 80 are the only not horrendous songs.

Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness by The Smashing Pumpkins
Dec 08 2023

Some great songs but insanely too long of length. Some filler. Would have been an ez 4 if they picked the best songs and made it not a double album. Ez 3.5

Zombie by Fela Kuti
Dec 09 2023

Me likie da afrikan muzic 4.5

Kala by M.I.A.
Dec 11 2023

Paper planes is good. That’s all.

Let's Get It On by Marvin Gaye
Dec 12 2023

Let’s Get It On and Distant Lovers are great. Last song is the worst one. Ez 4.5

Truth by Jeff Beck
Dec 13 2023

First and second song are great. Last 2 songs are good too. Middle is eh. Great guitar and drums. Ez 3.5

Broken English by Marianne Faithfull
Dec 14 2023

Ah. Nice depressing music which I enjoy. Lyrics are great. Music is a little eh to me. Working Class Hero is a great cover of the ALFA John Lennon. Ez 3.5

GREY Area by Little Simz
Dec 15 2023

Great and real lyrics. I love the jazz. Venom and Flowers are the two best songs.

The La's by The La's
Dec 17 2023

There She Goes and I.O.U.

Ready To Die by The Notorious B.I.G.
Dec 19 2023

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Mr. Biggie in the house with tha best 90’s rap music.

Pyromania by Def Leppard
Dec 20 2023

Hairable. 2 stars for Foolin’. Foolin’ me into listening to this.

Pearl by Janis Joplin
Dec 21 2023

Music is better if it was instrumental but still really enjoyable.

Treasure by Cocteau Twins
Dec 22 2023

Middle songs are the best. All pretty much sound the same but I don’t hate or love it.

Pretenders by Pretenders
Dec 23 2023

Alfa. Better than I was expecting. Drums are great. First half is better. A couple eh poppy songs that kind of don’t fit it in here but all was enjoyable.

Dec 25 2023

Great jazz beats. A few too many skits. Bootie Brown sounds like Danny Brown. Officer, Ya MAMA, and Passin’ Me By are the 3 best tracks.

Fire Of Love by The Gun Club
Dec 27 2023

Okay. Better than I thought. Preachin’ the Blues and She’s Like Heroin to Me are great. Ez 3.5

Ogden's Nut Gone Flake by Small Faces
Dec 28 2023

High 7. Low 8. The actual music is great. Too much narration idc about in the second half. Great psychedelic rock.

American Idiot by Green Day
Dec 29 2023

Enjoyed it more now than I used to. Has their best songs on here.

At Newport 1960 by Muddy Waters
Dec 30 2023

Alfa blues. Tiger in your Tank is the best song. Blues clues was named after this blues.

Whatever by Aimee Mann
Dec 31 2023

I didn’t have to hear this. Bad length. Bad songs.

Songs From The Big Chair by Tears For Fears
Jan 02 2024

I Believe and Listen are bleh but the rest is good. Good vocals good harmonies when used. Ez 3.5

Jan 04 2024

Crazy catchy. Sinister voice and synth. This is what deserves to be on this list. Not other dumb non catchy shit. Frustration, Tainted Love, Sex Dwarf and Chips On My Shoulder are the best songs. Ez 4.5

At Budokan by Cheap Trick
Jan 05 2024

The 3 main hits are fine but I’d rather just listen to the main songs if I cared. Idc.

Black Sabbath by Black Sabbath
Jan 07 2024

Alfa metal. Great riffs, great vocals, great everything. Ez 4.5

Lady Soul by Aretha Franklin
Jan 09 2024

Almost a ez 5. Chain of Fools is amazing. Great vocals and great groove. Ez 4.5

Country Life by Roxy Music
Jan 10 2024

Yeah! They took their pants off!

Raising Hell by Run-D.M.C.
Jan 12 2024

One of my favorite rap albums. Alfa lyrics and beats.

Blue by Joni Mitchell
Jan 13 2024

Good. Her best album. Extra half star for good length.

Another Green World by Brian Eno
Jan 14 2024

Too much ambient idc about. The actual songs are okay.

The Yes Album by Yes
Jan 16 2024

First and last songs are the best. Enjoyable but A Venture could have been taken off and it would have been even better.

Jan 17 2024

Bad. Only first two songs are kind of worthy of my time wasted. Mylo? More like Gaylo.

Time Out Of Mind by Bob Dylan
Jan 18 2024

Trying’ to Get to Heaven is the best song. Enjoyable for the most part but BL. Bad length.

Stankonia by OutKast
Jan 19 2024

Too many skits and features. Could definitely have skim 20 minutes off but still great. 1st half is some of the best rap songs of the 90’s.

Jan 20 2024

All of Queen is gay because the singer is Bi. - My father

Jan 22 2024

Bad voice and flow. Eh beats. Only a couple songs that I might consider listening to again. Too long. Too many skits.

At Fillmore East by The Allman Brothers Band
Jan 23 2024

Alfa! Great guitar and drumming. 2nd half is better. Too long but still enjoyable.

Green Onions by Booker T. & The MG's
Jan 24 2024

A few amazing songs and a couple eh songs. Drums and guitar were amazing and catchy. Love the instrumental. Not all music needs lyrics.

Exile On Main Street by The Rolling Stones
Jan 26 2024

Rip This Joint and Casino Boogie are the best two songs. Not as famous as other Rolling Stones music but it’s still enjoyable. Too long though. Ez 4.

Jan 27 2024

The Bones of You and An Audience with the Pope are the two best songs. Too long. It’s okay. Boring for the most part. Ez 3

Yoshimi Battles The Pink Robots by The Flaming Lips
Jan 30 2024

Great psychedelic pop rock. Yoshimi Part 1 is one of the best songs in this century. Do You Realize is also a classic.

Felt Mountain by Goldfrapp
Feb 01 2024

More albums I don’t have to listen to. 2 stars for Human and Utopia.

Feb 02 2024

I don’t get it. Whiny voice. Boring music. Bullet the Blue Sky is the only good song.

Bad by Michael Jackson
Feb 03 2024

Inaccurate name. This isn’t bad.

Cross by Justice
Feb 05 2024

Only trolls give this a 4 or higher.

Locust Abortion Technician by Butthole Surfers
Feb 07 2024

Human Cannonball and 22 Going on 23 are the only good songs. Cute dog. FUCK clowns. 2.5

Bossanova by Pixies
Feb 08 2024

Reminds of a lighter Nirvana. High 7

The Contino Sessions by Death In Vegas
Feb 09 2024

Dirge, Soul Auctioneer, Aisha, and Aladdin’s Story are great. The rest is eh.

Natty Dread by Bob Marley & The Wailers
Feb 10 2024

Ah. How I’ve missed those little bongos. I’m glad we listened to every album Bob made.

Sticky Fingers by The Rolling Stones
Feb 12 2024

Every song is amazing except for You Gotta Move. Ez 4.5

Thriller by Michael Jackson
Feb 13 2024

Alfa. Ez dump on disco/pop. Every song is a classic.

Morrison Hotel by The Doors
Feb 16 2024

I know a guy who said The Doors are the greatest band of all time. He hinted at hating on The Beatles which is the only correct answer for the greatest band of all time. He told me “you can’t really think the Beatles are the greatest band of all time?” And I replied “no, I really think the Beatles are the greatest band of all time.” So yeah. Now that my intro that literally no one cares about is over time to review The Doors’ Morrison Hotel. The first half is the best, middle is eh. Indian Summer is bad. Ends with Maggie M’Gill which is a great song. Good instruments. Jim Morrison’s voice is my least favorite part of the band. The length of the album is Alfa. In my last paragraph to make myself seem important on a website I’ll end with a question for the readers “Do you really think The Doors are the great band of all time?”

I Against I by Bad Brains
Feb 18 2024

Not terrible. Not great. Kind of boring.

Djam Leelii by Baaba Maal
Feb 19 2024

My favorite part was when there was no singing.

Machine Head by Deep Purple
Feb 20 2024

Great bongos on Space Truckin’. Ez 4.5

Countdown To Ecstasy by Steely Dan
Feb 21 2024

This one guy in the reviews wrote literally 9 paragraphs about this album. I’m not going to do that.

Surrealistic Pillow by Jefferson Airplane
Feb 22 2024

Would be an ez 10 without the two out of place songs Today and Comin’ Back to Me. Great psychedelic rock. Ez 4.5

Entertainment by Gang Of Four
Feb 23 2024

Liked this a lot better than I thought. Every song pretty much sounds the same but it’s good. Great bass and guitar. Last song is bleh.

With The Beatles by Beatles
Feb 24 2024

My 4th least favorite Beatles album is still an EZ 10/10.

The Dreaming by Kate Bush
Feb 25 2024

Big Boi, part of the greatest rap duo of all time, Outkast, named this his favorite album ever. Not terrible but her next album is better.

Fred Neil by Fred Neil
Feb 26 2024

I thought I’d want to cover my ears like this kid on the cover but it turned out not too bad. 2 middle songs and last song are dumb.

A Hard Day's Night by Beatles
Feb 27 2024

Probably overall one of my least favorites by the Beatles but still an ez 10.

The Number Of The Beast by Iron Maiden
Feb 28 2024

One of my all time favorite metal albums. Song 3-8 is probably some of the best metal ever. Great vocals and great cover.

Nevermind by Nirvana
Feb 29 2024

Took exactly a year for Chadbutt’s album to make it. Ez 5

Mar 01 2024

Good for his first one. Blowin’ in the Wind is great. A couple lesser songs. Good length for a Dylan album.

Lost Souls by Doves
Mar 03 2024

Too long. Boring. Idk or c why I had to listen to this. Here It Comes is good though.

Mar 04 2024

MAMA The worse of his more famous albums. His first two are the best. They need to be on here.

Power In Numbers by Jurassic 5
Mar 05 2024

Awesome beats. We need more ez jazz rap on here. High Fidelity and Sum of Us are the best songs. Last couple songs don’t hit as great as the first half. But ez 4.5

Hejira by Joni Mitchell
Mar 06 2024

Furry Sings the Blues

Go Girl Crazy by The Dictators
Mar 07 2024

Better than expected. Most punk just sounds the same but the songs here actually sounds a little different than the others. Good length.

Darklands by The Jesus And Mary Chain
Mar 08 2024

The beginning stages of shoegaze. One of the most annoying genres. Only about half of the songs actually have that vibe luckily. Darklands, Happy When it Rains and Cherry Came Too are my favorites. Low 3

Lazer Guided Melodies by Spiritualized
Mar 10 2024

Boring as fuck and too long. 2 stars for Run and the the 2nd half of 200 Bars.

Hotel California by Eagles
Mar 11 2024

First 3 songs are good. The rest is trash.

This Year's Model by Elvis Costello & The Attractions
Mar 12 2024

Catchy. Ez fun album.

Heavy Weather by Weather Report
Mar 13 2024

The alfa chad bassist Flea from RHCP told me personally on Twitter that this and Mr. Gone were his favorite Weather Report albums. Has some really good and some okay stuff here. Some of the synths are eh. My least favorite part of jazz fusion. The bass by the Alfa Jaco is great.

School's Out by Alice Cooper
Mar 14 2024

Some good and some bad. Blue Tuck and Luney Tune are top 2 songs.

Femi Kuti by Femi Kuti
Mar 15 2024

Frustrations and Plenty Nonsense are amazing. Too long. Cut like 20-30 minutes and this would be really great overall. 🪘 Low 4

To Pimp A Butterfly by Kendrick Lamar
Mar 16 2024

One of the best rap albums of the 2010’s. I think good kid maad city is the best of his and one of the best of all time. Ez one of the goats.

Mar 17 2024

Better than the previous Pavement. First half is the best and pretty good overall. Cut Your Hair and Unfair are my favorites.

Mar 21 2024

FUCK Free Form Guitar. Everything else is amazing. Ez dump on bad music. Great drums, bass and guitar. Ez 4.5

The College Dropout by Kanye West
Mar 22 2024

Ez classic. Every song is amazing. Even the Chad skits. Normally skits make me so PISSED.

Live And Dangerous by Thin Lizzy
Mar 23 2024

Awesome! Live AND double. Keep up the great work!

The Doors by The Doors
Mar 24 2024

Break in Through and Light My Fire are Alfa.

Sex Packets by Digital Underground
Mar 25 2024

Oh my god I don’t care about packets.

Rising Above Bedlam by Jah Wobble's Invaders Of The Heart
Mar 27 2024

Has a few good moments. The first song is good. Ez 2.5.

Hysteria by Def Leppard
Mar 29 2024

Awesome thanks.

Doolittle by Pixies
Mar 30 2024

Debaser, waves of mutilation, here comes your man.

Trans Europe Express by Kraftwerk
Apr 01 2024

Super repetitive. Not really annoying so it’s okay. Could have been like 6 minutes long instead of 42. I’d never listen to this again though.

A Love Supreme by John Coltrane
Apr 02 2024

Probably top 3 jazz albums for me. Ez dump.

Rock Bottom by Robert Wyatt
Apr 03 2024

Okay. The Robin Hood songs are the best.

Your Arsenal by Morrissey
Apr 07 2024

Morrisgay. Boom roasted.

Woodface by Crowded House
Apr 08 2024

That is a wooden face.

Savane by Ali Farka Touré
Apr 09 2024

Survivor music.

Kings Of The Wild Frontier by Adam & The Ants
Apr 10 2024

Probably a 2.5 but a 3 because it’s actually a good addition to this list. 1 half is superior.

Illinois by Sufjan Stevens
Apr 12 2024
Pump by Aerosmith
Apr 13 2024

Dump.

Microshift by Hookworms
Apr 14 2024

Better than a 3 stars but slightly lower than a 4. The Soft Season and Reunion are not that good. Every thing is catchy and enjoyable. 3.5

Live / Dead by Grateful Dead
Apr 15 2024

The jams are good. Probably would be 4 stars without Feedback.

Music for the Masses by Depeche Mode
Apr 16 2024

Fine for what it is. Not as catchy as the best synthpop should.

Peter Gabriel 3 by Peter Gabriel
Apr 17 2024

Awesome. Thanks. Last two songs are 🍑

Exodus by Bob Marley & The Wailers
Apr 18 2024

Eh. Idc. 3 stars for Ez Birds.

Rumours by Fleetwood Mac
Apr 19 2024

Good. The Chain is a great song.

Peter Gabriel by Peter Gabriel
Apr 22 2024

Keep up the great work!

Destroyer by KISS
Apr 23 2024

Some great songs but a couple eh songs. Ez 3.5

Who's Next by The Who
Apr 30 2024

A couple lesser songs. Behind Blue Eyes is probably The Who’s best song.

Fromohio by fIREHOSE
May 01 2024

Sounds like a band idc about. 2.5

Yeezus by Kanye West
May 02 2024

Alfa Chad music

Shalimar by Rahul Dev Burman
May 03 2024

3 stars for Title Music. The rest is okay. Better than expected. Still better than any Bollywood movie I’ve ever seen. And I’ve seen tens.

Electric by The Cult
May 04 2024

Idc about this kind of rock music.

Sister by Sonic Youth
May 06 2024

Awesome thanks. Keep up the great work!

Heaux Tales by Jazmine Sullivan
May 07 2024

FUCK tales.

B-52's by The B-52's
May 08 2024

Cock Lobster is the best song.

Parachutes by Coldplay
May 09 2024

First half is good. 2nd half is eh. Ez 3.5

The Downward Spiral by Nine Inch Nails
May 10 2024

Good lyrics but bad music. Pretentious shit that RYM loves to suck off.

May 15 2024

Great but the dumb rap shit makes it less great.

Rocks by Aerosmith
May 16 2024

Starts off okay but gets worse as it goes. The last song is shit.

Roots by Sepultura
May 17 2024

Great first half. Fuck the 2nd half tribal shit.

Dr. Octagonecologyst by Dr. Octagon
May 19 2024

A couple songs I enjoyed but overall bad. Idc about this shit.

Behaviour by Pet Shop Boys
May 20 2024

Snooze fest 😴

Ingenue by k.d. lang
May 21 2024

kd. Krap dump. One of the most boring things I’ve ever heard.

Midnight Ride by Paul Revere & The Raiders
May 22 2024

Better than most things RYM sucks off. Ez 4

Modern Kosmology by Jane Weaver
May 23 2024

3 stars for The Architect. Great song.

Throwing Muses by Throwing Muses
May 24 2024

Idk. Kind of annoying. Wasn’t on Spotify so negative 1 star.

Lost In The Dream by The War On Drugs
May 25 2024

Makes me want to do drugs again. Snooze fest 2024

The Stooges by The Stooges
May 31 2024

Ez 5 without We Will Fall. I Wanna Be Your Dog is top 5 songs ever. Ez 4.5.

A Little Deeper by Ms. Dynamite
Jun 01 2024

Anyway U Want It is the only song I liked.

Time Out by The Dave Brubeck Quartet
Jun 05 2024

Classy Alfa Chad jazz.

Orbital 2 by Orbital
Jun 07 2024

Ooga booga

Let England Shake by PJ Harvey
Jun 09 2024

Only thing on Spotify was the demos. Idc or k if that’s what the real album sounds like. Boring.

No Other by Gene Clark
Jun 11 2024

Good ol cuntry

Blood And Chocolate by Elvis Costello & The Attractions
Jun 12 2024

Good lyrics. Some songs I don’t really care for the music though.

Fly Or Die by N.E.R.D
Jun 13 2024

Enjoyed a lot more than expected. Cover looks like a 1 or 2 stars.

The Scream by Siouxsie And The Banshees
Jun 17 2024
Medúlla by Björk
Jun 20 2024

Interesting. 2.5 Where is the line? Idk Bjork. You’re the one talking about it.

Very by Pet Shop Boys
Jun 22 2024

Alright I guess. Kind of boring.

Cut by The Slits
Jun 23 2024

Idc

Bitte Orca by Dirty Projectors
Jun 24 2024

Stillness Is the Move is the only song I kind of liked.

Gold by Ryan Adams
Jun 28 2024

I don’t care about a normal length album of this. Especially not a double album. The Teenuh song is the only good song.

New York Dolls by New York Dolls
Jun 29 2024

Awesome. I’ve heard this a lot. The singer sounds like he’s slobbin’ on a knob. 4.5

Pelican West by Haircut 100
Jul 02 2024

Finally. Something good on the Bri’ish list I’ve never heard before.

Bummed by Happy Mondays
Jul 05 2024
Disraeli Gears by Cream
Jul 06 2024

One of my favorites from the 60’s.

Paranoid by Black Sabbath
Jul 07 2024

Planet Caravan is eh but the rest is great.

Freak Out! by The Mothers Of Invention
Jul 08 2024

Today I will be naming the members of the band. Chad Zappa. Chad Carl Black Chad Collins Chad Estrada Chad Ingbar

Happy Trails by Quicksilver Messenger Service
Jul 11 2024

Weird but alright. Too long though.

Funeral by Arcade Fire
Jul 13 2024

Fine. A bit overrated. 3.5

Quiet Life by Japan
Jul 14 2024

Good. Catchy and eerie

Maverick A Strike by Finley Quaye
Jul 15 2024

Sunday Shining is really good. The rest is cheeks.

The Who Sell Out by The Who
Jul 18 2024

Weird. Not like what they normally do. Alright though.

Black Monk Time by The Monks
Jul 24 2024

Interesting. Some good stuff here. Reminds me of Velvet Underground. 7.5

BEYONCÉ by Beyoncé
Jul 25 2024

I disavow my previous rating. Most of this is boring as hell. Bonus tracks are better than the album.

Paul Simon by Paul Simon
Jul 31 2024

A couple boring songs but good overall.

She's So Unusual by Cyndi Lauper
Aug 03 2024

First half is eh. 2nd half is great. Ez 3.5

Sincere by Mj Cole
Aug 04 2024

Fine. Too long. A lot sounds the same.

Ananda Shankar by Ananda Shankar
Aug 05 2024

Interesting. Good addition to this bri’ish list.

All Hope Is Gone by Slipknot
Aug 06 2024

Fine. Pretty good. A couple bleh songs. Too long. Ez 3.5

Siembra by Willie Colón & Rubén Blades
Aug 07 2024

Ez

The Coral by The Coral
Aug 09 2024

Awesome Ez 4.5

Fun House by The Stooges
Aug 10 2024

Another one of my favorites

The Message by Grandmaster Flash & The Furious Five
Aug 13 2024

Great for its time. Weird disco song in the middle messes with the flow of this.

Teenager Of The Year by Frank Black
Aug 14 2024

First half is eh. 2nd half starting with Freedom Rock is great. Too long though. Cut out the first 6-8 songs and it’d be great.

Heaven Or Las Vegas by Cocteau Twins
Aug 15 2024

This is music that would be played on a movie when a character is using heroin.

Beyond Skin by Nitin Sawhney
Aug 16 2024

Weird as fuck. Half of this is cheeks but some is good. Ez 3 for being different.

Olympia 64 by Jacques Brel
Aug 17 2024

Good addition to the list.

Drunk by Thundercat
Aug 18 2024

Great first half. Gets too long at the end.

In Rainbows by Radiohead
Aug 19 2024

Their best album. A couple songs are still kind of cheeks. Like the last song. 🍑

Raw Like Sushi by Neneh Cherry
Aug 20 2024

Interesting. Enjoyed it more than expected. 3.5

OK by Talvin Singh
Aug 21 2024

Idc. Boring and bad

Germfree Adolescents by X-Ray Spex
Aug 22 2024

Don’t really care for this kind of punk. Middle songs were the best.

Skylarking by XTC
Aug 23 2024

Really good. They have better albums though.

Trio by Dolly Parton
Aug 24 2024

First song is good. The rest is 🍑

Street Signs by Ozomatli
Aug 25 2024

Better than expected.

Slayed? by Slade
Aug 26 2024

Really good. Like a punk version of Led Zeppelin.

Casanova by The Divine Comedy
Aug 28 2024

Super Chad. 4.5

Queens of the Stone Age by Queens Of The Stone Age
Aug 29 2024

Good. They made a lot better music later on though.

Sep 01 2024

Chad Brit pop. The Pulp are the best to do it.

Calenture by The Triffids
Sep 03 2024

The first couple songs were good/fine. Got slowly worse as it went. Low 6.

The Band by The Band
Sep 06 2024

Chad. The most famous song is probably my least favorite.

Public Image: First Issue by Public Image Ltd.
Sep 07 2024

Theme, Annalisa (my favorite) Public Image and Low Life are the only worth while songs. The rest are 🍑🍑

Dry by PJ Harvey
Sep 08 2024

Fine. Last few songs are eh.

Ys by Joanna Newsom
Sep 09 2024

I like the harps and her voice. Sounds like fairy land music.

Doggystyle by Snoop Dogg
Sep 10 2024

A classic that is riddled with fucking skits that ruin the flow. Awesome cover.

Urban Hymns by The Verve
Sep 12 2024

First half is awesome. Gets less great as it goes on. Too long but really enjoyable.

Sound Affects by The Jam
Sep 13 2024

Start literally sounds like The Beatles. Love the guitar and bass. Chad.

Immigrés by Youssou N'Dour
Sep 14 2024

Kind of too long but pretty enjoyable for what it is.

Kenza by Khaled
Sep 15 2024

Not bad.

Sea Change by Beck
Sep 16 2024

First two songs are really good. Some boring songs in here but overall not too bad.

Cosmo's Factory by Creedence Clearwater Revival
Sep 18 2024

Credence tapes

Shadowland by k.d. lang
Sep 19 2024

No, please stop.

Slipknot by Slipknot
Sep 20 2024

Low 8 but Chad drums and this kind of music makes me want to punch a baby in the face.

One World by John Martyn
Sep 21 2024

Mostly boring but a couple good songs.

Let Love Rule by Lenny Kravitz
Sep 24 2024

I Built This Garden For Us is amazing. Didn’t like the 3rd or 4th song but the rest were really good. Enjoyed it better than I expected to.

Dust by Screaming Trees
Sep 25 2024

Fine. Last song was the best. 3.5

Document by R.E.M.
Sep 27 2024

Pretty good. Low 8

Out Of The Blue by Electric Light Orchestra
Sep 28 2024

Way too long. The best are the beginning and end songs. The middle are cheeks and just filler. 3.5

Melody A.M. by Röyksopp
Sep 29 2024

Whatever. A few entertaining songs.

Black Metal by Venom
Oct 01 2024

Nice. Pretty enjoyable. Not a fan of the voice that sounds really quiet and grawling.

american dream by LCD Soundsystem
Oct 02 2024

A couple really good songs with some other boring ones. The last song is cheeks.

Wild Is The Wind by Nina Simone
Oct 05 2024

Chad. A couple boring songs at the end but pretty great overall. Awesome voice.

Nixon by Lambchop
Oct 07 2024

Idc

Bone Machine by Tom Waits
Oct 10 2024

One of the worst things I’ve heard in my life.

The Gershwin Songbook by Ella Fitzgerald
Oct 11 2024

First 2 sides are Chad. Not listening to 3+ hours of this.

Peggy Suicide by Julian Cope
Oct 16 2024

2nd half is the best. Beautiful Love of The American Lite is the best song. Still too long overall but low 4.

Amnesiac by Radiohead
Oct 17 2024

“DiD yOu KnOw AmNeSiAc WaS mAdE aT tHe SaMe TiMe As KiD a?” Yeah and idc.

m b v by My Bloody Valentine
Oct 18 2024

💩

Pictures At An Exhibition by Emerson, Lake & Palmer
Oct 21 2024

The 3 Promenade songs I didn’t care about but the rest is good. This live is tolerable because it’s only 38 minutes long.

Want One by Rufus Wainwright
Oct 23 2024

Movies of Myself and 14th Street are super chad. Chamber and Baroque Pop are Alfa. 4.5

Tellin’ Stories by The Charlatans
Oct 26 2024

Minus the last song everything was enjoyable enough. An inferior version of Oasis.

Songs Of Love And Hate by Leonard Cohen
Oct 29 2024

Fine. Not my favorite genre at all but great song writing.

Cafe Bleu by The Style Council
Oct 31 2024

Good and enjoyable.

Phrenology by The Roots
Nov 06 2024

Fine. A lot of random parts thrown in here. The 2nd half is really good. Rhymes and Ammo is the best song. Ez 3.5

Smile by Brian Wilson
Nov 07 2024

Nice. Weird but great at the same time.

War by U2
Nov 08 2024

Fine

White Light by Gene Clark
Nov 09 2024

One In A Hundred and 1975 are giga Chad.

The Rise & Fall by Madness
Nov 11 2024

Didn’t listen to all of it since not on Spotify but I enjoyed what I heard.

Le Tigre by Le Tigre
Nov 12 2024

My My Metrocard is chad. The rest is whatever.

Metal Box by Public Image Ltd.
Nov 14 2024

Fine. Whatever.

Manassas by Stephen Stills
Nov 15 2024

Too long but fine

Moss Side Story by Barry Adamson
Nov 16 2024

Interesting and cool concept which bumped it up to an ez 3. The last song is Chad.

Hard Again by Muddy Waters
Nov 17 2024

If I had a nickel.

Aftermath by The Rolling Stones
Nov 18 2024

Mother’s Little Helper is probably my favorite Stones song.

Hypnotised by The Undertones
Nov 19 2024

Nice. Better than expected with this bad cover.

Odessa by Bee Gees
Nov 23 2024

Chad. Ez 4.5. Possibly a 5 after a re-listen.

S.F. Sorrow by The Pretty Things
Nov 24 2024

Most of this is really really good. A couple songs away and this could be a ez 5 stars.

Shaka Zulu by Ladysmith Black Mambazo
Nov 25 2024

Surprisingly not bad. Interesting and good addition to the bri’ish list.

The Grand Tour by George Jones
Nov 26 2024

The Weatherman is Chad. 3.5

Axis: Bold As Love by Jimi Hendrix
Nov 27 2024

My least favorite of his three albums but still good.

Gentlemen by The Afghan Whigs
Nov 28 2024

Mostly good. A few eh songs. 3.5

Daydream Nation by Sonic Youth
Nov 29 2024

Pretty much every song starts off good and then the 2nd half is mostly nonsense.

Debut by Björk
Dec 01 2024

Nice

Joan Baez by Joan Baez
Dec 04 2024

Nice voice but somewhat boring in areas.

E.V.O.L. by Sonic Youth
Dec 07 2024

Only okay song is the first. FUCK noise.

Queen II by Queen
Dec 10 2024

A pretty different sounding album from their other stuff. I’m a fan of

Dec 13 2024

Only listened to the title song because the album isn’t on DAMN Spotify but the one song is great.

Come Away With Me by Norah Jones
Dec 14 2024

Fine. Kind of boring but whatever. Idc.

Let It Be by The Replacements
Dec 15 2024

Mostly fine.

Gasoline Alley by Rod Stewart
Dec 16 2024

Music is fine but his voice is irritating. Some songs are boring as fuck. My Way of Giving is chad.

Songs Of Leonard Cohen by Leonard Cohen
Dec 18 2024

Have to be in the right mood to enjoy this. It’s fine. Good songwriting.

Henry's Dream by Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
Dec 19 2024

Fine. First half is better.

All Mod Cons by The Jam
Dec 23 2024

Minus English Rose this is a banger.

Bandwagonesque by Teenage Fanclub
Dec 24 2024

Fine. Some good stuff here.

25 by Adele
Dec 27 2024
Apocalypse Dudes by Turbonegro
Dec 30 2024

Pretty generic rock songs with a couple bangers.

The Soft Bulletin by The Flaming Lips
Dec 31 2024

The drums sound is absolutely insane. Ez 5 if it weren't for the 2 random nothing but sound songs.

Now I Got Worry by The Jon Spencer Blues Explosion
Jan 02 2025

I'm speechless, speechless. I am without speech.

G. Love And Special Sauce by G. Love & Special Sauce
Jan 06 2025

The drums are awesome. A mix of The White Stripes and Sublime.

Crocodiles by Echo And The Bunnymen
Jan 07 2025

Fine

Bright Flight by Silver Jews
Jan 08 2025

Fine. A couple boring songs.

The Boatman's Call by Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
Jan 09 2025

Too long and a snooze fest. Idc.

Hypocrisy Is The Greatest Luxury by The Disposable Heroes Of Hiphoprisy
Jan 10 2025

I like his voice and the beats. Sounds like Public Enemy. Last few songs are weird. 3.5

Night Life by Ray Price
Jan 12 2025

Chad country.

Phaedra by Tangerine Dream
Jan 17 2025

Yes, I HAVE to listen to this. Awesome thanks.

London Calling by The Clash
Jan 18 2025

Chad. Definitely one of the best punk albums ever. It's a little too long though. Ez 4.5

The Healer by John Lee Hooker
Jan 19 2025

A couple fine songs. Mostly boring.

Aha Shake Heartbreak by Kings of Leon
Jan 23 2025

Every other song is bleh. I don't really care for the voice but the guitar is good.

Vulnicura by Björk
Jan 26 2025

Cool cover but boring music.

Africa Brasil by Jorge Ben Jor
Jan 27 2025

First half is great. Last few songs are the weakest.

Jan 28 2025

Probably my favorite live album if I had to pick. Still just rather listen to the real songs.

Wild Gift by X
Jan 30 2025

I don't really care.

Elvis Presley by Elvis Presley
Jan 31 2025

FUCK Elvis. Only good song is Blue Suede Shoes. Not because of Elvis. But because the song is a great song. The rest are trash covers.

Red Dirt Girl by Emmylou Harris
Feb 02 2025

Dear Bri'ish guy, Thank you for giving me this album. I don't know how I lived without it. Sincerely with love, Me.

Innervisions by Stevie Wonder
Feb 04 2025

Dipshits will give this 2 or 3 stars but give fucking drone noise "music" a 5. One of my top 5-10 favorite albums.

Idlewild by Everything But The Girl
Feb 10 2025

Some are boring. Some are good.

Tical by Method Man
Feb 12 2025

Release Yo' Delf is Chad. There's some men songs but most are really good.

Scissor Sisters by Scissor Sisters
Feb 15 2025

Really good. Better than expected. Reminds me of Justin Timberlake.

Palo Congo by Sabu
Feb 16 2025

Each song goes on too long but I like the sound and drums. Choferito is a great song. 3.5

Ill Communication by Beastie Boys
Feb 17 2025

A lot of random jazzy songs but they're fine. Better than 99% of other random songs in albums. This is Chad.

McCartney by Paul McCartney
Feb 20 2025

Just some classy and Chad pop rock by DADDY.

Gorillaz by Gorillaz
Feb 21 2025

A lot of random filler songs. It's fine but nothing incredible. It was ahead of its time.

Harvest by Neil Young
Feb 22 2025

Ez 4.5

Suicide by Suicide
Feb 23 2025

🗑

Two Dancers by Wild Beasts
Feb 24 2025

A couple lesser songs but overall really good. Nice voice.

Back to Basics by Christina Aguilera
Feb 26 2025

1 half is eh. 2nd half is really good.

Metallica by Metallica
Feb 27 2025

Hell yeah, brother

I See You by The xx
Feb 28 2025

These pretzels are making me thirsty.

The Undertones by The Undertones
Mar 01 2025

Nice. Really catchy choruses. First half is really good.

Pieces Of The Sky by Emmylou Harris
Mar 04 2025

Just some classy country. Sounds like Dolly.

Porcupine by Echo And The Bunnymen
Mar 05 2025

Good.

Come Find Yourself by Fun Lovin' Criminals
Mar 06 2025

A couple good songs. Rest are fine.

Group Sex by Circle Jerks
Mar 07 2025

Good length. Has a good amount of Chad songs for being a punk album.

Butterfly by Mariah Carey
Mar 10 2025

I love boring 57 minute albums.

Fuzzy by Grant Lee Buffalo
Mar 12 2025

First 4 songs are good. The rest is whatever.

Shaft by Isaac Hayes
Mar 14 2025

Chad bald music

The Clash by The Clash
Mar 15 2025

Good for punk.

Connected by Stereo MC's
Mar 16 2025

Fine. Too long.

Grace by Jeff Buckley
Mar 18 2025

Wonderful. Great voice.

Vivid by Living Colour
Mar 19 2025

Chad black men metal. First 3 songs and Memories Can't Wait are great.

Leftism by Leftfield
Mar 21 2025

Not terrible but just way too long. This is like video game music. 2.5

A Northern Soul by The Verve
Mar 23 2025

Not bad. Another too long album.

Are You Experienced by Jimi Hendrix
Mar 24 2025

Guitar playing is pretty good. Drums are Chad.

Kenya by Machito
Mar 29 2025

Tim face jazz. 4.5

Basket of Light by Pentangle
Apr 04 2025

Good edition to the Bri'ish list. Never heard anything like it.

Want Two by Rufus Wainwright
Apr 05 2025

Nice

Killing Joke by Killing Joke
Apr 07 2025

🍑 besides Complications.

Born To Run by Bruce Springsteen
Apr 10 2025

Bruce insist upon itself.

Risque by CHIC
Apr 11 2025

Everything is really good besides the 2nd song.

Tapestry by Carole King
Apr 12 2025

Chad. Cute kitty.

Live At Leeds by The Who
Apr 13 2025

Leeds. Most of these songs don't actually sound live which is a plus.

Bookends by Simon & Garfunkel
Apr 14 2025

Half of these are dumb songs and the other half are Chad. 3.5

John Prine by John Prine
Apr 17 2025

Good but has a couple boring songs.

Low by David Bowie
Apr 22 2025

Start of the 2nd side is weird but first half is Chad.

It's Blitz! by Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Apr 23 2025

2nd half besides the last song is good. The rest is whatever.

Songs From A Room by Leonard Cohen
Apr 24 2025

Okay. Not my thing but has some fine songs.

Justified by Justin Timberlake
Apr 25 2025

Not bad. Decent pop from the early 2000's. Too long tho. 3.5

Actually by Pet Shop Boys
Apr 27 2025

3.5

Run-D.M.C. by Run-D.M.C.
Apr 28 2025

Okay. Kind of boring and repeatative.

Nebraska by Bruce Springsteen
Apr 29 2025

Holy shit. Idc

Mask by Bauhaus
Apr 30 2025

Low 4

Lady In Satin by Billie Holiday
May 03 2025

Just some classy vocal jazz.

Kollaps by Einstürzende Neubauten
May 04 2025

At least I had fun.

Vanishing Point by Primal Scream
May 05 2025

Idc. Medication is the only remotely good song.

Vol. 4 by Black Sabbath
May 06 2025

Great Chad metal

Boston by Boston
May 07 2025

Good/decent cheesy 70's rock. First 2 songs are the best. 3.5

Remedy by Basement Jaxx
May 13 2025

🍑

Third by Portishead
May 23 2025
KE*A*H** (Psalm 69) by Ministry
May 26 2025

Half is dogshit while the other half is pretty good.

Rain Dogs by Tom Waits
May 28 2025

His best album I've heard so far. That's saying something. 🤡 music

New Forms by Roni Size
May 30 2025

Better than it should be. Repeative at times but good for an electronic album from the bri'ish list.

Fishscale by Ghostface Killah
May 31 2025

Good. Too many skits though.

Groovin' by The Young Rascals
Jun 01 2025

Nice

Deja Vu by Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young
Jun 05 2025
Steve McQueen by Prefab Sprout
Jun 08 2025

Much better than I was expecting. Has that boring vibe but in a good way. When Love Breaks Down and Hallelujah are great.

On The Beach by Neil Young
Jun 16 2025

First half is amazing 4.5

Sunshine Superman by Donovan
Jun 17 2025

First half = good Second half = good but not as good Low 4

Dub Housing by Pere Ubu
Jun 18 2025

Half is good. The other half is dumb. Ez 3

Chris by Christine and the Queens
Jun 19 2025
Cheap Thrills by Big Brother & The Holding Company
Jun 20 2025

Fine.

Dusty In Memphis by Dusty Springfield
Jun 23 2025

Chad. One of the best female singers.

Coles Corner by Richard Hawley
Jun 26 2025

First 6 songs are amazing. The last 2 songs idc about.

Kilimanjaro by The Teardrop Explodes
Jun 28 2025

Fine. Whatever.

GI by Germs
Jun 29 2025

Awesome thanks

Planet Rock: The Album by Afrika Bambaataa
Jun 30 2025

Interesting and very different. Early hip hop. Ez 3.5

Darkdancer by Les Rythmes Digitales
Jul 04 2025

Fine. Whatever. Too long again.

Walking Wounded by Everything But The Girl
Jul 05 2025

Good for speeding in rainy weather music.

Fuzzy Logic by Super Furry Animals
Jul 06 2025

Hell yeah brother

The Fat Of The Land by The Prodigy
Jul 07 2025

Pretty amazing at times. Still too long. Ez 4 5

Scott 2 by Scott Walker
Jul 14 2025

Fine

Ghosteen by Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
Jul 16 2025

Bad. What the fuck is ambient pop? 🤡

Isn't Anything by My Bloody Valentine
Jul 17 2025

This band and genre has no impact on my life.

Bug by Dinosaur Jr.
Jul 18 2025

Whatever. FUCK the last song.

Garbage by Garbage
Jul 19 2025

Chad

Real Life by Magazine
Jul 22 2025

Liked it better than I normally like this genre.

Cloud Nine by The Temptations
Jul 23 2025

Hell yeah brother

Is This It by The Strokes
Jul 24 2025

Amazing. One of the best albums of all time.

Django Django by Django Django
Jul 27 2025

Interesting. Differen

Ctrl by SZA
Jul 29 2025

Cheeks. The good kind.

Aqualung by Jethro Tull
Aug 01 2025

Nice

Hot Rats by Frank Zappa
Aug 03 2025

Amazing. One of the best jazz albums.

Third by Soft Machine
Aug 05 2025

This would have been amazing at half the length. That's what she said. 3.5

Rid Of Me by PJ Harvey
Aug 06 2025

Interesting. Mostly fine with a few duds.

Take Me Apart by Kelela
Aug 07 2025

Probably fine if you like this but idc.

Channel Orange by Frank Ocean
Aug 09 2025

Probably the best album of the 2010's.

Bongo Rock by Incredible Bongo Band
Aug 18 2025

Amazing

Will The Circle Be Unbroken by Nitty Gritty Dirt Band
Aug 21 2025

Will This Album Ever End? I'm not listening to all that. First 5 songs were fine.

Floodland by Sisters Of Mercy
Aug 23 2025

Cool. 3.5

Brothers In Arms by Dire Straits
Aug 24 2025

🗑 🍑 Money For Nothing is the only decent song.

Clube Da Esquina by Milton Nascimento
Aug 26 2025

Some really good and some really eh stuff. 3.5

Violator by Depeche Mode
Aug 27 2025

"I'm a 5 star man!" - Enjoy the Silence

Tusk by Fleetwood Mac
Aug 31 2025

A couple of the soft rock songs are bleh but everything else is really good.

A Seat at the Table by Solange
Sep 01 2025

Not offensive but some of the most boring music I can think of.

Let's Get Killed by David Holmes
Sep 02 2025

A couple very OK songs but most is bad beats and boring.

Vauxhall And I by Morrissey
Sep 03 2025

Just some nice classy Morrissey.

Nick Of Time by Bonnie Raitt
Sep 04 2025

Fine. Better than expected.

90 by 808 State
Sep 06 2025

Fine. Song 1, 3 and 5 are the best.

Tidal by Fiona Apple
Sep 09 2025

Good apples

Wild Wood by Paul Weller
Sep 10 2025

Good classy music.

Tarkus by Emerson, Lake & Palmer
Sep 11 2025

Good prog rock people like to hate.

Tom Tom Club by Tom Tom Club
Sep 12 2025

First two are great. Rest is fine. 3.5

NEU! 75 by Neu!
Sep 13 2025

Fine. Half is meh. The other half is fine.

evermore by Taylor Swift
Sep 18 2025

Good music from a gurlllllll

New Wave by The Auteurs
Sep 19 2025

Good

Dig Your Own Hole by The Chemical Brothers
Sep 20 2025

First two are great. A couple other fine ones and the rest is 🍑.

Sulk by The Associates
Sep 22 2025

Idk

Music in Exile by Songhoy Blues
Sep 24 2025

A couple fine songs but most is 🍑

Rubber Soul by Beatles
Sep 25 2025

Tim face. #1 album for me.

Dirty by Sonic Youth
Sep 30 2025

3.5

Figure 8 by Elliott Smith
Oct 05 2025

First half is amazing and 2nd half is great too but not as great. Ez 4.5. RIP

Scott 4 by Scott Walker
Oct 07 2025

Angelic baroque pop. Ez 4.5

Loveless by My Bloody Valentine
Oct 08 2025

My bloody ears having to hear this shit. 1.5

Tigermilk by Belle & Sebastian
Oct 09 2025

Ez

Exit Planet Dust by The Chemical Brothers
Oct 10 2025

First 6 songs are good. The first song is chad. 2nd half is 🍑

Beach Samba by Astrud Gilberto
Oct 14 2025

Classy easy listening samba.

Marquee Moon by Television
Oct 15 2025

Title song is one of the best rock songs ever. One of the greatest guitar albums.

Music by Madonna
Oct 16 2025

True. This is considered music. Not great music but mid music.

I Am a Bird Now by Antony and the Johnsons
Oct 17 2025

Great chamber pop and good voice.

Roxy Music by Roxy Music
Oct 18 2025

A few stinkies but also some really good ones too. 3.5

xx by The xx
Oct 19 2025

Intro was the best song.

Live At The Star Club, Hamburg by Jerry Lee Lewis
Oct 24 2025

Good songs on here but it's whatever. Same with Elvis, he only performed songs by other people. Never wrote his own. 🤡🤡

Guitar Town by Steve Earle
Oct 25 2025

How about "Shit Town" 1.5

Cupid & Psyche 85 by Scritti Politti
Oct 29 2025

Sounds like a bad Michael Jackson rip off.

En-Tact by The Shamen
Oct 30 2025

Whatever.

Moon Safari by Air
Nov 01 2025

Sexy Boy is an amazing song. Daft Punk had to be inspired by the vocals.

Be by Common
Nov 02 2025

Be

High Violet by The National
Nov 04 2025

Anyone's Ghost is a great song.

Junkyard by The Birthday Party
Nov 06 2025

Sounds exactly like what the cover looks like.

Tago Mago by Can
Nov 07 2025

First 4 songs are great. 5 and 6 are cheeks and 7 is okay.

Made In Japan by Deep Purple
Nov 08 2025

Good list of songs but idc about it being live.

Make Yourself by Incubus
Nov 09 2025

Nothing bad or great but pretty enjoyable. 3.5

Dummy by Portishead
Nov 12 2025

Hell yeah

Ágætis Byrjun by Sigur Rós
Nov 14 2025

Normally don't like this genre but this is good for what it is.

Since I Left You by The Avalanches
Nov 15 2025

Has some good classy songs but a lot of lesser songs too. 3.5

Trout Mask Replica by Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band
Nov 16 2025

Bad. But 2nd half is better than the 1st time I heard it.

Play by Moby
Nov 17 2025

Kind of cheeks tbh.

Suede by Suede
Nov 26 2025
Rio by Duran Duran
Dec 02 2025

Chad Chad

Space Ritual by Hawkwind
Dec 07 2025

I love having all these double album live albums.

Celebrity Skin by Hole
Dec 10 2025

First song is great. The rest is fine.

Dec 11 2025

I was malding thinking this was another FUCKING live album but it's not. You got me, bri'ish list.

Psychocandy by The Jesus And Mary Chain
Dec 12 2025

Holy shit. This was absolutely terrible. One of the worst things I've ever heard.

Elvis Is Back by Elvis Presley
Dec 13 2025

Sigh. gg. Best album I've heard by Elvis. Song actual enjoyable songs on here coming from an Elvis hater.

Faith by George Michael
Dec 17 2025

Chad Michael

Veckatimest by Grizzly Bear
Dec 18 2025

Hmmmmmm. The first 5 songs are good. The rest are not.

L'Eau Rouge by The Young Gods
Dec 21 2025

Sounds like a better version of Tom Waits.

The Sun Rises In The East by Jeru The Damaja
Dec 23 2025

Chad the Damaja. Chad to have a 90's rap album with only 1 skit and only 40 minutes long.

Dirt by Alice In Chains
Dec 24 2025

Chad in Chains

Live! by Fela Kuti
Dec 25 2025

Chad drums by Ginger. I will not call him that.

Trafalgar by Bee Gees
Dec 26 2025

Not bad. Some good non disco songs that they're famous for. 3.5

The Libertines by The Libertines
Dec 28 2025

Good evening though it's kind of repetitive but a good length. 3.5

Shleep by Robert Wyatt
Dec 30 2025

Interesting. 3.5

Tommy by The Who
Jan 01 2026

Good. Some filler but overall chad

Jan 02 2026

I would actually choose to listen to this again if I could remove his terrible voice.

Armed Forces by Elvis Costello & The Attractions
Jan 05 2026

Nice elephants

Bluesbreakers by John Mayall & The Bluesbreakers
Jan 08 2026

Chadbreakers

Being There by Wilco
Jan 13 2026

I get it only a couple songs in. Not listening to 80 minutes.

Movies by Holger Czukay
Jan 18 2026

Interesting 3.5

In The Wee Small Hours by Frank Sinatra
Jan 19 2026

Great voice and classy but pretty repetitive and too long for that. 3.5

Teen Dream by Beach House
Jan 20 2026

Fine I guess for what it is but very boring. 2.5

Life's Too Good by The Sugarcubes
Jan 25 2026

Better than expected by the horrible cover. 3 5

The Chronic by Dr. Dre
Jan 28 2026

Handful of good songs but cut the stupid Skits and 15 minutes and it would be great. 3.

Boy In Da Corner by Dizzee Rascal
Jan 30 2026

Reminds me of Danny Brown. Decent Bri'ish rap 3.5

Triangle by The Beau Brummels
Feb 04 2026

The Chad Brunmels

Yank Crime by Drive Like Jehu
Feb 11 2026

Not bad. Luau us great.

Fleet Foxes by Fleet Foxes
Feb 12 2026

Chad Foxes Insane run of first 6 songs

Let It Bleed by The Rolling Stones
Feb 13 2026

The Rolling Chads 4.5

Opus Dei by Laibach
Feb 20 2026

Idk. 2.5

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