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| Album | You | Global | Diff |
|---|---|---|---|
| Arise | 5 | 2.72 | +2.28 |
| Yeezus | 5 | 2.77 | +2.23 |
| A Wizard, A True Star | 5 | 2.83 | +2.17 |
| Freak Out! | 5 | 2.84 | +2.16 |
| Reign In Blood | 5 | 2.96 | +2.04 |
| Something/Anything? | 5 | 3.03 | +1.97 |
| The Piper At The Gates Of Dawn | 5 | 3.11 | +1.89 |
| Here Are the Sonics | 5 | 3.16 | +1.84 |
| Tonight's The Night | 5 | 3.23 | +1.77 |
| Forever Changes | 5 | 3.23 | +1.77 |
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| Album | You | Global | Diff |
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| Lost In The Dream | 1 | 3.38 | -2.38 |
| Hysteria | 1 | 3.21 | -2.21 |
| Loveless | 1 | 3.17 | -2.17 |
| Heartattack And Vine | 1 | 3.07 | -2.07 |
| Sister | 1 | 3.02 | -2.02 |
| Ghosteen | 1 | 2.97 | -1.97 |
| Swordfishtrombones | 1 | 2.95 | -1.95 |
| Ingenue | 1 | 2.94 | -1.94 |
| Supa Dupa Fly | 1 | 2.92 | -1.92 |
| Music Has The Right To Children | 1 | 2.91 | -1.91 |
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| Artist | Albums | Average |
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| Beatles | 7 | 5 |
| Pink Floyd | 4 | 5 |
| Led Zeppelin | 5 | 4.8 |
| David Bowie | 7 | 4.43 |
| Steely Dan | 4 | 4.75 |
| Miles Davis | 4 | 4.75 |
| Creedence Clearwater Revival | 3 | 5 |
| Neil Young | 4 | 4.5 |
| Stevie Wonder | 4 | 4.5 |
| The White Stripes | 3 | 4.67 |
| The Beach Boys | 3 | 4.67 |
| Nirvana | 3 | 4.67 |
| Michael Jackson | 3 | 4.67 |
| Red Hot Chili Peppers | 2 | 5 |
| Kendrick Lamar | 2 | 5 |
| John Lennon | 2 | 5 |
| Todd Rundgren | 2 | 5 |
| A Tribe Called Quest | 2 | 5 |
| Kanye West | 2 | 5 |
| Bob Dylan | 7 | 4 |
| Yes | 3 | 4.33 |
| The Cure | 3 | 4.33 |
| Marvin Gaye | 3 | 4.33 |
| Black Sabbath | 3 | 4.33 |
| The Stooges | 3 | 4.33 |
| The Kinks | 3 | 4.33 |
| The Rolling Stones | 5 | 4 |
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| Artist | Albums | Average |
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| Tom Waits | 4 | 1.25 |
| My Bloody Valentine | 3 | 1 |
| Sonic Youth | 5 | 2 |
| Orbital | 2 | 1.5 |
| Baaba Maal | 2 | 1.5 |
| Def Leppard | 2 | 1.5 |
| k.d. lang | 2 | 1.5 |
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Pere Ubu
1/5
One guy on Rate Your Music said this is his favorite album ever. I disavow that.
17 likes
The Sensational Alex Harvey Band
4/5
Swampsnake, Gang Bang, GiddyUp Ding Dong, Vambo Marble Eye.
This album could not be made today.
Great music. Better than I was expecting.
5 likes
Slipknot
4/5
Low 8 but Chad drums and this kind of music makes me want to punch a baby in the face.
3 likes
Kanye West
5/5
Ez classic. Every song is amazing. Even the Chad skits. Normally skits make me so PISSED.
3 likes
Burning Spear
2/5
Every song sounds exactly the same. This sounds like every raygay album song I’ve ever heard.
Boring and too long. The bass sounds good I guess?
2 likes
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Creedence Clearwater Revival
5/5
Duke Ellington
4/5
Rod Stewart
4/5
David Bowie
5/5
Dexys Midnight Runners
4/5
Bruce Springsteen
3/5
Born in the U.S.A., Cover Me, Darlington County, No Surrender, Glory Days and Dancing in the Dark. Liked it more than I thought. Not his best and not his worst. This is his least boring album so far. I’m on Fire is a dog shit song.
2Pac
4/5
The Yardbirds
4/5
The Killers
3/5
Mr. Brightside, Smile Like You Mean It, Somebody Told Me, On Top and Believe Me, Natalie.
I’ve heard some of these before and some are good and a lot of them are bleh. Generic pop rock from the early 2000’s which technically isn’t a bad thing because it’s mostly catchy.
Public Enemy
4/5
AC/DC
4/5
Johnny Cash
4/5
The Man Comes Around, Hurt, Personal Jesus, In My Life, Danny Boy, I’m So Lonesome I Could Cry (same), Tear Stained Letter and We’ll Meet Again.
Classic voice. A couple eh songs. Some great covers.
Joy Division
4/5
Bill Evans Trio
4/5
Bert Jansch
4/5
Smokey River, I Have No Time, Needle of Death, Do You Hear Me Now, Running from Home, Courting Blues, Dreams of Love and Angie.
Great guitar solos and beautiful voice. Nice and simple.
Bruce Springsteen
3/5
Okay, actually better than a lot of his stuff. I’d never pick him to listen to but I like his lyrics on this album the best. Not too boring like his other albums. Lonesome Day, Waitin’ on a Sunny Day, Empty Sky, Further Up on the Road, Mary’s Place (probably my favorite song I’ve heard by Bruce) and You’re Missing.
The Rising and Paradise are shit. 7/10
David Bowie
4/5
Van Morrison
4/5
Astral Weeks, Sweet Thing, Cyprus Avenue, The Way Young Lovers Do (best song), Ballerina and Slim Slow Slider.
Good but boring as fuck in some places. The lyrics and vocals are good and I love the jazzy parts of the songs. Especially The Way Lovers Do.
Jean-Michel Jarre
2/5
I don’t know. Nothing was that special except for Part 4 and 5. Was ahead of its time for ambient and electronic music but nothing amazing. 5/10
Dead Kennedys
2/5
Blur
2/5
Song 2, Death of a Party, Look Inside America and Strange News.
I kind of hate this. It sounds like shit sound wise.
Foo Fighters
4/5
1/5
Destiny's Child
2/5
This was rough to get through. Worst than expected.
Oasis
4/5
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
4/5
Song of Joy, Stagger Lee, Henry Lee, Lovely Creature, The Curse of Millhaven(best song), O’Malley’s Bar and Death is Not the End.
Amazing lyrics. The music is creepy and chilling. 9/10
ABBA
4/5
Dancing Queen, Dum Dum Diddle, Knowing Me, Knowing You, That’s Me, Tiger, Fernando and Happy Hawaii.
Catchy and great vocals. Never listened to anything by ABBA but will now. 9/10
The Black Keys
3/5
Next Girl, Tighten Up, Howlin’ For You, Black Mud, Too Afraid to Love You and I’m Not the One.
Not bad. Sounds like a band trying to be The White Stripes. Last couple songs are eh. 7/10
D'Angelo
4/5
Bad Company
3/5
Can’t Get Enough, Ready for Love (best song), The Way I Choose and Movin’ On.
The title song sucks ass and is the worse song. The guitar and drums were the best part.
4/5
Pink Floyd
5/5
The Isley Brothers
4/5
All the songs fuck. Summer Breeze is amazing. I’ve heard a lot of these songs but never knew they were by the Isley Brothers. 9/10
Brian Eno
2/5
Very peaceful and something I could meditate with.
Van Morrison
5/5
And It Stoned Me, Moondance (best song), Crazy Love, Caravan, Into the Mystic, Come Running, These Dreams of You, Brand New Day, Everyone and Glad Tidings.
Amazing jazz throughout the songs. Great bass and flute. Love the combo of folk with jazz. A lot less boring than Astral Weeks. Shorter songs and better flow. Love it.
Massive Attack
4/5
Safe From Harm, One Love, Be Thankful for What You’ve Got, Unfinished Sympathy and Hymn of the Big Wheel.
I love the trip-hop genre. Love the British rap voices and the beats are cool as shit.
Bob Marley & The Wailers
2/5
Concrete Jungle, Stir It Up, Kinky Reggae and Midnight Ravers.
I think they just added different vocals to the same music. Besides the chorus of the songs I couldn’t tell you which song is which. 5/10
Eminem
4/5
Green Day
3/5
Having a Blast (just like me), Longview, Welcome to Paradise, Basket Case, She , Sassafras Roots and When I Come Around.
This is all about wasting time and being bored. Like me listening to this album.
Robbie Williams
2/5
Life Thru A Lens, Angels, Old Before I Die, Let Me Entertain You and Clean.
I didn’t have to listen to this.
5/10
Sepultura
5/5
Amazing. Desperate Cry is insanely good. Probably one of my favorite metal songs now. The drums and guitar fucks. I’m definitely going to check the rest of their albums out.
Nick Drake
4/5
Taylor Swift
4/5
Morrissey
4/5
Alsatian Cousin, Everyday is Like Sunday, Bengali in Platforms, Angel Angel Down We Go Together, Suedehead, I Don’t Mind If You Forget Me and Dial-a-Cliche.
I love Morrissey’s voice and I also love The Smiths but never heard his dolor stuff. Guitar player is great. I really enjoyed this. 9/10
5/5
Elastica
3/5
Line Up, Connection, Car Song, S.O.F.T., Waking Up, Never Here.
A few eh songs but otherwise I enjoyed it. 7/10
Frank Sinatra
2/5
The Girl from Ipanema, If You Never Come To Me, I Concentrate On You and Baubles, Bangles and Beads.
Boring but had some good songs and Sinatra’s voice is great. One of the all time greats. 5/1
Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan
3/5
Red Hot Chili Peppers
5/5
Koffi Olomide
1/5
I kind of hated this. Way too long and gave me a headache. Bongos are the only thing I really like. 3/10
System Of A Down
5/5
The White Stripes
5/5
Blondie
5/5
Hanging on the Telephone, One Way or Another, Picture This, Pretty Baby, I Know But I Don’t Know, 11:59, Sunday Girl, Heart of Glass and I’m Going to Love You Too.
I love Debbie Harry’s voice. Catchy as fuck and energetic. Every song is a banger. Love it.
Moby Grape
4/5
Hey, Grandma, Mr. Blues, Fall on You, 8:05, Come in the Morning (best song), Omaha, Someday, Ain’t No Use, Sitting By the Window, Changes (also the best song), Lazy Me and Indifference.
Amazing instruments and vocals. This is the god-tier decade of music. This needs to be known more and I did need to hear this. 9/10
Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band
4/5
Electricity was a stinky full diaper but I liked every thing else. Where There’s Woman is my favorite.
Lauryn Hill
5/5
Pink Floyd
5/5
The Beach Boys
5/5
Manu Chao
3/5
Interesting. Didn’t know what to expect but it’s catchy and I enjoyed it mostly. Wouldn’t go out of my way to listen to it again though.
R.E.M.
3/5
Radiohead
3/5
Pavement
2/5
Zurich is Stained is the best song. What diaper music. A 8 year old could make better sounds.
Arctic Monkeys
5/5
Alfa album. EZ 5 stars.
Nas
4/5
Fugees
5/5
DJ Shadow
4/5
Alfa beats. Good lyrics.
The Youngbloods
4/5
The Byrds
3/5
Usually love this era of music but pretty boring. Get to You and Old John Robertson are my favorites.
The Beach Boys
5/5
Great lyrics and vocals. Student Demonstrations Time, A Day in the Life of a Tree, Til I Die were amazing. Love this kind of music. Reminds me of the Beatles in some songs.
Blur
3/5
Starts off with 4 great songs then some filler in the middle. Longer than it should be. Songs 1-4, London Loves, Clover Over Dover and Jubilee.
Common
3/5
I like a lot of this but a few songs aren’t for me. 40 minutes in I thought it should be almost over but had another 30 minutes left. Too many songs went on for too long. Best songs are: Heat, Dooinit, The Light, Payback is a Grandmother, Geto Heaven Part Two and A Song for Assata.
Stan Getz
4/5
Really well made. I love jazz and never have heard about Samba-Jazz so that’s going to be something I dwell into now. 4.5/5
Steely Dan
5/5
Michael Kiwanuka
3/5
Great vocals. The instrumentals and a few songs are a little boring. You Ain’t the Problem, Rolling, Piano Joint, Hero, and Final Days. 7/10
TV On The Radio
3/5
I enjoyed it more than I didn’t. Some songs went on for too long and sounded the same. Stork & Owl was buttass. Crying, Red Dress and DLZ were the standout tracks for me.
Wire
3/5
The guitar sound quality on some songs sound like dookie. Quite catchy for a punk rock band. Some songs suck but some are good. Better than I was expecting. Three Girl Rhumba, Ex-Lion Tamer, The Commercial, Strange, Fragile, Mannequin and 12 X U.
Pixies
4/5
Iconic cover and catchy songs. Bone Machine, Gigantic, Where is My Mind, Vamos, and I’m Amazed. I love their next album more. 9/10
If there were no Pixies, there would have been no Nirvana. Thank you for your service. 🫡
Ice Cube
4/5
Amazing lyrics and good ass beats. There’s still too many random before and after talking or skits that I hate. One of the best 90’s rap albums. The Nigga You Love To Hate, AmeriKKKa’s Most Wanted, You Can’t Fade Me, Endangered Species and The Bomb. 9/10
Kraftwerk
3/5
Wir fahr'n, fahr'n, fahr'n, auf der Autobahn
Autobahn and Kometenmelodie 2 are the only real songs. The other two are mainly just random noises. 7/10
Led Zeppelin
5/5
One of my favorite albums of all time. I love all of it.
Talking Heads
4/5
I was writing songs I liked and I ended up writing all of them. Super catchy and Byrne’s voice is great.
Manic Street Preachers
3/5
Some songs sounds just like generic alt-rocks songs that I’ve heard before. Also in half the songs it sounds like the guitar sound is up too high. Maybe just me. Design for Life, Kevin Carter (great trumpet solo), Enola/Alone, The Girl Who Wanted to be God, Australia and No Surface All Feeling. 7/10
Daft Punk
2/5
Da Funk, Fresh, Around the World
No reason for this shit to be 74 minutes. I did not have to listen to this headache inducing nonsense. Almost a 1 star but better than Limp Shitkit and worse than Pavement.
Random Access Memories should have been on this list. Not this dog shit.
Van Halen
4/5
One of the actual hard rock albums from the 70’s I like everything from. Great instruments from everybody.
A lot of naughty lyrics. 😉
Running With the Devil, You Really Got Me, I’m the One, Jamie’s Cryin’ and Ice Cream Man are top 5.
Iggy Pop
4/5
Without knowing Iggy’s sound, one would most likely find this bad, but I know the Stooges and love the sound.
Sister Midnight, Funtime, China Girl, Dum Dum Boys, Tiny Girls and Mass Production.
Great Saxophone by Bowie in Tiny Girls.
I don’t like the synths in Baby and the only song I didn’t really like.
Mott The Hoople
4/5
All the Way from Memphis is amazing. Honaloochie Boogie, Violence, I’m a Cadillac and I Wish I was Your Mother.
Good pianist and bassist. A few slow places in a couple songs but very enjoyable.
Anita Baker
4/5
Sweet Love, You Bring Me Joy (great sax solo), Caught Up in the Rapture, Been So Long, Mystery. Every song was enjoyable and really enjoyed her voice. Catchy and I could definitely listen to it again.
Judas Priest
5/5
Rapid Fire, Metal Gods, Breaking the Law, Grinder, You Don’t Have to Be Old to be Wise, Living After Midnight and Steeler.
Amazing riffs, great drumming and iconic singing by Sir Rob Halford. Amazing and Painkiller should be on this list as well. 9/10 but giving 5 stars because it’s better than other 9’s.
The Sensational Alex Harvey Band
4/5
Swampsnake, Gang Bang, GiddyUp Ding Dong, Vambo Marble Eye.
This album could not be made today.
Great music. Better than I was expecting.
Neil Young
5/5
I love every song. This is the greatest country/folk rock album of all time.
This album shouldn’t be liked by me but idc.
Creedence Clearwater Revival
5/5
Every song is great.
CCR is one of my favorite bands and I’ve heard this album a lot. Fogerty’s voice is iconic.
3/5
Tantos Desejos, Antropofagos, Felicidada, Um Dia Comum, Abraco, and Pecados de Madrugada.
Love the Samba parts and the bongos. Feel like it went on forever and could have been a decent amount shorter. 7/10
The Prodigy
3/5
Break & Enter, Voodoo People, Speedway, Poison, No Good.
Cool flute in 3 Kilos. I liked it and some songs were awesome. Some were repetitive and this could have been 30-40 instead of 78. 7/10
Caetano Veloso
4/5
Tropicalia, Alegria, Alegria, Onde Andaras, Superbacana, Paisagem Util.
No idea what he’s saying but I know I like it. So peaceful in certain places and then epic at others. I liked all of this.
Yes
5/5
Roundabout, Cans and Brahms, South Side of the Sky, Long Distance Runaround, Mood for a Day and Heart of the Sunrise (best song).
Amazing bass and vocals. This album would be even more perfect without Five Cents for Nothing.
Wilco
2/5
I Am Trying to Break Your Heart, War on War, Jesus, Etc, Heavy Metal Drummer (best song), and I’m the Man Who Loves You.
This wasn’t Trentcentric. Boring as fuck besides these songs. ^ I don’t care about this. 5/10
The Stone Roses
3/5
I Wanna Be Adored, She Bangs the Drums, Elizabeth My Dear, (Song for My) Sugar Spun Sister, Made of Stone and I Am the Resurrection (best song).
It feels like the vocals are being sung from 10 feet away and I can’t understand what is being said.
The Who
5/5
Every song is great. Top songs are:
Out in the Streets, I Don’t Mind, The Good’s Gone, My Generation, The Kids Are Alright (best song), It’s Not True, A Legal Matter, and The Ox.
Everyone is amazing here. Alfa drums. Keith Moon is still top 3 drummers ever. The Who are amazing. Idc.
Metallica
4/5
Blackened, Eye of the Beholder, One, Harvester of Sorrows, The Frayed Ends of Sanity and Dyers Eve.
Amazing guitars and drums. Main complaint is the guitar riffs just all sound the same. Master of Puppets is better.
Nico
3/5
Fairest of the Seasons, These Days, Chelsea Girls, I’ll Keep it With Mine (best song) and Eulogy to Lenny Bruce (other best song).
I liked it overall. Her bad voice kind of threw me off in a few songs. Great lyrics. 7/10
2/5
Ecars, Feet Music, Broadway Blues, Zig Zag and Mob Job.
The last 5 songs are great but the first 10 is a cluttered piece of a trump diaper. Two sax and two drums do not sound good.
Harry Nilsson
4/5
Gotta Get Up, Driving Along, Down, Without You (best song), Let The Good Times Roll, Jump Into The Fire (other best song) and I’ll Never Leave You.
Alfa. Will definitely come back to it. Drums in Jump Into The Fire we’re amazing.
William Orbit
2/5
Water From A Vine Leaf, Into the Paradise, A Touch of the Night.
First half is better. I don’t have anything to say.
Bebel Gilberto
3/5
I didn’t have to hear this. Good falling asleep music.
Bob Dylan
4/5
Tangled Up in Blue (probably the best song he ever made), Idiot Wind, You’re Gonna Make Me Lonesome When You Go, Lily, Rosemary and the Jack of Hearts and Shelter from the Storm.
Obviously great lyrics and story telling. A little slow in places. Dylan is almost too advanced for me.
Kendrick Lamar
5/5
Top 5 rap albums ever. Every song is a fucking banger.
David Bowie
4/5
Changes, Oh, You Pretty Things, Life on Mars (best song), Kooks, Fill Your Heart, Song for Bob Dylan, Queen Bitch and The Bewlay Brothers.
His first real glam rock album and it fucks. Only a couple part that make me not give it 5 stars.
Red Hot Chili Peppers
5/5
I’m going to marry the Red Hot Chili Peppers.
3/5
The Cisco Kid, Where Was You At, The World is A Ghetto (best song), Beetles In The Bog.
The jazz section of the title song is amazing.
13 minute song is too long.
7/10
Lorde
2/5
Green Light, Liability, Perfect Places.
Best lyric “but all that stranger would see, is one girl swaying alone, stroking a cheek.”
Boring as fuck. Idc. I didn’t have to hear this.
Louis Prima
4/5
I’m a Gigolo/I Ain’t Got Nobody, Body and Soul, Oh, Marie, Jump Jive an’ Wail, Night Train, I’ll Be Glad When You’re Dead, Whistle Stop and Be Mine.
Alfa jazz. Saxophone and drums kill it.
Rush
4/5
The Temples of Syrinx, Presentation, Oracle: The Dream, A Passage to Bangkok (other best) Twilight Zone and Something for Nothing (best song)
Bass and drums are amazing. Both are top of all time in their categories.
Tears is out of place here.
Supergrass
3/5
I’d Like to Know, Alright, Lenny, Strange Ones, Time, Sofa of my Lethargy and Time To Go.
Instrumentals are better than the singing. I hate We’re Not Supposed To.
I don’t like the cover. No don’t show me that.
UB40
2/5
12 Bar has a good sax. Little By Little has a good sax. Madam Medusa has good drums.
The Sabres Of Paradise
2/5
The instruments of Wilmot, Tow Truck, Ballad of Nicky McGuire (idc about Nicky)
I was sorry to hear this.
Peter Gabriel
2/5
Sledgehammer, Big Time
Mercy Street is a candidate for the most boring song ever.
Big Time and Sledgehammer are 4’s and the others are 1’s and 2’s.
Earth, Wind & Fire
4/5
Shining Star (best song) That’s the Way of the World, Happy Feelin’ Reasons, Africano (sax master) and See The Light.
Alfa voices and flute and saxs.
Dwight Yoakam
1/5
37 minutes too long.
I don’t know what this cover is supposed to be. Whatever it is I hate it.
Too classy for me.
Steely Dan
5/5
Best “dad rock” out there. Love jazz rock.
Ash
2/5
Lose Control, Goldfinger, Angel Interceptor and Lost in You.
Generic British indie pop rock.
Guitar is good in parts.
Kind of annoying and didn’t like most of this but it does what it’s supposed to and is catchy.
50 Cent
3/5
Patiently Waiting, Many Men, In da Club, If I Can’t, Back Down, P.I.M.P. (Best song) and 21 Questions.
Eminem has the best two versus.
Half the songs are eh but some great ones.
50’s voice is not that great to me. The beginning of mumble rap. 🤡
FKA twigs
1/5
Best and still bad song:
Give Up (I will now after hearing this)
Bad songs and bad pop.
I didn’t have to hear this.
I hate the music more than the cover.
David Bowie
5/5
Blackstar (I’m black too), Tis a Pity She Was a Whore, Lazarus (best song), Sue, Girl Loves Me, Dollar Days and I Can’t Give Everything Away.
Love the jazz sounding instruments.
Saved his best album for his last.
He knew he was dying and it’s a great farewell. 69 years young.
Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
3/5
Rockin’ Around, Hometown Blues, Strangered in the Night, Fooled Again (me too) and American Girl.
Kind of boring and only a few songs stand out but I don’t hate it. Good length as Chadbutt would say.
Mekons
2/5
Chivalry, Flitcraft, Last Dance.
Better than expected.
I don’t like country really at all and I dislike most punk but having both combined wasn’t the worst thing ever. Not for me.
Public Enemy
4/5
Bring The Noise, Don’t Believe the Hype, Louder Than A Bomb, Show Em Whatcha Got, She Watch Channel Zero, Night of The Living Baseheads, Black Steel, Rebel Without A Pause (best song) and Prophets of Rage.
Too many samples and Flavor Flav talks too much. Needs more of just rapping. 9/10
Sparks
4/5
Top songs:
Amateur Hour, Thank God It’s Not Christmas (same, Hasta Manana, Monsieur, Talent Is An Asset, Equator and Lost and Found.
I enjoyed all of this. Will definitely come back to it.
The Streets
1/5
I don’t care about this dude’s grand. Where’s my grand and maybe I’ll care.
The beats and flow are hairable.
Get Out of My House is one of the worst songs ever.
🗑️
Burning Spear
2/5
Every song sounds exactly the same. This sounds like every raygay album song I’ve ever heard.
Boring and too long. The bass sounds good I guess?
The Rolling Stones
4/5
Route 66, I Just Want To Make Love To You, Mona, King Bee, Carol (best song), Can I Get A Witness (Hell yeah brother) and Walking the Dog.
Like the early Beatles, just covers but great. A couple aren’t as in par with others but very enjoyable to me. 9/10
SAULT
2/5
Hard Life, Wildfires, and Black (yeah, I’m black).
Beginning was the best and it slowly got worse. Too long and too many songs.
Ian Dury
3/5
Wake Up, Sweet Gene Vincent, I’m Partial, Clevor Trever, If I Was With a Woman and Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll.
Starts off well and then gets loud and annoying and then ends well. British guys should stick to this not rap.
AC/DC
4/5
Hells Bells, Shoot to Thrill, Givin’ the Dog a Bone, Back in Black (yeah, I’m black) and You Shook Me All Night Long.
Only real complaint is most of these songs sound the same.
Goldie
1/5
State of Mind, This Is a Bad (album and listening experience)
Offensive length.
🗑️
New Order
4/5
All the Way, Love Less, Guilty Partner (best song), Mr. Disco, Vanishing Point and Dream Attack.
I disavow the other electronic albums on this list. This is better.
Non offensive length.
Radiohead
3/5
When I was younger I had this guy I knew that loved Radiohead. He was a trash person and had bad music taste.
I want the instrumental version without the whiny vocalist.
Violent Femmes
5/5
Top 5:
Blister in the Sun, Kiss Off, Promise, Gone Daddy Gone and Good Feeling.
Alpha.
Marty Robbins
3/5
Big Iron, A Hundred Sixty Acres, The Master’s Call, Running Gun, El Paso.
Call ME Big Country. I enjoyed this. 7/10
John Lennon
5/5
Top 5:
Imagine, Jealous Guy, Gimme Some Truth, How Do You Sleep (best song) and How.
His first album is better but this is a close 2nd.
Count Basie & His Orchestra
4/5
The Kid from Red Bank, Flight of the Foo Birds, Double-O, Fantail.
Great bass, drums and sax.
Tim Buckley
3/5
Eh. Kind of boring but not the worse thing I’ve heard. I like the jazz aspect.
Room 109 was an offensive length of a song.
The Specials
2/5
Concrete Jungle.
Instrumentals are the best part and the voice is hairable. It would be a 3 if the singer jumped off a cliff.
Peter Tosh
2/5
This guy was murdered. Boom roasted.
ZZ Top
4/5
Gimme All Your Lovin, Got Me Under Pressure, TV Dinners, Flag Her Down.
Guitar is Alfa. Legs is the only non Alfa song.
Keith Jarrett
3/5
Good but too long. Alfa backstory to this story.
Wu-Tang Clan
4/5
Bring da Ruckus, Wu-Tang Clan Ain’t Nuthin ya F Wit, C.R.E.A.M. and Protect Ya Neck.
One of the best 90’s rap albums. Method Man and Inspector Deck are my favorites. A few dumb random skits in the earlier songs. 9/10
Arcade Fire
4/5
Intervention, The Well and the Lighthouse, Antichrist Television Blues, Windowsill and No Cars Go.
Alfa organ playing and good voice. A few boring parts. 2nd half is better.
Tina Turner
2/5
Let’s Stay Together is a disgrace to the Alfa Al Green original.
Thanks O’Byron. I have a headache now hearing this.
Pere Ubu
1/5
One guy on Rate Your Music said this is his favorite album ever. I disavow that.
Os Mutantes
3/5
A little better the 2nd time.
Ave Gengis Khan is the best song.
Jimi Hendrix
3/5
Crosstown Traffic and All Along the Watchtower are Alfa.
2 dumb ambient type songs, two 13+ minute songs that should be 4 minutes long.
Ez 4 if it was 40 minutes long.
Size matters.
Led Zeppelin
4/5
The Rover, Trampled Under Foot, Kashmir, and The Wanton Song.
Some great songs and some okay songs. Alfa drumming by the Alfa John Bonham.
The Divine Comedy
3/5
The length is acceptable.
Dunkin’ on last 2 long albums.
Might be a 4 without Timewatching.
7/10
Pearl Jam
4/5
Ez 5 Once through Jeremy.
Goes downhill starting with oceans.
TLDR:
First half is amazing and 2nd is okay.
LCD Soundsystem
3/5
Better than the other noise shit albums. Better than expected.
Too long. Make it 38 minutes and ez 4.
Every album like this wants to be 60-70 minutes long and I disavow that.
Madonna
3/5
A couple great and memorable songs and then mostly okay songs. Catchy but again too long.
Dinosaur Jr.
3/5
The best parts were the instruments. Singers voice was bleh but I’ve heard worse.
Poledo is 🗑️
Sludgefest is the best song.
The Offspring
3/5
Bad Habit, Come Out and Play and Self Esteem are the best songs.
Average other songs.
Iron Maiden
4/5
Hell yeah brothers. Iron Maiden, am I right men?
The Velvet Underground
3/5
Didn’t like it as much as I remember.
Definitely too random noisy and experimental for me but I enjoyed parts of this.
American Music Club
3/5
The most average album I’ve heard here.
The only song I actually disliked was Bad Liquor.
The first and last song I’d say are the best.
Xtra half star for not being terrible.
Adele
3/5
Alfa voice.
Pretty catchy at point. A few slower songs. Does what it’s supposed to do.
Lovesong is a good cover from the Alfa Cure.
Deee-Lite
2/5
A couple catchy songs but overall it’s a no from me.
I wouldn’t dance to this. But I wouldn’t dance to anything.
Beta length.
Mike Ladd
2/5
More like Mike Badd.
First two verses of Bladerunner sound like El-P.
Idc about this.
Van Halen
3/5
More like 1969.
1984 and Jump are dumb.
Next 4 tracks are alfa.
Next are average 80’s songs.
Suzanne Vega
3/5
Gv and gl.
10cc
3/5
Very ez 3.5
Good length
Simon & Garfunkel
4/5
Scarborough Fair/Canticle is Alfa.
Homeward Bound is Alfa.
Love the harmonies.
The Police
2/5
Amazing drummer in a shit band.
The Police suck and idc.
Mother is one of the worst things I’ve ever heard.
Every Breath You Take is shit and idc or k why it’s popular.
Jack White
5/5
I vow.
Richard Thompson
3/5
Really ez 3. Nothing too great but nothing bad either.
Eels
3/5
Shoutout to Mental and Your Lucky Day in Hell for mentioning MAMA.
Mental is the best song. Sounds like Nirvana.
Kraftwerk
3/5
The Robot and The Model are Alfa.
Others are okay. Repetitive and too long. Enjoyed it more than I hated it.
Lou Reed
4/5
Men of Good Fortune and How Do You Think It Feels.
Depressing. Just like me.
The Zombies
5/5
Ez dunk on bad albums.
I love all of these songs.
Alfa length.
One of the best albums of the 60’s.
Nirvana
5/5
Two ez 5’s in a row.
Nirvana is Alfa. I connect with Kurt with his sad lyrics.
Stan Getz
4/5
Alfa piano, sax, drums and guitar.
Not much to say but this is Alfa music and if you don’t like it idc.
Little Richard
4/5
Really Alfa length.
A few really great songs and some other eh songs.
Better than the joke Elvis is.
Janelle Monáe
3/5
Hit and miss songs. Too much filler.
Gv. Good voice.
7/10
Flamin' Groovies
3/5
T. Rex
4/5
Alfa glam and guitar.
Metal Guru, The Slider, Telegram Sam.
Guns N' Roses
4/5
Alfa Slash guitar.
My Michelle is the best song.
“Take me down to the Paradise City
Where the girl are fat and they got big titties”
Lightning Bolt
2/5
I wouldn’t listen to it again but it’s interesting.
Good album for the list. Different than anything I’ve heard of.
5/10
Charles Mingus
5/5
Ez 5. One of my favorite jazz albums.
Waylon Jennings
2/5
Omaha is the best song.
Johnny cash dumps on bad Gaylon Jennings.
Sly & The Family Stone
3/5
Okay, catchy at parts.
I’d rather Sit!
Don McLean
3/5
Boring other than a few songs. Alfa length of the last song.
Brian Eno
3/5
Better than his ambient shit.
Very artsy and glamy.
Ez 3.5
The Darkness
3/5
You can tell they’re influenced by a lot of 80’s bands.
His voice is interesting in the first few songs.
Good instruments.
Ex 3.5
The Doors
4/5
Alfa
Simon & Garfunkel
5/5
Alfa harmonies.
The Boxer and Baby Driver are great.
Ezzzzz 5.
The Human League
3/5
First 3 songs are good.
Middle songs are bleh.
Last 2 songs are good.
I disavow Get Carter.
Ez 3.
Steely Dan
4/5
I want some hot pretzels.
Big Black
2/5
Alfa band name.
Big Money and Stinking Drunk are the two okay songs that I’d listen to again.
Willie Nelson
2/5
Boring as fuck. I don’t care about this.
All Of Me is the best and only kind of good song.
The Rolling Stones
4/5
Alfa blues/roots rock.
I saw them play a few of these songs live.
Stray Cat Girl couldn’t get made today.
Sympathy for The Devil is probably top 5 songs for me.
9/10
Christina Aguilera
2/5
BL. Bad length.
Soft 2.
White Denim
4/5
I like this. A lot of different musical influences. Indie, jazz, progressive rock and psychedelic.
Linkin Park
4/5
RIPCB. Rest in Peace Chester Bennington.
Cure for the Itch is the worst song.
Bob Dylan
4/5
Good folk and good lyrics. Real classy.
Miriam Makeba
2/5
This is what needs to be on the list despite it not being for me.
(M)iri(A)(M) M(A)keba
Mike Oldfield
3/5
I kind of like this but it’s too long.
Not terrible but not good.
New Order
4/5
Every song is great besides Elgin which should have been the opening song or just removed. It’s a weird flow being in the middle of the album.
John Grant
4/5
The chorus in Where Dreams Go To Die gave me goosebumps. Ez 5 star song.
First half is better but I’ll check this out again soon. Ez 4.5.
The White Stripes
5/5
Probably my favorite album by one of my favorite bands.
Alfa guitar and drums.
Neil Young & Crazy Horse
3/5
Too long. All the songs sounded the same. Didn’t hate it though. Instrumentals were better than the vocals.
The Band
4/5
Joni Mitchell
3/5
First half is good. The 2nd half gets more boring and less good. Great voice but there needs to be more than just that.
Orbital
1/5
FO. Fuck Orbital.
Curtis Mayfield
4/5
I hate flies but this one is pretty super.
Freddie’s Dead and Pusherman.
Stevie Wonder
4/5
Great voice and great songs. One of my favorite singers and solo artists. Ez 4.5.
The The
2/5
Bad cover and bad music.
Beastie Boys
4/5
Good samples and influential to a lot of rappers which I can hear.
They’re a little too loud which is my only real complaint.
I’d rather order a 5 piece chicken dinner than hear that 23 second song.
Kings of Leon
3/5
Average. Sex on Fire is good.
The Crusaders
4/5
Catchy and classy.
Santana
4/5
Great Latin jazz. First song is kind of nothing and boring but the rest is good. Ez 4.
Beck
2/5
Bfp. Bad finished process.
Some alright songs but all this experimental shit is bad and annoying and idc about it.
Motörhead
4/5
Pretty much all their main hits.
A few songs show the way live albums are inferior but a well made and good length live album.
Baaba Maal
1/5
This gave me a headache.
Bl. Bm. Bs.
Bad length. Bad music. Bad sound.
Björk
3/5
Hidden Place, Pagan Poetry, Heirloom, and Unison.
Solomon Burke
3/5
Looks like he’s sweating and taking a Yuge dump.
Stephen Stills
3/5
Alfa guest musicians. Hendrix, Clapton, Ringo, Cass Elliot.
The guests are the best part. Kind of boring and bland without them.
Cypress Hill
2/5
Bad and annoying rap voices and too loud.
Bob Dylan
5/5
His best album. All great songs.
Eagles
3/5
Very ez 3. Generic 70’s rock. Nothing too special.
Tryin’ is the best song.
The Police
3/5
Ez 2 besides Message in a Bottle.
They insist upon themselves.
Jane's Addiction
2/5
Bad vocals. Bad distorted guitar sounds besides the solos. Sounds like they’re all playing something different.
3/5
Sleater-Kinney
3/5
One More Hour and Heart Factory are the only good songs. A few other okay songs.
Alfa drums.
Arcade Fire
4/5
Yeah, me. I’m from the suburbs.
Good indie.
Soundgarden
4/5
First 10 songs are great. Next 5 are okay. Would be even better if they stopped at track 10.
Sonic Youth
2/5
More like poo.
Elliott Smith
4/5
Great lyrics. Super relatable to me.
ZZ Top
3/5
Ramones
4/5
Don’t normally like punk but Ramones are good. First two songs are an ez 10. Alfa length.
The Adverts
2/5
Bored Teenager.
I’m a bored MAN listening to this.
Nothing stands out. Very average. 2.5
Erykah Badu
2/5
Erica Bad.
Beck
2/5
Gayero
Slint
3/5
Not a fan of the loud distorted guitar at random times.
Sounds like good moody atmosphere music.
Lyrics are good. Don, Aman is relatable but the music is bleh.
Bobby Womack
3/5
Alexander 'Skip' Spence
2/5
The story behind this album is better than the album itself. Boring and truly sounds like a guy on drugs making this.
N.W.A.
3/5
First 3 songs are great and Express Yourself is good too. The rest is eh to okay.
Missy Elliott
1/5
Bad length. Bad features. Bad beats.
Napalm Death
1/5
Bad.
R.E.M.
3/5
Fine music. Very average. Don’t like the whiny voice. Sounds like he needs to take a yuge dump.
Lana Del Rey
3/5
Good voice. A couple boring songs but mostly enjoyable. Ez 3.5
The Hives
3/5
The first song and the last 4 songs are great. The rest is too punky and loud for me.
The guitar on the last song reminds me of White Stripes.
M.I.A.
2/5
ME wanta 10 dolla fa haven ta heer dis.
Metallica
3/5
I’d rather just listen to the good songs not live. Not terrible. Not amazing though. Too long.
The Smiths
4/5
Great guitar and bass. Morrissey’s voice is great too. Catchy songs.
The Queen is Dead is their best album and should be on here.
Eric Clapton
3/5
Motherless Children is great.
Great guitar and drums all around.
A few eh songs but overall really good.
Ez 3.5
Paul McCartney and Wings
4/5
Great cover. Catchy songs. Band on the Run is an amazing song. Paul is daddy. Ez 4.5
Talking Heads
4/5
Catchy. Puts you in a good mood.
High 3.5 and low 4
Neil Young & Crazy Horse
4/5
Alfa.
Air
2/5
I don’t know why I had to hear this. Boring and not much going on. A couple songs that are alright.
Lou Reed
4/5
Lou Reed’s best work. Iconic voice and sound.
Hot Chip
3/5
Pretty catchy compared to these other kind of albums on the list. Probably the best of this genre on the list. We don’t need anymore.
Radiohead
2/5
Radiohead is overrated as fuck.
David Bowie
4/5
Tito Puente
3/5
Every song sounds the same but it’s pretty catchy and enjoyable.
This is worthy of being on this list.
Last few songs are the best.
Ez 3.5
Ice Cube
3/5
Too many skits. Bad length because of it.
It Was A Good Day is one of the best rap songs ever.
Ez 3.5
The Byrds
4/5
Great psychedelic rock.
Came out right before Sgt. Peppers.
60’s is still the best decade for music.
Sex Pistols
4/5
Black Flag
3/5
Low 3. First half is better. Last half is pretty annoying.
OutKast
4/5
Ez 4.5. Only negative is too many skits and a couple songs on Big Boi’s side.
Andre’s side is an ez 5
Prince
3/5
Some good. Some bad. Some boring songs for how Prince is.
The KLF
2/5
Boooo. I didn’t have to hear this.
Nightmares On Wax
3/5
Okay.
Van Morrison
3/5
Too long. Some great moments but also some boring moments. Last song is 10 minutes and it’s like 2 minutes of actual song.
Paul Simon
3/5
Some parts were boring but some were cool. This is fine to be on the list.
Ez 3
Patti Smith
3/5
Kind of bad voice. Enjoyed it mostly. 2nd and 3rd song were my least favorite. 3.5.
Dr. John
3/5
Wasn’t a big fan but this is a great addition to this list. Low 3.
R.E.M.
4/5
A couple bleh songs. Mostly good. Johnny Cash Everybody Hurts is better.
Malcolm McLaren
1/5
This is hairable. Elmo instruments.
The Go-Betweens
3/5
Reminds me of The Smiths and The Cure without an iconic voice.
I enjoyed this. Ez 3.5
The Cure
4/5
One of my favorite bands but this is probably the most inconsistent one they did.
Amazing guitar and bass. Great atmospheric music.
In Your House and A Forest are some of their best songs.
Amy Winehouse
4/5
My favorite female singer.
In My Bed and Fuck Me Pumps.
Ez 4.5
Spiritualized
3/5
The Individual is terrible. The last song goes on for too long but this sounds like Dark Side of the Moon part 2.
Ez 3.5
Todd Rundgren
5/5
Amazing. Listened to it twice. This is the shit I like. Gives an Abbey Road vibe with the Medley.
I disavow Dogfight Giggle.
Ez 5
Meat Loaf
4/5
Bat Out of Hell and Paradise by the Dashboard Light are great. Low 4.
Mr. Loaf should have gotten the jab.
Siouxsie And The Banshees
4/5
Guided By Voices
1/5
As We Go Up, Motor Away and Blimps Go 80 are the only not horrendous songs.
The Smashing Pumpkins
3/5
Some great songs but insanely too long of length. Some filler. Would have been an ez 4 if they picked the best songs and made it not a double album.
Ez 3.5
Fela Kuti
4/5
Me likie da afrikan muzic
4.5
Liz Phair
2/5
Bad length. Bad music. Idc about this.
M.I.A.
2/5
Paper planes is good. That’s all.
Marvin Gaye
4/5
Let’s Get It On and Distant Lovers are great. Last song is the worst one.
Ez 4.5
Jeff Beck
3/5
First and second song are great. Last 2 songs are good too. Middle is eh.
Great guitar and drums.
Ez 3.5
Marianne Faithfull
3/5
Ah. Nice depressing music which I enjoy. Lyrics are great. Music is a little eh to me.
Working Class Hero is a great cover of the ALFA John Lennon.
Ez 3.5
Little Simz
4/5
Great and real lyrics. I love the jazz.
Venom and Flowers are the two best songs.
Miles Davis
4/5
The La's
3/5
There She Goes and I.O.U.
Shuggie Otis
3/5
Pretty boring. Really chill and good for a rainy day.
Low 3
The Notorious B.I.G.
5/5
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Mr. Biggie in the house with tha best 90’s rap music.
Def Leppard
2/5
Hairable. 2 stars for Foolin’.
Foolin’ me into listening to this.
Janis Joplin
4/5
Music is better if it was instrumental but still really enjoyable.
Cocteau Twins
3/5
Middle songs are the best. All pretty much sound the same but I don’t hate or love it.
Pretenders
4/5
Alfa. Better than I was expecting. Drums are great. First half is better. A couple eh poppy songs that kind of don’t fit it in here but all was enjoyable.
Pink Floyd
5/5
Ez dump on bad albums.
The Pharcyde
4/5
Great jazz beats.
A few too many skits.
Bootie Brown sounds like Danny Brown.
Officer, Ya MAMA, and Passin’ Me By are the 3 best tracks.
Various Artists
3/5
Enjoyable because it’s all songs I know. The Ronettes are great.
The Gun Club
3/5
Okay. Better than I thought.
Preachin’ the Blues and She’s Like Heroin to Me are great.
Ez 3.5
Small Faces
4/5
High 7. Low 8. The actual music is great. Too much narration idc about in the second half.
Great psychedelic rock.
Green Day
4/5
Enjoyed it more now than I used to. Has their best songs on here.
Muddy Waters
4/5
Alfa blues. Tiger in your Tank is the best song.
Blues clues was named after this blues.
Aimee Mann
2/5
I didn’t have to hear this.
Bad length. Bad songs.
Jimmy Smith
4/5
Nice smooth Alfa jazz. Good for reading.
Tears For Fears
3/5
I Believe and Listen are bleh but the rest is good.
Good vocals good harmonies when used.
Ez 3.5
Iggy Pop
4/5
The Assenger
Soft Cell
4/5
Crazy catchy. Sinister voice and synth. This is what deserves to be on this list. Not other dumb non catchy shit.
Frustration, Tainted Love, Sex Dwarf and Chips On My Shoulder are the best songs.
Ez 4.5
Cheap Trick
2/5
The 3 main hits are fine but I’d rather just listen to the main songs if I cared. Idc.
Sarah Vaughan
4/5
Good vocals and good jazz.
Black Sabbath
4/5
Alfa metal. Great riffs, great vocals, great everything.
Ez 4.5
John Lennon
5/5
“We’re not worthy! We’re not worthy”
🙇 🙌🏼
Aretha Franklin
4/5
Almost a ez 5.
Chain of Fools is amazing. Great vocals and great groove.
Ez 4.5
Roxy Music
4/5
Yeah! They took their pants off!
Pulp
5/5
Thanks British guy. Pulp is Alfa.
Run-D.M.C.
5/5
One of my favorite rap albums. Alfa lyrics and beats.
Joni Mitchell
4/5
Good. Her best album. Extra half star for good length.
Brian Eno
3/5
Too much ambient idc about.
The actual songs are okay.
Otis Redding
4/5
Great voice and alfa songs.
Ez 4.5
Yes
4/5
First and last songs are the best.
Enjoyable but A Venture could have been taken off and it would have been even better.
Mylo
2/5
Bad.
Only first two songs are kind of worthy of my time wasted.
Mylo? More like Gaylo.
Bob Dylan
3/5
Trying’ to Get to Heaven is the best song.
Enjoyable for the most part but BL. Bad length.
OutKast
4/5
Too many skits and features. Could definitely have skim 20 minutes off but still great. 1st half is some of the best rap songs of the 90’s.
Queen
5/5
All of Queen is gay because the singer is Bi. - My father
The Mamas & The Papas
4/5
Great harmonies. Alfa Beatles cover.
California Dreamin’ is amazing.
Ice T
2/5
Bad voice and flow. Eh beats. Only a couple songs that I might consider listening to again. Too long. Too many skits.
The Allman Brothers Band
4/5
Alfa! Great guitar and drumming. 2nd half is better. Too long but still enjoyable.
Booker T. & The MG's
4/5
A few amazing songs and a couple eh songs. Drums and guitar were amazing and catchy. Love the instrumental. Not all music needs lyrics.
A Tribe Called Quest
5/5
Great beats and great lyrics. I love a Tribe Called Quest. Bonita Applebaum is a great fucking song.
The Rolling Stones
4/5
Rip This Joint and Casino Boogie are the best two songs. Not as famous as other Rolling Stones music but it’s still enjoyable. Too long though. Ez 4.
Elbow
3/5
The Bones of You and An Audience with the Pope are the two best songs.
Too long. It’s okay. Boring for the most part.
Ez 3
Alice Cooper
3/5
Eh. First half is okay. 2nd half I disavow.
The Thrills
3/5
Say It Ain’t So and Santa Cruz.
The Flaming Lips
4/5
Great psychedelic pop rock.
Yoshimi Part 1 is one of the best songs in this century.
Do You Realize is also a classic.
Raekwon
2/5
Oh my god idc about these features. An ungodly amount.
Goldfrapp
2/5
More albums I don’t have to listen to.
2 stars for Human and Utopia.
2/5
I don’t get it.
Whiny voice. Boring music.
Bullet the Blue Sky is the only good song.
Michael Jackson
4/5
Inaccurate name. This isn’t bad.
Carpenters
3/5
Ez 3.
Justice
2/5
Only trolls give this a 4 or higher.
Dolly Parton
3/5
Nice jugs.
Ez 3.5
Butthole Surfers
2/5
Human Cannonball and 22 Going on 23 are the only good songs.
Cute dog.
FUCK clowns.
2.5
Pixies
4/5
Reminds of a lighter Nirvana.
High 7
Death In Vegas
3/5
Dirge, Soul Auctioneer, Aisha, and Aladdin’s Story are great. The rest is eh.
Bob Marley & The Wailers
2/5
Ah. How I’ve missed those little bongos.
I’m glad we listened to every album Bob made.
Coldcut
2/5
Idc
The Rolling Stones
4/5
Every song is amazing except for You Gotta Move.
Ez 4.5
Michael Jackson
5/5
Alfa. Ez dump on disco/pop. Every song is a classic.
Dusty Springfield
4/5
Enjoyable early pop.
Fats Domino
4/5
Nice haircut, nerd.
The Doors
4/5
I know a guy who said The Doors are the greatest band of all time. He hinted at hating on The Beatles which is the only correct answer for the greatest band of all time. He told me “you can’t really think the Beatles are the greatest band of all time?” And I replied “no, I really think the Beatles are the greatest band of all time.”
So yeah. Now that my intro that literally no one cares about is over time to review The Doors’ Morrison Hotel. The first half is the best, middle is eh. Indian Summer is bad. Ends with Maggie M’Gill which is a great song. Good instruments. Jim Morrison’s voice is my least favorite part of the band. The length of the album is Alfa.
In my last paragraph to make myself seem important on a website I’ll end with a question for the readers “Do you really think The Doors are the great band of all time?”
5/5
Best Bowie album. All classic songs.
Bad Brains
3/5
Not terrible. Not great. Kind of boring.
Baaba Maal
2/5
My favorite part was when there was no singing.
Deep Purple
4/5
Great bongos on Space Truckin’.
Ez 4.5
Steely Dan
5/5
This one guy in the reviews wrote literally 9 paragraphs about this album. I’m not going to do that.
Jefferson Airplane
4/5
Would be an ez 10 without the two out of place songs Today and Comin’ Back to Me.
Great psychedelic rock.
Ez 4.5
Gang Of Four
4/5
Liked this a lot better than I thought.
Every song pretty much sounds the same but it’s good.
Great bass and guitar.
Last song is bleh.
Beatles
5/5
My 4th least favorite Beatles album is still an EZ 10/10.
Kate Bush
3/5
Big Boi, part of the greatest rap duo of all time, Outkast, named this his favorite album ever.
Not terrible but her next album is better.
Fred Neil
3/5
I thought I’d want to cover my ears like this kid on the cover but it turned out not too bad.
2 middle songs and last song are dumb.
Beatles
5/5
Probably overall one of my least favorites by the Beatles but still an ez 10.
Iron Maiden
5/5
One of my all time favorite metal albums. Song 3-8 is probably some of the best metal ever.
Great vocals and great cover.
Nirvana
5/5
Took exactly a year for Chadbutt’s album to make it. Ez 5
Bob Dylan
4/5
Good for his first one. Blowin’ in the Wind is great. A couple lesser songs. Good length for a Dylan album.
The Stooges
4/5
Doves
2/5
Too long. Boring. Idk or c why I had to listen to this.
Here It Comes is good though.
LL Cool J
3/5
MAMA
The worse of his more famous albums. His first two are the best. They need to be on here.
Jurassic 5
4/5
Awesome beats. We need more ez jazz rap on here.
High Fidelity and Sum of Us are the best songs.
Last couple songs don’t hit as great as the first half. But ez 4.5
Joni Mitchell
3/5
Furry Sings the Blues
The Dictators
3/5
Better than expected. Most punk just sounds the same but the songs here actually sounds a little different than the others.
Good length.
The Jesus And Mary Chain
3/5
The beginning stages of shoegaze. One of the most annoying genres. Only about half of the songs actually have that vibe luckily.
Darklands, Happy When it Rains and Cherry Came Too are my favorites.
Low 3
Ray Charles
4/5
Blind guy getting wanked off for the 1st time is a crazy cover picture.
Spiritualized
2/5
Boring as fuck and too long.
2 stars for Run and the the 2nd half of 200 Bars.
Eagles
2/5
First 3 songs are good. The rest is trash.
Elvis Costello & The Attractions
4/5
Catchy. Ez fun album.
Weather Report
4/5
The alfa chad bassist Flea from RHCP told me personally on Twitter that this and Mr. Gone were his favorite Weather Report albums.
Has some really good and some okay stuff here. Some of the synths are eh. My least favorite part of jazz fusion. The bass by the Alfa Jaco is great.
Alice Cooper
3/5
Some good and some bad.
Blue Tuck and Luney Tune are top 2 songs.
Femi Kuti
4/5
Frustrations and Plenty Nonsense are amazing.
Too long. Cut like 20-30 minutes and this would be really great overall.
🪘
Low 4
Kendrick Lamar
5/5
One of the best rap albums of the 2010’s. I think good kid maad city is the best of his and one of the best of all time.
Ez one of the goats.
Pavement
3/5
Better than the previous Pavement. First half is the best and pretty good overall.
Cut Your Hair and Unfair are my favorites.
Elis Regina
4/5
Awesome. Thanks.
Eminem
4/5
Yeah, free speech.
The Monkees
4/5
4.5
Chicago
4/5
FUCK Free Form Guitar.
Everything else is amazing. Ez dump on bad music.
Great drums, bass and guitar.
Ez 4.5
Kanye West
5/5
Ez classic. Every song is amazing. Even the Chad skits. Normally skits make me so PISSED.
Thin Lizzy
2/5
Awesome! Live AND double. Keep up the great work!
The Doors
4/5
Break in Through and Light My Fire are Alfa.
Digital Underground
2/5
Oh my god I don’t care about packets.
Radiohead
3/5
Jah Wobble's Invaders Of The Heart
2/5
Has a few good moments. The first song is good. Ez 2.5.
Simple Minds
2/5
Idc.
Def Leppard
1/5
Awesome thanks.
Pixies
4/5
Debaser, waves of mutilation, here comes your man.
Ali Farka Touré
3/5
Kraftwerk
3/5
Super repetitive. Not really annoying so it’s okay. Could have been like 6 minutes long instead of 42. I’d never listen to this again though.
John Coltrane
5/5
Probably top 3 jazz albums for me.
Ez dump.
Robert Wyatt
3/5
Okay. The Robin Hood songs are the best.
Sugar
3/5
Frankie Goes To Hollywood
2/5
Really straight cover. April fools.
Minor Threat
2/5
Good length
Morrissey
4/5
Morrisgay. Boom roasted.
Crowded House
3/5
That is a wooden face.
Ali Farka Touré
3/5
Survivor music.
Adam & The Ants
3/5
Probably a 2.5 but a 3 because it’s actually a good addition to this list.
1 half is superior.
The Soft Boys
4/5
Ez influenced by Beatles
Sufjan Stevens
4/5
Aerosmith
2/5
Dump.
Hookworms
3/5
Better than a 3 stars but slightly lower than a 4. The Soft Season and Reunion are not that good. Every thing is catchy and enjoyable. 3.5
Grateful Dead
3/5
The jams are good. Probably would be 4 stars without Feedback.
Depeche Mode
3/5
Fine for what it is. Not as catchy as the best synthpop should.
Peter Gabriel
3/5
Awesome. Thanks. Last two songs are 🍑
Bob Marley & The Wailers
3/5
Eh. Idc.
3 stars for Ez Birds.
Fleetwood Mac
4/5
Good. The Chain is a great song.
The Cure
5/5
Ez
CHVRCHES
2/5
Idc about this. Gun is the only song I kind of liked.
Peter Gabriel
3/5
Keep up the great work!
KISS
3/5
Some great songs but a couple eh songs. Ez 3.5
Madonna
2/5
Idc
Queen Latifah
2/5
Give me something good.
Bon Jovi
2/5
This did not make me wet.
Anthrax
4/5
Ez dump on metal. 4.5
Drive-By Truckers
2/5
Terrible voice. Idc about Alabama.
Tim Buckley
3/5
You have something on your eye, nerd.
The Who
4/5
A couple lesser songs. Behind Blue Eyes is probably The Who’s best song.
fIREHOSE
2/5
Sounds like a band idc about.
2.5
Kanye West
5/5
Alfa Chad music
Rahul Dev Burman
3/5
3 stars for Title Music. The rest is okay. Better than expected.
Still better than any Bollywood movie I’ve ever seen. And I’ve seen tens.
The Cult
2/5
Idc about this kind of rock music.
Talking Heads
4/5
Enjoyable. Keep up the great work!
Sonic Youth
1/5
Awesome thanks. Keep up the great work!
Jazmine Sullivan
2/5
FUCK tales.
The B-52's
4/5
Cock Lobster is the best song.
Coldplay
3/5
First half is good. 2nd half is eh. Ez 3.5
Nine Inch Nails
2/5
Good lyrics but bad music. Pretentious shit that RYM loves to suck off.
Hole
4/5
Nirvana
The Velvet Underground
4/5
Meat Puppets
3/5
Kurt’s covers were better.
Billy Bragg
2/5
Not terrible but oh my god idc.
Korn
4/5
Great but the dumb rap shit makes it less great.
Aerosmith
3/5
Starts off okay but gets worse as it goes. The last song is shit.
Sepultura
3/5
Great first half. Fuck the 2nd half tribal shit.
Buzzcocks
3/5
Fast Cars and Fiction Romance are good. The rest are okay.
Chad Alfa name.
Cocks
Dr. Octagon
2/5
A couple songs I enjoyed but overall bad. Idc about this shit.
Pet Shop Boys
2/5
Snooze fest 😴
k.d. lang
1/5
kd. Krap dump.
One of the most boring things I’ve ever heard.
Paul Revere & The Raiders
4/5
Better than most things RYM sucks off.
Ez 4
Jane Weaver
3/5
3 stars for The Architect. Great song.
Throwing Muses
2/5
Idk. Kind of annoying. Wasn’t on Spotify so negative 1 star.
The War On Drugs
1/5
Makes me want to do drugs again.
Snooze fest 2024
Parliament
4/5
Good. Songs go on too long though.
Fiona Apple
3/5
Weird but fairly enjoyable.
Would.
4/5
Uncontrollable Urge is a great song.
Next song sucks.
Rest is good too.
Slap Your MAMMY is great too.
4/5
Grateful Dead
4/5
Great first 3 songs.
The Stooges
4/5
Ez 5 without We Will Fall.
I Wanna Be Your Dog is top 5 songs ever.
Ez 4.5.
Ms. Dynamite
2/5
Anyway U Want It is the only song I liked.
The Beta Band
3/5
Beta
Kid Rock
1/5
-1 star
Minutemen
4/5
A lot of great stuff but too long and multiple dumb filler songs.
The Dave Brubeck Quartet
5/5
Classy Alfa Chad jazz.
The Beta Band
3/5
Beta
Orbital
2/5
Ooga booga
Derek & The Dominos
3/5
Fine. Too long. Gets old halfway through.
PJ Harvey
2/5
Only thing on Spotify was the demos. Idc or k if that’s what the real album sounds like. Boring.
Gang Starr
3/5
Gene Clark
4/5
Good ol cuntry
Elvis Costello & The Attractions
3/5
Good lyrics. Some songs I don’t really care for the music though.
N.E.R.D
4/5
Enjoyed a lot more than expected. Cover looks like a 1 or 2 stars.
Lynyrd Skynyrd
3/5
Idc how it’s pronounced.
Slayer
5/5
Rick Rubin.
The Modern Lovers
3/5
Solid.
Siouxsie And The Banshees
4/5
Neil Young & Crazy Horse
4/5
Nice
Marvin Gaye
5/5
Ez dump on badz
Björk
2/5
Interesting. 2.5
Where is the line? Idk Bjork. You’re the one talking about it.
Tom Waits
1/5
Trash
Pet Shop Boys
3/5
Alright I guess. Kind of boring.
The Slits
2/5
Idc
Dirty Projectors
2/5
Stillness Is the Move is the only song I kind of liked.
Crosby, Stills & Nash
4/5
Finally. Gave me something good.
The Fall
3/5
Too long but okay. Whatever. Idc
Shack
3/5
Alright
Ryan Adams
2/5
I don’t care about a normal length album of this. Especially not a double album.
The Teenuh song is the only good song.
New York Dolls
4/5
Awesome. I’ve heard this a lot.
The singer sounds like he’s slobbin’ on a knob.
4.5
Blood, Sweat & Tears
3/5
Alright
Bonnie "Prince" Billy
2/5
Bad
Haircut 100
4/5
Finally. Something good on the Bri’ish list I’ve never heard before.
Beth Orton
3/5
It’s alright I guess. Idc.
Marilyn Manson
3/5
Happy Mondays
4/5
Cream
5/5
One of my favorites from the 60’s.
Black Sabbath
5/5
Planet Caravan is eh but the rest is great.
The Mothers Of Invention
5/5
Today I will be naming the members of the band.
Chad Zappa.
Chad Carl Black
Chad Collins
Chad Estrada
Chad Ingbar
Prince
4/5
The Vines
3/5
Fine. Pretty enjoyable.
3.5
Quicksilver Messenger Service
3/5
Weird but alright. Too long though.
Suede
2/5
Idc
Arcade Fire
3/5
Fine. A bit overrated.
3.5
Japan
4/5
Good. Catchy and eerie
Finley Quaye
2/5
Sunday Shining is really good. The rest is cheeks.
Dexys Midnight Runners
4/5
Awesome
4.5
Dire Straits
3/5
Eh. Soft 3.
The Who
3/5
Weird. Not like what they normally do. Alright though.
4/5
Chad and Alfa
Lucinda Williams
3/5
Fine.
The Good, The Bad & The Queen
2/5
Idc
Penguin Cafe Orchestra
2/5
Not really what I was expecting. Pretty boring.
A Tribe Called Quest
5/5
Chad rap
The Monks
3/5
Interesting. Some good stuff here. Reminds me of Velvet Underground.
7.5
Beyoncé
3/5
I disavow my previous rating. Most of this is boring as hell. Bonus tracks are better than the album.
Barry Adamson
3/5
Some good but also some bad.
Ez 3
John Martyn
4/5
Nice
The Cardigans
4/5
Chad.
8.5
Super Furry Animals
3/5
Fine. A few really good songs.
Supertramp
4/5
Good
Paul Simon
4/5
A couple boring songs but good overall.
Miles Davis
5/5
Miles Davis
5/5
Chad jazz
Cyndi Lauper
3/5
First half is eh. 2nd half is great.
Ez 3.5
Mj Cole
3/5
Fine. Too long. A lot sounds the same.
Ananda Shankar
3/5
Interesting. Good addition to this bri’ish list.
Slipknot
3/5
Fine. Pretty good. A couple bleh songs. Too long. Ez 3.5
Willie Colón & Rubén Blades
4/5
Ez
Coldplay
3/5
Okay. Half of these songs are fine. Some are boring.
The Coral
4/5
Awesome
Ez 4.5
The Stooges
5/5
Another one of my favorites
Elton John
4/5
Great first half
3/5
It’s fine. Whatever.
Grandmaster Flash & The Furious Five
4/5
Great for its time. Weird disco song in the middle messes with the flow of this.
Frank Black
3/5
First half is eh. 2nd half starting with Freedom Rock is great.
Too long though. Cut out the first 6-8 songs and it’d be great.
Cocteau Twins
2/5
This is music that would be played on a movie when a character is using heroin.
Nitin Sawhney
3/5
Weird as fuck. Half of this is cheeks but some is good.
Ez 3 for being different.
Jacques Brel
4/5
Good addition to the list.
Thundercat
4/5
Great first half. Gets too long at the end.
Radiohead
4/5
Their best album. A couple songs are still kind of cheeks. Like the last song. 🍑
Neneh Cherry
3/5
Interesting. Enjoyed it more than expected.
3.5
Talvin Singh
1/5
Idc. Boring and bad
X-Ray Spex
3/5
Don’t really care for this kind of punk. Middle songs were the best.
XTC
4/5
Really good. They have better albums though.
Dolly Parton
2/5
First song is good. The rest is 🍑
Ozomatli
3/5
Better than expected.
Slade
4/5
Really good. Like a punk version of Led Zeppelin.
Jungle Brothers
3/5
Some good head banger beats. Too long. Most sound the same.
3.5
The Divine Comedy
4/5
Super Chad.
4.5
Queens of the Stone Age
4/5
Good. They made a lot better music later on though.
Terence Trent D'Arby
3/5
A lot of this cheeks.
Dance Little Sister is great.
Led Zeppelin
5/5
Chad album
Pulp
4/5
Chad Brit pop. The Pulp are the best to do it.
Joy Division
4/5
Chad.
The Triffids
3/5
The first couple songs were good/fine.
Got slowly worse as it went.
Low 6.
Sly & The Family Stone
3/5
Fine. Sounds the same.
Can
4/5
The Band
4/5
Chad. The most famous song is probably my least favorite.
Public Image Ltd.
3/5
Theme, Annalisa (my favorite) Public Image and Low Life are the only worth while songs. The rest are 🍑🍑
PJ Harvey
3/5
Fine. Last few songs are eh.
Joanna Newsom
4/5
I like the harps and her voice. Sounds like fairy land music.
Snoop Dogg
3/5
A classic that is riddled with fucking skits that ruin the flow. Awesome cover.
Rocket From The Crypt
3/5
Eh. Soft 3
The Verve
4/5
First half is awesome. Gets less great as it goes on. Too long but really enjoyable.
The Jam
4/5
Start literally sounds like The Beatles. Love the guitar and bass. Chad.
Youssou N'Dour
3/5
Kind of too long but pretty enjoyable for what it is.
Beck
3/5
First two songs are really good. Some boring songs in here but overall not too bad.
The Last Shadow Puppets
4/5
Alex Turner is a god.
Ez 4.5
Creedence Clearwater Revival
5/5
Credence tapes
k.d. lang
2/5
No, please stop.
Slipknot
4/5
Low 8 but Chad drums and this kind of music makes me want to punch a baby in the face.
John Martyn
3/5
Mostly boring but a couple good songs.
The 13th Floor Elevators
4/5
Animal Collective
3/5
Lenny Kravitz
4/5
I Built This Garden For Us is amazing.
Didn’t like the 3rd or 4th song but the rest were really good. Enjoyed it better than I expected to.
Screaming Trees
3/5
Fine. Last song was the best. 3.5
Giant Sand
1/5
Shit music. If you will.
R.E.M.
4/5
Pretty good. Low 8
Electric Light Orchestra
3/5
Way too long. The best are the beginning and end songs. The middle are cheeks and just filler.
3.5
Röyksopp
3/5
Whatever. A few entertaining songs.
The Smashing Pumpkins
4/5
Chad. 4.5
Venom
3/5
Nice. Pretty enjoyable. Not a fan of the voice that sounds really quiet and grawling.
LCD Soundsystem
3/5
A couple really good songs with some other boring ones. The last song is cheeks.
Herbie Hancock
5/5
Chad
The Mars Volta
3/5
Interesting. 2nd half is better.
7.5
Nina Simone
4/5
Chad. A couple boring songs at the end but pretty great overall. Awesome voice.
4/5
Not their best music but good regardless
Lambchop
3/5
Idc
Primal Scream
2/5
Buena Vista Social Club
4/5
Chad
Tom Waits
1/5
One of the worst things I’ve heard in my life.
Ella Fitzgerald
4/5
First 2 sides are Chad. Not listening to 3+ hours of this.
Hugh Masekela
4/5
Giga Chad jazz ez dump on bads.
4.5
The Magnetic Fields
3/5
69
The Residents
1/5
Awesome thanks
Culture Club
3/5
Julian Cope
4/5
2nd half is the best. Beautiful Love of The American Lite is the best song. Still too long overall but low 4.
Radiohead
2/5
“DiD yOu KnOw AmNeSiAc WaS mAdE aT tHe SaMe TiMe As KiD a?”
Yeah and idc.
My Bloody Valentine
1/5
💩
Miles Davis
5/5
The Sonics
5/5
Chad
Emerson, Lake & Palmer
4/5
The 3 Promenade songs I didn’t care about but the rest is good. This live is tolerable because it’s only 38 minutes long.
4/5
2 whatever songs and the rest is enjoyable.
Rufus Wainwright
4/5
Movies of Myself and 14th Street are super chad.
Chamber and Baroque Pop are Alfa.
4.5
Led Zeppelin
5/5
Ez
Astor Piazzolla
3/5
Elmo Jazz
The Charlatans
4/5
Minus the last song everything was enjoyable enough. An inferior version of Oasis.
Gotan Project
3/5
Too long but some good songs.
Genesis
4/5
A lot of good songs but way too long for enjoyment. A few cheek sound songs.
Leonard Cohen
3/5
Fine. Not my favorite genre at all but great song writing.
Spacemen 3
1/5
🤡🗑️🍑🚽🚮
The Style Council
4/5
Good and enjoyable.
Soul II Soul
3/5
Too long but whatever. Fine.
The Boo Radleys
2/5
Sam Cooke
4/5
Chad. Probably the best live album we’ve had here and probably the best there is.
Beastie Boys
4/5
Chad
Kings of Leon
4/5
Pretty enjoyable. Low 8.
The Roots
3/5
Fine. A lot of random parts thrown in here. The 2nd half is really good. Rhymes and Ammo is the best song.
Ez 3.5
Brian Wilson
4/5
Nice. Weird but great at the same time.
U2
3/5
Fine
Gene Clark
4/5
One In A Hundred and 1975 are giga Chad.
Jamiroquai
4/5
Catchy and fun.
Madness
4/5
Didn’t listen to all of it since not on Spotify but I enjoyed what I heard.
Le Tigre
3/5
My My Metrocard is chad. The rest is whatever.
Rush
4/5
Chad. 4.5
Public Image Ltd.
3/5
Fine. Whatever.
Stephen Stills
3/5
Too long but fine
Barry Adamson
3/5
Interesting and cool concept which bumped it up to an ez 3. The last song is Chad.
Muddy Waters
4/5
If I had a nickel.
Mudhoney
3/5
Pretty enjoyable. Not amazing. Ez 3.5
The Rolling Stones
4/5
Mother’s Little Helper is probably my favorite Stones song.
The Undertones
4/5
Nice. Better than expected with this bad cover.
Faith No More
4/5
Nice
The Incredible String Band
3/5
Good addition
The Cramps
3/5
3.5
Last song is ass.
Bee Gees
4/5
Chad. Ez 4.5. Possibly a 5 after a re-listen.
The Pretty Things
4/5
Most of this is really really good. A couple songs away and this could be a ez 5 stars.
Ladysmith Black Mambazo
3/5
Surprisingly not bad. Interesting and good addition to the bri’ish list.
George Jones
3/5
The Weatherman is Chad.
3.5
Jimi Hendrix
4/5
My least favorite of his three albums but still good.
The Afghan Whigs
3/5
Mostly good. A few eh songs.
3.5
Sonic Youth
3/5
Pretty much every song starts off good and then the 2nd half is mostly nonsense.
Sebadoh
4/5
Pretty chad.
Björk
4/5
Nice
Bob Dylan
5/5
His best.
Tracy Chapman
4/5
Nice
Joan Baez
3/5
Nice voice but somewhat boring in areas.
David Gray
2/5
Bad. Idc
Joni Mitchell
4/5
Chad Joni
Sonic Youth
1/5
Only okay song is the first. FUCK noise.
Aphex Twin
3/5
Green Calx fucks. The rest is okay. A few bad songs.
Led Zeppelin
5/5
Nice
Queen
4/5
A pretty different sounding album from their other stuff. I’m a fan of
MGMT
3/5
Some really good with a couple bleh songs.
3.5
Heaven 17
2/5
Idc
Funkadelic
4/5
Only listened to the title song because the album isn’t on DAMN Spotify but the one song is great.
Norah Jones
3/5
Fine. Kind of boring but whatever. Idc.
The Replacements
3/5
Mostly fine.
Rod Stewart
3/5
Music is fine but his voice is irritating.
Some songs are boring as fuck.
My Way of Giving is chad.
Gary Numan
4/5
Probably the best Synthpop album I’ve ever heard.
Ez 4.5
Leonard Cohen
3/5
Have to be in the right mood to enjoy this. It’s fine. Good songwriting.
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
3/5
Fine. First half is better.
The Stranglers
4/5
Nice
3/5
First side is boring and cheeks. 2nd half is good despite being a DAMN dipshit live album.
Neil Young
5/5
Chad
The Jam
4/5
Minus English Rose this is a banger.
Teenage Fanclub
3/5
Fine. Some good stuff here.
David Crosby
2/5
Saint Etienne
2/5
Adele
3/5
ABBA
3/5
Sheryl Crow
3/5
Turbonegro
3/5
Pretty generic rock songs with a couple bangers.
The Flaming Lips
4/5
The drums sound is absolutely insane. Ez 5 if it weren't for the 2 random nothing but sound songs.
Bruce Springsteen
3/5
A lot of fine to good songs but also some really boring uninteresting ones.
The Jon Spencer Blues Explosion
2/5
I'm speechless, speechless. I am without speech.
The Electric Prunes
3/5
Manic Street Preachers
4/5
Nice
The Cure
4/5
Ez 4.5
G. Love & Special Sauce
4/5
The drums are awesome. A mix of The White Stripes and Sublime.
Echo And The Bunnymen
3/5
Fine
Silver Jews
3/5
Fine. A couple boring songs.
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
2/5
Too long and a snooze fest. Idc.
The Disposable Heroes Of Hiphoprisy
3/5
I like his voice and the beats. Sounds like Public Enemy.
Last few songs are weird.
3.5
Lloyd Cole And The Commotions
3/5
Ray Price
4/5
Chad country.
Mudhoney
3/5
Not bad. 3.5
Hüsker Dü
3/5
Too long but it's fine. It all sounds the same.
Dennis Wilson
4/5
Nice.
Al Green
4/5
Chad
Tangerine Dream
1/5
Yes, I HAVE to listen to this. Awesome thanks.
The Clash
4/5
Chad. Definitely one of the best punk albums ever. It's a little too long though. Ez 4.5
John Lee Hooker
2/5
A couple fine songs. Mostly boring.
Billy Bragg
3/5
Badly Drawn Boy
2/5
Holy shit. Bad.
2 stars for the only good song Disillusion.
Aerosmith
3/5
Kings of Leon
3/5
Every other song is bleh. I don't really care for the voice but the guitar is good.
James Taylor
4/5
Nice easy listening.
Pink Floyd
5/5
Björk
2/5
Cool cover but boring music.
Jorge Ben Jor
4/5
First half is great. Last few songs are the weakest.
Nirvana
4/5
Probably my favorite live album if I had to pick. Still just rather listen to the real songs.
Beatles
5/5
Insert Tim Face
2/5
I don't really care.
Elvis Presley
2/5
FUCK Elvis.
Only good song is Blue Suede Shoes. Not because of Elvis. But because the song is a great song. The rest are trash covers.
4/5
Chad. Ez 4.5
Emmylou Harris
2/5
Dear Bri'ish guy,
Thank you for giving me this album. I don't know how I lived without it.
Sincerely with love,
Me.
The Lemonheads
3/5
Fine
Stevie Wonder
5/5
Dipshits will give this 2 or 3 stars but give fucking drone noise "music" a 5.
One of my top 5-10 favorite albums.
Steve Winwood
3/5
Fine. Whatever.
MC Solaar
4/5
Cool. Nice flow and jazz beats.
Ragga Jam is amazing.
The Smiths
4/5
Ez 4.5
Dion
4/5
Better than expected
CHIC
4/5
Nice bass.
Everything But The Girl
3/5
Some are boring. Some are good.
Joe Ely
3/5
I really like Cornbread Moon and Fingernails.
Method Man
4/5
Release Yo' Delf is Chad. There's some men songs but most are really good.
Brian Eno
2/5
First half is fine and the 2nd half is atrocious.
2.5
Ute Lemper
4/5
Chad.
Scissor Sisters
4/5
Really good. Better than expected. Reminds me of Justin Timberlake.
Sabu
3/5
Each song goes on too long but I like the sound and drums. Choferito is a great song.
3.5
Beastie Boys
4/5
A lot of random jazzy songs but they're fine. Better than 99% of other random songs in albums. This is Chad.
T. Rex
4/5
Really good. Nice guitar.
Skunk Anansie
3/5
Bald black woman. Can't miss her.
Paul McCartney
4/5
Just some classy and Chad pop rock by DADDY.
Gorillaz
3/5
A lot of random filler songs. It's fine but nothing incredible. It was ahead of its time.
Neil Young
4/5
Ez 4.5
Suicide
1/5
🗑
Wild Beasts
4/5
A couple lesser songs but overall really good. Nice voice.
King Crimson
4/5
Ez Money is an EZ 10.
Christina Aguilera
3/5
1 half is eh. 2nd half is really good.
Metallica
4/5
Hell yeah, brother
The xx
2/5
These pretzels are making me thirsty.
The Undertones
4/5
Nice. Really catchy choruses. First half is really good.
Doves
3/5
Has its moments.
Rage Against The Machine
4/5
Bald.
Emmylou Harris
4/5
Just some classy country. Sounds like Dolly.
Echo And The Bunnymen
4/5
Good.
Fun Lovin' Criminals
3/5
A couple good songs. Rest are fine.
Circle Jerks
3/5
Good length. Has a good amount of Chad songs for being a punk album.
Ryan Adams
2/5
Yawn. Idc.
The Louvin Brothers
4/5
Nice
Mariah Carey
2/5
I love boring 57 minute albums.
Ramblin' Jack Elliott
3/5
Bluesypoo
Grant Lee Buffalo
3/5
First 4 songs are good. The rest is whatever.
The Go-Go's
4/5
Chad ladies.
Isaac Hayes
4/5
Chad bald music
The Clash
3/5
Good for punk.
Stereo MC's
3/5
Fine. Too long.
Arrested Development
3/5
Has its moments. Better than some other shit on here.
Jeff Buckley
5/5
Wonderful. Great voice.
Living Colour
4/5
Chad black men metal. First 3 songs and Memories Can't Wait are great.
The Icarus Line
3/5
Ok.
Leftfield
2/5
Not terrible but just way too long. This is like video game music. 2.5
Cee Lo Green
3/5
Nice
The Verve
3/5
Not bad. Another too long album.
Jimi Hendrix
4/5
Guitar playing is pretty good. Drums are Chad.
Traffic
4/5
Chad
Isaac Hayes
4/5
Bald
The White Stripes
4/5
Ez dump. One of my favorite bands. 4.5
Cornershop
4/5
I disavow song 7 and 8 but everything was really good. Nice addition to the list.
Machito
4/5
Tim face jazz. 4.5
Stereolab
3/5
Some good and some eh.
Country Joe & The Fish
3/5
All the short songs were really good but the 3 5+ minute songs were bleh.
U2
3/5
Awesome thanks
Aretha Franklin
4/5
QWAN
Deerhunter
4/5
Enjoyable besides 3 songs.
Pentangle
4/5
Good edition to the Bri'ish list. Never heard anything like it.
Rufus Wainwright
4/5
Nice
The Byrds
4/5
Good birds country
Killing Joke
2/5
🍑 besides Complications.
Britney Spears
3/5
Idc. Fine for what it is I guess.
Marvin Gaye
4/5
Too long but Chad.
Bruce Springsteen
3/5
Bruce insist upon itself.
CHIC
4/5
Everything is really good besides the 2nd song.
Carole King
4/5
Chad. Cute kitty.
The Who
4/5
Leeds.
Most of these songs don't actually sound live which is a plus.
Simon & Garfunkel
3/5
Half of these are dumb songs and the other half are Chad.
3.5
Klaxons
4/5
1st half is 3.5 second half is 4.
The Pogues
3/5
Metropolis is the best song.
FUCK worms.
3.5
John Prine
4/5
Good but has a couple boring songs.
Gram Parsons
4/5
Chad
Maxwell
3/5
1st half is really good. 2nd half is eh.
3.5
Elvis Costello & The Attractions
4/5
Chad
Billy Joel
4/5
Good music
David Bowie
4/5
Start of the 2nd side is weird but first half is Chad.
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
3/5
2nd half besides the last song is good. The rest is whatever.
Leonard Cohen
3/5
Okay. Not my thing but has some fine songs.
Justin Timberlake
3/5
Not bad. Decent pop from the early 2000's. Too long tho.
3.5
Brian Eno
3/5
Fine. A few stupid nothing songs.
Pet Shop Boys
3/5
3.5
Run-D.M.C.
3/5
Okay. Kind of boring and repeatative.
Bruce Springsteen
2/5
Holy shit. Idc
Bauhaus
4/5
Low 4
Serge Gainsbourg
3/5
Interesting
Bill Callahan
3/5
Better than expected horse album.
Billie Holiday
4/5
Just some classy vocal jazz.
Einstürzende Neubauten
1/5
At least I had fun.
Primal Scream
2/5
Idc. Medication is the only remotely good song.
Black Sabbath
4/5
Great Chad metal
Boston
3/5
Good/decent cheesy 70's rock.
First 2 songs are the best.
3.5
The Fall
4/5
Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark
2/5
Stinky
Eurythmics
4/5
Kacey Musgraves
3/5
Supergrass
4/5
Chad Britpop
Basement Jaxx
2/5
🍑
Calexico
4/5
Elvis Presley
2/5
Hanoi Rocks
4/5
Good
Frank Sinatra
4/5
Chad
4.5
Public Enemy
4/5
Chad rap
4.5
Buck Owens
4/5
Only 2 songs I didn't like. Classy country.
Elton John
4/5
Chad John
4.5
Genesis
4/5
4.5
Fugazi
4/5
Portishead
3/5
Peter Frampton
3/5
Beatles
5/5
Ministry
3/5
Half is dogshit while the other half is pretty good.
King Crimson
5/5
Ez dump
Tom Waits
2/5
His best album I've heard so far. That's saying something. 🤡 music
The Byrds
4/5
Roni Size
3/5
Better than it should be. Repeative at times but good for an electronic album from the bri'ish list.
Ghostface Killah
4/5
Good. Too many skits though.
The Young Rascals
4/5
Nice
Simply Red
4/5
John Cale
4/5
Stevie Wonder
5/5
Ez gigachad. Best double album ever.
Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young
4/5
The Damned
4/5
The Smiths
4/5
Prefab Sprout
4/5
Much better than I was expecting. Has that boring vibe but in a good way. When Love Breaks Down and Hallelujah are great.
Cowboy Junkies
2/5
Idc
Stevie Wonder
4/5
4.5
Metallica
4/5
Chad
Sinead O'Connor
2/5
I am Stretched on Your Grave is amazing. 2 other fine songs and the rest is cheeks. 2.5
The Beach Boys
4/5
Chad.
4.5
The Kinks
4/5
4.5
Sade
4/5
Chad 4.5
Neil Young
4/5
First half is amazing 4.5
Donovan
4/5
First half = good
Second half = good but not as good
Low 4
Pere Ubu
3/5
Half is good. The other half is dumb. Ez 3
Christine and the Queens
3/5
Big Brother & The Holding Company
3/5
Fine.
Tortoise
2/5
Two stars for The Taut and Time. Rest are Jeb Bush face.
Lupe Fiasco
3/5
Fine 3.5
Dusty Springfield
4/5
Chad. One of the best female singers.
Johnny Cash
4/5
Good prison music
The Dandy Warhols
3/5
I love 66 minute albums when there's only 10-15 minutes of actual good music.
Richard Hawley
4/5
First 6 songs are amazing. The last 2 songs idc about.
GZA
3/5
Fine. 3 5
The Teardrop Explodes
3/5
Fine. Whatever.
Germs
1/5
Awesome thanks
Afrika Bambaataa
3/5
Interesting and very different. Early hip hop. Ez 3.5
Leonard Cohen
3/5
Fine. Whatever.
Ray Charles
4/5
Chad
The Specials
2/5
Idc
Les Rythmes Digitales
3/5
Fine. Whatever. Too long again.
Everything But The Girl
3/5
Good for speeding in rainy weather music.
Super Furry Animals
4/5
Hell yeah brother
The Prodigy
4/5
Pretty amazing at times. Still too long. Ez 4 5
Nick Drake
4/5
Traffic
4/5
Massive Attack
2/5
Bad
Nanci Griffith
3/5
Not great but fine.
Ravi Shankar
3/5
Stinky album.
Orange Juice
4/5
Scott Walker
3/5
Fine
Wild Honey is amazing. Ez 3.5
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
1/5
Bad. What the fuck is ambient pop? 🤡
My Bloody Valentine
1/5
This band and genre has no impact on my life.
Dinosaur Jr.
3/5
Whatever. FUCK the last song.
Garbage
4/5
Chad
George Harrison
4/5
4.5
Cat Stevens
3/5
Fine
Magazine
4/5
Liked it better than I normally like this genre.
The Temptations
4/5
Hell yeah brother
The Strokes
5/5
Amazing. One of the best albums of all time.
Franz Ferdinand
4/5
Underworld
2/5
Man, I loved 73 minutes of ANOTHER bri'ish techno noise album.
Django Django
3/5
Interesting. Differen
The United States Of America
4/5
Nice.
SZA
4/5
Cheeks. The good kind.
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
3/5
Not bad. High 7. 3.5
Jethro Tull
4/5
Nice
Tori Amos
3/5
Not bad. Too long but fine.
Frank Zappa
5/5
Amazing. One of the best jazz albums.
Roxy Music
4/5
Cool
Soft Machine
3/5
This would have been amazing at half the length. That's what she said.
3.5
PJ Harvey
3/5
Interesting. Mostly fine with a few duds.
Kelela
2/5
Probably fine if you like this but idc.
Thelonious Monk
4/5
Good nice jazz
Frank Ocean
5/5
Probably the best album of the 2010's.
Fatboy Slim
3/5
Special boy
Fever Ray
3/5
Megadeth
4/5
Hell yeah brother 4.5
Merle Haggard
4/5
Classy country
Big Star
4/5
3 bleh songs but the rest is great.
Curtis Mayfield
4/5
Good.
Buffalo Springfield
4/5
Rock & Roll Woman is amazing.
The Flying Burrito Brothers
4/5
Chad. The harmonies are great.
Incredible Bongo Band
5/5
Amazing
Johnny Cash
3/5
Fine. Too much live.
Boards of Canada
1/5
Offensive to music. 🗑
Nitty Gritty Dirt Band
3/5
Will This Album Ever End? I'm not listening to all that. First 5 songs were fine.
Tim Buckley
4/5
Nice
Sisters Of Mercy
3/5
Cool. 3.5
Dire Straits
2/5
🗑 🍑
Money For Nothing is the only decent song.
Girls Against Boys
3/5
Fine. 3.5
Milton Nascimento
3/5
Some really good and some really eh stuff. 3.5
Depeche Mode
4/5
"I'm a 5 star man!" - Enjoy the Silence
Jane's Addiction
2/5
🍑
2/5
Elmo rock.
They Don't Want Your Corn is the best song.
Beatles
5/5
Fleetwood Mac
4/5
A couple of the soft rock songs are bleh but everything else is really good.
Solange
2/5
Not offensive but some of the most boring music I can think of.
David Holmes
2/5
A couple very OK songs but most is bad beats and boring.
Morrissey
4/5
Just some nice classy Morrissey.
Bonnie Raitt
3/5
Fine. Better than expected.
Buddy Holly & The Crickets
4/5
Nice glasses, nerd.
808 State
3/5
Fine. Song 1, 3 and 5 are the best.
Morrissey
4/5
TLC
3/5
Pretty good. 3.5
Fiona Apple
4/5
Good apples
Paul Weller
4/5
Good classy music.
Emerson, Lake & Palmer
4/5
Good prog rock people like to hate.
Tom Tom Club
3/5
First two are great. Rest is fine. 3.5
Neu!
3/5
Fine. Half is meh. The other half is fine.
Skepta
3/5
Fine. 3.5
The Byrds
4/5
Good
De La Soul
3/5
Fine. Some good songs with a lot of filler. 3.5
Belle & Sebastian
4/5
Really good and Chad. 4.5
Taylor Swift
4/5
Good music from a gurlllllll
The Auteurs
4/5
Good
The Chemical Brothers
3/5
First two are great. A couple other fine ones and the rest is 🍑.
The Associates
3/5
Idk
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
4/5
I liked it.
Songhoy Blues
2/5
A couple fine songs but most is 🍑
Beatles
5/5
Tim face. #1 album for me.
Kate Bush
4/5
Tim face. 4.5
Kate Bush
3/5
Not bad but not great. 3.5
Randy Newman
4/5
Good
The Saints
3/5
Fine. 3.5
Sonic Youth
3/5
3.5
4/5
Ez 4.5
David Ackles
4/5
Good
George Michael
4/5
Just some nice classy music from Georgie Boy. 4.5
Deep Purple
4/5
Good rock/metal
Elliott Smith
4/5
First half is amazing and 2nd half is great too but not as great. Ez 4.5. RIP
The The
3/5
Fine. Idc
Scott Walker
4/5
Angelic baroque pop. Ez 4.5
My Bloody Valentine
1/5
My bloody ears having to hear this shit.
1.5
Belle & Sebastian
4/5
Ez
The Chemical Brothers
3/5
First 6 songs are good. The first song is chad. 2nd half is 🍑
4/5
Good
Leonard Cohen
3/5
Michael Jackson
5/5
Ez 5/5
Astrud Gilberto
4/5
Classy easy listening samba.
Television
5/5
Title song is one of the best rock songs ever.
One of the greatest guitar albums.
Madonna
3/5
True. This is considered music. Not great music but mid music.
Antony and the Johnsons
4/5
Great chamber pop and good voice.
Roxy Music
3/5
A few stinkies but also some really good ones too. 3.5
The xx
2/5
Intro was the best song.
Tom Waits
1/5
FUCK Tom Waits.
Paul Simon
3/5
Fine
Willie Nelson
3/5
Fine
Jerry Lee Lewis
3/5
Good songs on here but it's whatever.
Same with Elvis, he only performed songs by other people. Never wrote his own. 🤡🤡
Steve Earle
1/5
How about "Shit Town"
1.5
Donald Fagen
4/5
Chad Fagen
Fairport Convention
4/5
Good folk rock
Red Snapper
3/5
Couple good songs. Rest is whatever.
Scritti Politti
2/5
Sounds like a bad Michael Jackson rip off.
The Shamen
2/5
Whatever.
The Only Ones
4/5
Good. Chad drummer
Air
4/5
Sexy Boy is an amazing song.
Daft Punk had to be inspired by the vocals.
Common
4/5
Be
Funkadelic
4/5
Funky
The National
3/5
Anyone's Ghost is a great song.
Shivkumar Sharma
3/5
Cool 3.5
The Birthday Party
2/5
Sounds exactly like what the cover looks like.
Can
4/5
First 4 songs are great. 5 and 6 are cheeks and 7 is okay.
Deep Purple
2/5
Good list of songs but idc about it being live.
Incubus
3/5
Nothing bad or great but pretty enjoyable. 3.5
Fatboy Slim
2/5
Awesome thanks for the 30th electronic album.
Pantera
4/5
Makes you want to punch a newborn baby in the face. 4.5
Portishead
4/5
Hell yeah
The Waterboys
3/5
Fine. 3.5
Sigur Rós
3/5
Normally don't like this genre but this is good for what it is.
The Avalanches
3/5
Has some good classy songs but a lot of lesser songs too. 3.5
Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band
2/5
Bad. But 2nd half is better than the 1st time I heard it.
Moby
2/5
Kind of cheeks tbh.
Dexys Midnight Runners
3/5
Good. 3.5
The Bees
3/5
3.5
The Kinks
5/5
Ez chad music
Gillian Welch
3/5
Todd Rundgren
5/5
Chad Rundgren
Abdullah Ibrahim
3/5
Blue Cheer
4/5
TV On The Radio
2/5
Bad
Suede
3/5
Prince
4/5
Amy Winehouse
5/5
Chad
Faust
3/5
The Temptations
3/5
Ride
3/5
Duran Duran
4/5
Chad Chad
The Black Crowes
2/5
I do not care.
Joan Armatrading
4/5
Love
5/5
Elvis Costello
4/5
Chad Costello