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| Album | You | Global | Diff |
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Yeezus
Kanye West
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5 | 2.77 | +2.23 |
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Roots
Sepultura
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5 | 2.79 | +2.21 |
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Ys
Joanna Newsom
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5 | 2.79 | +2.21 |
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Sheet Music
10cc
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5 | 2.96 | +2.04 |
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Murder Ballads
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
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5 | 3.08 | +1.92 |
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Your New Favourite Band
The Hives
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5 | 3.12 | +1.88 |
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Ladies And Gentlemen We Are Floating In Space
Spiritualized
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5 | 3.15 | +1.85 |
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Spy Vs. Spy: The Music Of Ornette Coleman
John Zorn
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4 | 2.23 | +1.77 |
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John Lennon/Plastic Ono Band
John Lennon
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5 | 3.24 | +1.76 |
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The Age Of The Understatement
The Last Shadow Puppets
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5 | 3.25 | +1.75 |
You Love Less Than Most
| Album | You | Global | Diff |
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So
Peter Gabriel
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1 | 3.54 | -2.54 |
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Closer
Joy Division
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1 | 3.22 | -2.22 |
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Dear Science
TV On The Radio
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1 | 3.16 | -2.16 |
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Live 1966 (The Royal Albert Hall Concert)
Bob Dylan
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1 | 3.15 | -2.15 |
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Hejira
Joni Mitchell
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1 | 3.13 | -2.13 |
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OK Computer
Radiohead
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2 | 4.1 | -2.1 |
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Untitled (Black Is)
SAULT
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1 | 3.05 | -2.05 |
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Slanted And Enchanted
Pavement
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1 | 3.03 | -2.03 |
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Sister
Sonic Youth
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1 | 3.02 | -2.02 |
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The Bends
Radiohead
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2 | 4.01 | -2.01 |
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Favorites
| Artist | Albums | Average |
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| Beatles | 5 | 4.8 |
| Pink Floyd | 4 | 4.5 |
| Kendrick Lamar | 2 | 5 |
| Kanye West | 2 | 5 |
| The Beach Boys | 3 | 4.33 |
Least Favorites
| Artist | Albums | Average |
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| Sonic Youth | 4 | 1.5 |
| Pavement | 2 | 1.5 |
| Orbital | 2 | 1.5 |
| Baaba Maal | 2 | 1.5 |
| Björk | 4 | 2 |
| Radiohead | 6 | 2.33 |
Controversial
| Artist | Ratings |
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| Spiritualized | 5, 2 |
| Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds | 5, 3, 2 |
5-Star Albums (31)
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Popular Reviews
Pere Ubu · 34 likes
2/5
If I wanted to listen to random noises I would listen to my butt cheeks.
Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan · 8 likes
1/5
If I had to torture someone for exactly 1.5 hours I would simply play them this album.
D'Angelo · 2 likes
1/5
Shocked at how boring and not good this was. I'm amazed this is always so critically acclaimed, other than the first track it put me to sleep.
Burning Spear · 2 likes
2/5
Why is reggae always the same song over and over?
FS: Marcus Garvey
Public Enemy · 1 likes
2/5
Culturally significant, but most of the music was just not enjoyable to me. 2.5/5
4-Star Albums (210)
1-Star Albums (26)
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Creedence Clearwater Revival
3/5
A few great songs and a few OK songs
Duke Ellington
5/5
Rod Stewart
2/5
I know I'm losing you is fantastic. First half of the album is country garbage. If it was just the last 4 songs it would be a 4/5.
David Bowie
3/5
Dexys Midnight Runners
4/5
Complete surprise. 4.5/5
Bruce Springsteen
2/5
Well made but not my style at all, it was hard to listen to.
2Pac
4/5
Great lyrics, only flaw is most of the beats are the same generic kind of boring 90s rap beats.
The Yardbirds
4/5
Very good. Reminiscent of The Beatles' Revolver and some of their other earlier work.
The Killers
3/5
Some great songs but many forgettable ones. Every song sounds kind of the same. 3.5/5
Public Enemy
2/5
Culturally significant, but most of the music was just not enjoyable to me. 2.5/5
AC/DC
4/5
A rock classic, some great songs and only a small amount of filler.
Johnny Cash
3/5
It has its moments but the album is very slow and it's mostly covers. Hurt saves the day.
Joy Division
1/5
Not a fun listen and not for me at all. The vocals not in tune with the instruments is not for me. Very little melody to the instruments. At least the lyrics are interesting.
Bill Evans Trio
4/5
Some great mellow jazz vibes. Have to be in the right mood for it but very well made.
Bert Jansch
4/5
Great folk album. The guitar instrumentals steal the show.
Bruce Springsteen
3/5
This genre is not my style at all but I can't help but like a few songs. For what it is, it's well made.
David Bowie
3/5
Some solid songs in the mix, but the instrumental third of the album is mostly bad. Why is that even there? Interesting music that's not that enjoyable to listen to. 3.5/5
Van Morrison
4/5
Fantastic album. Love the vocals especially. The songs can feel a bit dragged out though. Definitely want to revisit. 4.5/5
Jean-Michel Jarre
3/5
Obviously influential to electronic music, but feels outdated and empty compared to current EM. Some great parts to it, but also a bit dull at times. 3.5/5.
Dead Kennedys
3/5
Liked it more than I thought I would. Great lyrics and the instruments weren't mostly obnoxiously noise like some early punk. Some parts still felt like pure noise though. 3.5/5
Blur
4/5
Better than I expected. Some solid hits, especially the first half. 3.75/5
Foo Fighters
3/5
It often sounds like "generic rock" but there's some very solid songs on here. I also like the story behind the album. 3.5/5
3/5
I'm quite surprised but I kind of enjoyed this album. A lot of the vocals and lyrics are corny but there were some solid head bangers and the guitars were fun to listen to.
Destiny's Child
3/5
I'm not really the audience for this, but there's some solid hits on here. 3/5
Oasis
3/5
There's some great songs, but also some songs that could be more catchy. 3.5/5
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
5/5
A masterpiece.
ABBA
4/5
You can't help but love this album, super catchy with several classics. 4.5/5
The Black Keys
2/5
A handful of decent songs, but feels like the definition of generic rock.
D'Angelo
1/5
Shocked at how boring and not good this was. I'm amazed this is always so critically acclaimed, other than the first track it put me to sleep.
Bad Company
3/5
A decent album of classic rock songs, but not much stands out here.
4/5
Some fantastic songs mixed with songs decent songs. A enjoyed it more than their first album. 3.75/5
Pink Floyd
5/5
Unbelievably good. It completely lives up to the hype. One of the best albums I've ever heard.
The Isley Brothers
4/5
Funkadelic baby
Brian Eno
2/5
I'm actually listening to this in an airport. It's pretty, but quite dull. 2.5/5
Van Morrison
4/5
Very solid album with a few fantastic songs, but I like Astral Weeks more personally.
Massive Attack
3/5
A fun genre blending album, but not any standout songs really. Beats feel monotonous at times. 3.5/5
Bob Marley & The Wailers
3/5
Reggae just isn't for me. I loved Bob Marley when I was 18, but now the songs all just sound the same to me. I acknowledge it's well made at least.
Eminem
4/5
Excellent first album from Slim. Even better to come. 4.5/5
Green Day
4/5
A fun album with some catchy songs. The drums are a particular highlight. 3.75/5
Robbie Williams
3/5
A reasonably enjoyable album, but nothing special. 3/5
Sepultura
3/5
Not normally my style of metal but there's some great riffs on here. I'd like to give it another listen down the road. 3.5/5
Nick Drake
4/5
Very solid album, it's a shame he didn't get much recognition in his life time.
Taylor Swift
4/5
A very catchy pop album. Does exactly what it's supposed to do.
Morrissey
4/5
Morrissey is a very controversial guy, but I can't help but thoroughly enjoy this album. Great guitar and catchy songs.
5/5
One of the greatest albums of all time. Innovative and a joy to listen to.
Elastica
3/5
A decent album, the middle was a drag but the beginning and end were pretty enjoyable. Nothing special though.
Frank Sinatra
2/5
I'm a huge fan of Sinatra's voice but this album was quite boring except for a couple songs. 2.5/5
Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan
1/5
If I had to torture someone for exactly 1.5 hours I would simply play them this album.
Red Hot Chili Peppers
4/5
This album had to grow on me at first, but now I think it fucks. 4.5/5
Koffi Olomide
3/5
It's catchy and fun but other than Desespoir (which slaps) it felt like the same slightly boring song over and over again.
System Of A Down
4/5
Great energy, great lyrics, the guitars and drums slap. 4.5/5
The White Stripes
4/5
A fun, stripped down rock album. Worth another listen.
Blondie
4/5
Solid album, upbeat and catchy.
Moby Grape
4/5
Beautiful album, the lead and group vocals steal the show. Really wish most of this album wasn't missing from Spotify.
Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band
4/5
Great album, way ahead of its time. 4.5/5
Lauryn Hill
4/5
I'm starting to realize that soul/R&B isn't really my thing, however this album was about as good as it gets for this genre. I loved the songs with her rapping, wish we had an album of just that.
Pink Floyd
5/5
Fantastic album. The lyrics are some of my favorite of all time. Reminds you to be here now, live joyfully in the moment, and to remember that all your perceived problems are insignificant in the grand scheme.
The Beach Boys
5/5
It took a second listen to really appreciate some of these songs, especially the slower ones. However this album grew on me a lot. I think I needed to be in the right mindset. The harmonies are great and the lyrics speak to me. 4.75/5
Manu Chao
4/5
This is definitely out of my comfort zone but I quite enjoyed it. The songs are catchy and I love his voice.
R.E.M.
2/5
A couple songs are good but I thought it was pretty generic, slow paced and boring. 2.5/5
Radiohead
2/5
A few songs are good, but this is still one of the most overrated albums of all time made by one of the most overrated artists of all time. Whiny and pretentious with lyrics you can barely understand and songs that sounds the same. 2.5/5
Pavement
1/5
The whole album sounds like it was recorded with an Elmo microphone.
Arctic Monkeys
5/5
One of my favorite albums since I was 18. Brings back great memories of being young and the guitars riffs are some of my favorite ever.
Nas
3/5
Nas is obviously a great rapper and lyricist but the beats are boring and every song sounds the same.
Fugees
3/5
A few enjoyable songs on here, but the beats are slow and boring. I'd rather just listen to Lauryn Hill as she was the highlight of the album.
DJ Shadow
4/5
I normally don't care for instrumental albums but this was very enjoyable and kept me engaged. The drums were the highlight, great album.
The Youngbloods
4/5
Very entertaining blend of genres. Puts you in a good mood, Darkness and Sir Francis Drake were my favorites. 4.5/5
The Byrds
3/5
Such a hard album to rate because it's a mixed bag for me. It starts off with three fantastic songs, then it's mostly boring songs with a few good songs mixed in. I really like the lyrics and instrumentation of the more psychedelic songs. If the whole album was like Artificial Energy and Natural Harmony it would get a perfect score from me. 3.5/5
The Beach Boys
5/5
This album is fantastic. The only meh song is the one about feet. Otherwise a beautiful, near perfect experience. Great lyrics with soft, smooth vocals. I think I enjoyed it even more than Pet Sounds overall.
Blur
3/5
Starts off with some very good songs but really fizzles out, should have been 20 minutes shorter. 3.5/5
Common
3/5
There's some solid songs on here, especially Payback is a Grandmother, but it didn't grip me. Mostly boring and didn't feel original, even for its time. 2.75/5
Stan Getz
4/5
It grew on me a lot on the second listen. I prefer more intense jazz but it was beautiful and smooth.
Steely Dan
4/5
Great album, love the guitars and the harmonies especially. Reelin', Only a Fool, Turn that Hearbeat, and Do it Again are the highlights. 4.5/5
Michael Kiwanuka
3/5
This album felt like a more classical Black Keys, it was decently enjoyable but it didn't grip me other than a couple songs. Hard to Say Goodbye is a fantastic song, plus Piano Joint is good too.
TV On The Radio
1/5
Terrible vocals, obnoxious shitty falsetto, obnoxious music, stupid lyrics. The songs aren't even catchy. Wow I hate this album, maybe the worst one on this list so far.
Wire
3/5
Fast, fun and catchy songs. I can tell this had a lot of influence on future punk music. 3.5/5
Pixies
3/5
Enjoyable album, not very catchy but some good guitar parts. Don't love the guy's voice. 3.5/5
Ice Cube
3/5
Above average beats for the 90s but still repetitive. I like Ice Cube's voice but the music does not age all that well. 3.5/5
Kraftwerk
2/5
Not offensive to listen to but very boring. Barely music. Komet 2 was the only song I somewhat liked.
Led Zeppelin
4/5
A classic album, great guitar and drums.
Talking Heads
4/5
Solid, fun album. Funky guitars and unique vocals. Animals, Wartime, and Cities are my favorites. Main drawback is you can't understand a damn thing this guy is saying.
Manic Street Preachers
2/5
I like the vocals and the lyrics are interesting, but most of the songs are generic and boring. I felt like I was waiting for the album to be over. I liked Elvis and Flowers. 2.5/5
Daft Punk
2/5
It is criminal that the far superior DP albums Discovery and Random Access Memories are not on this list but this unpolished demo tape of an album is included. A repetitive, monotonous 75 minutes that should have been 30 max. The only songs I enjoyed were Daften, Da Funk, and Around the World.
Van Halen
4/5
Catchy songs, good harmonies and great guitars.
FS: Eruption, I'm the One
Iggy Pop
3/5
Fairly enjoyable, basically a David Bowie album so fitting that it's good but not great for me.
FS: Sister Midnight, China Girl
Mott The Hoople
3/5
Sounds like a mix of a generic, lesser Bowie and Queen but there's some good songs.
FS: Memphis, Violence
Anita Baker
3/5
Decently enjoyable R&B album, nothing too special.
FS: Sweet Love, Been so Long
Judas Priest
4/5
I've never listened to Judas Priest before but I really enjoyed it. Great guitar and drums. I also listened to their other album Painkillers and I like that one even better.
FS: Rapid Fire, Breaking the Law
The Sensational Alex Harvey Band
4/5
Love this guy's voice, love the instruments too. Faith Healer and Ding Dong being kind of meh just barely keep this out of 5 star territory for me. 4.5/5
FS: all the other songs
Neil Young
3/5
Mostly pretty boring but a few good songs.
FS: Borrowed Tune, Mellow, Mama
Creedence Clearwater Revival
3/5
I want to like this band more than I do. Vocals are often great, guitars are sometimes great. Just don't care for their country rock esque style.
3.5/5
FS: Tombstone, Bad Moon, Sinister, Night Time
4/5
Beautiful and mesmerizing instrumentation, especially the percussion. Quite unique, but I wish it was shorter.
FS: Abraco, Antropofagos, Voce Gosta, Tantos
The Prodigy
4/5
Love the aggressive sounds, but the album is easily 20 minutes too long.
FS: Break & Enter, Full Throttle, No Good, Claustrophobic
Caetano Veloso
3/5
I like the genre blending but it feels a bit slow and boring at times. 3.5/5
FS: Tropicalia, Anunciacao, Supercabana, America
Yes
4/5
Classic album. Great guitar, drums, bass, keyboard, everything really. The three short under 2 min songs feel a little out of place and are pretty meh but the six main songs are all fantastic. 4.5/5
FS: Roundabout, South Side, Long Distance, Heart of the Sunrise
Wilco
2/5
A few good songs but mostly very boring.
2.5/5
FS: Jesus, Drummer, I'm the Man
The Stone Roses
3/5
A mixture of some amazing instrumentation and some bland generic brit rock. 3.5/5
FS: Elephant Stone, Elizabeth, Made of Stone, Resurrection, Fools Gold
The Who
4/5
A fun classic album with catchy songs and good drums. FS: The Ox, My Generation, Please, Out in the Street
Metallica
4/5
Really good start and finish but the middle felt sluggish. Great guitar and drums.
FS: Blackened, Frayed Ends, To Live, Dyers Eve
Nico
4/5
Beautiful album, love her voice, the strings and the lyrics.
FS: Fairest of Seasons, Winter, Chelsea
4/5
Didn't know this kind of hardcore jazz existed but I'm a big fan. Love the drums and overall chaos. Enjoyed the whole album but the first ten songs were my favorite. 4.5/5
FS: Good Ole Days, Enfant
Harry Nilsson
3/5
Some good songs on here, feels a little generic rock though. 3.5/5
FS: Down, Coconut, Fire, Never Leave
William Orbit
2/5
The opening song is good, 2nd song is okay. Then it slowly gets worse and worse as it becomes less and less music and more ambient noise. Could have been 40 minutes shorter.
FS: Water from a Vine
Bebel Gilberto
3/5
Some decently good songs but mostly boring and nothing special. Suba should not have died for this album.
FS: Close Your Eyes, So Nice
Bob Dylan
4/5
Fantastic story telling. The instrumentation is a little too country sounding for my taste but despite that it's a great album.
FS: Tangled, Idiot
Kendrick Lamar
5/5
Fantastic album, it makes me very nostalgic for my early 20s. One of the best rap albums ever made. Maad City is one of the best rap bangers ever and Sing About Me is a classic rap epic.
FS: Money Trees, Drank, Maad City, Sing About Me, Now or Never
David Bowie
4/5
Fantastic album. This is the type of David Bowie I've been waiting to hear on this list. 4.5/5
FS: Changes, Pretty Things, Mars, Quicksand, Warhol
Red Hot Chili Peppers
4/5
The first half is a 5, the second half unfortunately doesn't hit as well for me. But still a great album.
FS: Around the World, Parallel, Scary Tissue, Get in Top.
3/5
Some good instrumentals in parts but too slow and boring at parts.
FS: Cisco Kid, Ghetto
Lorde
2/5
Most of this was generic formulaic pop music that's been done way better. A few catchy songs but so many of these sound exactly the same. Generic lyrics too. 2.5/5
FS: Liability, Dynamite
Louis Prima
4/5
Very solid oldies music. Very catchy with great sax and vocals.
FS: For My Baby, Basin Street
Rush
4/5
Solid prog rock album. The drums are the best part but the guitar and vocals sound great too. Not as good as Yes.
FS: The 20 min song, Bangkok
Supergrass
3/5
Some good parts to this album, but nothing special really. Much better britpop out there.
FS: Mansize Rooster, Time to Go
UB40
2/5
It's definitely reggae, emphasis on gae.
The Sabres Of Paradise
2/5
Very boring, Wilmot is the only reason this isn't a 1.
Peter Gabriel
1/5
This album is So (bad)
FS: Big Time
Earth, Wind & Fire
4/5
A jazzy and funky time for a local soul brother near you. 4.5/5
FS: Africano, Happy Feelin, Reasons
Dwight Yoakam
2/5
Better than expected
Steely Dan
4/5
Very solid, well made jazz rock. Unfortunately there were some slow and slightly boring parts and it wasn't as catchy as Can't Buy a Thrill (which I should have given a 5 to.)
FS: Black Cow, Drums/Sax on Aja
Ash
2/5
Bland boring garage noise rock.
FS: Lost in You
50 Cent
4/5
Thuggish in a good way. Maybe it's nostalgia talking but i still quite enjoy this and think it holds up well. 50 Cent is an average rapper but the beats are solid and the songs are catchy. The second half of the album unfortunately is not as strong as the first.
FS: Patiently Waiting, Da Club, Many Men, 21 Questions
FKA twigs
2/5
This album tries so hard to be quirky and different with its dumb sound effects everywhere. Every song sounds the same, boring pop with a good voice that never melodically matches the music. The very few parts that are catchy can't save this turd. 1.5/5
David Bowie
4/5
A very solid farewell from David Bowie.
FS: Lazarus, Sue
Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
3/5
Enjoyable classic rock, pleasantly short. 3.5/5
FS: Rockin Around, Fooled Again, American Girl.
Mekons
3/5
I enjoyed this fusion of punk and country. The first track is fantastic, but the middle is a slog. Picks up at the end at least.
A worthy addition to this list, unlike many others. 3.5/5
FS: Chivalry, Country, Abernant, Last Dance, Lost Highway
Public Enemy
3/5
Better than FOABP, still feels like the exact same song over and over though.
FS: The Noise, The Hype, Bomb
Sparks
4/5
Very fun glam rock, good instruments and vocals. 4.5/5
FS: This Town, Hasty Manana, Equator
The Streets
2/5
Original Pirate Material should have been on this list instead, this was bloody rubbish innit.
FS: Dry Your Eyes
Burning Spear
2/5
Why is reggae always the same song over and over?
FS: Marcus Garvey
The Rolling Stones
3/5
Decent album, often boring and nothing special. Nowhere close to the quality of early Beatles or the Who.
FS: Walking the Dog, both Witness songs
SAULT
1/5
Self important, self righteous ASMR. Terrible identity politics turned into music.
Ian Dury
3/5
Decently enjoyable.
FS: Blackmail, Sweet Gene
AC/DC
4/5
Certified classic 4.5/5
Goldie
1/5
This is a Bad (Album)
New Order
4/5
Catchy album, way better than Joy Division.
Radiohead
2/5
🤡🤡🤡
2.5/5
Violent Femmes
5/5
🥊🧍♀️☠️ 👩🦼
5 out of 5 battered women
Marty Robbins
3/5
🤠🤠🤠
3.5 out of 5 huge irons
John Lennon
3/5
🤜🏻🙍🏻♀️🤛🏻
3.5 out of 5 pretentious wife beaters.
I don't wanna be a soldier mama? More like I don't wanna listen to this song mama.
The rest of the songs I enjoyed. I love the Beatles but JL solo music doesn't hit the same plus he was a self important asshole who wasn't as talented as Paul.
Count Basie & His Orchestra
4/5
🎷🥁🎺👦🏿
4.5 out of 5 classy big bands
Tim Buckley
2/5
A more gay version of Van Morisson.
The Specials
3/5
These are very special boys. A special 3.5 for being so special. 👨🦼
Peter Tosh
2/5
Criminalize it (this album)
ZZ Top
3/5
Decently good duck dynasty rock.
Keith Jarrett
4/5
Extremely beautiful but much too long (just like my butt cheeks)
Wu-Tang Clan
2/5
The Pu-Wang Clan
Arcade Fire
2/5
Hipster butt cheeks
Tina Turner
3/5
Cute kitten on the cover
Pere Ubu
2/5
If I wanted to listen to random noises I would listen to my butt cheeks.
Os Mutantes
4/5
This album gave my Panis a Bonheur
Jimi Hendrix
3/5
Half God tier tracks, half random jam sessions.
Led Zeppelin
3/5
Way too long
The Divine Comedy
3/5
Short and sweet, like my butt cheeks
Pearl Jam
2/5
Bv (bad voice)
LCD Soundsystem
3/5
Some great songs but too long and repetitive 3.5
Madonna
1/5
Trash 🚮
Dinosaur Jr.
3/5
Decent indie rock
The Offspring
4/5
Classic pop punk
Iron Maiden
4/5
Alfa Maiden
The Velvet Underground
1/5
The sounds my turds make when they plop into the toilet bowl are more musical that this dogshit.
American Music Club
2/5
Mostly boring
Adele
3/5
The hits are very good, some meh filler
Deee-Lite
2/5
Deee-snuts
Mike Ladd
2/5
Mike Ladd? More like Mike isn't good.
Van Halen
3/5
Disappointing compared to their debut
Suzanne Vega
3/5
Normally don't like this style but pretty good
10cc
5/5
Alfa vocals, alfa harmonies, alfa instruments. Weird while still being super catchy, love it.
Simon & Garfunkel
4/5
Amazing length and good vocals
The Police
4/5
ezfsftp
Jack White
4/5
Gets better as the album progresses. Solid album with a Beatles influence.
Richard Thompson
3/5
I Want To See The Next Album
Eels
3/5
Kind of weird but kind of good
Kraftwerk
3/5
Meh mostly boring 2.5
Lou Reed
3/5
Good bass and drums, the first half is much better.
The Zombies
4/5
Alfa instruments and vocals ez 4.5
Nirvana
4/5
The lyrics are meaningful and I respect Kurt's message, even if grunge isn't that great.
Stan Getz
3/5
Too slow, jass samba is better.
Little Richard
3/5
Enjoyable but every song sounds the same with different lyrics.
Janelle Monáe
4/5
Catchy and good
Flamin' Groovies
2/5
Very generic and boring. Does not belong on this list at all.
T. Rex
2/5
Boring
Guns N' Roses
4/5
The hits are great, some of the others felt like filler songs.
Lightning Bolt
4/5
The rock version of Spy vs spy by John Zorn, love it
Charles Mingus
4/5
Good jazz
Waylon Jennings
2/5
Better than expected
Sly & The Family Stone
3/5
Good bass lines, some catchy songs but too long
Don McLean
2/5
Boring
Brian Eno
3/5
Good parts mixed with some nonsense
The Darkness
3/5
Some good parts but kind of annoying. Felt like they were trying too hard to not take themselves seriously.
The Doors
3/5
Some great songs in here but some of the blues felt very repetitive.
Simon & Garfunkel
4/5
Alfa, reminds me of surfs up.
The Human League
3/5
It's okay, this didn't need to be on the list.
Steely Dan
4/5
Another great SD album, not as good as Thrill but better than Aja. EZ 4.5
Big Black
2/5
Big black was hard for my ears to fully handle, but I spread them wide and after 40 mins big black was finished to completion.
Willie Nelson
3/5
I like big Willie
The Rolling Stones
3/5
Sympathy for the devil is alfa, the rest is goof but not amazing. Too much similar sounding blues. 3.5
Christina Aguilera
2/5
Pisstina Agaylera
White Denim
4/5
Really good guitar bass and drums 4.5
Linkin Park
4/5
Their hits are great
Bob Dylan
4/5
Great lyrics
Miriam Makeba
4/5
This actually deserves to be on this list unlike many albums so far.
Mike Oldfield
3/5
Very impressive that this guy played all these instruments at 19 years old, and there's some great parts mixed in. Way too long though.
New Order
3/5
First half is better
John Grant
4/5
Very solid, entertaining lyrics
The White Stripes
3/5
snaiags
Neil Young & Crazy Horse
2/5
I don't care for this version of Neil Young at all.
The Band
2/5
Boring
Joni Mitchell
3/5
Decently enjoyable
Orbital
2/5
Please no more mediocre electronic music, Mr British guy
Curtis Mayfield
4/5
Curtis Gayfield
Stevie Wonder
3/5
Superstition is a great song but most of the others felt a bit bland
The The
3/5
Dumb name
Beastie Boys
4/5
Now this is some classy hippity hop
Kings of Leon
2/5
Bland radio rock
The Crusaders
4/5
Good funk
Santana
3/5
Good guitar and drums 3.5
Beck
3/5
Enjoyably weird 3.5
Motörhead
3/5
Solid like a yuge dump
Baaba Maal
2/5
Bad except for Hamady Boiro
Björk
2/5
It insists upon itself
Solomon Burke
3/5
Enjoyable
Stephen Stills
3/5
Some good songs in here but feels pretty generic.
Cypress Hill
3/5
I like the first half better
Bob Dylan
3/5
As usual there's solid lyrics but I was not in love with the instrumentation. 3.5
Eagles
3/5
A pleasant surprise 3.5
The Police
3/5
A mixed bag but there's some classics. 3.5
Jane's Addiction
3/5
First five songs are an ez 4, the last four are a bunch of drawn out boring 2s.
3/5
Kamikaze
Sleater-Kinney
3/5
Enjoyable indie rock 3.5
Arcade Fire
2/5
I like a few songs (especially sprawl) but this was mostly boring and too long. 2.5
Soundgarden
3/5
Way too long
Sonic Youth
2/5
Gay noise
Elliott Smith
4/5
Between the bars and say yes are fantastic songs.
ZZ Top
3/5
Good instrumentation 3.5
Ramones
3/5
I enjoy it but pretty repetitive.
The Adverts
2/5
Sounds like every other British punk band on this list. No more please. 2.5
Erykah Badu
2/5
This R&B is better than D'Angelo but it's still way too long and quite booty overall 🤡🍑
Beck
3/5
3.5
Slint
2/5
There's a few nuggets of gold in this insanely overrated turd.
Bobby Womack
3/5
Pretty good and funky 3.5
Alexander 'Skip' Spence
2/5
I enjoy the context behind the album but the album is mostly cheeks. 🍑 1.5
N.W.A.
3/5
Better than a lot of early rap 3.5
Missy Elliott
2/5
Long and boring and bad 1.5
Napalm Death
1/5
I'm a metal fan in general but I can't stand incoherent blast beats.
R.E.M.
3/5
This album makes me feel nothing. It's decent
Lana Del Rey
3/5
I like it 3.5
The Hives
5/5
High energy while still being very catchy, solid instrumentation and great vocals. Best album I've heard on this list in quite a while. Ez 4.75 rounded up
M.I.A.
3/5
I like the fusion of genres 3.5
Metallica
2/5
This took originally good music and made it annoying. And horrendous length.
The Smiths
3/5
Enjoyable bass and guitar parts. Some solid lyrics too. 3.5
Eric Clapton
2/5
Great album to fall asleep to.
Paul McCartney and Wings
4/5
The first four songs are an ez 5. The rest of the album just doesn't hit the same.
Talking Heads
4/5
Good bass and guitar
Neil Young & Crazy Horse
4/5
Put your music back on spotify, nerd.
Air
3/5
There's a few good songs, especially the drums. Soft 3
Lou Reed
4/5
Normally don't like slow tempo music but very good.
Hot Chip
4/5
This is how you do electronic music, way better than most on this list. Was ready to give a 4.5 but the last four songs don't hit the same as the rest.
Radiohead
2/5
Another average radiohead album. 2.5
David Bowie
4/5
Some great songs on here with interesting lyrics. I think I like it more than Blackstar.
Tito Puente
4/5
Makes you want to shake your butt cheeks.
Ice Cube
3/5
Good Day is obviously the best song here but there's some other solid tracks. 3.5
The Byrds
3/5
Kinda boring. Soft 3
Sex Pistols
3/5
All the songs are very samey, it's fine I guess. Would not go out of my way to listen again.
Black Flag
2/5
Black Flag, more like Sack Sag.
OutKast
4/5
I love Outkast but the length of this album is hard to swallow. Yes it's a double album but 3+ times as long as a regular album. Some amazing songs on here though, especially from 3Ks side. 4.5
Prince
3/5
This would be an EZ 4 if every song didn't drag on for 2-3 minutes too long. 6.5 minutes per song is ridiculous.
3.5
The KLF
3/5
It's fine.
Nightmares On Wax
3/5
Good as background music
Van Morrison
3/5
Honestly better than expected, I don't normally like live albums but the sound quality was almost as good as a studio. Still too long though. 3.5
Paul Simon
3/5
Pretty corny but there's some good parts, especially the bass.
Patti Smith
3/5
Pretty good, I like the intensity of her voice. 3.5
Dr. John
3/5
Weird but I enjoyed it. 3.5
R.E.M.
3/5
R.E.M. is not remotely good enough to warrant this many fucking albums on this list.
Malcolm McLaren
2/5
Meh. 2.5
The Go-Betweens
3/5
A lesser Smiths but enjoyable. 3.5
The Cure
3/5
It's pretty good, play for today and secrets were my favorites. 3.5
Amy Winehouse
4/5
Very good, great voice and love the smooth jazz style. 4.5
Spiritualized
5/5
I've loved the title track for a long time and the rest was great too, especially I think I'm in love and broken heart. Great lyrics, drums, bass and guitar. A masterclass in excess.
Todd Rundgren
4/5
Very good 4.5
Meat Loaf
4/5
I like it, he's a silly goose.
Siouxsie And The Banshees
3/5
Good guitar. 3.5
Guided By Voices
4/5
I get why some people would hate this but I quite like it. Weird and unique, very deserving to be in this list.
The Smashing Pumpkins
4/5
This could have been a 4.5 to 5 for me had they made this just one hour of the best parts. Way too long and some songs clearly could have been scraped. Still the best parts are really good. Soft 4
Fela Kuti
4/5
Chad Sax
Liz Phair
3/5
A few good songs. Bad length
M.I.A.
2/5
Paper planes is a great song, the vast majority of the other songs are straight up booty cheeks. Offense taken.
Marvin Gaye
4/5
Not a style of music I would listen to on a regular basis but this is much better soul music than the other ones on this list so far. I like that he does his own background vocals.
Jeff Beck
2/5
Eh 2.5
Marianne Faithfull
3/5
Some solid songs, a few duds. 3.5
Little Simz
4/5
Very solid hip hop
Miles Davis
4/5
Good if not a bit slow for my taste. The first song was the best.
The La's
4/5
Very good. Catchy, didn't overstay its welcome.
Shuggie Otis
2/5
Boring but inoffensive. Soft 2.5
The Notorious B.I.G.
5/5
One of the best rap albums of all time. It falls off slightly after Respect but it gets a 4.75 rounded up for me.
Def Leppard
3/5
Fairly enjoyable
Janis Joplin
4/5
I really like her intensity and rawness in her voice. Instruments are good too.
Cocteau Twins
3/5
A mixed bag. Weird but very unique and deserving to be on this list.
Pretenders
2/5
Boring
Pink Floyd
4/5
The middle three songs are fantastic and so are the sung parts of SOYCD but the endless instrumentals that make up half the album don't grip me very much.
The Pharcyde
2/5
Very outdated 1.5
Various Artists
3/5
Enjoyable Christmas music, I liked the Ronettes the most. 3.5
The Gun Club
2/5
A couple good songs, mostly gay. 2.5
Small Faces
4/5
Really picks up starting at Lazy Sunday. Good psychedelic rock.
Green Day
4/5
Classic punk rock
Muddy Waters
2/5
Sounds like every other blues album. 2.5
Aimee Mann
2/5
Bad
Jimmy Smith
4/5
Chad jazz
Tears For Fears
3/5
Other than the hits this was pretty boring. Soft 3
Iggy Pop
4/5
Ez 4.5
Soft Cell
4/5
Frustration, TAINT love, Chip on my Shoulder and Say Hello are fantastic. There's some absolute boring duds on here too though. Soft 4
Cheap Trick
2/5
It's not bad, and surrender is a great song, but I don't understand what's so great about this live album. I'd much rather just listen to the better recorded studio versions. 2.5
Sarah Vaughan
5/5
Fantastic voice, great jazz. One of those things and honeysuckle are phenomenal. Solid length too
Black Sabbath
4/5
Fantastic riffs. 4.5
John Lennon
5/5
A near perfect album. The only flaw IMO is the unnecessary and drawn out well well well.
Aretha Franklin
4/5
Excellent vocals
Roxy Music
3/5
Quirky, sometimes catchy and overall good bass. 3.5
Pulp
3/5
A few good songs, too long
Run-D.M.C.
4/5
Catchy
Joni Mitchell
3/5
It has some good moments like Carey, but it doesn't really speak to me.
Brian Eno
4/5
Deserving to be on this list. Not for everyone but quite good when you're in the right mood. Soft 4
Otis Redding
3/5
Of the songs I already knew this is an inferior version of them all. Fine though.
Yes
4/5
Not as good as Fragile but still solid prog rock.
Mylo
2/5
I did not need to hear this.
Bob Dylan
3/5
Love sick and not dark yet are fantastic songs. There's some other bits of goodness scattered through too but dear god the length is terrible and very boring at parts.
OutKast
4/5
It really falls off after humble mumble. Could have easily cut out 30-40 mins and it would be a 5. There's some fantastic classics in the first half.
Queen
5/5
A masterpiece
The Mamas & The Papas
3/5
Enjoyable 3.5
Ice T
2/5
Mostly bad. A couple good songs 2.5
The Allman Brothers Band
3/5
These guys are very musically talented but a live album that is basically a very long jam session is hard to love. Still some great parts scattered through though.
Booker T. & The MG's
2/5
I like the title track, the dumb organ on every song kind of ruins the album for me. 2.5
A Tribe Called Quest
3/5
Enjoyable for this era of hip hop 3.5
The Rolling Stones
3/5
It's enjoyable blues rock but it's pretty underwhelming considered how hyped it is. Nothing feels especially innovative and there's not even any huge hits. 3.5
Elbow
3/5
Well made but doesn't really speak to me. Bonus points for the dickbutt silhouette on the cover.
Alice Cooper
3/5
Enjoyable 3.5
The Thrills
3/5
I like his voice, Santa Cruz is a great song. 3.5
The Flaming Lips
5/5
Beautiful fucking album
Raekwon
2/5
Long and bad
Goldfrapp
2/5
So boring
2/5
U2? More like PU2. With or without you is the only saving grace here, so fucking boring.
Michael Jackson
4/5
Amazing voice, solid hits
Carpenters
3/5
Uplifting and enjoyable 3.5
Justice
4/5
First four songs are fantastic.
Dolly Parton
4/5
I'm not a huge fan of country but this is quality stuff. Good bass, good vocals and very respectful of my time with a CHAD runtime.
Butthole Surfers
3/5
I would barely call half of this album music, but it damn sure is entertaining. Not exactly "good" but it's deserving to be on this list. I liked Pittsburgh and the O-Men a lot. Some "songs" were trash. Soft 3
Pixies
2/5
Meh pretty boring 2.5
Death In Vegas
1/5
Trash
Bob Marley & The Wailers
2/5
More boring reggae. I like no woman no cry at least.
Coldcut
2/5
Four bad albums in a row.
The Rolling Stones
3/5
The best stones album on this list so far, multiple hits that I enjoy but the non hit songs still don't do much for me. 3.5
Michael Jackson
4/5
Classic 4.5
Dusty Springfield
4/5
MAMA
Fats Domino
3/5
Felt more tame than I was expecting.
The Doors
3/5
A bit boring in parts but overall pretty good. Soft 3.5
4/5
Very good, I like this about the same as Hunky Dory. Strong 4.5
Bad Brains
3/5
Decent
Baaba Maal
1/5
This list needs more anglo centrism.
Deep Purple
3/5
Too much jamming
Steely Dan
4/5
Dad rock? More like CHAD Rock. 4.5
Jefferson Airplane
3/5
Coming back to you is cheeks. 3.5
Gang Of Four
4/5
Catchy, the second half was disappointing but the first half was so enjoyable it gets a 4 from me.
Beatles
5/5
This is before peak greatness beatles but still fantastic for its time. Don't bother me and little child are somewhat duds for me, but overall I have to give a 5 to the greatest band of all time.
Kate Bush
3/5
It has its moments. Sounds like music made for Winona Ryder.
Fred Neil
3/5
It's decent, last song is bad. Soft 3
Beatles
4/5
I love the Beatles but this is one of their weakest albums and I wish
it was replaced with something else. I'd prefer Please Please Me if choosing an early beatles album.
Iron Maiden
4/5
I like their first album better. Soft 4
Nirvana
4/5
Other than SLTS I thought the second half was much stronger and more my style. Very well made. 4.5
Bob Dylan
4/5
Masters of war is a 5. Probably my favorite of his albums so far on this list.
The Stooges
3/5
Enjoyable 3.5
Doves
3/5
Decent
LL Cool J
2/5
Disliking this for retroactive crimes of sexism on a 90s rap album: Cringe Virgin Status
Disliking this for being yet another boring 90s rap album: Alfa Chad Hung Kang Status
Jurassic 5
4/5
A complete surprise. If you only knew to A day at the races is fantastic. 4.5
Joni Mitchell
1/5
Hippy rubbish. Her singing doesn't even sound like it's following the music. So boring I cried myself to sleep.
Oh and put your music back on spotify you dumb bitch.
The Dictators
3/5
Catchy. I bet chadbutt loves the third and fourth song. 3.5
The Jesus And Mary Chain
2/5
So boring
Ray Charles
3/5
Good 3.5
Spiritualized
2/5
So disappointing after listening to Gentlemen we are floating in space which is a masterpiece.
Eagles
3/5
Title song is great, the rest is pretty enjoyable. 3.5
Elvis Costello & The Attractions
4/5
Very solid. Catchy with great drums and bass.
Weather Report
3/5
Enjoyable bass and drums
Alice Cooper
3/5
Schools out is good.
Femi Kuti
3/5
Some great jazz in here but way too long.
Kendrick Lamar
5/5
One of the most moving rap albums of all time for me. I do personally prefer GKMC but this is his magnum opus.
Pavement
2/5
Better than their other album but still not great. 2.5
Elis Regina
4/5
Alfa
Eminem
5/5
Ez 5
The Monkees
3/5
Walmart early beatles
Chicago
4/5
Fantastic instrumentation, wish it was shortened a bit though. 4.5
Kanye West
5/5
One of the best rap albums of all time. The cry baby bitches who give this a 1 without even listening to it kiss their dads on the mouth.
Thin Lizzy
2/5
Man I love live albums 1.5
The Doors
3/5
Boring other than break on through and light my fire. Soft 3
Digital Underground
2/5
Bad 1.5
Radiohead
3/5
Fine
Jah Wobble's Invaders Of The Heart
2/5
Idc
Simple Minds
2/5
Idc
Def Leppard
2/5
Idc
Pixies
3/5
I somewhat care 3.5
Ali Farka Touré
2/5
Idc
Kraftwerk
2/5
Idc
John Coltrane
4/5
Alfa jazz 4.5
Robert Wyatt
2/5
Idc
Sugar
2/5
Idc
Frankie Goes To Hollywood
2/5
Least homoerotic album cover
Minor Threat
3/5
Extremely chad album length. 3.5
Morrissey
4/5
Soft 4
Crowded House
3/5
Fine
Ali Farka Touré
2/5
Idc
Adam & The Ants
2/5
Kind of annoying 2.5
The Soft Boys
3/5
Decent
Sufjan Stevens
5/5
Ez masterpiece
Aerosmith
2/5
This band is bad.
Hookworms
3/5
Catchy 3.5
Grateful Dead
2/5
Disrespectful of my time 1.5
Depeche Mode
3/5
Ok
Peter Gabriel
3/5
Ok
Bob Marley & The Wailers
3/5
Normally dislike reggae but I loved BM Greatest Hits as a teen and many of these songs are on here. Maybe I'm just nostalgic but I enjoyed the songs I knew. 3.5
Fleetwood Mac
4/5
Very good 4.5
The Cure
2/5
Too depressing and anti-melodic with songs that go on forever. I understand why some would like this but not for me.
CHVRCHES
3/5
Decent
Peter Gabriel
3/5
Dolce Vita is alfa
KISS
3/5
Three great songs on here 3.5
Madonna
3/5
Title song is enjoyable
Queen Latifah
2/5
Thug queen
Bon Jovi
3/5
Annoying except for the songs I already knew. Soft 3
Anthrax
4/5
Good soft 4
Drive-By Truckers
2/5
Idc
Tim Buckley
3/5
Pretty good 3.5
The Who
4/5
Very solid, great drums
fIREHOSE
3/5
Fine
Kanye West
5/5
Incredible, top 3 album of all time for me.
Rahul Dev Burman
3/5
Decent
The Cult
3/5
Generic must a few good songs
Talking Heads
3/5
Good bass 3.5
Sonic Youth
1/5
Terrible
Jazmine Sullivan
1/5
This booty ass album has no business being on this list
The B-52's
3/5
Enjoyable 3.5
Coldplay
3/5
Less gay radiohead. 3.5
Nine Inch Nails
4/5
I like the aggression and the drums
Hole
3/5
Aww it's a girllllll's Nirvana 3.5
The Velvet Underground
3/5
3.5
Meat Puppets
2/5
Terrible vocals, barely any melody. Only saving grace is a few good instrumental parts. 1.5
Billy Bragg
2/5
Every song sounds exactly the same. I thought it was decently good at first but really gets old fast. 2.5
Korn
3/5
Some good riffs with a lot of bullshit in between. Soft 3
Aerosmith
3/5
Significantly better than their other album Pump (Dump) 3.5
Sepultura
5/5
Fantastic, love the intensity. I'm just going to disregard the last "song" entirely.
Buzzcocks
4/5
I love me some cocks gub gub gub
Dr. Octagon
2/5
Idc
Pet Shop Boys
3/5
Face the Truth and October Symphony are really good. 3.5
k.d. lang
2/5
I liked the first song
Paul Revere & The Raiders
3/5
Enjoyable 3.5
Jane Weaver
3/5
Decent
Throwing Muses
2/5
Idc 2.5
The War On Drugs
2/5
The war on entertaining music
Parliament
3/5
Good but songs drag on 3.5
Fiona Apple
4/5
1:19 to 2:01 on I want you to love me has given me chills many times over the last several years, I love it. Rest of the album is weird but often good.
3/5
Enjoyable 3.5
4/5
A nice surprise. Very chad bass and catchy songs.
Grateful Dead
3/5
A few good songs
The Stooges
3/5
Fine
Ms. Dynamite
3/5
Better than expected. Soft 3
The Beta Band
3/5
BETA
Kid Rock
1/5
I want my money back
Minutemen
4/5
Overall great music but the album is strange. Too long and with so many songs it's hard for anything to stand out.
The Dave Brubeck Quartet
4/5
Good
The Beta Band
3/5
Beta
Orbital
1/5
Trash
Derek & The Dominos
3/5
Layla is a classic banger but the rest of the album is pretty meh.
PJ Harvey
3/5
Put your album on spotify you slut
Gang Starr
2/5
Idc 2.5
Gene Clark
2/5
I only like no other. 2.5
Elvis Costello & The Attractions
3/5
Enjoyable 3.5
N.E.R.D
4/5
A pleasant surprise
Lynyrd Skynyrd
4/5
I'm a free as a chad bird
Slayer
4/5
Chad metal 4.5
The Modern Lovers
3/5
Decently enjoyable
Siouxsie And The Banshees
2/5
Cheeks
Neil Young & Crazy Horse
4/5
Very solid
Marvin Gaye
4/5
Chad
Björk
2/5
Bad 1.5
Tom Waits
2/5
Bad
Pet Shop Boys
3/5
Fine
The Slits
2/5
Idc
Dirty Projectors
3/5
Enjoyable 3.5
Crosby, Stills & Nash
4/5
Chadlessly Hoping
The Fall
2/5
Idc 2.5
Shack
2/5
Forgettable, no idea why it's on this list.
Ryan Adams
1/5
This guy loves BBC
New York Dolls
4/5
Good, soft 4
Blood, Sweat & Tears
4/5
Fantastic mix of rock and jazz 4.5
Bonnie "Prince" Billy
3/5
Nostalgic to my early 20s getting plastered by myself in my kitchen apartment. 3.5
Haircut 100
3/5
Funky and good 3.5
Beth Orton
3/5
I really liked the opening track.
Marilyn Manson
2/5
Annoying
Happy Mondays
2/5
Idc 2.5
Cream
3/5
SOYL and SWLABR are great but I was expecting more from the rest. 3.5
Black Sabbath
5/5
Chad metal
The Mothers Of Invention
4/5
Good stuff, bunch of nonsense at the end.
Prince
4/5
When doves cry is an absolute classic. The rest is good but not great. Soft 4
The Vines
4/5
Catchy and fun
Quicksilver Messenger Service
3/5
Some good jamming
Suede
2/5
Boring
Arcade Fire
3/5
It has its moments 3.5
Japan
3/5
Fine
Finley Quaye
3/5
Props for doing reggae differently than all the other albums on this list that sound the same. A few good songs on here.
Dexys Midnight Runners
4/5
Good
Dire Straits
3/5
Enjoyable, good guitar. 3.5
The Who
4/5
Weird but good psychedelic rock. I can see for miles is a classic.
4/5
Great energy and guitar. 4.5
Lucinda Williams
3/5
I enjoyed this more than expected, some solid songs on here. 3.5
The Good, The Bad & The Queen
4/5
Good stuff. Nostalgic to my late teens driving back and forth from tech college.
Penguin Cafe Orchestra
2/5
Great album cover, bad music. 1.5
A Tribe Called Quest
3/5
There's some great songs on here but so many songs' beats sound exactly the same. 3.5
The Monks
4/5
Really good, way ahead of its time. Just wish it was on Spotify.
Beyoncé
2/5
Idc
Barry Adamson
2/5
Mostly bad
John Martyn
4/5
Good folk rock
The Cardigans
4/5
Very good
Super Furry Animals
3/5
Mostly enjoyable 3.5
Supertramp
4/5
Good stuff
Paul Simon
4/5
Hello Simon my old friend
Miles Davis
3/5
Obviously well made but it just doesn't do much for me. Not my style of jazz. 3.5
Miles Davis
4/5
Good jazz
Cyndi Lauper
4/5
Catchy and fun
Mj Cole
2/5
Idc
Ananda Shankar
3/5
It has its moments. Bonus points for being unique on this list.
Slipknot
3/5
Really good at times but also wears out its welcome, second half is worse. 3.5
Willie Colón & Rubén Blades
4/5
Shocked at how much I enjoyed this. Ez 4.5
Coldplay
3/5
Fairly enjoyable 3.5
The Coral
4/5
Good stuff
The Stooges
3/5
It has its moments. After 3 Stooges albums on this list I'd say they are pretty good but overrated. 3.5
Elton John
3/5
Tiny dancer is a classic but otherwise it felt like the same song over and over.
3/5
Decently enjoyable but the songs all sound the same
Grandmaster Flash & The Furious Five
3/5
Solid beginning and end with some nonsense in the middle. 3.5
Frank Black
3/5
Interesting I'll give it that
Cocteau Twins
3/5
I like the vocals 3.5
Nitin Sawhney
3/5
Interesting concept, often boring but some flashes of greatness in there. A unique addition to this list.
Jacques Brel
3/5
I have no idea what he's saying but I believe him
Thundercat
4/5
Chad 4.5
Radiohead
3/5
First two songs are quite good then it turns into the same mildly boring song over and over.
Neneh Cherry
2/5
The first song is good the rest is mostly cheeks
Talvin Singh
2/5
Idc 1.5
X-Ray Spex
3/5
Enjoyable 3.5
XTC
4/5
Good stuff
Dolly Parton
2/5
Boring
Ozomatli
4/5
Great mix of genres.
Slade
3/5
These guys are excited about their bowl cuts. 3.5
Jungle Brothers
2/5
Idc
The Divine Comedy
2/5
Mostly annoying
Queens of the Stone Age
3/5
Some great parts mixed in, too long and a bit generic. 3.5
Terence Trent D'Arby
2/5
Idc
Led Zeppelin
4/5
Chad 4.5
Pulp
2/5
Idc
Joy Division
3/5
Significantly better than their other album. 3.5
The Triffids
2/5
Idc 1.5
Sly & The Family Stone
3/5
I like funk but this was pretty mid
Can
4/5
I disliked this at first but it grew on me a lot.
The Band
3/5
Fairly enjoyable
Public Image Ltd.
3/5
It has its moments
PJ Harvey
3/5
Enjoyable 3.5
Joanna Newsom
5/5
Beautiful
Snoop Dogg
4/5
Chad
Rocket From The Crypt
3/5
Decently enjoyable
The Verve
3/5
A few good songs but too long and often boring
The Jam
3/5
Not bad
Youssou N'Dour
3/5
Survivor jazz
Khaled
3/5
A few bad songs but honestly quite catchy. 3.5
Beck
2/5
Boring 2.5
The Last Shadow Puppets
5/5
Extremely chad.
Creedence Clearwater Revival
4/5
Papers, business papers
k.d. lang
3/5
Actually some nice easy listening songs mixed in here. Gotta be in the right mood though, soft 3.
Slipknot
4/5
Chad drums
John Martyn
3/5
Some good bass and drums in here, gives pink moon vibes too.
The 13th Floor Elevators
3/5
Solid 3.5
Animal Collective
3/5
Pretty good 3.5
Lenny Kravitz
3/5
Fine
Screaming Trees
3/5
Decently enjoyable
Giant Sand
3/5
I kind of liked it
R.E.M.
3/5
Fine
Electric Light Orchestra
4/5
Good stuff
Röyksopp
2/5
It's not bad I just don't care. 2.5
The Smashing Pumpkins
4/5
Good album
Venom
3/5
Some good parts in here. Poor audio quality and there's way better metal out there now but good for its time.
LCD Soundsystem
4/5
The album is great except for two songs. Soft 4
Herbie Hancock
4/5
Funky, last song was nothing. Soft 4
The Mars Volta
4/5
Very chad 4.5
Nina Simone
3/5
Fine but a bit dull
4/5
Great album 4.5 very Beatles esque
Lambchop
4/5
Really liked the atmospheric vibes of this album
Primal Scream
3/5
It has its moments but drags on way too much
Buena Vista Social Club
4/5
Good album
Tom Waits
2/5
Great as a troll album
Ella Fitzgerald
4/5
Good
Hugh Masekela
4/5
Very good 4.5
The Magnetic Fields
4/5
I wanted to hate this so I could skip past most of it but it was too good to skip anything. 2/3 of this album is in the 4-5 range for me with some duds leftover. The album name and cover are both extremely chad and based.
The Residents
1/5
Cheeks 1.5
Culture Club
3/5
It's fine
Julian Cope
3/5
Often bad but some gems in here
Radiohead
2/5
Yuge dump
My Bloody Valentine
1/5
ShoeGAYze, cheeks, terrible and bad
Miles Davis
3/5
I want to like it more than I do. Too slow for me and too much nothing happening in between the good parts.
The Sonics
3/5
A worse version of early beatles
Emerson, Lake & Palmer
3/5
Enjoyable 3.5
3/5
Some good songs mixed in
Rufus Wainwright
3/5
Fine
Led Zeppelin
4/5
Solid
Astor Piazzolla
3/5
Fine
The Charlatans
2/5
Idc
Gotan Project
3/5
Enjoyable background music
Genesis
3/5
Good but too long 3.5
Leonard Cohen
2/5
Idc
Spacemen 3
2/5
Mostly cheeks 1.5
The Style Council
4/5
Really nice surprise
Soul II Soul
2/5
Idc
The Boo Radleys
3/5
Quite enjoyable 3.5
Sam Cooke
3/5
3.5
Beastie Boys
4/5
Alfa
Kings of Leon
3/5
Enjoyable 3.5
The Roots
3/5
Not bad
Brian Wilson
4/5
Good
U2
3/5
Wow I actually enjoyed a U2 album 3.5
Gene Clark
3/5
Fine
Jamiroquai
3/5
Enjoyable 3.5
Madness
3/5
Interesting
Le Tigre
3/5
Catchy, fun guitar on some songs. 3.5
Rush
4/5
Solid album like every Rush album but I felt slightly disappointed as I thought this would be their magnum opus but I don't personally think this is Rush's best work.
Public Image Ltd.
2/5
Idc 1.5
Stephen Stills
3/5
Way too long
Barry Adamson
3/5
I like the concept, music is fine
Muddy Waters
3/5
Every blues song sounds the same.
Mudhoney
2/5
Man I don't care 1.5
The Rolling Stones
4/5
Good stuff
The Undertones
3/5
I like it 3.5
Faith No More
3/5
The few songs that go hard are solid, the rest are meh.
The Incredible String Band
3/5
I enjoyed it 3.5
The Cramps
2/5
I don't care
Bee Gees
4/5
Solid, it ends very strongly with the last four songs.
The Pretty Things
4/5
Chad 4.5
Ladysmith Black Mambazo
3/5
Good addition to the list 3.5
George Jones
4/5
Surprisingly good
Jimi Hendrix
3/5
Good guitar and drums, some parts are a bit boring though. 3.5
The Afghan Whigs
3/5
Started off great, second half was meh. 3.5
Sonic Youth
2/5
Cheeks 1.5
Sebadoh
3/5
Enjoyable 3.5
Björk
3/5
The first two songs were so good I was very hopeful for this album. The first half was solid then it turned into more Bjork bullshit in the second half.
Bob Dylan
4/5
Like a rolling stone is one of my favorite songs. The rest of the album is solid but each song drags on for too long.
Tracy Chapman
3/5
Not bad
Joan Baez
3/5
Good when you're in the right mood. El Preso is awesome. 3.5
David Gray
2/5
Generic
Joni Mitchell
4/5
Wow so much better than Blue
Sonic Youth
1/5
Fuck this band
Aphex Twin
2/5
This album could have been 20 minutes long and even then it would have been just okay. 1.5
Led Zeppelin
4/5
Very solid
Queen
4/5
The first side is decently good but not really the type of Queen I know and love. However the second side is and makes up for it. Fairy Feller is one of my favorite Queen songs.
MGMT
4/5
Chad and nostalgic to my late teens. 4.5
Heaven 17
3/5
The first half is pretty good
Funkadelic
3/5
Fine
Norah Jones
3/5
Nice jazzy vibes 3.5
The Replacements
3/5
It's fine
Rod Stewart
3/5
Way better than his other album on here. 3.5
Gary Numan
2/5
Pretty cheeks if you ask me
Leonard Cohen
2/5
Loved Marianne, the rest is pretty meh. 2.5
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
3/5
Solid 3.5
The Stranglers
3/5
Enjoyable 3.5
1/5
I like Bob Dylan but this was cheeks. Singing was bad, and not even the good type of bad like on his studio albums. Like a rolling stone is one of my favorite songs and he absolutely butchered it. This live album has no business being in this list. What is special about this that i needed to hear this instead just listening to the far superior studio albums?
Neil Young
5/5
What an amazing album, one of the best I've ever heard.
The Jam
3/5
Interesting, English Rose was my favorite. 3.5
Teenage Fanclub
2/5
It's music 2.5
David Crosby
2/5
Kind of boring 2.5
Saint Etienne
2/5
Okay 2.5
Adele
3/5
Enjoyable 3.5
ABBA
3/5
Enjoyable enough but kind of disappointing compared to their other album. 3.5
Sheryl Crow
3/5
Pretty good 3.5
Turbonegro
3/5
Not bad
The Flaming Lips
4/5
Starts off really good, second half is a bit weaker.
Bruce Springsteen
2/5
2nd song was good 2.5
The Jon Spencer Blues Explosion
3/5
Good guitar and drums, I like the intensity. 3.5
The Electric Prunes
4/5
Solid psychedelic rock
Manic Street Preachers
4/5
Solid addition to the list
The Cure
2/5
I didn't like this at all. Instrumentals are just a wall of sound with nothing interesting happening. 1.5
G. Love & Special Sauce
3/5
Good but turns into the same song over and over
Echo And The Bunnymen
3/5
Enjoyable 3.5
Silver Jews
3/5
It has its moments.
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
2/5
First song was really good but overall pretty boring. 2.5
The Disposable Heroes Of Hiphoprisy
4/5
A better version of Public Enemy
Lloyd Cole And The Commotions
2/5
Boring
Ray Price
3/5
Decent country
Mudhoney
3/5
Enjoyable 3.5
Hüsker Dü
2/5
Dü dü 1.5
Dennis Wilson
3/5
Good 3.5
Tangerine Dream
1/5
This was a nothing album
The Clash
3/5
Good for old school punk 3.5
John Lee Hooker
2/5
Boring except for the first song
Billy Bragg
3/5
A few great songs on here 3.5
Badly Drawn Boy
2/5
Cheeks 1.5
Aerosmith
2/5
The three songs I already knew are enjoyable, the rest are generic and cheeks. 2.5
Kings of Leon
4/5
Solid
James Taylor
3/5
Good 3.5
Pink Floyd
4/5
Solid psychedelic rock
Björk
1/5
Cheeks
Jorge Ben Jor
4/5
Very good and fun
Beatles
5/5
EZ 5
2/5
A bit annoying
Elvis Presley
3/5
Fine
4/5
Very chad 4.5
Emmylou Harris
2/5
Cheeks 1.5
The Lemonheads
2/5
Fine 2.5
Steve Winwood
3/5
Solid, first song is great 3.5
MC Solaar
3/5
Dion
2/5
Cheeks 1.5
Method Man
1/5
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Ute Lemper
4/5
Surprised at the hate, I enjoyed this
Skunk Anansie
3/5
Solid bald black woman rock 3.5
Wild Beasts
4/5
Very nostalgic of my early adulthood.
Christina Aguilera
3/5
Better than expected
Circle Jerks
3/5
Extremely chad album length
Mariah Carey
2/5
🤡 1.5
Stereo MC's
3/5
Jeff Buckley
4/5
Alfa
Leftfield
2/5
Machito
4/5
4.5
U2
2/5
Idc
The Byrds
2/5
Britney Spears
2/5
I don't care
CHIC
3/5
Fine 2.5
Carole King
4/5
Very chad so far away is amazing 4.5
Maxwell
2/5
Primal Scream
2/5
Calexico
2/5
Beatles
5/5
A near perfect album
Ministry
3/5
3.5
Tom Waits
3/5
3.5
Roni Size
2/5
2.5
Ghostface Killah
4/5
4.5 Chad
The Young Rascals
3/5
3.5
Simply Red
4/5
John Cale
4/5
Cowboy Junkies
2/5
1.5
The Beach Boys
3/5
Sade
3/5
3.5
Pere Ubu
3/5
Lupe Fiasco
3/5
3.5
The Dandy Warhols
2/5
Two good songs
Thelonious Monk
3/5
Solange
2/5
Emerson, Lake & Palmer
4/5