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You Love More Than Most
| Album | You | Global | Diff |
|---|---|---|---|
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Scum
Napalm Death
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5 | 2.07 | +2.93 |
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Trout Mask Replica
Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band
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5 | 2.28 | +2.72 |
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Locust Abortion Technician
Butthole Surfers
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5 | 2.38 | +2.62 |
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Suicide
Suicide
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5 | 2.46 | +2.54 |
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Yank Crime
Drive Like Jehu
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5 | 2.7 | +2.3 |
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Atomizer
Big Black
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5 | 2.72 | +2.28 |
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Yeezus
Kanye West
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5 | 2.77 | +2.23 |
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Tago Mago
Can
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5 | 2.79 | +2.21 |
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Among The Living
Anthrax
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5 | 2.85 | +2.15 |
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D.O.A. the Third and Final Report of Throbbing Gristle
Throbbing Gristle
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4 | 1.88 | +2.12 |
You Love Less Than Most
| Album | You | Global | Diff |
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1984
Van Halen
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1 | 3.51 | -2.51 |
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Urban Hymns
The Verve
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1 | 3.36 | -2.36 |
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Live And Dangerous
Thin Lizzy
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1 | 3.32 | -2.32 |
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MTV Unplugged In New York
Nirvana
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2 | 4.21 | -2.21 |
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Elvis Is Back
Elvis Presley
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1 | 3.19 | -2.19 |
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Bluesbreakers
John Mayall & The Bluesbreakers
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1 | 3.16 | -2.16 |
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Led Zeppelin
Led Zeppelin
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2 | 4.1 | -2.1 |
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Youth And Young Manhood
Kings of Leon
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1 | 3.1 | -2.1 |
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No Sleep 'Til Hammersmith (Live)
Motörhead
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1 | 3.06 | -2.06 |
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Something/Anything?
Todd Rundgren
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1 | 3.03 | -2.03 |
Artists
Favorites
| Artist | Albums | Average |
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| The Velvet Underground | 4 | 4.75 |
| Brian Eno | 3 | 4.67 |
| Talking Heads | 3 | 4.67 |
| Sly & The Family Stone | 2 | 5 |
| Kendrick Lamar | 3 | 4.33 |
| Radiohead | 3 | 4.33 |
| Pink Floyd | 3 | 4.33 |
| Kanye West | 3 | 4.33 |
Least Favorites
| Artist | Albums | Average |
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| Kings of Leon | 3 | 1.33 |
| Van Halen | 2 | 1.5 |
| The Doors | 4 | 2.25 |
Controversial
| Artist | Ratings |
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| John Lennon | 2, 5 |
| Nirvana | 5, 2 |
5-Star Albums (53)
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Popular Reviews
Van Halen
2/5
its not even awful but theres just something about this i find appalling
2 likes
Brian Eno
5/5
this sounds like a beautiful dream. i am so glad youre here
1 likes
1-Star Albums (19)
All Ratings
The Doors
2/5
I mean i guess its pretty good. Its just not really my style. I find blues to be pretty tiresome.
The Allman Brothers Band
4/5
it was great, actually. still not what im looking for but i liked it.
Muddy Waters
4/5
please no more blues. the drummer was good though
Supertramp
4/5
NICE! too theatrical though
Le Tigre
2/5
dude this is so crazy!!!
Creedence Clearwater Revival
2/5
boooooring
Jack White
3/5
its nice
Louis Prima
4/5
i mean it was good but the youtube playlist was fucked up
Kendrick Lamar
4/5
cant stay focused. i feel like im going insane.
The Damned
3/5
yeah its pretty good
Bob Dylan
5/5
there truly is some magic to it
Joan Armatrading
2/5
some songs are awesome, some are kinda lame
Anthrax
5/5
what a nice and relaxing album
R.E.M.
2/5
yeah i guess its good
The Velvet Underground
4/5
one of those albums you can listen to
CHIC
4/5
theres some beautiful songs here
ZZ Top
3/5
guitar
Tom Waits
3/5
i mean theres some really beautiful songs here but most of it i just dont get. that last song goes absolutely hard though
Foo Fighters
4/5
i really like the songs
The Smiths
4/5
vegan type beat
ABBA
5/5
this album is my love, my life
Kate Bush
5/5
this my shit yeah girl
ZZ Top
2/5
meh, some food songs but kinda boring
Lambchop
4/5
really nice RECORD!!!!!!!!!!
Beatles
3/5
yeahhhhhh idk
Dolly Parton
3/5
this album might be
Blue Cheer
3/5
give me that noise
Happy Mondays
2/5
kind of a bop
Marty Robbins
2/5
NOT FOR ME!!!! NOT MADE WITH YA GIRL ON MIND!!
X-Ray Spex
3/5
trying to find the end of my burning silhouette
Ella Fitzgerald
5/5
so joyful. takes my heart out for a walk in the park.
Mott The Hoople
4/5
yeah i liked it
Meat Loaf
4/5
would
Brian Wilson
4/5
cha cha cha very nice
Green Day
4/5
this sucks
Sarah Vaughan
3/5
i dont want to listen to this. its not bad. theres nothing wrong. i just dont feel like it. i cant stay here. this place hurts my eyes and the humid, dense smell of the air brings me down. but, at the same time, there are thorns tied to my heart, and when i move the sink deeper and deeper. i cant stay here. it hurts to leave. i cant stay here with you and i. it hurts to be with you and i.
Tricky
4/5
im sorry what were you saying? i fell asleep
The Specials
5/5
giving this one a 5, i dont care about anything else in the world right now other than letting go
Van Morrison
4/5
i was dead all day, i escaped. i was mad all day, i escaped.
Bruce Springsteen
4/5
its black country out there
Rod Stewart
4/5
woke up in the night and got caught with a glance, this might be my last dance. in a giant world with no haters or fans, this might be my last dance. let the roots in my bed tickle my tired stance, this might be my last dance. every mirror is knife ive a tendency to grasp, this might be my last dance.
its not unbecoming of me to call in such an obscene scene, for i am not pristine, nor clean. im cursed to die like a dream, cursed to see like gleam. drop it onto the floor, let it shatter like a dream, let it shine like a gleam. this might be my last dream in a world of nightmares, this might be my last dream.
its not unbecoming of me to be such an absurd being, being for the benefit of noone it seems. yes, i see. i string together a picture of blood, paper towels and minute details. it glows under a dim light from nowhere. its a road, to nowhere. there is only one light. it comes from nowhere, it seems. i go nowhere, it seems.
Franz Ferdinand
4/5
blood breaks out of me, i deserve it. i dont deserve to keep it. i figured it was only a nightmare, but now it seems like a dream.
theres a shadow hanging over my bed, every night it gets lower. i get shivers from its gleam, every night it gets colder. its finger counts my days, every night i get older. its hole its an oracle, every night i get closer.
its the morning again. the sun cast a light over my regret, its shadow picks from behind bed. opportuniyies squandered, dont have the life to care, only to sit and ponder which one will leave next, the answer wont make me calmer. please let it be an armor, no weight, but thats just the opposite of hate. i cant relate. shots fired on the streets make me shake the bed, makes me wonder where the bullets will be lead next. please paint with red, please shatter my neck.
Duran Duran
2/5
its nights like that one that remind that the paths we walk are nothing but miracles. in the grand scheme of things we are all miracles, in a metaphorical sense. to be is divine, godless or not.
Rush
4/5
i live on an island in a continent
Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young
4/5
i saw the memories i never had in the dreams i wanted to live. no difference between the distance between me and them, and between heaven and hell. or purgatory, at least. i saw the most demented thoughts buried just beneath the surface, and, as the rain pitter pattered over the grass, the thunder glanced above it, sure that it will never strike. my heart still stopped that day. i saw the least repented outlaws and their violent crimes in the pictures i painted inside my head, their eyes rotten and their will unjust. i didnt want to stay, yet here i am. i saw the inmortal remains of my mothers orbiting around my brain. i extended my arms upwards, like antennas to the sky, but their voices never reached so far. i saw the daughter i wanted to be, but my voice didnt reach so far.
Guns N' Roses
2/5
look out the window and see snow, shadows bleak concrete floors but i dont want to see more. this city is rotten at its core but words of kindness float above it all, like vapor from fungi gorge or an upside down shore. flightless birds are a bore, necessary to grow bindless from this prison where im born. highness glistens throught the core, its an image beautiful, unexplicably so. i let the dog out the street door.
this album sucks btw
Ray Charles
4/5
frightening closing doors and screeching grinders, the thought passes like a bird, mind her widening blinders, flattening imposing foes and friendly outsiders, allies squandered. cohersing yours truly to share words kinder, couldnt find them in my core, an enlightening reminder.
albums great but needs some spice imo
The Notorious B.I.G.
4/5
every time i see my body i pass away. with the way i live my life its a miracle i make it through the day. im tired and wired to look for something to play, not something to heal my dismay. just the way i stay. every morning i pass away, its an act of mourning the boring way scorned i wake. im laying in wake, alive and awake but inside i pray my heart burns like a cigarrette stake. im waiting for accidents, im frail and fleeting, and every night i pray in my sleep that my heart stops beating. i taste the sweet season in dreams, it still takes like acid and feels like linen. mi vida es un maravilloso crimen. passing by, the birds see my crying eyes and shine like beacons. i kneel down and grasp the sand. it falls through my hands. i grasp the sand again, wondering how long ill last.
i really like this album but the sex skits are awful
Paul Simon
3/5
tangled wires in my heart, im just looking for my seat. the bumps in the road set me back like the heat. i bounce and try not to fall off my feet. i get off the bus, im tired and beat. i walk to the station, the rain tastes so sweet. i wait there for hours and a stranger there asks me if she can sit there beside me. i know ill be late if the train wont arrive. the air hugs tenderly my withering sigh. if i have to call it to make it in time, the price of the ticket wont be just a dime. i call the train, but im too tired to try. i call the train, i might let it pass me by. i call the train, but i just stand by. i call the train and she leaves me behind
idk i might return to this one
Sigur Rós
5/5
its cold. the window is closed, though my imagination is old. its images hold no power, the wind blows the tower off. my offering is this poem retold, to you, now its yours. the thoughts close in on me like a tiburón, my blood of ghoul cast upon the first stone.
i loved this one
Cowboy Junkies
2/5
not for me
Slayer
4/5
haha what a great album. i hope the people who made it dont have extreme political views
4/5
words of an outsider, i write like an alien. pale hand holds the pen, a liar trying to confess. a buzz when i press, but its all in jest. this gesture is like an empty stage, making my own rumours even though its just a guess. my head hurts like a tumour but i dont want to feel less. im trying to play before it turns posthumorous, this one whispers "never doom her, shes a bloomer". broken womb, i lift the pen, again i drew her
kinda one note, but it is a beautiful note
Snoop Dogg
2/5
babbling on my way to my sleeping cavity, im where incandescent pain and cold rain meet muted humanity. the scenery is quite a catastrophe, but the rock wont show no cold shoulder, an affirming hilarity. nothing funny about it, but i needed the laugh. something to hold on to when i feel like im trapped. when the pest inside my brain acts like a runaway train and smashes through my parade while my secrets unwrap.
its all there, it always has been. but nobody will know, im a never has been.
why is he saying such nasty stuff about women?? anyway, quite an uhhh eclectic listen. synths sound kinda outdated though
The White Stripes
4/5
por aqui camina la muerte. las paredes se me acercan pero nunca he tenido tanta suerte
pues estas se detienen al ver que
yo soy la misma persona que prendio el fuego que incendio el puente.
el bosque esta quemado y ardiente,
para poder cruzarlo deberia estar armada hasta los dientes
pero tengo tensa la mente y desprecio como se siente
estar tirada en la cama como siempre, tan impotente.
very enjoyable album
Charles Mingus
5/5
the red drives me insane, im glad its always there. the option to show my insides, hope no one stares. it stings, it hurts, i love not to care. alone, sitting atop my back broken chair.
in my own lair, im a prisoner. im a lioness, so mystical. when i set sail, through the cyclical. and my mind flails, egotistical.
mingus the goat, more like the feds
Billy Joel
4/5
fuck whatever youre thinking about
Motörhead
1/5
i hate this
Method Man
3/5
rza the razor, with boring lasers
Laibach
3/5
kinda freaky, i definitely enjoyed it. idk what theyre saying though
Michael Jackson
4/5
huh
Manic Street Preachers
4/5
goes hard
Kendrick Lamar
5/5
cant stay focused. i feel like im going insane.
DJ Shadow
4/5
ive got a pregnant snake
Incredible Bongo Band
3/5
two swords. the bongs are too boring, i need more daring combinations.
Brian Eno
5/5
saying this album is bad is just plane stupid
Roni Size
2/5
i dont enjoy this
Michael Kiwanuka
3/5
this is one of those albums made by MICHAEL
Tom Tom Club
3/5
this album was not made by TOM
Led Zeppelin
4/5
one of the worst albums
The Verve
1/5
a lot of effort was put into this album
Dexys Midnight Runners
2/5
songs range from boring to annoying
The Prodigy
4/5
this is great but i want to kiss boys
Electric Light Orchestra
3/5
blue
Muddy Waters
3/5
hmmm what AN mojo going
Elvis Presley
1/5
mierda
Fever Ray
4/5
makes me SICK
Eminem
2/5
While it sports various moments that combine the verbal gymnastics, dark themes, powerful beats and satirical characters perfectly, most of the time it crumbles under the banality of its own violence
The Stooges
3/5
music for people who eat churros twice a week
The Cult
2/5
sucks monkey butt
Nick Drake
5/5
hmm m m m m m FUck the sun
John Lennon
2/5
girly this shit is ass. this is just straight ass
The Go-Betweens
2/5
where is the high octane gaming action??????
Gene Clark
3/5
might relisten
Soundgarden
2/5
superunkown? oh yeah well i wish i didnt know this album beotch
Malcolm McLaren
2/5
oh you want me to review this album? this one? this one specifically? you pulled this one for me? you generated this specific album particularly for little ol judy? out of all the albums that there are and that you listen to on the thing, you want me to listen and then review and rate this one in particular? well its ok i guess
Radiohead
5/5
save the worthless words drifting out your mouth
take the lonely sun youve been singing about
lakes of shadows silhouettes drown you under the clouds
left to ponder mistakes and whereabouts
fake your image in the mirror sleeping
wake up to the sound of nightmares leaking
make the best of time thats quietly thinning
crave the dreams above the walls of living
ngl this is kind of amazing
The Chemical Brothers
3/5
- not gonna lie i actually really enjoyed this one, even if it got a bit mmadmmadmmfasdmfjahsdjgajsdhf OH MY GOD A BEAR IS TRYING TO KILL ME ILL HAVE TO USE THIS BASEBALL BAT TO DEFEND MYSELF. - I jumped atop my desk in order to achieve a height advantage as the bear slowly stumbled on his way to attack, thinking I had entered his territory.
- I dont want to do this you fucking bear! - I howled from across the room, but the bear didnt understand. It couldnt understand. As it approached me, I smacked it on its snout with my baseball bat, which enraged him. The bearstumbled backwards for a moment before pouncing on me with its huge claws. I managed to jump over him at the last second but, almost instantly, the bear turned around and made one final attempt to kill me. In one final assault the bear reached downwards to bite my head off but I managed to use my baseball bat to defend myself. As the bear bit into the wooden bat, he hurt its teeth, giving me enough time to escape.
- Im sorry bear but i had to! - I yelled as I ran away.
The Flaming Lips
5/5
- great album. im in a good mood so ill give it five stars
The words came out of her mouth like wind blowing through the branches of an oak tree, as she slowly walked towards the balcony. The cold air christened her skin as she slid the glass door open. Let the cold in. Out of her coat pocket a cigarrette, light it with a despondent look over the forest.
Boards of Canada
4/5
so i was at a coffee shop this one time. i was sitting by window when the waiter approached me to hand me my solicited cappuchino, with a pair of free chocolate cookies. as he walked towards the table where i was seated, he contemplated the urban scene unfolding behind the confines of the coffee shop, in the outside world of the busy city of amsterdam. he stopped to think before quietly leaving the tray he brought on the table, and turned towards the cash register. but, as he started walking, he bumped into this very tall man who had just entered the store. said man was wearing a pair of windsor sunglasses, which covered what seemed to be two tired eyes, one of them staring off into the distance while the other focused on the waiter. said mans hair was messy and not well kept at all, which, combined with the beaten leather jacket and dusty beige pants he was wearing, gave him a very rough look. "oh sorry sir" the words fell out of the waiters mouth like drunken butterfly, a beautiful voice carrying itself across the air bumbling and hastily. the man muttered something very quietly as he pulled a cigarrette from his back pocket and held it in his mouth, softly biting its end. the waiter stood unamused, and proceeded to continue his way towards the cash register when the man tapped him in his shoulder. "i must see your manager. mr roger" he said while still holding the cigarrette, it seemed he had no plans to light it. the waiter awkwardly pointed towards a door at the end of the coffee shop, right next to the ladys room. the man looked around before taking a few coins from his pocket. he tried to give them to the waiter, but instead he dropped them on the ground. the waiter stood unamused. the man went into the room and i thought that would be the end of it but, around five minutes later, a gunshot was heard coming from that room. everyone in the coffee shop started panicking, and crowds of scared customers ran outside like deers escaping from a hunter. i tried to do the same but, as is made my way to the door, i slipped on puddle of water in the floor so i resorted to hiding under the table before the shooter saw me. i heard the doors swing open, followed by some footsteps. then, as if nothing had happened, the man from before approached the waiter. "thanks for the uhhh cooperation, much obliged" he said before leaving. the police arrived shortly after and, even though the couldnt find the man, i was asked to talk to the police and provide a description of what happened. i was taken along to the police station in an ambulance. the same ambulance, in fact, that was being used to take the now deceased owner of the coffee shop to the morgue. during the trip i listened to this album and i imagined as if voices in the background were the people in the coffee shop. interesting listen, very enjoyable.
Neneh Cherry
2/5
im so tired wth
Dusty Springfield
3/5
very meditative.
once upon a time we could hold each other tight but that loving paradigm has been shattered without purpose. i know its not a crime to say bye without a rhyme but you didnt leave a dime or a letter for my person. you think i try to whine but the words that here i cry are not tears for a grey sky, but for my womanly brethen. girl he might leave you behind, but life flows like the nile, because the contract we sign is written with and old pencil.
i like it
Alice Cooper
2/5
sounds like urine. im having a bad day and this album sucks
Simon & Garfunkel
4/5
propaganda prop a gander proper banter
is this a 5? im not sure, but it is beautiful and delightful and frail like snow, a frivolous home of wonder.
The Allman Brothers Band
3/5
are you fucking kidding me i already listened to this bitch ass busted ass album
Pixies
4/5
twisted fate seal me away in a carcass or coffin made
specifically for someone like me who might already be dead
with weary feet and missing teeth a smile may never tread
teary eyed clown and burning gown my blood paints my lips red
cool album, really enjoyed it you LIARS YOU LIARS LIED TO ME LIARS LEAVE ME ALONE DONT LET ME BE WITH YOU LEAVE ME ALONE DONT LET ME BE WITH MYSELF AND BE ALONE
Django Django
3/5
djangoooooo its the album that i write about here
djangoooooo its the album that impales me with spears
so dear
fear
fuck this album
The The
3/5
i wish i had never been born ngl
good album
Kraftwerk
4/5
hey i already listened to this album it was very good its very good now or is it not
now but later sooner or later the time would prescribe me a
saint or a patron with
letters or papers
denied for vacants
Dirty Projectors
4/5
this album is like
birds wings fluttering and
voices so beautiful
singing through
quiet nights guitars ascending in
songs through skies
of familiar
madness for us
dearly
Kings of Leon
1/5
i hate this
Pink Floyd
4/5
seen crazy shit girl crazy shit
Calexico
4/5
greit
Thelonious Monk
4/5
one of monks not as good albums hmmm
meditations ponder
Nine Inch Nails
5/5
one of the best albums of all time
The Mamas & The Papas
2/5
feels like something ive already listened to but worse
Madonna
2/5
not a big fan, in fact, i despise this album. awful title
PJ Harvey
5/5
this album is great but its not five stars
The Pogues
4/5
such a fun album
Radiohead
5/5
i mean it really is stunning, and just so beautiful. at the start its like this sprawling chaos of beauty that can be kinda hard to take in in a weird way, but by the time it ends it fits perfectly. it really does fall into place. and the ending is honestly breathtaking, having such a quiet but powerful song to close an album so spacious is perfect, it ties the explosiveness of the emotion with the intimacy. and by god this album is intimate. i crawl into it like a bed and lay under the covers warm. i love it. i really do.
Leonard Cohen
5/5
i dont know what you think ive done
Robbie Williams
2/5
wait what did he say about golden showers
A Tribe Called Quest
4/5
tasty
Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
2/5
didnt grip me!!!!!!!!
it had some cool tracks though
one of the worst albums
Dead Kennedys
4/5
relatable
i like it
AC/DC
2/5
admittedly shittily, the synergy breathes stink, breeding anfetamine heart pumping steadily, riding the beat partly bumpy ride along the ferris wheel, balloons loom fright and bleed, on noon lights red skin, moon fools a griped fiend but the grooms wake was heavenly
my heart pump ketamine
i didnt like this album
The Velvet Underground
5/5
cherish is a word i use when i bathe in the morning
cherish is a world ill go to in when i die
cherish is a word i scream at the top of my lungs
cherish is a worm crawling through my heart
Marilyn Manson
1/5
in the
this album sucks so much i wont even finish the poem
Bob Dylan
4/5
this albums bad but its not one star
Lou Reed
3/5
this album is decent but its not three stars
k.d. lang
3/5
i need some love fr
Air
3/5
literally me
Green Day
4/5
I’m not here
King Crimson
4/5
Red is better
Madonna
3/5
One of her best albums titled “”like a prayer ,is one of her (Madonna) bestw orks
Incubus
3/5
idk I guess i like the track sequencing
Frank Zappa
5/5
yesssss i love this hahaha I slap you on the chest as I drop dead on the couch like a boulder breaking through a trampoline
Elvis Costello & The Attractions
2/5
Carbon monoxide noise is a painting spat out by you
Fog pendulums drifting out of the red green blue
I can hear the chalk bloated as you loudly boast
And that’s funnier than all of those
The Who
4/5
buncha sell outs these guys, i tell ya!!!
awful album
Johnny Cash
5/5
yeahhh i guess this is a five maybe yeahhh
i guess...
lets just leave it at that, shall we?
Beck
2/5
such a bore!!!!
i didnt like it, really, but i didnt hate it
Coldplay
2/5
SHUT UP!!!!!!
3/5
its pretty... ok, i guess, but
dont get any big ideas
Common
4/5
i just want to be dead, admittedly unseen, intimately unknown, i just want to be infinitely asleep
this album fucking sucks btw
Stereolab
4/5
the silly pink bunny who lives by absorbing the anxiety in my brain like a sponge and spreading it all over the nerves and blood vessels is dancing to the beeps and boops and wrangs and yahoos, the music. she absolutely loves the rythm and voice of its tentative whisper, holding it close to her beating heart. she looks around to see if anyone is watching before jumping up and down and shaking her head to the beat, but she lays down on the floor during the more mellow songs in the record. however, she never stops moving, for, if she were to do so, she would cry death of whimsy.
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
3/5
can you
can you point it out this
can you see it through album
can you take it down is
can you be a saint pretty
can you kill a clown good
can you mirror one ill
and then make it count say
can you wait to die although
can you leave your friends a
leave them all behind bit
all behind the fence too
can you kill a saint long...
can you be a clown close
can you feel the warmth to
of your longing gown four
Hole
3/5
hellowww everyonewww imww backww withww anotherww reviewww andww iww mustww saywww thatww thisww albumww wasww prettywww goodwww iww likedww itww althoughww itww couldww feelww aww bitww sameyww atww someww pointsww ifww imww beingwww honestww soww yeahww thatswww 3ww starsww verywww closeww toww fourww starswww yeswww youww maywww goww nowww
Beatles
4/5
along pink floys darkside of the moon, abbey road is regarded as THE album. not just one of the beatles albums, its THE album. its an inescapable album. its a gigantic album. its very good. and its also a surprise. born out of a very complicated and maybe troubled period in the beatles history, its nothing short of remarkable the fact that the beatles still sound like theyve got it all figured out. they shine and sparkle, with their characteristic glimmer of joy. dont get me wrong, one would not expect an awful album from the beatles, but abbey road is not just songs, its a complete thing. my main struggle with the beatles has been that, at the peak of their greatness, they struggle to deliver one complete thing. a single, solid statement. here it is. this is the thing. abbey road is not my favourite album, but i dont regret any of times i decided to indulge in it. it is a very confident album when it comes to its presentation. it feels almost as if their beatles are inviting you remember what they have always been, warts and all. warts being "maxwells silver hammer", my least favourite song in the album. its one of pauls many silly, whimsical songs, such as "when im sixty four", song which i find to be much more succesful at playing the part. while "when im sixty four" makes me smile, "maxwells silver hammer" makes me check my watch. "oh darling", however, is quite good. thats it. so are the rest of the tracks here. the standout stracks, such as "something" and "here comes the sun", are obviously excellent, but that is not to say the rest of the album is not on a similar level, proved by tracks such as "because" and "come together". the consistency is notable, thats for sure.
as one, complete thing, however, i feel like the entire album is only an intro to "golden slumbers". by itself, the track is delightful, but its short runtime makes it feel like it came out of nowhere. in its place in the album, however, right after "she came in through the bathroom window", "golden slumbers" aquires a particular sense of intimacy as pauls sweet voice takes you to sleep before rising you to the heavens above. truly wonderful. "carry that weight" certainly carries on with that momentum and lets it crash in "the end". great album. it also feels like a fitting ending to have "her majesty" as the last track, leaving the beatles to invent an entire new concept in their last album.
this album fucking sucks btw
Led Zeppelin
3/5
this cover art sucks and this cheese makes me queasy
The Style Council
3/5
it was ok but why did he start rapping
Cat Stevens
3/5
youd look so powerless
covered in bandages
one more sleepless night
i know
you know im right
please just stay
all things must
all things must hide away
cool album i guess
Jimmy Smith
3/5
lay me down in the green brown fields
tongue out so i can sweat a
twinkling walking shower
eyes open so i can see the
fleeting goodbye sunset
nose twitching so i can smell the
deafening fiery powder
running cross my cheek
it makes me happy when others
recognize it as bleak
put me down in the green brown fields
its all thats left
its all ive got
in the blood let me marinate
not the first time i rot
cool album btw
Meat Loaf
2/5
inherit death like a birthright
Sarah Vaughan
2/5
like a feather dancing between the rain
drops the pavement shall crack beneath the weight
of the sins made by all the citizens
of the kingdom under the reign of veil
everyone is by themselves
everyone is by themselves alone
The White Stripes
3/5
"at the time, didnt recognize myself til I was petrified but half the time Im not myself so most of the time I dont question why"
The Thrills
3/5
lizards living in my bed, lizards laying purple eggs
let them run along my legs, let them chew on my tossed dregs
this one is insidious, this one is facetious
their faces like angels, sheets like soggy papers
but their eyes are filled with dread, drooling beasts like drunken men
screaming like a broken tape, make them go or make me dead
yesterday i climbed away, to the rooftop where ill stay
til the lizards die or fade, maybe im just tempting fate
3/5
i once had a life and moved in a direction, i once had a gun and a fire of questions, i once had memory and a song in my tongue, i once had to starve, ive a broken heart, ive a mind for none
albums pretty good ig
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
4/5
i thought this was great actually, a very nice surprise
Blue Cheer
2/5
i support animal testing,
throw this one to the litter of piglets
Depeche Mode
3/5
get uhhhh something carelesss
Stereo MC's
1/5
i got nothing out of this
The Smashing Pumpkins
4/5
all albums should be 10 minutes long,
fuck this garbage
Dolly Parton
4/5
me and the girlies about to kill a guy
Suede
2/5
i hate this one oh i HATE this one huh
David Bowie
5/5
this album is good
The Stranglers
3/5
oh yeah? you like this album? huh
The Electric Prunes
2/5
this sucks
and i dont know if
it had to be that way
Gary Numan
3/5
the interesting thing about this albums is that gary numan doesnt give a fuck about what you think
though a lot of this album was kinda unremarkable tbh
Alanis Morissette
4/5
i was faded in a day, i was blinded by storm, i wish i was a beautiful princess in a day in a week in a year in a life in a dream
Patti Smith
5/5
how i wish
how i wish you wouldnt miss me
Ray Charles
3/5
i dont even have a weasoling for this
Herbie Hancock
5/5
yessssss
easiest five of my life
Small Faces
2/5
not too bad
The Psychedelic Furs
2/5
ill have to raise my standards
T. Rex
3/5
for a minute there
i thought id die
i thought id stay
Van Halen
2/5
its not even awful but theres just something about this i find appalling
Pavement
4/5
i liked it ngl
Lightning Bolt
3/5
didnt like it as much as i thought i would tbh
David Bowie
4/5
okay i actually really like this
Shack
2/5
i am so frustrated at this album,
and i am so frustrated at myself
why do i give valuable time
to people with a snot filled whine
Kraftwerk
4/5
time is not real
Buffalo Springfield
3/5
she dug a hole beneath the river and there
she found traces of my broken face
what the fuck is this pacing
Sly & The Family Stone
5/5
if you want to kill me come and fucking get me ill be waiting here with a gun a dead mouse and a bucket of black tar soaked bread
Leonard Cohen
4/5
must it come so cruel, must it be so brave?
Tangerine Dream
4/5
i will eat you alive i will eat you alive i will eat you alive i will eat you alive
enjoyable, quite so
Bob Marley & The Wailers
4/5
its very good but not so much my style
Ramones
2/5
dronedronedronedronedronedronedronedronedronedronedronedronedronedronedroneinabadwaydronedronedronedronedronedronedronedronedronedronedronedronedronedronedronedrone
Stan Getz
4/5
so sweet
Traffic
2/5
ayeee what is this
Amy Winehouse
4/5
ill come running through the suits, the empty elevators, concrete portraits and tarmac carpets, through the meaninglessness, empty utterance and growing ambivalence, loneliness and resin pit homegrown masks, ill come running til my legs turn to weakness
Baaba Maal
3/5
this album is like a brand new computer
Pink Floyd
4/5
oh, yeah
i know this one
Joan Armatrading
3/5
good times for a change
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
3/5
this album is astonishing
Boston
3/5
heh
not too bad i guess
Emerson, Lake & Palmer
3/5
this fucking sucks
ehhhh its okay
Amy Winehouse
3/5
imma be frank this sucks
King Crimson
3/5
drunk fuckery, it might bite off its tongue
Norah Jones
3/5
too straight
Stevie Wonder
4/5
tender titan, striking iron
Bonnie "Prince" Billy
3/5
i take my life like i kept it
Hüsker Dü
2/5
me if i was an album that sucked ass:
Bert Jansch
3/5
i am in the soil chewing bone restless
Curtis Mayfield
3/5
if you could go anywhere where would you go
Giant Sand
2/5
chore is right...
Gorillaz
3/5
once again, choke in my own blood
fake therapist
help me put on a smile
though my crooked back smells of death
i shall flop along the pavement
please, father, packed like frozen tuna and melting stares
im a sinner with a burning veil
living with a rotted mouth
Led Zeppelin
2/5
please
for once in my life
let me listen to something nice
Kanye West
4/5
im so
im so
im so
northern california
Steve Winwood
2/5
its going
its going
its going
its still going
its gone
Count Basie & His Orchestra
3/5
stars are, sleeping in
counting, twice per beat
Joni Mitchell
5/5
im pretty sure this is a 5 yeah
Fishbone
3/5
very sticky album
The Triffids
2/5
how many times will i have to listen to this album
The Clash
4/5
i didnt run, ill never run
The Who
4/5
and ohhh sometimes i get older than i want
k.d. lang
3/5
its just not very much
Peter Gabriel
4/5
its a thump but its a dream but its a madness
Deep Purple
3/5
"youre lazy, just laying in bed"??? well fuck you too
Madness
3/5
give me back my cigarettes and a stench of hate
you can keep the furniture with the dust on the shelf
three kids in the chimney and a spark in there as well
car parked in the forest dont want anyone to stare
burn down the whole hotel,
release me release me
Pink Floyd
5/5
how am i NOT giving this a five???
Miles Davis
5/5
one of the best albums for being a aaaa stealthy
Frank Ocean
4/5
i cant help but float in space
your fading face is passing by
A Tribe Called Quest
4/5
i just wanna go real hard
i just wanna die real fast
blessings like counting stars
blessings like counting stars
Jerry Lee Lewis
3/5
yeah ive got a hounddogggg ive got a philadelphia boar and i ride into a volcanonooooo and iiiii break down the doorrrrrrr ii v i
Flamin' Groovies
3/5
but this time on a plane
The Everly Brothers
1/5
sad. low energy, a body beaten and bruised. a body disfigured when seen in the mirror. a person broken when seeing herself. a teardrop. two teardrops. walking with naked feet. broken highway. big ideas. a cold staircase. lips twisted and frozen. lips with the skin chewed off. low energy. burning scars. a mind to never wake up again. this body isnt mine.
Tim Buckley
2/5
dude
shut the fuck up
atrocious
as close to a one as you can get
Prince
4/5
very very good
isnt it good
Beach House
3/5
beautiful angel
pulled apart at birth
Fatboy Slim
3/5
right here, right now
Wu-Tang Clan
5/5
this album dropped the science
R.E.M.
3/5
do you remember me
im that face
you always see
Metallica
2/5
i guess its interesting but its also not very good. i mean, why bother?
M.I.A.
3/5
excellent
The Rolling Stones
2/5
okay but why did he start singing about banging a fifteen year old
the rest was ok though
Talking Heads
5/5
houses move and houses speak
Run-D.M.C.
3/5
yeah i got a dog but before i was born
B.B. King
3/5
not the best bbking album
Don McLean
2/5
hes like "and this one thing happened and then this other thing happened"
and i dont care about either of those things you know?
Fatboy Slim
4/5
a lot better than the other fat album
Machito
4/5
i fight gravity
The Temptations
4/5
its such a beautiful day, its such a lovely kiss
Carole King
3/5
i used to be so frightened
The Isley Brothers
4/5
hmm yes very very nice
Paul Simon
2/5
hmmmm no
The Shamen
3/5
everyone knows but nobody cares
Beyoncé
3/5
best album that starts with the letter b
Dion
2/5
today is the first day of the rest of your days
so listen to some better music
Johnny Cash
3/5
this a point thing
Pet Shop Boys
3/5
guy on the right represents how i felt while listening to this
its ok
The Boo Radleys
3/5
is this any good i dont know im not sure
Green Day
3/5
fuck a staccato
Pentangle
3/5
production could be better, pacing could be better
Ramblin' Jack Elliott
2/5
haha thats cool man can you leave now
Primal Scream
4/5
surprisingly good
Blur
4/5
so tell me now, what you are made of
this is what, graves are made of
very, very good album
Steely Dan
3/5
eh i thought it was okay
Jah Wobble's Invaders Of The Heart
3/5
idk it feels like a superficial examination thats got a lot of different styles going on but doesnt explore them too deeply, doesnt feel very thought out. not to demean the work of the musicians cause the performance are pretty great. or maybe i just dont know
Coldplay
3/5
eh, its not too bad
Simon & Garfunkel
3/5
putting crystals under my pillows
Girls Against Boys
3/5
this is ok but i feel like theres a lot of better noise rock albums
Frank Sinatra
3/5
theres something irresistibly charming about this records. not so much a loving embrace, more like a quiet longing, floating down an empty stream. the effect wears off though
Keith Jarrett
3/5
definitely worth a listen, but i feel that the beautiful moments that this album creates are kinda surronded by a lot of meandering and less exciting parts
Solange
3/5
id be saying less like i forgot
Billie Holiday
3/5
my heaven is drowning
Tears For Fears
4/5
cumpleaños chica no hay que preocuparse
Johnny Cash
3/5
not as good as the other one, but maybe im just in a bad mood
The Kinks
4/5
heck yeah
The Rolling Stones
3/5
can i get uhhhhh
The Band
3/5
todo es tan tranquilo que el silencio anuncia el ruido de la calma que antecede al huracan
Public Enemy
4/5
homophobia :(
slaps tho
Kings of Leon
2/5
this sucks ass
Eagles
2/5
can i get something good now
Ananda Shankar
3/5
stuck between an intercultural handshake and pothead spongebob. maybe to someone more familiar with this kind of music its sensibilities are clearer, but the tackiness can cling to my ears and the pendulum swings back and forth.
The Dandy Warhols
4/5
this bangs, unexpectedly
PJ Harvey
3/5
ive loved pretty much everything ive heard from pj harvey but with this one im not sure i see the vision
Deep Purple
3/5
its pretty good
Cypress Hill
3/5
and it sa hole in th eheadddd
Bad Company
3/5
but i jest so
Red Hot Chili Peppers
3/5
would be great instrumental album
Drive Like Jehu
5/5
this is awesome. thank you so much
The Beach Boys
4/5
sad whimsy
Mott The Hoople
3/5
no surprises here
George Harrison
4/5
this album is held back by two things
Brian Wilson
3/5
come on give me something that will make me...
Jane's Addiction
3/5
i could give this a higher score but i had a bad day
De La Soul
4/5
delightful
Bonnie Raitt
2/5
i could have given this a higher score but i had a bad day
Little Richard
4/5
oh yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Cocteau Twins
4/5
this album is very good once you start listening to it
ABBA
3/5
like an image passing by
Mj Cole
3/5
decent
James Brown
3/5
yeahhhh ive got a hounddog and a runaway trainnn
Pixies
5/5
oh look, a brand new scare
Steely Dan
3/5
better than the other one tbh
fIREHOSE
4/5
very pleasant surprise
Buzzcocks
3/5
buncha punks
Frank Black
4/5
sorry im late, kendrick dropped. anyway, great album
AC/DC
2/5
yeahhh i dont like this
The Mars Volta
4/5
fucking sucks ass
Serge Gainsbourg
4/5
i love the sound of this album!!! i wonder what the lyrics are about
Black Sabbath
4/5
awesome
The Dave Brubeck Quartet
4/5
woohoo lets get this party started
Syd Barrett
4/5
i fit in this world
Bruce Springsteen
4/5
album at the edge of 3
Iron Maiden
3/5
why are you so mean to her
The Fall
3/5
idk... theres something here
Cornershop
3/5
pretty good but i had a bad day so it fucking sucks
Nirvana
5/5
yeah i love this
John Martyn
3/5
one world? more like one butt
Brian Eno
5/5
this sounds like a beautiful dream. i am so glad youre here
Kate Bush
4/5
this is great
Creedence Clearwater Revival
3/5
something about ccr just doesnt click with me
Roxy Music
4/5
british twinks having fun
Neil Young
3/5
it was quite good but im not sure i GET get it
Prince
3/5
i mean i guess its pretty good...
Joni Mitchell
4/5
this album is so green
Ozomatli
3/5
im not sure this album is real
The Temptations
4/5
oh yeah whats up
The Doors
3/5
more like the bores
Meat Puppets
4/5
frickin sweet
The Waterboys
2/5
hello what
Red Hot Chili Peppers
3/5
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
okay i just listened to it. it wasnt too bad
Fela Kuti
4/5
im too sad to listen to this album
The Slits
3/5
typical...
Iggy Pop
3/5
it was some great songs, it was some awful songs
and the guy sounds like a creep
Alice In Chains
4/5
this is one of the worst albums yet
Tim Buckley
4/5
a lot better than that shit ass piece of shit garbage fuck all hysterical 1/5 “greetings from la” album
Linkin Park
3/5
+1 for honesty but i dont like it too much
The Doors
2/5
oh i hate this
The Bees
2/5
its not allll bad...
Various Artists
2/5
merry christmas, chucklenuts
Prefab Sprout
2/5
no
Peter Gabriel
3/5
fucking AMAZING
Jack White
3/5
is this it?
Burning Spear
3/5
islands raining down
Bob Dylan
3/5
i despise this album. to be clear, i absolutely hate it. there is nothing worse than this music. in the world there is nothing worse
John Lennon
5/5
rough day. dont wanna write anything
happy new years though
LL Cool J
3/5
ughhh
Arrested Development
3/5
intolerable
Talking Heads
4/5
talking heads continues to be one of the best bands
Donald Fagen
2/5
why
Teenage Fanclub
4/5
idk i really like this
Creedence Clearwater Revival
3/5
nah
Eels
3/5
very cool
Bob Dylan
3/5
you already know what i think of this amazing album
KISS
1/5
just kinda sucks ass
Talking Heads
5/5
i dont know how they do it, i dont know what their diet is, i dont know who the people in this band are, ive never met them, but talking heads is just consistently bewildering
Leonard Cohen
3/5
not as good as the other leonard cohen albums ive listened to but thats ok.
oh im sorry
Dolly Parton
4/5
yes lets gooooo this shit is lit fam
Elton John
3/5
eh
Ms. Dynamite
3/5
pretty grape :D
PJ Harvey
4/5
shes so cool
The Black Crowes
3/5
sha sha sha shake it like a dog in the rain
Crosby, Stills & Nash
3/5
ohhhh nooooo why bother
Black Sabbath
4/5
this album is totally frickin awesome
System Of A Down
4/5
grate
The Smiths
2/5
oh i hate this man
Brian Eno
4/5
its brian eno in the studio. how could you expect less than magic? how could you expect less than a world of comforting whimsy and wonder, as treacherous as its fleetingness may be? how could you expect less than to hold that world in the palm of your hand, like eternity in an hour?
FKA twigs
3/5
i think its quite good, but i also dont like it as much as i thought i would. like it seems kind off my vibe??? but not really. fuck you
4/5
OHOHOHOHO
Santana
4/5
oh i didnt know we had good music on this list
The Beach Boys
4/5
stop talking about love god damn. be hateful
Janet Jackson
4/5
to be lost, found in sound, of this room
Pearl Jam
3/5
so crap i hate it
Wire
4/5
the angels pulled a joke on me
David Bowie
3/5
i mean its got some great songs but overall its just kind of a mess
Super Furry Animals
1/5
im one to think this is ass
Kate Bush
3/5
its peak
Lana Del Rey
3/5
should be called Chemtrails over the water park considering all the watery reverb on this thing. is that funny?? idk i just have nothing to say about this album...
i guess thats just what happens when you get jack antonoff as your only producer for your pop album. it turns out very clean, to a fault. songwritings pretty good though
Daft Punk
4/5
peak adjacent
Nas
4/5
this album is quite great. it just doesnt hit that level greatness that makes it a 5 for me. when it comes to early 90s classic rap albums, im more of wutang and Nation of Millions girl myself but NAS is undeniable, and ILLMATIC is unignorable
Radiohead
3/5
i really dont want to, but its really hard for me not to think of The Bends as a stepping stone, instead of an achievement in and of itself. Because, part of the undeniable merit of this album is the fact that it functions, at least from my perspective, as a sort of proof that RADIOHEAD are something different, if not here then in OK Computer. the audience doesnt really need to hear this; we'll either accept the band as they are or move on. i think its radiohead themselves who needed to give themselves a bit of credit, and really try to make something special in a world where their role was cut out for them after the commercial supernova that Creep was. after all, they really are more than a bunch of loud, self-pitying british rockers. they are a singular entity. and i think said entity would not start to take form until the recording of Fake Plastic Trees, one of the standout cuts on The Bends. i always see people throwing around quotes about how thom Yorke was inspired by seeing jeff Buckley live to overcome a hurdle he faced with this song, which is a bit funny to me cause i dont think thom had ever sounded this liberated as a vocalist. he glides and cries as gravity slowly crushes his bones, if not overcome by the possibility his dreams of love may turn to a plastic reality. but "you can force but it will not come", The Bends is still a period of growth and its accompanied by many painful advancements. Bones sucks ass, high and dry is the kind of plasticky nightmare that thom has in Fake Plastic Trees (and an actual self-pitying song), Sulk is subpar specially compared to Black Star and (Nice Dream), which blow it out of the water. some of their worst moments, honestly, but seeing them helped me realise how much the band improved at quality control. i mean, Maquiladora is better than like half the album and they didnt include it, and Talk Show Host is up there as well. they really would come to know their strengths, both as songwriters and as artists who really know how to sequence an album. but also, i talk a lot of shit about The Bends but damn, some stuff here really blows me away. Fake Plastic Trees, Street Spirit, Planet Telex, Just, they really pushed this more commercial 90s rock sound to the limit and did the best they could. as a complete album experience though? eh. i dont like it that much. and i fucking love radiohead, so that says something
The Stooges
4/5
killer record. i wish all the punk on this list was as good as this
ABBA
4/5
yeah abba is awesome. not as good as arrival though
4/5
ngl i expected a punk album, but this is very good. actually a lot better than i expected
Aretha Franklin
4/5
yes please
Björk
4/5
yes sss bjork my goat. this list needs more albums like this, actually interesting and unique stuff that bangs
Isaac Hayes
5/5
teary eyed fucking
Venom
2/5
i tried to enjoy this but i couldnt. i thought it was boring and redundant, i didnt like the production or the mixing, there were some cool guitar riffs here and there but the performances werent anything too great either. idk just an underwhelming album, is all. not completely terrible though, just pretty bad. but maybe its just me.
Chicago
3/5
enjoyable enough, i guess
The Who
3/5
made me think about legacies. out of all the who albums ive listened too, this ones probably the least interesting but the most tasteful, sonically speaking. it sucks btw
LCD Soundsystem
4/5
lcd soundsystem strikes with incredible clarity and resolution, and its very satisfying to see an album that manages to be very fun and danceable while also being vulnerable and heartfelt. most of the dance/electronic leaning albums on this list tend to lean towards one or the other. im not sure if its a 5 though, there some tracks that did stand out as pretty weak compared the highest highs on the record. but maybe ill come around them in the future idk.
...where even are my friends tonight?
Manic Street Preachers
3/5
and now that ive listened to this album, im prepared for a lifetime of never listening to it again
Nick Drake
4/5
hol up, his writing is THIS fire?????
Bill Evans Trio
4/5
Village Vanguard i love you but youre bringing me down
Mudhoney
2/5
idk girl how many grunge albums are on this list
Gene Clark
3/5
over its runtime, gene clarks biggest strengths that he displays on this record ultimately become his weaknesses. its calm, stripped down, but also redundant and uneventful. its intimate, personal, but also mildly self-absorbed. its relaxing, soothing, but also boring. its interesting to see how his songwriting chops get lost amongs the simple instrumentals, considering its not a busy album at all. i still think theres some good songs here, some id even say are great, but i dont think this should be on this list.
Elvis Presley
3/5
and so its 1 for the money, 2 for the better green, 3 4 methylenedioxymetamphetamine uh my blue shoes, my blue shoes, my blue shoes
R.E.M.
3/5
helll yeahhhhhh this fucking sucksssssss
Judas Priest
3/5
its ok i guess but i like it when metal kills me and this is not that
Mariah Carey
3/5
where is the album
Jorge Ben Jor
4/5
i had the shittiest day today and i still enjoyed the hell out of this. thats how you know its good.
Erykah Badu
4/5
there goes my guuuun
Paul Weller
2/5
boy stop tearing your throat and let the rest have fun, and make it better
Steely Dan
2/5
why are there so many steely dan albums in this list? god why
gotta give it to them though, theyre very consistent
The Doors
2/5
and its exhausting
the way you walk
across the stage
like a cage inside a cage
chalkened rage
twisted mind and passages
miracles hysterical
blues drops through the back
steals back
full circle
Paul McCartney and Wings
3/5
youve charmed me, mcCartney
Beatles
5/5
the best beatles album
Adele
3/5
theres a lot to like, but not a lot to love
Aerosmith
2/5
this shit...
...is so ass
Turbonegro
1/5
im sorry norway yall probably have good music over there but i absolutely hate this. fuck.
Sonic Youth
4/5
fucking awesome
Massive Attack
4/5
all i need is this album, good dick and a big ass blunt
Air
4/5
good morning
The Young Gods
3/5
needs to be more focused!!!!!!!
Nina Simone
5/5
youd have to be a genius
R.E.M.
3/5
woke up this moooorning
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
3/5
its just kinda tame i guess
The Cars
4/5
cars are everywhere
Cyndi Lauper
3/5
great pop album. unfortunately i hate music
Finley Quaye
2/5
theres just nothing here
Big Black
5/5
sublime shit. this album is ugly, its nasty, but its also quite elegant and even sophisticated. this people know what theyre doing is what im trying to say. if you dont like it, come back when you are properly fucked up and disillusioned
The Who
2/5
you guys sure like the who
The Associates
2/5
slideeeeeeeeeeee off, tear apart the earthhhhhhhhhhhhh
and leave me alone
Randy Newman
2/5
fuck ass beats
Skunk Anansie
3/5
cool as ice
Marty Robbins
2/5
you fucking ass
Leonard Cohen
4/5
you want it darker, but my tears dry the same
The Icarus Line
3/5
eh. its got its moments but its largely unexciting, and a bit uninspired. its feels like the album is being simultaneously pulled into many different directions and as such it doesnt feel like a concrete thing. not bad though
Depeche Mode
4/5
fuck you you fucking fuckers
Nightmares On Wax
2/5
girl why did you put the reprise to that song right after the song itself???😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭
Booker T. & The MG's
2/5
im climbing this ladder
Otis Redding
4/5
the softest bullet ever shot
Bruce Springsteen
2/5
this album is like a fistful of crap
Ali Farka Touré
3/5
i love this
Nirvana
2/5
🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱
Arcade Fire
3/5
cold shit
Todd Rundgren
1/5
you motherfuckers
get out of my face
The Teardrop Explodes
3/5
no no no no no no no no noNO NO NO NO NO NO NON ONO
Roxy Music
3/5
girl i dont give a fuck JANE REMOVER DROPPEDDDDDD ASD{LKFHAPKSJDGLKASDHDGKHJSDAJKFHA,KSJDHF
The Rolling Stones
3/5
let it go please
Solomon Burke
3/5
youll have to goooooooooooo
Genesis
4/5
long ass album damn
Nick Drake
3/5
rappers be screaming all in our ears like were deaf
im like Great Great Great
Goldfrapp
3/5
sweet
Devendra Banhart
3/5
okay this was actually pretty good, but is it the only young god records/swans related album here??? damn
Moby Grape
2/5
oh why oh why oh why oh why oh why oh why oh why hawaii hawaii hawaii hawaii hawaii hawaii hawaii hawaii hawaii hawaii
Songhoy Blues
3/5
freakily enjoyed this
Sabu
4/5
allez allez
Super Furry Animals
3/5
pretty good but mostly a mixed bag
Rush
3/5
oh yeah? well fuck you
The Divine Comedy
2/5
"no no no no NO. youe doing it all wrong!!!" -she walked down the stairs from the balcony. her voice had more punch than anything in this album
The Saints
3/5
uhhhh no
Terence Trent D'Arby
3/5
pretty sweet great great great
The Smashing Pumpkins
3/5
infinite is right
Quicksilver Messenger Service
3/5
okay lots of good ideas here guys lots of good ideas
The Pogues
3/5
look its great i really do like it but im not sure we need two Pogues records in here
Van Morrison
2/5
i will catch you
in the moonlight
Happy Mondays
2/5
yeah im bummed alright
The United States Of America
4/5
you guys are fucking horrified
Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan
4/5
its lit
Beatles
4/5
id rather get fucked in the asssssssssss than listen to this album
overall, their second best
The Avalanches
4/5
this is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo good
Kraftwerk
4/5
yess kraftwerk excellent magnificent mangicifent
Bobby Womack
3/5
oh yeah? only then ill be lonely? get off my back
The Beta Band
3/5
this album would be better if they were a bunch of fuckers
Queen
3/5
oh you guys are having fun now, you guys are having gun now
The La's
2/5
fuck you easdfajsdhvvjsflivwleiv
The Divine Comedy
2/5
is this supposed to be ironic??? i dont get it
Jeff Beck
2/5
okay cool now ask me if i give a fuck
Christina Aguilera
4/5
yes okay now wheres shakira
The Disposable Heroes Of Hiphoprisy
3/5
very important album
Joni Mitchell
3/5
very good but not her best work
Lucinda Williams
2/5
some very good songs but overall not very exciting
Tom Waits
4/5
took me a long time to get this one but i think it goes hard, makes me feel like a dark floating baddie, like fog, but very hot, and like gold, like a bunch of horses running, and like boats flying in the sky
Rage Against The Machine
3/5
great album
Little Simz
4/5
work hard, twerk hard
Kendrick Lamar
4/5
im a hot girl in a mad, mad world
Kid Rock
1/5
youre everyone you hate asleep or awake the choices you make youre everyone you hate and its ruining your life
Portishead
5/5
this is what the cool girls listen to
The Beta Band
2/5
one of the best albums ever made. a classic that sounds fresh to this day. a tour de force that bewilders critics and audiences alike. a must listen
Van Morrison
2/5
my life is a fuck
David Gray
2/5
fuck is this cover art lol
Yes
3/5
i dont care
Jamiroquai
2/5
go fuck yourself
Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band
5/5
one of the most misunderstood albums
Britney Spears
3/5
this album would be better with more slowcore elements
Peter Tosh
3/5
you can legalize it, you can penalize it, but you can never jihnjowlize it
Throbbing Gristle
4/5
as incediary and destructive as they are, they really are putting themselves out there with this album. its very believeable in a sense. if you listen to DOA and think "this must be a joke" then id say the jokes kinda on you lol. the soundscapes are this torturous and relentless mechanical nightmares, hard to conceive as anything other than a kaleidoscope of black, gray and deep blue assembly lines, stiching toguether sonic amalgations one may struggle to call songs, but the lyrics are grounded by this sort of brutalized humanity that i can only read as sincere. the only people who can get to see it face to face, however, are those willing to drown in the endless gears and machinations of each track and meet the art halfway. when observed from a comfortable distance, DOA seems like gibberish. not their best album, ive issues with the pacing and it doesnt totally pick up until Dead On Arrival, but this is truly a stunning effort.
The Streets
1/5
i dont want to be mean but this shit is execrable. genuinely abominable shit. making me listen to this shit is inicuos behaviour. this that contemptible shit
Neil Young & Crazy Horse
3/5
second half is weaker, ya know, i said it
The Only Ones
2/5
why am i listening to this fucking shit album fuck my life
Fats Domino
3/5
like my ass
Bob Dylan
4/5
gay orgy music
Jefferson Airplane
2/5
why
Yes
3/5
fucl ogggasdfalsdflasdoisadj
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
3/5
heartwrenching, but not what im usually into
SZA
4/5
mfs on this website are just embarrassing
Killing Joke
4/5
girls will see this and say hell yeah
hell yeah
Les Rythmes Digitales
3/5
i dont know if this is awful or if its pretty good. for now, it sounds pretty good
Heaven 17
2/5
i can get behind the hating fascists part but the music is kinda ass, like it lacks this energy to it i dont fuckin know
Alexander 'Skip' Spence
3/5
more like bore. has its moments tho
The Killers
2/5
you say its got hits, i say its got shits
Gang Of Four
4/5
haha yeah
The Zutons
2/5
it wasnt me
Van Halen
1/5
well its very bad, didnt enjoy a second of it, but not as bad as the other albums ive given one star. however people on this website like it too much, so i just have to do this
Antony and the Johnsons
4/5
yeah, me too sister
Screaming Trees
3/5
i would love to say this album is fancy but sadly it is not
Haircut 100
3/5
yet another british sort of 80s new wave album, except this one is not complete ass. its actually a bit of fun... whatever
The Beach Boys
3/5
listening to this the day after brian wilson passed. a strange feeling, ill say. the lyrics really irk me out in most songs, but these harmonies are really pretty. it lacks the certain punch that i thought pet sounds and surfs up had, but that guy actually was something special.
Dizzee Rascal
3/5
cool cool coolcool cool vcool cool vcool vcool cool cool coolcoolcool cooliooooooooooooo
2/5
"all around us hangs an air of darkest doom, and it flows out my longs as it slowly fills the room. i open up my heart and stick my fingers in, but you will never want what i have to give"
D'Angelo
4/5
you know the albums gonna be good when the people on this site hate it
The Byrds
2/5
i fall the fuck off this world
The Monks
3/5
yeah sure
Morrissey
2/5
i wouldnt mind forgetting you either
Bob Marley & The Wailers
4/5
record so lit, got me contemplating forgiveness for those who've wronged me and the possibility of a brighter future
Muddy Waters
3/5
clear
Dire Straits
2/5
very capable musicians making boring songs
Bruce Springsteen
2/5
i guess whoever made this list just kept adding springsteen albums until they found one that sucks complete ass
Stephen Stills
2/5
and i thought i loved man asses... To be honest, theres probably an album in this style out there i would enjoy, but this is not really doing it. maybe with more edge or a weird sense of humour. hell, a better singer would be a nice start.
Public Image Ltd.
4/5
dont let the other ones fool you. this is pretty awesome
ZZ Top
2/5
a good time
Deerhunter
3/5
first song is amazing, the rest ranges from very good to kinda ass
Suicide
5/5
i am the daughter of rising tension
Kanye West
5/5
thought this was amazing when i first listened, but its lost some of its power as i kept discovering other industrial/abrasive/experimental rap (and as kanye kept spiraling). still very good though. actually nevermind this really is amazing
George Michael
4/5
so hot
Youssou N'Dour
4/5
heck yeah i have no idea what hes saying but yes please
Harry Nilsson
3/5
and award for worst album title goes tooooo........
Sonic Youth
4/5
more so a thing of twisted animosity
Laura Nyro
4/5
holy shit
Paul Simon
2/5
girl how many paul simon albums are on this
Faith No More
3/5
its alright
Grant Lee Buffalo
3/5
no fuzz? damn...
Kings of Leon
1/5
"Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate."
Elbow
3/5
when iwake up ni the omronasdoidfnoifkla i thinkg about my babybybfysbdfyabsdpfbajksdbjgu
XTC
3/5
yeah sure
Suede
2/5
yeah yeah man i get it
The Black Keys
2/5
awful. get away from me
Jimi Hendrix
5/5
finally some good music
Sheryl Crow
3/5
yeah this is great actually
Sugar
2/5
petah the horse is here
Lynyrd Skynyrd
3/5
leonard skinner
The Residents
4/5
mfs on this website when they have to listen to something actually experimental and unique instead of just the beatles and pink floyd: 😨😨😨😨😨😱😱😱
Eminem
2/5
eh it has plenty of good stuff but i just find eminem kind of irritating
Frank Sinatra
3/5
i dont love
50 Cent
3/5
weird vocal production... too long... but fun
Lauryn Hill
4/5
hahahahaha
Missy Elliott
4/5
supa dupa awesome
The Monkees
3/5
pleasant enough
Black Sabbath
4/5
rip
The Velvet Underground
5/5
yessssss sexy
Robert Wyatt
3/5
im going fucking insane
Adam & The Ants
3/5
madness. fucking madness
Skepta
4/5
i mean it goes hard as fuck and thats all you need really
Sex Pistols
2/5
whatever man
Fleet Foxes
3/5
its alright
Dwight Yoakam
1/5
it was not easy to come to this conclusion
The Specials
4/5
quite awesome. cool it on the misogyny though why dont ya
Tortoise
4/5
pretty cool pop album
The Hives
2/5
no. not even close. cocky mfs
Neil Young & Crazy Horse
3/5
this shit sucks put on los redondos
2/5
probably the worst album ever created
Led Zeppelin
3/5
fhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah sure
Neil Young
4/5
the good one
a strap on is as good as a dick to a pussyless bottom
Lenny Kravitz
2/5
girl idgaf 😭😭😭😭😭
Beastie Boys
2/5
look. i love the energy. i love the ideas. i love how its messy as hell. its just not for me
Jeru The Damaja
2/5
ive been thinking a lot about ending my own life
Taylor Swift
2/5
i cant take this shit
New Order
3/5
cute
Cream
2/5
please dont
Bob Dylan
3/5
twas pretty good
The Velvet Underground
5/5
not my favourite vu album
TV On The Radio
2/5
girl i dont think anyone has to listen to this before they die
Sly & The Family Stone
5/5
YES YES YES YES YES YES
Duke Ellington
3/5
idek what to do with my life
Peter Gabriel
4/5
making the most of the alvavlsjdofajsdoi´fw f
great cover
Supergrass
3/5
girl who likes this
Goldie
4/5
good good good but why so long
Röyksopp
3/5
ohhhh very good yes
U2
2/5
u2 means nothing to me
Tracy Chapman
4/5
loving this
Sister Sledge
4/5
rings of flowers round your eyes and ill love you
3/5
sure
Country Joe & The Fish
3/5
has its moments i guess
The Byrds
4/5
surprisingly good
Animal Collective
4/5
holy crap lois
John Grant
3/5
why dont you give this album to somebody else
U2
4/5
theres no way. i might like u2
Dusty Springfield
4/5
need me an album called Dusty goes to outer space
Cheap Trick
2/5
they dont call them cheap trick for nothing
Tricky
3/5
and ghosts drift through my mind as i twist and turn in sleep
Mylo
3/5
girl idk like who gives a shit
Elliott Smith
3/5
not sure i get it
Dagmar Krause
3/5
im not sure if i know how to appreciate this
Justice
4/5
awesome record
Mike Oldfield
3/5
has its moments
Joy Division
4/5
this album makes me lose control
Stephen Stills
3/5
you do you girl
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
2/5
how many nick cave albums on this list god
a-ha
2/5
yeah dadadadadadaddadad
Travis
3/5
the man who what? lol. no but really its a good album but like i think not "must hear before you die" kind of good
The Libertines
2/5
who likes this
Gillian Welch
3/5
theres an empty space inside my heart
Oasis
2/5
you know, i like songs. not everything has to be more than a song. but i dont like these songs.
Guided By Voices
2/5
made my head hurt
My Bloody Valentine
4/5
how strange for the stars to have such detractors
The Prodigy
4/5
failed an exam today
The Soft Boys
4/5
destroy destroy destroy destroy destroy destroy destroy
Can
5/5
one of the best albums ever made
Thin Lizzy
1/5
fuck you and everyone who likes this
Sonic Youth
3/5
not my favourite sonic youth album
Soft Cell
3/5
what the hell, sure
Roxy Music
3/5
not my favourite roxy music album
Jane Weaver
2/5
would prefer jane remover
Donovan
2/5
no van, donovan
The Byrds
2/5
ahh yes the classic hard pan stereo mixing technique. i fucking hate it
David Bowie
3/5
ah
Sebadoh
2/5
a cowgirl is getting drunk tonight
Justin Timberlake
2/5
too long, -1
George Jones
2/5
whhauhfuahsufhadsasv,
Leonard Cohen
2/5
in a struggle to find
Spiritualized
3/5
not as good as their other record on this list
N.W.A.
4/5
misogyny :((((( goes hard tho
The Sonics
3/5
can you imagine being the mf that put all those exclamation signs there? thats not even how they work youre supposed to use ¡¡¡, you ass
The Rolling Stones
3/5
my favourite rolling stones album!!!!!
Deee-Lite
3/5
siren,, its alright
Jungle Brothers
3/5
my rhyme attack is a magic attack
The Pharcyde
2/5
got to give it to them, most old rap albums go for the homophobia instead of the transphobia. bonus points for innovation
Talk Talk
3/5
done
Marvin Gaye
4/5
yeah, i could get pregnant to this
Gotan Project
4/5
more tango please
Earth, Wind & Fire
3/5
all of the time
The Rolling Stones
3/5
no oneeee should have to listen to, all this shit
John Mayall & The Bluesbreakers
1/5
fills me with rage, your drum solo fills me with rage
Fela Kuti
5/5
holy shit im cruising
Björk
5/5
masterpiece. best album ever. destroy the world
Christine and the Queens
3/5
trans perspectives matter
Grateful Dead
2/5
i mean yeah it has its moments but its also really fackin long so it better have em namsayin
Maxwell
4/5
ovulating and yearning rn
Orbital
3/5
is there any autechre on this list
Joanna Newsom
4/5
with all my bellies as fiery engines, repugnant skins twirling and tensing a rotten stitch, burns as its christening horns emerge bleeding, the conception of a sin making its way from me
Janis Joplin
4/5
in a struggle to find
Elton John
3/5
it starts showing
Kanye West
4/5
kanye was forgiven back then
New York Dolls
3/5
protect the dolls
Grandmaster Flash & The Furious Five
3/5
an album by one of the most influential hip hop artists
John Martyn
3/5
beds of flowers where we lay half asleep will you hold til the other half comes to me
R.E.M.
3/5
rings of flowers
Sam Cooke
4/5
maybe there is a life
Tom Waits
3/5
bitch im solemn and unamused
Pretenders
3/5
its alright now go back to sleep
Emmylou Harris
4/5
mother please
Jane's Addiction
3/5
there are spiders in my eyes
Stevie Wonder
4/5
fat all chewed up, now sticky and frozen, raw as they come all beaten and swollen, coldening fingers and watery words as they pour into its insides all blown out in the floor, for a lie that youve been told an afternoon thats out and loaned, i try to swallow all its rests the amount now thinning until gone, and when the fat lies there no more, all crumbs like bread in my mouth now torn, i will be dreaming of it all for evermore
The Dictators
3/5
darling you dont know the shape im in
Sinead O'Connor
4/5
a horse, a horse, i came down for a horse
The Smiths
4/5
and with bees in her chest
The Fall
4/5
this nations grave mistakes, jiggling all over the place
Dr. Dre
3/5
rugrats
The Young Rascals
3/5
itsa groovy
Beastie Boys
3/5
its the all time ballad
Lloyd Cole And The Commotions
1/5
nobody wants this
Tom Waits
3/5
it lays as i sleep
Fairport Convention
3/5
surpansingly good
Napalm Death
5/5
what the fuck do yall even use this website for
Black Flag
4/5
forming hearts wired in irons, goes hard
Talvin Singh
2/5
i remain unaffected
Tom Waits
4/5
me when im in the colosseum
The Afghan Whigs
3/5
fucking twisted
Ministry
4/5
fuck the wordl
Michael Jackson
2/5
ehyyyyyyy he he eeyyyyy waht hare you doing heeeyeyeyeyyyyy
Television
4/5
this album is like a dark night in an alleyway in hell with cats in it
3/5
im watching the skaters
The Police
2/5
more like stupidity
Portishead
4/5
HOT
Living Colour
2/5
oh no
Waylon Jennings
2/5
can someone hear our chatter
Buck Owens
3/5
and all i gotta do is sahh acct ajoisdfjoasvkom
Holger Czukay
2/5
diss a point thing ngl
Ice Cube
3/5
now your name is just ice cube
Miles Davis
4/5
will keep listening to this
The KLF
3/5
siren
Fugees
4/5
sounds great
Dire Straits
2/5
ass
The Auteurs
2/5
boooring put on carti
Pulp
3/5
holy shit
Jean-Michel Jarre
3/5
fills me with a meticulous amount of power
Morrissey
3/5
foolish
Dinosaur Jr.
5/5
oh fuck yeah
Butthole Surfers
5/5
rock and roll. pressure. anxiety
Spacemen 3
3/5
could have loved this
Red Snapper
4/5
so fucking good actually
Q-Tip
3/5
sos amor a la deriva
Astor Piazzolla
4/5
you aint even gotta ask
Khaled
4/5
such class, so much fun
John Lee Hooker
2/5
how much do i wanna give a fuck?
Os Mutantes
4/5
ya llega la hora de aprovechar
The Clash
3/5
we are the clash
Ride
3/5
we are the monster clash
The Chemical Brothers
4/5
kapoot salud