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You Love More Than Most

AlbumYouGlobalDiff
Scum
Napalm Death
5 2.08 +2.92
Trout Mask Replica
Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band
5 2.3 +2.7
Locust Abortion Technician
Butthole Surfers
5 2.39 +2.61
Suicide
Suicide
5 2.46 +2.54
Yank Crime
Drive Like Jehu
5 2.74 +2.26
Yeezus
Kanye West
5 2.74 +2.26
Atomizer
Big Black
5 2.75 +2.25
Tago Mago
Can
5 2.81 +2.19
Among The Living
Anthrax
5 2.86 +2.14
D.O.A. the Third and Final Report of Throbbing Gristle
Throbbing Gristle
4 1.89 +2.11

You Love Less Than Most

AlbumYouGlobalDiff
1984
Van Halen
1 3.49 -2.49
Urban Hymns
The Verve
1 3.37 -2.37
Live And Dangerous
Thin Lizzy
1 3.33 -2.33
MTV Unplugged In New York
Nirvana
2 4.2 -2.2
Elvis Is Back
Elvis Presley
1 3.17 -2.17
Bluesbreakers
John Mayall & The Bluesbreakers
1 3.15 -2.15
Youth And Young Manhood
Kings of Leon
1 3.09 -2.09
No Sleep 'Til Hammersmith (Live)
Motörhead
1 3.07 -2.07
Led Zeppelin
Led Zeppelin
2 4.07 -2.07
Something/Anything?
Todd Rundgren
1 3.03 -2.03

Artists

Favorites

ArtistAlbumsAverage
The Velvet Underground 4 4.75
Pink Floyd 4 4.5
Brian Eno 3 4.67
Talking Heads 3 4.67
Sly & The Family Stone 2 5
Funkadelic 2 5
Radiohead 4 4.25
Kendrick Lamar 3 4.33
Pixies 3 4.33
Kanye West 3 4.33
Björk 3 4.33

Least Favorites

ArtistAlbumsAverage
Kings of Leon 3 1.33
Van Halen 2 1.5
The Doors 4 2.25

Controversial

ArtistRatings
John Lennon 2, 5
Nirvana 5, 2
Elvis Presley 1, 3, 4

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mfs on this website are just embarrassing

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this shit... ...is so ass

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what the fuck do yall even use this website for

1-Star Albums (21)

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Morrison Hotel by The Doors
Feb 07 2024

I mean i guess its pretty good. Its just not really my style. I find blues to be pretty tiresome.

At Fillmore East by The Allman Brothers Band
Feb 08 2024

it was great, actually. still not what im looking for but i liked it.

Hard Again by Muddy Waters
Feb 09 2024

please no more blues. the drummer was good though

Le Tigre by Le Tigre
Feb 10 2024

dude this is so crazy!!!

Green River by Creedence Clearwater Revival
Feb 11 2024

boooooring

The Wildest! by Louis Prima
Feb 13 2024

i mean it was good but the youtube playlist was fucked up

To Pimp A Butterfly by Kendrick Lamar
Feb 14 2024

cant stay focused. i feel like im going insane.

Joan Armatrading by Joan Armatrading
Feb 17 2024

some songs are awesome, some are kinda lame

Murmur by R.E.M.
Feb 19 2024

yeah i guess its good

C'est Chic by CHIC
Feb 21 2024

theres some beautiful songs here

Rain Dogs by Tom Waits
Feb 23 2024

i mean theres some really beautiful songs here but most of it i just dont get. that last song goes absolutely hard though

Foo Fighters by Foo Fighters
Feb 24 2024

i really like the songs

Arrival by ABBA
Feb 26 2024

this album is my love, my life

Eliminator by ZZ Top
Feb 28 2024

meh, some food songs but kinda boring

Nixon by Lambchop
Feb 29 2024

really nice RECORD!!!!!!!!!!

Bummed by Happy Mondays
Mar 04 2024

kind of a bop

The Gershwin Songbook by Ella Fitzgerald
Mar 07 2024

so joyful. takes my heart out for a walk in the park.

Mott by Mott The Hoople
Mar 08 2024

yeah i liked it

Smile by Brian Wilson
Mar 10 2024

cha cha cha very nice

Dookie by Green Day
Mar 11 2024

this sucks

At Mister Kelly's by Sarah Vaughan
Mar 12 2024

i dont want to listen to this. its not bad. theres nothing wrong. i just dont feel like it. i cant stay here. this place hurts my eyes and the humid, dense smell of the air brings me down. but, at the same time, there are thorns tied to my heart, and when i move the sink deeper and deeper. i cant stay here. it hurts to leave. i cant stay here with you and i. it hurts to be with you and i.

Maxinquaye by Tricky
Mar 13 2024

im sorry what were you saying? i fell asleep

More Specials by The Specials
Mar 14 2024

giving this one a 5, i dont care about anything else in the world right now other than letting go

Astral Weeks by Van Morrison
Mar 15 2024

i was dead all day, i escaped. i was mad all day, i escaped.

Born To Run by Bruce Springsteen
Mar 16 2024

its black country out there

Mar 17 2024

woke up in the night and got caught with a glance, this might be my last dance. in a giant world with no haters or fans, this might be my last dance. let the roots in my bed tickle my tired stance, this might be my last dance. every mirror is knife ive a tendency to grasp, this might be my last dance. its not unbecoming of me to call in such an obscene scene, for i am not pristine, nor clean. im cursed to die like a dream, cursed to see like gleam. drop it onto the floor, let it shatter like a dream, let it shine like a gleam. this might be my last dream in a world of nightmares, this might be my last dream. its not unbecoming of me to be such an absurd being, being for the benefit of noone it seems. yes, i see. i string together a picture of blood, paper towels and minute details. it glows under a dim light from nowhere. its a road, to nowhere. there is only one light. it comes from nowhere, it seems. i go nowhere, it seems.

Franz Ferdinand by Franz Ferdinand
Mar 18 2024

blood breaks out of me, i deserve it. i dont deserve to keep it. i figured it was only a nightmare, but now it seems like a dream. theres a shadow hanging over my bed, every night it gets lower. i get shivers from its gleam, every night it gets colder. its finger counts my days, every night i get older. its hole its an oracle, every night i get closer. its the morning again. the sun cast a light over my regret, its shadow picks from behind bed. opportuniyies squandered, dont have the life to care, only to sit and ponder which one will leave next, the answer wont make me calmer. please let it be an armor, no weight, but thats just the opposite of hate. i cant relate. shots fired on the streets make me shake the bed, makes me wonder where the bullets will be lead next. please paint with red, please shatter my neck.

Rio by Duran Duran
Mar 19 2024

its nights like that one that remind that the paths we walk are nothing but miracles. in the grand scheme of things we are all miracles, in a metaphorical sense. to be is divine, godless or not.

Deja Vu by Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young
Mar 21 2024

i saw the memories i never had in the dreams i wanted to live. no difference between the distance between me and them, and between heaven and hell. or purgatory, at least. i saw the most demented thoughts buried just beneath the surface, and, as the rain pitter pattered over the grass, the thunder glanced above it, sure that it will never strike. my heart still stopped that day. i saw the least repented outlaws and their violent crimes in the pictures i painted inside my head, their eyes rotten and their will unjust. i didnt want to stay, yet here i am. i saw the inmortal remains of my mothers orbiting around my brain. i extended my arms upwards, like antennas to the sky, but their voices never reached so far. i saw the daughter i wanted to be, but my voice didnt reach so far.

Appetite For Destruction by Guns N' Roses
Mar 22 2024

look out the window and see snow, shadows bleak concrete floors but i dont want to see more. this city is rotten at its core but words of kindness float above it all, like vapor from fungi gorge or an upside down shore. flightless birds are a bore, necessary to grow bindless from this prison where im born. highness glistens throught the core, its an image beautiful, unexplicably so. i let the dog out the street door. this album sucks btw

The Genius Of Ray Charles by Ray Charles
Mar 23 2024

frightening closing doors and screeching grinders, the thought passes like a bird, mind her widening blinders, flattening imposing foes and friendly outsiders, allies squandered. cohersing yours truly to share words kinder, couldnt find them in my core, an enlightening reminder. albums great but needs some spice imo

Ready To Die by The Notorious B.I.G.
Mar 24 2024

every time i see my body i pass away. with the way i live my life its a miracle i make it through the day. im tired and wired to look for something to play, not something to heal my dismay. just the way i stay. every morning i pass away, its an act of mourning the boring way scorned i wake. im laying in wake, alive and awake but inside i pray my heart burns like a cigarrette stake. im waiting for accidents, im frail and fleeting, and every night i pray in my sleep that my heart stops beating. i taste the sweet season in dreams, it still takes like acid and feels like linen. mi vida es un maravilloso crimen. passing by, the birds see my crying eyes and shine like beacons. i kneel down and grasp the sand. it falls through my hands. i grasp the sand again, wondering how long ill last. i really like this album but the sex skits are awful

Hearts And Bones by Paul Simon
Mar 25 2024

tangled wires in my heart, im just looking for my seat. the bumps in the road set me back like the heat. i bounce and try not to fall off my feet. i get off the bus, im tired and beat. i walk to the station, the rain tastes so sweet. i wait there for hours and a stranger there asks me if she can sit there beside me. i know ill be late if the train wont arrive. the air hugs tenderly my withering sigh. if i have to call it to make it in time, the price of the ticket wont be just a dime. i call the train, but im too tired to try. i call the train, i might let it pass me by. i call the train, but i just stand by. i call the train and she leaves me behind idk i might return to this one

Ágætis Byrjun by Sigur Rós
Mar 26 2024

its cold. the window is closed, though my imagination is old. its images hold no power, the wind blows the tower off. my offering is this poem retold, to you, now its yours. the thoughts close in on me like a tiburón, my blood of ghoul cast upon the first stone. i loved this one

Reign In Blood by Slayer
Mar 28 2024

haha what a great album. i hope the people who made it dont have extreme political views

words of an outsider, i write like an alien. pale hand holds the pen, a liar trying to confess. a buzz when i press, but its all in jest. this gesture is like an empty stage, making my own rumours even though its just a guess. my head hurts like a tumour but i dont want to feel less. im trying to play before it turns posthumorous, this one whispers "never doom her, shes a bloomer". broken womb, i lift the pen, again i drew her kinda one note, but it is a beautiful note

Doggystyle by Snoop Dogg
Mar 30 2024

babbling on my way to my sleeping cavity, im where incandescent pain and cold rain meet muted humanity. the scenery is quite a catastrophe, but the rock wont show no cold shoulder, an affirming hilarity. nothing funny about it, but i needed the laugh. something to hold on to when i feel like im trapped. when the pest inside my brain acts like a runaway train and smashes through my parade while my secrets unwrap. its all there, it always has been. but nobody will know, im a never has been. why is he saying such nasty stuff about women?? anyway, quite an uhhh eclectic listen. synths sound kinda outdated though

White Blood Cells by The White Stripes
Mar 31 2024

por aqui camina la muerte. las paredes se me acercan pero nunca he tenido tanta suerte pues estas se detienen al ver que yo soy la misma persona que prendio el fuego que incendio el puente. el bosque esta quemado y ardiente, para poder cruzarlo deberia estar armada hasta los dientes pero tengo tensa la mente y desprecio como se siente estar tirada en la cama como siempre, tan impotente. very enjoyable album

Apr 01 2024

the red drives me insane, im glad its always there. the option to show my insides, hope no one stares. it stings, it hurts, i love not to care. alone, sitting atop my back broken chair. in my own lair, im a prisoner. im a lioness, so mystical. when i set sail, through the cyclical. and my mind flails, egotistical. mingus the goat, more like the feds

The Stranger by Billy Joel
Apr 02 2024

fuck whatever youre thinking about

Tical by Method Man
Apr 04 2024

rza the razor, with boring lasers

Opus Dei by Laibach
Apr 05 2024

kinda freaky, i definitely enjoyed it. idk what theyre saying though

Thriller by Michael Jackson
Apr 06 2024

huh

To Pimp A Butterfly by Kendrick Lamar
Apr 08 2024

cant stay focused. i feel like im going insane.

Bongo Rock by Incredible Bongo Band
Apr 10 2024

two swords. the bongs are too boring, i need more daring combinations.

New Forms by Roni Size
Apr 12 2024

i dont enjoy this

KIWANUKA by Michael Kiwanuka
Apr 13 2024

this is one of those albums made by MICHAEL

Tom Tom Club by Tom Tom Club
Apr 14 2024

this album was not made by TOM

Urban Hymns by The Verve
Apr 16 2024

a lot of effort was put into this album

Fever Ray by Fever Ray
Apr 22 2024

makes me SICK

Apr 23 2024

While it sports various moments that combine the verbal gymnastics, dark themes, powerful beats and satirical characters perfectly, most of the time it crumbles under the banality of its own violence

Raw Power by The Stooges
Apr 24 2024

music for people who eat churros twice a week

Electric by The Cult
Apr 25 2024

sucks monkey butt

Pink Moon by Nick Drake
Apr 26 2024

hmm m m m m m FUck the sun

Imagine by John Lennon
Apr 27 2024

girly this shit is ass. this is just straight ass

16 Lovers Lane by The Go-Betweens
Apr 28 2024

where is the high octane gaming action??????

No Other by Gene Clark
Apr 29 2024

might relisten

Superunknown by Soundgarden
Apr 30 2024

superunkown? oh yeah well i wish i didnt know this album beotch

Duck Rock by Malcolm McLaren
May 01 2024

oh you want me to review this album? this one? this one specifically? you pulled this one for me? you generated this specific album particularly for little ol judy? out of all the albums that there are and that you listen to on the thing, you want me to listen and then review and rate this one in particular? well its ok i guess

OK Computer by Radiohead
May 02 2024

save the worthless words drifting out your mouth take the lonely sun youve been singing about lakes of shadows silhouettes drown you under the clouds left to ponder mistakes and whereabouts fake your image in the mirror sleeping wake up to the sound of nightmares leaking make the best of time thats quietly thinning crave the dreams above the walls of living ngl this is kind of amazing

Dig Your Own Hole by The Chemical Brothers
May 03 2024

- not gonna lie i actually really enjoyed this one, even if it got a bit mmadmmadmmfasdmfjahsdjgajsdhf OH MY GOD A BEAR IS TRYING TO KILL ME ILL HAVE TO USE THIS BASEBALL BAT TO DEFEND MYSELF. - I jumped atop my desk in order to achieve a height advantage as the bear slowly stumbled on his way to attack, thinking I had entered his territory. - I dont want to do this you fucking bear! - I howled from across the room, but the bear didnt understand. It couldnt understand. As it approached me, I smacked it on its snout with my baseball bat, which enraged him. The bearstumbled backwards for a moment before pouncing on me with its huge claws. I managed to jump over him at the last second but, almost instantly, the bear turned around and made one final attempt to kill me. In one final assault the bear reached downwards to bite my head off but I managed to use my baseball bat to defend myself. As the bear bit into the wooden bat, he hurt its teeth, giving me enough time to escape. - Im sorry bear but i had to! - I yelled as I ran away.

Yoshimi Battles The Pink Robots by The Flaming Lips
May 04 2024

- great album. im in a good mood so ill give it five stars The words came out of her mouth like wind blowing through the branches of an oak tree, as she slowly walked towards the balcony. The cold air christened her skin as she slid the glass door open. Let the cold in. Out of her coat pocket a cigarrette, light it with a despondent look over the forest.

Music Has The Right To Children by Boards of Canada
May 05 2024

so i was at a coffee shop this one time. i was sitting by window when the waiter approached me to hand me my solicited cappuchino, with a pair of free chocolate cookies. as he walked towards the table where i was seated, he contemplated the urban scene unfolding behind the confines of the coffee shop, in the outside world of the busy city of amsterdam. he stopped to think before quietly leaving the tray he brought on the table, and turned towards the cash register. but, as he started walking, he bumped into this very tall man who had just entered the store. said man was wearing a pair of windsor sunglasses, which covered what seemed to be two tired eyes, one of them staring off into the distance while the other focused on the waiter. said mans hair was messy and not well kept at all, which, combined with the beaten leather jacket and dusty beige pants he was wearing, gave him a very rough look. "oh sorry sir" the words fell out of the waiters mouth like drunken butterfly, a beautiful voice carrying itself across the air bumbling and hastily. the man muttered something very quietly as he pulled a cigarrette from his back pocket and held it in his mouth, softly biting its end. the waiter stood unamused, and proceeded to continue his way towards the cash register when the man tapped him in his shoulder. "i must see your manager. mr roger" he said while still holding the cigarrette, it seemed he had no plans to light it. the waiter awkwardly pointed towards a door at the end of the coffee shop, right next to the ladys room. the man looked around before taking a few coins from his pocket. he tried to give them to the waiter, but instead he dropped them on the ground. the waiter stood unamused. the man went into the room and i thought that would be the end of it but, around five minutes later, a gunshot was heard coming from that room. everyone in the coffee shop started panicking, and crowds of scared customers ran outside like deers escaping from a hunter. i tried to do the same but, as is made my way to the door, i slipped on puddle of water in the floor so i resorted to hiding under the table before the shooter saw me. i heard the doors swing open, followed by some footsteps. then, as if nothing had happened, the man from before approached the waiter. "thanks for the uhhh cooperation, much obliged" he said before leaving. the police arrived shortly after and, even though the couldnt find the man, i was asked to talk to the police and provide a description of what happened. i was taken along to the police station in an ambulance. the same ambulance, in fact, that was being used to take the now deceased owner of the coffee shop to the morgue. during the trip i listened to this album and i imagined as if voices in the background were the people in the coffee shop. interesting listen, very enjoyable.

A Girl Called Dusty by Dusty Springfield
May 07 2024

very meditative. once upon a time we could hold each other tight but that loving paradigm has been shattered without purpose. i know its not a crime to say bye without a rhyme but you didnt leave a dime or a letter for my person. you think i try to whine but the words that here i cry are not tears for a grey sky, but for my womanly brethen. girl he might leave you behind, but life flows like the nile, because the contract we sign is written with and old pencil. i like it

School's Out by Alice Cooper
May 08 2024

sounds like urine. im having a bad day and this album sucks

Bookends by Simon & Garfunkel
May 09 2024

propaganda prop a gander proper banter is this a 5? im not sure, but it is beautiful and delightful and frail like snow, a frivolous home of wonder.

At Fillmore East by The Allman Brothers Band
May 10 2024

are you fucking kidding me i already listened to this bitch ass busted ass album

Bossanova by Pixies
May 11 2024

twisted fate seal me away in a carcass or coffin made specifically for someone like me who might already be dead with weary feet and missing teeth a smile may never tread teary eyed clown and burning gown my blood paints my lips red cool album, really enjoyed it you LIARS YOU LIARS LIED TO ME LIARS LEAVE ME ALONE DONT LET ME BE WITH YOU LEAVE ME ALONE DONT LET ME BE WITH MYSELF AND BE ALONE

Django Django by Django Django
May 12 2024

djangoooooo its the album that i write about here djangoooooo its the album that impales me with spears so dear fear fuck this album

Infected by The The
May 13 2024

i wish i had never been born ngl good album

The Man Machine by Kraftwerk
May 14 2024

hey i already listened to this album it was very good its very good now or is it not now but later sooner or later the time would prescribe me a saint or a patron with letters or papers denied for vacants

Bitte Orca by Dirty Projectors
May 15 2024

this album is like birds wings fluttering and voices so beautiful singing through quiet nights guitars ascending in songs through skies of familiar madness for us dearly

Brilliant Corners by Thelonious Monk
May 19 2024

one of monks not as good albums hmmm meditations ponder

Music by Madonna
May 22 2024

not a big fan, in fact, i despise this album. awful title

Dry by PJ Harvey
May 23 2024

this album is great but its not five stars

In Rainbows by Radiohead
May 25 2024

i mean it really is stunning, and just so beautiful. at the start its like this sprawling chaos of beauty that can be kinda hard to take in in a weird way, but by the time it ends it fits perfectly. it really does fall into place. and the ending is honestly breathtaking, having such a quiet but powerful song to close an album so spacious is perfect, it ties the explosiveness of the emotion with the intimacy. and by god this album is intimate. i crawl into it like a bed and lay under the covers warm. i love it. i really do.

Life Thru A Lens by Robbie Williams
May 27 2024

wait what did he say about golden showers

Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers by Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
May 29 2024

didnt grip me!!!!!!!! it had some cool tracks though one of the worst albums

Back In Black by AC/DC
May 31 2024

admittedly shittily, the synergy breathes stink, breeding anfetamine heart pumping steadily, riding the beat partly bumpy ride along the ferris wheel, balloons loom fright and bleed, on noon lights red skin, moon fools a griped fiend but the grooms wake was heavenly my heart pump ketamine i didnt like this album

The Velvet Underground & Nico by The Velvet Underground
Jun 01 2024

cherish is a word i use when i bathe in the morning cherish is a world ill go to in when i die cherish is a word i scream at the top of my lungs cherish is a worm crawling through my heart

Antichrist Superstar by Marilyn Manson
Jun 02 2024

in the this album sucks so much i wont even finish the poem

Time Out Of Mind by Bob Dylan
Jun 03 2024

this albums bad but its not one star

Transformer by Lou Reed
Jun 04 2024

this album is decent but its not three stars

Ingenue by k.d. lang
Jun 05 2024

i need some love fr

Like A Prayer by Madonna
Jun 09 2024

One of her best albums titled “”like a prayer ,is one of her (Madonna) bestw orks

Make Yourself by Incubus
Jun 10 2024

idk I guess i like the track sequencing

Hot Rats by Frank Zappa
Jun 11 2024

yesssss i love this hahaha I slap you on the chest as I drop dead on the couch like a boulder breaking through a trampoline

Armed Forces by Elvis Costello & The Attractions
Jun 12 2024

Carbon monoxide noise is a painting spat out by you Fog pendulums drifting out of the red green blue I can hear the chalk bloated as you loudly boast And that’s funnier than all of those

The Who Sell Out by The Who
Jun 13 2024

buncha sell outs these guys, i tell ya!!! awful album

At Folsom Prison by Johnny Cash
Jun 14 2024

yeahhh i guess this is a five maybe yeahhh i guess... lets just leave it at that, shall we?

Sea Change by Beck
Jun 15 2024

such a bore!!!! i didnt like it, really, but i didnt hate it

Parachutes by Coldplay
Jun 16 2024

SHUT UP!!!!!!

Be by Common
Jun 18 2024

i just want to be dead, admittedly unseen, intimately unknown, i just want to be infinitely asleep this album fucking sucks btw

Emperor Tomato Ketchup by Stereolab
Jun 19 2024

the silly pink bunny who lives by absorbing the anxiety in my brain like a sponge and spreading it all over the nerves and blood vessels is dancing to the beeps and boops and wrangs and yahoos, the music. she absolutely loves the rythm and voice of its tentative whisper, holding it close to her beating heart. she looks around to see if anyone is watching before jumping up and down and shaking her head to the beat, but she lays down on the floor during the more mellow songs in the record. however, she never stops moving, for, if she were to do so, she would cry death of whimsy.

Abattoir Blues / The Lyre of Orpheus by Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
Jun 20 2024

can you can you point it out this can you see it through album can you take it down is can you be a saint pretty can you kill a clown good can you mirror one ill and then make it count say can you wait to die although can you leave your friends a leave them all behind bit all behind the fence too can you kill a saint long... can you be a clown close can you feel the warmth to of your longing gown four

Celebrity Skin by Hole
Jun 21 2024

hellowww everyonewww imww backww withww anotherww reviewww andww iww mustww saywww thatww thisww albumww wasww prettywww goodwww iww likedww itww althoughww itww couldww feelww aww bitww sameyww atww someww pointsww ifww imww beingwww honestww soww yeahww thatswww 3ww starsww verywww closeww toww fourww starswww yeswww youww maywww goww nowww

Abbey Road by Beatles
Jun 22 2024

along pink floys darkside of the moon, abbey road is regarded as THE album. not just one of the beatles albums, its THE album. its an inescapable album. its a gigantic album. its very good. and its also a surprise. born out of a very complicated and maybe troubled period in the beatles history, its nothing short of remarkable the fact that the beatles still sound like theyve got it all figured out. they shine and sparkle, with their characteristic glimmer of joy. dont get me wrong, one would not expect an awful album from the beatles, but abbey road is not just songs, its a complete thing. my main struggle with the beatles has been that, at the peak of their greatness, they struggle to deliver one complete thing. a single, solid statement. here it is. this is the thing. abbey road is not my favourite album, but i dont regret any of times i decided to indulge in it. it is a very confident album when it comes to its presentation. it feels almost as if their beatles are inviting you remember what they have always been, warts and all. warts being "maxwells silver hammer", my least favourite song in the album. its one of pauls many silly, whimsical songs, such as "when im sixty four", song which i find to be much more succesful at playing the part. while "when im sixty four" makes me smile, "maxwells silver hammer" makes me check my watch. "oh darling", however, is quite good. thats it. so are the rest of the tracks here. the standout stracks, such as "something" and "here comes the sun", are obviously excellent, but that is not to say the rest of the album is not on a similar level, proved by tracks such as "because" and "come together". the consistency is notable, thats for sure. as one, complete thing, however, i feel like the entire album is only an intro to "golden slumbers". by itself, the track is delightful, but its short runtime makes it feel like it came out of nowhere. in its place in the album, however, right after "she came in through the bathroom window", "golden slumbers" aquires a particular sense of intimacy as pauls sweet voice takes you to sleep before rising you to the heavens above. truly wonderful. "carry that weight" certainly carries on with that momentum and lets it crash in "the end". great album. it also feels like a fitting ending to have "her majesty" as the last track, leaving the beatles to invent an entire new concept in their last album. this album fucking sucks btw

Led Zeppelin II by Led Zeppelin
Jun 23 2024

this cover art sucks and this cheese makes me queasy

Cafe Bleu by The Style Council
Jun 24 2024

it was ok but why did he start rapping

Tea for the Tillerman by Cat Stevens
Jun 25 2024

youd look so powerless covered in bandages one more sleepless night i know you know im right please just stay all things must all things must hide away cool album i guess

Back At The Chicken Shack by Jimmy Smith
Jun 26 2024

lay me down in the green brown fields tongue out so i can sweat a twinkling walking shower eyes open so i can see the fleeting goodbye sunset nose twitching so i can smell the deafening fiery powder running cross my cheek it makes me happy when others recognize it as bleak put me down in the green brown fields its all thats left its all ive got in the blood let me marinate not the first time i rot cool album btw

At Mister Kelly's by Sarah Vaughan
Jun 28 2024

like a feather dancing between the rain drops the pavement shall crack beneath the weight of the sins made by all the citizens of the kingdom under the reign of veil everyone is by themselves everyone is by themselves alone

Elephant by The White Stripes
Jun 29 2024

"at the time, didnt recognize myself til I was petrified but half the time Im not myself so most of the time I dont question why"

So Much For The City by The Thrills
Jun 30 2024

lizards living in my bed, lizards laying purple eggs let them run along my legs, let them chew on my tossed dregs this one is insidious, this one is facetious their faces like angels, sheets like soggy papers but their eyes are filled with dread, drooling beasts like drunken men screaming like a broken tape, make them go or make me dead yesterday i climbed away, to the rooftop where ill stay til the lizards die or fade, maybe im just tempting fate

Jul 01 2024

i once had a life and moved in a direction, i once had a gun and a fire of questions, i once had memory and a song in my tongue, i once had to starve, ive a broken heart, ive a mind for none albums pretty good ig

Fever To Tell by Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Jul 02 2024

i thought this was great actually, a very nice surprise

Vincebus Eruptum by Blue Cheer
Jul 03 2024

i support animal testing, throw this one to the litter of piglets

Connected by Stereo MC's
Jul 05 2024

i got nothing out of this

Siamese Dream by The Smashing Pumpkins
Jul 06 2024

all albums should be 10 minutes long, fuck this garbage

Trio by Dolly Parton
Jul 07 2024

me and the girlies about to kill a guy

Suede by Suede
Jul 08 2024

i hate this one oh i HATE this one huh

Low by David Bowie
Jul 09 2024

this album is good

Electric Prunes by The Electric Prunes
Jul 11 2024

this sucks and i dont know if it had to be that way

The Pleasure Principle by Gary Numan
Jul 12 2024

the interesting thing about this albums is that gary numan doesnt give a fuck about what you think though a lot of this album was kinda unremarkable tbh

Jagged Little Pill by Alanis Morissette
Jul 13 2024

i was faded in a day, i was blinded by storm, i wish i was a beautiful princess in a day in a week in a year in a life in a dream

Horses by Patti Smith
Jul 14 2024

how i wish how i wish you wouldnt miss me

Head Hunters by Herbie Hancock
Jul 16 2024

yessssss easiest five of my life

Talk Talk Talk by The Psychedelic Furs
Jul 18 2024

ill have to raise my standards

Electric Warrior by T. Rex
Jul 19 2024

for a minute there i thought id die i thought id stay

Van Halen by Van Halen
Jul 20 2024

its not even awful but theres just something about this i find appalling

Wonderful Rainbow by Lightning Bolt
Jul 22 2024

didnt like it as much as i thought i would tbh

Heroes by David Bowie
Jul 23 2024

okay i actually really like this

Hms Fable by Shack
Jul 24 2024

i am so frustrated at this album, and i am so frustrated at myself why do i give valuable time to people with a snot filled whine

Buffalo Springfield Again by Buffalo Springfield
Jul 26 2024

she dug a hole beneath the river and there she found traces of my broken face what the fuck is this pacing

Stand! by Sly & The Family Stone
Jul 27 2024

if you want to kill me come and fucking get me ill be waiting here with a gun a dead mouse and a bucket of black tar soaked bread

Phaedra by Tangerine Dream
Jul 29 2024

i will eat you alive i will eat you alive i will eat you alive i will eat you alive enjoyable, quite so

Natty Dread by Bob Marley & The Wailers
Jul 30 2024

its very good but not so much my style

Ramones by Ramones
Jul 31 2024

dronedronedronedronedronedronedronedronedronedronedronedronedronedronedroneinabadwaydronedronedronedronedronedronedronedronedronedronedronedronedronedronedronedrone

Traffic by Traffic
Aug 02 2024

ayeee what is this

Back To Black by Amy Winehouse
Aug 03 2024

ill come running through the suits, the empty elevators, concrete portraits and tarmac carpets, through the meaninglessness, empty utterance and growing ambivalence, loneliness and resin pit homegrown masks, ill come running til my legs turn to weakness

Djam Leelii by Baaba Maal
Aug 04 2024

this album is like a brand new computer

The Wall by Pink Floyd
Aug 05 2024

oh, yeah i know this one

Henry's Dream by Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
Aug 07 2024

this album is astonishing

Boston by Boston
Aug 08 2024

heh not too bad i guess

Tarkus by Emerson, Lake & Palmer
Aug 09 2024

this fucking sucks ehhhh its okay

Frank by Amy Winehouse
Aug 10 2024

imma be frank this sucks

I See A Darkness by Bonnie "Prince" Billy
Aug 14 2024

i take my life like i kept it

Bert Jansch by Bert Jansch
Aug 16 2024

i am in the soil chewing bone restless

Gorillaz by Gorillaz
Aug 19 2024

once again, choke in my own blood fake therapist help me put on a smile though my crooked back smells of death i shall flop along the pavement please, father, packed like frozen tuna and melting stares im a sinner with a burning veil living with a rotted mouth

Led Zeppelin by Led Zeppelin
Aug 20 2024

please for once in my life let me listen to something nice

Arc Of A Diver by Steve Winwood
Aug 22 2024

its going its going its going its still going its gone

The Atomic Mr Basie by Count Basie & His Orchestra
Aug 23 2024

stars are, sleeping in counting, twice per beat

Blue by Joni Mitchell
Aug 24 2024

im pretty sure this is a 5 yeah

Calenture by The Triffids
Aug 26 2024

how many times will i have to listen to this album

Who's Next by The Who
Aug 28 2024

and ohhh sometimes i get older than i want

Shadowland by k.d. lang
Aug 29 2024

its just not very much

Peter Gabriel 3 by Peter Gabriel
Aug 30 2024

its a thump but its a dream but its a madness

Machine Head by Deep Purple
Aug 31 2024

"youre lazy, just laying in bed"??? well fuck you too

The Rise & Fall by Madness
Sep 01 2024

give me back my cigarettes and a stench of hate you can keep the furniture with the dust on the shelf three kids in the chimney and a spark in there as well car parked in the forest dont want anyone to stare burn down the whole hotel, release me release me

In A Silent Way by Miles Davis
Sep 03 2024

one of the best albums for being a aaaa stealthy

Channel Orange by Frank Ocean
Sep 08 2024

i cant help but float in space your fading face is passing by

The Low End Theory by A Tribe Called Quest
Sep 09 2024

i just wanna go real hard i just wanna die real fast blessings like counting stars blessings like counting stars

Live At The Star Club, Hamburg by Jerry Lee Lewis
Sep 10 2024

yeah ive got a hounddogggg ive got a philadelphia boar and i ride into a volcanonooooo and iiiii break down the doorrrrrrr ii v i

Teenage Head by Flamin' Groovies
Sep 11 2024

but this time on a plane

A Date With The Everly Brothers by The Everly Brothers
Sep 12 2024

sad. low energy, a body beaten and bruised. a body disfigured when seen in the mirror. a person broken when seeing herself. a teardrop. two teardrops. walking with naked feet. broken highway. big ideas. a cold staircase. lips twisted and frozen. lips with the skin chewed off. low energy. burning scars. a mind to never wake up again. this body isnt mine.

Greetings From L.A. by Tim Buckley
Sep 13 2024

dude shut the fuck up atrocious as close to a one as you can get

Purple Rain by Prince
Sep 14 2024

very very good isnt it good

Teen Dream by Beach House
Sep 15 2024

beautiful angel pulled apart at birth

Murmur by R.E.M.
Sep 18 2024

do you remember me im that face you always see

S&M by Metallica
Sep 19 2024

i guess its interesting but its also not very good. i mean, why bother?

Arular by M.I.A.
Sep 20 2024

excellent

Beggars Banquet by The Rolling Stones
Sep 21 2024

okay but why did he start singing about banging a fifteen year old the rest was ok though

Remain In Light by Talking Heads
Sep 22 2024

houses move and houses speak

Raising Hell by Run-D.M.C.
Sep 23 2024

yeah i got a dog but before i was born

American Pie by Don McLean
Sep 25 2024

hes like "and this one thing happened and then this other thing happened" and i dont care about either of those things you know?

Kenya by Machito
Sep 27 2024

i fight gravity

All Directions by The Temptations
Sep 28 2024

its such a beautiful day, its such a lovely kiss

Tapestry by Carole King
Sep 29 2024

i used to be so frightened

3 + 3 by The Isley Brothers
Sep 30 2024

hmm yes very very nice

Graceland by Paul Simon
Oct 01 2024

hmmmm no

En-Tact by The Shamen
Oct 02 2024

everyone knows but nobody cares

BEYONCÉ by Beyoncé
Oct 03 2024

best album that starts with the letter b

Oct 04 2024

today is the first day of the rest of your days so listen to some better music

Actually by Pet Shop Boys
Oct 06 2024

guy on the right represents how i felt while listening to this its ok

Giant Steps by The Boo Radleys
Oct 07 2024

is this any good i dont know im not sure

Dookie by Green Day
Oct 08 2024

fuck a staccato

Basket of Light by Pentangle
Oct 09 2024

production could be better, pacing could be better

Blur by Blur
Oct 12 2024

so tell me now, what you are made of this is what, graves are made of very, very good album

Aja by Steely Dan
Oct 13 2024

eh i thought it was okay

Rising Above Bedlam by Jah Wobble's Invaders Of The Heart
Oct 14 2024

idk it feels like a superficial examination thats got a lot of different styles going on but doesnt explore them too deeply, doesnt feel very thought out. not to demean the work of the musicians cause the performance are pretty great. or maybe i just dont know

Venus Luxure No. 1 Baby by Girls Against Boys
Oct 17 2024

this is ok but i feel like theres a lot of better noise rock albums

Oct 18 2024

theres something irresistibly charming about this records. not so much a loving embrace, more like a quiet longing, floating down an empty stream. the effect wears off though

The Köln Concert by Keith Jarrett
Oct 19 2024

definitely worth a listen, but i feel that the beautiful moments that this album creates are kinda surronded by a lot of meandering and less exciting parts

Lady In Satin by Billie Holiday
Oct 21 2024

my heaven is drowning

At San Quentin by Johnny Cash
Oct 23 2024

not as good as the other one, but maybe im just in a bad mood

Music From Big Pink by The Band
Oct 26 2024

todo es tan tranquilo que el silencio anuncia el ruido de la calma que antecede al huracan

Eagles by Eagles
Oct 29 2024

can i get something good now

Ananda Shankar by Ananda Shankar
Oct 30 2024

stuck between an intercultural handshake and pothead spongebob. maybe to someone more familiar with this kind of music its sensibilities are clearer, but the tackiness can cling to my ears and the pendulum swings back and forth.

Let England Shake by PJ Harvey
Nov 01 2024

ive loved pretty much everything ive heard from pj harvey but with this one im not sure i see the vision

Cypress Hill by Cypress Hill
Nov 03 2024

and it sa hole in th eheadddd

Yank Crime by Drive Like Jehu
Nov 06 2024

this is awesome. thank you so much

Surf's Up by The Beach Boys
Nov 07 2024

sad whimsy

Mott by Mott The Hoople
Nov 08 2024

no surprises here

Smile by Brian Wilson
Nov 10 2024

come on give me something that will make me...

Nothing's Shocking by Jane's Addiction
Nov 11 2024

i could give this a higher score but i had a bad day

Nick Of Time by Bonnie Raitt
Nov 13 2024

i could have given this a higher score but i had a bad day

Treasure by Cocteau Twins
Nov 15 2024

this album is very good once you start listening to it

Arrival by ABBA
Nov 16 2024

like an image passing by

Sincere by Mj Cole
Nov 17 2024

decent

Surfer Rosa by Pixies
Nov 18 2024

oh look, a brand new scare

Pretzel Logic by Steely Dan
Nov 19 2024

better than the other one tbh

Fromohio by fIREHOSE
Nov 20 2024

very pleasant surprise

Teenager Of The Year by Frank Black
Nov 22 2024

sorry im late, kendrick dropped. anyway, great album

Histoire De Melody Nelson by Serge Gainsbourg
Nov 25 2024

i love the sound of this album!!! i wonder what the lyrics are about

Time Out by The Dave Brubeck Quartet
Nov 27 2024

woohoo lets get this party started

Iron Maiden by Iron Maiden
Nov 30 2024

why are you so mean to her

In Utero by Nirvana
Dec 03 2024

yeah i love this

One World by John Martyn
Dec 04 2024

one world? more like one butt

Another Green World by Brian Eno
Dec 05 2024

this sounds like a beautiful dream. i am so glad youre here

Bayou Country by Creedence Clearwater Revival
Dec 07 2024

something about ccr just doesnt click with me

Roxy Music by Roxy Music
Dec 08 2024

british twinks having fun

1999 by Prince
Dec 10 2024

i mean i guess its pretty good...

Street Signs by Ozomatli
Dec 12 2024

im not sure this album is real

Cloud Nine by The Temptations
Dec 13 2024

oh yeah whats up

The Doors by The Doors
Dec 14 2024

more like the bores

Californication by Red Hot Chili Peppers
Dec 17 2024

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO okay i just listened to it. it wasnt too bad

Live! by Fela Kuti
Dec 18 2024

im too sad to listen to this album

Cut by The Slits
Dec 19 2024

typical...

Lust For Life by Iggy Pop
Dec 20 2024

it was some great songs, it was some awful songs and the guy sounds like a creep

Dirt by Alice In Chains
Dec 21 2024

this is one of the worst albums yet

Goodbye And Hello by Tim Buckley
Dec 22 2024

a lot better than that shit ass piece of shit garbage fuck all hysterical 1/5 “greetings from la” album

Hybrid Theory by Linkin Park
Dec 23 2024

+1 for honesty but i dont like it too much

So by Peter Gabriel
Dec 28 2024

fucking AMAZING

Marcus Garvey by Burning Spear
Dec 30 2024

islands raining down

Blood On The Tracks by Bob Dylan
Dec 31 2024

i despise this album. to be clear, i absolutely hate it. there is nothing worse than this music. in the world there is nothing worse

Bandwagonesque by Teenage Fanclub
Jan 06 2025

idk i really like this

Green River by Creedence Clearwater Revival
Jan 07 2025

nah

Destroyer by KISS
Jan 10 2025

just kinda sucks ass

Fear Of Music by Talking Heads
Jan 11 2025

i dont know how they do it, i dont know what their diet is, i dont know who the people in this band are, ive never met them, but talking heads is just consistently bewildering

Songs From A Room by Leonard Cohen
Jan 12 2025

not as good as the other leonard cohen albums ive listened to but thats ok. oh im sorry

Rid Of Me by PJ Harvey
Jan 16 2025

shes so cool

Paranoid by Black Sabbath
Jan 19 2025

this album is totally frickin awesome

Jan 22 2025

its brian eno in the studio. how could you expect less than magic? how could you expect less than a world of comforting whimsy and wonder, as treacherous as its fleetingness may be? how could you expect less than to hold that world in the palm of your hand, like eternity in an hour?

LP1 by FKA twigs
Jan 23 2025

i think its quite good, but i also dont like it as much as i thought i would. like it seems kind off my vibe??? but not really. fuck you

Abraxas by Santana
Jan 25 2025

oh i didnt know we had good music on this list

Pet Sounds by The Beach Boys
Jan 26 2025

stop talking about love god damn. be hateful

Rhythm Nation 1814 by Janet Jackson
Jan 27 2025

to be lost, found in sound, of this room

Ten by Pearl Jam
Jan 28 2025

so crap i hate it

Pink Flag by Wire
Jan 29 2025

the angels pulled a joke on me

Aladdin Sane by David Bowie
Jan 30 2025

i mean its got some great songs but overall its just kind of a mess

Fuzzy Logic by Super Furry Animals
Jan 31 2025

im one to think this is ass

Feb 02 2025

should be called Chemtrails over the water park considering all the watery reverb on this thing. is that funny?? idk i just have nothing to say about this album... i guess thats just what happens when you get jack antonoff as your only producer for your pop album. it turns out very clean, to a fault. songwritings pretty good though

Homework by Daft Punk
Feb 03 2025

peak adjacent

Illmatic by Nas
Feb 04 2025

this album is quite great. it just doesnt hit that level greatness that makes it a 5 for me. when it comes to early 90s classic rap albums, im more of wutang and Nation of Millions girl myself but NAS is undeniable, and ILLMATIC is unignorable

The Bends by Radiohead
Feb 05 2025

i really dont want to, but its really hard for me not to think of The Bends as a stepping stone, instead of an achievement in and of itself. Because, part of the undeniable merit of this album is the fact that it functions, at least from my perspective, as a sort of proof that RADIOHEAD are something different, if not here then in OK Computer. the audience doesnt really need to hear this; we'll either accept the band as they are or move on. i think its radiohead themselves who needed to give themselves a bit of credit, and really try to make something special in a world where their role was cut out for them after the commercial supernova that Creep was. after all, they really are more than a bunch of loud, self-pitying british rockers. they are a singular entity. and i think said entity would not start to take form until the recording of Fake Plastic Trees, one of the standout cuts on The Bends. i always see people throwing around quotes about how thom Yorke was inspired by seeing jeff Buckley live to overcome a hurdle he faced with this song, which is a bit funny to me cause i dont think thom had ever sounded this liberated as a vocalist. he glides and cries as gravity slowly crushes his bones, if not overcome by the possibility his dreams of love may turn to a plastic reality. but "you can force but it will not come", The Bends is still a period of growth and its accompanied by many painful advancements. Bones sucks ass, high and dry is the kind of plasticky nightmare that thom has in Fake Plastic Trees (and an actual self-pitying song), Sulk is subpar specially compared to Black Star and (Nice Dream), which blow it out of the water. some of their worst moments, honestly, but seeing them helped me realise how much the band improved at quality control. i mean, Maquiladora is better than like half the album and they didnt include it, and Talk Show Host is up there as well. they really would come to know their strengths, both as songwriters and as artists who really know how to sequence an album. but also, i talk a lot of shit about The Bends but damn, some stuff here really blows me away. Fake Plastic Trees, Street Spirit, Planet Telex, Just, they really pushed this more commercial 90s rock sound to the limit and did the best they could. as a complete album experience though? eh. i dont like it that much. and i fucking love radiohead, so that says something

Fun House by The Stooges
Feb 06 2025

killer record. i wish all the punk on this list was as good as this

The Visitors by ABBA
Feb 07 2025

yeah abba is awesome. not as good as arrival though

Feb 08 2025

ngl i expected a punk album, but this is very good. actually a lot better than i expected

Lady Soul by Aretha Franklin
Feb 09 2025

yes please

Medúlla by Björk
Feb 10 2025

yes sss bjork my goat. this list needs more albums like this, actually interesting and unique stuff that bangs

Black Metal by Venom
Feb 12 2025

i tried to enjoy this but i couldnt. i thought it was boring and redundant, i didnt like the production or the mixing, there were some cool guitar riffs here and there but the performances werent anything too great either. idk just an underwhelming album, is all. not completely terrible though, just pretty bad. but maybe its just me.

My Generation by The Who
Feb 14 2025

made me think about legacies. out of all the who albums ive listened too, this ones probably the least interesting but the most tasteful, sonically speaking. it sucks btw

Sound of Silver by LCD Soundsystem
Feb 15 2025

lcd soundsystem strikes with incredible clarity and resolution, and its very satisfying to see an album that manages to be very fun and danceable while also being vulnerable and heartfelt. most of the dance/electronic leaning albums on this list tend to lean towards one or the other. im not sure if its a 5 though, there some tracks that did stand out as pretty weak compared the highest highs on the record. but maybe ill come around them in the future idk. ...where even are my friends tonight?

Everything Must Go by Manic Street Preachers
Feb 16 2025

and now that ive listened to this album, im prepared for a lifetime of never listening to it again

Bryter Layter by Nick Drake
Feb 17 2025

hol up, his writing is THIS fire?????

Superfuzz Bigmuff by Mudhoney
Feb 19 2025

idk girl how many grunge albums are on this list

White Light by Gene Clark
Feb 20 2025

over its runtime, gene clarks biggest strengths that he displays on this record ultimately become his weaknesses. its calm, stripped down, but also redundant and uneventful. its intimate, personal, but also mildly self-absorbed. its relaxing, soothing, but also boring. its interesting to see how his songwriting chops get lost amongs the simple instrumentals, considering its not a busy album at all. i still think theres some good songs here, some id even say are great, but i dont think this should be on this list.

Elvis Presley by Elvis Presley
Feb 21 2025

and so its 1 for the money, 2 for the better green, 3 4 methylenedioxymetamphetamine uh my blue shoes, my blue shoes, my blue shoes

Document by R.E.M.
Feb 22 2025

helll yeahhhhhh this fucking sucksssssss

British Steel by Judas Priest
Feb 23 2025

its ok i guess but i like it when metal kills me and this is not that

Butterfly by Mariah Carey
Feb 24 2025

where is the album

Africa Brasil by Jorge Ben Jor
Feb 25 2025

i had the shittiest day today and i still enjoyed the hell out of this. thats how you know its good.

Mama's Gun by Erykah Badu
Feb 26 2025

there goes my guuuun

Wild Wood by Paul Weller
Feb 27 2025

boy stop tearing your throat and let the rest have fun, and make it better

Can't Buy A Thrill by Steely Dan
Feb 28 2025

why are there so many steely dan albums in this list? god why gotta give it to them though, theyre very consistent

L.A. Woman by The Doors
Mar 01 2025

and its exhausting the way you walk across the stage like a cage inside a cage chalkened rage twisted mind and passages miracles hysterical blues drops through the back steals back full circle

Band On The Run by Paul McCartney and Wings
Mar 02 2025

youve charmed me, mcCartney

21 by Adele
Mar 04 2025

theres a lot to like, but not a lot to love

Rocks by Aerosmith
Mar 05 2025

this shit... ...is so ass

Apocalypse Dudes by Turbonegro
Mar 06 2025

im sorry norway yall probably have good music over there but i absolutely hate this. fuck.

E.V.O.L. by Sonic Youth
Mar 07 2025

fucking awesome

Blue Lines by Massive Attack
Mar 08 2025

all i need is this album, good dick and a big ass blunt

L'Eau Rouge by The Young Gods
Mar 10 2025

needs to be more focused!!!!!!!

It's Blitz! by Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Mar 13 2025

its just kinda tame i guess

The Cars by The Cars
Mar 14 2025

cars are everywhere

She's So Unusual by Cyndi Lauper
Mar 15 2025

great pop album. unfortunately i hate music

Atomizer by Big Black
Mar 17 2025

sublime shit. this album is ugly, its nasty, but its also quite elegant and even sophisticated. this people know what theyre doing is what im trying to say. if you dont like it, come back when you are properly fucked up and disillusioned

Live At Leeds by The Who
Mar 18 2025

you guys sure like the who

Sulk by The Associates
Mar 19 2025

slideeeeeeeeeeee off, tear apart the earthhhhhhhhhhhhh and leave me alone

You Want It Darker by Leonard Cohen
Mar 23 2025

you want it darker, but my tears dry the same

Penance Soiree by The Icarus Line
Mar 24 2025

eh. its got its moments but its largely unexciting, and a bit uninspired. its feels like the album is being simultaneously pulled into many different directions and as such it doesnt feel like a concrete thing. not bad though

Violator by Depeche Mode
Mar 25 2025

fuck you you fucking fuckers

Smokers Delight by Nightmares On Wax
Mar 26 2025

girl why did you put the reprise to that song right after the song itself???😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭

Green Onions by Booker T. & The MG's
Mar 27 2025

im climbing this ladder

Born To Run by Bruce Springsteen
Mar 29 2025

this album is like a fistful of crap

Savane by Ali Farka Touré
Mar 30 2025

i love this

Kilimanjaro by The Teardrop Explodes
Apr 03 2025

no no no no no no no no noNO NO NO NO NO NO NON ONO

For Your Pleasure by Roxy Music
Apr 04 2025

girl i dont give a fuck JANE REMOVER DROPPEDDDDDD ASD{LKFHAPKSJDGLKASDHDGKHJSDAJKFHA,KSJDHF

Let It Bleed by The Rolling Stones
Apr 05 2025

let it go please

Rock 'N Soul by Solomon Burke
Apr 06 2025

youll have to goooooooooooo

Five Leaves Left by Nick Drake
Apr 08 2025

rappers be screaming all in our ears like were deaf im like Great Great Great

Rejoicing In The Hands by Devendra Banhart
Apr 10 2025

okay this was actually pretty good, but is it the only young god records/swans related album here??? damn

Moby Grape by Moby Grape
Apr 11 2025

oh why oh why oh why oh why oh why oh why oh why hawaii hawaii hawaii hawaii hawaii hawaii hawaii hawaii hawaii hawaii

2112 by Rush
Apr 15 2025

oh yeah? well fuck you

Casanova by The Divine Comedy
Apr 16 2025

"no no no no NO. youe doing it all wrong!!!" -she walked down the stairs from the balcony. her voice had more punch than anything in this album

Happy Trails by Quicksilver Messenger Service
Apr 20 2025

okay lots of good ideas here guys lots of good ideas

Rum Sodomy & The Lash by The Pogues
Apr 21 2025

look its great i really do like it but im not sure we need two Pogues records in here

Moondance by Van Morrison
Apr 22 2025

i will catch you in the moonlight

Bummed by Happy Mondays
Apr 23 2025

yeah im bummed alright

Revolver by Beatles
Apr 26 2025

id rather get fucked in the asssssssssss than listen to this album overall, their second best

Since I Left You by The Avalanches
Apr 27 2025

this is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo good

Autobahn by Kraftwerk
Apr 28 2025

yess kraftwerk excellent magnificent mangicifent

The Poet by Bobby Womack
Apr 29 2025

oh yeah? only then ill be lonely? get off my back

Heroes to Zeros by The Beta Band
Apr 30 2025

this album would be better if they were a bunch of fuckers

May 01 2025

oh you guys are having fun now, you guys are having gun now

The La's by The La's
May 02 2025

fuck you easdfajsdhvvjsflivwleiv

Truth by Jeff Beck
May 04 2025

okay cool now ask me if i give a fuck

Stripped by Christina Aguilera
May 05 2025

yes okay now wheres shakira

Court And Spark by Joni Mitchell
May 07 2025

very good but not her best work

Rain Dogs by Tom Waits
May 09 2025

took me a long time to get this one but i think it goes hard, makes me feel like a dark floating baddie, like fog, but very hot, and like gold, like a bunch of horses running, and like boats flying in the sky

GREY Area by Little Simz
May 11 2025

work hard, twerk hard

Devil Without A Cause by Kid Rock
May 13 2025

youre everyone you hate asleep or awake the choices you make youre everyone you hate and its ruining your life

Third by Portishead
May 14 2025

this is what the cool girls listen to

Hot Shots II by The Beta Band
May 15 2025

one of the best albums ever made. a classic that sounds fresh to this day. a tour de force that bewilders critics and audiences alike. a must listen

Astral Weeks by Van Morrison
May 16 2025

my life is a fuck

White Ladder by David Gray
May 17 2025

fuck is this cover art lol

Fragile by Yes
May 18 2025

i dont care

Trout Mask Replica by Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band
May 20 2025

one of the most misunderstood albums

...Baby One More Time by Britney Spears
May 21 2025

this album would be better with more slowcore elements

Legalize It by Peter Tosh
May 22 2025

you can legalize it, you can penalize it, but you can never jihnjowlize it

as incediary and destructive as they are, they really are putting themselves out there with this album. its very believeable in a sense. if you listen to DOA and think "this must be a joke" then id say the jokes kinda on you lol. the soundscapes are this torturous and relentless mechanical nightmares, hard to conceive as anything other than a kaleidoscope of black, gray and deep blue assembly lines, stiching toguether sonic amalgations one may struggle to call songs, but the lyrics are grounded by this sort of brutalized humanity that i can only read as sincere. the only people who can get to see it face to face, however, are those willing to drown in the endless gears and machinations of each track and meet the art halfway. when observed from a comfortable distance, DOA seems like gibberish. not their best album, ive issues with the pacing and it doesnt totally pick up until Dead On Arrival, but this is truly a stunning effort.

May 24 2025

i dont want to be mean but this shit is execrable. genuinely abominable shit. making me listen to this shit is inicuos behaviour. this that contemptible shit

Rust Never Sleeps by Neil Young & Crazy Horse
May 25 2025

second half is weaker, ya know, i said it

The Only Ones by The Only Ones
May 26 2025

why am i listening to this fucking shit album fuck my life

Ghosteen by Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
May 31 2025

heartwrenching, but not what im usually into

Ctrl by SZA
Jun 01 2025

mfs on this website are just embarrassing

Killing Joke by Killing Joke
Jun 02 2025

girls will see this and say hell yeah hell yeah

Darkdancer by Les Rythmes Digitales
Jun 03 2025

i dont know if this is awful or if its pretty good. for now, it sounds pretty good

Penthouse And Pavement by Heaven 17
Jun 04 2025

i can get behind the hating fascists part but the music is kinda ass, like it lacks this energy to it i dont fuckin know

Oar by Alexander 'Skip' Spence
Jun 05 2025

more like bore. has its moments tho

Hot Fuss by The Killers
Jun 06 2025

you say its got hits, i say its got shits

1984 by Van Halen
Jun 09 2025

well its very bad, didnt enjoy a second of it, but not as bad as the other albums ive given one star. however people on this website like it too much, so i just have to do this

I Am a Bird Now by Antony and the Johnsons
Jun 10 2025

yeah, me too sister

Dust by Screaming Trees
Jun 11 2025

i would love to say this album is fancy but sadly it is not

Pelican West by Haircut 100
Jun 12 2025

yet another british sort of 80s new wave album, except this one is not complete ass. its actually a bit of fun... whatever

The Beach Boys Today! by The Beach Boys
Jun 13 2025

listening to this the day after brian wilson passed. a strange feeling, ill say. the lyrics really irk me out in most songs, but these harmonies are really pretty. it lacks the certain punch that i thought pet sounds and surfs up had, but that guy actually was something special.

Boy In Da Corner by Dizzee Rascal
Jun 14 2025

cool cool coolcool cool vcool cool vcool vcool cool cool coolcoolcool cooliooooooooooooo

"all around us hangs an air of darkest doom, and it flows out my longs as it slowly fills the room. i open up my heart and stick my fingers in, but you will never want what i have to give"

Brown Sugar by D'Angelo
Jun 16 2025

you know the albums gonna be good when the people on this site hate it

Viva Hate by Morrissey
Jun 19 2025

i wouldnt mind forgetting you either

Exodus by Bob Marley & The Wailers
Jun 20 2025

record so lit, got me contemplating forgiveness for those who've wronged me and the possibility of a brighter future

Dire Straits by Dire Straits
Jun 22 2025

very capable musicians making boring songs

The Rising by Bruce Springsteen
Jun 23 2025

i guess whoever made this list just kept adding springsteen albums until they found one that sucks complete ass

Manassas by Stephen Stills
Jun 24 2025

and i thought i loved man asses... To be honest, theres probably an album in this style out there i would enjoy, but this is not really doing it. maybe with more edge or a weird sense of humour. hell, a better singer would be a nice start.

Halcyon Digest by Deerhunter
Jun 27 2025

first song is amazing, the rest ranges from very good to kinda ass

Suicide by Suicide
Jun 28 2025

i am the daughter of rising tension

Yeezus by Kanye West
Jun 29 2025

thought this was amazing when i first listened, but its lost some of its power as i kept discovering other industrial/abrasive/experimental rap (and as kanye kept spiraling). still very good though. actually nevermind this really is amazing

Immigrés by Youssou N'Dour
Jul 01 2025

heck yeah i have no idea what hes saying but yes please

Nilsson Schmilsson by Harry Nilsson
Jul 02 2025

and award for worst album title goes tooooo........

Dirty by Sonic Youth
Jul 03 2025

more so a thing of twisted animosity

Paul Simon by Paul Simon
Jul 05 2025

girl how many paul simon albums are on this

Fuzzy by Grant Lee Buffalo
Jul 07 2025

no fuzz? damn...

Youth And Young Manhood by Kings of Leon
Jul 08 2025

"Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate."

Jul 09 2025

when iwake up ni the omronasdoidfnoifkla i thinkg about my babybybfysbdfyabsdpfbajksdbjgu

Brothers by The Black Keys
Jul 12 2025

awful. get away from me

Copper Blue by Sugar
Jul 15 2025

petah the horse is here

Duck Stab/Buster & Glen by The Residents
Jul 17 2025

mfs on this website when they have to listen to something actually experimental and unique instead of just the beatles and pink floyd: 😨😨😨😨😨😱😱😱

The Slim Shady LP by Eminem
Jul 18 2025

eh it has plenty of good stuff but i just find eminem kind of irritating

Vol. 4 by Black Sabbath
Jul 24 2025

rip

Rock Bottom by Robert Wyatt
Jul 26 2025

im going fucking insane

Konnichiwa by Skepta
Jul 28 2025

i mean it goes hard as fuck and thats all you need really

The Specials by The Specials
Aug 01 2025

quite awesome. cool it on the misogyny though why dont ya

Led Zeppelin IV by Led Zeppelin
Aug 06 2025

fhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah sure

Let Love Rule by Lenny Kravitz
Aug 09 2025

girl idgaf 😭😭😭😭😭

Ill Communication by Beastie Boys
Aug 10 2025

look. i love the energy. i love the ideas. i love how its messy as hell. its just not for me

evermore by Taylor Swift
Aug 12 2025

i cant take this shit

Dear Science by TV On The Radio
Aug 17 2025

girl i dont think anyone has to listen to this before they die

Peter Gabriel by Peter Gabriel
Aug 20 2025

making the most of the alvavlsjdofajsdoi´fw f great cover

Timeless by Goldie
Aug 22 2025

good good good but why so long

Melody A.M. by Röyksopp
Aug 23 2025

ohhhh very good yes

We Are Family by Sister Sledge
Aug 26 2025

rings of flowers round your eyes and ill love you

Queen Of Denmark by John Grant
Aug 31 2025

why dont you give this album to somebody else

War by U2
Sep 01 2025

theres no way. i might like u2

Dusty In Memphis by Dusty Springfield
Sep 02 2025

need me an album called Dusty goes to outer space

At Budokan by Cheap Trick
Sep 03 2025

they dont call them cheap trick for nothing

Maxinquaye by Tricky
Sep 04 2025

and ghosts drift through my mind as i twist and turn in sleep

Figure 8 by Elliott Smith
Sep 06 2025

not sure i get it

Tank Battles by Dagmar Krause
Sep 07 2025

im not sure if i know how to appreciate this

Cross by Justice
Sep 08 2025

awesome record

The Boatman's Call by Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
Sep 12 2025

how many nick cave albums on this list god

The Man Who by Travis
Sep 14 2025

the man who what? lol. no but really its a good album but like i think not "must hear before you die" kind of good

Definitely Maybe by Oasis
Sep 17 2025

you know, i like songs. not everything has to be more than a song. but i dont like these songs.

Alien Lanes by Guided By Voices
Sep 18 2025

made my head hurt

Loveless by My Bloody Valentine
Sep 19 2025

how strange for the stars to have such detractors

Underwater Moonlight by The Soft Boys
Sep 21 2025

destroy destroy destroy destroy destroy destroy destroy

Tago Mago by Can
Sep 22 2025

one of the best albums ever made

Goo by Sonic Youth
Sep 24 2025

not my favourite sonic youth album

Country Life by Roxy Music
Sep 26 2025

not my favourite roxy music album

Younger Than Yesterday by The Byrds
Sep 29 2025

ahh yes the classic hard pan stereo mixing technique. i fucking hate it

Justified by Justin Timberlake
Oct 02 2025

too long, -1

I'm Your Man by Leonard Cohen
Oct 04 2025

in a struggle to find

Here Are the Sonics by The Sonics
Oct 07 2025

can you imagine being the mf that put all those exclamation signs there? thats not even how they work youre supposed to use ¡¡¡, you ass

Oct 11 2025

got to give it to them, most old rap albums go for the homophobia instead of the transphobia. bonus points for innovation

Let's Get It On by Marvin Gaye
Oct 13 2025

yeah, i could get pregnant to this

Sticky Fingers by The Rolling Stones
Oct 16 2025

no oneeee should have to listen to, all this shit

Bluesbreakers by John Mayall & The Bluesbreakers
Oct 17 2025

fills me with rage, your drum solo fills me with rage

Zombie by Fela Kuti
Oct 18 2025

holy shit im cruising

Vespertine by Björk
Oct 19 2025

masterpiece. best album ever. destroy the world

Chris by Christine and the Queens
Oct 20 2025

trans perspectives matter

Live / Dead by Grateful Dead
Oct 21 2025

i mean yeah it has its moments but its also really fackin long so it better have em namsayin

Orbital 2 by Orbital
Oct 23 2025

is there any autechre on this list

Ys by Joanna Newsom
Oct 24 2025

with all my bellies as fiery engines, repugnant skins twirling and tensing a rotten stitch, burns as its christening horns emerge bleeding, the conception of a sin making its way from me

Pearl by Janis Joplin
Oct 25 2025

in a struggle to find

The Message by Grandmaster Flash & The Furious Five
Oct 29 2025

an album by one of the most influential hip hop artists

Solid Air by John Martyn
Oct 30 2025

beds of flowers where we lay half asleep will you hold til the other half comes to me

Green by R.E.M.
Oct 31 2025

rings of flowers

Pretenders by Pretenders
Nov 03 2025

its alright now go back to sleep

Innervisions by Stevie Wonder
Nov 06 2025

fat all chewed up, now sticky and frozen, raw as they come all beaten and swollen, coldening fingers and watery words as they pour into its insides all blown out in the floor, for a lie that youve been told an afternoon thats out and loaned, i try to swallow all its rests the amount now thinning until gone, and when the fat lies there no more, all crumbs like bread in my mouth now torn, i will be dreaming of it all for evermore

Go Girl Crazy by The Dictators
Nov 07 2025

darling you dont know the shape im in

Groovin' by The Young Rascals
Nov 12 2025

itsa groovy

Rattlesnakes by Lloyd Cole And The Commotions
Nov 14 2025

nobody wants this

Scum by Napalm Death
Nov 17 2025

what the fuck do yall even use this website for

Damaged by Black Flag
Nov 18 2025

forming hearts wired in irons, goes hard

OK by Talvin Singh
Nov 19 2025

i remain unaffected

Bone Machine by Tom Waits
Nov 20 2025

me when im in the colosseum

Gentlemen by The Afghan Whigs
Nov 21 2025

fucking twisted

Bad by Michael Jackson
Nov 23 2025

ehyyyyyyy he he eeyyyyy waht hare you doing heeeyeyeyeyyyyy

Marquee Moon by Television
Nov 24 2025

this album is like a dark night in an alleyway in hell with cats in it

Dummy by Portishead
Nov 27 2025

HOT

Vivid by Living Colour
Nov 28 2025

oh no

Movies by Holger Czukay
Dec 01 2025

diss a point thing ngl

The Predator by Ice Cube
Dec 02 2025

now your name is just ice cube

Bitches Brew by Miles Davis
Dec 03 2025

will keep listening to this

The Score by Fugees
Dec 05 2025

sounds great

New Wave by The Auteurs
Dec 07 2025

boooring put on carti

Oxygène by Jean-Michel Jarre
Dec 09 2025

fills me with a meticulous amount of power

The New Tango by Astor Piazzolla
Dec 16 2025

you aint even gotta ask

Kenza by Khaled
Dec 17 2025

such class, so much fun

The Healer by John Lee Hooker
Dec 18 2025

how much do i wanna give a fuck?

Os Mutantes by Os Mutantes
Dec 19 2025

ya llega la hora de aprovechar

The Clash by The Clash
Dec 20 2025

we are the clash

Nowhere by Ride
Dec 21 2025

we are the monster clash

Off The Wall by Michael Jackson
Dec 23 2025

his best album

Night Life by Ray Price
Dec 26 2025

its all over now

Superfly by Curtis Mayfield
Dec 28 2025

its fire

Young Americans by David Bowie
Dec 29 2025

-1 for that across the universe cover

D by White Denim
Dec 30 2025

u an¿¿¿¿

Let It Be by The Replacements
Jan 01 2026

breathing flowers in a black sky one day no one will give a fuck

Sail Away by Randy Newman
Jan 02 2026

i cant take it

With The Beatles by Beatles
Jan 03 2026

+1 for Youve really got a hold on me, -1 for Little child

Sweet Baby James by James Taylor
Jan 04 2026

if im killed and i will oh please please raise a stone and ascribe all of these lonely word "fuck this shit"

Protection by Massive Attack
Jan 06 2026

this a point thing 2

Arise by Sepultura
Jan 09 2026

ultra ultra

Tusk by Fleetwood Mac
Jan 10 2026

And the way it is, I could leave it all And I ask myself, would you care at all?

GI by Germs
Jan 13 2026

it can lay as i sleep

Wild Gift by X
Jan 14 2026

makes me go apeshit

Aqualung by Jethro Tull
Jan 15 2026

my thoughts are unusual

Licensed To Ill by Beastie Boys
Jan 21 2026

fighting for my right to kill dogs

1977 by Ash
Jan 22 2026

gods dream of breathing beings

Le Tigre by Le Tigre
Jan 23 2026

going to georgia...

Odessa by Bee Gees
Jan 24 2026

what the fuck was that

Metallica by Metallica
Jan 27 2026

some songs are alright i guess

High Violet by The National
Jan 28 2026

problems of national concern...

Veckatimest by Grizzly Bear
Jan 29 2026

time vest gadget go

Nebraska by Bruce Springsteen
Jan 30 2026

and the attawaking holler days came to a shuttered close

Liquid Swords by GZA
Jan 31 2026

life is a quest in the universe

Fear and Whiskey by Mekons
Feb 01 2026

honest to god one of the worst albums ive heard

Repeater by Fugazi
Feb 02 2026

theyll hold everyting against you

Shaft by Isaac Hayes
Feb 03 2026

so just grab somebody

C'est Chic by CHIC
Feb 05 2026

highlights every night

Darklands by The Jesus And Mary Chain
Feb 06 2026

your potential has been squandered

m b v by My Bloody Valentine
Feb 07 2026

Four stars!

I Against I by Bad Brains
Feb 09 2026

he call me a brat like my fav color green

Feb 11 2026

she had her sisters hands and eyes when you speak of her you speak in past tense weighing her parts and speaking nonsense selfconsciousness was her madness part the bread and quickly hand it stay safe and dont up the ante we were lonely and empty handed dont you waste the world weve crafted dont you waste the sins of your mothers broken as they pass when you speak of her you speak in past tense

Daydream Nation by Sonic Youth
Feb 13 2026

until i get home im not anyone

Spiderland by Slint
Feb 14 2026

I MISS YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Haunted Dancehall by The Sabres Of Paradise
Feb 15 2026

i mean its on warp records so its not gonna be terrible. but still, not stellar. i quite liked some moments while sometimes it just drifted on and on. you know

Maggot Brain by Funkadelic
Feb 21 2026

one of the best albums ever tbhon

Parallel Lines by Blondie
Feb 22 2026

im the one youre using til the brutish light turns on and shines against mutant cars impossible to distinguish the moon from the lamps you left home unseeded and aghast stomped on petals and leaves worn out by the door impossible to distinguish them from my heart

Foo Fighters by Foo Fighters
Mar 09 2026

someday i will treat you good

Pornography by The Cure
Mar 21 2026

una vez le hice el amor, a un dracula con tacones

Dub Housing by Pere Ubu
Mar 23 2026

i cant give this album four stars

Slipknot by Slipknot
Mar 24 2026

goes FUCKING hard

Scott 4 by Scott Walker
Apr 02 2026

but dont give up until

The Dreaming by Kate Bush
Apr 08 2026

nobody knows where theyre going

Vulnicura by Björk
Apr 26 2026

why she have a vaigna on her chest

Doolittle by Pixies
May 05 2026

let em get jealous watching us

Fetch The Bolt Cutters by Fiona Apple
Jun 24 2026

one of the best albums ever created. actual modern masterpiece

Nixon by Lambchop
Jul 17 2026

lovely lovely

In The Wee Small Hours by Frank Sinatra
Jul 22 2026

ohhh i am so wee small ohhh im just a little guy ohhh im so tiny!!

Tidal by Fiona Apple
Jul 23 2026

to that great highway moon

Rumours by Fleetwood Mac
Aug 08 2026

i mean yeah i guess that was good

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