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You Love More Than Most
| Album | You | Global | Diff |
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Exile In Guyville
Liz Phair
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5 | 3.02 | +1.98 |
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They Were Wrong, So We Drowned
Liars
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4 | 2.11 | +1.89 |
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Teen Dream
Beach House
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5 | 3.27 | +1.73 |
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Pornography
The Cure
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5 | 3.31 | +1.69 |
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Figure 8
Elliott Smith
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5 | 3.33 | +1.67 |
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Urban Hymns
The Verve
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5 | 3.36 | +1.64 |
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Bossanova
Pixies
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5 | 3.38 | +1.62 |
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Seventeen Seconds
The Cure
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5 | 3.38 | +1.62 |
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Locust Abortion Technician
Butthole Surfers
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4 | 2.38 | +1.62 |
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Blunderbuss
Jack White
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5 | 3.4 | +1.6 |
You Love Less Than Most
| Album | You | Global | Diff |
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The Marshall Mathers LP
Eminem
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1 | 3.49 | -2.49 |
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Dig Your Own Hole
The Chemical Brothers
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1 | 3.12 | -2.12 |
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The Trinity Session
Cowboy Junkies
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1 | 3.07 | -2.07 |
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For Your Pleasure
Roxy Music
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1 | 2.98 | -1.98 |
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My Life In The Bush Of Ghosts
Brian Eno
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1 | 2.79 | -1.79 |
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Nixon
Lambchop
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1 | 2.75 | -1.75 |
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A Grand Don't Come For Free
The Streets
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1 | 2.67 | -1.67 |
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After The Gold Rush
Neil Young
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2 | 3.63 | -1.63 |
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Mothership Connection
Parliament
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2 | 3.61 | -1.61 |
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Document
R.E.M.
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2 | 3.56 | -1.56 |
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| Artist | Albums | Average |
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| Pixies | 3 | 5 |
| The Cure | 3 | 5 |
| Nirvana | 2 | 5 |
| The Smiths | 2 | 5 |
| The White Stripes | 2 | 5 |
| Coldplay | 2 | 5 |
| David Bowie | 4 | 4.25 |
| Pink Floyd | 3 | 4.33 |
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| Eminem | 1, 4 |
5-Star Albums (40)
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Nirvana
5/5
This is not my first time listening to this album. This will not be my last time, either. Nirvana is one of my favorite bands, therefore, this review will be in their favor. Let me just start off by saying that this album is amazing. Although all the songs are live recordings, that doesn't damage their value. If anything, it makes them better. You can hear the raw emotion in Kurt's voice. Every imperfection is dazzling. In this album, there is a variety of songs. Some are from Bleach, In Utero, and Nevermind, while others aren't even Nirvana original songs. These covers are what make the album, especially The Man Who Sold The World and Where Did You Sleep Last Night. They are very powerful to listen to. This album is truly an essential listen. 5/5
3 likes
5/5
I grew up listening to Bowie because of my parents, except mostly his later material. It took me forever to discover there was a world outside of 80s Bowie. I felt betrayed when I realized his 70s material was even better 😭. To be serious though, this album is perfect. Every song is wonderful and beautiful and this world wouldn't be the same without our beloved Ziggy Stardust. RIP Starman, we miss you.
Favorite Tracks: Hang on to Yourself, Suffragette City, Starman
Oh, also fun fact, I named my plant Ziggy after this album.
1 likes
1-Star Albums (8)
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Dire Straits
3/5
Down to the Waterline- in the words of Eva, this is a bop. The mix of the guitars and percussion makes the song have a funky little beat. This is a good open to the album.
Water of Love- the slow essence of the song and the layered singing adds an unfamiliar tone to the song. There's not much more to say about the song. It's mediocre.
Setting Me Up- the layering of the guitars adds a funky vibe to the song. It is somewhere inbetween a bop and being mediocre. The singing does nothing for me, the instruments are what carries the song.
Six Blade Knife- this is a slower song that doesn't rely too heavily on the instruments. Unfortunately, that leaves us to rely on the vocals, which adds whispers and groans to the song. This is a mediocre song.
Southbound Again- the funky guitar adds a nice vibe to the song. This would probably go in Eva's book as a bop, though, a lower sided bop.
Sultans of Swing- an iconic song, it reminds me of riding down the highway. Although objectively, this is the best song off the album, it is not my favorite. This is not me saying the song isn't good, though. It is.
In the Gallery- this is once again a mediocre song. Not even the instruments can carry this one. However, it's not bad. It's just not good. It carries on for too long.
Wild West End- the acoustic guitar and the slow vibe adds a calming effect to the song. It's a cute sounding song. This track has the best lyrics of the entire album. It isn't a bop and it isn't mediocre. It has its own category from the rest of the songs off the album because it's not like the other songs.
Lions- this calm song is once again neither a bop nor mediocre. It's just plain good. The song is brought justice by the vocals. It isn't like the other songs off the album. It is most similar to Wild West End.
Overall- the use of the funky sounding guitar is what carries this album. It adds a vibe that reminds me of the sound of the 70s. Although the vocals are different, they feel revolutionary and unique. This album was overall pretty good. It's not exactly my taste, but I can agree that this is objectively good. 3/5.
Tears For Fears
4/5
Shout- I've never really been a fan of this song, however, it is nostalgic. It's not a bad song, it's just not that great. I'll just go with this is a good song. It reminds me of being an angsty teen and wanting to scream into my pillow.
The Working Hour- the saxophone is scaring me. I have come to the conclusion that I do not like the saxophone. This is a dramatic bittersweet song. It seems pretty mediocre, but it's not bad.
Everbody Wants To Rule The World- this is such an iconic and nostalgic song. I can't even say anything bad about it. This is a good, upbeat song. I feel empowered listening to this.
Mothers Talk- this is a catchy, heavy, and nostalgic song. It sounds upbeat, yet when you listen to the lyrics, it doesn't seem so happy anymore. This is a good song.
I Believe- this is a slow and haunting song. This is also a mediocre song. It starts off slow and it ends slow. The saxophone is not helping, either. This is my least favorite track off the album.
Broken- by itself, it is still a good song. It is catchy. It feels weird listening to it, though, because it is the final part of Head Over Heels.
Head Over Heels- this is a nostalgic song. The bass does it justice. Although I never really liked it as a kid, it is better than I remember it being. This is not the best track off of the album, however, it is still good.
Listen- it starts off with a sweet melody. I feel like I'm in a movie listening to this, specifically Heathers. It doesn't have many words and instead relies on sound effects. I have mixed emotions for this song.
Overall- this album is definetly worth the listen. It is easy to forget how good some of these songs are after you haven't heard them in a of couple years. It feels so nostalgic and it captures the sound of the 80s. 4/5
Pixies
5/5
Cecilia Ann- this song actually makes me feel like I'm in an action movie.
Rock Music- this song has the perfect title. I like the way Frank screams the lyrics.
Velouria- I can't even decribe my feelings for this song. It makes me ascend. I love it so much. I think it can be agreed that this is the best song on the album.
Allison- I also love this song. It is such a vibe. "I saw the face of Allison" is delivered perfectly.
Is She Weird- this is such an amazing song. The bass is really what pulls this together. This feels like an ideal Pixies song. "Is she over me?" *chef's kiss*
Ana- this song reminds me of wasting away in the sunlight. This is the first song I ever heard off of this album and I'll always love it.
All Over the World- this song reminds me of the apocalypse and experiencing death. This is a great song. It feels so Pixies.
Dig for Fire- I've never been a huge fan of this song. It doesn't feel like the Pixies. It feels to happy and upbeat. It's safe to say this is my least favorite track off the album.
Down To The Well- this song is angsty. Once again, it was never one of my favorites.
The Happening- this song also reminds me of the end of the world. I like to pair it with All Over the World.
Blown Away- this song is so easy to forget sometimes. It didn't even do anything wrong. It sounds good, so why don't I treat it like it is?
Hang Wire- this is a good angsty song. I feel like a villain listening to this. "That man is a liar" perfect.
Stormy Weather- this is a pretty okay song. It's not one of my favorites off of the album. It is kind of a bop, though.
Havalina- I also feel like wasting away to this song. I like to pair it with Ana. I like this song. It sparks some emotion that I literally can't describe. It's like the song is trying to say goodbye to the listeners.
Overall- this is not my first time listening to the album. It's not even my fifth time. I love this album and I love the Pixies. Although this isn't their best or their most iconic album, it is still worth the listen. My favorite tracks are Velouria, Ana, Is She Weird, Allison, and Havalina. Although the second half does feel a little filler, the first half makes me want to ascend. 5/5
Nirvana
5/5
This is not my first time listening to this album. This will not be my last time, either. Nirvana is one of my favorite bands, therefore, this review will be in their favor. Let me just start off by saying that this album is amazing. Although all the songs are live recordings, that doesn't damage their value. If anything, it makes them better. You can hear the raw emotion in Kurt's voice. Every imperfection is dazzling. In this album, there is a variety of songs. Some are from Bleach, In Utero, and Nevermind, while others aren't even Nirvana original songs. These covers are what make the album, especially The Man Who Sold The World and Where Did You Sleep Last Night. They are very powerful to listen to. This album is truly an essential listen. 5/5
Arcade Fire
4/5
Neighborhood #1 (Tunnels)- pretty good; nice beat and progression; worth a relisten
Neighborhood #2 (Laika)- pretty good; not as good as #1, but pretty close
Une Annee Sans Lumiere- sweet sounding; alright
Neighborhood #3 (Power Out)- ish; little angsty
Neighborhood #4 (Kettles)- ish; little to no progression
Crown of Love- ish; basic
Wake Up- ish; all these songs are starting to sound the same
Haiti- ish; I can't take this much longer
Rebellion (Lies)- pretty good; nice bass and beat
In the Backseat- okay; little to no progression
Overall- I had high hopes for this album. I was thoroughly disappointed. There were only a couple songs I liked, those being Neighborhood #1 (Tunnels), Neighborhood #2 (Laika), and Rebellion (Lies). The rest of the songs were a blur. After a while, they all started to sound the same and I became bored listening to this album. 2/5
Edit: I take back everything I said
Eminem
1/5
Obviously, hip hop is not my thing. I learned this after listening to this album. I mean, all the songs sounded basic. Basic beat. Nothing else. I'm not doubting Eminem's talent, but Jesus Christ, is he vulgar. There was a whole song dedicated to murdering his at the time wife. I get that he's a chill guy in real life, but if I didn't know that, I'd hate his guts. I did not enjoy this album one bit. Actually, that's a lie. I like The Real Slim Shady, but that's it. 1/5
The Modern Lovers
4/5
I'm in love with the first track. It feels like an indie movie. The rest of the songs are pretty to really good. I can't explain it, but all of these belong in a movie soundtrack. This album really surprised me. I've never heard of the Modern Lovers before. I don't know how. They're really good and they sound like they would've been revolutionary for their time. 4/5
Cowboy Junkies
1/5
I'm not going to say I hated it, I just didn't like it. It was so slow. There's no catch. It was slow and nothing else. There wasn't one song I liked. 1/5
Sex Pistols
3/5
This album wasn't bad. However, all the songs kind of sounded the same. And in every one, the singer sounded so angry at the world. Who hurt this man? 3/5
4/5
Pretty solid. Last track broke me. 4/5
Radiohead
4/5
I like Radiohead. This album gets bonus points for that. By itself, this album was pretty okay. It didn't feel very Radiohead. I guess they took a break and decided to go electronic for an album. I did like a couple songs, one being The National Anthem. 4/5
Metallica
3/5
It was better than I expected. 3/5
ZZ Top
2/5
Pretty okay. Loved it, hated it. Not much to say. 2/5
The Stone Roses
5/5
I wasn't very familiar with the Stone Roses before today. The instant I heard the first song start to play, I knew that I would love this album. It was catchy, danceable, and deep. I had high expectations for an indie rock album and my expectations were smashed. I loved this album. I'll have to listen to it again someday. 5/5
Kate Bush
2/5
It wasn't bad. I didn't even hate it that much. It was just her high pitched singing and squealing and screeching. I couldn't take it after awhile. However, it did have funky little beats and I'm impressed by Kate's vocal range. 2/5
Bruce Springsteen
4/5
America rahhh 🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸
The Flaming Lips
3/5
whiny ass bitch
Elvis Costello & The Attractions
3/5
extremely mediocre 🥱
Brian Eno
1/5
Sad excuse for music
Songhoy Blues
4/5
This was surprisingly kind of fire 🔥
The Kinks
3/5
Basically the Beatles but better
Ananda Shankar
2/5
Album review haiku:
Neither good nor bad,
Sitar became quite boring
Won't hear it again
Sufjan Stevens
4/5
It's very easy to be intimidated by the long and zany titles, however, you'll have to push that aside in order to listen to this album. This was very fun to listen to because of the many references to my home state, Illinois. I came to this with high expectations and they were met. I found the most important thing about this album to be the lyrics, especially in the song Casimir Pulaski Day. They were very touching and well written. Overall, this was a good album.
Sleater-Kinney
3/5
Exactly what I expected it to sound like
Jurassic 5
3/5
As someone who does not enjoy hip hop, this was surprisingly good.
PJ Harvey
3/5
It was alright. I'm still a little upset it isn't available on Spotify. The Last Living Rose was my favorite. Damn Europeans.
Beastie Boys
4/5
Classic
The Chemical Brothers
1/5
How does this even make top 1001 albums ever? I could barely make it through this and it was trash.
Creedence Clearwater Revival
4/5
pretty good ion know what else to say 😭👍
Van Morrison
5/5
How can you not love a man named Van?
The Charlatans
3/5
meh
Kings of Leon
4/5
This might've gotten 5 stars if they had decided on a different lead singer. Sheesh.
The Auteurs
3/5
This album managed to "redeem" itself halfway through somehow. Am I the only one who heard a little Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders From Mars in this? Maybe even a little Pixies?
Pearl Jam
5/5
I might get disowned if I don't give this album a perfect rating.
The Monks
4/5
Ahead of their time 👍
Bill Evans Trio
2/5
"Ya like jazz?"
"No"
Fleet Foxes
5/5
I thoroughly enjoyed this album. The second track is my favorite because I have known it for years. It is hauntingly beautiful as is the rest of the album. I never really considered that I like folk until today. I hope to relisten to this album someday.
Pulp
4/5
Songs to listen to after your besties funeral? 😭😭 idk man that's just the vibe I'm gettin
The Smiths
5/5
YASSSSSS SLAY MORRISSEY 😍😍😍😍 (for the record I know he's racist, this album is good though)
The White Stripes
5/5
I love The White Stripes. They are one of my favorite bands. I have previously listened to two of their other albums. Today was my first time listening to Get Behind Me Satan. Now, although it isn't their best, that doesn't mean that it isn't good. This album was really solid and entertaining. My favorite will always be Blue Orchid. Nothing can beat it.
CHIC
3/5
groovy man
Richard Hawley
2/5
brotha eughhhh
Incredible Bongo Band
3/5
Works as good background music. Other than that, there isn't much use.
The Cure
5/5
I love The Cure so much, but lately I haven't been as interested in them. This album was the perfect medicine (or should I say cure 😉).
SAULT
4/5
I'm white but damn
Stevie Wonder
3/5
Very funky. Probably never going to listen to it again.
Frankie Goes To Hollywood
2/5
this album is fire- dumpster fire I mean
Iron Maiden
3/5
What is there to say about this album? I honestly don't know. It was good, not great, but also not mediocre. A solid 3. That's what's to say about this album.
Joni Mitchell
4/5
I do not understand why this is considered folk. I think that Joni Mitchell is one of those artists who cannot be tied down to a genre because in all honestly, she is her own genre.
Brian Eno
3/5
I got a Brian Eno album a few weeks back and I absolutely hated it. Seeing this album was horrifying. I thought I would hate. Now I didn't like it either, but it wasn't as god awful as the last one.
Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
4/5
You guys are seriously underselling this album. It's not 'average', it's solid.
3/5
Spotify tried giving me the lyrics to Personal Jesus instead of the lyrics to Felicidade.
Christine and the Queens
4/5
My guilty pleasure is gay pop
Jimi Hendrix
4/5
I feel like I need to give this album a good rating. It's not really my jam, but it was still good.
The War On Drugs
4/5
Although this probably doesn't deserve to be among the best 1001 or so best albums, I still liked it. It's very forgettable, but I remember liking it, and that's all that matters.
Serge Gainsbourg
2/5
I don't speak French, but what I did understand from this album was the amount of times he said the name Melody. Serge's obsession with a 15 year old girl is not something I'm going to praise. That being said, I'm not going to praise this sub par album either. I wonder why Melody had to die in a plane crash and not this perv.
The Coral
3/5
This is quite literally the most basic music I've ever heard. Do these people know that they have to put some thought into writing a song? This is a bad, bad album.
Blondie
4/5
Classic. These are the kinds of albums I want.
Femi Kuti
3/5
God, these songs were long.
Pixies
5/5
Doolittle is undoubtedly the greatest indie rock album of all time by one of the most influential bands, the Pixies. It is important to ask where modern music would be without them. In a world without the Pixies, there would be no Nirvana, Radiohead, Weezer, Pearl Jam, or countless other bands.
To understand what makes a great album, you have to look to the cover first. The imagery of the monkey with a halo can be traced back to the seventh track, Monkey Gone to Heaven, representing the song’s title. Also in the song, the lyrics “if man is five, then the devil is six, and if the devil is six, then God is seven” can be heard. This is illustrated by the three large numbers that decorate the cover of Doolittle. A fourth smaller number can be found in the lower right corner. This can be traced back to the eleventh track, No 13 Baby. It is clear that by looking at the cover’s representative imagery, you are going to be dealing with a phenomenal album.
The mixture of Frank Black's manic singing and Kim Deal's (who I like to consider the greatest female bassist of all time) ingenious bass lines are what really make up the album. The lyrics aren't shy to taboo topics like mutilation, Biblical stories, and death. Doolittle offers a nice array of moods, like the danceability of Debaser and the angst of Gouge Away. It's hard to listen to this album and not be addicted to it. Although they didn't last long, the Pixies have left their mark on music history and they will never be forgotten.
All the tracks are exquisite, however, I have my favorites and least favorites.
Favorites: Gouge Away, Debaser, Hey
Least Favorites: Silver, Tame, Crackity Jones
Anita Baker
3/5
Despite her beautiful voice, it feels as if I've already heard these songs, that how basic they are. They sound the same as all the other 80s soul songs.
Favorite: Same Ole Love
Green Day
4/5
This is such an iconic album that you just have to love it.
Shuggie Otis
3/5
aw man they were definitely on drugs
Little Simz
4/5
oh yeah this is the shit
Led Zeppelin
4/5
I can see why this is considered one of the greatest albums ever. It was really good. My favorite from this will always be When the Levee Breaks.
New York Dolls
4/5
This was better than I expected it to be. It's a little scary seeing that you got an album you don't know from a band you've never heard of, and on top of it all, they're in drag. But like I said, it was rockin'.
Favorite track: Trash
1/5
What the fuck. I almost cried after realizing that all the songs would sound the god damn same. There is absolutely no way to tell one track from the other. Also, who the hell told John Zorn that he should make music, let alone record an entire album? I hope that person's pillow has two warm sides. There is no actual rhythm to these songs. Every single one of them is a bunch of trumpets and drums and clarinets and saxophones put together and the deaf producer said, "There we go, that's music". I don't think I will ever understand why this album is in the top 1001 albums that I must listen to before I die. I would rather die than listen to this again.
5/5
I grew up listening to Bowie because of my parents, except mostly his later material. It took me forever to discover there was a world outside of 80s Bowie. I felt betrayed when I realized his 70s material was even better 😭. To be serious though, this album is perfect. Every song is wonderful and beautiful and this world wouldn't be the same without our beloved Ziggy Stardust. RIP Starman, we miss you.
Favorite Tracks: Hang on to Yourself, Suffragette City, Starman
Oh, also fun fact, I named my plant Ziggy after this album.
Lauryn Hill
3/5
I will never forgive Apple Music for calling this the best album ever.
3/5
Who actually wants to make a 20 minute song? Or listen to it?
Talking Heads
4/5
The Talking Heads were a weird band but man, were they good.
Pink Floyd
5/5
Hell yes. I didn't actually expect to like this album as much as I did. I thought it was going to be another highly rated album that was just okay and probably didn't deserve as much attention as it got. This deserved all the attention. Rock on, Floyd. 🌈
Suzanne Vega
2/5
These lyrics are hilariously bad. I hate her singing in Cracking and Neighborhood Girls. It's so.......................... what was I saying again?
Beastie Boys
3/5
Isn't as good as their other one.
The Sabres Of Paradise
2/5
I swear to God, if I get one more electronica album...
Radiohead
5/5
i love this album i wish british people were real
The Who
4/5
we're all wasted *insert sick fiddle solo*
The Monkees
4/5
“The Monkees weren't about music, Marge. They were about rebellion, about political and social upheaval!”
Muddy Waters
4/5
💀
The Police
4/5
Somebody get this man some scrambled eggs 🙏🙏
My Bloody Valentine
3/5
why would they put a My Bloody Valentine album twenty years after their prime on this list
3/5
No amount of drugs will ever get me to listen to this again
Cream
3/5
I knew I was in for it when I saw that album cover
Death In Vegas
3/5
The first couple of songs were really good and then it went downhill
Ghostface Killah
2/5
The best thing that came out of this album was Heart Street Directions
Curtis Mayfield
3/5
I don't know much about the movie Super Fly, but I do know that Freddie's dead on the corner.
Talking Heads
4/5
"Dad, nerds are nothing to fear. In fact, they've done some pretty memorable things. Some nerds of note include popcorn magnate Orville Redenbacher, rock star David Byrne and Supreme Court Justice David Souter."
-Lisa Simpson
Big Brother & The Holding Company
4/5
They sound like Fleetwood Mac before Fleetwood Mac was Fleetwood Mac
Charles Mingus
2/5
I was on the verge of hallucinations while listening to this
Harry Nilsson
4/5
I was in the middle of a breakdown when goofy ahh song Coconut came on 😭😭🙏🙏
Creedence Clearwater Revival
4/5
This made me want to go on my back porch to drink a beer and shoot some cans
It's official, Bono has lost all ability to write good lyrics
Dolly Parton
3/5
ye 😬👍
The Adverts
3/5
all british punk rock sounds the same. this entire album felt like one long song
Beach House
5/5
Beach House is a band that is often remembered for their album Depression Cherry, however, there is always more to a band than it may seem. Teen Dream, their third album, is heavily overlooked. So relaxing, so dreamy, so hauntingly beautiful, yet so emotional. The songs flow into each other like honey. Each track is sweet with nostalgia and leaves a bitter after taste of longing for what you've lost. The first track, Zebra, reminds me of what it's like when life is moving all around you, yet you want to stay in the moment. There's nothing you can do but watch. Teen Dream deserves a spot in the top 1001 albums list and I'm glad it is here. An album this great is worth all the listens.
Favorite song: Zebra
The Rolling Stones
4/5
Good opening and then it kinda went down from there, but it's the Stones so it's good, right? Right?
Bob Dylan
2/5
Bob Dylan gives me the creeps and his music sucks
PJ Harvey
4/5
PJ Harvey is one of the most underrated rockers of all time
The Cult
3/5
Not that it was bad but what are they doing on here 💀
The Smashing Pumpkins
5/5
Billy Corgan is a vampire and nothing will convince me otherwise
The Mothers Of Invention
2/5
uhhhhhhhhhhh well that was a trip. I don't know if it was a good one, but it was definitely a trip.
The Avalanches
2/5
this worked as good background music and was pretty unique but nah, this is not for me
Bruce Springsteen
3/5
A bit bland, however, it was short and therfore didn't have enough time to be able to get on my nerves.
Joni Mitchell
3/5
lowkey kinda bland but I still think she's a good singer 🫶
Miles Davis
3/5
I hate jazz but this was pretty good (for its genre)
Donald Fagen
3/5
One of the most mediocre albums yet
Elvis Costello
3/5
🎶 Oh Alison, I know this album is killing you 🎶
George Harrison
3/5
Two hours is too bloody long to be listening to George Harrison for 😭🙏
Deee-Lite
3/5
groovifying
Elliott Smith
5/5
Last year in English class, the kids had to do a presentation on their tragic hero. I never got the opportunity to do this, so I will treat this review as if it were my presentation. While other kids chose Kurt Cobain and Amy Winehouse, my tragic hero is Elliott Smith. Doomed since birth, his anguished childhood carried on through his adulthood until his untimely death. Although he is gone, this humble man will never be forgotten for his contributions to the indie-rock music community. Many people find comfort in his melancholy tunes and deep lyrics. One of those people is me. I found Elliott Smith a couple of years back. Although I can't say his music has saved my life or anything along those lines, I can say that his music has impacted me. His songs and albums have been with me through the best of times and the worst of times. It was easy to tell from the start that Elliott was a very talented individual. He was a musical genius and Figure 8 only proves this point further. If you are not familiar with his previous albums, then it is important to note that Figure 8 was a significant point in his career. It is his most Beatles-esque and rock album to date. It has a mix of many instruments, including piano, electric guitar, acoustic guitar, and so on. From the solid start with Son Of Sam and through the rest of the album, you go on an adventure through a range of emotions until you end with the bittersweet Bye. Considering that the last track of the last album Elliott got to see the release of was called Bye, it can't help but make you wonder if that was Elliott's way of saying goodbye to all of his wonderful fans. I hope he's resting in peace now in his reverse New York, a heaven he could only dream of, where everything smells good and everyone is nice. The world will never be the same without his poor soul and he will never be forgotten as long as his devoted fans are around. And to my tragic hero, see you later if I see you at all.
Favorite songs: Somebody That I Used To Know, Happiness/The Gondola Man, Son Of Sam, and L.A.
The Go-Go's
3/5
Although I never particularly enjoyed their music, I really respect The Go-Go's. They were a group of women in a male dominated industry. And they beat their asses.
Radiohead
3/5
This shit is ass but Thom Yorke is my lil twink boy so I can't give him too bad of a rating
The Specials
3/5
the specials aren't so special
Black Sabbath
3/5
It's a miracle that Ozzy Osbourne is still alive
Johnny Cash
4/5
This album was honestly so fun, especially the parts where he started laughing mid-song.
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
2/5
I respect Nick Cave and all but I did not like this 💀
Brian Eno
3/5
I've gotten Brian Eno three times and I dread the day when I inevitably get him again
Eagles
3/5
Man, I tolerate The Eagles
Paul Revere & The Raiders
4/5
Classic 60s album. I never knew of this band until I watched Once Upon A Time...In Hollywood. Interesting stuff.
5/5
Oasis is for the girlies who don't know how to talk to guys. Oasis is for the girlies who destroy themselves over and over again. Oasis is for the girlies who scream into their pillows at night. Oasis is for the girlies who don't know when to stop. Oasis is for the girlies who sing Don't Look Back In Anger to comfort themselves during a tennis match. Oasis is for the girlies who think about their crush when listening to Wonderwall. (What's The Story) Morning Glory? is for all us girlies out there. Stay safe yall ✌️
Joan Armatrading
2/5
What in the Joni Mitchell was this
David Ackles
2/5
This is the worst pop opera I've ever heard
Steely Dan
3/5
Yall I might have amnesia cuz I don't remember much about this album. That means it gets a solid 3.
Sabu
2/5
this album was boring as hell but at least it counts towards my spanish log
Radiohead
4/5
Radiohead is the most bipolar band I've encountered. Some of their stuff is brilliant and some of it is shit. And then there's this. This was pretty ok.
Rufus Wainwright
4/5
Although I can see how people might not like this album, I really enjoyed it. It is not without flaw, however, it was entertaining and unique. It reminded me of Radiohead.
The Fall
3/5
All punk rock albums from the 70s sound the same. Every. Single. One of them.
4/5
This album grabbed me right away. Very entertaining. The end wasn't as strong as the beginning.
Stevie Wonder
3/5
I get that this supposed to be a good album and all but I just can't get into the funkiness of this.
Sigur Rós
4/5
This album was very serene and calming. It's a great way to start off your morning. I almost started crying at the wheel.
Machito
3/5
😐👍
Parliament
2/5
Boy oh boy Scoob! Was this funky. Zoinks!
New Order
4/5
New Order is a band to rise up from tragedy and I respect that. Their music has left a mark in history. Although this album wasn't perfect, it had many good songs, like my personal favorite, The Perfect Kiss.
Motörhead
3/5
Kinda a fun album but it's just not my taste. It reminded me of Van Halen.
Adele
3/5
i have some of these songs on my playlist and i don't even know why anymore
Nanci Griffith
2/5
I'm not a big fan of country, therefore, I'm not a fan of this. Not that it was bad, I'm just a hater.
10cc
3/5
If you liked this, you might also like: Brian Eno, Talking Heads, Jack Stauber, and Harry Nilsson.
Grateful Dead
2/5
I really don't get the hype. How did this cause so many people to live in vans and do drugs?
Fela Kuti
2/5
I can't say I'm a fan of his son, so why would I be a fan of him?
4/5
Fuck the system. You guys are a bunch of pussys who don't like anything "different". The amount of hate this album receives is unnecessary. Be real. It's not that bad. It's angsty. The lyrics are fun. It talks about witches. What more do you want? Is it the best thing I've listened to? No, but it's not hot garbage. If it didn't get such bad ratings, I would probably give it a 3, but just for the hell of it, I'm giving it a 4. Maybe that'll improve it's rating a tad.
Emerson, Lake & Palmer
3/5
this was completely average and I don't remember a damn thing
David Bowie
4/5
oh hell yes, the thin white duke was one of his hottest eras
The Byrds
3/5
The 🐦🦅🐓🐧🦜
Gil Scott-Heron
2/5
I was gonna give this one star but then H2O Gate Blues came on and I got a kick out of it
Siouxsie And The Banshees
4/5
This was a very solid debut album for a very solid band. Banshees is a good way to describe the style of them. Also, I love Siouxsie Sioux. She is my goth queen.
Beatles
4/5
This album made me rethink the way I perceive the Beatles. Before, I thought they were just some pop rock band from a long time ago that everyone overhyped. It's now that I realize the Beatles were quite something. I am most definitely late to come to this realization, but I don't care.
Erykah Badu
2/5
I really got sick of hearing her voice for over an hour
Emmylou Harris
3/5
it was aight 👍 i wouldn't care if i never heard it again
Neil Young
4/5
This either had some really good folksy songs or crappy whatchamacallits.
The Stooges
4/5
Some kid tried asking me for my Instagram but I couldn't hear him because I was too busy listening to The Stooges
Bob Dylan
3/5
I could barely make it through this album and I can't stand his voice but at least I liked Shelter from the Storm
Coldcut
2/5
What was that noise?
Moby
3/5
Moby 👍
Pulp
3/5
Pulp is the horniest band I've come across on this generator
Metallica
4/5
Aw hell yeah 🤘
Muddy Waters
3/5
Muddy Waters more like Crappy Waters
Lambchop
1/5
If Rufus Wainwright and Stufjan Stevens had a love child in the U.S. state of Tennessee but forgot to give him singing lessons
Bob Dylan
3/5
It's not that I don't like Bob Dylan, I just hate that that stupid voice
Sepultura
2/5
You might as well just have sent me to the crazy house
Eminem
4/5
Beginning of the album: Hi my name is Slim Shady 😀😀🌈🌈✌️✌️
End of album: I hate my wife I wanna kill her 🤬🤬💥💥💔💔
Bob Dylan
3/5
I managed to go 15 years of my life without hearing Like A Rolling Stone
Tom Waits
2/5
Why'd he sound like Beetlejuice
Duran Duran
5/5
I don't know what a duran is, but it sure does make good music
Morrissey
3/5
haha morrissey has no friends
Peter Gabriel
5/5
I used to consider In Your Eyes the most beautiful love song ever
R.E.M.
2/5
Extremely mediocre and forgettable. I never liked R.E.M.
Beck
3/5
I tried liking this, I really did
The Jesus And Mary Chain
4/5
Man, this guy really likes the rain
Steely Dan
2/5
this was not groovifying
Frank Zappa
3/5
most sane Frank Zappa album
The Beta Band
2/5
why'd he sound like bill wurtz
Pixies
5/5
I will never not love this album, even though my first experience with it started with my hate for Where is My Mind. Since then, I have come to love it. Although the lyrics don't really make sense, it adds to the vibe. This was such an important album in music history and it should be remembered that way.
Sonic Youth
4/5
I've known of Sonic Youth for quite a while, but this was my first time listening to them. Boy, was it an experience. A good one at the very least. It was very experimental. Very crazy. I liked it.
Buena Vista Social Club
3/5
If you like jazz, this album is a 5. Unfortunately, I don't like jazz.
Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan
2/5
This was a long ass album considering that all the songs sounded the bloody same
The Replacements
4/5
It feels illegal to be giving this album a 4, but the truth is that it sounds like every other post punk album. I so badly wanted to like it. I'm sorry.
Funkadelic
3/5
The real question is: more power to the pussy or more pussy to the power?
Chicago
2/5
This was too jazzy and too long for my liking. When I think of Chicago, I think of them from the 80s. It was interesting listening to their older material.
The Byrds
3/5
Quite mediocre. There are one too many The Byrds albums on this list.
Badly Drawn Boy
4/5
This album sounded like if Elliott Smith, Alex G, Neutral Milk Hotel, Fleet Foxes, Beck, and Oasis wanted to make a soundtrack for a Wes Anderson movie together.
4/5
PJ Harvey is honestly one of the most underrated artists ever and I'm so glad this list brought me to her music.
Ramblin' Jack Elliott
3/5
I can definitely see how Bob Dylan was influenced by this
Sinead O'Connor
3/5
I really wanted to like this album. Some of the songs were beautiful, but most of them fell short.
The Band
3/5
meh
Rush
2/5
There's no need to push 7 songs together to make it 20 minutes long
Lana Del Rey
2/5
man, fuck lana oh wait, she has alligator guy to do that now
Amy Winehouse
4/5
Favorite song: Fuck Me Pumps
Nick Drake
5/5
why do the most depressed people make the best music
D'Angelo
3/5
Quite mediocre, innit? I don't see why this deserves to be on the list. I could've died and not cared if I'd never heard this.
Red Snapper
3/5
some of the songs at the end were pretty nice but overall this album fell short
Buddy Holly & The Crickets
4/5
I honestly don't see how you can hate this music. It's just so catchy.
Anthrax
4/5
Sounded a lot like a Metallica
Bruce Springsteen
3/5
Sound like Bruce Springsteen and so do his other albums, so why do we need to have him on here a million times?
Genesis
4/5
concept albums are always so interesting
Herbie Hancock
3/5
This was actually pretty cool sounding
Violent Femmes
4/5
This album was very mature for it's time. I never expected this to be from the early 80s. The mix of angstyness and acoustic punk made for a very unique sounding album that was reminiscent of The Modern Lovers.
Favorite tracks: Kiss Off and Gone Daddy Gone
Supergrass
4/5
happiest british person
Ramones
4/5
classic punk rock
Bruce Springsteen
2/5
Brucey tried mixing genres with this one but fell flat on his face. Post 9/11 patriotic album does not go hard.
Astor Piazzolla
2/5
It would make for good background music in a movie
The Rolling Stones
3/5
Absolutely mid
The White Stripes
5/5
This album marked an end of an era. There are no more popular garage rock bands and there hasn't been in a long time. White Blood Cells is a perfect mix of the indie, rock, and folk scene. The most amazing thing about this album, though, is the simplicity. It feels like anyone could've made this album, but The White Stripes got to it first and absolutely rocked it.
Favorite Tracks: Dead Leaves and the Dirty Ground, Hotel Yorba, Fell In Love With a Girl, The Union Forever, We're Going to Be Friends, and I Think I Smell a Rat
Queen
3/5
not typical queen but still queen 👍
Marvin Gaye
3/5
this made me uncomfortable
The Who
2/5
the only ones that were being deaf, dumb, and blind on this album were the who
George Michael
4/5
this made me uncomfortable however it was good
Various Artists
4/5
I was having a nice time listening to this until Phil Spector started speaking
Ella Fitzgerald
3/5
Oh my golly was that long. I barely got through it. It did, however, have some lovely little songs on it.
Bob Marley & The Wailers
4/5
I want to lounge at a beach without a care in the world
King Crimson
4/5
The noises that assaulted my ears unsettled me
Leonard Cohen
3/5
Favorite track: The Partisan
Lorde
4/5
Honestly, I'm glad they put modern pop albums in this generator. We don't need another Bruce Springsteen album, I'm sorry.
Red Hot Chili Peppers
4/5
shama lama ding deng dong
Laura Nyro
3/5
Laura Nyro walked so the feminist movement could run
LCD Soundsystem
3/5
"Hey, I never asked you. Do you like guacamole?"
Fleetwood Mac
5/5
I didn't have to listen to this album to know that this was getting a 5
Robbie Williams
3/5
mediocre british monkey man
Beatles
4/5
I now know what it feels like to have been high in the 60s
Stereo MC's
3/5
Interesting blend of genres
Bob Marley & The Wailers
3/5
boutta go to the beach and smoke one
The Offspring
4/5
if the beastie boys made punk rock instead
Fela Kuti
3/5
It's just jazz 😐
The B-52's
4/5
I love The B-52's ability to for some reason make a song sound dark and eery. Just add a crap ton of bass and suddenly I'm feeling like a cool villain in an animated kids movie.
Neu!
3/5
This was very calming. I almost fell asleep to it.
Stevie Wonder
4/5
It's Stevie Wonder, so like.....
Big Star
4/5
Very easy listening but they butchered Femme Fatale 😔
4/5
out of the many punk albums I've had to listen to thus far, this is the first one I've heard that is sung by a woman
Jimmy Smith
3/5
music for a ballpark
Scritti Politti
2/5
This sounded like if Boy George was a regular white boy
The Gun Club
4/5
"Damn Pixies wannabes" *checks year* "Damn Gun Club wannabes"
Led Zeppelin
4/5
If it's Led Zeppelin, it's good.
Run-D.M.C.
2/5
the beastie boys if they weren't white
Elis Regina
3/5
This was a lovely little album
Doves
2/5
This what I imagine indie sounds like to the average person. They don't like it and honestly, I don't blame them.
Little Richard
3/5
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Morrissey
2/5
screw morrissey
Simple Minds
4/5
oh to be a teen in the 80s
Rush
3/5
I can just tell this guy got punched all the time in high school
Bonnie "Prince" Billy
4/5
calming and haunting
Mekons
2/5
meh
Tracy Chapman
4/5
a beautiful album that fights against the injustices of the world
Prince
4/5
the epitome of horniness
Van Morrison
4/5
I like Van Morrison, I really do. However, I feel like this album was a little bland for his work and overall, forgettable.
The Style Council
2/5
Once again, I have gotten an album that does not deserve to be on this list. Cafe Bleu by The Style Council was as bland as toast with no butter and about as interesting as my grandfather's trip to Walmart last week.
Derek & The Dominos
4/5
I feel like this album is only on here for Layla, which is what carries it. Oh the feels I felt when listening to that song.
Billy Bragg
3/5
This album brought old vibes to the table. I can't believe it was from the 90s.
Coldplay
5/5
After the fall of Radiohead came Coldplay. They picked up the slack and eventually fell into the same demise as their predecessor. In their height, they were an amazing band. Beautiful melodies. Poetic lyrics. The album A Rush Of Blood To The Head reflects all of this. It's a shame that this was Coldplay's last truly great album.
Gorillaz
4/5
i love the monkeez with 3-D and pasta
Stan Getz
2/5
it was just jazz
The Streets
1/5
THIS IS SHITE
Mylo
4/5
easily one of the best electronica albums I've heard
James Brown
3/5
fun and enjoyable live performance
David Bowie
4/5
Bowie at his lowest is still fucking great
Beck
4/5
A chill and calming album built for wasting away in your bed all day.
Penguin Cafe Orchestra
4/5
beautiful and calming music destined to be featured in a movie
A Tribe Called Quest
4/5
brilliant
The Verve
5/5
there's one thing I'm a bitch for, and it's sad british men
Louis Prima
3/5
the 50s go hard man
Girls Against Boys
4/5
Oh come on guys, I actually liked this one. It for some reason reminded me of Nirvana's earlier work. Raw, messy, hard. I'm sorry it didn't fit your music standards.
Björk
3/5
what a weird drug trip through fairy land...
Queen
4/5
i would rob banks to this album
Jamiroquai
3/5
close enough, welcome back stevie wonder
The Band
2/5
I've never had dementia so bad omg I'm creaming
ZZ Top
3/5
I saw ZZ Top in Texas once at a steak restaurant. They called me fat.
Supertramp
4/5
welcome son of The Who and Pink Floyd
Creedence Clearwater Revival
4/5
my faith is restored in america, get me the gun
The Doors
3/5
I can hear the drugs
Lenny Kravitz
3/5
aight 👍
Travis
3/5
Oasis ass kissers
The Rolling Stones
3/5
this album is only on the list for the first song, the rest was mediocre
Tim Buckley
2/5
still thinking about how Tim wrote a whole ass song about wanting to be apart of his family and yet he still ignored Jeff 😭
Jacques Brel
3/5
it was just French 👍🇫🇷🥖
Hawkwind
4/5
this was a drug fueled, sex romp, groovy, psychedelic rock, wacky, space alien, and frankly weird adventure through music
Michael Jackson
4/5
Amazing, classic, and, dare I say, thrilling album. Thank you, thank you, you can stop the applause now.
Fred Neil
2/5
bleh
R.E.M.
3/5
I was never much of a fan of R.E.M
Air
4/5
A beautiful and calming album that mixes together genres of electronica and pop.
Dwight Yoakam
2/5
ew ew ew ew ew ew country ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew
Gene Clark
2/5
After my 2nd day in a row listening to a country album: I'm going to shoot myself
The Prodigy
4/5
hell yeah I love songs about beating the shit out of my wife
Sparks
4/5
really fun album that sounded like the cousin of Queen
Lynyrd Skynyrd
4/5
This album reminds me of a guy I used to know. What a peculiar experience he was...
The Shamen
2/5
I want to claw my ears out
Eagles
3/5
I hate the fuckin' Eagles, man
Queen
4/5
The only reason this rating is so high is because of Bohemian Rhapsody
Jimi Hendrix
4/5
I've said it once and I'll say it again: being high is a state of mind. Never once have I taken a sip of alcohol nor shoved a needle into my arm. I don't need to after listening to this album. Jimi Hendrix's "Axis: Bold As Love" makes you experience all the joys of the 60s: drugs, sex, and sweet, sweet alcohol. I spent the entirety of my musical journey dancing in the shower and seeing floaty shit in my room. This album has it all. Thank you, Jimi.
Wire
4/5
whether you love or hate this album, you have to admit, punk is fucking lit
Everything But The Girl
2/5
I kept trying to convince myself that this wasn't that bad until I started to get towards the end. I lost it.
Nirvana
5/5
A world without Nevermind is a world I care not to live in.
Stan Getz
4/5
Really cool album. I could imagine myself sitting at a cafe with this playing in the background.
Haircut 100
3/5
An album with a really interesting and unique sound that unfortunately fell short
Willie Colón & Rubén Blades
4/5
I loved listening to this because it counts for my spanish class' weekly log
The Stooges
4/5
I love feeling like a British drug addict
The Mamas & The Papas
3/5
Not even California Dreamin' could save this one
Ravi Shankar
3/5
This is a really hard album to judge. It's literally just sitar.
The Byrds
3/5
It was nothing special
The Strokes
5/5
This was like one big song. In a good way of course.
Crosby, Stills & Nash
3/5
kinda mediocre but I appreciated the bits of folk innit
Sarah Vaughan
4/5
What a beautiful voice
Living Colour
3/5
an all african american group is pretty rockin but this album wasn't
Quicksilver Messenger Service
2/5
it was just noise
The Cure
5/5
who hurt bobert 💔
The Police
4/5
absolute classic
The Specials
3/5
I honestly don't see how this can be seen as anything better than mediocre
The Beach Boys
4/5
I was really blown away by this album. For some reason I've had some weird prejudice against the Beach Boys but that's probably just because of my strange 5th grade teacher.
Iggy Pop
5/5
This was my first time listening to this album and I loved it. All of the songs were amazing with some particular standout tracks like "Lust For Life" and "Sixteen". Overall, really phenomenal.
The Undertones
3/5
I don't know what so different about this punk album but it was feeling particularly bland today.
Nina Simone
3/5
My dumbass yelled out "JEFF BUCKLEY!!!!" when Lilac Wine came on. All jokes aside, Nina has a nice voice.
Spiritualized
4/5
I didn't understand what was happening half the time but fuck yeah
Dire Straits
4/5
i want my mtv
The Pogues
3/5
yo ho ho are ye ready to set sail to the seven seas, fine lass?
Marvin Gaye
3/5
Marvin Gaye is a man of many questions
Tricky
3/5
not really electronica but i don't know what else you'd call it
Fairport Convention
2/5
what boring shower time entertainment
Janelle Monáe
4/5
what an interesting album
The Divine Comedy
2/5
this is what rye bread sounds like
Led Zeppelin
4/5
music to be stoned in your room to
Faust
4/5
i don't know what krautrock is but hell yeah
The Cure
5/5
they can never make me hate you, bobert
Deep Purple
3/5
this was like basic dad rock wtf
Tom Waits
2/5
1001 albums to kill yourself to
Frank Ocean
3/5
I thought this was supposed to be some almighty album wth
Def Leppard
3/5
Classic 80s. Other than the hits, this was pretty basic.
Rage Against The Machine
4/5
all the songs sounded the same but hell yeah
Ray Price
3/5
dawg this is country? 😭
T. Rex
4/5
This is the sister album to Ziggy Stardust
Solomon Burke
3/5
honest to god what even happened in this album
Butthole Surfers
4/5
Fuck it, this album was actually really cool. It had the same tone and vibe as In Utero and was honestly ahead of its time.
Tina Turner
3/5
aight 😐👍
The Doors
4/5
this album deserves all the hype and is the doors' best
Justice
4/5
the french can be forgiven of the their war crimes after putting out a banger album such as this
3/5
funky
Prince
4/5
this one's for Yosemite Sam
Marianne Faithfull
2/5
what was this 🥀 I mean seriously how does something like this drab end up on this list
The Jam
2/5
insignificant. weak. useless. these are the words that describe this album and my son.
4/5
this album slaps i don't know what you guys are talking about
DJ Shadow
3/5
I just learned that this album is almost all samples and now I don't like it as much
Todd Rundgren
3/5
the original weirdcore
Guns N' Roses
4/5
you know the album is good when there is moaning in the middle of it
Foo Fighters
5/5
this album is so nostalgic to me for no reason
Jethro Tull
2/5
this album felt like unseasoned scrambled eggs
Scott Walker
2/5
lmao no
Hugh Masekela
3/5
I'll never hate jazz. I'll never love it, either.
The Dandy Warhols
4/5
This album made me think heavily of Oasis and The Stone Roses
Kanye West
3/5
Kanye is the most overrated nazi piece of shit to ever have the displeasure of walking on this planet
Elastica
4/5
Not a significant album but still enjoyable. Boy do I love me some punk rock women.
Os Mutantes
4/5
so good i had to listen to it twice (i fell asleep the first time)
Coldplay
5/5
I don't know what people have against this album. Parachutes showcases Coldplay when they were at their best. The songs are absolutely beautiful. Breathtaking. This album gives me so many memories. Some good, some bad. But overall, this album makes me who I am.
Rocket From The Crypt
2/5
as a punk, we do not claim them
Neil Young
2/5
boring and quite unimportant
Brian Wilson
2/5
I respect the man and all but this wasn't it. RIP.
Sister Sledge
3/5
🕺🏾🪩
Alice Cooper
3/5
do people genuinely listen to this
Joni Mitchell
2/5
Each song was less of a song and more of a ballad. It got exhausting after a while.
Prince
3/5
bad prince is still ok prince
Jeru The Damaja
3/5
enjoyable enough to listen to but never again
The Electric Prunes
3/5
enjoyable but nothing special
Randy Newman
2/5
I couldn't listen to this without thinking of him as being the Disney guy
Beastie Boys
3/5
"every beastie boys song is like 'three little piggies, egg-fried rice, i spy some girlies and they all look nice"' - a wise person
The Who
2/5
concept albums are just an excuse for making bad music
The Birthday Party
3/5
i guess music really is subjective
De La Soul
3/5
fun
Peter Tosh
2/5
i want weed
Billie Holiday
3/5
when the billie ain't holidaying
Elvis Costello & The Attractions
3/5
i will admit, there are some bangers...
Frank Sinatra
3/5
yes frank we know you have sex
The Boo Radleys
3/5
basic ahh 90s music
Jack White
5/5
I'm pretty biased when it comes to these album reviews. I'm a huge fan of The White Stripes, so it would only make sense that I also enjoy Jack White's solo music. Every song off of this album was reminiscent of The White Stripes and I'm all for it.
Cat Stevens
3/5
quiet easy listening
John Grant
2/5
john grant fixed songwriting with this one 💔🥀
Adele
4/5
bonus points for covering a the cure song 👍
Al Green
3/5
tis good but i can't get behind this music
The Kinks
4/5
im a bitch for basic 60s rock
Meat Loaf
2/5
I don't appreciate Meat Loaf having an orgasm in my ear
Slade
3/5
this did not slay
JAY Z
3/5
do you think jay z is connected to 9/11
Madonna
2/5
madonna what was this please apologize
Leonard Cohen
2/5
Leonard Cohen's singing feels so soulless
Germs
4/5
I love me some punk rock 😋
Sonic Youth
4/5
the sonic is youthing
Aerosmith
4/5
HELLO ST LOUIS ‼️‼️‼️‼️🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Q-Tip
3/5
hip hop til you drop
Love
4/5
hell yeah man
AC/DC
4/5
the most classic of classic rock
Sugar
4/5
basic but still enjoyable
Dr. Dre
2/5
try not to say the n-word every 20 seconds challenge: failed
Röyksopp
3/5
this is how Wall-E feels
Björk
2/5
i don't appreciate the weird beatboxing and moaning being subjected to my ears
The Thrills
3/5
Pretty basic album. Nothing positive to say about it. Nothing negative to say, either.
Black Sabbath
4/5
RIP MY MAN OZZY 😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔💔🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺👎👎👎👎👎👎
The Disposable Heroes Of Hiphoprisy
2/5
the lyrics were interesting but the beats weren't
Magazine
3/5
Usually I like punk but I have no idea what this was. It was quite mediocre and boring and drab.
John Martyn
2/5
nuh uh
Ian Dury
2/5
most british brit
Blue Cheer
3/5
groovy
Suicide
3/5
MY EARS AGHHHHHHH 😭😭😭
The Yardbirds
4/5
hells yeah
Sepultura
3/5
rock on freaky bro
Caetano Veloso
3/5
this was fun 👍
Happy Mondays
3/5
completely mid and forgettable
Antony and the Johnsons
2/5
sorry sis but this was NOT it 😭🙏
Kendrick Lamar
4/5
the Anthony Fantano ass kissers are going to have a field day with this one
Wilco
4/5
so calming
Grandmaster Flash & The Furious Five
3/5
funkay
XTC
3/5
Dear God carries this album so hard
Slipknot
4/5
awww is someone afraid of nu metal
Brian Eno
3/5
I fear I'm starting to like Brian Eno's music
Public Enemy
3/5
I was NOT expecting Anthrax to be on here
Arctic Monkeys
4/5
Alex Turner we love you
Manu Chao
3/5
This is the type of shit you would hear in Breaking Bad
The Cramps
4/5
perfect album for Halloween night
Pink Floyd
4/5
we're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl 💔
Silver Jews
2/5
pavement why
Pink Floyd
4/5
I love when the music is silly hehehaha
Lou Reed
4/5
Live. Laugh. Love. Lou Reed.
Cornershop
3/5
no I'M the Candyman
Ice Cube
3/5
never forgiving Ice Cube after the War of the Worlds incident
David Bowie
4/5
David Bowie doesn't have a bad album
Talking Heads
4/5
solid as always
Solange
3/5
Solange sounds like a soap brand
Beyoncé
3/5
guess who's jealous....BEYONCÉ
Tori Amos
2/5
Kate Bush meets Joni Mitchell
Faith No More
3/5
I dislike basic metal and hard rock
The Pretty Things
3/5
S.F Sorrow is Tommy's cousin
The Beach Boys
3/5
the most a beach boy has ever beach boyed on a beach boy album
Jeff Beck
3/5
cool guitar but forgettable
Yes
3/5
hehe funny bassline
Metallica
4/5
really cool and really long but still really cool
3/5
Can Bob Dylan leave me alone for one second
Digital Underground
3/5
...ok
Led Zeppelin
4/5
Immigrant Song brings this score up tremendously
k.d. lang
2/5
These alternative country albums, man
Bob Dylan
2/5
can I PLEASE stop getting Bob Dylan FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING THAT IS GOOD 😭🙏
Nick Drake
4/5
Its always a good morning when I wake up and listen to Nick Drake
Kraftwerk
4/5
awesomeness
Soundgarden
5/5
RIP Chris Cornell, one of the four major grunge kings
Emerson, Lake & Palmer
2/5
my hatred for these guys grows everyday
Skunk Anansie
3/5
mediocre 90s rock at best
Throwing Muses
4/5
this was really good i'm just sad it's not available on spotify
The Velvet Underground
5/5
I love this album so much. Its really something special to me and I dont even know why. Its truly one of a kind.
Spacemen 3
3/5
I didn't expect the album to be that good. I enjoyed it while listening, but kind of forgot what it sounded like.
Liz Phair
5/5
gatekeep gaslight girlboss
Leftfield
2/5
I was already done with this after hearing the first couple songs
Bon Jovi
3/5
funny how the best Bon Jovi album is still crap
Lou Reed
5/5
I was never a huge fan of Lou Reed until I started listening to the Velvet Underground. This was my first time listening to this album and I loved it. Its always good hearing Walk on the Wild Side and Perfect Day.
Britney Spears
3/5
its britney
Joni Mitchell
2/5
my disdain of Joni Mitchell grows with each album of hers I have to listen to
Roxy Music
1/5
i fucking HATE this band
Eric Clapton
2/5
👎👎👎
Count Basie & His Orchestra
3/5
uh sure
Pavement
4/5
darling dont you go and cut your hair
Billy Bragg
2/5
Folk is so hit or miss for me. This was a miss.
Dr. Octagon
2/5
nuh uh
The Go-Betweens
3/5
I liked it but I kinda forgot what it sounded like
AC/DC
4/5
hell yeah 🤘
The Smiths
5/5
Morrissey is a whiny bitch but god do I love it
Incubus
3/5
Incubus gives the same vibes as Nickelback meaning they don't deserve to be on here but also I don't hate it
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
2/5
Nick Cave is the white bread of food
Björk
3/5
she's so magical ✨️
New Order
4/5
I will never not like New Order
The Mothers Of Invention
3/5
who knew satire music could be so interesting
Aimee Mann
3/5
Joni Mitchell of the 90s
Bebel Gilberto
3/5
yeah sure
Hookworms
4/5
Really awesome and niche album. I'm glad I could listen to it.
Joy Division
5/5
Love this album. I own it on vinyl. It's so sad they couldn't continue making music, but at least it gave us New Order.
Elvis Presley
3/5
its Elvis so like
Mudhoney
4/5
it's grungey and its messy, of course I like it
The Clash
5/5
Classic. There's no arguing against it.
The Residents
2/5
i dont even want to know
Kendrick Lamar
4/5
always interesting listening to Kendrick
The Libertines
4/5
oh brit pop i could never hate you
Slint
4/5
angsty and awesome
k.d. lang
3/5
usually im not a fan of country but this wasn't half bad
Dexys Midnight Runners
2/5
lmao this fucking sucked