Reviews (page 12 of 15)
Anthony Kiedis can just fuck off. Overall, this has like two good tracks for me and the rest is the same-sounding dross. They can have all the technically in the world, but the songs are shit.
Pretty naff - not my cup of tea at all really
I’m listening to this on the 8th Sept 2026 not the 6th August - that’s how long I’ve put listening to this off… This is too long. Even the songs that I thought were ok were too long and that soured me on them. I’m on a plane right now and tried to get something down from the overhead bin whilst the titular song was playing and I have never been so overwhelmed in my life. This is a two for me and not a one because I think if it was instrumental it would be quite fun but alas, the lyrics insist on themselves wait - the garden of eden hard on bleeding line just came on… what ??? They are cringe but they are free I suppose ? It’s almost inspiring. Wow.
it is certainly not insane to suggest that there's a good song here. Under The Bridge, despite becoming overblown by its conclusion, is just so lovely and plainspoken, Kiedis' toddler-vocabulary wrapping around to "i don't ever want to feel like i did that day" which, yeah, man, i've been there too. however! is it insane to suggest that somewhere, someplace, there's a good album inside this not very good album? perhaps not one i'm completely amenable to, but one on which the playing is tight as a drum and there is a certain concussed profundity to the man shouting nonsense among it all. i did once love this record, and so i will confess that hearing Anthony Kiedis attempt to formulate earnest anti-racist thought does spur in me the kind of pained, maternal sympathy i feel towards the people who think those dog-can-talk-by-pressing-buttons videos are real, and therefore i cannot fully hate these songs at their most celibate. take out the more raucous singles and lascivious deep cuts and you're left with a sweet and muscular little record about being a bonehead with a lot of good friends and a heart of gold. as it stands, the record sucks, but it could aspire to this, and there are many worse things to aspire to
Ok
It's weird how a band can come up with one or two indelibly sweet and happy-sad ballads or mid-tempo "modern rock" melodies per album and then the rest can so consistently bear out Nick Cave's famous words: "'m forever near a stereo saying, 'What the fuck is this garbage?' And the answer is always the Red Hot Chili Peppers."
Ughhhhh. This is a weird album because the instrumentals are so crisp, perfect, and intricate and then I have Anthony Kiedis in my ear going badang a bong ding ding dong my schlong in that toneless way he has. There are some really eye popping lyrics on here. I'm not going to go full elitist and say everyone has to be a philosopher - Paul Simon and Bob Dylan are two of my faves and they love writing absolute nonsense - but these lyrics come off like somebody who genuinely has a sixth grade vocabulary and was trying their best. It's so distracting. Much like The Suburbs, I find it really telling that most people rating this highly are reminiscing over discovering it in their adolescence. There is a great run of three songs with the title track, Under the Bridge, and Naked in the Rain that almost made me rate this higher but Sir Psycho Sexy brought me right back to reality. +1 for instrumentals that belong on a different album
4/10 - There was a time I liked the RHCP, but that time has passed. Seems like a band that is less than the sum of its parts. Might just be that Kiedis is the problem.
Damit kann ich nix anfangen
I don’t mind the Chili Peppers but I like their songs in isolation rather than in album form. This had a couple of tracks which stood out but generally didn’t do much for me. They have a sound which has made them quite unique, but what some might view as a strength of theirs meant that there wasn’t enough variety over the 73-minute runtime to keep me interested.
Dabbled with giving this a 1 it is so cringe inducing at times. The only thing that saves it is Flea’s slap and Frusciante’s playing at times but both aren’t great for the duration of the album. Keidis’s lyrics are consistently awful and the scat rap shtick irks me immensely. Under the bridge is a bit of an anomaly amongst the funk rap stuff here and is one of the few on the album where they seem to get their shit together and write something that isn’t so purile.
This would have gotten three stars, but "Sir Psycho Sexy" is so bad it is a one-star deduction on its own.
Why is every fucking song about getting dick sucked????? Regardless of that it's so fucking boring and repetitive. Every song is too long and it's exhausting.
pee fart chud music I feel there are so many better options in the 1990s. It is getting a 2 for the occasional really excellent single in a sea of boring music.
i thought id have nostalgia for this. i dont really.
Mehhh.
Probably would be more enjoyable as a more instrumental album
Penis penis penis penis penis
ya know i thought i would like this a lot but cus i love a few rhcp songs but this album wasn't it for me
The one lasting memory I have of Blood Sugar Sex Magik is back in Grade 11 English. We were asked to bring in a poem that we'd read aloud and then give our thoughts about it. One kid, the cringey stoner kid, read one of the songs off this album. He thought it was great, we were indifferent, and we could tell the teacher thought it was dreck. Looking back at BSSM now, I think that ratio stands. There's one or two great songs, the rest are indifferent, and overall the album is kind of dreck. These days, RHCP make music that's "funk for boomers", it's got no soul, it's got no funk, it could very easily be background music at a Safeway. And listening to BSSM now, you can see that too. Also, Anthony Kiedis is a bit of a creep. Two stars.
If this was any worse it would be Pocket Full of Kryptonite, only with less finesse.
Synes helt generelt at red hot chili peppers er ret så ringe og nederen. Jeg har aldrig rigtig forstået det. På Californiacation var der et par bangers at gamme ubehagen bag. Her får man det råt for usødet. der er måske 3-4 numre som er tålelige - resten af albummet (som i forvejen er ALT for langt) ryger altså direkte i skralderen hos mig 🗑️🗑️🗑️ Under the bridge (banger) trækker albummet op på en 2'er. Overordnet set en rigtig lang og nederen oplevelse. Jeg håber ikke at vi ser dem igen på den her liste.
Wow, I’ll give this one credit for some cool instrumentals and for Under the Bridge, but it turns out that maybe I don’t like RHCP very much.
There’s a Nick Cave quote about constantly hearing something awful on the radio and the answer is always the Red Hot Chili Peppers. I’ve gone through phases of fandom with RHCP, and with the exception of a few songs, I have to agree with Nick. I bought Blood Sugar Sex Magic when I was 16 or 17, because I liked the hits: “Give It Away”, “Under the Bridge”, “Breaking the Girl” and “Suck My Kiss”. However, the rest of the album sounds almost nothing like these songs. The Peppers’ brand of sex obsessed white boy party funk wears thin pretty quickly. As an adult, I had already closed the book on RHCP, revisiting this was not something I was looking forward to. While it wasn’t as bad as I remember, my opinion of the band and BSSM, hasn’t really changed. It’s such a shame that they have masterfully talented musicians (Flea and Fruicante), yet they choose to make this. I’d rather listen to Faith No More.
Some of RHCP's best songs, combined with a bunch of their most annoying ones. Kind of a mess in general. The rapping parts are not that good, some of the songs are really corny and I feel like on most of these songs the execution is kinda off. It runs pretty long, with only a few highlights here and there.
i see now why people hate them
åbuu dette var kjedelig - mest usexy musikken om sex ever
Flea really outperforms the rest of the band here, why is a professional jamming out with some high school band? I don't really hear the Metal in Funk Metal here. The album is unnecessarily long as well, victim of the CD era. The hits are ok and some deepcuts are alright and a lot of it is ranging from fine to mediocre. Sounds like I hate it, but it wasn't all that bad.
Wow, the Red Hot Chilli Peppers, I'm SUCH a big fan of theirs. I can't believe how annoying his vocals are, as he sounds like a dead fish. For the sound, it's like they expect themselves to have this groundbreaking sound, but it's not, and it fails spectacularly. Like, it's funk rock, yet it's like they don't even try to achieve the funk part (and I love funk). The hit on the album, Under the Bridge isn't even a great song tbh. That bass player is alright by me tho. You know, I am being overly harsh on them, but I'm in a mood of hating, so they get this for creating whatever the hell Californication is (how do yall even enjoy that crap).
My first introduction to RHCP was through a kid at a summer camp in the early 2010s who was obsessed with them. Now that I’ve listened to both of their albums on this list, I’d like to say that Keenan, if you’re reading this, I hope your music taste improved a little
I know this is good, but I hate the band so much it clouds my judgement. Good points - great production, superb musicianship. Bad points - collectively I find them insufferable. Objectively it’s a 4, but for me it’s a 2.
I’ll say 2.5
The happiest I was listening to this album was realizing that I've already gotten through this list's two Red Hot Chili Pepper albums, which means I will never have another morning ruined by Anthony Kiedis (unless I end up going to a CVS for condoms and hearing "Can't Stop.") I don't need my rock musicians to be upstanding people, but I would prefer if they made music t hat wasn't a fucking slog. Two discs of dumb-fuck scat singing and less dumb-fuck bass thwacking. Would've been a one, but the acoustic songs were cute enough.
Thoughts while listening to this. - Oh cool. I remember when this came out. - Wow, these songs aren't that great. - Give it away now. - This is pretty bad actually. - Under the bridge - Man, I kinda hate Anthony Kiedis now.
With Flea slapping the bass like no other and John Frusciante playing some funky guitar riffs, RHCP could be a decent band if they hurled Anthony Kiedis into the sun. Partially due to all the heinous stuff he has done over the years, but also for being a bad frontman. His lyrics are juvenile and his scatty rap-like delivery of them distract from a lot of the excellent playing of his band mates. This could have been a solid 3 if they didn't bloat this thing with so many throwaway songs. Most of them are inoffensive enough, but "If You Have To Ask" is the worst of the bunch. The song sounds vaguely like Parliament and Funkadelic if they were awful. Both "Give It Away" and "Under The Bridge" are excellent songs, they aren't worth sitting through the 70+ minutes you need to put aside to finish this album.
Albeit their later stuff, I was completely swept up by RHCP as a kid. Them more than anyone else I used to like, I find almost completely insufferable now. RYM: N Saved a song: N
No what the fuck are these guys on about
really cringe and bad but sometimes fun!!
every song feels like it’s 8 minutes long. god this thing is huge. “Under the Bridge” is a great song unfortunately
The instrumentation is great, stuffed to the brim with groove and funk. There is so much talent on display. But jfc do Kiedis' lyrics and vocal stylings get on my nerves. Unfortunately Flea, Frusciante, and Smith's mastery can't quite save this one from 74 minutes of Kiedis rapping about all the sex he has. At least this one doesn't feature a song about a 14 year old girl. 2.5/5. Favorite tracks: The Power of Equality, If You Have to Ask, Sir Psycho Sexy (for going full sludge mode)
Great band, terrible songwriters. I got this album when it came out for Breaking the Girl, and proceeded to hate pretty much the rest of the album. I wondered what it would be like to listen to this now that I have a better ear for rap music. Nope. This album still mostly sucks. The songs sound like the ramblings of a bunch of bored seventh graders in study hall. Too bad these guys never grew up and wrote better songs (Dark Necessities notwithstanding). When a Stevie Wonder cover is one of your best songs, and you’re not a local bar band, it makes it hard to justify this band’s existence.
feels like it's stuck in time of a 13 year old edge fase
3 killer songs on an album of 17 tracks just doesn’t cut it. Breaking The Girl, Give it Away and Under the bridge are indisputably great songs but the rest is filler, they all sound like rehearsal room, sex funk jams rather than complete songs. 2.2
not my tipe, es un rock 2/5
Imagine being an adult and writing a song called Suck My Kiss and being a separate adult thinking that's a good song. And then imagine hearing middling rock for almost the running time of a feature length film
Klassisk RHCP, funky rock, är meh för mig.
The instrumentals are great, which is the only thing keeping this from being a 1
A longer album with some notable hits. Consistent sound through and some nice bass licks
classic rock, little bit of experimentation stuff, not really my style
Hm ist ok
I rounded up the last RHCP album. This one will not be so lucky. Never listened to much of these guys besides the hits, and I wouldn’t call them one tricky ponies, but the songs really do run together. I think that’s due to the singer. This is way too long and I hate their rap-leaning songs. 2.5
Didn’t like
oh my god it's so long give it away is different lmao feeling 3/5
Couldn’t get through it I used to like red hot chilli peppers but these days there’s only so much yabadabadoo I can deal with
I like the odd song and the sound is cool, but in general feels a bit samey and the lyrics uninspiring
dated
gotta say this is not a record for a calm morning
3/10
I like the hits but could leave the rest. I feel the same way for almost all RHCP albums.
Not for me.
Under the bridge is a great track. The rest of the album I would leave though.
Eu odeio o Anthony Kiedis e o pior é que já disseram, com razão, que eu me pareço um pouco com ele. Os outros rapazes são ótimos.
When I was growing up I listened to this tape so much that it broke and I had to buy it again. If I was going to review this on nostalgia it would more than likely have been a 5 star, but knowing what kind of a sex creep Anthony Kiedis is. The bangers from the album are still bangers but the songs that are about women or sex take on a whole new meaning now that we know Anthony Kiedis is a pedophile. And that alone takes is down to 2 stars.
I’m trying to think of another band that’s this good and makes music this bad. They’ll sound so unbelievably locked in and then Anthony will come humping in like an 11yo who just drank too much juice.
5 great songs, 12 skips.
There’s the occasional moment of suspension where you can ignore the vocals and notice some wonderful, sophisticated playing by Flea, Frusciante and Smith. That’s the ONLY reason this doesn’t get one star. It’s quite frustrating…I always wonder what could’ve been if these great musicians had gotten a better lead singer.
Don't get them at all.
RHCP have never done it for me. Music for the most annoying guy in your high school who thinks he's deep and misunderstood, but really everyone hates him for dating a freshman as a senior.
I really like the Frusciante guitar on here and the actual instrumentals are awesome, I even dig the (debated) slap bass. It's got a form factor to it and its immediately recognizable. That said, I think I hate the lyrics on every song & my opinion on Kiedis pinballs from one song to the next. The Frusciante solo albums are dope though. Would probably like this more if it were a few songs shorter, 70+ minutes is too long to spend with Kiedis. Favorite Songs: Under the Bridge, I Could Have Lied, Naked in the Rain, Funky Monks
Yeah funky funky RHCP doesnt do a lot for me unfortunately
made me really angry cause it sounds great but it’s ruined by anthony kuedis’s trash lyrics ‘I’d steal anything that you want me to K I S S I N G chicka-chicka Dee, do me like a banshee Low brow is how Swimming in the sound of ‘bow-wow-wow’ stfu
Si es que instrumentalmente no está mal, pero es que la parte vocal me da aún más lache que Bono. No puc.
boring. nothing sticks out. literally tuned it out bc it was so boring.
No (first listen, made it half way through) Second listen (since *some* people were mad I didn’t like it the first time): Power of equality sounds like the boy band from lemonade mouth just a little Redeeming songs: I could have lied, under the bridge, sir psycho sexy (very funk-y and that last bit where he’s not singing is so so good) Overall still a 2 but those final minutes of sir psycho sexy almost brought it up to a 3. I do appreciate the funk of it all but I don’t think I’ll be revisiting anytime soon
Just too horny for me.
Oh dammit. I used to own this album, really outgrew this band. I do have some fun memories pinned here, but blegh, Anthony Kedis really doesn't do these guys any favors. Nope, not a fan at all.
Instrumentals were fine, but the vocals were shockingly bad. The last track "They're Red Hot" is especially horrendous. My favorite RHCP track "Under the Bridge" is from this album, so I expected it to at least be decent, but I was wrong.
I must admit that i am a Chili Peppers Hater from way back. I also had to admit to never having listened to this entire album. Under the Bridge and Breaking the Girl were just awful songs. But giving them a fair shake I have to admit that this is not the worst band nor the worst album ever. There are 4 or 5 truly original well done songs here (of course there are 17 songs on the album so a blind squirrel am I right?). That being said I cannot give them the 1 I was sure they richly deserved. I can't get them to a 3 either just because 5 out of 17 is not a 3 in my book. A high 2 is all I can fairly muster here. But good on you, you forced me to actually listen to an album I would have bet yesterday I would die without playing. :)
Has two good songs in it with a whole bunch of garbage surrounding them. 2.5/5 at best.
Seems like a terrible mix? One very strong and beautiful song, rest kinda meh. Felt like you could really tell the vocal limitations this band always grapples with.
low 2 why does the mix sound so thin? all songs feel so long. keep looking back at the track list and finding im only 3 songs further down the list what seems like hours later. you could say its like rage against the machine but so much less exciting - its more make passive aggressive comments against the machine. something so unappealing about the chillis
Rating: 4/10 You know, it's really not that bad but even the 'best' of the chili peppers is really just on the edge of tolerable. In the case of this album, you can absolutely claim that this is a talented group of musicians making shitty music that sometimes turns out ok. I don't care for the funk rock and rap rock sound that they make, and Kiedis's vocals and lyrics are so annoyingly shit to me, sometimes ruining the songs for me entirely on their own. The best part of the album is the run of Give it Away-title track with its guitar work-Under the Bridge, pretty solid. As far as I'm concerned everything after that stretch could have been cut up until Sir Psycho Sexy, with a good outro that of course gets ruined by the inclusion of that last song.
The hits were decent, the rest of the 1hr14min album was offensively annoying. Pretty shallow, while also jumpy and hyper. ADHD in musical form, in a bad way 4.3/10
Nothing that special,. Liked a couple of songs.
Idk didn't really like it. Felt a bit too "I listen to this and therefore I'm cool"
Well one thing is for sure, no one can accuse Anthony Kiedis of being a great lyricist. He's made damn sure of that.
I feel like this is something Reese from Malcolm in the middle would listen to.
Way too long and just ok overall
Yeah its good but not for me...
could listen to Under the Bridge all day but would skip the rest
Anthony Kiedis found dead under the bridge. 2.3/5
These guys are obviously fantastic musicians. And I'm going to sound like my grade four teacher here... but this is why this album is so disappointing. They just didn't work hard enough to reach their full potential. One perfect song (Under the Bridge, or as I call it 'how to compress a strat to the point that you can hear the individual atoms in the strings), a few OK songs (Give it Away), and a lot of boring dreck in-between. Oddly, of the filler tracks, Sir Psycho Sexy was the most interesting song (musically) if one ignores the lyrics. Also, my wife noted that the lyrics to the title track made her vagina as dry as the Sahara. One other point. Why the hell are the snare hits so forward in the mix? They were like ice-pick hits that just annoyed the hell out of me.
I only know "Under the Bridge" as of now, and let's just say I'm not excited to hear "Suck My Kiss" based on the way people talk about it. It's the upcoming song and so far I don't hate this album. It's eh. I've always had a bit of a problem with the vocals in their songs. Okay, it's not the worst song ever. It's just like the rest of this album. So eh. I don't really like the funk element honestly. My little white ass is tickled pink Cock my brain to shoot my load Global abortion please She must be moist "I'm in love with the wilderness", Lottie Matthews at some point probably My dick got hard She liked the looks of me and my willy My hard-on bleeding (I can lend you a tampon for that, man) There's a devil in my dick and some demons in my semen Creamy beaver (just say wet pussy at this point; it's not making me cringe as much) Ooo that's tight Turned a cherry pie right into jam (that poor woman's clit) In your pussy I'd kill Put your kidneys to sleep And for my new favorite poem: "Twinkle twinkle little star Shining down on my blue car Driving down the boulevard She was soft and I was hard" Guys, as a woman I can assure you that talking so much about how hard your dick is will totally get you that woman (to call the police).
4 stars for Under the bridge, minus 2 stars for the rest of the album.
Whenever I listen to RHCP at the start I'm like "oh, this is better than I remembered/thought" and then the singer starts singing and I can bear it no longer. This could've been an amazing instrumental band, man.
Good stuff but bloated as hell
Op de achtergrond tijdens het schoonmaken van de keuken had ik er niet heel veel last van, totdat de line "theres a devil in my dick, some demons in my semen" kwam. Nu ik het zo uittyp is het lowkey highkey hilaar maar mijn god, niet met de delivery van dat nummer hahhaha. Hardop gelachen ook om de onintentionele 'wake up, twink- -kle little star' Het is ook wel echt een veel te lang album voor zulke sub-mid muziek. Ik zie uit naar een beter rhcp album in deze lijst (als ik voor die tijd ff kan inlocken en mn luisterachterstand kan inhalen)
meh. 11 nummers volgehouden en toen had ik t wel echt gehoord
Not for me, never particularly like the RHCP and this went on for far too long and ended upnfeeling like background noise not the focus of my attention. 2 cos I Under the Bridge is a cool tune.
Greatest musicians you know make slime slime music (derogatory)
meh
It is giving variations on a theme. Favourite track: Under the Bridge
Never been a huge RHCP fan. Most of their stuff sounds the same to me, the singer yelps like a dog whose tail has been stepped on. Californication is clearly the better album. There are some good songs here, but the album is way to long overall. Although I enjoyed some songs, most of them didn't appeal to me, and I couldn't find any interesting lyrics.
I was never a fan of RHCP, listening to an entire album doesn't change that. As talented as (at least some of) the band may be, the songs don't really catch my attention. A few titles (the obvious hits, I guess) may be fun pop rock tracks, but overall it's just okay.
A band I’ve never liked. Funk rock, Kiedis’ rapping style singing (or actually any of his singing),too American. And pretty terrible tunes, Suck My Kiss as an example is awful. A 2 all day long and that’s only because Give It Away is ok. Don’t trust a RHCP fan. Last words to Nick Cave- ‘I’m forever near a stereo saying, ‘What the fuck is this garbage?’ And the answer is always the Red Hot Chili Peppers’.
Like Under the Bridge quite a bit but the rest is just, like not really my thing man.
This is a difficult album for me to review because even though I don’t actually dislike the album, unsurprisingly at 79 minutes long, I have always found it a mammoth of a task to get through with an entire album’s worth of RHCP style filler tracks before we reach the Hendrix cover which closes it out. For that reason alone I can’t justify anything better than a two star review. It’s not captivating or consistent enough to score more, though a well edited 50 minute album would admittedly be a solid 3 pushing a 4. If I still owned this album, I’d give it away, give it away, give it away now.
Dude, after listening to that I get the sense that someone sat them down and literally said, cut the shit
For every song I like there are 4 or 5 I don't like at all. 2 stars or D+.
Rock, Rap, 1991 -> 2
RHCP are the greatest trio in rock history.
It was hard for me to listen to every song. I’m just not into it at this point in my life. Def a couple good sing-alongs. Under the Bridge and Breaking the Girl are great songs
Was quite keen to hear this again but honestly, don't much like it. And it goes on and on. 74 minutes of wacky, staccato nonsense, with a couple of transcendent high points. Thank goodness that's the capacity limit for CD as a format or they might still be bouncing, spanking, and gurning away at it even now 😅
Call me basic but I prefer RHCP’s more mainstream albums
Don’t like this 2
It’s sort of a miracle that the music can occasionally rise above Anthony Kiedis’s terrible vocal performances. He really is awful and drags every song down. Under the Bridge really is the standout and the only song on here that doesn’t have something embarrassing happen with his fuckass voice.
this jus sauceless nu metal, get this bullshit away from me
So overplayed … outgrown this band
idk im not a big RHCP fan. I like their popular songs and can see why those are the only popular songs.
Mid everything but bass
2/5 Energetic throughout but man is there a lot of uselessness on here.
1: Under the Bridge 2: If You Have to Ask 3: Give It Away
It was an important and nostalgic album growing up, but there is so much filler on it
Some great stuff on this collection, particularly Under the Bridge and Give It Away So its a shame I have never really enjoyed the bass-forward funky sound or the vocal delivery style
probably closer to a three and i'm definitely biased here by already not really liking rchp... album starts off real rough and i cringed at some of the songwriting throughout. kept thinking about how the rhcp frontman is ostensibly tone deaf and also that tumblr post that's like "why you hating on the red hot chili peppers man?" "although i disagree with your music taste i must applaud you for your ability to type this while skateboarding through campus"
Nah. Not for me. Noen godlåter trekker opp.
Not a fan of em. Heard em to much
This is how I remember RHCP
Only a couple of songs worth caring about.
Disappointed because I love other RHCP albums but this one wasn’t for me. The rap was cringe.
I had this album when I was a kid and thought I would enjoy it more than I did. In reality, the lyrics mostly range from weak to mildly cretinous, the vocals can be grating and the whole album is overlong.
Nice instruments, in particular the bass, shame about the vocals and lyrics.
I listened to all of it. A bunch of it was just noise. One banger
Trash apart from the bangers
As per usual, a good set of songs mixed within a whole lot of filler. Do these guys have an album that isn't like 40 minutes too long? Flea and Rick Rubin are probably the best two parts of the record for me.
Funk-rock doesn’t do it for me. The vocals were super cringy. Some of the Flea bass lines were cool but the overall instrumental feels like watered down funk with really heavy-handed drums and guitar, mostly makes me want to listen to the real stuff.
I thought this would be a 3, but its less fulfilling than that and it's in the process of being inconsequential. In 10 years noone will listen to this.
I’m just not a chili peppers kind of girl. I do not fuck with the vibe they’re putting out. That being said I have a soft spot for flea for some reason? Liked their hits in middle school, so there’s a nostalgia factor, but it’s just not for me. -Ruby Anthony Kiedis is one of the most obnoxious vocalists in rock history. White boy P-Funk can have its moments but this record is mostly too silly enjoy.
Pretty stupid
This album was not good enough to be this long - started out okay, and only went downhill. By the time I got to Sir Psycho Sexy, I was completely over it. The only thing saving me from giving this album a 1 is Under the Bridge and the mildly interesting instrumentation. I can’t believe I was excited for this album, what a disappointment! Listening to this album is what it feels like to interact with most men my age.
This has all of the worst parts about the RHCP amplified to 11. There are songs in here that are so good, ruined by weird shit that is so bad. Best Song: Under the Bridge Rating: 4/10 Stars: 2
I used to like this, but I grew over it, and Anton's lyrics and singing are as nails in a chalkboard now.
muito barulho na minha cabeça não é muito do meu gosto
Biggest issue with this album is how long it is, if they ended it with Under the Bridge, I would have actually quite enjoyed it! Sir Psycho Sexy can fuck off though - that and the 1+ hr running time makes this a 2 for me. I did also enjoy Breaking the Girl, Give It Away, and the title track; and the bass from Flea is pretty sick throughout. Wouldn't want to listen through the whole thing again, though.
some decent singles on here but my god why is this an hour and 15 minutes
Apart from the 2 songs that made it out of 1991 this album is trash
what the heck is this album cover. This album is a long ride and found it uninteresting!
This sounds like a parody of rock music an Evangelical moral crusader would find and make a huge culture war issue
interesting album title lol 5 songs in.. and i want an album by women.. please be one next 19 songs on one album is too many horny guys with instruments. it's not the type of music i would be throwing on personally. I don't really like the cadence the lead singer uses. Choppy sing-talking is not pleasant to me. I like the instrumentals on song of the songs.
Probably the only album I consider tolerable by RHCP.
Meh weet niet wat ik verwachte maar dit was m niet
ah chili pepers. jo da mue glaub do sii hä. bi au nüm de grösst fan bin aber au kein teenager meh. power of equality isch scho sehr funk und rap und so. scho irgendwie öpis eigets. if you have to ask au funny, quietschigi synths tüüfe bass. funky monks würklich? bin etz bi mellowship in B major und finds no streng. de sevi het recht d snare haut eim in grind. righteous and the wicked no cooli chords vode gitarre. aber de song isch nöd viel. give it away kenni natürli. scho lang nüm glost, isch jo insane nervig hahahaha under the bridge huuere overplayed aber schono guet. wenn de bads inechunt isch super. und de gitarre part isch 1:1 hendrix aber halt au drum cool. bi naked in the rain isch de flea eeeendlich mol im vordergrund er isch so klar s beste a dere band. he ich bin chli enttüscht egientli. ha gmeint da seg so mega ihres guete album. bin etz nöd sooo fan. het scho s paar gueti tracks aber s isch würkli z lang (90er halt) und chli gliich und s isch weder mega mega funky no hittets richtig hert. omg de 8 minute song geg de schluss hetmer gad de rest geh. 2.
WAS isch das füre snare WO BASS for real wie scheisse ischs erste lied gsi de refrain isch na easy gsi aber alles andere...oof ok mal chli bass wo ich für länger als 5 min ghör häää ich cheggs nöd ok iwie findi de mix jz besser? han ich am lorge eifach gspunne blood sugar sex magik isch na funny han under the bridge rig nie mega gern gha aber hans jz eig na cool gfunde greeting song macht spass!! my lovely man het BASS OHA sir psycho sex isch eifach chli dumme spass gsi aber de schluss findi echt geil hahaha wär en perfekte schluss gsi fürs album aber chegge au de goofy schluss mit they're red hot han die erste paar lieder echt STRENG gfunde, sicher au wegem mix und nachane hets echt paar cooli lieder gha. wird es 2 oder 3 muss es mier na überlege
Not my 90s jams
Huge gap between the best RHCP songs and the worst. Huge. I'd really rather not deal with all the worst ones.
Pre-listen whining: Whyyyy is it so long why are all of these 90s albums so looooong why why why. Maybe CDs were a mistake Post-listen whining: I think I liked this more than ‘Californication’? This is long enough to repeat some ideas and I’m still really not crazy about the rapping, but the production is strong and I really dig Flea’s bass work and Chad Smith’s drumming. Guitar sounds good too. As a whole I understand the RHCP “thing” way better after this album than ‘Californication’. Elevated butt rock. I agree with streaming data: “Under the Bridge” is an obvious hit and the strongest thesis statement for the RHCP sound. The title track did elicit an “oh, yuck” from me.
meh.
the best album from a dogshit band
Angerrr
Terrible. Dunno how Antony keidis has made a career out of being a terrible singer with terrible lyrics. Everything starts OK then he starts singing. Stand out - breaking the girl, I could have lied
Music by that guy who doesn’t know how to keep his shirt on. I had a boss when I worked at Starbucks who was obsessed with RHCP. He put on album after album one shift and we teased him for it. He got so butthurt he said we could only play corporate approved playlists after that.
what the hell is this. ok funk rock can be cool but maybe this is also too hip hoppy? I dont like the vocals but the instrumental is good. I dont understand how some people call this red hot chilli pepper’s best album there are loads that are better (getaway, by the way.. etc) this definitely is very different to the rhcp albums i like
4/10
Lot of speak singing but the background bass/guitar/drums good. Not really the biggest fan of the vocals. Not for me.
rate: 2/10 fav song: castles made of sand (the only song i actually enjoyed) didn't really enjoy tbh! not my vibe and, potentially controversial, find his voice quite annoying oops. do quite like castles made of sand though!
Not great. A lot of tracks could have been left off in my opinion. 2.1/5.0
RHCP have some songs that I really like, but none of them are from this period. This album is the epitome of style over substance... they sound kind of cool, but the songs are just so dumb. I did not enjoy listening to this.
20 minutes of a good album and an hour of just grating nonsense.
The oversexualised lyrics come off crude and unpleasant. Prince somehow gets away with albums all about sex without sounding like a horny teenager. This just sounds like the work of horny teenagers for the most part, which might be why I quite liked it in my mid teens. Couldn't listen to the full 8 minutes of Sir Psycho Sexy. But listened to Under the Bridge twice to make up for it.
I don’t really know what to say, this was the first full red hot chili peppers album I’ve ever heard and it’s not something I expected but also not something unexpected either. pretty neutral about it, some songs were a bit more questionable than others, but maybe that’s their appeal anyways.
Listen, I know people like music like this. And it's not bad music generally. It is just not my music. This went way too long. Why was the second to last song 9 minutes? I started to lose my mind.
These guys are FUCKING lame. Everyday I thank god that this weird mix of grunge, hip hop and funk was short lived. The music is alright but I cannot get the image of absolute 90s clowns on the other side of the recording. It's genuinely upsetting that this was ever considered cool.
The opening track was so annoying it almost made me a conservative. I could barely turn much of this album up over a low volume because it was so annoying. Under the Bridge and Give it Away were good, and they’re obviously talented, but god please make it stop.
5/10 Favourite: The Power of Equality Least Favourite: Suck My Kiss
Few good song , otherwise boring and a mess
Bestes Lied: Apache Rose Peacock, Under the Bridge Lieder auf Playlist: 0
Apart from a couple of standout tracks this seems very forgettable
It's OK. Red Hot Chili Peppers' music is fine, but a bit gamey.
Ugh I tried to listen to this with an open mind, and there was a time when I liked this, but I think I’m way over RHCP. I tried to look up some criticism from the time and it was mostly good reviews, about their new and varied sound. It doesn’t get it past the point that this is nonsense bro funk rock.
RHCP is like goodish/okayish to me. Maybe because they're so popular I'm like ehh on them as a whole. 2.8 This probably got a 3.4
Oh fun. A RHCP album from when they were actually good. I’m using the word good liberally.
this album couldve been half the length and wouldve been 10 times better
I listened to RHCP for a while as a kid and teenager, but that time is gone. This is a good example of an album that is too long, and on top of that, uneven and toxic.
Such talented musicians and they let Anthony Keidis sing like an absolute dipshit and ruin this whole thing.
Woof, I was expecting better You can tell the band has some chops, but not a great listen at all.
Under the bridge - amazing The rest of the album - not it Sad bc I love a lot of their songs and other albums and I truely thought I’d love this
Every single song is the same. "Brap boo baa brap, bingy bangy bingo" Tedious then, tedious now.
Mærkelig blanding af ok numre og bras. I Could Have Lied sendte mig tilbage på efterskolen.
All pretension.
74 minutes is too long. Under The Bridge the only good song
Is there another band that has such highs and ridiculous lows than the Red Hot Chilli Peppers? Under The Bridge is such a tune, Give It Away isn’t bad either. The rest was slap bass garbage. Simpsons: Yes
Agree with Rozza's review. Under the Bridge is awesome. Give it Away is pretty good. I thought they would drag the album up to a 3... but by the time the album finished, absolutely not. Some really cringey songs on here.
The fun to dumb ratio is off with this one
Unimpressed by this. ⭐️⭐️
Its too long. Some great stuff but theres way too much filler
Lite för funkig för min smak, definitivt inte enkel att jobba till haha.
This album as a whole is pretty aggravating. I liked the vibe better when I was 20, but I think it has aged poorly and isn't really cool at all now. It's a long album filled with similar funky rock and a masterclass in Kiedis rapping. There are enough good parts to save it, but I really don't like this personally.
Vocals have never done it for me.
Not as bad as people make it out to be but I can take it or leave it.
decent album but holy hell it's so long and boring at times i just tune out
Very familiar with this album, know every track, but it's just not my cup of tea.
When I was 14 I thought these guys were cool. Now I’m 41 and think they pretty much suck. The singles are solid, “Under the Bridge” is still great. But the rest oscillates between totally forgettable and downright embarrassing. Anthony Kiedis may be the worst lyricist in rock history.
#762. Look, I know this probably deserves at least a three, but I've had a rough night, and I hate the fucking E̶a̶g̶l̶e̶s̶ Red Hot Chili Beppers, man. 2/5: please, spare me from this
‘Definitely a singles band’ - Luke
Literally only one good song
terrible
Kinda funky in a good way Although it does feel a little like men overcompensating for the fact that they can't pull
Even familiarity doesn't help this. I like their attempt at something funky and I get why a lot of my mates lived them but I can't buy in
Although I remember when this group was popular, I wasn't a fan, so I really never listened to any of their music until this album. After listening to this album, I'm still not a big fan, but I did like "Under The Bridge" which I thought was different than most of their songs, and more of a ballad than most of the other music this group produced.
This was a hard album to get through. I’m mot a fan of the peppers and when I saw how many tracks I let out a groan. It’s so funny cuz I can recognize the individual talent of all members, but put together it leads to results ranging from enjoyable to just kind of a funk-lite bore Standouts include breaking the girl(love that middle breakdown), I could have lied, and under the bridge (their biggest hit and can actually see why, Ive listened to it plenty of times) Everything else is just either annoying funk noises (give it away being the biggest offender) or just consistent 4-5 minute rock rap funk trials I’m just waiting to be over I did like “theyre red hot” as an ended, one of my fave Robert Johnson songs. But either way, not a fan and won’t be revisiting
I liked the more melodic tracks like "Breaking the Girl" and "Under the Bridge," but those felt unfortunately few and far between; maybe I haven't done enough drugs in my life, but the droning, monotonous, bored-sounding rap over funky bass lines did nothing for me. This album did manage to have some of the most blisteringly unsexy songs about sex, so I guess that's some kind of achievement. Best: "Under the Bridge" Worst: "Sir Psycho Sexy"
Ugh I usually enjoy the peppers (when I say this I mean I like their newest album and the hits) but this seems like it’s only the bad parts of whatever they put in all of their songs. I tried getting through this multiple times and Suck my kiss put me off every single time so it’s only so far I can go with this
Unlike other comments, I don’t think Frusciante or Smith are doing anything particularly special here. Both are undoubtly gifted, professional musicians, but what they do mostly serves as a tight but boilerplate backdrop for the songs. Aside from a few intriguing solos maybe (at the end of “I Could Have Lied” for example)… But what keeps this record from being a completely dull funk rip-off disaster is Kiedis’s idiosyncratic singing and the - undoubtedly - brilliant Flea. Of course, Kiedis lyrics are hit or miss (with far more miss than hit - just listen to „Suck My Kiss”, ouch), but at least his delivery is distinctive and charismatic. His full stylistic range - good and bad alike - is on display on “Mellowship Slinky in B Major”. I wouldn’t call anything on Blood Sugar Sex Magik (the Chili Peppers never fail to come up with stupid album titles) genius, or even particularly good, aside from Flea’s bass playing. However, with so many actually great funk (adjacent) records out there, there’s no compelling reason to ever sit through this one again.
Hated it. The funk and rap elements along with the lyricism are ridiculous. Understand The Bridge, Breaking The Girl, and I Could Have Lied are the only listenable songs
Went in with preconceptions. RHCP are a band I should love, in theory - I love so many of their influences: Gang of Four; James Brown; Iggy Pop/The Stooges. But they are so cringeworthy it hurts sometimes. Anthony Kiedis is a paedo.
RHCP is not my kind of rock in the slightest.
This is a long album at an hour and 14 minutes. Somehow it felt even longer than that. I don't like the Chilis, and listening to an entire album through didn't help that. A couple tracks were ok, but most of it I was just counting the seconds until it was over. 2/5
načelno solidna glazba koja nije moj đir (generični dosadni fank), ali je zato vokal dozlaboga naporan i tekstovi su podosta krindž. i preeedugooo... s obzirom na napaljenost većine tekstova u stvari ko neka fankrok varijanta acedeceta? sve u svemu bezveze skroz
wow that was long
Well, I don’t have much to say about this. I guess if you’ve heard one song from this album you’ve heard them all.
The soundtrack to a Michael Bay porn flick.
Very samey, each song sounded like the previous one. Tough listen
"Ba-di ba-da ba-zumba crunga cong gone bad!" Chili Willy did not age well. I played in a white boy funk band in college in the late 80's so early Chili's were a big part of our set. It all sort of embarrasses me now.
RHCP is fine and the music is well done but I just don't enjoy their sound.
Early 90s rock. Made them famous. California skater rock. 90s.
I like the Red Hot Chili Peppers. Their song "Californication" is one of my favorite songs of all time. However, I didn't really feel connected to this album. It is not bad per se but I did feel it drag on and it just didn't have the same feel that I expected from them. This is an old album, maybe their music evolved as time went on. I am giving this a 2.
1991 RHCP have made one good album and this isn't it. The misogynistic overtone of the lyrics, and Kiedis generally being an unlikable individual make this an unrewarding listen. Musically, in places, there's a decent noise being made, if a bit over-produced, but overall it's a bit '90s teenage lad centric. Heard before ✅️ Listened this time ✅️ Revisit ❌️ Noncy★★☆☆☆ (4/10)
They do some cool things with percussion but I absolutely despise their rancid vibes
Frusciante is the Jonny Greenwood of RHCP. A good musician in the midst of mediocrity.
Totally bloated. I can’t believe they recorded Soul to Squeeze during these sessions and decided to keep it off the record for all this other boring, generic white guy funk shit. I still love Breaking the Girl and Under the Bridge. Suck My Kiss has an amazing bass line but the lyrics are pretty gross. A decent chunk of songs could be cut off the record and you’d lose nothing. I’ve said it before: Anthony Kedis is so lucky he met Flea. But even the immaculate bass playing can’t save almost every song from turning into a snooze fest.
Maybe I don't like these guys as much as I thought I did. Californication, Scar Tissue, Can't Stop, Under the Bridge all fantastic songs, but that album came off as annoying if anything. The 6 minute sex song was not necessary. Under the Bridge is still great though.
I would assume that this was a hip-hop album cover were I a fool, though I fortunately know that Red Hot Chili Peppers are a rock band. Alternative I'm assuming, though I've never willingly listened to a single song of theirs. There's a decent chance I could like this, though that hour-ten runtime is giving me some bad juju. You never go for the hour-tenner. Some pretty interesting genres on this one. I guess I wasn't too far off in my hip-hop appraisal, and "funk rock"/"funk metal" are genres I can confidently say I've never heard of before. I'll just rip off the Band-Aid. This thing is way, way too long. Both in general runtime and individual track length. "Funky Monks" came as a particular surprise, as I checked my YouTube Music thinking I had accidentally repeated it only to realise that I still had a minute left of song to get through. The rocking atmosphere makes for an above-average listen, though much of this music winds up sounding the same - especially during the second half. I normally don't care for lyrics so long as the music is good, though I many of these lyrics also had me rolling my eyes. "Breaking the Girl" is a good tune. The vocals are pretty alright, and the acoustic guitar goes a long way in creating a vast, engaging atmosphere. "The Righteous & the Wicked" has a pretty sweet, silky smooth guitar riff in the middle of the track. The vocal style of "Give It Away" is interesting. I've heard that chorus emanating throughout other songs. Oh, hey. "Under The Bridge". I've heard this song a good number of times before - it used to be in me pappy's driving playlist. Good song. The way that the guitars transition and segue into one another is pretty great, and Kiedis' vocals mellow out into something much more palatable. The transition near the end of the song drives the piece to a solid finish, and I enjoy how his the vocals ride alongside the carefree instrumental. Book time. Genre-blending. Sold very well. Hmm. I'm checking Wikipedia. Stylistic shift for the band. Critical slam dunk. Credited with starting the alternative rock boom of the 90s. Okay, this album has definitely earned it's stripes. I cosign this inclusion.
I don’t love this album, but I don’t hate it. I’ll admit, it’s probably mostly because the singles are played out and everyone’s parents say this is the greatest thing to happen to music since the Beatles, but it’s ok.
That was mean of them to put two RHCP albums in a row. I disliked this album less than I disliked Californication, but I still disliked this album. If the other one is a low 2 star (2.1), this is a mid 2 star (2.6).
Why is it soooo loooong. There’s a couple of songs I enjoyed due to nostalgia, but the rest was a chore to get through. Tbh I feel like I would like this album more if it was instrumentals only
This is a very cohesive album both in style and title. It holds 2 of their better known songs "Give it Away" and "Under the Bridge". This album was okay. It just didn't spark joy.
Musically, this is excellent. Lyrically, it’s poor. It’s also far too long.
Edgelord fedora ahh album
A couple decent tracks, but this is a slog to get through.
My immediate response was to groan when I saw the band. But I did like them when I was younger and so I wanted to try and listen without finding them a bit lame/ annoying. The funk sound was a bit grating for me. I still love californication though.
A boring album that took effort to get through. They only have one sound and it gets old.
Really quite boring. That one track that was a hit stands out.
Some albums just stand the test of time, exposing new layers and depths when you listen at different stages of your own life. Fine wine classics. This is not one of them.
I have pretty much always disliked RHCP and I am sorry to say this album hasn't changed that. There was some good instrumentals here and there but even the best songs have the annoying singer. Whaddayagonnado?
Blood Sugar Sex Magik might have been groundbreaking at the time, but listening now it feels very dated. The mix of funk grooves, rap-style vocals, and rock riffs locks it firmly into the early 90s, and not always in a flattering way. Tracks like “Give It Away” and “Suck My Kiss” still have plenty of energy, but the juvenile lyrics and over-the-top delivery make them harder to take seriously today. There are a few moments that hold up better, like “Under the Bridge,” which shows a more vulnerable side of the band, but much of the album leans into a style that has not aged gracefully. The production is crisp, the musicianship is tight, yet the overall vibe feels stuck in its era. What once sounded fresh and rebellious now mostly comes across as a relic of its time.
Honourable mention for the album’s ability to instantly make everything a bit sleazier
I have never been a fan of the Red Hot Chili Peppers so I hadn't listened to any songs not played on the radio. My first impression was a jamming bass line an there's way more funk than I thought there would be. The music videos were more psychedelic than expected. I am definitely stupider after listening to "Apache Rose Peacock".
Solid, but I was never the biggest RHCP fan.
Under the bridge is the only thing that saves this album. Something about RHCP I just cannot do.
I do jot like the Chili Peppers
𝘉𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘚𝘶𝘨𝘢𝘳 𝘚𝘦𝘹 𝘔𝘢𝘨𝘪𝘬 showcases a band playing tightly together, and tracks like 𝘎𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘐𝘵 𝘈𝘸𝘢𝘺 and especially 𝘜𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘉𝘳𝘪𝘥𝘨𝘦 prove they could write genuine classics. But at over 70 minutes it drags, bloated by the urge to fill an entire CD. The real weak link is Anthony Kiedis, whose nasal, often grating delivery quickly wears thin. In the alternative landscape of 1991, there were far stronger albums to spend that time on.
Gives me anxiety. 2 for Under the Bridge
Ehh
I liked "Breaking the girl" and "Under the Bridge", but most of the other songs didn't work for me.
Yikes. “Under the Bridge” is a classic, but most of the rest are forgettable, obnoxious bro rock (well I guess you have to give them credit for helping to invent that category).
I liked how upbeat it was halfway through the album. The drums and bass were good, in fact, the whole rhythm section was good and the guitar gave me hints of metal riffs at times, however, I felt like their were just reheating nachos halfway through the album and I got bored of it. The vocals, which are very important to me, weren’t giving me any or any sort of emotion, so I stopped listening halfway through, but I know people love the red hot chili peppers, so I MIGHT come back later once I’ve listened to more albums.
One decent song that has been overplayed.
This was okay. RHCP are decent enough band but I’ve never really thought they made great albums. They have some good hits but I don’t think they have enough depth to fill an album with truly great songs. It’s very true for this because this album is way too long and full of stuff that just isn’t that great. It’s carried heavily by its instrumentation (I adore Frusciante’s playing and Flea is one of the funkiest bass players around), Keidis just isn’t that great. Under the Bridge is a great song and probably put this album higher than it should be.
"A little boy came along name of Louis Armstrong Said that girl who left me silly she liked the looks of me and my willy"
Funky bass lines. Listened to it a few times while at work. Honestly didn't think much of it. It reminds me of what I think Mom's vibes were when she was all sun-bleached in California. Like a super cool teenager. Definitely not my favorite of the Chili Peppers. I think I like their later stuff better.
It’s a Red Hot Chili Peppers album.
I remember how big of a deal this album was when it was released, but it's really a mixed bag. Most of the songs have goofy lyrics rapped over repetitive funk grooves. But the album does have its surprises, such as the lovely "I Could Have Lied", a standout moment in an otherwise underwhelming group of songs.
It's got the two Red Hot Chili Peppers hits I like (Give It Away and Under the Bridge) on it, so I guess this is my favourite of their albums, if only by default. Ultimately though, they're just not a band I enjoy listening to for more than a couple of songs, let alone for over an hour. By the time Anthony Kiedis started going on about the demons in his semen, I'd mentally checked out.
Tis okay
peak incelcore music
I am familiar with some of their newer songs. I am familiar with Give It Away and Under the Bridge. This is my kind of music I will listen to the rest of their discography at some point. For some reason, this particular album took me awhile to get through. Not sure if it was because of what else was going on or if I was just bored. It could also be because I’m more familiar with their later albums. But I made it through. There were really no standout songs for me on this album.
Hasn’t aged well and the crass sexual innuendo even worse. Quieter songs are OK. Can’t get past the awful lyrics though.
Torn on this one. Minus anthony kiedis they’re a really talented band but it’s hard to enjoy much else because fuck anthony kiedis. They have a good sound overall, but it’s a very one note album. Under the bridge is sweet, some of the other tracks get old fast. Lyrics aged horribly. Did I say fuck anthony kiedis?
"Under The Bridge" is excellent, but the rest of the album sounds like a teenage funk band playing the third concert.
I liked Under The Bridge but it's a long slog to get to it and a long slog left after it has finished..
I know this is considered one of their essential albums, but it's honestly probably my least favorite of theirs
As sleazy as Aerosmith but with none of the fun. Under the Bridge is a great song. The rest are hard to listen to, knowing that the lead singer likes underage girls.
Niet mijn vibe, iets te mannelijk
ok in small doses. 2
I’m not a fan of the Chili Peppers in general to start and I found this album underwhelming.
red hot chili peppers
This album's fine, but not much more. It's also far too long for something as mediocre as it is. If the first half were dropped, I think this could be 3, maybe 4 stars.
4/10 A load of relentless Meh, punctuated by the awesome Under the Bridge. Rest of it is too long and boring
Me in 1991: "Can't wait for the RHCP show!" Me in 2025: "JFC this album won't end." These guys have been at it a million years and are good at what they do (well, Kiedis is debatable), but what they do grates on my nerves. "Give It Away" doesn't bother me as much as the rest, so that's something, I guess.
Five stars for Flea, John Frusciante, and Chad Smith. Unfortunately, when you mix manure and ice cream, it doesn't really affect the manure but it does affect the ice cream. On the not so bright side, not sure why this was 2.5 times as long as classic Van Halen album.
I find them boring and repetitive
I’m kinda done w it sorry I gotta catch up not for me
This album is kind of whiplashy, the funk rock then the non-funk rock. A few take aways: Mike Patton > Anthony Keidis Hearing him sing these funky songs is like listening to Bradley Nowell doing patois. He should stick to the slow bangers. But always “magik” was spelt correctly Feel bad for Flea, slaps and then take the back seat. Shows the musical range of John Frusciante.
No. Look, Frusciante and Flea sure know their stuff but Kiedis' rapping quickly turns this thing into a real slog to get through. It's not even on every song but if I have to sit through even half of it on a 73 minute album, it's too much. I like Breaking the Girl and some of jamming, that's about it.
Honestly, not my kind of music. It was definitely funky, and 'Under the Bridge' was my favourite, but it was my favourite of a bad bunch... I probably won't even listen to that again! This album has been my first major flop during my journey of 1001 albums! :(
Apart from the well known songs nothing to commend this and I’m not even sure about those
Remember loving this one when I was a kid, thank god I grew out of it. Anthony Kiedis, in addition to being a creepy, douchey pedophile by his own admission, is just really fuckin annoying. He pretty much ruins the very good instrumentals with his shitty lyrics ("cock my brain to shoot my load") and aggravating vocal style on a ton of these songs. Suck my Kiss sucks, and is even grosser with the knowledge that he's a sex pest. A Greatest hits RHCP would be an ok listen, and I remember liking Californication more, but they basically parody themselves on so much of this, and it's way too long, didnt know if it would ever end
Flea gets the stars. Otherwise, it is a shit bucket.
Mega-talented but ultimately unrealized, the Chili Peppers are all over the place but posses very little range. I'd normally enjoy an effective amalgam of genres, in this case funk, hip-hop, punk, and grunge, but this doesn't blend as much as it fails to make up its mind. That's probably why it's so long: at 73 minutes, Blood Sugar Sex Magik either meanders or lingers on the cheesiest aspect of a particular genre. Here's corny hip-hop lyricism: 'My lily-white ass is tickled pink / When I listen to the music that makes me think.' And here's tacky rock lyricism: 'My face will never show / What is not real.' It's tediously disappointing b/c there's a whole lotta talent behind the schmaltz and stupidity. +, Mos Def's 'Brooklyn' > 'Under the Bridge.'
5/10 Highlights: Under the Bridge Give it Away
Good god, indeed. Hvordan var dette noen gang populært? Sutrete, treg klimprerock med blikkboks-lyd. Eneste pluss: Under the bridge er fortsatt en veldig god låt.
Not my favorite band, but definitely a recognizable sound
Some great songs amongst a lot of meh
Not only did you make me listen to RHCP, you made me listen to 70+ minutes of RHCP…
As an Australian bass player I feel I should like this. And yes, bass playing is great. But songs are shite, Keidas super annoying and RHCP over exposed. I can't handle more than 9 minutes of this. Nick Cave was right.
Favorites: Blood Sugar Sex Magik, Under the Bridge I always learn something new about myself when I do big review projects like these, and this time around I've learned that I do not like Red Hot Chili Peppers. At all. Too bloated for me.
2/5 only one good song others are meh
Holy shit I struggled to get through this album. I have a love hate relationship with the Peppers, they have some truly great songs but the rest of their catalog I just don't enjoy. When I was younger I vibed a lot more with that chaotic off the wall rap/rock style, but the older I get the more it hate it. It has a crack-head energy that just feels like drivel. If this album didn't have Under the Bridge on it (great song, overplayed though) it would get 1 star from me. Also, this album is wayyyy too long. I listened to it driving through rural boring Idaho on my way to Bozeman and it made that 1.25 hrs of the drive feel like 2. Standouts: Under the Bridge, Suck my Kiss (I hate it but also kinda love it?) Rating: 1.8/5
2.5
Don't like the funk, don't like the rapping. Still, I do like a few songs. 2 stars