Reviews (page 7 of 7)
I'm glad that at the time of release there was no stream available! Who knows - the album probably would not only use the full capcity of a CD but the full capacity of a server?! It constantly varies between something that I mostly would describe as noise and something that could become music and back to noise. Simply not my jam! 1,5
Feels like a gimmick album to me. Not really a fan.
This shit sounds like the soundtrack to a mediocre Playstation racing game from 1995
Bad
Electronica album. Eclectic. Would not recommend without drugs or hallucinogens.
Too long, too repetitive. You have the whole world of electronic music production at your fingertips and this is what you make? Such a waste.
This was terrible
This was totally new for me - didn't really leave me feeling anything. Wouldn't return, but it was fine in the background.
Industrial/Techno is not my thing.
Much worse than the Beatles.
Just no.
Big no, I'm usually more tolerant to different things but I couldn't listen to this album it made my head hurt. Bad
I'm thankful for this list for showing me all the different flavors of annoying you can get from british electronic music
That's one of the most boring things I've ever listen... hell of a way to end the year, huh?
I don’t think I needed to listen to this.
Ah yes I yearn for the days when in I played the colander, Glynn on the spoons, Brian on a bit of corrugated roofing and Gwyneth on vocals. How great we sounded or so I thought. This album reminds me of those days and I wonder if only we had persevered then maybe we might have produced an album worthy of an entry on the 1001 albums you must hear before death. But we didn’t and this lot of wannabes (The Sabres of Paradise - really???) stole out rightful place. If only they had come to me for some musical advice and guidance. Their loss and sadly because of this crock of excrement also anybody else misguided to listen. It’s Christmas Eve and I really did want to show some Christmas goodwill but this album brings out the Scrooge bah humbug in me. I wonder if tonight I will be visited by the musical spirits -Music (Selling England By The Pound) past, Music (Songs Of A Lost World) present, Music (Next album by Steven Wilson) future then tomorrow on Christmas morn I shall rejoice at that days 1001 choice. 1/5 24/12/24
Not for me
Without value.
Now was this boring or WHAT. This sounded like a backtrack that was given to someone who’d never heard music before or something and just kept going for ever. BORING and gave nothing.
Don’t love a lot of instrumental music, but this was so annoying to get through chapel street market at 9AM made me feel like I was on a 7 minute torturous loop
Toilet beats
Day341 - i fully expected to hate this album and boy did i ever
Groupe/artiste inconnu. Répétitions sans intérêt, je ne suis pas allé au bout. =>1/5
Not a fan of this. Really simple and boring, and a lot of the patches sounded annoying with the amount of comb filtering or resonance added. I can't even imagine people really dancing to this.
Super boring 1/5
Ok. I have never heard of a concept album for techno. I always thought techno was all conceptual. Who knew?
Nope
This sounded like computer game menu music. I did not enjoy it very much but it was not unlistenable.
More video game music
Honestly could not distinguish any of the songs from one another
In Friends, there is a scene where Ross performs a 'song' in Central Perk on his keyboard and I honestly think that would fit more on here than this shit. 0.0
There were some interesting bits, but every track was way way too long, most of the time wasn’t even sure when a track started or stopped.
Someone was taking the piss with this one, right? Firstly in making the thing cause it sounds like someone discovered a drum machine and just made a record using all the sounds it makes. And secondly for putting this album on this list. Piss being taken left, right and centre.
Ay no por qué me hacen escuchar esto
Another electronica album that despite some inkling of variety still bores the shit out of me. I am 420 albums in and have heard 36 electronica albums vs 18 country albums… something is very biased about this list. I hope in the future there is some Pantha du Prince ion here instead of more of this terrible rave electronica.
Couldn't get through this
I couldn't even with this album. It put me to mind of this toy I got for my partner a few years ago--the Orba 2, which you could play with to make little electronic songs/loops/beats and use as a MIDI controller. My partner made more coherent and interesting songs in the 10-15 minutes playing with it than I found on this album. I don't even know how they got Portishead involved--I had high hopes for that, but they were cruelly dashed upon the shores of this \"album.\" It's the sonic equivalent of a page of a middle schooler's notebook filled with doodles.
horrid.
shite
Just noise…not very musical
not a fan. good for focusing and playing as background music for repetitive tasks.
Terrible. Monotonous
Life is too short. DNF
Te trippy
Heyrið, þetta er leiðinlegt. Hér er eiginlega ekkert nema samansafn umhverfishljóða. Wilmot og Chapel Stree Market 9 am eru skást, en eru ekki 7-8 mínútur af þeim of mikið líka?
Some tunes would be nice
The title is by far the best thing about this tedious techno album. The tracks don’t build or develop at all and it’s just so painfully long at nearly 80 minutes. At its best it sounds like music for a PS2 spy game, and at its worst it doesn’t even register as intentional sound, let alone music
this feels like taking drugs inside the brain of your grandma.
This is #day63 of my #1001albumsyoumusthearbeforeyoudie challenge, and... how about a shload of bleep-blah-bloo techno? When I give an album the lowest score, I have two reasons in mind: 1) I'm convinced that this album should have never made it to the list because of little to no historical, esthetic, or other value in it (there could be other grounds for that as well), and 2) The music itself doesn't strike a cord in me. Haunted Dancehall is a case in point of both. The good news is that one track was blocked on Spotify, so I didn't have to sit through the whole thing. But anyway, that was arduous. It's been the third album this week scoring a 1 out of 5 from me, and it's only Friday. Looking forward to #day64.
Excuse me sir, but I think I'm in the wrong challenge? I was supposed to do that 1001 Albums You Must Hear Before You Die experience but I think I'm doing the 1001 Albums That Are a Chore to Go Through instead.
Seriously? What the hell is this?
This is one of the worst album I've ever heard, and considering the shit we've been through with this list, it's really saying something!
Terrible!
XD LMFAO EVEN XD PASS NNN
What a load of piss. This is as bad as it gets.
Leider habe ich abgebrochen. Es war mir zu nervig das Geräuschkulissengeklimper . Tut mir leid
This never went anywhere.
This Alternative band was not slapping for me. Hate that there’s no singing. I like some of the beats though Cool that it’s experimental techno. <<planet D, ballad of Nicky McGuire
Talentless Dance music posing as art. 1/5
I can only speculate about what drugs makes this sound good. Definitely none of the ones I'm taking!
This was less "Haunted Dancehall", and more "My Car Broke Down" or "Bad Night at Taco Bell". ZERO stars.
Suckage.
Game over music for a forgotten bad videogame.
I was so intrigued by the title of this album. Imagine my disappointment to find out it’s yet another bland, uninspired electronic album. The only thing worth listening to on here is the song “Theme” because it reminds me of Oceans 11 or Catch Me If You Can.
wHaT!?!?!?!
Nothing to really dislike but then it's not at all groundbreaking or innovative. It's just pretty average tunes from the 90s. No way should this be on the chart.
Terrible.
oh my god Bubble and Slide II is so boring. This is true shit 90's electronic.
The first song sounded like a wonky toilet, and the second song sounded like they were saying rat terrier. This was terrible.
Unlistenable.
When you're making repetitive generic shit, it's easy to make a lot of it.
Not in my edition of the book! 1994. 1 star. Tedious Brit electro music that wants to be Vangelis when it grows up. No-one needs multiple meandering tracks >5 minutes long. Why is this even on the list?
Repetitive noises. Same riff for SO long. Zero enjoyment attained.
didnt listen
Album 477 of 1001 The Sabres Of Paradise - Haunted Dancehall Rating : 1 / 5 Electronica. No, thanks. This is just bad background sounds, in my opinion.
Is this what people listen to when high on drugs? I couldn’t get into it, it was just noise! Not for me.
i struggle to give this album a 1 because there were bits and pieces that i enjoyed or were cool. unfortunately it was about 3 minutes of that in a 70 minute album. the rest was just uninspired, boring slop. such a shame that the album title is the best thing about this
reproducí una canción y fue suficiente para sacar el álbum, la vida es muy corta para malgastarla en mala música así un librito me diga que hay que escucharlo antes de morir.
Yuck, no bueno.
Why is this album on this list? I don't get it... there are many more electronic records to choose from that belong here, even from 1994, and you chose this? Not worth listening.
Hey, why don’t you queue up another shitty British electronic album that no one listened to when it was released and deserves to be shot into space and lost for eternity. This dreck, just like this list, is garbage.
The sounds aren't even interesting; and that's literally all it is - a collection of sounds.
WHY DO I HAVE TO LISTEN TO THIS
Couldn’t finish. Nauseating and made my tummy hurt it sucked
OMG - I can't believe someone was able to f*ck up EDM! This just drones.. tried real hard to listen through it start to end... nothing memorable
Absolutely not
Torture, could not go trough
poo
Trash
What a terrible waste of time. Why are the worst albums the longest?
Too experimental. 1/5
Apparently BBC Radio 1 had at one point said that "Haunted Dancehall" was the song they were going to play when the news broke that the Queen died. This is about the only interesting thing about this album. They did not play the song when she died. Kudos to them naming the album though, this is exactly what I imagine would be playing at an actual haunted dancehall. Favorite song: Haunted Dancehall 5/4/24
I hated this.
more like an album you must die before you listen to
I remember giving this a listen when it came out , and taped around three of the tracks (!) , returned the LP the next day . listening to it now, it's of its time, bit too long.
What junk. Losing faith with the list this week. 2 unlistenable
ZERO. GTFO WITH THIS TRASH.
What exactly is the purpose of this album?
Why is this on here?
No chance I was listening to this shit a second time
Nope
You know what I love? Deeply intricate electronic music. Especially that of which there is clear evidence that love and care was put into it. Long songs are common in the genre. And the best ones often warrant that length. But you know what I hate? Electronic music that just acts as mindless slop. It’s already a genre that receives enough criticism as is because people believe it genuinely lacks no substance. Show them this album and their brains might just explode. I need to sit down and have a chat with the author of this book. Because where does he find these dumpster fires? If someone recommended that he include this, they need to be slapped upside the head. This is just simply the most painstaking, boring and bland “IDM” I’ve ever heard. Fuck that genre label by the way. If you are trying to convince me this is “more intelligent” than other, better, dance music, you are an idiot. If the best song on your electronic record is a Portishead remix, and even that is still lackluster at best, you’ve got a big problem. My biggest issue is that nearly all of these songs long overstay their welcome. Even the slightly more interesting ones are still too long. The first four songs are barely even music. More just like noises. You can’t put reverb and delay on everything and call it a day. And then everything after that is just painfully boring. At least those songs tried something interesting, even if it still sucked. This just wants to be Kraftwerk so badly. And it fails miserably at even getting close to their level. Don’t listen to this. It’s utterly pointless. Rating: 2/10
Look. My criteria for my album ratings is somewhat complex. I'm not going to explain the whole thing right now, but I have something to say. My criteria for giving an album a 1/5 is that if I am upset that I listened to a given album, that album gets a 1/5. I don't mean that in a "This album is sad" kind of way, I mean that in a "This project would be better without this album" kind of way. It is the simplest rating criteria that I have. I am upset that I listened to this album. How can you have so many albums from 1994 on this list (This is my 9th!) with some of them being worthless, culturally insignificant trash like this, and yet the Weezer blue album is nowhere to be seen?! WHY?! That album is awesome! This? I hate it. The sound itself is fine, I guess, but it leaves no lasting impact on me. There are some great instrumental albums out there with enough impact to warrant an inclusion on this list. This is not one of them. I've probably written reviews for this site that are longer than the wikipedia articles for this album and its band combined before! But you wanna know the biggest issue with this album. It does not fucking end. It lasts for 76 whole minutes, with there being multiple songs that go for 8 minutes each! On top of that, the songs are kind of repetitive. I'm pissed off. I genuinely question what logic there was behind this album being included. Wikipedia says that this was the first techno concept album. First of all, I don't believe that for one second. There had to have been something before this. Second of all, what is the concept for this album? Being shit? If so, good job "Sabres of Paradise," you succeeded! Now get out of my sight. 1/5.
Supposedly this was the first techno concept album. What is the concept, might I ask? Boredom in space? Or boredom inside a sweaty nightclub during a rave?
fuck off
1. bubble and zlide - 0 2. zlide 2 - 0 3. duke - 0 4. flight path - 0 5. planet d - 1 6. touu truck - 0 7. theme - 0 8. theme 4 - 0 9. planet d - 0 10. maguire - 1 11. jacob ztreet - 0 12 chapel ztreet - 0 13. haunted dancehall - 1
wilmot is kinda nice, the whole album kinda noise
The description says that this was a wildly popular techno band in the UK, and I am not going to believe that at all. Overall, it seemed like a clownish and amateur effort that yielded a truly painful to hear album. Really a disappointment to me.
Really awful
I absolutely did not need to hear this before I die. They cleverly started with two songs so bad that the rest of the album seemed like a big improvement, and therefore perhaps worthy of more than a single star. But it was all terrible, the opening tracks just impressively reaching another level of shit. It was background music at best, though I'm not sure what for. I could maybe imagine it being played in the background during a Worms game, which is actually quite a compliment, but it should have no place on this list. ⭐️
Sounds very robotic, which isn't a good thing. Every track does nothing new or exciting after the first 20 seconds, which get boring real quick, especially on an 8 minute track. They got the first word of this album right. The album will be haunting my dreams tonight, and possibly the next week. Another hour of my life wasted listening to rubbish music
This is not why I signed up for the album generator.
Repetitive noise with an ok beat.
This is less an album, more a test of patience. Wilmot (despite being too long) is the best track; not sure how much of the rest was needed. 0.4 stars for Wilmot.
Random noise the album. I don't understand how you could justify the inclusion of this album on the list. Highlights: Theme
Come on now, is there really justification for this to be on this list? Even if electronica was my favourite genre of music, I cannot imagine that this is a particularly good example of it? Suppose I didn't hate it, and it was pretty chilled, but I don't think I can give it anything but 1. Too many weird strange noise effects
This is the kind of album that makes you question the judgement of the makers of this list. Absolutely terrible. I can’t imagine that the 47th best album of 1994 is essential listening, even with how stacked 1994 is for great releases. There is the beginnings of something here, but none of the tracks go anywhere. It’s just a loop of sounds on every track. Who knows how they decided each track should be.
I have no clue who this is for, I can only think people on the brink of ODing from LSD would enjoy this. I've made the joke that this sounds like someone smashing their face into a cassio keyboard while all the settings are cycling, but this really does sound like that, it's shit I don't understand why it's here and people who like it scare me.
When I first heard about 1,001 albums to hear before you die I thought, man over 1,000 albums seems like a lot but I bet there is still a ton of great music that will be left out, especially considering new music is made every year that would end up displacing other albums on the list. After listening to Haunted Dancehall, it appears to me that maybe the number of truly revered albums throughout history is smaller than I thought. I was flabbergasted listening to track after track of this wondering who would possibly think this is worth recommendation. I know people say things like this all the time and after often overstating their own abilities, but I could legitimately make the songs from this album myself with little effort if I had the right equipment. This honestly sounds like it was made on a 13 year olds iMac using the garage band app with its preprogrammed sounds solely for their StarCraft Twitch stream. I cannot fathom any other setting that this Music would be suitable for. Not for waiting rooms or elevators. Certainly not for parties or listening on your commute. This barely goes above the threshold for corporate phone line hold music. In fact I think I’d prefer to hear the Cisco hold jingle on repeat for the length of this album before listening to it again. I considered rating this 2 stars because if this is truly a recommendation of an album I have to hear before I die then somehow there might possibly be something worse out there, but ultimately there is no way this deserves anything but the lowest mark. I hope future album recommendations do not sink this low or it’s going to be very difficult to get through these on a daily basis.
The Sabres of Paradise - Haunted Dancehall Ambient, electronic music. Could be the score to any late 90s or early 2000s generic action flick. Once again not sure why this is one of the 1001 albums I need to hear before I die. 1/5
Mr. Krabs did it better
Not surprised I don’t like yet another British electronic album that I’ve never heard of. Seriously, if going to a number as high as 1001 means I have to listen to this before I die, maybe shorten the list by however many British techno albums you were planning on including. Or at least give me some Aphex Twin (I know he’s Welsh) or Four Tet. For fucksake
Los sonidos de lugares, situaciones o cosas, de todos modos podrían ser más útiles
Blind album and artist. Big snooze fest in my mind and I do not see how this is special. Tech os first concept album? What's the concept??
By the time it got to the 7th track, I knew I wouldn’t endure it for its 1 hour 16 minutes length. Not totally bad but over stated and quite forgettable. Minus 1 star for being too long
People music! I like it
Clown music
Why is this on the list? I enjoy ambient but this is not worthy
Dogshit
The inclusion of this album makes me not feel bad for not contributing monetarily to this project.
meh
Did not like this at All… grated on my nerves and created anxiety
Not for my tastes. Also, the over compressed, digital samples are just grating on the ears...
One and a quarter hours of almost nothing. A near nonentity of a record. Rating: 1.5/5 Playlist track: Wilmot Date listened: 07/01/24
I'm sorry, this is just noise. The very few moments where something grabs your attention are massively outweighed by the rubbish. Like I've said before, if I want instrumental stuff, give me euphoric trance, or something that makes me feel something. This is neither of those things.
I could go through life without listening to this and be just fine. It suffers the problem of a lot of electronica. Slow to start and oppressively repetitive.
I find that half the time, an electronic album is amazing, one of the best I’ve ever heard, and the other half, you get the worst thing you’ve ever heard. This is one of the latter. So hard to put myself through. Didn’t even listen to the last song. Giving it a 2/10, just because there were some songs where I couldn’t help but tap along. I didn’t enjoy this at all. 2/10 Top 1: 1. Wilmot
I was so excited when it ended
Bad
Not for me, thanks.
It got a bunch of 1s for a reason
2/10 generally like experimental-ish music but this mostly sounded like it should have a voice interrupting every five minutes saying "Please continue to stay on the line. We thank you for your patience."
Totally uninspiring
What sh@t is this? Not music, just sounds and crap ones!
bonne grosse daube. ça ne devrait même pas être dans les 1000001 album generator
Wine bar / design studio music.
Ugggh really? Electronic gibberish on Halloween?? That sucks. This sucks. Although I will say, this is a striking album cover! I do like it quite a lot. It had me geared up in antici pation, for some Rocky Horror like good times spooky tunes. Quite a letdown on what it actually holds inside. I'm going back to my friend's haunted halloween playlist which kicks way more ass than this. It's Def.Con.One... Big Mac, fries to go... Big mac, fries to go... Get me Big Mac, fries to go... Get me Big mac, get me fries to go!
Bad orbital...
I thought this would be spooky but it wasn't
Four bar repeats of basic riffs. Art has to be something I can't do. Anyone can do this. Set the drum machine to 4/4 choose a BPM and write a short bass line. Make some sounds over it. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat. Utter rubbish.
Not good
I think I spend the whole album wondering how much more of this I had to endure, sounds like someone gave a kid a keyboard to play around with
Nah, not my thing in the slightest
What a load of noise
My ears hurt.
This album belongs on another list called 1 album that sucks ass
boring noises.
Hated every second of this. All 4609 of them.
Horrible album made worse by the fact that it’s nearly an hour and a fucking half.
No.
I’ve never heard of Sabres Of Paradise before, but that seems like a strong band name! I can easily imagine power/glam metal bands being called this, so I sit here hopefully. Apple Music silly lists it as “alternative” so it’s hard to know how this will sound. Songs I already knew: none Favourites: none I’ve never been quite so let down by an album before. This was abysmal. I can’t fathom how anybody could ever see this as an essential album. I’d earnestly love to sit with someone who loves this, and just hear why that is. It sounds like the soundtrack to a bad detective game with no funding behind it. I truly cannot see any appeal to this. Even when I don’t like an album, I can usually at least try to understand any appeal others might see, but I’m at a loss here.
This album sucks. It’s glorified background music.
I tried. I even gave it the benefit of the doubt because I liked the second track, but the rest just wasn’t good. DNF and I don’t plan too.
Man, this sucked. I'm normally a fan of electronic music but on a lot of these tracks it felt like they were pressing random buttons on a soundboard. Almost felt comical at times. I could probably name 1001 electronic albums better than this one.
Fucking awful
Really dull with not a lot of substance - sorry.
1.5/5. Not sure I would say this is music. Sounds more like random sounds to me. I was kind of into the last song though.
Whaaaat is this
I ALREADY RATED THIS YOU IDIOTS
Complicated noise without the redeeming values of melody or harmony. There was so much more happening in ‘94!
If there's a genre that is way overrepresented in this, it is electronica. And this album is all the worst stereotypes about the genre imaginable. I've remarked on other albums in here that sound like an album of beats, but this is the final boss of those. It doesn't even feel like there was an attempt to make this music. The funny part is that there are some alright parts towards the end, but the beginning of the album pissed me off so much that it's getting a 1 anyway. On the bright side, the reviews are absolutely hilarious. Great job, team.
This right after Throbbing Gristle feels like penance for getting Wish You Were Here the day prior. This was better than Throbbing Gristle, but not enough to get a 2 star.
Don’t like industrial early tecnno.
If the idea was to make the 1001 list eclectic and varied, I can think of a thousand better options than this rubbish.
The most unimportant album I have ever listened to.
Abscheulich
whyyyyyyy???
Elevator music
One of the few albums that I instantly knew wouldn’t be good. Was waiting for done lyrics to give this album a purpose and it never arrived. This is an electronic document that is incredibly lame and annoying. Huge pass. 1.7/10
Again... why was this EVER added to this list. This is not inspired (if not equally unlistenable) as something by Schoenberg.
BS
Absolute garbage.
I don't like this music.
Does it sound like mid 90s dub? Yes. Is it 30 minutes too long? Yes. Will I ever listen to this again? No It's a time capsule for a sound, and it's a prime example of why it didn't take. Even stoned this album would annoy me.
While I'm sure this band had lots of fun making this, but it was not fun to listen to. Unfortunately this was just repetitive noises for me
This album would be the same experience with my speakers muted or not.
The best part about this album is that you only have to listen to the first 20 seconds of each song and you’ll know what the rest of the album sounds like. Incredible!
I'm not high enough for this.
Yup, trash.
Wat een draak van een plaat
Blegh
Andy Weatherall made some amazing music in his life. Unfortunately this does not include Haunted Dancehall by The Sabres of Paradise. This sounds like a 90s record shop, ambient-ish dub-ish. Nothing really happens, no atmosphere is created. Indulgent.
You know, they say you never forget your first. Firsts are something to be cherished, held dear to the heart, and looked back fondly upon. Your first kiss, your first house, your first cousin; all of these tend to be looked at with some fondness and elicit a feeling of warmth and happiness. This album is my first. I woke up this morning and felt compelled, nay, I felt destined, to listen to this album on this sordid New England morning. I can whole-heartedly say that this album is garbage. I've heard electronica be described as "transformers having sex", but I know for a fact that bumblebee laying his exhaust pipe in arcee's lil muffler sounds way better than this (prolly more to the tune of harder, better, faster, stronger). This sounds like a guy tripped on a sheet of aluminum siding and thought the sound his head made against the pavement paired well with the siding hitting the open manhole he narrowly avoided as he was having maybe the worst molly trip ever. They say you never forget your first and I think I'll remember that I gave a one star review, but please, if there is any justice in this world, let me forget this album.
I have looked into the crystal ball… I see many 1’s in your future… Makes Ian Dury sound like f***** Mozart
God damn this was terrible
This was atrocious, I couldn't finish.
lol convinced that whoever chose these records fucking HATES electronic music, so they picked the worst shit they could find, like this lazy nonsense
Electronica is not my sound, this was worse than normal.
Just not good at all. 2/10
okay, I guess?
It demands too much presence to be "ambient", while the songs find one progression they like and continue to beat it into the ground for six, sometimes seven whole minutes. I like a lot of electronica, but it's the first record I've received in a while where I was pretty desperate to stop listening to it.
boring experimental electronic noise
It is techno music or a precursor to EDM. Unnecessary to have an entire album of this music. EDM can be tolerable but I don't need nearly 80 minutes of it. This is somewhere between a 1 and a 2. I did not hate it, but I did skip through most of the songs. Some of the songs were tolerable but not as an entire album. I will round down.
This started off sounding like high schools messing around, but it ended sounding like pretentious high schoolers messing around.
It's just a bunch of noise, I didn't even finish the album, it's a no from me
I’ve never heard of this band or this album, but I do like 2000s indie rock. It feels much more produced and loud than the indie rock I know, which is not at all a bad thing. Turns out I do one song by this band, Heads Will Roll, as a meme song (I think the meme song is a remix, which is actually much worse in my opinion than the original). The rest of the album seems to be much more in line with what I was expecting for an indie band. I did kind of like the super high energy of the first two tracks, which is a bit of a shame as the rest of the album is much more mellow. Still a very good indie album. Fav Track: Soft Shock 4/5
This electronic effects music has its moments but it's mostly strange background "music" for me...really more sounds than music. 1.5 🌟
Nope
We can stop looking now. We've found the worst album on this list.
One of the worst albums i have ever endured. Absolute shit. If i could, this would get minus stars
This electronic effects music has its moments but it's mostly strange background "music" for me...really more sounds than music. 1.5 🌟
It's like the background music for a game. Really boring to listen to and sounds like it's just repeating similar songs.
Noise.
It's barely the first song and I think I want to kill myself. Second one is even worse. Third one is slightly better but I still don't know why I'm subjecting myself to this torture. Fourth song and no. I can't do this any more. I refuse. I like some weird, abstract, noisy shit but this is just too much. This is barely a peg below Merzbow and black/death metal in unlistenability. How the hell did this make a list of "1001 album you MUST hear before you die?" If anything, this should be on "1001 albums that make you want to die immediately upon listening."
The worst album I have ever listened to all the way through, still not sure why I bothered. It was clear early on that there were no musicians involved! Not even any good as background music, unlikely to be enjoyed by anyone with ears. Just wish I could give it no star, as even one is way too generous
I really really don't dig it
Masomenos
Really bad. 1
Not the worst album I’ve had but not the best either, don’t care for techno
I really tried to enjoy this but it just isn't my cup of tea. It sounds like the music you mute during a phone game. It is surely important in the grand scheme of EDM and such but it just irritated me.
Unpleasant noises for over an hour. Don't think there's anything about the album I like.
An interesting experiment. But hey, experiments fail all the time.
Ugh, I could not get into this.
Meh
Just another "conceptual" electronic album that means nothing at all
Meh, I guess it's ok as background music, but it just sounds so generics and boring. Maybe this was interesting when computer-assisted music was less ubiquitous?
I don't get it.
How is it posible that this was created by humans ? It´s compleatly nonesense, the only interesting thing about it was the cover . 1/5
No thanks, Sabres of Paradise. If this was a footballer, it'd be Jason Puncheon.
Never heard of them before, so I googled. I read a review that likened them to Leftfield which left me disappointed further with this album as Leftfield has so much more direction and intent with their tracks, these songs seem a bit aimless, no peaks and troughs. it is actually getting less interesting the more tracks I listen to unfortunately.
I did not care for this at all.
Why? This isn't even music, it's just beats. How does this get on any list? I'm tired of this. Not interested in dance.
no
Ummmmm.....sure.
Awful noise
"Reminds me of stuff we used to make at music tech AS level" Chloe Jacob Wednesday 24 March 16.43 NOT James Cressey
Too weird
nope
This was like something we'd do in AS Music Tech. It occasionally resembled music but you would expect that from something on this list.
A couple of good ideas on there - but overall this is just someone new to garageband trying out all the features
Eksperimenterende tekno, rytmisk, hypnotiserende, stemningsfyldt
Bad