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Fri Sep 29 2023
James Brown Live At The Apollo
James Brown
Its hard not to appreciate the showmanship of James Brown however this did absolutely nothing to cure my disdain for live albums, if it were to be subtitled 80% of the text would be 'inaudible chatter' occasionally interspersed with a cacophony of felines at the wailing wall during one of the slowest half hours of my life
2
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Mon Oct 02 2023
Parsley, Sage, Rosemary And Thyme
Simon & Garfunkel
Beautiful album from start to finish and the lead single songs are absolute diamonds. Love homeward bound.
5
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Tue Oct 03 2023
Hail To the Thief
Radiohead
Another album where the lead singles are very good and listenable, it flows well but some of the songs are a bit too ploddy and slow for me. almost fell asleep during backdrifts which ironically led into one of the best songs on the album... 'go to sleep'
'There There and 'A Punch up at a wedding' brings this back up to a 3 for me
3
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Wed Oct 04 2023
Neon Bible
Arcade Fire
in the mid 2000s america stopped producing good bands and gave us two bob phantom of the opera tribute acts. at best it sounds like a haunted hipster carnival/circus
2
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Thu Oct 05 2023
Back In Black
AC/DC
Classic rock RIFFS with some grating vocals but some bangers. Camfield approved
3
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Fri Oct 06 2023
Devil Without A Cause
Kid Rock
Not worthy of comment
1
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Mon Oct 09 2023
Blackstar
David Bowie
Quite nice
3
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Tue Oct 10 2023
Harvest
Neil Young
Another plinky plinky folk album, turns out these are quite nice to listen to. Was going to give it a steady 3 but the fact that one of the songs is basically final fantasy it's upped to a 4.
4
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Wed Oct 11 2023
Pictures At An Exhibition
Emerson, Lake & Palmer
sounds like what me and my mates used to do in music in 6th form, piss about making noise on instruments. weirdly it's not truly awful and again the final fantasy factor gives it a minor improvement over the 1 it was destined for
2
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Thu Oct 12 2023
O.G. Original Gangster
Ice T
You'd never think that a man named Tracey Marrow would ever be able to get away with referring himself as the original gangster and quite frankly he doesnt. Stick to solving new york sex crimes please Icey
2
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Fri Oct 13 2023
Faith
George Michael
What a nice voice and what a nice man, I bet his nan was proud of him and hopefully was already dead by the time of the toilet incident.
4
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Mon Oct 16 2023
The Velvet Underground & Nico
The Velvet Underground
Nice mix of soothing vocals, classic rock and roll sound, pretty sounds and jingle jangle noise. i approve
3
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Tue Oct 17 2023
Californication
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Too many annoying songs, I do not like dirt.
3
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Wed Oct 18 2023
Back to Mystery City
Hanoi Rocks
This isn't the worst thing I've ever listened to, the basic drumbeat throughout is a bit of a giveaway I reckon, poor man's billy idol
3
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Thu Oct 19 2023
Clube Da Esquina
Milton Nascimento
Shite
2
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Fri Oct 20 2023
Chirping Crickets
Buddy Holly & The Crickets
You know that new sound you're looking for, listen to this
5
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Mon Oct 23 2023
Beauty And The Beat
The Go-Go's
Had never heard of it, catchy tunes, female vocals, of which I am a sucker for. Pretty nice listen
4
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Tue Oct 24 2023
Tapestry
Carole King
Nice songs, good voice but would I sit there listening to it? Probably not
3
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Wed Oct 25 2023
Nighthawks At The Diner
Tom Waits
Remember in father Ted when they stop singing my lovely horse and father jack pulls out his shotgun and blasts the guitar to smithereens. That
1
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Thu Oct 26 2023
Yoshimi Battles The Pink Robots
The Flaming Lips
not as bad as i thought it was going to be, although the opening track was the best and it got progressively worse
3
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Fri Oct 27 2023
25
Adele
Everyone knows a mouthy fat bird who can sing a bit, this one is no different
2
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Mon Oct 30 2023
Amnesiac
Radiohead
More melodic than I remember but still a bit droney
3
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Tue Oct 31 2023
What's Going On
Marvin Gaye
Man sings some songs
2
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Wed Nov 01 2023
Axis: Bold As Love
Jimi Hendrix
Spanish Castle Magic a guitar hero GOAT track, some decent guitar wankers, but a little bit boring?
3
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Thu Nov 02 2023
Veckatimest
Grizzly Bear
the only way a group of lads, who had spent hours/days slaving away in a studio, would be happy with this outcome would be if they were complete up themselves cunts
1
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Fri Nov 03 2023
Fever Ray
Fever Ray
We can't be far off Sven and Ulrika forming a Swedish electronic duo at this point. The opening track sounds like what I heard in my head as I was popping a whitey on Old Jamaica Rd after Hollie Jenkins cousin laced a joint with fuck knows what. That being said, it's not my thing so I wanted to hate it, but I didnt
3
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Mon Nov 06 2023
Head Hunters
Herbie Hancock
Don't get it
1
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Tue Nov 07 2023
Iron Maiden
Iron Maiden
I thought it was ok actually, rob is wrong
3
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Wed Nov 08 2023
Viva Hate
Morrissey
What's not to love about a hateful old man prancing around singing about a Bengali on platform shoes
4
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Thu Nov 09 2023
Tonight's The Night
Neil Young
It's just not for me
2
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Fri Nov 10 2023
Revolver
Beatles
Classic beatles, some wonderful songs interspersed with nonsense
4
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Mon Nov 13 2023
Violator
Depeche Mode
i actually liked it a lot more than i thought i was going to
4
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Tue Nov 14 2023
Ill Communication
Beastie Boys
bit weird, almost like a jazz alvum or something. but it is the beastie boys
3
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Wed Nov 15 2023
Sulk
The Associates
Pants
1
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Thu Nov 16 2023
Home Is Where The Music Is
Hugh Masekela
total arse
1
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Fri Nov 17 2023
Sheer Heart Attack
Queen
it's not bad, but i have a bit of a natural dislike for queen, imagine thinking this was cool during the time of punk
2
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Mon Nov 20 2023
Either Or
Elliott Smith
it wasn't as depressing as i thought it would be
2
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Tue Nov 21 2023
3 Feet High and Rising
De La Soul
So close to a masterpiece
4
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Wed Nov 22 2023
Truth And Soul
Fishbone
The one upside to this is it inspired me to listen to some proper ska punk
2
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Thu Nov 23 2023
Hot Buttered Soul
Isaac Hayes
enjoyed the songs, enjoyed the voice
4
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Fri Nov 24 2023
The Last Broadcast
Doves
Strange that I'd never listened to it before but I liked it
4
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Mon Nov 27 2023
The Genius Of Ray Charles
Ray Charles
i like the guy, he's alright
3
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Tue Nov 28 2023
Buena Vista Social Club
Buena Vista Social Club
Very bouyant sound, feels like I am in a wahaca restaurant ordering some pork pibil tacos.
I can just imagine that this is what Sarah and John Connor would have been listening to on the beach in Guatemala, moments before they were gunned down by yet another T-800 Terminator as depicted in the opening scene of terminator dark fate. Of course, that's if you believe this is the true continuation of T2, which is what James Cameron wants, but personally i have no issues with Terminator 3 - Rise of the Machines and thought Nick Stahl made a pretty good John Connor and he didnt die did he, he hid in the mountain.
But I Digress
4
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Wed Nov 29 2023
Murmur
R.E.M.
talk abour the passion
5
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Thu Nov 30 2023
Gentlemen
The Afghan Whigs
the music is okay but the lyrics and whiney singing is representative of a man in a hard place. we've all been there, some of us crywank whilst binge watching peep show, others release this album
2
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Fri Dec 01 2023
Rust In Peace
Megadeth
Soft spot for Dave's lads here, wasn't sure the whole album would be as good as the main singles but it's close
4
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Mon Dec 04 2023
Synchronicity
The Police
In the film Quadrophenia, Sting played 'Ace Face' who was the epitome of cool in the mod scene, however as Phil Daniels continues his downward spiral addicted to blueys he eventually comes crashing down finding out Ace Face is merely a bus boy at a hotel and is in fact a slave to the modern world earning pittance being bossed around. In a way, this is relative to Stings music as the more you listen to the Police, despite the appearance of the big hitters that he is in fact a genius, scratch beneath the surface and there is a lot of crap.
still, 3/5 as i need to save face a bit having paid £75 to go watch them at twickenham 15 years ago
3
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Tue Dec 05 2023
Since I Left You
The Avalanches
Old man hates shit electronic music
2
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Wed Dec 06 2023
Crosby, Stills & Nash
Crosby, Stills & Nash
Nice, but boring
3
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Thu Dec 07 2023
The Coral
The Coral
It's okay but has a novelty feeling all the way through
3
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Fri Dec 08 2023
Go Girl Crazy
The Dictators
sounds like the ramones if they were able to control their bpm. thing is you dont want the ramones to do that
3
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Mon Dec 11 2023
Elvis Presley
Elvis Presley
The king
4
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Tue Dec 12 2023
People's Instinctive Travels and the Paths of Rhythm
A Tribe Called Quest
Really really good. Proper old school
4
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Wed Dec 13 2023
Palo Congo
Sabu
I love the Spanishy stuff but it did sound like someone was hitting a frying pan with a spoon for most of it
2
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Thu Dec 14 2023
Manassas
Stephen Stills
its alright but a bit boring
3
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Fri Dec 15 2023
Band On The Run
Paul McCartney and Wings
want to hate mccartney because he's such a cunt but it's a good album... JET. oooohooohhhhoooohooooohoooh
4
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Mon Dec 18 2023
At Newport 1960
Muddy Waters
EZ listening
3
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Tue Dec 19 2023
The Village Green Preservation Society
The Kinks
Ray Davies is a genius
5
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Wed Dec 20 2023
Rage Against The Machine
Rage Against The Machine
Champagne communists but they know how to bang a track out
4
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Thu Dec 21 2023
London Calling
The Clash
Enough said
5
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Fri Dec 22 2023
Physical Graffiti
Led Zeppelin
its not too bad, so long and a bit dull but the music is okay
3
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Mon Dec 25 2023
Power In Numbers
Jurassic 5
Good stuff
4
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Wed Dec 27 2023
Warehouse: Songs And Stories
Hüsker Dü
bit samey but its good
3
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Thu Dec 28 2023
69 Love Songs
The Magnetic Fields
boring but it has the song from the scrubs finale
2
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Fri Dec 29 2023
The Age Of The Understatement
The Last Shadow Puppets
Listenable but don't like alex.turners boice
3
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Mon Jan 01 2024
At San Quentin
Johnny Cash
Bit rambling
3
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Tue Jan 02 2024
Coat Of Many Colors
Dolly Parton
good voice
4
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Wed Jan 03 2024
Le Tigre
Le Tigre
opening track reminded me of X-Ray Spex, not all up to taht standard but fairly decent
4
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Thu Jan 04 2024
Pearl
Janis Joplin
girl can sang, shame about the toto wolff shilling in there
4
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Fri Jan 05 2024
The Hangman's Beautiful Daughter
The Incredible String Band
go away
2
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Mon Jan 08 2024
Fleet Foxes
Fleet Foxes
Boring
2
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Tue Jan 09 2024
Nevermind
Nirvana
Iconic. I'd be a cunt to down mark it for being over produced wouldn't i
4
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Wed Jan 10 2024
Wild Wood
Paul Weller
More of a greatest hits kinda guy which is very good. This not so much
3
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Thu Jan 11 2024
John Barleycorn Must Die
Traffic
Wut
2
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Fri Jan 12 2024
Boston
Boston
I SEE MY MARIANNE WALKING AWAYYYYYYY
4
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Mon Jan 15 2024
Birth Of The Cool
Miles Davis
Couldn't hack it
2
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Tue Jan 16 2024
Moon Safari
Air
Very nice, presumably this is what french boys did with each other before they invented rocket league and soggy biscuit
4
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Wed Jan 17 2024
The Seldom Seen Kid
Elbow
meh
2
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Thu Jan 18 2024
Picture Book
Simply Red
nice surprise
3
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Fri Jan 19 2024
Marcus Garvey
Burning Spear
5
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Mon Jan 22 2024
Disintegration
The Cure
BORING
2
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Tue Jan 23 2024
Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers
Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
one of the GOATs
4
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Wed Jan 24 2024
Post Orgasmic Chill
Skunk Anansie
chill out love
2
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Thu Jan 25 2024
Third/Sister Lovers
Big Star
it was okay actually
4
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Fri Jan 26 2024
This Is Fats Domino
Fats Domino
who doesn't like blueberry hill
3
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Mon Jan 29 2024
My Generation
The Who
Like it
4
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Wed Jan 31 2024
Everything Must Go
Manic Street Preachers
very good album, brings back memories of being 19 and chatting with a MSP obsessive, but slightly disturbed young lady from the isle of wight on MSN who used to send me completely unsolicited pictures of her in her knickers, was all fun and games until she sent me a picture of ENOLA scrawled on one arm and ALONE on the other bare disguising the cut marks on her arms from self harm.
five stars
5
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Thu Feb 01 2024
Straight Outta Compton
N.W.A.
enjoyed it
3
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Fri Feb 02 2024
1977
Ash
love every track from start to finish
5
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Mon Feb 05 2024
Odessey And Oracle
The Zombies
Didn't hate it
3
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Fri Feb 09 2024
Vulnicura
Björk
really liked it
4
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Mon Feb 12 2024
On The Beach
Neil Young
much better than the advert song with the fat kid
4
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Tue Feb 13 2024
Automatic For The People
R.E.M.
6 stars
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Wed Feb 14 2024
Peggy Suicide
Julian Cope
bit rubbish
2
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Thu Feb 15 2024
Court And Spark
Joni Mitchell
top gal with a top voice
4
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Fri Feb 16 2024
Your New Favourite Band
The Hives
Great fun and it's either this or more limp.bizlit
4
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Mon Feb 19 2024
Teen Dream
Beach House
it was the same noie from start to finish but it was decent noise
3
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Tue Feb 20 2024
Pink Moon
Nick Drake
nice music
4
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Wed Feb 21 2024
Trans Europe Express
Kraftwerk
nah
2
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Thu Feb 22 2024
The Number Of The Beast
Iron Maiden
RUN TOOOO THE HILLLLLLLS
4
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Mon Feb 26 2024
Bayou Country
Creedence Clearwater Revival
great fun jingle jangle stuff
4
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Tue Feb 27 2024
Ramones
Ramones
good but not the best ramones album
4
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Wed Feb 28 2024
Electric Ladyland
Jimi Hendrix
it's good but i struggle to get excited for it. good background music
3
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Thu Feb 29 2024
Cafe Bleu
The Style Council
Massive self indulgent wank with 2 very good songs in it
2
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Fri Mar 01 2024
The Modern Dance
Pere Ubu
Bit noisy
3
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Mon Mar 04 2024
Lust For Life
Iggy Pop
Great stuff
4
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Tue Mar 05 2024
Meat Is Murder
The Smiths
No proper bangers but very solid
4
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Wed Mar 06 2024
Os Mutantes
Os Mutantes
bit weird but enjoyable
3
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Fri Mar 08 2024
Isn't Anything
My Bloody Valentine
bit noisy but its alright
3
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Mon Mar 11 2024
Heroes
David Bowie
Good stuff from a strange man
3
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Tue Mar 12 2024
Superfly
Curtis Mayfield
Cool as fuck
3
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Wed Mar 13 2024
Q: Are We Not Men? A: We Are Devo
Devo
3
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Thu Mar 14 2024
A Date With The Everly Brothers
The Everly Brothers
Hope they call me back for a second date
4
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Fri Mar 15 2024
This Year's Model
Elvis Costello & The Attractions
Loved it
5
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Mon Mar 18 2024
Moondance
Van Morrison
Isn't this the fella from the wedding karaoke
2
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Tue Mar 19 2024
The Man Machine
Kraftwerk
Liked it a lot better than the last inr
3
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Wed Mar 20 2024
Kenza
Khaled
Leave off mate
2
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Thu Mar 21 2024
If I Could Only Remember My Name
David Crosby
I started it, listened to it and then it was over and I'm not sure I remember it other than it wasn't awful
3
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Fri Mar 22 2024
Lady Soul
Aretha Franklin
Good voice
4
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Mon Mar 25 2024
Zombie
Fela Kuti
Good stuff, feels like I'm at a carnival
3
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Tue Mar 26 2024
If You Can Believe Your Eyes & Ears
The Mamas & The Papas
Fantastic
5
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Wed Mar 27 2024
Under Construction
Missy Elliott
Hip hop hooray
3
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Thu Mar 28 2024
Stripped
Christina Aguilera
Love her tits but the music is a bit generic
3
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Fri Mar 29 2024
GI
Germs
Dirty, loud and uncouth. If it were a tinder bio rob would use a super like
2
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Mon Apr 01 2024
Abraxas
Santana
what a dullard
2
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Tue Apr 02 2024
Slippery When Wet
Bon Jovi
Wanted dead or alive is a box office song
3
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Wed Apr 03 2024
Only Built 4 Cuban Linx
Raekwon
generic hippity hop
3
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Thu Apr 04 2024
A Little Deeper
Ms. Dynamite
annoyingly quite good
4
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Fri Apr 05 2024
Desperate Youth, Blood Thirsty Babes
TV On The Radio
Semi enjoyable noise
3
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Mon Apr 08 2024
Blur
Blur
Reasonable mellow rock that peaks at the opening track
3
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Tue Apr 09 2024
Debut
Björk
mad cunt
2
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Wed Apr 10 2024
m b v
My Bloody Valentine
what the fuck was this
1
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Thu Apr 11 2024
Welcome to the Afterfuture
Mike Ladd
shit
1
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Fri Apr 12 2024
La Revancha Del Tango
Gotan Project
love this latino heat
4
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Tue Apr 16 2024
It's Blitz!
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
beautiful
4
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Wed Apr 17 2024
1989
Taylor Swift
Even men with steel hearts give this a 3 star minimum
3
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Thu Apr 18 2024
Scissor Sisters
Scissor Sisters
fun pop nonsense
3
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Fri Apr 19 2024
Music From Big Pink
The Band
Pretty boring but the weight is a good song
3
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Mon Apr 22 2024
Ready To Die
The Notorious B.I.G.
Thank fuck someone ended it before I had to step in
1
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Wed Apr 24 2024
D
White Denim
It's ok but how does this qualify for a list like this
3
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Thu Apr 25 2024
Imagine
John Lennon
Decent
3
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Fri Apr 26 2024
Safe As Milk
Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band
Really good!
4