1001 Albums Summary

In The Court Of The Crimson King by King Crimson

Great album to start with. Something I would never have chosen to listen to and I really enjoyed it. Great to get away from the same old.

The Wildest! by Louis Prima

Breathlessly joyful

The Doors by The Doors

Definitely a classic, but sounding dated to me now.

Be by Common

My kind of rap. A decent groove underpinning the record.

The Dark Side Of The Moon by Pink Floyd

One of the great albums.

Songs From The Big Chair by Tears For Fears

A couple of catchy enough songs, but otherwise cheesy 80s fluff.

Axis: Bold As Love by Jimi Hendrix

Djam Leelii by Baaba Maal

Haven’t listened to this before. Won’t listen to it again. But glad I did this time. Just not for me.

The Stone Roses by The Stone Roses

Just didn’t hit like it used to.

All Directions by The Temptations

Loved it.

Picture Book by Simply Red

If only the could’ve held back the years. They’ve not been kind to this record.

Rings Around The World by Super Furry Animals

Meh

Paul Simon by Paul Simon

Catchy folky pop. Not unpleasant.

(What's The Story) Morning Glory by Oasis

Fantastic record. Childhood soundtrack and sounds so good still.

Ambient 1/Music For Airports by Brian Eno

I find ambient music endlessly fascinating, and this is so far head of its time. Works well as wallpaper music, but I recommend putting on a decent pair of cans and giving it a proper audition.

Electric Ladyland by Jimi Hendrix

Better than Axis

Sincere by Mj Cole

Double Nickels On The Dime by Minutemen

A great listen. It’s pretty samey at times but it really drew me in.

Pictures At An Exhibition by Emerson, Lake & Palmer

I’m developing a worrying interest in prog rock. This is quite something, and you probably had to be there, but I actually kinda liked it.

Deep Purple In Rock by Deep Purple

Nilsson Schmilsson by Harry Nilsson

Some good tunes here. Nice album.

Pretenders by Pretenders

Didn't feel particularly excited by this one popping up, but I didn't realise Pretenders were this good. Space Invader my fave.

Crosby, Stills & Nash by Crosby, Stills & Nash

Pleasant folky harmonies

Face to Face by The Kinks

Cookie cutter 60s stuff, but an enjoyable listen nevertheless.

Led Zeppelin III by Led Zeppelin

Will be coming back to this one

Black Holes and Revelations by Muse

Not completely awful

You Are The Quarry by Morrissey

Insipid

Low by David Bowie

Are we sure he was clean when he wrote this?

John Prine by John Prine

Oh goody, I thought. Twangy banal country BS to wade through. And (to be fair) a lot of the music is just that. But it made me realise that country music really allows the vocals prominence, and a lot of these ones are worth a listen. A few really bleak lines in there.

Frank by Amy Winehouse

Ready To Die by The Notorious B.I.G.

Bug by Dinosaur Jr.

Cloud Nine by The Temptations

Smash by The Offspring

Nope

In Utero by Nirvana

I hoped / expected more. Bit disappointed.

Nighthawks At The Diner by Tom Waits

Distinctive. A bit repetitive. But also quite enjoyable.

Green Onions by Booker T. & The MG's

Wild Gift by X

Cut by The Slits

Fear Of A Black Planet by Public Enemy

Goo by Sonic Youth

Tapestry by Carole King

Astral Weeks by Van Morrison

Cheap Thrills by Big Brother & The Holding Company

3 Years, 5 Months And 2 Days In The Life Of... by Arrested Development

Lost Souls by Doves

Deja Vu by Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young

Really enjoyed this.

Raw Like Sushi by Neneh Cherry

Arthur (Or the Decline and Fall of the British Empire) by The Kinks

Exodus by Bob Marley & The Wailers

It's Blitz! by Yeah Yeah Yeahs

Wasn’t expecting this to be good. But it is.

Rock 'N Soul by Solomon Burke

Solid soul album. There’s better stuff out there though.

Enter The Wu-Tang (36 Chambers) by Wu-Tang Clan

CREAM is almost 5 stars on its own. But the rest of this is pretty average.

If You Can Believe Your Eyes & Ears by The Mamas & The Papas

Live At The Witch Trials by The Fall

High hopes after first track. Dashed.

Crime Of The Century by Supertramp

In Rainbows by Radiohead

Enjoyed this, but can't explicitly say why. None of the songs particularly stuck out, but as a whole a pleasant listen.

Parsley, Sage, Rosemary And Thyme by Simon & Garfunkel

Dummy by Portishead

The Last Of The True Believers by Nanci Griffith

I liked this. And I don't like country.

After The Gold Rush by Neil Young

Planet Rock: The Album by Afrika Bambaataa

Deliciously 80s

The Age Of The Understatement by The Last Shadow Puppets

Utterly forgettable

Duck Stab/Buster & Glen by The Residents

35 minutes of my life I will never get back

Master Of Puppets by Metallica

Amnesiac by Radiohead

Paranoid by Black Sabbath

Moondance by Van Morrison

Ladies And Gentlemen We Are Floating In Space by Spiritualized

An extra point for being interesting

Surfer Rosa by Pixies

Slippery When Wet by Bon Jovi

Diamond Life by Sade

Idlewild by Everything But The Girl

Execrable

Fun House by The Stooges

Pink Moon by Nick Drake

Not sure why this sticks out from all the other "a guy with an acoustic guitar" albums I've heard in my life, but it does. Lovely piece of music.

Sunshine Hit Me by The Bees

Some nice stuff on here

KE*A*H** (Psalm 69) by Ministry

I expected worse

The Psychedelic Sounds of the 13th Floor Elevators by The 13th Floor Elevators

Unrefined psychedelic weirdness, but a perfectly pleasant listen.

This Year's Model by Elvis Costello & The Attractions

The Lexicon Of Love by ABC

Run-D.M.C. by Run-D.M.C.

Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band by Beatles

They Were Wrong, So We Drowned by Liars

I’m never going to listen to this again. But I didn’t hate it and it was easier to get through than I expected.

The Healer by John Lee Hooker

British Steel by Judas Priest

My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy by Kanye West

Do you like fish sticks?

Green River by Creedence Clearwater Revival

Live 1966 (The Royal Albert Hall Concert) by Bob Dylan

I had no idea Dylan has such an awful voice. Not being familiar with his work I was quite looking forward to this, but it’s almost unlistenable.

KIWANUKA by Michael Kiwanuka

Unexpected gem

Electric Music For The Mind And Body by Country Joe & The Fish

Gorillaz by Gorillaz

Guitar Town by Steve Earle

Figure 8 by Elliott Smith

Third by Soft Machine

Probably a 3️⃣ ⭐️ for an interesting listen, but Out-Bloody-Rageous is good enough to bump this up a point.

Every Picture Tells A Story by Rod Stewart

Siamese Dream by The Smashing Pumpkins

Shaka Zulu by Ladysmith Black Mambazo

For Your Pleasure by Roxy Music

The Band by The Band

Brilliant Corners by Thelonious Monk

Superb

The World is a Ghetto by War

Let's Stay Together by Al Green

This Nation’s Saving Grace by The Fall

Why do the shit albums always seem to be the longest ones?

Oxygène by Jean-Michel Jarre

Led Zeppelin II by Led Zeppelin

Vento De Maio by Elis Regina

The Notorious Byrd Brothers by The Byrds

Welcome to the Afterfuture by Mike Ladd

The Genius Of Ray Charles by Ray Charles

Genius is the word

The Modern Dance by Pere Ubu

Come Away With Me by Norah Jones

Bland non-music

My Generation by The Who

The White Album by Beatles

Atomizer by Big Black

The Blueprint by JAY Z

Since I Left You by The Avalanches

Stardust by Willie Nelson

Moon Safari by Air

Reggatta De Blanc by The Police

Thriller by Michael Jackson

Honky Tonk Masquerade by Joe Ely

Rid Of Me by PJ Harvey

Some of this sounded great. But the mixing was bizarre, as if trying to deliberately hide the vocals.

Ten by Pearl Jam

Bayou Country by Creedence Clearwater Revival

Trout Mask Replica by Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band

I don't even think this is possible to rate. I didn't really enjoy listening to it, but it isn't a 1 or 2 star. It's not a 4 or 5 either because I doubt I'll ever listen to it again. A 3 feels so vanilla, but here we are. For once though, I really did need to hear this album.

Lost In The Dream by The War On Drugs

The more ambient sounding stuff good. The Dylan-esque tracks shite.

Moby Grape by Moby Grape

This is really good. Gutted it's not on Apple Music, otherwise I'd be coming back regularly.

World Clique by Deee-Lite

Had to listen via YouTube as not available on Apple Music in the UK. Hard work with all the adverts.

Tom Tom Club by Tom Tom Club

Enjoyed this. Must’ve sounded so fresh in 1981.

The Köln Concert by Keith Jarrett

An absolute masterpiece. Stunning.

Sound Affects by The Jam

Heroes by David Bowie

Head Hunters by Herbie Hancock

Freak Out! by The Mothers Of Invention

Wish they hadn’t invented this one

Sweet Baby James by James Taylor

Classic douchebag + guitar music

Viva Hate by Morrissey

Aqualung by Jethro Tull

The Pleasure Principle by Gary Numan

Music From The Penguin Cafe by Penguin Cafe Orchestra

Hotel California by Eagles

Except for the title track (excellent), it’s a middle of the road snore-fest that drags and drags and drags. Felt like hours long.

Don't Come Home A Drinkin' (With Lovin' On Your Mind) by Loretta Lynn

Coat Of Many Colors by Dolly Parton

I Am a Bird Now by Antony and the Johnsons

Incredibly irritating vibrato. Won’t be listening to this one again.

L.A. Woman by The Doors

D.O.A. the Third and Final Report of Throbbing Gristle by Throbbing Gristle

I was dreading this from the reviews, but it was a fascinating listen. Probably won’t be back any time soon, but definitely going to give some other TG a try.

Kind Of Blue by Miles Davis

1959 was an amazing year for jazz albums, and Kind of Blue is the best of them all.

The Wall by Pink Floyd

A Walk Across The Rooftops by The Blue Nile

Cross by Justice

Talking Book by Stevie Wonder

Bit disappointed by this. Some great tunes, mixed in with some real cheese.

Can't Buy A Thrill by Steely Dan

This was fun

The Holy Bible by Manic Street Preachers

Fear Of Music by Talking Heads

Delightfully batshit. Cities is a great tune.

Blood On The Tracks by Bob Dylan

This could be the most incredible instrumental music (it isn’t) and it would still be 1 star thanks to Dylan’s utterly execrable voice and singing.

Woodface by Crowded House

Scum by Napalm Death

Comically bad. Felt like some sort of parody, tempted to give it another star for making me laugh. I’m about 150 albums in and have now had 4 of the 5 lowest rated ones. Good to get the crap out the way early.

Rubber Soul by Beatles

Sublime

The College Dropout by Kanye West

The Modern Lovers by The Modern Lovers

Crap

Music for the Masses by Depeche Mode

Back At The Chicken Shack by Jimmy Smith

Yeezus by Kanye West

I’m struggling to put in words quite how shit this album is

Bone Machine by Tom Waits

New Gold Dream (81/82/83/84) by Simple Minds

The Yes Album by Yes

The Black Saint And The Sinner Lady by Charles Mingus

Fetch The Bolt Cutters by Fiona Apple

Started off interesting. Rapidly became tedious.

C'est Chic by CHIC

Debut by Björk

AmeriKKKa's Most Wanted by Ice Cube

Layla And Other Assorted Love Songs by Derek & The Dominos

Queen II by Queen

Hot Buttered Soul by Isaac Hayes

Ogden's Nut Gone Flake by Small Faces

All Things Must Pass by George Harrison

Abbey Road by Beatles

Hypocrisy Is The Greatest Luxury by The Disposable Heroes Of Hiphoprisy

Venus Luxure No. 1 Baby by Girls Against Boys

A bit dull, really

Bringing It All Back Home by Bob Dylan

Not as bad as the other Dylan albums I’ve had so far. Still bloody awful.

Shake Your Money Maker by The Black Crowes

Electric by The Cult

Vol. 4 by Black Sabbath

A Night At The Opera by Queen

Being There by Wilco

Infected by The The

Elephant Mountain by The Youngbloods

On The Beach by Neil Young

Hejira by Joni Mitchell

Back To Black by Amy Winehouse

Darkness on the Edge of Town by Bruce Springsteen

The Sounds Of India by Ravi Shankar

Me Against The World by 2Pac

Crossing the Red Sea With the Adverts by The Adverts

Yoshimi Battles The Pink Robots by The Flaming Lips

Tedious

American IV: The Man Comes Around by Johnny Cash

Kings Of The Wild Frontier by Adam & The Ants

Superunknown by Soundgarden

Marquee Moon by Television

Van Halen by Van Halen

Band On The Run by Paul McCartney and Wings

Porcupine by Echo And The Bunnymen

1984 by Van Halen

James Brown Live At The Apollo by James Brown

Buenas Noches From A Lonely Room by Dwight Yoakam

Zombie by Fela Kuti

From Elvis In Memphis by Elvis Presley

Red Dirt Girl by Emmylou Harris

A bit meh

Green by R.E.M.

New Boots And Panties by Ian Dury

Everybody Knows This Is Nowhere by Neil Young & Crazy Horse

Lazer Guided Melodies by Spiritualized

Manassas by Stephen Stills

Brothers In Arms by Dire Straits

Sounding so dated

Africa Brasil by Jorge Ben Jor

Street Life by The Crusaders

Solid Air by John Martyn

Every now and again this list turns up an album by an artist I’ve never heard of, in a genre I don’t particularly like, that is a genuinely fantastic listen. This is one such time.

Nevermind by Nirvana

2112 by Rush

Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This) by Eurythmics

Hot Fuss by The Killers

Street Signs by Ozomatli

A bit hit and miss, but the good stuff is excellent

You Want It Darker by Leonard Cohen

Excellent

Garbage by Garbage

Urban Hymns by The Verve

american dream by LCD Soundsystem

The Undertones by The Undertones

Bossanova by Pixies

Physical Graffiti by Led Zeppelin

Sheer Heart Attack by Queen

Immigrés by Youssou N'Dour

Abattoir Blues / The Lyre of Orpheus by Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds

Electric Prunes by The Electric Prunes

Sticky Fingers by The Rolling Stones

Sea Change by Beck

Stories From The City, Stories From The Sea by PJ Harvey

LP1 by FKA twigs

Interesting at times, but not enough to ever listen to this again.

1989 by Taylor Swift

Never listened to this album before but turned out I knew most of the songs already. It's pop for pre-teens so not really my thing, but a pleasant enough listen anyway.

Synchronicity by The Police

Legalize It by Peter Tosh

A Wizard, A True Star by Todd Rundgren

Goodbye Yellow Brick Road by Elton John

Either Or by Elliott Smith

Da Capo by Love

People's Instinctive Travels and the Paths of Rhythm by A Tribe Called Quest

Iron Maiden by Iron Maiden

Pelican West by Haircut 100

Enjoyably cheesy

Peace Sells...But Who's Buying by Megadeth

At San Quentin by Johnny Cash

Casanova by The Divine Comedy

Yank Crime by Drive Like Jehu

Kick Out The Jams (Live) by MC5

The ArchAndroid by Janelle Monáe

Enjoyed this. Interesting departure from the norm.

Black Sabbath by Black Sabbath

Born To Be With You by Dion

Blue Lines by Massive Attack

21 by Adele

Never Mind The Bollocks, Here’s The Sex Pistols by Sex Pistols

Cupid & Psyche 85 by Scritti Politti

Surrealistic Pillow by Jefferson Airplane

Introducing The Hardline According To Terence Trent D'Arby by Terence Trent D'Arby

Odessey And Oracle by The Zombies

I Should Coco by Supergrass

Butterfly by Mariah Carey

Utterly awful. Not a single redeeming feature.

Third by Portishead

Songs For Swingin' Lovers! by Frank Sinatra

Violator by Depeche Mode

Germfree Adolescents by X-Ray Spex

Court And Spark by Joni Mitchell

Non-Stop Erotic Cabaret by Soft Cell

Fisherman's Blues by The Waterboys

Metallica by Metallica

OK by Talvin Singh

Selling England By The Pound by Genesis

Modern Life Is Rubbish by Blur

Automatic For The People by R.E.M.

Blue by Joni Mitchell

She has a wonderful voice, and this album clearly deserves to be on the list, but this just doesn't do it for me.

Armed Forces by Elvis Costello & The Attractions

The Score by Fugees

Music For The Jilted Generation by The Prodigy

Rising Above Bedlam by Jah Wobble's Invaders Of The Heart

Arrival by ABBA

Cheesy, but still fun. Great album cover too.

Blunderbuss by Jack White

Yawn

Graceland by Paul Simon

Sign 'O' The Times by Prince

People like this?

I’m a Lonesome Fugitive by Merle Haggard

Strangeways, Here We Come by The Smiths

Exile On Main Street by The Rolling Stones

25 by Adele

Nice voice, but pretty tedious music

Darklands by The Jesus And Mary Chain

Darkdancer by Les Rythmes Digitales

Fulfillingness' First Finale by Stevie Wonder

Blonde On Blonde by Bob Dylan

Q: What's the one thing worse than a Dylan album? A: A *double* Dylan album. That voice. I think I've got PTSD.

Movies by Holger Czukay

The Rising by Bruce Springsteen

Young Americans by David Bowie

Talking With the Taxman About Poetry by Billy Bragg

Ill Communication by Beastie Boys

To Pimp A Butterfly by Kendrick Lamar

Hunky Dory by David Bowie

Harvest by Neil Young

Stephen Stills by Stephen Stills

The Velvet Underground by The Velvet Underground

Really enjoyed this. I don't really know why.

Bubble And Scrape by Sebadoh

Here Are the Sonics by The Sonics

The Clash by The Clash

Tical by Method Man

Tuesday Night Music Club by Sheryl Crow

Jack Takes the Floor by Ramblin' Jack Elliott

Forever Changes by Love

Repeater by Fugazi

My Aim Is True by Elvis Costello

Tidal by Fiona Apple

Rather pleasant

Headquarters by The Monkees

Two Dancers by Wild Beasts

The Chronic by Dr. Dre

A Short Album About Love by The Divine Comedy

Devil Without A Cause by Kid Rock

Buena Vista Social Club by Buena Vista Social Club

Pink Flag by Wire

The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill by Lauryn Hill

Bat Out Of Hell by Meat Loaf

Cheesy and over the top, but rather fun nevertheless

Selected Ambient Works 85-92 by Aphex Twin

Justified by Justin Timberlake

Some OK tunes. A LOT of crap.

Teen Dream by Beach House

Tedious non-music

1999 by Prince

Catch A Fire by Bob Marley & The Wailers

Something/Anything? by Todd Rundgren

Lust For Life by Iggy Pop

Nowhere by Ride

Basket of Light by Pentangle

Live At The Star Club, Hamburg by Jerry Lee Lewis

Energetic!

Disraeli Gears by Cream

System Of A Down by System Of A Down

Utter crap

Oracular Spectacular by MGMT

AVRG

3 Feet High and Rising by De La Soul

Modern Kosmology by Jane Weaver

Queen Of Denmark by John Grant

Station To Station by David Bowie

Doolittle by Pixies

We Are Family by Sister Sledge

Everything Must Go by Manic Street Preachers

She's So Unusual by Cyndi Lauper

Medúlla by Björk

Horrendous

The Grand Tour by George Jones

The Beach Boys Today! by The Beach Boys

Highway to Hell by AC/DC

Traffic by Traffic

Spy Vs. Spy: The Music Of Ornette Coleman by John Zorn

I definitely did need to hear this. First track is particularly hard work, but stick with it.

Ananda Shankar by Ananda Shankar

Sunday At The Village Vanguard by Bill Evans Trio

Pieces Of The Sky by Emmylou Harris

White Light by Gene Clark

What's Going On by Marvin Gaye

Underwater Moonlight by The Soft Boys

Fear and Whiskey by Mekons

Chore of Enchantment by Giant Sand

Bit of a chore. Definitely a snore.

Tommy by The Who

Expected so much more. Pinball Wizard an island in this sea of mediocrity.

Juju by Siouxsie And The Banshees

Loveless by My Bloody Valentine

The Joshua Tree by U2

Seventh Tree by Goldfrapp

Pleasant wallpaper music

You're Living All Over Me by Dinosaur Jr.

Water From An Ancient Well by Abdullah Ibrahim

Music From Big Pink by The Band

Fever Ray by Fever Ray

Are You Experienced by Jimi Hendrix

London Calling by The Clash

Punishing Kiss by Ute Lemper

It Takes A Nation Of Millions To Hold Us Back by Public Enemy

Rattus Norvegicus by The Stranglers

Meat Is Murder by The Smiths

I hate Morrisey’s voice. Music is ok though.

D by White Denim

Rocks by Aerosmith

Endtroducing..... by DJ Shadow

Calenture by The Triffids

Utter dreck. I hate that this is now in my streaming history.

Vespertine by Björk

Some pleasant minimal electronica absolutely ruined by Björk's vocals

Dire Straits by Dire Straits

So much better than expected.

Mama Said Knock You Out by LL Cool J

Nixon by Lambchop

"meh"

Doggystyle by Snoop Dogg

Rum Sodomy & The Lash by The Pogues

Would be great fun live. This, not so much.

(Pronounced 'Leh-'Nérd 'Skin-'Nérd) by Lynyrd Skynyrd

Truth And Soul by Fishbone

Funeral by Arcade Fire

Hey Siri, play some insipid anonymity.

Hybrid Theory by Linkin Park

At Folsom Prison by Johnny Cash

In A Silent Way by Miles Davis

Brown Sugar by D'Angelo

Coles Corner by Richard Hawley

Searching For The Young Soul Rebels by Dexys Midnight Runners

The Slim Shady LP by Eminem

Morrison Hotel by The Doors

Live At The Regal by B.B. King

Bandwagonesque by Teenage Fanclub

Parklife by Blur

The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars by David Bowie

Faith by George Michael

Sister by Sonic Youth

Low-Life by New Order

The vocals just kill it

Imagine by John Lennon

Dust by Screaming Trees

Play by Moby

New Wave by The Auteurs

The Who Sell Out by The Who

John Barleycorn Must Die by Traffic

Walking Wounded by Everything But The Girl

1977 by Ash

Hms Fable by Shack

In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida by Iron Butterfly

Aladdin Sane by David Bowie

Music Has The Right To Children by Boards of Canada

Dookie by Green Day

Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I'm Not by Arctic Monkeys

Reign In Blood by Slayer

Out of Step by Minor Threat

Slayed? by Slade

BEYONCÉ by Beyoncé

I have no words for how utterly awful this is.

Apocalypse 91… The Enemy Strikes Black by Public Enemy

First Band On The Moon by The Cardigans

The Low End Theory by A Tribe Called Quest

Merriweather Post Pavilion by Animal Collective

Queens of the Stone Age by Queens Of The Stone Age

Fuzzy by Grant Lee Buffalo

At Mister Kelly's by Sarah Vaughan

School's Out by Alice Cooper

More Specials by The Specials

This Is Fats Domino by Fats Domino

Live / Dead by Grateful Dead

A Girl Called Dusty by Dusty Springfield

Close To You by Carpenters

Cheesy, but pleasant enough for a single listen.

The Soft Bulletin by The Flaming Lips

Clearly I was too hasty in assuming my inability to sing would preclude me from having a career in music.

Tea for the Tillerman by Cat Stevens

Bluesbreakers by John Mayall & The Bluesbreakers

If I Should Fall From Grace With God by The Pogues

En-Tact by The Shamen

Ctrl by SZA

American Gothic by David Ackles

Oar by Alexander 'Skip' Spence

Scissor Sisters by Scissor Sisters

Back to Mystery City by Hanoi Rocks

Like Water For Chocolate by Common

Club Classics Vol. One by Soul II Soul

Roots by Sepultura

Itsári is a wonderful track. Struggled to get through the rest.

Franz Ferdinand by Franz Ferdinand

Melody A.M. by Röyksopp

Pyromania by Def Leppard

Fromohio by fIREHOSE

Lady In Satin by Billie Holiday

Songs In The Key Of Life by Stevie Wonder

Sex Packets by Digital Underground

Myths Of The Near Future by Klaxons

69 Love Songs by The Magnetic Fields

All filler no killer

Happy Sad by Tim Buckley

A Nod Is As Good As A Wink To A Blind Horse by Faces

Lady Soul by Aretha Franklin

Innervisions by Stevie Wonder

Fifth Dimension by The Byrds

Black Metal by Venom

Do they have any idea how cringe this is? “Oooh, Satan, we’re so edgy”.

Apocalypse Dudes by Turbonegro

Tres Hombres by ZZ Top

Kala by M.I.A.

460 albums in. Easily the worst so far. 0 stars.

The Seldom Seen Kid by Elbow

Broken English by Marianne Faithfull

Roger the Engineer by The Yardbirds

Cosmo's Factory by Creedence Clearwater Revival

L'Eau Rouge by The Young Gods

Interesting, but never again

Born To Run by Bruce Springsteen

Peter Gabriel by Peter Gabriel

Out Of The Blue by Electric Light Orchestra

Come back on, ELO, and carry on playing!

Whatever by Aimee Mann

Post Orgasmic Chill by Skunk Anansie

The Hour Of Bewilderbeast by Badly Drawn Boy

Raising Hell by Run-D.M.C.

The Madcap Laughs by Syd Barrett

Incoherent rambling

Crocodiles by Echo And The Bunnymen

Maxwell's Urban Hang Suite by Maxwell

I think I got an STD listening to this

Cafe Bleu by The Style Council

Pretzel Logic by Steely Dan

Tank Battles by Dagmar Krause

Let Love Rule by Lenny Kravitz

The La's by The La's

Otis Blue/Otis Redding Sings Soul by Otis Redding

Colour By Numbers by Culture Club

The Good, The Bad & The Queen by The Good, The Bad & The Queen

Live! by Fela Kuti

A Love Supreme by John Coltrane

Don't Stand Me Down by Dexys Midnight Runners

Back In Black by AC/DC

Gasoline Alley by Rod Stewart

Junkyard by The Birthday Party

All Hail the Queen by Queen Latifah

Connected by Stereo MC's

Under Construction by Missy Elliott

Kollaps by Einstürzende Neubauten

B-52's by The B-52's

Follow The Leader by Korn

Sound of Silver by LCD Soundsystem

Unknown Pleasures by Joy Division

Sail Away by Randy Newman

A Christmas Gift For You From Phil Spector by Various Artists

Isn't Anything by My Bloody Valentine

Bitte Orca by Dirty Projectors

Aftermath by The Rolling Stones

Led Zeppelin by Led Zeppelin

Mama's Gun by Erykah Badu

Autobahn by Kraftwerk

A masterpiece

Beauty And The Beat by The Go-Go's

American Beauty by Grateful Dead

Ramones by Ramones

Speakerboxxx/The Love Below by OutKast

That's The Way Of The World by Earth, Wind & Fire

It's Too Late to Stop Now by Van Morrison

Elephant by The White Stripes

Get Behind Me Satan by The White Stripes

Entertainment by Gang Of Four

MTV Unplugged In New York by Nirvana

Millions Now Living Will Never Die by Tortoise

Shalimar by Rahul Dev Burman

Cypress Hill by Cypress Hill

Lam Toro by Baaba Maal

Henry's Dream by Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds

Blood And Chocolate by Elvis Costello & The Attractions

I Against I by Bad Brains

Achtung Baby by U2

Hot Rats by Frank Zappa

Groovin' by The Young Rascals

Supa Dupa Fly by Missy Elliott

GREY Area by Little Simz

If You're Feeling Sinister by Belle & Sebastian

A bit vanilla for me. B&S lose a point for beating the Propellerheads to Best Newcomer at the 1999 Brit Awards.

Natty Dread by Bob Marley & The Wailers

Power In Numbers by Jurassic 5

Go Girl Crazy by The Dictators

Youth And Young Manhood by Kings of Leon

The Bends by Radiohead

Chocolate Starfish And The Hot Dog Flavored Water by Limp Bizkit

Ocean Rain by Echo And The Bunnymen

Vauxhall And I by Morrissey

Berlin by Lou Reed

Pornography by The Cure

A Hard Day's Night by Beatles

Aja by Steely Dan

The Marshall Mathers LP by Eminem

G. Love And Special Sauce by G. Love & Special Sauce

Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers by Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers

Channel Orange by Frank Ocean

Scott 2 by Scott Walker

Revolver by Beatles

Chris by Christine and the Queens

Hypnotised by The Undertones

The Fat Of The Land by The Prodigy

Technique by New Order

Illinois by Sufjan Stevens

We're Only In It For The Money by The Mothers Of Invention

Time Out by The Dave Brubeck Quartet

The Man Machine by Kraftwerk

Boston by Boston

Listen Without Prejudice Vol. 1 by George Michael

Third/Sister Lovers by Big Star

Teenage Head by Flamin' Groovies

good kid, m.A.A.d city by Kendrick Lamar

Southern Rock Opera by Drive-By Truckers

Pills 'n' Thrills And Bellyaches by Happy Mondays

Vulnicura by Björk

Ágætis Byrjun by Sigur Rós

Pacific Ocean Blue by Dennis Wilson

Make Yourself by Incubus

Made In Japan by Deep Purple

I Want To See The Bright Lights Tonight by Richard Thompson

Destroy Rock & Roll by Mylo

Five Leaves Left by Nick Drake

Joan Armatrading by Joan Armatrading

It's A Shame About Ray by The Lemonheads

Definitely Maybe by Oasis

The Dreaming by Kate Bush

Abraxas by Santana

Slanted And Enchanted by Pavement

A Rush Of Blood To The Head by Coldplay

Sweetheart Of The Rodeo by The Byrds

Highway 61 Revisited by Bob Dylan

Night Life by Ray Price

Life's Too Good by The Sugarcubes

Bjork is trying her hardest to ruin this album, but thankfully the rest of the band offset it.

Q: Are We Not Men? A: We Are Devo by Devo

Faust IV by Faust

Ys by Joanna Newsom

Tusk by Fleetwood Mac

Brothers by The Black Keys

Mott by Mott The Hoople

Elvis Presley by Elvis Presley

The Specials by The Specials

Back to Basics by Christina Aguilera

Exit Planet Dust by The Chemical Brothers

Group Sex by Circle Jerks

Public Image: First Issue by Public Image Ltd.

Duck Rock by Malcolm McLaren

Eliminator by ZZ Top

Blood, Sweat & Tears by Blood, Sweat & Tears

Smokers Delight by Nightmares On Wax

Opus Dei by Laibach

E.V.O.L. by Sonic Youth

Killing Joke by Killing Joke

90 by 808 State

Locust Abortion Technician by Butthole Surfers

Get Rich Or Die Tryin' by 50 Cent

Qui sème le vent récolte le tempo by MC Solaar

Madman Across The Water by Elton John

Metal Box by Public Image Ltd.

A Northern Soul by The Verve

Floodland by Sisters Of Mercy

Wild Wood by Paul Weller

Bizarre Ride II The Pharcyde by The Pharcyde

Time (The Revelator) by Gillian Welch