Next

if i wanted to listen to a really unpleasant and annoying man go on and on about a gangbang I'd just redownload grindr

What in the world did I just listen to? Part Meatloaf, part Twisted Sister. Throw in some Ted Nugent and a little KISS. Maybe a splash of Alice Cooper and even a bit Weird Al. Regardless, I was not a fan.

Singularly the worst album I have ever listened to.

Not for me!

RIP Alex Harvey you would have loved Diddy's freak-offs

Musically it isn't so bad, but maybe a bit generic at times. Has a Mississippi rock sound with a mix of Chicago. The lyrical content is funny but gets old quick. I think I enjoyed the track the Faith Healer the most, but mostly the intro was hypnotic, the second half of the song was just ok. Overall, this album is not good. Not sure why it was part of this collection.

This is sensationally bad, but I do see how its crude sensibilities could delight Nick Cave (and other iconic artists as different as AC/DC and The Cure). If you’d like to hear a better version of ‘Next’, please listen to Scott Walker’s dramatic take on that same song!

Sometimes the joke just doesn't land.

i really did not like this. very theatrical in a musical theater kind of way. not my thing.

Unforgettable. But not in a good way

Yeah....not good. I'm not sure why it's on lusts as the reviews don't really say either

So cringingly bad. A very uncomfortable listen with the icky sexual references.

Ouch this just doesn’t age well. May have enjoyed some of music but lyrics make for a very tough listen.

Not my thing.

This doesn't belong here.

I hated this. I failed to make it to the end of a single song. Is it here as some kind of joke? Hands down the worst album so far.

"Aint nothing like a gang bang"

Next is like a shitty version of shitty albums by shitty bands like: AC/DC, Kiss, Meatloaf, Aerosmith, etc. When I was in second grade, a kid brought in a record that his dad's band had recorded. Everyone in the class got a copy of the 12 inch album to take home. I ran home to listen to the tunes and I remember it sounded kind of like this. The cover of Next was fun by I recall liking the Scott Walker version more. Giddy Up A Ding Dong!

I loathed this album. The writing was shit, the band was shit, the singing was shit. It was like the singer decided to sing every song in the worst possible way.

Like a mix of southern rock and Gwar, with sound quality that just doesn't land for me. I find very little redeeming in this.

that was absolutely disgusting. very uninspired and repetitive and annoying . I'm very much surprised that it made it onto this list.

Not for me 1/5

Another godawful irritating one

My poor ears

Well, that sucked.

Listened Before? N Hopefully I'll never listen to this again. Wailing, noisy, overtly sexual trash. I'd say it's a product of it's time but it does a terrible job capturing the 70s too. Whatever. Added to Library? N Songs added to playlist: Gang Bang (because fuck it at this point)

ugh pretty bad

Сенсэйшнл(ли) не моё. Лучшая песня - Next.

not great, todd. how many impossibly horny men writing 70s blues rock albums do we honestly need on this list? at least the commenter saying this sounds like rocky horror b-sides was spot on. favorites: the faith healer? i guess? tbh this all sucks

Flipping between the completely forgettable and downright offense to the ears. There's really not a lot to like from this record - no particularly new or interesting instrumentation, no engaging lyrics, no songwriting to note. Maybe it's very of it's time, but this making a top 1001 albums seems like an April fools joke. Best Tracks: N/A Worst Tracks: - The Faith Healer - Giddy Up a Ding Dong Rating: 1/10

The best thing about this album, is knowing I'll never have to listen to it again.

a very long 35 minutes

Bruh like huh?? The vocals are fartin garbidge. Can't do it. Not goo. This might be worse than prince.

wtf

I just didn't care for his voice or the topic of the songs.

This album sucks. Like, suuuuuuuucks.

Glamrock kan altijd zo lekker omslaan in cringey meuk. NEXT

Leuk dat Nick Cave dit als inspiratie zag voor the Birthday Party. Ik vind er bijzonder weinig aan te beleven. Schiet echt alle kanten op. 4/10

Very disjointed for me.

Dramatic delivery

Hm so I really hate this. The lead vocal’s singing is essentially just screaming constantly which is quite annoying. The music itself is fine, good even, but the vocals and lyrics are so poor that it ruins the album. Fave Song: … Least Fave Song: Gang Bang Rating: 1/5

Best part of this album was the sound effects (like on the first portion of The Faith Healer). Everything else made me an active hater. Gang Bang had me inches away from Banging my head onto the table. Faith Healer made me wish my ears were un-healed. Most songs on this album should've stayed instrumentals; that would be something. But alas, I wanted to hit Next for nearly 36 minutes straight. What a chore. Least Fav: Swampsnake, Gang Bang, The Faith Healer, Giddy Up a Ding Dong, Next, Vambo Marble Eye, The Last Of The Teenage Idols Fav: N/A

Horrible sexist shite.

Ok, this album was put out the same year as Queen’s first album. I don’t know whose ideas got stolen, but Queen did it better. Nothing here caught my ear and made me really take notice. At least it’s a typical 70s album and it was only 35 minutes of time lost.

Generally I'm quite keen on things which claim to be "early punk" or groundbreaking, and I like almost all the music that comes out of Glasgow, but this didn't do it for me at all. I'll admit I didn't make it the whole way through, but once I'd struggled through seven and a bit minutes of the third track I was done. I also found his voice particularly annoying- shades of Rod Stewart.

Nope

Thanks, I hated it.

Not much to like about this album if i'm honest. The opening track "Swampsnake" is fast-paced and kinda catchy. Same can be said about the second track "Gang Bang", even if the subject theme is completely out of pocket. The beginning of track 3 is the point in the album where the musical composition slows right down and becomes quite boring and bland. "The Faith Healer" is an interesting song. I wouldn't say it's terrible, but it did feel bland and drawn out whilst also being pretty forgettable too. The rest of the album just sounds like Alex Harvey has descended into madness, as he screams his unhinged, schizophrenic thoughts into the microphone. This certainly isn't an album i'll be listening to again anytime soon. Probably ever.

This is the glam rock Dr John tribute act you never knew you needed, because you didn't. Somebody nuke the swamps of the Glasgow Cajun Quarter before this abomination breaches containment.

I hate this man. No idea when to end a song and thinks he’s funny when he is painfully unfunny and cringey. I was so excited that this one was only 35 mins but I felt every second. NEXT!

This would’ve been a great instrumental album but this guy just had to open his mouth

Nope.

Blech

Brought to mind the review of Intravenus Di Milo from Spinal Tap: “The musical growth rate of this band cannot even be charted. They are treading water in a sea of retarded sexuality and bad poetry."

Fantastic album from start to finish.

It's just not for me.

Passou batido, nem lembrava que coloquei para tocar.

As my mom would say “this music has no redeeming values ” Or my friend Ray, “this some butt rock” Or my friend Chrisbee “Yecccchhhh 🤢” Straight trash.

Bonkers, some songs sound like musicals

I'll gladly stick two used tampons from two Vegas hookers in my ears and hope the subsequent infection renders me deaf, if it means I can avoid listening to anymore of this talentless 'sensation'.

So much cringe on this list!!!

No me gusta

Occasional good song, but had to skip some of these

I definitely could've died without hearing this.

One song in particular made me feel uncomfortable.. You can probably guess which one. I don't think this album is for me. Musicianship was cool, but nothing special in my opinion. There's nothing really that memorable about this album. Honestly sounds like something you'd hear at a diner on the jukebox. Next was a cool song. Very different then the rest of the tracks on this album. Sounds like it could be part of a musical. I don't think this album is something I'll think about ever again. To be honest, I'm glad it was short. Really just, not enjoyable for me. 1/5

Very, very strange

This was awful. Sensational my ass.

Well that was a terrible album, some of these I really question if they stay true to the topic of 1001 albums you ‘need’ to see before you die.

Pretty bad

"Next" is super weird, and "Gang bang" is just them singing those words over and over again - I did not enjoy this album.

Disliked just about everything about this.

This fucking sucks. Yeah, I said it. Not that anyone cares since I don't think anyone even gives a shit about this album in the first place. Why is this even on the list? Well apparently, this guy was a big inspiration on Nick Cave, a musician that Robert Dimery seems to have a gigantic boner for since he has 6 ALBUMS on the list. If any of those 6 albums is anything like this, I might just quit the project entirely. I don't know if I can handle 6 more albums like this. I'll start with the one decent thing about this album. The instrumental sound is not bad. I don't particularly care for it, but I can respect it for what it is. However, everything else about this album is so bad that that barely even matters at all. The singing? Atrocious. Absolutely horrendous. It's Pere Ubu levels of bad. And I literally said that the vocals in Dub Housing were the worst I had ever heard! And somehow the writing is even worse! It's awful! "Gang Bang" has some of the worst writing I've ever heard in a song before. But all of this begs the question... the ultimate question to determine if this is among the worst of the worst. Am I upset that I listened to this album? Well, despite the admittedly okay instrumental aspects of this album, my answer to that question would have to be a resounding YES. 1/5. The only sensation that Alex Harvey makes me feel is pain.

No thank you. Go away and never come back. You are not welcome here.

Какая-то хренатень

Weirdest album ever. Will not listen again. Did not enjoy.

This was abysmally bad.

I found this pretty repugnant. Lowest common denominator, puerile and lacking in any kind of heart. Gang bang sounds like it was written by a 14 year old boy in the first flush of teenage hormones and is the shallowest point of this very shallow puddle

Never heard of this band before. And i wish that remained the same to this day. The opening song started off promising but once it got into gang bang it went down hill from there. By "Next" it felt like i was listening to some kind of play. Whoever put this on the list should be bitch slapped.

very bad, it's like children's music except the lyrics are about fucking. embarrassing to listen to.

Deeply horny lyrics paired with the two least horny sounds: trombones and handclaps.

Made it to the gangbang, then I thought the party was not to my liking so I left.

Listening to some of the albums from the 70s has really changed my mind of the decade generally. But this one has set it back considerably. I hate glam rock. There’s very little redeeming here.

Um... I'm confused... This album is an overblown mix of CCR, GNR, and Elton John/Queen with rockabilly... I don't like it—utterly stupid record imo.

So not for me.

Gangbang. Jesus.

Trash, garbage even. Really no fucking idea what this was going for or why it's on this list, it blows

Thanks for gangbanging my ears

There's moments that almost save from a 1, but pls I don't wanna hear this dude anymore. Will I listen to 0%

Is this satire?

1.2 - Christ. Well ‘next’ was at least a bit more interesting.

The answer to the question "where the hell did they dig this album out of" is in the question.

Did Robert Smith really consider this a forerunner of punk? It’s part cabaret, part glam, part bland. Almost the fav genre psychedelic!!! Long forgotten

Mmm no

Were the lyrics written by a middle school boy?

Nothing on this album got me moving. I guess it's because this sounded like Billy Squire. I'm not a fan of most glam, and this solidifies it.

This added nothing to my life. I don’t like his voice. I almost liked the hrothel song.

Ok now you're just trolling us.

You know your band sucks when you write songs like "Ain't nothing like a Gang Bang" and repeat it for 5 minutes.

It's garbage day today. This is also the day I came across this album in the challenge. Coincidence? I don't think so. The lyrics are awful, of course... but I was expecting a powerful musicianship from a band like that. I've been disappointed.

Not for me.

Yuck

Ok

what kind of fucking child nominated an album with a song called "Gang Bang" for this list? trash.

Uncomfortable and ick

Tää vitsi ei toimi vaan on vain kiusallinen. Olisi edes kunnon parodiaa eikä vain jotain sinnepäin. Ärsyttävä

Admittedly musically talented but I could not jive with the subjects of most of the songs

Proto AC/DC, Glam Rock nuff said

Ugh. Music was kinda cool but then the singing started. Woof.

I wouldn't want to be left alone with this guy.

This album did absolutely nothing for me.

WTF cacophonous bullshit did I just listen to 1/5

Really bad.

For a list of the most important albums in history I'm surprised this was added. Some days I'm shocked at what the generator pulls out of its ass. It is some early punk rock vibes but each song is going for a different theme or feel. Makes the album jaring to listen too.

Jesus christ, the second track is insane.

I can't understand why this album is on the list.

In a nutshell: proto-hair metal(?) Occasionally good horns, drums and guitar; played furiously. Kinda bluesy glam rock. This is album reminds me of "hair metal" and I wouldn't be surprised if bands from that genre cite this as an influential album. Overall: 2/10

Estos, ni me molesto.

1. zuuampznake - 1 2. gang bank - 1 3. the faith healer - 1 4. giddy up a ding dong - 1 5. nezt - 1 6. vambo marble eye - 1 7. the lazt of the teenage idolz - 1

At the start I thought that they sounded like they were having a lovely old time, but pretty soon I realised that I wasn’t. By the time I got to ‘Giddy Up a Ding Dong’ and ‘Next’ I’d had enough. Too theatrical.

i wish some poeple would just have sex instead of writing ass music about having sex

Not a fan of this one...

I got part of the way through Gang Bang and started skipping ahead. Grooves were ok, but it wasn't worth it. Was this on the list because of its shock value?

Sensationally shit

Not for me

Eewww

1.5