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You Love More Than Most
| Album | You | Global | Diff |
|---|---|---|---|
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D.O.A. the Third and Final Report of Throbbing Gristle
Throbbing Gristle
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5 | 1.88 | +3.12 |
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Basket of Light
Pentangle
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5 | 2.77 | +2.23 |
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Stripped
Christina Aguilera
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5 | 2.88 | +2.12 |
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La Revancha Del Tango
Gotan Project
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5 | 3.04 | +1.96 |
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Chemtrails Over The Country Club
Lana Del Rey
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5 | 3.05 | +1.95 |
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Floodland
Sisters Of Mercy
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5 | 3.06 | +1.94 |
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Music For The Jilted Generation
The Prodigy
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5 | 3.07 | +1.93 |
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Murder Ballads
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
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5 | 3.09 | +1.91 |
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Talking Timbuktu
Ali Farka Touré
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5 | 3.12 | +1.88 |
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Unhalfbricking
Fairport Convention
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5 | 3.13 | +1.87 |
You Love Less Than Most
| Album | You | Global | Diff |
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Dookie
Green Day
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1 | 3.79 | -2.79 |
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The Joshua Tree
U2
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1 | 3.67 | -2.67 |
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War
U2
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1 | 3.46 | -2.46 |
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Murmur
R.E.M.
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1 | 3.42 | -2.42 |
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Achtung Baby
U2
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1 | 3.3 | -2.3 |
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Q: Are We Not Men? A: We Are Devo
Devo
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1 | 3.15 | -2.15 |
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Golden Hour
Kacey Musgraves
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1 | 3.08 | -2.08 |
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Copper Blue
Sugar
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1 | 2.98 | -1.98 |
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Warehouse: Songs And Stories
Hüsker Dü
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1 | 2.85 | -1.85 |
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Destroyer
KISS
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1 | 2.85 | -1.85 |
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Favorites
| Artist | Albums | Average |
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| Led Zeppelin | 4 | 4.75 |
| Black Sabbath | 3 | 5 |
| The Doors | 3 | 4.67 |
| Adele | 2 | 5 |
| Amy Winehouse | 2 | 5 |
| The Prodigy | 2 | 5 |
| Depeche Mode | 2 | 5 |
| Oasis | 2 | 5 |
| Beatles | 6 | 4.17 |
| Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds | 4 | 4.25 |
| Queen | 3 | 4.33 |
| The Smiths | 3 | 4.33 |
| Simon & Garfunkel | 3 | 4.33 |
| Creedence Clearwater Revival | 3 | 4.33 |
| The White Stripes | 3 | 4.33 |
Least Favorites
| Artist | Albums | Average |
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| U2 | 4 | 1.25 |
| R.E.M. | 3 | 2 |
Controversial
| Artist | Ratings |
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| Miles Davis | 2, 4, 5 |
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U2 · 30 likes
1/5
List of the worst Irish terrorist organizations (on account of the number of committed atrocities and affected victims, and overall global impact) ranked in order:
2. IRA
1. U2
Alice In Chains · 17 likes
5/5
They literally rhyme "dam" with "damn"
Kacey Musgraves · 5 likes
1/5
Beautiful voice, but this is literally the most generic, bland, American, pop music possible (oop sorry, country). Why is this even here? Won't relisten.
U2 · 3 likes
1/5
It's like if 9/11 was an album
Public Image Ltd. · 2 likes
1/5
John Lydon should be put in solitary confinement for the rest of his life for this.
4-Star Albums (173)
1-Star Albums (14)
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Queen
4/5
Gang Of Four
5/5
Якоо, слушай пак!
Johnny Cash
4/5
Charming and funny Johnny Cash. Listening to most of these songs for the 1st time. "25 minutes to go" is my favourite so far.
Meat Loaf
2/5
mmm not my thing really. I liked "paradise by the dashboard light" best but overall it is a bit too old-fashioned for me and the album is not something I would listen to at this moment.
Nina Simone
4/5
Burning Spear
2/5
nice and chill. not into it right now though.
George Michael
4/5
powerful!
The Who
3/5
Pulp
2/5
There are several songs here I would swear are parodies by Flight of the concords
Gorillaz
3/5
The Youngbloods
3/5
Darkness, darkness is my favourite from this track.
B.B. King
4/5
Kacey Musgraves
1/5
Beautiful voice, but this is literally the most generic, bland, American, pop music possible (oop sorry, country). Why is this even here? Won't relisten.
Suicide
1/5
I was intrigued in the beginning but it all became repetitive noise soon after. And that moaning in "girl". Ew
Pearl Jam
5/5
Guns N' Roses
3/5
When I was 16 I was OBSESSED with Guns n' Roses. But the strongest fall the hardest, and my obsession turned into a severe hatred. Even now, almost 10 years later I can't listen to GNR without cringing. And the fuckers are everywhere still. So there is no way I can be objective about this track.
3.5, because I can't deny how great their debut album is, but if I have to listen to Sweet child o'mine or Paradise city one more time, I'll blow my brains out.
The Undertones
2/5
Listening to these guys for the first time. Kinda dull and monotonous. And too British for my taste.
Fav track is Boys will be boys, but it's nothing too outstanding.
PJ Harvey
3/5
It seems like I should be impressed by the lyrics. Too bad I don't pay attention to them on a first listen. The sound though.... is weird, experimental, and actually intriguing, like girl.. what is going on?
Might check some of her other stuff. Will I relisten? Who knows :)
Adele
5/5
This came out 10 years ago and this is the first time I hear it.... Adele, forgive me if I'd ever thought you were overrated!
Anyway I loveee it!!! Rumour has it! He won't go! The Lovesong cover! If It Hadn't Been For Love!
5, no question.
1/5
I'm pretty sure I didn't have a headache an hour ago.
Stevie Wonder
3/5
John Lee Hooker
4/5
Linkin Park
3/5
It's quite dated for sure, and I probably won't listen to it anytime soon as I've already lost my teen angst, but I can't deny I'm a little into it. 3.5
Neil Young
2/5
Boooring. And somehow too annoying to be background music. Maybe it's the banjo. "Old Man" was my favourite from the album but otherwise not for me.
Eric Clapton
4/5
Fave track: I shot the sheriff
3.5 but I'll round up cause I'm feeling generous today.
Miles Davis
2/5
Missy Elliott
5/5
Alright alright. I've been postponing this album for... wow two years now I think, because I'm not the biggest hiphop fan in general but damn, Missy can get it. I can only guess the universe wanted me to enjoy it as much as I did today.
The Notorious B.I.G.
2/5
Great reminder that men who make misogynistic music should be shot <3
Ramblin' Jack Elliott
3/5
R.E.M.
2/5
"I remember California" is the only track I liked, otherwise rem? More like fuck'em
Yes
2/5
No
Fishbone
3/5
Van Morrison
4/5
Alice Cooper
3/5
Michael Kiwanuka
5/5
"I've been dazed" and "Solid Ground" are my favourite tracks of the album.
Leonard Cohen
3/5
Amy Winehouse
5/5
Willie Nelson
2/5
The Jesus And Mary Chain
2/5
Television
3/5
Why do they look like just released prisoners of war?
Buck Owens
2/5
50 Cent
4/5
The Prodigy
5/5
Steely Dan
3/5
Sabu
3/5
Jeff Beck
3/5
Brian Eno
3/5
3+
Dexys Midnight Runners
2/5
Janet Jackson
4/5
3.5
Kinda sounds like if Michael Jackson had a sister. Very good in the begining but could have been trimmed towards the end I think.
Jane's Addiction
3/5
Stop👏using👏women's👏names👏in👏your👏band👏name👏if there ain't NO WOMEN in that band!!!👏👏👏
I'm TIRED of expecting to finally hear a woman but then bam, someone with a dick starts singing
Black Sabbath
5/5
Yeahhh!!! A million out of ten! This album holds such a special place in my heart <3
Early Black Sabbath inventing a new genre just like that. Hearing "Black sabbath" (the song) for the first time changed me forever. Such a raw and authentic feeling of doom, dread, horror.
And that witch!!! That's what I call an iconic cover!
David Holmes
3/5
2.5
Nice cover
The Smashing Pumpkins
3/5
nice riffs, very angsty, I would've definitely jammed very hard to this if I were a teen in the 90's. or a teen in general.. alas I ain't
Milton Nascimento
4/5
Ride
2/5
Wu-Tang Clan
3/5
ZZ Top
4/5
wow that cover sucks hard
A Tribe Called Quest
4/5
Cyndi Lauper
2/5
Depeche Mode
5/5
Ms. Dynamite
3/5
2.5
Frank Ocean
2/5
I liked "Pyramids" and some other songs here and there. But otherwise not my type of music. Very american, it tries really hard to convince you it's coooool, but effortlessly.
Mudhoney
3/5
2.5
Napalm Death
3/5
Better than expected, I especially enjoyed the lyrics.
Kendrick Lamar
4/5
Klaxons
3/5
PJ Harvey
3/5
1/5
I get why everyone hates this
Tears For Fears
4/5
Dolly Parton
4/5
Radiohead
3/5
Kanye West
4/5
The Isley Brothers
3/5
Cypress Hill
3/5
Elis Regina
4/5
The Killers
4/5
I love hearing men moan
Elvis Presley
4/5
Aretha Franklin
4/5
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
3/5
Madonna
3/5
2.5
Cream
4/5
Janis Joplin
5/5
Nine Inch Nails
5/5
The Downward Spiral may not be my most favourite NIN album (I do prefer The Fragile more) but! Trent Reznor, you depressed little man, you are—without any exaggeration—my Jesus Christ and Holy Spirit. And God, every time I listen to NIN I think there's something wrong with my earphones, amen!
Kraftwerk
4/5
3.5
The The
2/5
Sounds like midlife crisis
ABBA
4/5
4 stars mostly because of Fernando
Tangerine Dream
3/5
Actually pretty good for when you're working or exploring an alien spaceship. 3.5
The Smashing Pumpkins
4/5
Two whole hours of Billy Corgan's rather annoying voice and yet i don't hate it entirely, interesting...
Portishead
2/5
Not my thing but ooh, what a sweet design!!
Paul Simon
4/5
3.5
Radiohead
3/5
Oh man... Radiohead again
Jeff Buckley
2/5
Now, i'd listened to this before and by all means it ought to be exactly what i love - rock tunes plus powerful (male) vocals. Except i didn't love it then, and don't love it now, I don't know why. None of the songs had stuck with me (except for hallelujah but no thanks to jeff). Overall just a mess :/
Sisters Of Mercy
5/5
Mother Russia, baby!
The Doors
5/5
Great! But stop talking about little girls, creep
The Crusaders
3/5
Bad Company
4/5
Joe Ely
3/5
The Pogues
4/5
Wish I was fist fighting an English guy rn.
Rush
3/5
Wilco
2/5
Beatles
3/5
2.5
My first Beatles! Honestly, the songs here are quite unremarkable, apart from "run for your life", which was enjoyable enough to push it to 3 stars. But at least i finally found a way to block the ads on spotify, so a win for music nevertheless!
The Smiths
4/5
I'm not sure but I feel like this guy might be a vegetarian.
Beck
5/5
Beck, you sly sly motherfucker
The Clash
3/5
Charles Mingus
2/5
Mingus
The Dave Brubeck Quartet
3/5
The Louvin Brothers
3/5
Booker T. & The MG's
4/5
Stevie Wonder
4/5
Isaac Hayes
3/5
Smoother than his head
Gotan Project
5/5
Sexy phone operator music.
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
3/5
Jimi Hendrix
5/5
Blur
4/5
I feel like i could easily beat the shit out of damon albarn if i wanted to, he looks as light as a bird, I'd just knock him out with one blow to his pretty face, no effort, i know i could do it
Queen
5/5
It's beautiful when the musicians in a band are also very best friends that like having fun together. Just ignore the car song 👍
Morrissey
2/5
Spiritualized
3/5
Kelela
3/5
Amy Winehouse
5/5
Amy!!! This album as well as "Frank", both of which I just heard for the first time, showed me that sometimes artists that are overplayed... are actually really good and hyped for a reason. I'm guilty of avoiding you, Amy, but not any longer! Now I'm gonna get a glass of wine (sorry, Amy)
LCD Soundsystem
4/5
Waylon Jennings
3/5
Björk
3/5
Alice In Chains
5/5
They literally rhyme "dam" with "damn"
My Bloody Valentine
2/5
Dr. Dre
2/5
Mike Oldfield
4/5
You guys are deaf, this is crazy
Queens Of The Stone Age
2/5
One of the ugliest covers i've seen so far. Whoever edited that photo and chose that font... I just wanna talk.
It fits the music though, definitely not their best sound – it's repetitive and boring. Their more recent stuff is so much better.
Coldplay
3/5
Nice cover!
Jack White
4/5
"Love Interruption" is one of the songs of all time. Hell yeah man, I also want love to murder my own mother! (this is a joke, I love you mommy)
Fleetwood Mac
3/5
Tom Waits
4/5
Album cover 5/5
MGMT
3/5
Bob Marley & The Wailers
3/5
Daft Punk
4/5
The La's
3/5
Cat Stevens
3/5
Wire
3/5
As far as mediocre british punk goes, this one was relatively enjoyable
Jamiroquai
2/5
Keith Jarrett
2/5
Little Richard
4/5
Simon & Garfunkel
5/5
Paul! Paul, Watch out!! He's right behind you, Paul! Oh my god, he's got his airpods in, he can't hear us!
The Cure
3/5
k.d. lang
3/5
Tim Buckley
2/5
Marvin Gaye
3/5
Sarah Vaughan
4/5
Siouxsie And The Banshees
2/5
Creedence Clearwater Revival
5/5
Carole King
4/5
Throbbing Gristle
5/5
You guys are insane, this shit made my gristle throb like crazy!
Depeche Mode
5/5
"I'm taking a ride with my best friend", what could he possibly mean by that....
Fiona Apple
3/5
Miles Davis
4/5
Eagles
2/5
Traffic
3/5
The Cure
4/5
Jorge Ben Jor
4/5
Metallica
4/5
To the dissapointment of my brother it confirmed something I'd suspected my whole life: all metallica songs sound the same to me—10 min of drums-guitar-wahwahdestructionoblivionangerblahblah. Anyway, the last couple of days have been a real snoozefest so I'm grateful for the change.
Metallica
3/5
Like, yeah man, alright. Some of these songs I've heard so many times throughout my entire life, I don't know if I like them or I'm just used to them. The generator gave me this one right after "Metallica" and I gotta say I enjoyed the other one slightly more.
Iron Maiden
3/5
2.5
It's intriguing that "lame" and "male" are made of the same letters, isn't it? Well, both those words apply to anyone who enjoys this kind of music
Ramones
3/5
Why are these malnourished medieval peasants trying to make punk music? Don't they know it's a pastime only for bri'ish people, eh? Perhaps they should've stuck to making tshirts.
The album's not exactly a 3, but I appreciate that it was short at least.
George Harrison
2/5
Ravi Shankar
3/5
Radiohead
3/5
3 or 4 albums later I still don't get Radiohead but their covers always slay not gonna lie
The Charlatans
3/5
Oasis if they were completely mediocre
The Good, The Bad & The Queen
3/5
Of course it's Damon Albarn
Frank Black
2/5
Led Zeppelin
5/5
Dr. John
4/5
3.5
Elliott Smith
4/5
Bob Dylan
5/5
Fatboy Slim
4/5
Violent Femmes
4/5
Blister in the sun is annoying as hell but the other songs were very fun. For punk.
Nas
3/5
Fats Domino
3/5
The Modern Lovers
2/5
Joni Mitchell
3/5
Nirvana
3/5
David Bowie
4/5
Stevie Wonder
4/5
Joy Division
5/5
Steely Dan
2/5
Booo, boring 👎
Beatles
5/5
Beck
3/5
2.5
Destiny's Child
2/5
The xx
4/5
3.5
The intro is so good
Parliament
4/5
Elton John
5/5
Talking Heads
2/5
The songs suck but the cover is superb 😙👌
Rufus Wainwright
2/5
If singing bland sappy songs makes this guy happy, good for him, but did the editors really need to pick him instead of idk something that doesn't put you to sleep or, god forbid, from someplace other than UK or US. I know the editors are geographically challenged but perhaps they should have considered listening to more music outside the UK/US before making this list. Very, very generous 2.
Marilyn Manson
2/5
My teen self loved this quite a lot, but wow does it suck now. Unrelated but Brian, why don't you do the ultimate shock rock move and kill yourself, maybe on stage, maybe with a shotgun to the head, idk just throwing some ideas around. Still, giving this 2⭐ because of Trent Reznor's involvement (as much as he might regret it) and my stupid 16yo self's sake.
Muddy Waters
4/5
John Martyn
3/5
2.5
Nothing spectacular here but I did enjoy "Small hours"
Sheryl Crow
3/5
2.5
The Allman Brothers Band
4/5
The War On Drugs
2/5
Stop this. No more generic sad men please. Please.
Shivkumar Sharma
4/5
Big Star
2/5
Uninspired, mediocre, boring, middle-of-the-road, basic, pedestrian, unexeptional... Do you get the idea? And that cover is ugly beyond words.
"Hey man, what did the graphic designer propose for the cover? The ugliest fonts known to man, nice! And oh, what a great idea, yeah, let's put the same photo twice!"
Sly & The Family Stone
3/5
Simon & Garfunkel
5/5
Paul looks like he's going to unhidge his jaw right now and devour his prey in a single bite.
Blue Cheer
3/5
2.5
Pretenders
4/5
The Rolling Stones
2/5
Wankers
Megadeth
3/5
Led Zeppelin
5/5
The Beach Boys
3/5
Black Flag
2/5
Van Halen
2/5
nothing salvageable about this really
Public Image Ltd.
1/5
John Lydon should be put in solitary confinement for the rest of his life for this.
Dusty Springfield
3/5
Fave track, predictably: "Son of a Preacher man"
Green Day
1/5
I hate this type of american rock in general but I honestly have no idea how these shmucks are even considered listenable, much less punk. I guess it's ok if you are an american wannabe rebel who wants to stick it to their suburb-living conservative parents, woo hoo you're so different and special and unique! If not, be embarassed and listen to something better.
The cover is cute though, I always appreciate a hand-drawn illustration.
Oasis
5/5
4.5
Top wankers
The Clash
4/5
Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young
4/5
Elvis Presley
4/5
Miles Davis
5/5
Slay
Echo And The Bunnymen
2/5
The Who
3/5
Koffi Olomide
2/5
Frank Zappa
4/5
Ray Charles
4/5
Paul Simon
3/5
He's so silly 🤪
Orange Juice
2/5
4/5
3.5
Fave tracks: "This mess we've made" and "Kamikaze"
Guided By Voices
2/5
Neil Young
4/5
Genesis
2/5
Otis Redding
4/5
Rush
3/5
Crosby, Stills & Nash
3/5
King Crimson
3/5
4/5
808 State
3/5
Bob Dylan
3/5
Blurry man, for god's sake, stop abusing that harmonica
Chicago
3/5
Orbital
3/5
Eminem
4/5
Tough one. There are some real classics from my childhood days here, but since then my English has improved somewhat and the misogyny in the lyrics is hard to miss now. And it's quite disgusting to listen to. Especially "Kim", what a revolting domestic violence manifesto. Unfortunately, everything else still slays, so maybe I'll give it a 4?
I just remembered the blowjob skit... men should be forbidden from making music.
Emmylou Harris
2/5
Elvis Costello & The Attractions
2/5
I happen to be a citizen of one of the few countries other than UK (no, not US either), and as much as anglo music gets imported in here I'd never in my entire life heard of Elvis Costello before this list. So I was kinda looking forward to seeing what makes this guy so special that he was given 7 entire spots in here. So far I'm just confused. Catchy, memorable tunes, nice voice, smart lyrics (ok, I didn't care enough to pay attention to them)—I don't really see any of those. I hope the next ones are better.
Anyway, the English should be ashamed of many things they've done, but among them is claiming this is in any way of global importance.
Donald Fagen
3/5
Frank Sinatra
4/5
Bill Evans Trio
3/5
2.5
Leonard Cohen
3/5
2.5
The Cardigans
3/5
2.5
They really couldn't find a graphic designer, huh?
Crowded House
4/5
3.5
Nice cover.
DJ Shadow
5/5
Willie Colón & Rubén Blades
4/5
The Temptations
5/5
Iggy Pop
3/5
ZZ Top
4/5
The Sensational Alex Harvey Band
2/5
Inspiring for everyone with no singing talent watsoever—don't let anyone tell you you can't make music!
The Undertones
3/5
The Doors
5/5
The Byrds
2/5
Nice cover
Robert Wyatt
2/5
Love the title and the cover, but everything else is a crime against humanity.
Beatles
4/5
Van Morrison
2/5
The White Stripes
4/5
3.5
Leonard Cohen
4/5
I can't say anything bad about a man with such big sad brown eyes.
The Auteurs
2/5
Kate Bush
3/5
Lorde
4/5
The Stooges
4/5
Supergrass
3/5
Tracy Chapman
4/5
New Order
3/5
Soul II Soul
2/5
Harry Nilsson
4/5
Public Image Ltd.
3/5
2.5
Doesn't really deserve a 3 but whatever, at least it's better than "Metal box", and I kinda like the post-punk sound, grating as it is.
Tito Puente
3/5
The Band
3/5
Devendra Banhart
3/5
Nice cover art and nice guitar (especially in "A Sight to Behold") but i'm sure the guy is 100% insufferable in person.
John Lennon
3/5
Ooh hey that album by John Lennon's not so bad, let me just listen to the last song...... hmm he should have been shot earlier actually.
Beach House
2/5
The Cars
4/5
The Human League
2/5
Going strong for the "Worst of the 80s" prize, aren't ya? Close but not there yet, honey.
"Worst COVER of the 80s" though... A cover as fascinating as it is horrible, and yet the more I look at it the more it intrigues me. What's the deal with that woman's face? Is she trapped in that rectangle by the ugly fonts above her? And the look in her eyes doesn't even remotely suggest "daring"—I would say "frightened" or "slightly confused" or maybe even "awaiting your answer to her extremely difficult riddle, which could either let you pass freely or kill you".
Nevertheless, the 80s were a terrible time for music.
The Doors
4/5
I want to love it but other than the three best songs (including "Love her madly", which is probably one of my most played songs ever) the rest of the album is pretty mid comparatively. I listened three times just to make sure, and yeah... it's alright.
Blur
3/5
Woohoooo
Talking Heads
3/5
R.E.M.
3/5
Shuggie Otis
4/5
Fave track: "Sweet thang"
Bob Dylan
3/5
I feel my tolerance for harmonica decrease with every Bob Dylan album.
Antony and the Johnsons
2/5
Lynyrd Skynyrd
5/5
Butthole Surfers
3/5
Heavier than I expected but pretty good for a one-time listen (ignoring the band's name). And it's got a nice cover.
Marianne Faithfull
3/5
The Streets
4/5
Dire Straits
5/5
Morrissey
3/5
Faust
3/5
Queen
4/5
3.5
Creedence Clearwater Revival
4/5
Little Simz
4/5
Led Zeppelin
4/5
Lauryn Hill
3/5
Kendrick Lamar
4/5
The Police
2/5
Drive-By Truckers
2/5
3/5
Michael Jackson
5/5
Overplayed to death but somehow still slays, hate to say it
Richard Hawley
3/5
Al Green
4/5
3.5
William Orbit
3/5
Penguin Cafe Orchestra
2/5
People just did whatever in the 70s...
Amazing cover though!
Patti Smith
3/5
2.5
Paul Simon
3/5
Kinda boring, sorry Paul
Sugar
1/5
Somehow captures the the worst of the 90s. Shit sound, shit vocals, shit lyrics, shit album art. Fuck this for real.
Scissor Sisters
4/5
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
5/5
4.5
First time listening to a Nick Cave album! Surprisingly good a for a double album I'd never heard before, I'm pretty sure a couple more listens will turn it into a solid 5⭐
Edit: I've listened to this at least 20 times now whaddahell, Nick Cave ya old bastard, ya got me
The Velvet Underground
3/5
The Smiths
4/5
I love when men are miserable
Missy Elliott
3/5
Arcade Fire
3/5
The Divine Comedy
2/5
Red Hot Chili Peppers
4/5
OutKast
4/5
The Who
3/5
Janelle Monáe
4/5
Joan Baez
4/5
Nick Drake
4/5
3.5
Stevie Wonder
3/5
Foo Fighters
2/5
The wet bread of rock music. I like to imagine Kurt killing himself again while listening to this.
Occasionally there are some decent tunes though, deeply buried beneath Dave Grohl's very very mediocre vocals and zero personality. Also stupid-ass band name. Literally so average I can't even give it a 1⭐
Massive Attack
4/5
3.5
Fiona Apple
4/5
Elliott Smith
3/5
TLC
3/5
Roxy Music
3/5
If the album consisted only of that beautiful cover and In Every Dream Home a Heartache it would be straight 5⭐ (shoutout to my fellow Mindhunter fans, y'all know that sweet sweet needledrop I'm talking about #makemindhunterseason3). Alas, there are 7 more songs and all of them new wave trash so we gotta do some math and round down the rating. David Fincher, please answer my emails
JAY Z
3/5
2.5
The beats themselves aren't bad but I can't stand the ugly prick. Beyonce kill him already
Paul McCartney and Wings
4/5
3.5
R.E.M.
1/5
I wasn't going to give it a 1 until i read all the comments praising it... guys, we are not on the same plane of existence. I'll be real this is pretty boring repetitive and whiny. An absolute void of musicality. And each new song pissed me off more and more, just fuck these guys for real
Funkadelic
3/5
Kraftwerk
3/5
Now is the time to confess something that's heavily burdened me for a while now: I regret giving "The Man Machine" only 3 stars, it deserved more!!!
Various Artists
3/5
Got this on Christmas 👍 To be honest I've never felt the Christmas spirit less in my life, and I've tried anything, I even watched "Home alone" this year... still nothing
Aphex Twin
3/5
3+
Neil Young & Crazy Horse
3/5
I just don't care about Neil Young!!!!
Ryan Adams
3/5
2.5
Marty Robbins
5/5
4.5
Teenage Fanclub
2/5
sucks
Spiritualized
3/5
2.5
Cool cover
Donovan
4/5
3.5
Fave tracks: "Season of the witch" and "The trip"
Solange
3/5
Ice Cube
3/5
Def Leppard
2/5
Hair metal 🤢
Bon Jovi
3/5
2.5
Everything But The Girl
3/5
Metallica
4/5
Can't believe I spent 2 hours listening to Metallica and actively enjoyed it. My life sucks
The Pharcyde
3/5
Creedence Clearwater Revival
4/5
Slipknot
2/5
There are waaay too many people in that band.
Buzzcocks
3/5
Machito
4/5
3.5
Deep Purple
5/5
Pet Shop Boys
3/5
Christina Aguilera
5/5
From the bottom of my heart, thank you Christina, you and your ugly pants managed to shine a light through the super bleak and boring tunnel of shitty albums I've been forced to listen to for I don't even remember how long. Truly, expecting the worst is sometimes the best you can do.
David Crosby
3/5
Pere Ubu
1/5
Maybe on another day I'd give this more but today I've felt nothing but hatred since the moment I woke up. Pere Ubu, see you in hell.
Tim Buckley
4/5
The Icarus Line
3/5
Goldfrapp
3/5
Mylo
3/5
Baaba Maal
4/5
The Prodigy
5/5
Doves
2/5
Anthrax
3/5
2.5
Metallica if they were slightly more annoying
Belle & Sebastian
2/5
John Mayall & The Bluesbreakers
3/5
Sonic Youth
2/5
Solomon Burke
3/5
Incredible Bongo Band
3/5
Adam & The Ants
2/5
If nothing else, this list is making me realise how deeply I hate new wave.
Supertramp
3/5
Kings of Leon
3/5
Beatles
4/5
3.5
Gene Clark
2/5
So we know for certain that at least one (1) person in the Netherlands has bought this album. Maybe even listened to it... Well, yes, when you put it that way, it certainly explains why it's on the "albums everyone should listen to" list.
Tina Turner
4/5
4⭐ just for Auntie Tina's voice
Astrud Gilberto
2/5
Liz Phair
2/5
Mhm, and why exactly should I care?
Jane's Addiction
3/5
2.5
Brian Eno
2/5
Hole
3/5
Lots of respect for Courtney, I love insane women but I wasnt exactly obsessed with the album.
Neneh Cherry
3/5
Robbie Williams
3/5
Taylor Swift
4/5
Honest to god I've been deliberating this for a week and to the surprise of everyone but especially me, I've decided to challenge my prejudices and be positive even if I find this album slightly to moderately annoying, shallow, overproduced, american etc, the girl can make a catchy tune dammit. Also I've been under constant attack by extremely mid albums recently which in turn has caused my average rating to fall and make me look like a hater. Which I am, but shhh don't tell anyone!
Korn
4/5
Kinda terrible, cheesy and, one might even say... korny.
Fun Lovin' Criminals
3/5
Hole
3/5
Sonic Youth
2/5
Love the cover!
Cocteau Twins
3/5
Dire Straits
4/5
3.5
Genesis
2/5
And I'm being generous with this
Massive Attack
3/5
The Residents
2/5
The Black Keys
4/5
Arcade Fire
2/5
Snoop Dogg
4/5
Eels
3/5
I hate this cover so much.
Mariah Carey
3/5
2.5
In a better world Mariah would be Balkan
Fugees
5/5
4.5
Adele
5/5
Mmmm I'm feeling good today, "River Lee" and "Miss you" are right up my alley so I'll be extra generous and give this a 4.5⭐ Adele babygirl you know I love you
Dolly Parton
4/5
Jefferson Airplane
4/5
2/5
Someone's drilling holes somewhere in my apartment complex and I think it really ties the whole thing together.
U2
1/5
List of the worst Irish terrorist organizations (on account of the number of committed atrocities and affected victims, and overall global impact) ranked in order:
2. IRA
1. U2
Sigur Rós
2/5
Can
2/5
Pentangle
5/5
Yasss my liege, slayyyyeth 💅
CHIC
3/5
2.5
Morrissey
4/5
God, he's so pathetic
The National
3/5
2.5
Did someone force them to record this at 3am?
And there comes the graphic designer... my man I get you, I also hate it when there's only 10 minutes to the deadline and I still haven't got anything done
Pixies
3/5
Belle & Sebastian
2/5
Nitin Sawhney
2/5
Faith No More
5/5
Billy Joel
3/5
The Beach Boys
3/5
Peter Gabriel
3/5
Miriam Makeba
4/5
3.5
3/5
3+
I sincerely enjoyed this, imagine how bad everything else is
Dagmar Krause
3/5
The Sugarcubes
3/5
2.5
Weird but I surprisingly enjoyed Bjork's vocals here. The cover sucks tho
The Beach Boys
3/5
Prince
3/5
Led Zeppelin
5/5
Run-D.M.C.
3/5
2.5
Iron Butterfly
3/5
2.5
1/5
It's like if 9/11 was an album
John Coltrane
2/5
Deep Purple
4/5
3.5
AC/DC
5/5
Sonic Youth
3/5
3 (three!) whole albums so far by these random nobodies, are y'all insane?? I can stomach one but three completely uremarkable piles of guitar distortion, c'mon man that ain't Pink Floyd... Wait. I just checked and there are 5 fucking albums FIVE ALBUMS I REPEAT by fucking sonic youth which editor was drinking acid while letting this happen??
Grant Lee Buffalo
3/5
Air
4/5
Hüsker Dü
1/5
Changing to the next song and yay! It's the same song again!
Animal Collective
2/5
The Kinks
3/5
Tim Buckley
4/5
Minutemen
4/5
AC/DC
4/5
Prince
3/5
Fugazi
4/5
Ali Farka Touré
5/5
Iron Maiden
4/5
3.5
Julian Cope
3/5
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
4/5
The Fall
3/5
Bebel Gilberto
2/5
The Temptations
3/5
The Go-Go's
4/5
Stan Getz
3/5
Blood, Sweat & Tears
3/5
Rahul Dev Burman
4/5
KISS
1/5
What makes this so incredibly terrible is that they were 100% serious about it. They could have turned around like "sike, it's a joke!" like haha guys you got me there!
But no, they were sincerely trying to make music and. It's bad.
Stephen Stills
3/5
John Cale
2/5
And in Wigan pey wet is as good as gravy
Method Man
2/5
Black Sabbath
5/5
Sometimes 5⭐ simply aren't enough
Megadeth
3/5
3+
Aerosmith
2/5
Walk this way is in MY list of 1001 songs that make me want to blow my brains out
Minor Threat
2/5
Q-Tip
3/5
2.5
Brian Wilson
3/5
Bob Marley & The Wailers
3/5
Buena Vista Social Club
4/5
Chan chan may be one of the greatest songs of all time
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
5/5
The Last Shadow Puppets
5/5
4.5
I'm being slightly generous here but unfortunately not even I am immune to Alex Turner
ABBA
3/5
Santana
5/5
4.5
Deep Purple
3/5
The White Stripes
5/5
4.5
Pixies
3/5
The United States Of America
3/5
Clown music fits the USA theme i guess
Fred Neil
3/5
Barry Adamson
4/5
3.5
what can i say i'm weird, i'm a weirdo
Elvis Costello & The Attractions
2/5
*bleeding from the ears* okay OKAY Elvis please stop, I'll tell you everything... the nuclear codes, the security passwords.. everything you want, please just spare my family
The Cure
5/5
4.5
Joni Mitchell
3/5
A Tribe Called Quest
3/5
David Bowie
3/5
David Bowie
2/5
Girl the brit favoritism is off the charts here... it literally wouldn't have more than 2.6 score if it was any other artist
Caetano Veloso
2/5
Barry Adamson
4/5
The White Stripes
4/5
The Flaming Lips
3/5
PJ Harvey
3/5
Lou Reed
3/5
2.5
Dead Kennedys
2/5
De La Soul
3/5
Black Sabbath
5/5
4.5
Tom Waits
4/5
Fairport Convention
5/5
Wilco
2/5
Willie Nelson
4/5
3.5
The Verve
3/5
2.5
Os Mutantes
3/5
Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan
3/5
4/5
Bee Gees
2/5
Morrissey
3/5
what's exactly your problem mate
Living Colour
4/5
Orbital
3/5
The Pogues
3/5
Jimmy Smith
3/5
CHIC
3/5
Aretha Franklin
4/5
Beatles
5/5
Roxy Music
3/5
Marvin Gaye
3/5
Beastie Boys
3/5
Sometimes COOL
but of they stopped doing THIS
all the TIME
it would be BETTER
because it becomes ANNOYING
at some POINT
Nick Drake
3/5
Le Tigre
4/5
Paul McCartney
4/5
The Specials
2/5
k.d. lang
3/5
Sepultura
4/5
Ladysmith Black Mambazo
3/5
Steely Dan
3/5
Todd Rundgren
2/5
Michael Jackson
3/5
3+
When he's good, he's good. Lots of mid filler here though
The Strokes
3/5
Kate Bush
4/5
3.5
Sparks
3/5
Bert Jansch
3/5
New Order
3/5
Curtis Mayfield
3/5
The Rolling Stones
3/5
Fairport Convention
3/5
Ananda Shankar
4/5
3.5
Fave track: Snow flower
Echo And The Bunnymen
3/5
Gary Numan
3/5
2.5 but I'm obsessed with his eyeshadow, work it huntyy 💅
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
3/5
The Libertines
3/5
2.5
Culture Club
2/5
Tom Waits
3/5
UB40
3/5
2.5
Louis Prima
4/5
Manu Chao
5/5
Kid Rock
3/5
I have several thoughts:
1. absolutely awful terrible embarassing and also way too long but. the lyrics did make me laugh multiple times
2. one thing cannot be denied about the usa, they are great at creating innovative torture methods
3. why is eminem here
Hugh Masekela
2/5
System Of A Down
4/5
The kombucha mushroom people indeed
Erykah Badu
3/5
2.5
Garbage
4/5
Dusty Springfield
4/5
3.5
Pink Floyd
4/5
Air
5/5
Eminem
3/5
2.5
Pavement
2/5
Annoyingly droning 90s bullshit
John Grant
3/5
Midlife crisis vibes aside, the german accent diss took me out
Grateful Dead
3/5
Cocteau Twins
3/5
2.5
Sex Pistols
4/5
True pioneers in the field of talentless and unintelligible britness
Bruce Springsteen
4/5
3.5
State trooper 👌
Traffic
3/5
The Byrds
3/5
2.5
Joy Division
3/5
2.5
Kings of Leon
3/5
Boards of Canada
4/5
The Birthday Party
3/5
Lou Reed
4/5
3.5
4/5
3.5
Bruce Springsteen
4/5
T. Rex
2/5
Talking Heads
3/5
Rufus Wainwright
2/5
Bro sorry that your life sucks or whaterver but mine doesn't, so go whine your gloomy songs farther from me please
Neu!
3/5
2.5
Eurythmics
3/5
3+
Sweet Dreams slays as always everything else is ok. except for that cover. what is going on here...
Sepultura
3/5
Randy Newman
3/5
2.5
I've already forgotten it
Nirvana
3/5
4 stars to Heart-shaped box and Rape me, minus 1 because of everything else. i just don't really care about nirvana no matter how much i try, sorry to everyone
Deerhunter
2/5
go girl give us nothing
OutKast
3/5
Fela Kuti
2/5
5/5
Liam is THE best poet of our time and no i'm not talking about any lyrics on this album or any other. Actually imo his talent is wasted as a musician because have you read any of his tweets? like that's shakespeare
The Darkness
4/5
Peter Gabriel
4/5
3.5
Slipknot
2/5
An album that makes you appreciate the ads between the songs
My Bloody Valentine
2/5
Justin Timberlake
4/5
3.5
Here's the thing, this is wayy too long, pretty mid and also he's just(in) annoying, however... the early 2000's nostalgia.........
That gap between the U in Justified and Justin bothers me greatly though to say the least.
Laibach
4/5
Muddy Waters
4/5
Nirvana
3/5
Me when my throat hurts
Jethro Tull
4/5
3.5
Eagles
3/5
I like the album cover (spelling "eagles" on an eagle, what more could one want) but he way the eagle is slightly off centre bothers me A LOT
Def Leppard
3/5
Imagine this:
You can't see it bu there is a crash somewhere ahead, some prick was probably looking at his phone at the wrong time and now the police are there and the whole road is blocked and you're stuck in your old honda for an hour and two minutes (that feel like five hours at least) and the only thing your radio will play is the local rock station. You are in purgatory but you're wondering whether it's actually hell.
Ray Price
4/5
Bikini bottom music
Kings of Leon
4/5
3.5
The Chemical Brothers
3/5
3+
Emerson, Lake & Palmer
3/5
2.5
Taylor Swift
2/5
I'm not the target audience for this
David Bowie
3/5
3+
Jerry Lee Lewis
4/5
Unfortunately a pretty good record. What would have made it better though is if someone came on stage and beat him to death with a hammer.
Killing Joke
4/5
3.5
Incubus
4/5
3.5
I admit I have a soft spot for shitty nu metal
Fever Ray
3/5
3+
U2
1/5
This is my favourite U2 album
Lana Del Rey
5/5
As a Lana girlie maybe this is not the Lana album I would choose to include here (probably Born to Die i feel is her most iconic but it's a though choice, she has many greats: Honeymoon, Ultraviolence, Norman F Rockwell etc etc) but still! Chemtrails is a pretty solid album which i actually hadn't heard in its entirety until now!! Thank you Lana
Tom Waits
4/5
3.5
Leonard Cohen
3/5
fIREHOSE
2/5
Don McLean
3/5
3+
Roxy Music
2/5
3/5
2/5
X-Ray Spex
3/5
Slint
4/5
Simon & Garfunkel
3/5
They don't hate each other enough yet
Goldfrapp
3/5
Isaac Hayes
4/5
3.5
Feeling generous today
The Vines
4/5
Screaming Trees
3/5
Arcade Fire
2/5
More like Beige as fuck Bible
Beck
4/5
Boston
3/5
Nick Drake
4/5
3.5
The Stone Roses
3/5
3+ but one of the ugliest covers I've ever seen
Christine and the Queens
3/5
Blondie
3/5
Marvin Gaye
4/5
John Lennon
4/5
Tricky
4/5
Grandmaster Flash & The Furious Five
4/5
Maxwell
3/5
3+
The 13th Floor Elevators
3/5
The Young Rascals
4/5
3.5
Tori Amos
5/5
4.5
Rage Against The Machine
3/5
The Black Crowes
3/5
2.5
Not bad just nothing new here. Some guys making music some other guys already made 30 years ago... like it's the 90s, think of something else
King Crimson
3/5
Kind of shite
Everything But The Girl
3/5
2.5
Neil Young
3/5
Bruce Springsteen
2/5
N.W.A.
4/5
3.5
The Bees
3/5
Scritti Politti
3/5
He was inspired by the Sex Pistols?? To make THIS????
The Damned
3/5
I am happy beyond words to get this. My fourth and last U2 album.... U2 and i have made some unforgettable memories along the way but today is special. Today is the day I am finally free from U2's tyrannical grip on my life, and i never have to listen to them again!!!! Bono see you in hell
Badly Drawn Boy
3/5
Tortoise
3/5
When you click the name of the artist it leads you to the wiki page for the actual animal!!! 🐢
TV On The Radio
3/5
Billy Bragg
3/5
Dinosaur Jr.
3/5
Mercury Rev
2/5
Stephen Stills
3/5
Ministry
3/5
The Everly Brothers
3/5
Carpenters
3/5
Magazine
3/5
The album cover is great
John Prine
3/5
Fatboy Slim
3/5
2.5
Manic Street Preachers
2/5
2+
Stop the brits. It's enough. Sign my petition HERE
Sufjan Stevens
3/5
3+
The Smiths
5/5
The smiths are slowly growing on me, i will revisit the other albums i'd already rated. I love his pathetic whiny ass what can i do
Youssou N'Dour
3/5
Fleet Foxes
4/5
3.5
Bonus point for Peter Bruegel the Elder on the cover
The Electric Prunes
3/5