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AlbumYouGlobalDiff
Bright Flight
Silver Jews
5 2.67 +2.33
Don't Come Home A Drinkin' (With Lovin' On Your Mind)
Loretta Lynn
5 2.96 +2.04
New York Dolls
New York Dolls
5 3.12 +1.88
John Prine
John Prine
5 3.21 +1.79
Rust In Peace
Megadeth
5 3.24 +1.76
Red Headed Stranger
Willie Nelson
5 3.34 +1.66
Garbage
Garbage
5 3.39 +1.61
...And Justice For All
Metallica
5 3.41 +1.59
It's Blitz!
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
5 3.48 +1.52
That's The Way Of The World
Earth, Wind & Fire
5 3.5 +1.5

You Love Less Than Most

AlbumYouGlobalDiff
Abbey Road
Beatles
1 4.45 -3.45
Revolver
Beatles
1 4.23 -3.23
Rubber Soul
Beatles
1 4.11 -3.11
Purple Rain
Prince
1 4.02 -3.02
Exodus
Bob Marley & The Wailers
1 3.94 -2.94
The Doors
The Doors
1 3.93 -2.93
In Rainbows
Radiohead
1 3.87 -2.87
Songs From The Big Chair
Tears For Fears
1 3.75 -2.75
Live At The Harlem Square Club
Sam Cooke
1 3.75 -2.75
Born In The U.S.A.
Bruce Springsteen
1 3.69 -2.69

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Metallica 4 4.5
Kendrick Lamar 2 5

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Beatles 6 1.5
Bob Marley & The Wailers 3 1
Tim Buckley 3 1
The Doors 3 1
Bob Dylan 5 1.6
Tom Waits 4 1.5
Bruce Springsteen 4 1.5
The Who 4 1.5
Miles Davis 4 1.5
The Byrds 4 1.5
The Beach Boys 3 1.33
Blur 3 1.33
The Velvet Underground 3 1.33
Sonic Youth 3 1.33
Kraftwerk 2 1
The Police 2 1
Yes 2 1
Pet Shop Boys 2 1
Randy Newman 2 1
Emerson, Lake & Palmer 2 1
Love 2 1
Everything But The Girl 2 1
Genesis 2 1
Talking Heads 4 1.75
Joni Mitchell 3 1.67
Neil Young & Crazy Horse 3 1.67
The Smiths 3 1.67
Kate Bush 3 1.67
Madonna 3 1.67
The Rolling Stones 5 2
Happy Mondays 2 1.5
Pere Ubu 2 1.5
Eminem 2 1.5
John Martyn 2 1.5
The Divine Comedy 2 1.5
Van Morrison 2 1.5
Ryan Adams 2 1.5
Depeche Mode 2 1.5
Van Halen 2 1.5
Pulp 2 1.5
The Mothers Of Invention 2 1.5
Morrissey 2 1.5
Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band 2 1.5
Grateful Dead 2 1.5
R.E.M. 4 2
Led Zeppelin 5 2.2
Brian Eno 5 2.2
Kings of Leon 3 2
The Kinks 3 2
Kanye West 3 2
Elvis Costello & The Attractions 3 2
Dexys Midnight Runners 3 2
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds 3 2
Prince 3 2
Neil Young 4 2.25

Controversial

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U2 3, 1, 5
Marvin Gaye 5, 2
The White Stripes 1, 4
Willie Nelson 5, 2
Ice Cube 4, 1

5-Star Albums (28)

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Rage Against The Machine by Rage Against The Machine

My dad in 1997: why do you have my fender and a monkey wrench in your room Mason stop messing with my stuff! Me: *all of 11 years old and doing tom morello shit to the fender with the wrench* FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME

Astral Weeks by Van Morrison

multiple 7+ minute van morrison songs is the worst thing this list has produced since it was multiple 7+ minute live van morrison songs

Abbey Road by Beatles

i feel about the beatles the same way i feel about the 1900 BC sumerian joke that no one understands in the modern day. i'm sure it helped pave the way for the good stuff, but that doesn't make it good. i tried to set that preconceived notion aside while listening to this, but the best part of the album is the back half when most of the songs are <2 minutes long

Fear Of Music by Talking Heads

when talking heads works it works really well. when talking heads doesn't work it is the most annoying music on the planet. this is an entire album where it doesn't work.

Imagine by John Lennon

Was worried I might have to grudgingly admit this slapped until jealous guy started. I am willing to admit that my view of Lennon is colored by current events and because I just finished For All Mankind where they retcon his assassination to fail and I spent a good couple minutes imagining how insufferable he would have continued being. But I am not willing to admit that much of this album was any good

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Hot Buttered Soul by Isaac Hayes
Oct 17 2023

Includes two of the all-timers in the "long ass songs" category. A great album for driving, cleaning, cooking, background noise at a small gathering.

The Man Machine by Kraftwerk
Oct 18 2023

I'll take others' word for it that it's seminal and influential for a lot of things I've enjoyed since it was released, but no thank you never again

Back In Black by AC/DC
Oct 19 2023

AC/DC songs are just a vehicle for Angus to play a guitar solo. They really are best consumed as a closing pitcher's entrance music instead of by the album.

Oct 20 2023

You can draw a straight line from this album to The Decemberists and I think that's neat. I stole this CD from my Dad when I was 11 and have loved it ever since.

Vespertine by Björk
Oct 21 2023

The whole album sounds like one song. Which is different from saying the songs all sound the same. It sounds like one hour-long song.

Disraeli Gears by Cream
Oct 23 2023

Quintessential 60s classic rock sound

Larks' Tongues In Aspic by King Crimson
Oct 24 2023

A nonsense 13 minute long opening track is exactly why nobody likes prog rock

The Cars by The Cars
Oct 25 2023

Almost entirely bangers.

Ten by Pearl Jam
Oct 27 2023

Bands that got massive radio play in the 90s are weird because some of them (Pearl Jam included) are precious to me, and some of them were so overplayed that I cannot stand them now (Creed). Start to finish fantastic rock. Unique, bordering on weird in a way that was important to me as a kid. Of Alice In Chains' Layne Staley, Nirvana's Kurt Cobain, Soundgarden's Chris Cornell, and Pearl Jam's Eddie Vedder, it seems cruel that the one who got his shit together and became a vegan and insufferable and might now be immortal is the latter.

Low-Life by New Order
Oct 28 2023

It played on repeat like 2 and a half times before I realized? It was fine, with some moments.

Music From Big Pink by The Band
Oct 29 2023

The intersection of easy listening classic rock, southern classic rock, and radio classic rock.

Lost In The Dream by The War On Drugs
Oct 30 2023

FULL ADMISSION: I made a big mistake. I read the "about" blurb on spotify before listening to this. The "about" blurb on spotify for The War On Drugs appears to have been written by the band (and given that all the photos are of the lead singer, one presumes by him specifically). It is nonsense from start to finish, and negatively colored my impressions of the record thoroughly, so I recommend not doing that. Perhaps their other albums show off their skill as "this century's great rock synthesists," but the start of this record is nondescript middle of the road indie rock. Then suddenly, the warning signs: an extended Dire Straits impression on "An Ocean In Between The Waves." The almost-unique vocals now sound like they're trying to be something specific. And then inexplicably it turns into Bob Dylan tribute music on "Eyes To The Wind." If you inexplicably turn into (bad, I might add) Bob Dylan tribute music in the middle of your record I will give you 1 star every time. If you then, after an unearned instrumental interlude, turn into Bruce Springsteen tribute music on the very next track, I'll wish I could take that 1 star away. This album infuriated me in a fun way. 5 stars for the experience, 1 star for the album

Ramones by Ramones
Oct 31 2023

Foundational and iconic and all that, but it's not really listenable as an album.

Metal Box by Public Image Ltd.
Nov 01 2023

Not my thing. I'm giving it an extra star because it absolutely succeeds at the band's goal of creating an "anti rock" sound.

Bridge Over Troubled Water by Simon & Garfunkel
Nov 02 2023

It's endlessly odd to me while listening to the album straight through that Simon & Garfunkel put stuff like 'bridge over troubled water' and 'so long frank lloyd wright' on the same album as stuff like 'cecilia' and 'keep the customer satisfied,' and then i remember they broke up acrimoniously. the boxer is a perfect song. the lyrics are almost conversational but flow with the music perfectly like a gentle downhill stream in a way i don't think anyone else has ever come close to matching. most of it is listenable, a lot of it is good, and bridge over troubled water is one of the most annoying songs ever recorded.

Liege And Lief by Fairport Convention
Nov 03 2023

It was fine. Mostly charming. I'd go to a tavern to see it live. Another case of "I'm sure several artists I enjoy cite them as an influence."

All Directions by The Temptations
Nov 04 2023

Easy listening, no complaints

Aha Shake Heartbreak by Kings of Leon
Nov 05 2023

Weird album for me. I think it's important as a bridge between a time when alt rock had become very samey and when actually-alternative alt rock became widely commercial and popular. Some of the guitar work is very foundational for the alt rock of the 2010s. The AltNation SiriusXM station and many of the bands they play regularly owe a lot to Kings of Leon. Unfortunately, Caleb Followill's voice is unfuckingbearable.

Play by Moby
Nov 06 2023

If you can set aside the cartoon character that is Moby, I believe there is a 4 or 4.5 star album here, but there's so much useless underground electronic DJ set filler squeezed into the cracks that drags it down.

Cosmo's Factory by Creedence Clearwater Revival
Nov 07 2023

Classic, mostly great outside of extended noodling sessions

Floodland by Sisters Of Mercy
Nov 09 2023

enjoyed it from start to finish. type o negative vibes

Life Thru A Lens by Robbie Williams
Nov 10 2023

irredeemable garbage from start to finish

Guero by Beck
Nov 11 2023

Solid, but not nearly as good as 2005 Mason thought it was

Here Are the Sonics by The Sonics
Nov 12 2023

Another in the "i understand that it's foundational and influential but i'll stick to the things that built upon its foundation and were inspired by it thank you"

Back To Black by Amy Winehouse
Nov 13 2023

I have no particular attachment to either artist, but at least once or twice I thought "Man Adele really stole her whole vocal sound didn't she" Me and Mr. Jones gets the album an extra star all by itself. "What kind of fuckery is this" is a wonderful line

Licensed To Ill by Beastie Boys
Nov 14 2023

yep, that's a beastie boys album

Entertainment by Gang Of Four
Nov 15 2023

love an english punk band where you can hear their accents (meegraine)

Coles Corner by Richard Hawley
Nov 16 2023

I want to rate this higher. I didn't dislike it, it shines in a couple spots. But it can't escape sounding like the solo effort of a guy who does his best work collaborating with other artists (which it is)

I Should Coco by Supergrass
Nov 18 2023

fun all the way through

Third by Soft Machine
Nov 19 2023

prog rock is a tool of the devil. jazzy prog rock is a WMD.

Konnichiwa by Skepta
Nov 20 2023

one of the best grime albums ever. bonus points for putting a recording of a cod lobby on a track

Blue by Joni Mitchell
Nov 21 2023
Back to Basics by Christina Aguilera
Nov 23 2023

did not realize christina aguilera was making christiany pop albums a couple of these songs felt kinda.... pandery? weird vibe. i like the risk taking with the sound though, it's not exactly what you expect from christina a song full of voice mails from fans is a CHOICE.

Woodface by Crowded House
Nov 24 2023

bland and offputting in a way i'm not sure how to explain

Doolittle by Pixies
Nov 25 2023

one of the ones where you just go "yeah of course this is one the list"

OK Computer by Radiohead
Nov 26 2023

I was excited to sit down and listen to this as an adult. I know there are some bangers on here, but as a young'n Radiohead was the annoying boring stuff that interrupted the loud grunge on the radio and the music video for paranoid android was highly unsettling to me. It really drags at the end, but there's a lot of great stuff here. It has an emblematic 90s non-music interlude track which I appreciate on principle. It hearkens to a time when people made albums instead of singles

Nov 27 2023

i have a generally positive opinion of the kinks from the singles i'm familiar with and their appearances on wes anderson soundtracks, but i hated this

A Hard Day's Night by Beatles
Nov 28 2023

the beatles fall into a category of foundational, influential inspirational media where i consumed everything it inspired before i consumed the media. boring, but i don't hate it.

Fear Of Music by Talking Heads
Nov 29 2023

when talking heads works it works really well. when talking heads doesn't work it is the most annoying music on the planet. this is an entire album where it doesn't work.

Brothers In Arms by Dire Straits
Nov 30 2023

The bangers are banging, the bops are bopping I've never listened to this album all the way through, so I did not expect a Chuck Mangione joint on track 4

Germfree Adolescents by X-Ray Spex
Dec 01 2023

The spotify version doesn't have oh bondage up yours on it, so what's the point?

Homework by Daft Punk
Dec 02 2023

I know that this genre of music simply isn't for me, and also I shouldn't be listening to it while I do my fake email job at 1pm on a Thursday, but even so I cannot fathom why this album is held in such high esteem by those who are into it. There's a 7 minute 33 second song of the same 8 count of noise repeated over and over with nothing but various effects and additional percussion layered onto it. Most of the album just isn't compelling if I'm not at an EDM show and on drugs. Extra star for Da Funk and Around the World tho

In The Wee Small Hours by Frank Sinatra
Dec 03 2023

I went through a middle school kid who got super into the rat pack phase and nothing from this album was ever of interest to me. also it's really sleepy

Fred Neil by Fred Neil
Dec 04 2023

Absolutely love the vibe of a dude named fred releasing an album called fred with a song that includes "(fred's tune)" in its title. It was fine.

War by U2
Dec 05 2023

I was aware of Bono and The Edge as kind of insufferable before I was aware of U2's good music, and it definitely colors my impression of them. This is a pretty good album though.

Feast of Wire by Calexico
Dec 07 2023

The platonic ideal of the kinds of albums I let ruin my mood throughout the 00's. No thanks!

John Prine by John Prine
Dec 08 2023

an all timer, one of the kings of sad as fuck country still being a good time

The Köln Concert by Keith Jarrett
Dec 11 2023

I would never choose to listen to this again, it simply doesn't interest me, but it's not bad.

Teenager Of The Year by Frank Black
Dec 13 2023

I like a lot of the guitar work, but this album feels like when a good character in a show disappears and comes back but now they're dark and brooding cause they've been through some shit. Shouldn't have broken up the pixies, francis

Superunknown by Soundgarden
Dec 14 2023

This is one of the most precious albums to me of all time. There is so much there beyond the singles. The sludge of 4th of July, the creeping opti-pessimism of The Day I Tried To Live, the groove of Let Me Drown... No skips. All timer. 6 stars.

GI by Germs
Dec 15 2023
Wild Is The Wind by Nina Simone
Dec 16 2023

First couple tracks were great, but Nina Simone's vibrato is not for me for extended periods of time

Country Life by Roxy Music
Dec 17 2023

mostly fine, sometimes irritating

I Against I by Bad Brains
Dec 18 2023

I am convinced that the vast majority of the punk included in this list was done so as an afterthought to avoid the author getting yelled at about it

Blood On The Tracks by Bob Dylan
Dec 19 2023

How can there be so much Bob Dylan yet only Tangled Up In Blue is good

Dec 20 2023

I know that arctic monkeys know how to use distortion on their guitars because they do it on this album and yet they spend so much time opting instead for the most annoying guitar tone ever recorded

Synchronicity by The Police
Dec 21 2023

There are a lot of albums we've heard so far where I could see why it would be enjoyable to someone, but this is the first one that just fucking sucks and I cannot fathom enjoying it. ZERO stars I never want to hear any of these songs again.

Ragged Glory by Neil Young & Crazy Horse
Dec 22 2023

all of the rough edges of a live performance with none of the energy, but mostly fun to listen to

It's Blitz! by Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Dec 24 2023

one of the best albums of the 00s. And I love an album with some acoustic versions at the end

Made In Japan by Deep Purple
Dec 25 2023

Live albums are rarely good and this is not an exception. That being said, extra star for space truckin. Space truckin is never not good

Music From The Penguin Cafe by Penguin Cafe Orchestra
Dec 28 2023

I didn't mind most of this, though I don't particularly enjoy when an otherwise good if not weird song descends into noise making for no good reason in the middle. I am ten thousand percent positive that wayne coyne lyrics and vocals would make every single track a certified banger. i think i expected the flaming lips to show up on every single track.

Aladdin Sane by David Bowie
Dec 29 2023

I love the guitar work throughout most of Bowie's career, I just don't like when he sings over it throughout most of his career also.

Aja by Steely Dan
Dec 30 2023

There was nothing wrong with anything on this album I just wouldn’t ever choose to listen to it again and “would listen again” is my bar for 3 stars so…

Fragile by Yes
Dec 31 2023

I hold these men personally responsible as the progenitors of most prog rock

Swordfishtrombones by Tom Waits
Jan 01 2024

Every single Tom waits song is simply wait(s)ing for the right scene in a movie or tv show of which to be a theme song. It all feels like it’s missing context when you’re just listening to the album.

The Wall by Pink Floyd
Jan 02 2024

I’ll take the layne Staley Tom morello version of another brick from 1999’s criminally underrated The Faculty, but an extra star for producing the original so it could be used in a movie about alien teachers attacking students instead of protest

British Steel by Judas Priest
Jan 03 2024

Probably the third best Priest album. I remain shocked this was picked as their appearance over others. If I ever run into Rob Halford in San Diego again I will ask him about it.

Jagged Little Pill by Alanis Morissette
Jan 04 2024

There's not really much that moved me outside of the singles (BUT THE SINGLES ARE ALL TIMERS)

Vulnicura by Björk
Jan 05 2024

Pretty listenable, but a lot of making weird noise for weird noise’s sake

Green Onions by Booker T. & The MG's
Jan 06 2024

pretty fun the whole way through, and a perfect album to listen to while doing house work

Signing Off by UB40
Jan 07 2024

Just not for me in album form

Hotel California by Eagles
Jan 08 2024

I’ve never listened to this in its entirety and I probably haven’t heard anything but a snippet of hotel California on the radio in a store or something in years. I think it’s one of those songs that younger people just sort of take on faith as being an all timer but it is exactly as good as your dad says it is. The rest of it is decent 70s rock ranging from listenable to pretty good. Also it’s weirdly fun to listen to good music when you know the people making it utterly despise one another. But then less so when you know what a bunch of assholes they are.

Pet Sounds by The Beach Boys
Jan 09 2024

Try as I might to give this an unbiased listen The Beach Boys are simply “my dads music” from a time when I was starting to choose “my music.” Didn’t really enjoy my time here, but didn’t dislike it as much as I thought I would

Scott 4 by Scott Walker
Jan 11 2024

I did not expect to enjoy this but it was quite lovely to make soup to

Rum Sodomy & The Lash by The Pogues
Jan 12 2024

Don’t think consuming the pogues in album form is for me, but I really enjoyed quite a few songs

From Elvis In Memphis by Elvis Presley
Jan 13 2024

In the ghetto is one of the most insane songs ever penned. Just totally wild that was a hit even accounting for “it was a different time” It always makes me laugh to hear Elvis plead with the recipient of a song to believe him or cry about his partner being suspicious of him, ELVIS PRESLEY. Only a couple songs on here that really drag. Great overall

Jan 14 2024

Was having a much better time with this talking heads album until warning sign. And the song after that. And the one after that. And then I was like ah fuck yep this is a talking heads joint. Then it recovered a bit! I would listen to some of these songs again, but never in album form.

Halcyon Digest by Deerhunter
Jan 15 2024

There was some really fun stuff here but the rest of the album sounded like the fun stuff but not as fun.

Born To Run by Bruce Springsteen
Jan 16 2024

I’ve always been vaguely sure I don’t like Springsteen now I know for sure. It all sounds the same and it’s not great. A lot of it is quite bad. Why does the melody in jungleland sound directly ripped from tiny dancer? Why is the title track held in such high regard? And why is one of the e street band members a main character in The Sopranos?

Berlin by Lou Reed
Jan 17 2024

Some real standouts amid a lot of dullness

Phrenology by The Roots
Jan 19 2024

My room mate played this album a lot in college. It's very enjoyable.

A personal top 5 album of all time. As a kid learning to play guitar but not being very good or fast and only having metal and grunge in my musical tastes, Mick Ronson was revelatory. I would say the ziggy era is the only Bowie I really like, but even Aladdin Sane abandons so much of what makes me love this album. Five years is one of the best songs ever recorded.

american dream by LCD Soundsystem
Jan 21 2024

This album and band have an outsized reputation that neither really meets. What’s good is pretty good, and what’s bad (when they go full talking heads, my disdain for which is already stated in these records) is pretty bad. The rest of it is fine, but nothing revolutionary or legendary like I’d been led to believe

xx by The xx
Jan 22 2024

Chris isaak I wanna fall in love the album

At San Quentin by Johnny Cash
Jan 24 2024

Live albums are rarely good and this is not an exception. Love Johnny tho

Winter In America by Gil Scott-Heron
Jan 25 2024

didn't mind any of this, very much enjoyed the vocals and the instrumentation

Hot Fuss by The Killers
Jan 26 2024

might be my favorite album of the 00s

The Blueprint by JAY Z
Jan 27 2024

the late 90s/early 00s is an era of hip hop that doesn't really interest me, but hov interests me more than the rest. You can only hear Jay-Z talking about beating the charges so many times before you get tired of it, but I will readily admit he is the best at it.

Marquee Moon by Television
Jan 28 2024

Too much jam bandy noodley guitar work on too-long songs, but I liked some of it. Wouldn’t reach for it again

Jazz Samba by Stan Getz
Jan 29 2024

This is one where I want to find a copy of the book and find out what about it makes it an album you should hear before you die. In a genre that I would describe as "fancy hotel lobby music" or "tv/movie incidental music," is this particularly exemplary? was there special drama in its recording? I enjoyed it, but it's not immediately clear to me why I needed to hear it before I die.

Since I Left You by The Avalanches
Jan 30 2024

absolutely not. the whole idea bothers me in principle.

Pyromania by Def Leppard
Feb 01 2024

i found it very hard to take this album seriously. i recognize logically that def leppard is probably the target sound for every tv commercial or show that wants 80s rock-sounding incidental music, but the whole album sounded like that.

Tommy by The Who
Feb 02 2024

Easily the biggest delta so far between the reverence most folks have for the album and the depths of my distaste for it. Roger Daltrey is unbearable both as a singer and a human being. The story is boring. The music is fine. I never want to hear it again.

Power In Numbers by Jurassic 5
Feb 03 2024

It was a fun listen, but not something I'd ever reach for

A Wizard, A True Star by Todd Rundgren
Feb 04 2024

Definitely bottom 5 so far. Just a terrible experience sonically.

Feb 05 2024

Not my favorite Common. Doesn’t help that it’s full of problematic language. He has thankfully publicly realized that was a problem and resolved not to use homophobic slurs anymore. A couple great ones here though

Rage Against The Machine by Rage Against The Machine
Feb 06 2024

My dad in 1997: why do you have my fender and a monkey wrench in your room Mason stop messing with my stuff! Me: *all of 11 years old and doing tom morello shit to the fender with the wrench* FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME

The Colour Of Spring by Talk Talk
Feb 07 2024

Mostly had a bad time, from some of the stuff I was reading it sounds like they had a bad time making it too. I do enjoy some of their other work though (which would be perhaps much to Mark Hollis' chagrin)

B-52's by The B-52's
Feb 08 2024

I was surprised by how regularly bothered I was listening to this. I really love Kate Pierson's voice, but she spends so much time using it to make annoying noises in addition to her singing. Hero Worship is a great song! Rock Lobster is a gimmick that simply does not need to be almost 7 minutes long!

Transformer by Lou Reed
Feb 10 2024

The instrumentation is wonderful (because it’s largely Mick Ronson of David Bowie fame), but that’s about all I enjoyed

The Man Who by Travis
Feb 11 2024

Pretty forgettable but not disagreeable. Because I listened to this the other day and then got 3 songs into it before realizing I’d already listened to it

Maxinquaye by Tricky
Feb 12 2024

New pet peeve unlocked it’s a guy talking while a girl sings the same words

If You Can Believe Your Eyes & Ears by The Mamas & The Papas
Feb 13 2024

Spanish Harlem was incredibly unsettling to me as a child and I never really clocked why and yep as an adult it’s still a kinda creepy song. Everything else is great except The In Crowd

Behaviour by Pet Shop Boys
Feb 14 2024

Neil Tennant is simply a non starter for me

Odessey And Oracle by The Zombies
Feb 15 2024

this is like the platonic ideal of 60s rock. right down the middle. and i do not enjoy it.

Doggystyle by Snoop Dogg
Feb 17 2024

an all timer

Feb 19 2024

Going into this I thought “surely Brian Eno won’t let David Byrne ruin an entire Brian Eno record” and I was right, but multiple songs sound like 5 minute long intros to a Talking Heads song and that’s just such a waste of the time these two had together I expected better

Figure 8 by Elliott Smith
Feb 20 2024

I am 100% confident if you gave Elliot smith the drummer from That Thing You Do! and he made him play everything faster his music would be really really great instead of just good, mood depending

KIWANUKA by Michael Kiwanuka
Feb 21 2024

Loved it!

In Utero by Nirvana
Feb 22 2024

Most of this isn’t actually that great but the quarter of it that is good s EXTREMELY fucken good

Immigrés by Youssou N'Dour
Feb 23 2024

I enjoyed almost all of it

Led Zeppelin IV by Led Zeppelin
Feb 24 2024

My vote for the widest gap between the good and the bad so far. The iconic songs are iconic, the ones that aren’t are nigh unlistenable

Survivor by Destiny's Child
Feb 25 2024

This album is so full of judgy weird like internalized misoginy I had no idea

Bad Company by Bad Company
Feb 26 2024

Perfectly fine classic rock

Bayou Country by Creedence Clearwater Revival
Feb 27 2024

Proud Mary keep on boinin is one thing, but thirty people toined to stone is too far. There wasn’t much especially disagreeable but I’d never reach for it and you gotta be replayable if you want 3 stars from me

Ellington at Newport by Duke Ellington
Mar 01 2024

This made me feel like my atoms were out of position

The White Album by Beatles
Mar 02 2024

I know it’s sacrilege and everything I like stands on the fossilized bones of The Beatles, but I just really can’t stand these guys. And even the remaster sounds like it was mixed to evoke the record being played on Walkman headphones with the volume all the way up but lying on the counter of a bathroom instead of on your ears. The lyrics of Glass Onion seem to indicate that the Beatles were openly contemptuous of their stardom and fans, and then Wild Pie Honey, Piggies, and Happiness Is A Warm Gun removes all doubt. A reluctant extra star for Rocky Raccoon, I’m So Tired, and Helter Skelter

Eagles by Eagles
Mar 03 2024

What a snooze fest

In Rainbows by Radiohead
Mar 05 2024

truly unbelievable lows after such highs in their career

Close To You by Carpenters
Mar 06 2024

did they just not make any good music in 1970 why is this momentous in any way

Honky Tonk Heroes by Waylon Jennings
Mar 07 2024

cain't so no to any waylon, tbh. this is one of his more listenable albums from start to finish

Mothership Connection by Parliament
Mar 08 2024

Give the people what they want when they want and they wants it all the time

Hybrid Theory by Linkin Park
Mar 09 2024

2000 is about when we got the internet at home and i was finally able to begin discovering and choosing my own music and drifting away from what the alternative rock radio station was playing. violently rejecting linkin park is like one of my first conscious musical choices and i'm committing to the bit. i do not like this.

Mar 10 2024

Feel like there was a better way to tell the story of mongoloid without the word mongoloid even in 1978. Devo is very much like talking heads where when they do it good it’s great and when they do it too much it’s unlistenable. Thankfully they do it much more infrequently!

Mar 11 2024

So very many crimes were committed in the mixing of albums in the 1970s. This is fun though.

With The Beatles by Beatles
Mar 12 2024

absolutely as good as the beatles get in my ears

Juju by Siouxsie And The Banshees
Mar 13 2024
Graceland by Paul Simon
Mar 14 2024

This my dads music. I can’t stand the instrumentation for large portions of this album, but I do enjoy all of the vocals

Elvis Is Back by Elvis Presley
Mar 15 2024

way better than the last elvis

Aqualung by Jethro Tull
Mar 16 2024

Bonus star (up from zero) because I got to make my gf experience this for the first time. This is legitimately one of my least favorite albums (and bands) ever recorded

Garbage by Garbage
Mar 17 2024

this album is connected to so many wonderful memories. but nostalgia is a toxic impulse (you can never go back). shirley manson was one of my first celebrity crushes.

Arrival by ABBA
Mar 18 2024

fernando valenzuela used to enter baseball games to fernando, 3 stars for that song alone

Liquid Swords by GZA
Mar 19 2024

It’s pretty enjoyable for the parts where you can zone out and not hear all the NGE/nation of Islam hate group stuff

The Good, The Bad & The Queen by The Good, The Bad & The Queen
Mar 21 2024

Fun instrumentation but sorry Damon your voice doesn’t do it for me if it’s not a blur song

The Number Of The Beast by Iron Maiden
Mar 23 2024

a pretty good album, but vastly overrated on the strength of two songs. i've never been a huge maiden fan, they are fischer price baby's first metal to me. some of the best song writers ever in the genre, i just don't like their sound.

Mar 24 2024

pretty much has everything you expect from a p funk album, a true album experience from start to finish

Gris Gris by Dr. John
Mar 25 2024

Cajun Tom waits is a no for me

Frank by Amy Winehouse
Mar 26 2024

This is a tough listen with hindsight. Underproduced too. Just feels too light since we know what can be with Black

Band On The Run by Paul McCartney and Wings
Mar 27 2024

On the Wikipedia entry for Wings one of their ever rotating guitarists claims Wings sounds like a band and not a solo McCartney project and that is only true on the songs that sound like Beatles songs. Mostly boring!

Dookie by Green Day
Mar 28 2024

Somewhat slow start and then 7 straight classics. One of the best albums of the 90s

Mar 29 2024

this is kind of exhausting to listen to now because of the time it represents, but it is a formative experience

The Wildest! by Louis Prima
Mar 30 2024

fun and engaging throughout. perfect blend of musicianship and showmanship to keep it entertaining the entire time. shouts out to all middle schoolers currently going through a weird rat pack/lounge phase you're doing great

Get Behind Me Satan by The White Stripes
Mar 31 2024

this is unarguably the worst white stripes album why have the authors of this book done this to us? it's fine. it's got a couple singles that were fine to hear in a 00s alt rock shuffled playlist, but they are scattered throughout a desert of jack white being unproductively weird. a horrendous full-album listening experience.

Tank Battles by Dagmar Krause
Apr 01 2024

u gotta be kidding me

Ágætis Byrjun by Sigur Rós
Apr 02 2024

i don't live a lifestyle conducive to sitting around listening to an hour of post rock songs anymore unfortunately, but i fondly recall when i did

Seventh Tree by Goldfrapp
Apr 04 2024

Dreadfully boring almost the entire time. We’re getting RNG’d here but this is a lot of “why on earth would you pick this album from this artist” entries recently

Exodus by Bob Marley & The Wailers
Apr 05 2024

An entire album of the same rhythm is not fun to listen to

Parallel Lines by Blondie
Apr 06 2024

Almost nothing of note besides the singles. A very puzzling entry to the list.

Devil Without A Cause by Kid Rock
Apr 07 2024

some of this is still pretty damn infectious, but it all sort of generally sounds like a lot more like shit than i remembered. just wildly under and/or poorly produced.

Street Life by The Crusaders
Apr 08 2024

this was fine. after the opening track, which i enjoyed in substance if not length, i was not exactly expecting an easy listening album having seen it described as jazz. i wish all jazz was like this.

Natty Dread by Bob Marley & The Wailers
Apr 09 2024

this wasn't as bad as i was expecting, but then again the basic ingredients of reggae are like nails on a chalk board to me

...The Dandy Warhols Come Down by The Dandy Warhols
Apr 10 2024

it's all a little samey, but in the comfortable way that it sounds like a complete album to listen to rather than "the songs all sound the same" if that makes sense. the music is exactly as shoegazey as i want my rock before it goes overboard and i just want it to be post rock instrumentals. it perfectly blends a lot of different ideas and ends up unique. it's very good.

After The Gold Rush by Neil Young
Apr 12 2024

It’s weird how we got the weird jam band album first and then we got this one and this one is bad because it also sounds like a jam band (and because Neil Young is singing). Some nice instrumentation though

Blunderbuss by Jack White
Apr 13 2024

this sounds like white stripes b sides, which perhaps provides some clarity for why this list includes the lesser white stripes albums. i think that jack white is supremely talented, but it feels like he got famous for being a weird lil guy at a time when we didn't have enough weird lil guys and i can't help but wonder if he's chained to his schtick or if this is just really what he's after when he records for himself.

The Modern Dance by Pere Ubu
Apr 14 2024

Some of this was VERY fun, but dissonance and noise rock has always been widely available to me and so i don't think it has the same uniqueness it probably did when people discovered it in its time.

The Slim Shady LP by Eminem
Apr 15 2024

the phrase "heavy lifting" doesn't come nearly close enough to describe what the eminem singles do for the rest of his backlog

Paul's Boutique by Beastie Boys
Apr 17 2024

Sufficiently different from the other beastie boys albums on the list to be interesting, but idk that it holds a candle to either of them

One World by John Martyn
Apr 18 2024

i hated all of my time with this album.

Groovin' by The Young Rascals
Apr 19 2024

I keep wondering if the 60s had anything interesting to offer and 60s bands keep saying “nope”

Stankonia by OutKast
Apr 20 2024

B.O.B is undefeated, and the rest of it is good too

Repeater by Fugazi
Apr 21 2024

Fundamental guitar work for a lot of what else came in the 90s. Enjoyable throughout

Seventeen Seconds by The Cure
Apr 22 2024

I can’t think of a way to describe this album besides “mostly interludes.” It felt like I was constantly waiting for an actual song to start and it only did a couple times.

This Is Fats Domino by Fats Domino
Apr 23 2024

I enjoyed this a lot. I can imagine putting this on the record player while you're having friends over and it being the perfect compliment to a nice little party.

Rocks by Aerosmith
Apr 24 2024

It requires setting aside some notions about Aerosmith and Steven Tyler from the intervening years, but this is a pretty good classic rock album. It relies on superior guitar work and a unique vocalist without forgetting the rest of the band entirely. It's got grooves and riffs and it feels emblematic of the time.

Movies by Holger Czukay
Apr 25 2024

each song had a good half that went off the rails, but I mostly was fine with this. it came very close to scratching the itch that I normally get from shoegazey post rock instrumental bands these days. proto-post-rock is a funny concept.

At Fillmore East by The Allman Brothers Band
Apr 26 2024

astoundingly inoffensive for a live album. doesn't go too overboard with jam banding. produced and mixed well. no excessive faffing about between songs.

Sea Change by Beck
Apr 27 2024

Flatly insane to include this album on this list. It would only meet the criteria if there were more than a thousand Beck albums and then you could be like wow what a step outside of the box for Beck. Honestly beck has certainly earned the right to make this album, but it is not what I want when I go to the “Beck” section of the music store. Get it outta here

Document by R.E.M.
Apr 28 2024

Yep that’s an rem album

Time (The Revelator) by Gillian Welch
Apr 29 2024

One of my favorite albums. Her voice, the writing, the way it pulls from country tradition yet also subverts quite a lot. Pieces here have a distinct songwriting character, yet still manage to span a breadth of country song types. It’s an album where I think yeah this definitely should be on the list and should be heard by everyone.

Unknown Pleasures by Joy Division
Apr 30 2024

A 3 because it has very high peaks and is the bedrock of a lot of stuff I like, but I don’t particularly enjoy listening to it as a full album

Rid Of Me by PJ Harvey
May 01 2024

A nearly perfect album. One of the first tapes I bought for myself, a formative “choosing my own music” moment. 50 ft queen is a banger

Lady Soul by Aretha Franklin
May 02 2024

This is maybe not the thing I’m supposed to take away from an Aretha album but I really liked the harmonies

May 03 2024

there were some moments, but i don't think i'd like to hear the vast majority of this again. i'm just not sure how you could pick this as what you need to hear from brian eno given his entire repertoire

Birth Of The Cool by Miles Davis
May 04 2024

giving this two stars because it made me feel like my atoms were out of place, but not as far out of place as i expected it too, and i found myself bopping along a couple times.

A Short Album About Love by The Divine Comedy
May 05 2024

there was so much weird stuff (respectfully) in here. not something i probably would have come across outside of this exercise

Sound Affects by The Jam
May 06 2024

i feel like i almost liked this multiple times

Electric Ladyland by Jimi Hendrix
May 07 2024

i think i judge single instrument noodley virtuosos on a 2 axis matrix. they're all really good at their thing by definition, so from there it's: are they cool, and are they just technically skilled and making masturbatory music or is there artistry involved so for instance: yngwie malmsteen... one of the least cool people you've ever seen in your life (and also a dickhead), and he's just up there noodling for noodling's sake to prove that he can. your enjoyment and even your presence is irrelevant to him. jimi hendrix, one of the coolest people you've ever seen in your life, and he's pouring himself into it. 0 stars for yngwie malmsteen on principle if he ever pops up on this list, 3 stars for this particular jimi album

Goodbye And Hello by Tim Buckley
May 09 2024

Horrendous. Sounds like it was recorded in an aluminum trash can.

Siembra by Willie Colón & Rubén Blades
May 10 2024

Mario music

21 by Adele
May 11 2024

It's... fine. Idk, I just like 25 better.

Teen Dream by Beach House
May 12 2024

these are all the same song, and it's a good song, but i dunno what punch the album is meant to bring to this activity. i guess i recognize how it could be considered important by idk lana del rey and her whole entire thing

Grace by Jeff Buckley
May 13 2024

a fun listen that couldn't justify the outsized reputation this album has

Electric Warrior by T. Rex
May 14 2024

I really liked a lot of this and I really hated a lot of it. There's a tight 4 star album in here somewhere.

Truth by Jeff Beck
May 15 2024

I enjoyed this a lot more than I expected to because it's a guitar noodler and a vocal noodler together. maybe their noodling cancels out and it's just mostly enjoyable music as a result?

Alien Lanes by Guided By Voices
May 16 2024

This was mostly fun and interesting but I find it surprising that by 1995 it was still interesting enough to get on this list.

Treasure by Cocteau Twins
May 17 2024

Diablo II town music ass album

Axis: Bold As Love by Jimi Hendrix
May 18 2024

The best Jimi Hendrix songs are actually Stevie Ray Vaughan songs

2112 by Rush
May 19 2024

Prog rock is anything but prog

Oar by Alexander 'Skip' Spence
May 22 2024
Let Love Rule by Lenny Kravitz
May 23 2024

I have never heard this but I’ve heard plenty of later LK and I can only describe this as a caricature of what his sound would become. It’s not good but it’s charming. I’m bewildered. I think I like it.

Out Of The Blue by Electric Light Orchestra
May 25 2024

a nearly perfect album

My Generation by The Who
May 26 2024

Do you know how whiny an album has to be to get an elder emo like me to go “what a sad sack bored this album was” Couple bright spots tho

Run-D.M.C. by Run-D.M.C.
May 27 2024

It strikes me that to this day every time white people try to do an ill-advised rap song about like how to check out books from a library or why Jesus is cool to try and relate to kids they are still entirely influenced by Run. I can’t wait for the day that a municipal water conservation effort tries to bring awareness to itself via rap but instead it’s like dirty south hip hop as an influence instead

Rock 'N Soul by Solomon Burke
May 28 2024

this was really fun! the country twist to some of the songs is such a good layer for otherwise great soul music

New Boots And Panties by Ian Dury
May 29 2024

This is the kinda album I expect to be hidden on this list. There is so much genuinely interesting music here and some very funny and interesting lyrics and also so much of it is entirely off putting in a compelling way. What the hell

Suicide by Suicide
May 30 2024

very few times have i encountered an album that is mostly good, but the part that is bad is so bad that it ruins the entire thing

May 31 2024

this is one of those albums that i know a lot of my friends consider precious and i get why they do, but it's still pretty bad

Siamese Dream by The Smashing Pumpkins
Jun 01 2024

this is probably a 4 star album but billy corgan is enough of a shit for it to be dragged down to a 3

Pretenders by Pretenders
Jun 02 2024

On the strength of one single

A Northern Soul by The Verve
Jun 03 2024

This was dreadfully boring! I knew one song, extra star

Remain In Light by Talking Heads
Jun 04 2024

There are good talking heads songs but there are no good talking heads albums. This one wasn’t quite as annoying as the others we’ve had and it has one of the ones everyone knows

Connected by Stereo MC's
Jun 05 2024

Oh that’s the band behind that one song that I didn’t know was called connected, neat. There were a couple other fun moments on here at least

Arc Of A Diver by Steve Winwood
Jun 06 2024

not at all what i expected from steve winwood based on what i know about steve winwood, pleasantly surprised

Timeless by Goldie
Jun 07 2024

i can't tell why this is distinguishable from other D&B besides it being first or early or something?

She's So Unusual by Cyndi Lauper
Jun 08 2024

sonically annoying in all but the hits

Tracy Chapman by Tracy Chapman
Jun 09 2024

entirely distracted by a song with the word "talkin'" in the title and the word "talking" being sung

The Who Sell Out by The Who
Jun 10 2024

Genuinely don’t know how we made it through the 60s to start making actual good music

Headquarters by The Monkees
Jun 13 2024

i fully understand why people were anti rock n roll during this period

Talking Heads 77 by Talking Heads
Jun 15 2024

better than all the others before it

Giant Steps by The Boo Radleys
Jun 17 2024

This felt fairly nondescript but had a few interesting moments

This Year's Model by Elvis Costello & The Attractions
Jun 18 2024

I had fun the whole time

Remedy by Basement Jaxx
Jun 19 2024

Sounds like the music they played at visible changes alongside videos of fashion shows in the 90s

Jun 21 2024

Brimful of Asha is one of my favorite 90s one hit wonders and the rest of this was actually really nice

In A Silent Way by Miles Davis
Jun 22 2024

Makes my atoms feel like they’re in the wrong place

Os Mutantes by Os Mutantes
Jun 23 2024

Never reaching for this on my own but it had some yams

Songs From The Big Chair by Tears For Fears
Jun 25 2024

Don’t think I’ve really ever heard anything but the chorus of the obvious songs. I hated it throughout!

Good Old Boys by Randy Newman
Jun 27 2024

whatever cleverness is there in both his lyrics and his songwriting is entirely overwritten by the sardonic moping

Pretzel Logic by Steely Dan
Jun 29 2024

The classic steely Dan vocal harmonies are usually a non starter for me but it was actually a lot of the instrumentation that bothered me here

Shake Your Money Maker by The Black Crowes
Jun 30 2024

really excellent guitar work regularly ruined by the vocals, but a listenable album nonetheless

Nothing's Shocking by Jane's Addiction
Jul 01 2024

they were always peripherally available and interesting, but i never got into them. there's some very fun things here, but i think all of it was better done on their second album and in their other bands

Blue Lines by Massive Attack
Jul 02 2024

Nothing really stood out to me here, in that it played like 1 1/2 times before I noticed. I didn't mind any of it, but it's not my regular fare.

Jul 03 2024

The beeeeeaaaaaaaattts. The beats. Amazing album. It’s really mean though.

Metallica by Metallica
Jul 04 2024

An all timer. A really masterful turn by a band trying new and interesting things, and managing to keep their familiarity at the same time (something they would more (St. Anger) or less (Load and Reload) fail at for their next 3 albums. Opened the flood gates for a wider audience to get into heavy music without the gatekeeping or high barrier to entry of most metal. Launched the superstardom of one of the best touring acts in history. Full of hits. Culturally relevant. Also provides (via the making-of documentary) the first glimpses into what a bunch of turds those guys can be.

Black Metal by Venom
Jul 05 2024

There's a couple standouts here, but this album is kind of a prototype for the stuff that would end up being formative for me

The Stone Roses by The Stone Roses
Jul 06 2024

I enjoyed most of this. It felt somewhere in between the classic rock Zach braff would put on a soundtrack and the indie rock Zach braff would put on a soundtrack.

It's Too Late to Stop Now by Van Morrison
Jul 07 2024

Live albums are rarely good, and this is not an exception though for different reasons than usual! this actually sounds really good for a live album from a production and recording standpoint, and then it’s just a terrible performance. Why is he like that live? Why were the horns so bad? Why was he yelling instead of singing? If I’d gone to that concert it would be to hear him singing! Reluctant extra star because it really is an impressive live recording

Fromohio by fIREHOSE
Jul 08 2024

This was compelling and weird and thoroughly ruined every time the guy started talking

Harvest by Neil Young
Jul 09 2024

The bangers elevate this above all the Neil young before it but I have to believe this album is on the list based on their strength alone. The rest of this is entirely forgettable

Bummed by Happy Mondays
Jul 10 2024

happy mondays on bummed bravely asks the question "what if a mancunian smoker did a bob dylan impression while he was already doing a david byrne impression" and the answer is "it would be annoying most of the time"

Jul 11 2024

I don’t have much exposure here and I’m torn between being predisposed by the reputation of the music and the reputation of morrissey, but I enjoyed it

Strange Cargo III by William Orbit
Jul 12 2024

I didn’t know what this was and I still don’t know what it is but I liked it

Songs For Swingin' Lovers! by Frank Sinatra
Jul 13 2024

That’s the good stuff when it comes to Frank. Much more engaging than the previous one we got

Nebraska by Bruce Springsteen
Jul 14 2024

The lack of an E street band made this tolerable

Marcus Garvey by Burning Spear
Jul 15 2024

For a genre that so often loses me because the music and instrumentation is exactly the same for an entire album, this was pleasantly surprising and varied.

Nevermind by Nirvana
Jul 16 2024

Not as close to no skips as I thought I remembered, but it is a masterpiece.

Debut by Björk
Jul 17 2024

Are all Björk albums one long song? This one and the other one we've had felt that way, but it isn't a bad thing. It was weird and mostly enjoyable which is about what I'm after from Björk

Bubble And Scrape by Sebadoh
Jul 18 2024

Weird but mostly good! I can hear it in the basement with a lot of other inspirations of a lot of the music I really cherish

Happy Trails by Quicksilver Messenger Service
Jul 19 2024

Dreadfully annoying

Leftism by Leftfield
Jul 21 2024

This was mostly fun! It's not something I'd ever come across or reach for unprompted, but I enjoyed my time with it

D by White Denim
Jul 22 2024

What if a kings of Leon knock off was also a jam band

The Doors by The Doors
Jul 23 2024

I really hate this on so many levels! It's the platonic ideal of annoying 60s rock and it's the most annoying because it's so organ driven. Jim Morrison and the deification of him has always always grated for me. Especially the ones that subscribe to the theories that he was still alive for a time. He very clearly was desperate to die from doing drugs based on this album, of course he is dead.

Tarkus by Emerson, Lake & Palmer
Jul 24 2024

I am not with this in principle or in execution

Hot Rats by Frank Zappa
Jul 25 2024

This was mostly inoffensive until it wasn’t. I’ll never be high enough for Frank Zappa I don’t think

Ritual De Lo Habitual by Jane's Addiction
Jul 26 2024

The hits are pretty darn good, a lot of the rest of it is weird (respectful) but not earth shattering

You Want It Darker by Leonard Cohen
Jul 27 2024

this was exactly as weird as you'd ever want it to be! he's a genius of the weird lil guy genre! there's not really any issue i can take with anything here except that if I'd not been in the right space for it i would have not liked how weird it is instead of loving how weird it is

Jul 28 2024

I did not expect to enjoy this as much as I did. It gets too noodley fairly often, but it never really got bad enough for me to even notice it, which is about what I expect from chicago

It's A Shame About Ray by The Lemonheads
Jul 31 2024

This feels like a subgenre of 90s alt rock that I can't stand. Acoustic guitar-led sort of cloudy vocals. Toad the wet sprocket. Lemonheads. All them things. They all had a hit, and those are fine, but an entire album of them is distasteful.

Songs In The Key Of Life by Stevie Wonder
Aug 01 2024

There is so much amazing stuff on this album, but the stuff that is bad is so, so, so incredibly bad.

Catch A Fire by Bob Marley & The Wailers
Aug 02 2024

worse than the other 2, glad we're done with this

Parachutes by Coldplay
Aug 03 2024

this was WAY more boring than I remembered it being, and way more boring than its reputation suggests it should be. what a dreadful era of music

Hypnotised by The Undertones
Aug 05 2024

a little much as an album, but very good vibes. had no idea about this going into it, came out enjoying it

Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers by Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
Aug 06 2024

So many otherwise good songs ruined by Tom petty singing he was so annoying on his early work lol

Roots by Sepultura
Aug 08 2024

Foundational, a little much as an album, some extremely important standout tracks

Ananda Shankar by Ananda Shankar
Aug 09 2024

doors organ driven light my fire: one of the most annoying songs on earth ananda shankar sitar and moog light my fire: amazing. perfect. beautiful.

Station To Station by David Bowie
Aug 10 2024

Bowie kinda lost his fastball after Ziggy for me, and this one goes back and forth between being very interesting and the garden variety Weird Bowie that makes up most of his backlog

Shadowland by k.d. lang
Aug 11 2024

One of the best voices in western music history

Cloud Nine by The Temptations
Aug 12 2024

This was sooooooo boooooorrrrriiiinnnnggggg but an impressive number of times to write the same song

Reggatta De Blanc by The Police
Aug 13 2024

this was infinitely better than the other police album and still incredibly annoying for most of its run time.

American Idiot by Green Day
Aug 14 2024

The singles are unfairly maligned, but the whole thing was always more “musical” and less “concept album” and that is grating to me

Talking Timbuktu by Ali Farka Touré
Aug 15 2024

This was pretty snoozy (respectfully) mostly

Green River by Creedence Clearwater Revival
Aug 17 2024

So much better than I expected it to be. It doesn’t all sound like That One CCR Song like so much of the other album we’ve had did. And nothing boined or toined.

Layla And Other Assorted Love Songs by Derek & The Dominos
Aug 18 2024

I was over this before it even got to Layla. It's fine for the most part. I can see why it would have been amazing in its time thanks to this exercise.

Electric by The Cult
Aug 19 2024

This sounded like royalty free 80s rock and then it went to absolute hell with a born to be wild cover kill me before subjecting me to that again please

Come Away With Me by Norah Jones
Aug 20 2024

Therapy waiting room music, but some of it is nice

The Hangman's Beautiful Daughter by The Incredible String Band
Aug 21 2024

I can hear Colin Meloy telling me how important this album is but that doesn’t make me enjoy it necessarily

Vivid by Living Colour
Aug 22 2024

There’s nothing here but the single, a baffling choice for the list

At Budokan by Cheap Trick
Aug 23 2024

Live albums are rarely good but this IS an exception! It well recorded well produced and well performed. The crowd gives it a lot without taking away from it.

So by Peter Gabriel
Aug 24 2024

Liked every song but every song was too long. They all overstayed their welcome.

Parklife by Blur
Aug 25 2024

I appreciate how timely this is, given the Oasis reunion news. There is one good song on this album and a bunch of unbelievably annoying ones. It is absolutely insane that they were ever placed in a "rivalry" with the Gallagher brothers, who are absolute knobs and wildly overrated in their own right, but Blur never came close.

Whatever by Aimee Mann
Aug 26 2024

Hated the entirety of this

Smash by The Offspring
Aug 27 2024

This was no skips for me as a kid. Still almost entirely good

Led Zeppelin II by Led Zeppelin
Aug 28 2024

The hits are the hits but otherwise pretty snoozy

Talk Talk Talk by The Psychedelic Furs
Aug 29 2024

None of this was interesting enough for me to notice it while doing other things

Rain Dogs by Tom Waits
Aug 30 2024

I know that this IS a Tom waits album but so much of it sounds like a caricature of Tom waits. It’s Tom waits at his most Tom waitsy (this is not a good thing to be)

The Velvet Underground & Nico by The Velvet Underground
Aug 31 2024

It's not my bag, but I get why people love it so much. Some standout moments.

Sep 01 2024

Wasn't overly familiar with it in the first place and now it kind of feels like a novelty

The Trinity Session by Cowboy Junkies
Sep 02 2024

This was almost entirely amazing, but that is the worst version of i'm so lonesome i could cry i've ever heard. it was so grating for reasons i can't pin down. star deducted for that alone.

Blackstar by David Bowie
Sep 03 2024

Bowie can and did do whatever he wants, but this was upsetting at release and is more so now for different reasons

Car Wheels On A Gravel Road by Lucinda Williams
Sep 04 2024

I loved so much of this. She has such an interesting voice and the instrumentation was varied and surprising at times. Title track and Joy are two of the most annoying songs we’ve encountered

G. Love And Special Sauce by G. Love & Special Sauce
Sep 05 2024

That was.... a lot. If you played almost any of these songs I'd be like "that's pretty good" but I don't know that I'd have a huge appetite for more. As an album, it's a lot of kind of the same thing. Is he recording all of his vocals through a megaphone, or does his voice just sound like that? Extra star because you can tell they said "this is a little light can you put down a couple more tracks" and the result was a song about cold drinks and a song about basketball

Savane by Ali Farka Touré
Sep 06 2024

This was chill as hell

Elephant by The White Stripes
Sep 07 2024

yeah that's the good stuff. this is what made the white stripes the white stripes and they never fully recaptured it across a full album in followup efforts. almost all of this is really good and no frills in an authentic way instead of feeling like it was a gimmick (a lot of the rest of their catalogue and jack white's solo career)

Beach Samba by Astrud Gilberto
Sep 09 2024

Probably my favorite album from an artist and genre i never would have discovered or listened to on my own. I liked the whole thing. Her voice is remarkable. One star deducted for the song with the child.

Here's Little Richard by Little Richard
Sep 10 2024

there were exactly 3 different rock and roll songs in 1957 and all anyone did was put different words to them, so i dunno how you could possibly need a 12 track record. nothing is particularly objectionable here on it's own, but it is not a good listening experience as an album.

Sep 11 2024

The problem with this and so much post rock is that it’s an entire album that sounds like an intro for a song that never starts

The Holy Bible by Manic Street Preachers
Sep 12 2024

a lot of the content here is really good, but richie edwards voice has always been a non starter for me

Songs Of Leonard Cohen by Leonard Cohen
Sep 13 2024

A triumph for weird lil guys everywhere. I feel like this is as good as everyone says Dylan is.

We Are Family by Sister Sledge
Sep 14 2024

every song is a bit too long for listening at home as an album, but no skips

Talking Book by Stevie Wonder
Sep 15 2024

there's nothing particularly bothersome here, but not very much of it was exciting either

The Modern Lovers by The Modern Lovers
Sep 16 2024

Like if one of the replacement ramones who was super into the doors and velvet underground tried to make the most annoying album they could

Sunday At The Village Vanguard by Bill Evans Trio
Sep 17 2024

live albums are rarely good and this was undeniably the worst one we've had. as far as jazz goes, this wasn't as bad as i was expecting, but the whole experience was not good. learning that recording a live album at the village vanguard with light dinner conversation in the background of all your songs is a rite of passage for jazz artists was upsetting.

Protection by Massive Attack
Sep 18 2024

it was fine

Elvis Presley by Elvis Presley
Sep 20 2024

some of the least elvisy elvis ever, surprisingly varied for a 50s rock and roll album.

Who's Next by The Who
Sep 21 2024

it's fine, i guess. the hits are the hits, the rest of it is so dreadfully boring compared to every musical genre that came after it

Teenage Head by Flamin' Groovies
Sep 22 2024

a sometimes good sometimes terrible rolling stones impression (shocking to learn Mick Jagger apparently thought this album was a better Sticky Fingers). doesn't feel cohesive as an album, but still mostly good

The Healer by John Lee Hooker
Sep 23 2024

this was mostly pretty boring

Master Of Puppets by Metallica
Sep 24 2024

5 star no skips. the foundation for the vast majority of riff-led metal being made to this day. on a less positive note it is also, along with ride the lightning, the source of even more lead guitarists covering up how much they suck with a wah wah pedal.

Heartbreaker by Ryan Adams
Sep 25 2024

i've heard to be young before and i gotta say i thought it was from the 70s. it's pretty good. the rest of it sounds like it's from 2000 but is trying to be from the 70s and was pretty bad.

Armed Forces by Elvis Costello & The Attractions
Sep 26 2024

i read that someone described oliver's army as "a single radio couldn't refuse" and i am guessing that is purely because of the political content because every song on this album sounded the same and it was all a snooze fest.

Sep 27 2024

Dwight Yoakam is the sweet spot of all country for me and this is his most complete album. He’s not Nashville he’s not Bakersfield he’s not honky tonk he’s not rock, but he’s each of those things and more when he feels like it without ever seeming hewn to the rules or expectations of any of them, and without ever seeming like he’s cramming them together without thought. The title track is perhaps the all time masterpiece of the Killin’ Folk What Done Ya Wrong genre of songwriting. He’s a master of sad sack country songwriting. The Pete Anderson guitar work is often imitated and rarely matched by other artists. 1 star deducted for the hymnal.

Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness by The Smashing Pumpkins
Sep 28 2024

if you stuck to the hits and a handful of the other songs on here you'd have one of the tightest no skip albums of the 90s instead of a double album full of some of the most forgettable music of the decade

Lam Toro by Baaba Maal
Sep 29 2024

this was mostly enjoyable, but not my bag

Hypocrisy Is The Greatest Luxury by The Disposable Heroes Of Hiphoprisy
Sep 30 2024

i would imagine that my politics align fairly closely with Michael Franti's, but so much of this album just made me laugh because it's so dated?? Like setting aside that I don't even know if it ever gets away from spoken word and into hip hop very often, there is a lot of very (by today's standards) softy lefty ideas here, couched weirdly on the title track within the boomers' near-satanic panic about their grandkids watching too much tv and i don't know how i'm supposed to take it seriously. I know that the line "well, the only soda I that support would be a union C.O.L.A. cost of living allowance" probably hit some people like a ton of bricks in 1992, but it did not land for me in 2024, and around the time he made the "military intelligence is an oxymoron" joke i really lost the will to continue. the instrumentation and sampling was great, though

Born In The U.S.A. by Bruce Springsteen
Oct 01 2024

This is in the running for biggest delta between its reputation and how much it sucked

Cross by Justice
Oct 03 2024

fun all the way through

Dig Your Own Hole by The Chemical Brothers
Oct 04 2024

yeah sure. i don't reach for this genre often, but i can tell this is standout

Red Headed Stranger by Willie Nelson
Oct 05 2024

formative album for me, engendered a love for concept albums in me that essentially no one else has ever satisfied.

Highway to Hell by AC/DC
Oct 06 2024

AC/DC makes music for venues to play between bands

The Scream by Siouxsie And The Banshees
Oct 07 2024

High highs and low lows

Back At The Chicken Shack by Jimmy Smith
Oct 08 2024

my tastes made me wary of this album but I liked it a lot. It avoids all the jazz stuff I don’t like and focuses on the stuff I do

The Queen Is Dead by The Smiths
Oct 09 2024

I do not get the smiths and I am at peace with that

Abattoir Blues / The Lyre of Orpheus by Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
Oct 10 2024

maybe the most unnecessary double album i've ever encountered? not much deviation from the standard nick cave experience

Sound of Silver by LCD Soundsystem
Oct 12 2024

I vibed with this one way more than I did the first one.

Suzanne Vega by Suzanne Vega
Oct 14 2024

Vocals 5 stars instrumentation 1

Violent Femmes by Violent Femmes
Oct 15 2024

one trick pony but the one trick is pretty darn good

Oct 18 2024

Live albums are rarely good and this one is not an exception, but it's not the worst one we've had so far. In my late thirties I'm thinking "Motorhead opening with Ace of Spaces is wild, why is anyone hanging around past Overkill." One time in my 20s the answer was "Cause Judas Priest is on next" and that concert was maybe the drunkest I've ever gotten. There's much better ways to listen to this band than a live album

Music for the Masses by Depeche Mode
Oct 19 2024

the vocals of depeche mode have always been a non starter for me, so the almost entirely acapella sexy breathing song really ruined my night. i also did not care for the songs that sounded like they were from a castlevania soundtrack

To Pimp A Butterfly by Kendrick Lamar
Oct 20 2024

Probably my favorite hip hop album of all time. Takes a sledgehammer to the walls of what music can be behind rap. In the hall of fame of rap’s double entendre venereal jokes, “like a Chevy in quicksand” before that beat shorts out and comes to life is inner circle

Tanto Tempo by Bebel Gilberto
Oct 21 2024

Hell yeah this is what I was hoping for more of from this list. In a genre that seems to mostly be on rails this album bends them in a very pleasing way. Bossa nova is mostly fine but this was really nice to listen to and stood out in a way very little bossa nova ever has to me

Exile On Main Street by The Rolling Stones
Oct 22 2024

That sure was one of The Rolling Stones albums of all time

White Light / White Heat by The Velvet Underground
Oct 23 2024

I can easily imagine in 1968 that there was so little going on that someone could hear this and it could be so experimental and different and interesting that they’d be like wow this is so experimental and different and find it very entertaining, but i am listening to it in 2024 and it isnt interesting it’s annoying

Imagine by John Lennon
Oct 24 2024

Was worried I might have to grudgingly admit this slapped until jealous guy started. I am willing to admit that my view of Lennon is colored by current events and because I just finished For All Mankind where they retcon his assassination to fail and I spent a good couple minutes imagining how insufferable he would have continued being. But I am not willing to admit that much of this album was any good

Oct 25 2024

One of the more annoying kinds of albums you come across on this list is “someone with an interesting voice who chooses to use it to make annoying noises instead of singing good.” This is only here for tainted love.

Let It Bleed by The Rolling Stones
Oct 26 2024

I regret to inform the rolling stones that we do not all need someone we can cream on. It boggles my mind that anyone ever let ugly british guys get away with this kind of cosplay. Extra star for gimme shelter which would be ten thousand times better if Merry Clayton sang the entire song instead of just backing vocals

Nilsson Schmilsson by Harry Nilsson
Oct 28 2024

I don't think I've ever heard any Harry Nilsson besides the obvious one before and I imagine if I listened to this record again in 6 months i would say the same thing

Hard Again by Muddy Waters
Oct 29 2024

The album is probably not the format in which to listen to the blues, but there's a lot of really good stuff here

Hail To the Thief by Radiohead
Oct 30 2024

That sure is one of the Radiohead albums! I don’t mind anything here but none of it stands out either.

Skylarking by XTC
Oct 31 2024

Went into this completely blind, never heard of it and it was genuinely lovely almost the entire time.

I See A Darkness by Bonnie "Prince" Billy
Nov 01 2024

This was mostly good but there were a few moments where the vocals were mixed so prominently it sounded like someone was in the room singing karaoke to you

1984 by Van Halen
Nov 02 2024

pairing guitar virtuosos with a Front Man™ instead of a journeyman always ends in disaster. I cannot stand Roth's vocals or antics. there's some good stuff here but it's all of a time and the dated sounds don't really hit for me

I Am a Bird Now by Antony and the Johnsons
Nov 03 2024

i don't think i get it

Tonight's The Night by Neil Young
Nov 06 2024

fuck. listen, it's fine, OR WHATEVER, but give it a rest there's no possible justification for including this many albums that all sound like this from this one dude. it has added nothing notable to my pre-death experience

Kilimanjaro by The Teardrop Explodes
Nov 07 2024

This sounds like junior varsity police and I hated every dreadful second of it

Morrison Hotel by The Doors
Nov 09 2024

The only redeeming quality of this album is its brevity.

Brilliant Corners by Thelonious Monk
Nov 10 2024

Surprisingly I enjoyed 3 of these tracks. The xylophone solo was a deal breaker and the opening track’s timing fuckery made me feel like my atoms were in the wrong spot

On The Beach by Neil Young
Nov 11 2024

This was good but that doesn't justify how much gd neil young is on this list

Tapestry by Carole King
Nov 12 2024

No complaints here, score one for mom's music

Nov 13 2024

There's some really good and influential stuff on here. One of my first mentors in my professional life was a grizzled former session musician who was very good friends with everyone in Pantera and often told the story about how in 1999 when the Dallas Stars won the Stanley Cup there was an absolutely nutso party at Vinnie Paul's house and Guy Carboneau tried to toss the Cup into the pool and missed and that's where the visible dent during the parade came from. The Cup was then allegedly wrapped in a bungie cord anchored on either side of the pool and ridden by women like it was a mechanical bull. They're all such complete dickbags that it's kinda gross to listen to though.

Nov 14 2024

The timeline of an album called Live Through This with the deaths that preceded and followed its release is crazy. I don't think I would have succeeded. Almost a no skip album

Fly Or Die by N.E.R.D
Nov 15 2024

This had aggressively mediocre side project energy.

Nov 16 2024

There are very few weak tracks here, but there are so many in total that it's a lot as an album listening experience.

#1 Record by Big Star
Nov 17 2024

Platonic ideal classic rock type stuff. There's nothing to write home about in complaint or compliment.

Dire Straits by Dire Straits
Nov 17 2024

The call and response of vocals to guitar on dire straits makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside

Out of Step by Minor Threat
Nov 18 2024

joyfully noisy without being repetitive like a lot of their peers

Justified by Justin Timberlake
Nov 19 2024

This has aged maybe the most poorly of anything we’ve had so far

Hounds Of Love by Kate Bush
Nov 20 2024

I gave it my best shot, but no thank you

Snivilisation by Orbital
Nov 21 2024

when i was a child my mom took us to this place called visible changes in the mall to get our hair cut and they always had music like this playing

Trio by Dolly Parton
Nov 23 2024

Very many pleasant memories of this album from my childhood except for I've Had Enough. I've Had Enough inspires Bridge Over Troubled Waters levels of fury inside me. I cannot stand that song.

Home Is Where The Music Is by Hugh Masekela
Nov 24 2024

this was mostly unintrusive. one of the songs sounded like the mario 2 theme for a minute that was nice

Revolver by Beatles
Nov 25 2024

The motherfucking Beatles opening an album where they describe taxes with the understanding of a 12 year old who had nothing to read but ayn rand on a transatlantic flight did not do much to dissuade me of my stance that the Beatles suck shit, and neither did the rest of the album

Bad by Michael Jackson
Nov 26 2024

The hits are the hits, but the rest are definitely not hits

White Ladder by David Gray
Nov 27 2024

this album feels like a beige doctors waiting room

Here, My Dear by Marvin Gaye
Nov 28 2024

i did not enjoy the vast majority of this, but i did find it funny after learning the back story of it

The Age Of The Understatement by The Last Shadow Puppets
Dec 01 2024

Nasty business to trick everyone into listening to a junior varsity arctic monkeys album

Imperial Bedroom by Elvis Costello & The Attractions
Dec 02 2024

There is a Neil Young amount of unnecessary Elvis Costello on this list, and this is yet another one that doesn't even have Alison on it. What a snoozefest.

Very by Pet Shop Boys
Dec 03 2024

No thank you Neil

Sex Packets by Digital Underground
Dec 05 2024

Extra star and relisten just for Underwater Rimes

Urban Hymns by The Verve
Dec 06 2024

I feel like this got completely blown out of the water by its contemporaries, but it's a perfectly fine brit pop album

Bug by Dinosaur Jr.
Dec 07 2024

it's noisy and loud and brash and loud. i love it, your honor.

McCartney by Paul McCartney
Dec 08 2024

I liked a couple more songs than I expected to but I really did not like the other ones. This man’s career is unfathomable.

Shalimar by Rahul Dev Burman
Dec 09 2024

i'm still very confused as to how this made it on to this list. are there other soundtracks? i am surely missing something culturally here, but parts of it were fun.

Toys In The Attic by Aerosmith
Dec 11 2024

this is really boring but i can see it really blowing some minds in 1975

Microshift by Hookworms
Dec 12 2024

had no previous knowledge of this, liked it enough to listen to more hookworms

Dec 13 2024

Some of the shine has gone from this the farther we get from the events surrounding it, but it inspired a satanic panic in white suburban moms that was funny to witness as a kid

Fuzzy Logic by Super Furry Animals
Dec 14 2024

This was musically interesting, but we're not far enough removed from the last Elvis Costello album for me to really enjoy a guy that sounds like Elvis Costello.

Murder Ballads by Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
Dec 15 2024

I don't think i liked this exactly, but it was compelling

Tellin’ Stories by The Charlatans
Dec 16 2024

I was ready to apologize for accusing the Charlatans of being junior varsity Oasis based solely on the album cover but then they turned in the most junior varsity Oasis album they possibly could have. It was fine throughout.

Lady In Satin by Billie Holiday
Dec 17 2024

I am not one for an entire album of Billie Holiday at a time, but there are some standout tracks that I like in more varied playlists

Dec 18 2024

There's like 3 song templates on this album and then there's like 3 or 4 versions of each template, but thankfully they are pretty good

Astral Weeks by Van Morrison
Dec 19 2024

multiple 7+ minute van morrison songs is the worst thing this list has produced since it was multiple 7+ minute live van morrison songs

Dec 20 2024

There is far too much of this but I like Dion's musical journey

Kind Of Blue by Miles Davis
Dec 21 2024

i did not skip any of these tracks and that is about as high as the praise gets from me on jazz

Ghosteen by Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
Dec 22 2024

a nicely varied experience compared to the usual Nick Cave but it was heavy and difficult to listen to for most of it

Dec 23 2024

almost everything here absolutely slaps, why was a-ha a one hit wonder in america

Dec 25 2024

the spoken word interludes really slam the brakes on this as a start to finish album listening experience but the rest of it is so good

Truth And Soul by Fishbone
Dec 26 2024

i'm finding it difficult to explain how much i hate this. this album isn't an important step on the way to anything, it was a distraction in the wrong direction. we kept making good music despite everything fishbone has ever done. every single track on here made me so mad it was amusing, and that was the only reason i made it through it

All Things Must Pass by George Harrison
Dec 27 2024

wah wah is such a nostalgic dad song for me, extra star on that alone. there's a lot here that does not sound like george misses making beatles records (though there is some that extremely does sound like that), and that is also a point in his favor.

Make Yourself by Incubus
Dec 28 2024

this was not as bad as the esteem in which i held it from memory, but i really cannot stand the vocal stylings of incubus

All Mod Cons by The Jam
Dec 29 2024

This had stretches where the sound was grating and the police-like but it also had some great tracks that I will extract to playlists for more listening

Endtroducing..... by DJ Shadow
Dec 30 2024

excellent throughout, not what I was expecting, enjoyable and sent me looking for more

Different Class by Pulp
Dec 31 2024

The music never got particularly interesting for me and it felt like every song is about the same thing. Common people tho

American Pie by Don McLean
Jan 02 2025

junior varsity Dylan

Destroyer by KISS
Jan 03 2025

This is the most boring rock album I’ve ever heard and here on album 445 the new worst thing we’ve had. the 70s must have been so boring

Risque by CHIC
Jan 04 2025

Delightful

Rock Bottom by Robert Wyatt
Jan 05 2025

this is kinda like the nick cave post son's death trilogy album in that you can easily see it was a working through stuff project for him, but it definitely has a feeling of not being for anyone else as a result

Jan 06 2025

my favorite Queen song ('39) but not my favorite album. There's so much really good stuff here and I appreciate the easily noticeable differences in songs that were crafted by different members

Abraxas by Santana
Jan 07 2025

expected a little bit more guitar wankery from a virtuoso guitarist led band, but it was pretty tame

Merriweather Post Pavilion by Animal Collective
Jan 09 2025

This was like just on the wrong side of the line between an album with A Sound™ and an album where everything sounds like the same song, but it is a pretty good song

Moon Safari by Air
Jan 10 2025

i liked a lot of this very much but the stuff i did not like i very much did not like

Machine Head by Deep Purple
Jan 11 2025

yeeeaaahh yeeeaahhh yeeeaaahhh space truckin! this is head and shoulders above the rest the finest rock and roll work of the 70s

Now I Got Worry by The Jon Spencer Blues Explosion
Jan 12 2025

I think I had fun a couple times but mostly this seemed intentionally annoying

Spiderland by Slint
Jan 13 2025

the exact kind of crunchy weirdo music i like, ruined by spoken word weirdo stuff i don't like

The Downward Spiral by Nine Inch Nails
Jan 14 2025

i am of the age for this to have been a real eye opener and it stands the test of time really well

The Visitors by ABBA
Jan 15 2025

easily the most unpleasant abba full album experience, but there are a couple standout moments to help you survive the ordeal

Jack Takes the Floor by Ramblin' Jack Elliott
Jan 17 2025

This is compelling and often good, but there's an element of kitsch to it that i can't quite nail down that might just be because it's an extremely old and somewhat underground staple all-timer that people speak about in hushed tones lest too many people find out about jack elliott

Welcome To The Pleasuredome by Frankie Goes To Hollywood
Jan 19 2025

everything on here besides relax sounds like relax outtakes this might be the new most "this is only on the list for the single" album we've had. yawn.

Oedipus Schmoedipus by Barry Adamson
Jan 20 2025

high highs and low lows but i get how this would really hit for some people. as a full album experience it was a drag

Jan 21 2025

this was so overexposed in the early aughts that it sounds like stale chips taste now. we really were starving for good pop back then. the hits are the hits and the stuff in between is hmmmmm more resilient than i expected it to be. making a willful effort to ignore how insincere everything about chris martin always seemed (to musical fucking brats who came of age in the early aughts), this is good.

Heavy Weather by Weather Report
Jan 22 2025

background music for 70s corporate training videos (respectful)

Fifth Dimension by The Byrds
Jan 23 2025

Does a song like Hey Hoe become a rock standard through so many people playing it that you inevitably get shit versions of it or do the shit versions come because it is a rock standard? Real Byrds and the egg situation here. This was fine until it wasn’t. It’s just the most boring era of rock and roll imaginable.

Bright Flight by Silver Jews
Jan 24 2025

Everything Berman ever did is amazing. I don’t know if it’s exactly a good time listening to it but it’s also all elevated when you learn the backstory of everything surrounding it. He and his work are mythological for a reason. But I am convinced it contains magical incantations and if I listen to it too much I will also kill myself.

S&M by Metallica
Jan 25 2025

This is fun if not overly cheesy. They really hammed up the metal slobs invading the proper arts bit. It would be so much better if they had let me make the set list because I would not have put seven fucking songs from load and reload on it. More of Cliff Burton’s classical music-inspired writing would have fit better than the heavily blues inspired sludge groove stuff, but they had records to sell

Sister by Sonic Youth
Jan 26 2025

At times Noisy (respectful) but also at others Noisy (derogatory)

evermore by Taylor Swift
Jan 27 2025

this is a weird one to listen to. i kinda blacked out for the whole reputation era thing and my conception of the taylor she presents to the world, the taylor the nasty folks pretend she is, and the taylor she actually is is extremely distorted. i would like to be able to listen to it without worrying about any of that, but that's just not how experiencing taylor works in the current cultural environment. then there was the whole covid thing. some of this feels edgy in a way that's refreshing within the entire taylor catalog and some of it is edgy in a way that feels performative, but i don't LIKE that it feels that way. mega fame is stupid and has never improved anything and i don't like that i can't escape letting it detract from taylor sometimes. this is a good album and she is a generational songwriter.

Ctrl by SZA
Jan 28 2025

this is a really good album except for the part where forrest gump is described as "never without pussy" that just isn't accurate, SZA

Green by R.E.M.
Jan 29 2025

this album is just as disappointing now as it was when i first heard Orange Crush and asked my dad to let me listen to the entire album. it might be the most boring R.E.M. album

Jan 30 2025

eminem is like the yngwie malmsteen of rap. yes you're very good at the technical skill of rapping, preternaturally good, even. this shit still sucks though

Jan 31 2025

the bulk of the jamiroquai catalogue is pretty middle of the road (respectful) and when something stands out it really stands out, but this isn't their strongest work. not much of it stands out above the rest.

Heaux Tales by Jazmine Sullivan
Feb 01 2025

great concept for a mostly good concept album

Future Days by Can
Feb 02 2025

there’s a good cohesion here to the weird noise being made and so I enjoy it instead of not enjoying it, but it came close to the line a couple times

Smile by Brian Wilson
Feb 03 2025

This album is how I found out that the Brian Wilson scenes in walk hard were almost not parody what the fuck man

Fuzzy by Grant Lee Buffalo
Feb 04 2025

I guess one of the minor fun things about this exercise is when you hear an album and go “why is this guy doing a weird shitty David Bowie impression with his voice the whole time” and then you go read about the artist and he says that’s his main uhhhhh “influence” yeah that tracks Grant

Low by David Bowie
Feb 05 2025

everything between ziggy and this is a desert for me on bowie, but this is so dang good from start to finish. there's a bit too much instrumental noodling in a couple places, but it's still at least interesting most of the time

New York Dolls by New York Dolls
Feb 06 2025

yeah this is fucking awesome. how on earth did this come out in 1973 and why did it take so long for us to get more stuff like it. the lead in the air really fucked everything up didn't it? i listened to it like 5x before i turned it off

Music by Madonna
Feb 07 2025

the mountains of effort poured into this album to give it a different sound ended up making it the most year 2000 sounding ass album imaginable. it's so obviously an elder stateswoman of pop trying to prove she's still got it and just copy pasting whatever christina and britney were up to. holy shit this is so bland. this is a mayonnaise sandwich on wonder bread. [tapping my ear] we're just hearing reports that it ends with an indefensibly weird rendition of american pie this is soooooooo bad

Faust IV by Faust
Feb 08 2025

Weird and atmospheric and unsettling but not in a wholly bad way

I’m a Lonesome Fugitive by Merle Haggard
Feb 09 2025

Really falls off towards the end but some solid genre staple stuff for most of it

Tical by Method Man
Feb 10 2025
Brothers by The Black Keys
Feb 11 2025

i would rather listen to 5 kings of leon albums than one black keys album this is so dreadfully 2010 and i have very little respect for the vocal distortion sound they're so in love with. it is not 1950. you are not more authentic because you've made yourself sound like you're on a record being played on the radio in 1950.

Killing Joke by Killing Joke
Feb 13 2025

doomy and gloomy and sludgy and british as hell

Pink Moon by Nick Drake
Feb 14 2025

this is almost a no skip album and perhaps takes a slight hit for being the proto sound of zach braff's inner monologue

Rubber Soul by Beatles
Feb 15 2025

card carrying beatles hater but come on even beatles fans have to be like "nowhere man is the only thing worth hearing from this album"

Sign 'O' The Times by Prince
Feb 17 2025

this is a lot of prince at once but it's without a doubt the best double album we've had in this exercise so far

Superfly by Curtis Mayfield
Feb 19 2025

no skips, i will not be elaborating

Fear and Whiskey by Mekons
Feb 20 2025

While i was listening to this i kept thinking "this sounds like the kind of thing people say is revolutionary for reasons they won't expound on" and then the first thing in their about the artist blurb is "Lester Bangs once wrote, "The Mekons are the most revolutionary group in the history of rock 'n' roll," and although he wrote it tongue in cheek, that doesn't mean he was wrong." I'm not going to pretend I don't enjoy a lot of alt country, but I think this is accidentally alt country. It didn't inspire the rest of the genre that didn't show up anywhere else for another 10 years. It was fine if not grating at times.

...Baby One More Time by Britney Spears
Feb 21 2025

the hits are the hits, but the filler is some of the emptiest pop music ever recorded

Yeezus by Kanye West
Feb 23 2025

a troublesome exercise in attempting to separate the art from the artist

Aftermath by The Rolling Stones
Feb 24 2025

"what a drag it is getting old," sings the man who won't die over one of the most annoying guitar lines of the 60's played by a man who won't die even harder. Most of this is extremely boring but you can at least see how it's the bones for rock and roll to get good some day.

Dr. Octagonecologyst by Dr. Octagon
Feb 28 2025

what if you used a lot of these great beats and instrumentation and didn't bury it under dumb shock rap

Dare! by The Human League
Mar 01 2025

that sure is one of the synth pop albums of all time

Five Leaves Left by Nick Drake
Mar 03 2025

i would describe this as inoffensive

Suede by Suede
Mar 04 2025

really fun guitar work but vocals that grate by the end

Mar 05 2025

every pulp song sounds like an interlude or b side meant to kill time until they do common people

Tidal by Fiona Apple
Mar 06 2025

i think i heavily disliked fiona apple because she was interrupting my very rude alternative rock and grunge airwaves in 1996, but this is pretty good throughout

Miriam Makeba by Miriam Makeba
Mar 07 2025

every song was a treat except for the extra slow warbly one

Triangle by The Beau Brummels
Mar 09 2025

This sounds like an alpha test of Colin Melody. Glad they eventually worked all the bugs out

Stripped by Christina Aguilera
Mar 10 2025

with the benefit of hindsight it is wild to go back to the "the studio is no longer in control of me i am independent and sexy in a grown adult way instead of a lolita way" era of pop music where the studios made all their "aging" female pop stars do an album about how independent and free from control of the studio and sexy they are now. the singles are still good though

Mar 11 2025

there's some heavy lifting being done by fairytale of course, but when you're in the mood for the pogues this is probably the best album

Channel Orange by Frank Ocean
Mar 12 2025

tiring in the same way dr. octagon was

Rust Never Sleeps by Neil Young & Crazy Horse
Mar 13 2025

it's inexplicable for us to still be coming across more neil young albums in this exercise, and this is so aggressively mediocre even within what we've gotten so far that i thought i was going to turn to dust like an avenger in end game

Da Capo by Love
Mar 14 2025

[through gritted teeth] the 60s rock and roll circus organ doesn't ruin this like it does most 60s rock albums because the rest of it is terrible too.

Music in Exile by Songhoy Blues
Mar 15 2025

this was mostly nice, but it was also mostly the same song over and over again

Dear Science by TV On The Radio
Mar 16 2025

"Let's dance, but not in a way that makes it seem like you like to dance" music

Duck Rock by Malcolm McLaren
Mar 17 2025

not sure how to explain this album other than it sounds like kids music in everything but lyrical content (and sometimes also in lyrical content)

The Band by The Band
Mar 18 2025

this is such a disjointed listening experience. pick a lane instead of being bad at all of them. the gall to call yourself THE band. you're barely AH band

Mar 20 2025

i know it's probably completely unfounded, but in my head this is the artist and album where we completely abandoned making albums because singles could do all the work with streaming and digital music. at the very least it's confirmed by the rest of this album besides the singles being dogwater

The Contino Sessions by Death In Vegas
Mar 22 2025

this was excellent until it suddenly turned into a 60s rock album replete with 60s rock album organ out of nowhere

Off The Wall by Michael Jackson
Mar 23 2025

secretly the most complete MJ album, the filler is mostly just good

Mar 25 2025

The hits are the hits, but not much else here stood out for me

Bert Jansch by Bert Jansch
Mar 26 2025

comforting in a curious way

Purple Rain by Prince
Mar 27 2025

the hits are big enough hits that i can kinda see why this is still on the list, but as an album experience this is dreadful. outside of the opener, doves cry, and purple rain every single track on here is the most annoying prince ever was.

Third by Portishead
Mar 28 2025

weird and spooky, great arrangements, but some vocal work that really rides the line between being weird and being annoying

Bandwagonesque by Teenage Fanclub
Mar 29 2025

Perfect mix of uninterested vocals, jangly guitars and distorted guitars

Basket of Light by Pentangle
Mar 30 2025

Fail to see what the rush is to hear this before you die

The Slider by T. Rex
Apr 01 2025

This is like a ziggy stardust tribute album. Soggy Bar Dust and the Drivers of Cars or something. I mean it’s mostly good throughout but it bears a striking similarity in sound and affectation to that other 1972 album.

Raw Like Sushi by Neneh Cherry
Apr 02 2025

Fun at times mostly grating

Buena Vista Social Club by Buena Vista Social Club
Apr 03 2025

dragged a little in the back half, but lots of fun

Trans Europe Express by Kraftwerk
Apr 04 2025

uhhh i am very grateful for all of the good music kraftwerk inspired? slog

Apr 05 2025

This is a good album pretty much all the way through! Freebird even is a good song. It is however the most overrated guitar solo in the history of rock and roll. It’s not interesting or good or even particularly technically impressive it’s just long.

Countdown To Ecstasy by Steely Dan
Apr 06 2025

Steely Dan is mostly just not going to be for me. I find that 70s harmonics style grating. But maybe more than any other band that is not for me I can easily see why this is the absolute jam of dads and dads at heart all around the world

Yank Crime by Drive Like Jehu
Apr 07 2025

Enjoyable, but also not very readable as multiple songs.

Superfuzz Bigmuff by Mudhoney
Apr 08 2025

Ehhhhhhh I think mudhoney sits in my adolescent mind as noisy and interesting and good because it annoyed older people in my life but now I am older people and it wasn’t as fun as I remembered

Paul Simon by Paul Simon
Apr 09 2025

Score one for moms music, only drags a couple times

Apr 10 2025

I asked my dad how this became one of the biggest bands in the world and he said “we were smoking a lot of weed” the weed was like 90% dirt that doesn’t explain anything. This was dreadful. A bottom ten experience here in the 500s

You Are The Quarry by Morrissey
Apr 13 2025

i missed the morrissey boat and i have a lot of trouble squaring his reputation (even though it's pretty bad in a lot of ways!) with how beloved his music is. this is mostly annoying, sometimes terrible, and dated throughout.

The Predator by Ice Cube
Apr 15 2025

kinda wild to hear an insert on a 1992 album where ice cube doesn't all that strongly refute his anti semitism considering the obviously and heavily anti semitic poster's madness he's been experiencing in recent years. an all time rap album that has been making a case for it being an all time exercise in separating the art from the artist since its release

Logical Progression by LTJ Bukem
Apr 16 2025

acknowledging that i am not a d&b enthusiast or anything but this all sounds the same! it sounds nice though

More Specials by The Specials
Apr 17 2025

yeah ok sure, i'm just glad we stopped recording vocals that sound like they were in the bathroom

1999 by Prince
Apr 19 2025

There's a lot of video game music on this one. Drags in the second half

Beautiful Day is a banger that warranted being overplayed into oblivion, but the rest of this is the very steep hill U2 deliberately climbed to become aggressively mediocre dad rock

Sunshine Hit Me by The Bees
Apr 21 2025

Heal yeah that’s weird and good and hazy

Apr 22 2025

Hurt gets all the headlines but if you survive that and think you’re gonna make it here comes I’m so lonesome I could cry and now you’re dead from anguish. Star deducted for bridge over troubled water

Le Tigre by Le Tigre
Apr 23 2025

emblematic of a scene, pretty good the whole way through, excellent as an album experience

Street Signs by Ozomatli
Apr 24 2025

this was a snooze fest to me

Highly Evolved by The Vines
Apr 25 2025

i once heard the vines described as one of the most "rock is back" bands of the aughts and it's very true, but also it worked really well. excellent guitar work, often detracting vocals, a lot more here besides the hit than i expected

Slippery When Wet by Bon Jovi
Apr 26 2025

this slaps in a way bruce springsteen fucking wishes he ever could

Fleet Foxes by Fleet Foxes
Apr 27 2025

every track on this album sounds like a song you'd hear on a toyota commercial and be like "hey what's that song" (respectful)

Apr 28 2025

this sounds like stuff i would have heard while getting my hair cut at the Visible Changes in the mall where they constantly showed fashion shows on the tv

Fever Ray by Fever Ray
Apr 29 2025

it's like an electro swedish GWAR that makes good music without sacrificing any of the unsettling characters or visuals

Apr 30 2025

it's fine as far as bob dylan goes. perhaps the king of all the artists who i don't like but recognize they were foundational for many of the ones i do

90 by 808 State
May 01 2025

did not ever vibe with this, but didn't mind it at any point either

The Soft Bulletin by The Flaming Lips
May 02 2025

this is the platonic flaming lips sound to me, oft imitated, never duplicated. i legitimately like this more than yoshimi, but even i struggle not to wonder if i'm just saying that to sound cool.

Nowhere by Ride
May 03 2025

jumping back and forth across the line between weird (respectful) and weird (derogatory)

Kenya by Machito
May 04 2025

platonic ideal of the kind of album you discover in this exercise. never would have heard this. loved it almost all my time with it.

Rapture by Anita Baker
May 05 2025
Scum by Napalm Death
May 06 2025

yeah mostly yeah, but it's an acquired taste

Vento De Maio by Elis Regina
May 07 2025

this album has two modes: annoy you into hitting the next button or whipping loads of ass

Kimono My House by Sparks
May 08 2025

Ehhhh I can see some of these in a playlist but it didn’t move me as an album

Violator by Depeche Mode
May 09 2025

yep that's depeche mode

Pictures At An Exhibition by Emerson, Lake & Palmer
May 10 2025

Fuuuuuuuuuuck no. Live albums are rarely good and this one isn’t even in the same country as an exception

Technique by New Order
May 11 2025

yep that's depeche mo-- i mean new order

Cypress Hill by Cypress Hill
May 12 2025

technically impressive within the genre, but not something i'll ever reach for

New Forms by Roni Size
May 13 2025

this provoked in me the same feeling as when jazz makes me feel like my atoms are in the wrong place

Gentlemen by The Afghan Whigs
May 15 2025

i have no prior experience, but this band is the favorite of one of the worst people i know so i had to discard some preconceived notions. i then quickly conceived of them again. yawn on its own merits, bottom of the barrel considering the context of music available around it in that time frame. and scene.

Psychocandy by The Jesus And Mary Chain
May 16 2025

idk why the drums were recorded in a cave underground but i liked it

Pump by Aerosmith
May 17 2025

even by the standards of aerosmith they were really in their bag here. indulgent. over the top. too much. fine for the most part.

Head Hunters by Herbie Hancock
May 18 2025

largely listenable without causing me the anguish a lot of jazz does

The Suburbs by Arcade Fire
May 20 2025

half of this album and half of funeral can be combined to form peak arcade fire but then there's neon bible somehow in between them as the trough.

Darkdancer by Les Rythmes Digitales
May 21 2025

hard to shake the feeling this would be better in a club in europe on drugs

Peggy Suicide by Julian Cope
May 22 2025

some of this was fun but i said "what the fuck" a lot during it, and he sounds like jv nick cave often. "enigmatic storyteller, contrarian, mystic, and hallucinogen enthusiast" yeah sure man

S.F. Sorrow by The Pretty Things
May 23 2025

it was fine. apparently it was extremely edgy in its time. it sounded like any other 60s rock.

May 24 2025

a lot of the times you come across something that everyone gushes about because it's foundational to a lot of stuff that came after and is better, but this is still pretty good in its own right

Real Life by Magazine
May 25 2025

this was fun on the tracks that didn't sound like circus music

Beggars Banquet by The Rolling Stones
May 26 2025

while it must be noted that they are extremely good at it, i've never been able to shake the feeling that the rolling stones are cosplaying at best. this is mostly fine if you can work your way past the weirdness

Sail Away by Randy Newman
May 28 2025

this sucks! randy newman sucks! why were we inflicted with randy newman for so long! everyone's reaction to randy newman is always "oh yeah... randy newman.. huh" like he's just there by default. he doesn't have to be!

Casanova by The Divine Comedy
May 30 2025

i dunno what this is and i am not interested in discovering more about it. it was dreadful to experience.

Opus Dei by Laibach
May 31 2025

every once in a while an album seems like it's included on this list for run of the mill music writer "look at the weird shit i know about" reasons. you don't need to hear this before you die, you need to hear this before about 1993 if and only if you live in former yugoslavian republics, and you'll hear someone's version of live is life at every european sporting event anyway.

Too Rye Ay by Dexys Midnight Runners
Jun 01 2025

it's fun, it's weird, they're weird, it's a perfect album to include in the list

Tuesday Night Music Club by Sheryl Crow
Jun 03 2025

this is drastically boring compared to her self titled album, i almost can't believe it

Forever Changes by Love
Jun 04 2025

indistinguishable from any number of other 60s rock albums we've had, another album that seems like it's on the list for the single. an entirely unrecommendable album experience.

Boston by Boston
Jun 06 2025

probably in the finals of the boomer dad rock tournament against ELO. the platonic ideal of classic rock. drags towards the end.

Rejoicing In The Hands by Devendra Banhart
Jun 08 2025

too of a time for me, but i enjoyed some moments from it

LP1 by FKA twigs
Jun 09 2025

this vocal style is going to be the millennial whoop of the 2020s

Group Sex by Circle Jerks
Jun 10 2025

listened to it like 4 times, it was good

Nixon by Lambchop
Jun 11 2025

i'm sure somewhere in my collection (2002) there is a group and album (The Sound Of Urchin, You Are The Best) that is weird in a non-complimentary way that I still think everyone should hear. that's what this album felt like. it's someone's weird group and weird album.

Surf's Up by The Beach Boys
Jun 13 2025

another L for dad's music. why do the beach boys sound like chicago and steely dan all of a sudden

Gasoline Alley by Rod Stewart
Jun 15 2025

there's some standard separating the art from the artist with rod stewart, but then there's also the british guy cosplaying as a bluesman thing that he's never quite able to shake. it's pretty good cosplay though

Only By The Night by Kings of Leon
Jun 16 2025

same review as i gave the first one, really. the 2010s alt rock sound is built here, and it's pretty good yet subsequently utterly ruined by caleb followill (about 17 year olds this time for some reason)

Night Life by Ray Price
Jun 18 2025

you can drink to this and maybe should otherwise you'll notice how it's the same 3 songs 4 times each

Buffalo Springfield Again by Buffalo Springfield
Jun 20 2025

The amount of Neil Young on this list in the form of multiple different artists is the kind of thing only a British guy would come up with. This was fine.

Jun 21 2025

Apologies for falling for it, but it remains insane that there was ever some kind of competition or comparison between this band and Oasis. This was dreadful at all times.

Arise by Sepultura
Jun 22 2025

Hearing the bass in metal hadn’t been invented yet in 1991, but this is otherwise one of sepultura’s best

Time Out Of Mind by Bob Dylan
Jun 23 2025

We Just gone done with secret Neil young and now here’s Bob Dylan singing about listening to Neil young I’m so tired. Anyway, this has some high spots but it’s mostly the bedrock foundation of any good slurred Dylan impression and I disliked most of it

3 Feet High and Rising by De La Soul
Jun 24 2025

This is the best De La Soul and the stings and skits don't feel like an interruption as they do for a lot of its peers

Stephen Stills by Stephen Stills
Jun 25 2025

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH CROSBY AND NASH it's actually pretty nice for most of it. chalk one up for dad's music

Jun 26 2025

live albums are rarely good and this one is not an exception. maybe it's just a fact of the recording, but it sounds like sam cooke is absolutely dying on his ass up there. the crowd doesn't respond to him at all and it's uncomfortable to listen to

Machine Gun Etiquette by The Damned
Jun 27 2025

love to hear songs about the anti pope. this is probably my favorite experience listening to the damned, especially as an album. i bet this made people crazy in the 70s

Wild Wood by Paul Weller
Jun 28 2025

90s grocery store soundtrack but it had some nice moments

Mama's Gun by Erykah Badu
Jul 02 2025

almost no skips, thank you to the manager of one of my first jobs for not firing me when i put this on the barnes and noble music section stereo and a wine mom got mad about it

Beauty And The Beat by The Go-Go's
Jul 03 2025

Startlingly jangly and grating, but the hits are the hits

Palo Congo by Sabu
Jul 04 2025

My perfect ideal of an album from this list. Something I never would have discovered myself, remarkable good time throughout, sent me down a wiki and spotify rabbit hole

Zombie by Fela Kuti
Jul 05 2025
Crazysexycool by TLC
Jul 06 2025

An inescapable experience in the mid 90s and it holds up mostly well. Drags a couple times but the high points are spread evenly through out

Young Americans by David Bowie
Jul 07 2025

this is the wandering in the desert period of Bowie for me. listening to it again for the first time in quite some time it's got some good stuff on it, it's just not i want or expect from Bowie and that's more my problem than his

Picture Book by Simply Red
Jul 08 2025

There are some real speed bumps in this as an album but a lot of it was really good stuff

A Date With The Everly Brothers by The Everly Brothers
Jul 09 2025

Did not realize a date with the Everly brothers was a threat until the first song. I mean one of the Nick Cave albums had a song that was explicitly about sexual assault but at least he didn’t present it was love life advice. The rest of it was pretty whiny, which is a weird thing for me to say as an elder emo!

Darkness on the Edge of Town by Bruce Springsteen
Jul 10 2025

If you listen closely to the background of Badlands you can hear late era Brandon Flowers literally being born. This sounds to me on a lot of songs like someone doing an intentionally bad Bruce Springsteen impression but it’s actually the boss? Wild

Tom Tom Club by Tom Tom Club
Jul 11 2025

Mostly fun bops, with a couple moments of sounding talking headsy (derogatory)

The Gershwin Songbook by Ella Fitzgerald
Jul 12 2025

I listened to this while doing extremely mundane work and essentially never noticed it. I’m giving it one star because it’s crazy that you had 6 discs to make me notice something I really liked and never did. I’m giving it a second star because it had 6 discs and never annoyed me enough to notice it either. I’m taking the second star away again because putting a 6 disc set on a list of albums to experience is fucking preposterous.

Hysteria by Def Leppard
Jul 13 2025

It’s interesting to listen to this as a child of grunge because it has always sounded like a parody of something, but the something is just itself. An era of rock that seems like the excess and rock star was of it all was the point presaging an era of rock where the excess was all directed as a means of escaping the last era’s bullshit. Can’t deny a power ballad or pour some sugar tho

The Dreaming by Kate Bush
Jul 14 2025

“There goes a tenner” -someone after buying this album in 1982 and listening to it

Youth And Young Manhood by Kings of Leon
Jul 15 2025

since it appears we are going to get all of them, i am remain waiting for a kings of leon album that isn't completely fucking ruined by caleb followill's vocals. there's a good album hiding here

Murmur by R.E.M.
Jul 16 2025

I think i have Singles Expectation Disease with R.E.M.. Every time I listen to an R.E.M. album I'm waiting for it to become an R.E.M. album and most of them never do and it's disappointing.

Be by Common
Jul 17 2025

a bajillion times better than the first common album we got

Blur by Blur
Jul 18 2025

I saw someone talking about Oasis the other day and someone else said “you seem like more of a Blur guy” and that’s the rudest fucking thing I’ve ever seen someone say on the internet. Extra star for song 2, the rest of it is mind numbing.

Another Green World by Brian Eno
Jul 19 2025

yeah that's a brian eno album. weird and interesting. annoying sometimes. and a good *album* experience

Steve McQueen by Prefab Sprout
Jul 20 2025

i really did not like this!

Cheap Thrills by Big Brother & The Holding Company
Jul 22 2025

they were really starting to figure it out at this point in the 60s. we finally got good at making rock n roll!

Time Out by The Dave Brubeck Quartet
Jul 23 2025

doesn't make me feel like my atoms are in the wrong place like most jazz. too piano forward. mostly fun.

Vol. 4 by Black Sabbath
Jul 24 2025

foundational in almost every way. riff making is tony iommi's legacy (for better and worse depending on where you look in modern metal). ozzy is the quintessential tortured scene maker messy rock star. this one even has the out of character balladish departure in the middle and the song about cocaine! all of the heavy music in the world today walks on roads paved by black sabbath. this is probably the best and tightest sabbath album that doesn't indulge in too much extended wankery (or maybe the wankery it engages in is just good enough to justify itself).

Led Zeppelin III by Led Zeppelin
Jul 25 2025

high highs and way too many low lows that make you go "ugh get fucking on with it"

Dust by Screaming Trees
Jul 26 2025

quintessentially 90s (derogatory)

The Pleasure Principle by Gary Numan
Jul 28 2025

I gotta be in the right mood for this kinda beeps and boops but they are good beeps and boops for when i am

Modern Kosmology by Jane Weaver
Jul 29 2025

literally fell asleep listening to this

Crime Of The Century by Supertramp
Jul 30 2025

q: what if a 70s easy listening band did prog rock a: i would not enjoy it for a single second

The Gilded Palace Of Sin by The Flying Burrito Brothers
Jul 31 2025

this sounds exactly like you would expect a band called the flying burrito brothers with a pedal steel player named sneaky pete to sound (laudatory) this is not only a good album on its own it's also foundational for a LOT of stuff both good and heinous that came after

Locust Abortion Technician by Butthole Surfers
Aug 01 2025

When they figure it out, they're unstoppable. It's just that it takes an entire album for them to figure it out for one song, and that results in a terrible experience for an album-listening exercise.

Red Dirt Girl by Emmylou Harris
Aug 02 2025

i think this might be the least listenable of all the emmylou. it just drags for wide stretches, and the instrumentation doesn't really give you what you expect from an emmylou album in a bad way.

Billion Dollar Babies by Alice Cooper
Aug 03 2025

conceptually i like alice cooper, but i don't think i've ever sat down and listened to an alice cooper album. why does he sound like he's doing a mick jagger impression for most of it? a couple songs were neat though maybe i just liked alice cooper's cameo in wayne's world.

Bossanova by Pixies
Aug 05 2025

none of their true hits but still the best pixies album. weird and interesting throughout

Songs Of Love And Hate by Leonard Cohen
Aug 06 2025

Avalanche is probably my favorite work by Cohen and it's endlessly upsetting that it's perhaps best known because of an aimee mann cover for a shitty true crime documentary and a nick cave cover for black sails lmao. this is a good, complete album experience and worth listening to as that.

Unhalfbricking by Fairport Convention
Aug 07 2025

this feels so different (and better) than previous fairport we've heard. to a startling degree. this was somewhere between inoffensive and enjoyable to listen to.

The Velvet Underground by The Velvet Underground
Aug 08 2025

this was so thoroughly boring that it made me go look for the context on why it's on the list and i found the explanation wanting. it sounds like there's a producer in the studio glaring at lou reed to make sure he doesn't get too lou reed about anything

Aug 09 2025

On principle, this kind of album is the true benefit of this list. Out of the way music you never would have discovered without being pointed towards it. Unfortunately, it sucks big time

Abbey Road by Beatles
Aug 10 2025

i feel about the beatles the same way i feel about the 1900 BC sumerian joke that no one understands in the modern day. i'm sure it helped pave the way for the good stuff, but that doesn't make it good. i tried to set that preconceived notion aside while listening to this, but the best part of the album is the back half when most of the songs are <2 minutes long

Dance Mania by Tito Puente
Aug 11 2025

this list turning people into fans of bossa nova and mambo is like evolutionary carcinisation. platonic ideal of an album i love to see on this list. never would have found it, loved pretty much all of it

Atomizer by Big Black
Aug 12 2025

probably would have loved this if i first discovered it as a teenager. it was fine.

System Of A Down by System Of A Down
Aug 13 2025

perhaps the all time GOAT of incredibly talented vocalists who use all their talent to piss me tf off

Southern Rock Opera by Drive-By Truckers
Aug 14 2025

we've had to listen to like 4 completely unnecessary neil young albums from this list, so i was primed to not take it seriously when these guys started very badly singing about him AND ronnie van zant. Honestly, the vocals on the live jam band unnecessary neil young album were better than this. this is TERRIBLE.

Aug 15 2025

at times weird (respectful) and weird (derogatory), precisely what you're looking for from a brian eno album.

Tago Mago by Can
Aug 16 2025

the three 10+ minute songs in a row are how i know the drugs were shit and they didn't have enough movies or video games back then.

Phaedra by Tangerine Dream
Aug 17 2025

early 90s first person fantasy game music

Court And Spark by Joni Mitchell
Aug 18 2025

i can tell that this is expertly made music, it just isn't particularly for me

Foxbase Alpha by Saint Etienne
Aug 20 2025

totally new and unexpected and not something I would have come across on my own! what a fun a group, what a good album from outside my normal musical wanderings

Gold by Ryan Adams
Aug 21 2025

offensively bland in an emblematic way for 2001

White Light by Gene Clark
Aug 22 2025

Inoffensive dentist waiting room music.

Mask by Bauhaus
Aug 23 2025
Faith by George Michael
Aug 24 2025

Was George Michael just junior varsity Prince, discuss

Trout Mask Replica by Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band
Aug 25 2025

The weaponization of music in the 60s was dreadful. I am not openminded enough to get this or really even conceive of anyone getting it. It’s just noise for me

Rattus Norvegicus by The Stranglers
Aug 26 2025

This was almost entirely good, goofy, and grouchy. Star deducted for 70s circus organ

Everything Must Go by Manic Street Preachers
Aug 27 2025

This is pretty good except for all of the vocals

Aug 28 2025

The ur-angry mancunian hollering about stuff I don’t really get over music that I find enjoyable

Freak Out! by The Mothers Of Invention
Aug 29 2025

At some point a weird lil guy like Frank Zappa, either through longevity or by inspiring more mainstream acts, gets described as making “challenging music” instead of just being a weird lil guy. Weird lil guys are critically important, but the shine wears off when they become “challenging musicians” instead, so I’m always going into Zappa vehicles braced against whatever sucker punch is coming and there it is: a call and response in the melody with a kazoo on track one. Weird lil guys forever, but also probably only one listen per

Darklands by The Jesus And Mary Chain
Aug 30 2025

this was mostly chill and fun, but i didn't like the beach boys impression towards the end of the album

Ace of Spades by Motörhead
Sep 01 2025

much in the same way ac/dc is, it's pretty much one song over and over again and while it's done really well and it's a fun time to see live, it leaves something to be desired in a full album setting

1977 by Ash
Sep 02 2025

some of my favorite crunchy guitars from a time when i was beginning to choose my own music and a bonus that it really annoyed my dad at the time.

The Hissing Of Summer Lawns by Joni Mitchell
Sep 03 2025

something about the production here sets my nerves on edge and makes me grind my teeth. it's like someone lifted the vocals off another album and put it over a recording they made of a band playing in the next room over. it's also not really my bag.

Kollaps by Einstürzende Neubauten
Sep 04 2025

some enjoyable moments off an album i never would have picked up outside of this exercise, unfortunately surrounded by some of the most annoying to hear nonsense on the list so far. if i can squint i can see some weird lil fellas making their version of a joyous noise, which is respectable, but not necessarily something i want to hear.

Bookends by Simon & Garfunkel
Sep 05 2025

probably the second most complete work by The Boys, or maybe the most given it isn't interrupted by anything as offensive as bridge over troubled water? mostly the sense i get from listening to them is impatience for paul simon to go do his own thing

A Love Supreme by John Coltrane
Sep 06 2025

it simply is not for me and provokes a negative physical reaction when i hear it, but i can understand technically why it's lauded

Brutal Youth by Elvis Costello
Sep 07 2025

i always had suspicions that elvis costello was a little twerp and thanks to this exercise they have been confirmed. this was almost entirely sleepy (derogatory). the couple standout moments were such a relief.

Sep 08 2025

love it when this exercise gives us someone that wrote a bunch of songs you heard other people cover and you realize they messed it up. this was really nice from start to finish. made me feel like i was in the walking credits of a 70s movie.

Highway 61 Revisited by Bob Dylan
Sep 09 2025

this strikes me as the most consistent dylan album experience which is a step up from what we've already had, but it also never reaches any particularly pleasing heights after the opening track so it's still.... all bob dylany, which isn't a positive for me

Solid Air by John Martyn
Sep 10 2025

dad music, heard this one so many times as a kid. probably liked it more now than i ever did then

The Next Day by David Bowie
Sep 11 2025

from like heathens until this i feel like i'm wandering in the desert with bowie. but this is such an interesting sound that puts together a lot of what i like from early bowie and a lot of what i don't like in middle bowie and creates something i enjoy quite a lot.

Sep 12 2025

the platonic ideal of annoying 60s rock experimentation. there's just not anything here for me no matter how important it was

I subscribe to the idea that Limp Bizkit killed rock n roll for a couple years. I'm not totally opposed to the recent rehabilitation of a few tracks that actually do slap, but i don't think they should push their luck.

Funeral by Arcade Fire
Sep 14 2025

This is the most 2005 ass album imaginable. It's no skips. It's weird and sometimes offputting. It soars and drags in complimentary ways and feels like one of maybe a handful of items on this list that actually seems to have thought put into the pacing and ordering such that it should be listened to *in order* as *An Album™*

chaotic and frantic and the kind of thing that sounds like it inspired a bunch of people to be like "what if i did some of that, but in a way that an A&R guy would enjoy" and pushed music forward in some way i'll never appreciate enough

Dusty In Memphis by Dusty Springfield
Sep 16 2025

nothing especially moved me in here but it was pleasant the whole way through.

Raw Power by The Stooges
Sep 17 2025

pretty good throughout and blessedly short for the moments when it wasnt

Sticky Fingers by The Rolling Stones
Sep 18 2025

the hits are the hits and the rest of it is bad cosplay

Led Zeppelin by Led Zeppelin
Sep 19 2025

an incredible snoozefest given the reputation at play

Back to Mystery City by Hanoi Rocks
Sep 20 2025

scratchy and weird and loud and FINNISH? incredible stuff

Olympia 64 by Jacques Brel
Sep 21 2025

live albums are rarely good and this isn't an exception. i bet this slaps in belgium tho

Dog Man Star by Suede
Sep 22 2025

brit pop seems to live and die with its vocalists and i'm going to have to ask brett anderson to go and have a seat with damon albarn, we'll call you when you're needed boys (rarely). swirly airy gothy guitar work that made parts of this interesting at least

Sep 23 2025

loathe as i may be to admit it given everything that came after coloring my perception of U2 as a band, this album is no skips

No Other by Gene Clark
Sep 24 2025

shocking in the extreme that someone who can make this willingly made all those byrds albums

Idlewild by Everything But The Girl
Sep 25 2025

this is maybe a top 10 most boring album we've had so far to me. this is multi-suite office park lobby music

Tigermilk by Belle & Sebastian
Sep 26 2025

it was always surprising to me to hear B&S described as a cult classic because it was ubiquitous for the indie obsessed crowds i found myself in during the late 90s and early 00s. it is not at all surprising that this is the launch of that cult. it's really good the entire time and perfects chamber pop without feeling inauthentic

Odessa by Bee Gees
Sep 27 2025

some of this is too beatlesy and some of it feels like someone perfecting the best parts of the beatles and adding to it in ways that are interesting instead of the insane things the beatles did after a horse named fame kicked them in the head

m b v by My Bloody Valentine
Sep 28 2025

an extra star for being one of the truly enjoyable ***album*** experiences. you wouldn't listen to anything off this by itself. it's a capital A Album. It's not always exactly what I want, but I know it spawned a lot of what I do want when I want shoegaze.

Vincebus Eruptum by Blue Cheer
Sep 29 2025

early signs of people starting to figure out the whole rock n roll thingn

Live At The Regal by B.B. King
Sep 30 2025

live albums are rarely good and this is not an exception. the mix here is especially annoying and underproduced.

Arular by M.I.A.
Oct 01 2025

while fully admitting that i am perhaps just not exposed to similar stuff, M.I.A. strikes me as one of the most unique artists of our time. Not everything here is good to me, but a lot of it is and all of it is interesting.

Oct 02 2025

consummate and perfect rainy day chill out album

Oct 03 2025

In my head canon all of the conflict between the Gallagher brothers comes down to one of them wanting that waily harmonica on this album and the other one didn’t. It’s an otherwise no skips album

BEYONCÉ by Beyoncé
Oct 04 2025

not for me for most of it, but the production work here is really really good. the sound is complete

Bongo Rock by Incredible Bongo Band
Oct 05 2025

listened to it a second time straight through while revisiting my notes before doing a dump of reviews. it's just fun.

There's A Riot Goin' On by Sly & The Family Stone
Oct 06 2025

this is mostly enjoyable but maybe a little to homogenous after an entire album.

Bitches Brew by Miles Davis
Oct 07 2025

perhaps the best example of the sound i'm talking about when i say jazz makes me feel like my atoms are in the wrong place

Private Dancer by Tina Turner
Oct 08 2025

this was totally forgettable aside from the hits, but the hits are massive so

L.A. Woman by The Doors
Oct 09 2025

could have sworn it took 3 hours for this to end. extra star for resisting the circus organ urge, star taken back for replacing it with terribly mixed piano

Foo Fighters by Foo Fighters
Oct 10 2025

i think this is the most boring offering the foo fighters have, but it's still got some high points

Pearl by Janis Joplin
Oct 11 2025

cry baby is transcendent, but perhaps one of my most contrarian views is that this is the inferior version of me and bobby mcgee. most of what's in between them is ffffine.

Oct 13 2025

one of the most striking and weird careers imaginable and this is probably his best work

Eternally Yours by The Saints
Oct 14 2025

my favorite kind of punk vocals where they draw everything out and make every vowel sound like someone going bluuuaaaarrrrgggghhhhh it just makes things sound more punk rock

Oct 16 2025

some of the most straight down the middle 00's less-alt rock, nothing to complain about really

E.V.O.L. by Sonic Youth
Oct 17 2025

interminable and droning

Let England Shake by PJ Harvey
Oct 18 2025

such a stark departure from what i'm looking for when i come to a pj harvey album that it was shocking. and while i didn't necessarily expect it to become what i am familiar with, i did expect it to become good and it did not

The Coral by The Coral
Oct 19 2025

emblematic of a time when british guitars got way too jangly again, no THANK you.

Can't Buy A Thrill by Steely Dan
Oct 20 2025

this album made me realize that everyone who seems like they're saying steely dan rules as a bit might not be doing a bit and might be right (excluding, of course, rock n roll circus organ)

Elastica by Elastica
Oct 21 2025

a guitar tone i spent ages trying to recreate. one of my favorite albums of the 90s that i bought for a single and loved much of the rest of

Stardust by Willie Nelson
Oct 22 2025

i think this might be my least favorite willie. it's such a snooze fest, relatively speaking. he can do any song justice though

Pelican West by Haircut 100
Oct 24 2025

there was so much good here and also so much annoying

Django Django by Django Django
Oct 25 2025

this is some solid 10's alt rock, and the song construction is often dynamite but two really annoying voices doing harmonies like that really drags it down. default is still a bop even though it might be the one where they're most annoying

Tubular Bells by Mike Oldfield
Oct 26 2025

i mean it's fine, it's better when it's attached to a movie. star deducted for significantly contributing to forcing richard branson on us

Tragic Songs of Life by The Louvin Brothers
Oct 27 2025

this album has everything: 16 tracks in < an hour! the real birth of country harmony! a song from the perspective of a 7 year old! that one nirvana song!

School's Out by Alice Cooper
Oct 28 2025

extra star for the line "we can't even think of a word that rhymes." the rest of this is pretty forgettable.

Illinois by Sufjan Stevens
Oct 29 2025

this album is loaded, in the way a question can be rather than with lots of good stuff. i do not know why this gripped the imaginations of all my peers in 2005. one time someone turned hot fuss off and put this shit on, saying "he's gonna write one about every state!" no he isn't grow up

Little Earthquakes by Tori Amos
Oct 30 2025

i can tell it's well made it simply isn't for me

Odelay by Beck
Oct 31 2025

i want to say i've outgrown this. i know it's junk food and it's not good for me. but i love it still.

Viva Hate by Morrissey
Nov 01 2025

he's so annoying, both sonically and on the substance. most of the time. almost exclusively. this one has some nice moments though

The Sun Rises In The East by Jeru The Damaja
Nov 02 2025

there's a lot of great 90s hiphop that shoots itself in the foot with slurs and this is some of it

The Sensual World by Kate Bush
Nov 03 2025

it doesn't hit for me, but i can tell this is good

Are You Experienced by Jimi Hendrix
Nov 04 2025

almost no skips but the skips are exceedingly skippable

Younger Than Yesterday by The Byrds
Nov 05 2025

it's as byrdsy as you'd expect given how much byrds are on this list ENOUGH

Soul Mining by The The
Nov 06 2025

the same song 7 times with a slightly different key-based instrument at the forefront? idk man

Celebrity Skin by Hole
Nov 07 2025

an incredible followup to live through this. i thought this was unfairly poopoo'd when it came out, it's got some all timers on it and none of it is ever worse than pretty good

That's The Way Of The World by Earth, Wind & Fire
Nov 08 2025

a tight 38 minutes with endless energy throughout AND a sick xylophone solo? 5 stars

Nov 09 2025

i have little patience for british guys doing cosplay music, and this album's only here for maggie may. 75% of it is completely forgettable. appreciably short, though.

Dub Housing by Pere Ubu
Nov 10 2025

weird lil fellas abusing their weird lil fella privilege

Bone Machine by Tom Waits
Nov 11 2025

weird lil fella expertly using his weird lil fella privilege, but you gotta be in the mood for it, or it needs to be halloween or something

Nov 12 2025

wet queen! some of the best work despite the comparative lack of hits

Deep Purple In Rock by Deep Purple
Nov 13 2025

appreciate deep purple for inspiring so many bands is like, but they'll take it from here

Pink Flag by Wire
Nov 15 2025

i'm not gonna go look but i feel like every time we get something even approaching "21 songs in 35 minutes" it rules. this ruled.

Nov 16 2025

this caught on with the normies and in 2006 that was enough to turn me off of it, but now i'm a normaler person and i can admit that this is mostly weird and good, and sometimes fantastic

Junkyard by The Birthday Party
Nov 17 2025

sometimes noisy (derogatory) sometimes noisy (respectful)

Exile In Guyville by Liz Phair
Nov 18 2025

this feels like such an insane pick from liz phair's catalogue. most of it is so bland

Walking Wounded by Everything But The Girl
Nov 19 2025

this is the music that plays at visible changes in the mall while they show fashion shows on the tv

High Violet by The National
Nov 20 2025

music to get high and be sad to

Joan Baez by Joan Baez
Nov 21 2025

untenable vocals for me sonically

Madman Across The Water by Elton John
Nov 22 2025

my favorite thing about elton john is that sometimes he's exaggerated syllables so hard that it seems like he's taking the piss out of bernie taupin. this feels like it's on the list because of tiny dancer and levon, the rest of it is pretty weak considering the portfolio

Nov 23 2025

this album reinforced my conspiracy theory that mylo is patient zero for "lo fi whatever to relax and study to"

Underwater Moonlight by The Soft Boys
Nov 24 2025

this inexplicably slips into the jangliest 60s rock imaginable for an album from 1980. or maybe it's very imaginable that the "soft boys" are doing a song called "positive vibrations." the rest of it was good though

If You're Feeling Sinister by Belle & Sebastian
Nov 25 2025

overstays its welcome, which isn't high praise for a 41 minute album. it's good, it's just not all that varied

Dirty by Sonic Youth
Nov 26 2025

yeah turns out i don't like sonic youth, i just feel peer pressure to do so

Van Halen by Van Halen
Nov 27 2025

eddie's best work ruined by david's worst

Paris 1919 by John Cale
Nov 29 2025

"paris 1919" track 1 child's christmas in WALES so that was a lie. this was weird and neat

Nov 30 2025

love that he's been trying to find the guy on the album cover and hasn't as of 2025, apparently. this is an all timer, it never gets boring, only slightly grating at times

Rip It Up by Orange Juice
Dec 01 2025

this list loves to present me with incredible instrumentation by a band from the UK which is then promptly ruined by the weird lil fella singing

Dec 03 2025

impossible to take a tax dodging whiner like phil collins seriously singing about a lost england. also impossible to take him seriously because this is dogshit.

Surfer Rosa by Pixies
Dec 04 2025

i like the pixies the way a lot of my peers want me to like sonic youth. sorry but sometimes i want a hook

All Hope Is Gone by Slipknot
Dec 05 2025

finally leaving many of the nu metal trappings behind, this is when slipknot takes off (if you're into things like slipknot)

Franz Ferdinand by Franz Ferdinand
Dec 06 2025

there's some really neat stuff here! the rest of it all sounds like the same song though

Dec 07 2025

a never ending refrain of "this guy was always a weird loser!" every time people talk about cube's recent perceived right wing conspiracy heel turn

The Renaissance by Q-Tip
Dec 08 2025

this is a nice listen i never would have found on my own.

Veckatimest by Grizzly Bear
Dec 09 2025

this is a very important album to me. it marked my exit from being scene-ish about music as a hobby instead of just enjoying music. a real turning point, in that when someone put it on in the late 00s i thought "being a soft indie boy isn't enough anymore, you need to make good music too." this sucks and i'm grateful that it does.

Dec 10 2025

prog rock is already generally too winky and proud of itself to possibly sustain the swagless smugness of phil collins, and the audacity for it to be a double album. no thanks.

Dec 12 2025

kerr's vocals are a pass from me, but there's so much good music here i can survive it

The Message by Grandmaster Flash & The Furious Five
Dec 13 2025

never boring, never overstays its welcome, fresh and tight in a way modern hiphop seems to have largely abandoned

Safe As Milk by Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band
Dec 14 2025

went into this with a scowl on my face after troutmask and was pleasantly surprised to discover some actual songs on here instead of noisy dicking around. it's still mostly the kind of 60s rock that drives me up the wall, but it is at least a listenable album.

Orbital 2 by Orbital
Dec 15 2025

i know this is part of the territory with electronic music but if you start your album that i'm listening to as part of a (theoretically) album listening exercise with 3 straight minutes of looped spoken phrases, i'm not gonna be very charitable to the rest of your beeps and boops. that being said, there were a few good beeps and boops after all that nonsense.

I See You by The xx
Dec 16 2025

who told the xx they could be this loud!!!! it's not as good as their debut but it's still such a good production of interesting and fantastic vocals and spooky instrumentation

Oxygène by Jean-Michel Jarre
Dec 17 2025

castlevania soundtrack music

Songs From A Room by Leonard Cohen
Dec 18 2025

extra star for inserting jaw harp into one of my all time favorite sad songs leading off the album. i think this is my favorite cohen piece. it's solid throughout and never feels too slow.

Dec 19 2025

the way that i know that R.E.M. is mostly overrated is that these guys out R.E.M.'d them and never got that famous. this is kinda samey throughout, but is also unarguably the most endurable double album on the list so far

I'm Your Man by Leonard Cohen
Dec 20 2025

idk why i don't like this album. maybe cause my dad played it so often. maybe because it regularly dips into what sounds like "lounge singer residency in vegas with a backing track, not real backup singers" territory. the production just doesn't mesh for me. everybody knows rules though.

The Grand Tour by George Jones
Dec 21 2025

extra star for featuring the Grand Tour, the best sad country song about a house (followed closely by Hello Walls and House With No Doors). the rest of this is extremely standard, but it's standard because George Jones created the standard. I like some other artist's versions of these songs better, but I'm not mad to hear George Jones pretty much ever.

Next by The Sensational Alex Harvey Band
Dec 22 2025

detestable.

...And Justice For All by Metallica
Dec 23 2025

this is legitimately their best work and then they mixed it like assholes because they are assholes and were being extra assholey in their grief. the title track is one of the best metal songs of all time. i would give it a 6th star for writing and recording a song so brutal and fast that they more or less immediately refused to play it live.

Live And Dangerous by Thin Lizzy
Dec 24 2025

live albums are rarely good and this isn't an exception. at least there's some good thin lizzy songs

New Wave by The Auteurs
Dec 25 2025

anti brit pop that is actually good and also actually anti britpop and not secretly just more britpop like blur

Reign In Blood by Slayer
Dec 27 2025

this is probably their best work, but maybe not my favorite. you can't argue with the hits, and the relentless speed of everything is impressive

this is without a doubt the biggest ask by the author of the list on what qualifies as an album. it feels edge lordy in a way i don't want to look up further because i'm already annoyed. the blurbs i've seen about throbbing gristle all use the phrase "anti melody" and that's more than enough to warn me off this nonsense.

Live / Dead by Grateful Dead
Dec 29 2025

i knew i wasn't going to like this. it's live. there are 20+ minute tracks by a jam band. it somehow surpassed all my expectations and was even worse than i imagined.

The Undertones by The Undertones
Dec 30 2025

bonus star cause i love feargal sharkey. this is tight and fast and punchy and an excellent harbinger of what was to come

Meat Is Murder by The Smiths
Jan 01 2026

i think the most annoying part is that it always sounds like he's singing a one song over the music from another. i really just have never had a nice time listening to anything track this guy is on

Jan 02 2026

live albums are rarely good, and this one somehow manages to be charming even though the interludes are weirder than you'd normally expect and the entire concept of unplugged immediately goes out the window as they are playing decidedly not acoustic instruments. it feels almost lucky that this works as well as it does given the source material and how unprepared they seemed to be.

Electric Prunes by The Electric Prunes
Jan 03 2026

my unifying theory of 60s rock and roll is undefeated (there was nothing else to do and nothing to compare this to, so it used to be good)

Let's Stay Together by Al Green
Jan 04 2026

come for the hits, stay for almost the entire album in between them that has no low moments (sonically). great start to finish

Definitely Maybe by Oasis
Jan 05 2026

a weaker effort in their catalog, but live forever is an all timer.

Calenture by The Triffids
Jan 06 2026

platonic ideal of an album to discover from this list. it wasn't good, but it was unknown and sometimes that's enough over 1000 albums

Like A Prayer by Madonna
Jan 07 2026

one of the biggest, lowest stakes, most meaningless fights i've ever witnessed was in college when a dancer was considering doing her senior solo to like a prayer and someone else insisted that like a prayer is about fellatio. it lasted for days and altered friendships. anyway, what a banger to lead off perhaps the most "only here for the single" album on the whole entire list.

London Calling by The Clash
Jan 08 2026

overstays its welcome a bit towards the end, but it's pretty good!

The La's by The La's
Jan 09 2026

i was about to be annoyed that mostly bland college rock albums were making the list on the strength of one song, but then i discovered they're BRITISH and you know what that is notable how'd they learn to sound like that

Jan 10 2026

listen up you byrd motherfuckers my name is gram parsons and we're making a christian country album now some really over the top jesusy stuff but it's pretty good other than that (partially because it's so unbyrdsy)

Scissor Sisters by Scissor Sisters
Jan 12 2026

this record got absolutely worn out in the halls of the dance and music theater schools at my college. it's almost entirely good throughout, and an incredible synthesis of so many inspirations and styles without feeling dated (well, at the time. now it feels EXTREMELY 2004/5)

American Beauty by Grateful Dead
Jan 13 2026

when you give these guys the constraints of the studio it goes from interminable noodling to mostly inoffensive, passable 70s rock and roll

Elephant Mountain by The Youngbloods
Jan 14 2026

first track: there's no way this is an album from 1969 this is incredible most of the rest of the album: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

The Atomic Mr Basie by Count Basie & His Orchestra
Jan 15 2026

perfect album to go about your life pretending you have a soundtrack, works for literally every activity

25 by Adele
Jan 16 2026

everything here is incredible, but almost everything is like a minute too long too

Searching For The Young Soul Rebels by Dexys Midnight Runners
Jan 17 2026

really swinging for the fences on the exercise with a second dexys album. not sure it fits the bill for me. the thing about being that much of a one hit wonder is that if you hear the singer's voice you're sort of just waiting for come on eileen and it's not on this one, so.... most of it was fine, some of it was downright hideous

Rust In Peace by Megadeth
Jan 18 2026

slight exercise in separating the art from the artist here. i've met dave mustaine three times, none of them even in the context of being a fan, and i think he's just a real turd in his soul. real mean guy. knows what he's doing though this shit is incredible. hangar 18 is one of the best metal songs ever, holy war some of the best riffs, and the rest of it is all at least solid. they also keeps their guitar wankery to a sensible level (for them) on this one.

Scream, Dracula, Scream by Rocket From The Crypt
Jan 19 2026

biased on the local angle, these guys rule. everything's fast and there's lots of style and mixing it up. extra star for the possibly apocryphal story about the lead guy vowing to never play a venue with a stage lol

Sincere by Mj Cole
Jan 20 2026

i found this to be a real slog. pretty boring.

Come Find Yourself by Fun Lovin' Criminals
Jan 21 2026

hell yeah scooby snacks. i appreciate (though did not enjoy) the rap rock fusion weird guys trying out a ballad. pretty fun listen

Grievous Angel by Gram Parsons
Jan 22 2026

that's a nice twangy country album, not major complaints. $1000 wedding is one of the all time weird ass haunting sad country songs.

Blood, Sweat & Tears by Blood, Sweat & Tears
Jan 23 2026

mixing a lot of stuff here and unfortunately some of the stuff is the wankery jazz that makes me feel physically unsettled

Sheet Music by 10cc
Jan 24 2026

this was weird in a way that i appreciated but did not enjoy. happy to have it on the list.

At Mister Kelly's by Sarah Vaughan
Jan 25 2026

live albums are rarely good and this one's kinda close to being an exception. it still has all the normal problems most live albums do, but she's working so hard it almost gets past em. i bet it was incredible to be there.

The Stranger by Billy Joel
Jan 26 2026

billy joel songs feel aggressively unrelatable to me. what the fuck are you talking about man? and why do you have so many versions of the song equivalent of "new york city is a character in the movie?" yuck. the music is mostly nice though.

California by American Music Club
Jan 27 2026

both college rockish and indie rockish in a detestable way. did not enjoy my time here.

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