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AlbumYouGlobalDiff
Suicide
Suicide
5 2.46 +2.54
Moss Side Story
Barry Adamson
5 2.52 +2.48
New Forms
Roni Size
5 2.52 +2.48
GI
Germs
5 2.54 +2.46
Tragic Songs of Life
The Louvin Brothers
5 2.58 +2.42
Bright Flight
Silver Jews
5 2.68 +2.32
New Boots And Panties
Ian Dury
5 2.68 +2.32
Histoire De Melody Nelson
Serge Gainsbourg
5 2.71 +2.29
Cut
The Slits
5 2.71 +2.29
The Infotainment Scan
The Fall
5 2.71 +2.29

You Love Less Than Most

AlbumYouGlobalDiff
Brothers In Arms
Dire Straits
1 3.73 -2.73
Dire Straits
Dire Straits
1 3.72 -2.72
Eagles
Eagles
1 3.29 -2.29
Slippery When Wet
Bon Jovi
1 3.29 -2.29
A Night At The Opera
Queen
2 3.95 -1.95
The Doors
The Doors
2 3.94 -1.94
L.A. Woman
The Doors
2 3.65 -1.65
Black Holes and Revelations
Muse
2 3.59 -1.59
Hotel California
Eagles
2 3.58 -1.58
Morrison Hotel
The Doors
2 3.57 -1.57

Artists

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ArtistAlbumsAverage
David Bowie 9 4.56
R.E.M. 4 5
Tom Waits 5 4.8
Bob Dylan 7 4.57
Joni Mitchell 4 4.75
Stevie Wonder 4 4.75
Brian Eno 4 4.75
Björk 4 4.75
Neil Young 3 5
The Velvet Underground 3 5
Miles Davis 3 5
Radiohead 6 4.33
Sonic Youth 5 4.4
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds 5 4.4
The Rolling Stones 4 4.5
Leonard Cohen 4 4.5
Nirvana 3 4.67
PJ Harvey 3 4.67
The White Stripes 3 4.67
Kraftwerk 3 4.67
Johnny Cash 3 4.67
Marvin Gaye 3 4.67
Pixies 3 4.67
Pet Shop Boys 3 4.67
The Beach Boys 3 4.67
Fleetwood Mac 2 5
Prince 2 5
Pulp 2 5
Sly & The Family Stone 2 5
Fiona Apple 2 5
New Order 2 5
Funkadelic 2 5
The Stooges 2 5
OutKast 2 5
The Specials 2 5
Portishead 2 5
Elliott Smith 2 5
Willie Nelson 2 5
The Band 2 5
The Flaming Lips 2 5
Dinosaur Jr. 2 5
Dusty Springfield 2 5
Air 2 5
Steely Dan 4 4.25
Bruce Springsteen 4 4.25
Elvis Costello & The Attractions 4 4.25
Talking Heads 4 4.25
Beatles 6 4
Michael Jackson 3 4.33
The Fall 3 4.33
Nick Drake 3 4.33
Public Enemy 3 4.33
Led Zeppelin 5 4

Least Favorites

ArtistAlbumsAverage
Dire Straits 2 1
Eagles 2 1.5
The Doors 3 2

5-Star Albums (259)

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Tusk by Fleetwood Mac

The only knock against this album is that it isn’t Rumours, which is also true of every other album.

Blood On The Tracks by Bob Dylan

This was the first Dylan album I ever listened to that wasn’t a best of and it was the thing that finally helped me understand what people saw in him. The music is complicated, the lyrics are intricate and tell such vivid stories, and his voice sounds phenomenal. The only knock against it is that it isn’t quite as good as some of the albums leading up it, which is more just an indication of what an insane hot streak Dylan was on at that point in his career.

Fever To Tell by Yeah Yeah Yeahs

Potentially my most controversial opinion about this album is that “Maps” is one of the weaker songs on it. By no means bad, and it’s easy to see why it became a genuinely generational rock album, but for me YYYs strength has always been in their loud and feral energy, their ability to capture the feeling of being young, drunk, horny, and ready to fight the world.

Kala by M.I.A.

Such a shame that she’s insane now, because this was and remains an absolute blast.

As much as I like some of their songs individually, I’ve never been that much of a Queen guy, and I tend to find their albums pretty grating. This is no exception.

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Rumours by Fleetwood Mac
Nov 22 2023
Blue by Joni Mitchell
Nov 23 2023
21 by Adele
Nov 24 2023
Deep Purple In Rock by Deep Purple
Nov 27 2023

I tend to find a lot of ‘70s hard rock pretty boring, and while this doesn’t really escape the limitations of that genre for me, it does have a lot of energy.

Songs In The Key Of Life by Stevie Wonder
Dec 12 2023

Incredible to think that this is one of the greatest albums of all time, yet it’s probably Wonder’s weaker album from this period of his career.

Dry by PJ Harvey
Dec 13 2023

I just about prefer her later albums - particularly Stories From the City - but this has so much barely-contained energy to it. She still sounds like the most exciting person in music.

Garbage by Garbage
Dec 15 2023

Garbage passed me by in their heyday so I only really knew them from The World Is Not Enough thème, which I like quite a bit. There’s some wonderful songs on her, but it’s pretty samey and the standout tracks don’t elevate it quite enough to cohere as a strong statement.

My Aim Is True by Elvis Costello
Dec 18 2023

There was a period in my early 20s where I would listen to the album every morning after waking up, partly because “Welcome to the Working Week” is a perfect start the day song, but mainly because it’s wall-to-wall great, punchy songs. An insane start to a career.

Heartbreaker by Ryan Adams
Dec 21 2023

When I was at college, I knew a lot of people - mainly girls I had crushes on - who were really into Ryan Adams, so I spent a lot of time trying to understand what people saw in him. Ultimately I just realized I didn’t like his music because it’s a shallower version of stuff I like better, and this is the epitome of that. It’s shallower takes on the kind of alt-country that bands like Wilco were doing much better at the time. The more energetic rock songs hold up better, and suggest he would have had a more fruitful career if he’d embraced that sense of fun rather than trying to be an artist.

Here's Little Richard by Little Richard
Dec 24 2023

Sometimes you listen to an influential album and you appreciate what it meant but it doesn’t have the visceral impact now, and sometimes you listen to Here’s Little Richard and it still hits like a freight train. Musically it’s all very played out at this point, but his energy and passion transcends the decades.

Dec 25 2023

Even though I am more amenable to prog now than I was as a teen, when I was firmly against anything even remotely connected to the genre, i have never really gotten on with Genesis and this hasn’t shaken that assessment. The musicianship is very good, and the concept is an interesting one, but the songs are not distinctive or engaging enough to sell it.

Blood On The Tracks by Bob Dylan
Dec 31 2023

This was the first Dylan album I ever listened to that wasn’t a best of and it was the thing that finally helped me understand what people saw in him. The music is complicated, the lyrics are intricate and tell such vivid stories, and his voice sounds phenomenal. The only knock against it is that it isn’t quite as good as some of the albums leading up it, which is more just an indication of what an insane hot streak Dylan was on at that point in his career.

Amnesiac by Radiohead
Jan 04 2024

I’ve never been able to love this as much as Kid A, despite them obviously originating from the same sessions and complementing each other. There’s a few stunning standout moments, most notably “Pyramid Song”, but it doesn’t cohere as well as its sister record. It’s still a very good album, but it doesn’t hang with the absolute pinnacle of their work.

Vol. 4 by Black Sabbath
Jan 06 2024
Made In Japan by Deep Purple
Jan 08 2024

It’s probably dumb that the thing that turned me around on Deep Purple was realizing that “Highway Star” was the opening song to the first Rock Band, but here we are. Aside from that, though, this being a live album does imbue it with a ferocity that their studio albums lack (at least in my experience).

Dirty by Sonic Youth
Jan 11 2024
Closer by Joy Division
Jan 15 2024
Chris by Christine and the Queens
Jan 19 2024
Morrison Hotel by The Doors
Jan 28 2024

I have tried so many times with The Doors, but every time Jim Morrison starts singing I just glaze over. The musicianship is pretty good, but I cannot stand his nonsense.

Survivor by Destiny's Child
Jan 29 2024

There’s some filler in the back half which stops in from being wall-to-wall hits, but it gets pretty close. In hindsight you can really appreciate what a seismic impact this album had on the sound of pop music for the decade after it came out. I mean it was huge at the time too, but you can’t really just the size of the impact crater when you’re under the asteroid.

Raising Hell by Run-D.M.C.
Feb 01 2024

The influence and importance of the album can’t be denied, but some of the production sounds very thin and the rhymes are a bit clunky and basic in places. Some of the songs retain tremendous impact - most notably It’s Tricky - but its overall not as compelling as its strongest moments.

The Boatman's Call by Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
Feb 02 2024

This was my gateway album into The Bad Seeds, alongside Lyre of Orpheus/Abbatoir Blues, and while I now prefer their rougher and more violent early work than this more polished effort, it’s still a great work of songwriting. “Into My Arms” is truly one of the most remarkable songs of the last 30 years

The Cars by The Cars
Feb 03 2024

There’s a couple of great songs on here - I particularly adore the synth bridge in “Just What I Needed” - and I can absolutely see why they were so beloved as part of that New Wave…wave of bands, but as a whole it doesn’t really hit for me.

Different Class by Pulp
Feb 04 2024

I lived in Sheffield for nearly a decade, no way I could give it less than a full five.

Face to Face by The Kinks
Feb 05 2024

While this is clearly an important album in the evolution of The Kinks, I like the ambition and songwriting in their subsequent albums much more. Some standouts (Sunny Afternoon remains one of the greatest songs ever written) but the cohesive vision that would soon emerge in their work.

Feb 06 2024

As much as I like some of their songs individually, I’ve never been that much of a Queen guy, and I tend to find their albums pretty grating. This is no exception.

Unknown Pleasures by Joy Division
Feb 07 2024

This was a huge album for me as a teen, and directly led to several friendships when I went to University and bonded with people over how much we all loved Joy Division, so there’s obviously a lot of good memories and nostalgia wrapped in an album which is actually quite bleak and distressing. It doesn’t have quite the impact on me that it had then, but the sheer ferocity of the music and the sense of Ian Curtis being on the edge of something horrible is hard to deny.

Foxbase Alpha by Saint Etienne
Feb 08 2024

Their cover of “Only Love Will Break Your Heart” is the standout for how well it reconfigures the song to make it both eminently more danceable and even sadder, but the rest of the album is also very good, blending a lot of different sounds together to create a pop record that still feels pretty singular.

Blur by Blur
Feb 09 2024

Though I think Pulp’s This Is Hardcore is the better - in fact the *best* - Britpop is dead album, between that album and Blur you have a pretty definitive statement of intent from two bands who benefited from that label and also were determined not to get trapped by it. “Beetlebum” sets the stage immediately with its woozy, burned out on excess tone and lyrics, signaling a break with their previous sound and a more personal lyrical style. The nods to Pavement and similar American acts abound, but on this listen I was struck by just how much of Bowie is laced throughout this, most obvious on M.O.R. which is a deliberate homage to him and Brian Eno, but also on “Strange News from Another Star”, which from the title on down sounds like something Bowie would have recorded circa his time in Berlin. A thrilling record, both within the context of Blur’s discography, which it represents such a sharp break from, and as a record in isolation. “Song 2” may have been overplayed to the point of cliche, but that first blast of distortion still hits like a freight train.

Off The Wall by Michael Jackson
Feb 10 2024

For me, his best album. A collection of great songs that also represent his burgeoning ambition. True birth of a superstar stuff.

Cross by Justice
Feb 11 2024
The Hissing Of Summer Lawns by Joni Mitchell
Feb 12 2024

There’s not a lot of real standout tracks on this, but the mood and tone of it is very intoxicating, and the shifts in Mitchell’s sound to include more jazz influence and different instrumentations make it a rewarding listen as someone more familiar with her folkier work.

Exile On Main Street by The Rolling Stones
Feb 13 2024

I’ve always preferred Beggar’s Banquet and Let It Bleed, in no small part because I tend to roll my eyes at double albums out of principle, but even if this has some of the bloat that turns me off double albums in general, there are so many great, punchy songs on it that it always wins me over.

Kenya by Machito
Feb 14 2024
Elephant by The White Stripes
Feb 17 2024

Not my favourite White Stripes album, but the most important one since it was the record that really got me into them and made me want to listen to everything they had made before and would make in the future (even if that proved to be very short-lived). “Seven Nation Army” still bangs, even if it has become part of popular culture in the most obnoxious way (being badly yelled off-key at sporting events).

Slayed? by Slade
Feb 18 2024

Pretty fun! I’ve always thought of Slade as a novelty act on account of their inescapable Christmas hit, but this shows that they had real chops when it comes to writing entertaining, meat and potatoes rock. Not my cup of tea, but still good.

The Fat Of The Land by The Prodigy
Feb 19 2024

Despite some absolutely seismic songs - namely Firestarter and Breathe - this one has never chimed with me as much as the Prodigy’s earlier albums. The more aggressive sound is just not as appealing to me as the giddy fun of the first two records.

The Wildest! by Louis Prima
Feb 20 2024

I tend not to like this kind of Jazz - I’m more into stuff from the ‘60s and ‘70s when it gets more free form - but this is a lot of fun. So many iconic songs played with verve.

Yeezus by Kanye West
Feb 29 2024

This was the last album from Kanye that I really dug, and even with everything that has happened with him since - artistically, personally, politically - it remains a bracing and thrilling record.

The Stranger by Billy Joel
Mar 02 2024

Confirmed my general impression of Billy Joel, which is that when he’s writing really specific story songs, he’s great, when he’s writing more generic pop he writes the most vapid pablum.

No Other by Gene Clark
Mar 04 2024

[Paul Rudd as John Lennon voice] Greeeeat record

Kenza by Khaled
Mar 10 2024
Dust by Screaming Trees
Mar 18 2024
Tusk by Fleetwood Mac
Mar 24 2024

The only knock against this album is that it isn’t Rumours, which is also true of every other album.

Truth by Jeff Beck
Mar 29 2024
1989 by Taylor Swift
Mar 30 2024
Stand! by Sly & The Family Stone
Apr 02 2024
Junkyard by The Birthday Party
Apr 03 2024
Play by Moby
Apr 06 2024
Zombie by Fela Kuti
Apr 09 2024
Gold by Ryan Adams
Apr 10 2024
Ten by Pearl Jam
Apr 13 2024

More like 4.

Darklands by The Jesus And Mary Chain
Apr 17 2024
Tidal by Fiona Apple
Apr 19 2024
Manassas by Stephen Stills
Apr 21 2024
Thriller by Michael Jackson
Apr 24 2024

Real shame that he was a monster, because this is truly the perfect pop album.

Funeral by Arcade Fire
Apr 27 2024
Bookends by Simon & Garfunkel
May 08 2024
Murmur by R.E.M.
May 19 2024
S&M by Metallica
May 20 2024

Half this album is beautiful reinterpretation of great songs, while the other half is songs that were bad to begin with and are not improved by having strings thrown on. Skip every track from Load or Reload and you’ve got a classic.

Surfer Rosa by Pixies
May 27 2024

Probably one of the four or five most important albums in my life. There’s scores of bands I wouldn’t have discovered if I hadn’t listened to this at 16 and investigated more bands with a similar sound, multiple decades-long friendships that were made and enriched by being fans of Pixies and this album in particular, and also the songs just whip.

Dirt by Alice In Chains
May 31 2024
Pearl by Janis Joplin
Jun 01 2024
Antichrist Superstar by Marilyn Manson
Jun 14 2024

As an adolescent/teen I would feel bad about disliking Manson’s music because I thought it meant I was too soft for metal or something, but listening to it now I’m gratified to discover that it’s just bad. “Beautiful People” unfortunately still slaps, but the rest is posturing, tedious stuff.

Tommy by The Who
Jun 15 2024

This has always been for me the ultimate example of how strict adherence to the concept album form harms the work. There’s some incredible songwriting here and a compelling story that is well-told, weighed down by a lot of filler songs that stop it short of perfection.

Jun 16 2024

I can understand why this was met with confusion and hostility when it came out since it’s so different to what people would have expected from Crosby, but as an almost wordless expression of grief, I think it creates an incredible atmosphere.

Jun 17 2024

Always nice to listen to an album by a band who I know for one or two good songs and discover that, shockingly, they have a bunch of other good songs as well. Wonderful mix of bombastic synth pop and more ethereal moods.

25 by Adele
Jun 22 2024
So by Peter Gabriel
Jun 26 2024
Pump by Aerosmith
Jul 10 2024
1977 by Ash
Jul 12 2024
Vivid by Living Colour
Jul 19 2024
Remedy by Basement Jaxx
Aug 05 2024
Dummy by Portishead
Aug 10 2024
The Man Machine by Kraftwerk
Aug 14 2024

It’s a tremendous compliment to the strength of Kraftwerk’s discography that I saw this come up, thought “oh, one of their lesser albums” and then was subsequently reminded that it’s basically nothing but bangers. The purest and most danceable distillation of their whole aesthetic.

Aug 20 2024

This is basically a four star album and a six star album back to back, and which is which changes every time I listen to it. This time Speakerboxxx was the six star.

Mask by Bauhaus
Aug 21 2024
Cut by The Slits
Aug 26 2024
Eagles by Eagles
Aug 27 2024

I can excuse music being bad, but not being boring.

xx by The xx
Sep 02 2024
Groovin' by The Young Rascals
Sep 13 2024
Aja by Steely Dan
Sep 15 2024
Guero by Beck
Sep 20 2024
Low by David Bowie
Sep 21 2024
Idlewild by Everything But The Girl
Oct 03 2024
Goo by Sonic Youth
Oct 07 2024
Green by R.E.M.
Oct 09 2024
War by U2
Nov 01 2024
1984 by Van Halen
Nov 02 2024
Debut by Björk
Nov 08 2024
Blood Sugar Sex Magik by Red Hot Chili Peppers
Nov 14 2024

One of the most powerfully stupid records ever made.

Nixon by Lambchop
Nov 20 2024
Dookie by Green Day
Nov 24 2024
Scott 4 by Scott Walker
Dec 11 2024
In Utero by Nirvana
Dec 21 2024

It will forever be bookended and overshadowed by Nevermind and Kurt’s death, which is a shame considering this, for me, is Nirvana’s best record. A spiky, introspective record that manages to walk the almost impossible balance act between attacking the idea of making a record for a mass audience while also making a bunch of really catchy, unforgettable songs. A miracle.

Dec 30 2024

Smooth beats and a nice workout for my extremely rudimentary French. Going to have to check out more of his work.

Dire Straits by Dire Straits
Jan 12 2025

I can’t believe someone would willingly make music this boring. The first time he tried to write a song, Mark Knopfler should have put down his guitar in shame and lived a quiet, unassuming life as a monk to atone.

Tical by Method Man
Jan 13 2025
OK Computer by Radiohead
Jan 14 2025

As much as I love Radiohead in general, and how important this record was to me as a teenager first getting into music, I now find the experimentation of it more frustrating than exciting, and can’t help but think of it as a stepping stone between two more exciting albums.

Frank by Amy Winehouse
Jan 17 2025
Faith by George Michael
Jan 19 2025
Led Zeppelin III by Led Zeppelin
Jan 20 2025

As with a lot of Zeppelin albums, this is a mix of some of the greatest, most totemic songs in all of the rock canon, mixed in with songs so forgettable that they always seem new to me.

3 + 3 by The Isley Brothers
Jan 21 2025
Jan 28 2025

Korn were never one of my bands since nu-metal as a genre really didn’t do anything for me (with the notable exceptions of System of a Down and Deftones) but “Freak on a Leash” is pretty undeniable. The problem is that nothing on the album really comes close, so it all feels pretty samey. Very bracing way to start the day, though.

GI by Germs
Feb 02 2025
...Baby One More Time by Britney Spears
Feb 05 2025

Buoyed somewhat by four absolutely titanic songs, but even the album tracks have a fizz and charm to them that is undeniable.

Stripped by Christina Aguilera
Feb 10 2025
Ace of Spades by Motörhead
Feb 16 2025

None of the songs come close to touching the title track, which is one of the best dumb rock songs ever written, but they manage to maintain its relentless energy and play well within the restrictions of Lemmy’s extremely limited range.

Third by Soft Machine
Feb 22 2025
2112 by Rush
Feb 26 2025

No band better fits the idea of “clearly very talented musicians, but not for me” than Rush. If only they made songs I liked.

Scott 2 by Scott Walker
Mar 04 2025
Oar by Alexander 'Skip' Spence
Apr 03 2025
Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness by The Smashing Pumpkins
Apr 04 2025

The platonic ideal of a 3-star album that could easily by 5-star if it was half the length (or maybe 30% of the length considering how many of the longer song drag). Some of the best songs of Billy Corgan’s career, and all time frankly, mixed in with a lot of forgettable half-formed ideas.

Casanova by The Divine Comedy
Apr 05 2025
Third by Portishead
Apr 23 2025
Drunk by Thundercat
Apr 24 2025
Deja Vu by Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young
Apr 29 2025
School's Out by Alice Cooper
May 26 2025

As someone who only really knows Alice Cooper from his hits (and his excellent appearance in Wayne’s World) and tended to view him as extremely boring, I was pleasantly surprised by how odd and digressive this album is, playing with a bunch of difference sounds and genres from psych rock to Broadway. That same scattershot approach prevents it from being particularly good, but it is at the very least interesting.

Brothers by The Black Keys
May 27 2025
Tarkus by Emerson, Lake & Palmer
May 28 2025
Superfly by Curtis Mayfield
May 31 2025
The Message by Grandmaster Flash & The Furious Five
Jun 04 2025

Most of the album consists of very charming R&B and primitive rap that feels of a piece with what a lot of other pioneers were doing at the time, then “The Message” itself plays and it feels like a transmission from an entirely other dimension.

Want One by Rufus Wainwright
Jun 06 2025

Was really excited to revisit this one until I remembered that the songs I really like from this period of Rufus’ career are all on Want Two. Still good though.

Savane by Ali Farka Touré
Jun 07 2025
Trio by Dolly Parton
Jun 10 2025
Rio by Duran Duran
Jun 15 2025
A Little Deeper by Ms. Dynamite
Jul 03 2025

I remember being so excited when this won the Mercury since the singles sounded so unlike anything that was going on in UK pop at the time. Listening to it now, it still sounds distinctive and several of the songs are fantastic, but the moralizing in many of the lyrics now come off as a very naive.

Phaedra by Tangerine Dream
Jul 11 2025
69 Love Songs by The Magnetic Fields
Jul 28 2025

The only triple album I would ever willingly subject myself to in its entirety, and have done so on multiple occasions. A beautiful collection of lovely, funny, playful songs, none of which overstay their welcome.

Fever To Tell by Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Aug 10 2025

Potentially my most controversial opinion about this album is that “Maps” is one of the weaker songs on it. By no means bad, and it’s easy to see why it became a genuinely generational rock album, but for me YYYs strength has always been in their loud and feral energy, their ability to capture the feeling of being young, drunk, horny, and ready to fight the world.

Too Rye Ay by Dexys Midnight Runners
Aug 20 2025
Very by Pet Shop Boys
Aug 21 2025
Porcupine by Echo And The Bunnymen
Aug 23 2025
OK by Talvin Singh
Sep 04 2025
Armed Forces by Elvis Costello & The Attractions
Sep 10 2025
The Queen Is Dead by The Smiths
Sep 16 2025

Listen, I don’t feel good about it, but these are all bangers

Californication by Red Hot Chili Peppers
Sep 22 2025

Even though I’m now closer to the Nick Cave position on RHCP, I’m giving this one an honorary three stars for how much I listened to it as a teen who didn’t know better. Scar Tissue is still lovely, though.

Nebraska by Bruce Springsteen
Oct 09 2025
Kala by M.I.A.
Oct 11 2025

Such a shame that she’s insane now, because this was and remains an absolute blast.

Siembra by Willie Colón & Rubén Blades
Oct 16 2025
Shaka Zulu by Ladysmith Black Mambazo
Oct 17 2025
B-52's by The B-52's
Oct 23 2025
Ys by Joanna Newsom
Oct 29 2025
Shleep by Robert Wyatt
Oct 30 2025
Disraeli Gears by Cream
Oct 31 2025

Sunshine of Your Love will always be one of the first twenty songs anyone ever learns when they first pick up a guitar, and Strange Brew is pretty incredible, but the rest of this is interminable noodling. At least it’s short.

Born In The U.S.A. by Bruce Springsteen
Nov 10 2025

Never been one of my favourite Bruce albums. The production has always felt too sleek and it overshadows the actual songwriting, most notably on the title track.

Fuzzy by Grant Lee Buffalo
Nov 11 2025
Station To Station by David Bowie
Nov 12 2025

When Bowie died, I spent the next couple of months going through his entire discography in order to get a fuller sense of him as an artist. Station to Station was and remains my favourite of his record. Simultaneously a transitional work, coming in the middle of his Berlin period when he was experimenting with different techniques for writing music and embracing a stark, abrasive new sound, and a landmark in and of itself.

Illinois by Sufjan Stevens
Nov 15 2025
KIWANUKA by Michael Kiwanuka
Nov 17 2025
Slippery When Wet by Bon Jovi
Nov 18 2025

Dreadful. The three massively famous songs - “You Give Love a Bad Name”, “Wanted Dead or Alive” and “Livin on a Prayer” are passable in isolation, but in context of the album are avatars of the hollowness of the whole Bon Jovi project. A slick facsimile of hair metal with none of the sleaze or grit, empty platitudes and not a single original idea.

Harvest by Neil Young
Nov 25 2025
Boston by Boston
Dec 09 2025
Berlin by Lou Reed
Dec 15 2025
Exodus by Bob Marley & The Wailers
Dec 20 2025
Arise by Sepultura
Dec 25 2025
Grace by Jeff Buckley
Dec 30 2025

While I neither need or want to hear “Hallelujah” again as long as I live, the rest of the album still feel strikingly singular, even considering how influential it has been. For how often Buckley’s keening falsetto and lovelorn lyricism have been imitated by indie bands over the years, few if any of them were able to create albums as feral as Grace feels. It truly sounds like an album he had to wrench out of himself because not doing so would be unbearable.

Live! by Fela Kuti
Jan 02 2026
Bug by Dinosaur Jr.
Jan 07 2026
Rapture by Anita Baker
Jan 09 2026
Brothers In Arms by Dire Straits
Jan 13 2026

I remember reading a (possibly apocryphal) story that this sold more copies on CD than there were actual CD players when it initially came out. That was meant to illustrate how much of a phenomenon the album was, but I choose to believe it’s more indicative of the impacts of lead poisoning on boomers and gen x.

Sister by Sonic Youth
Jan 20 2026
Picture Book by Simply Red
Jan 21 2026

Tried to do go in with an open mind, despite Simply Red being one of my most hated bands since childhood, and got to their soporific cover of “Heaven” before realizing that there was nothing this album could do to be dissuade me from thinking they’re a truly awful band.

Triangle by The Beau Brummels
Jan 26 2026
LP1 by FKA twigs
Jan 30 2026
D by White Denim
Jan 31 2026
Bad by Michael Jackson
Feb 04 2026
Sulk by The Associates
Feb 07 2026
Arular by M.I.A.
Feb 19 2026
Scum by Napalm Death
Feb 21 2026
Next by The Sensational Alex Harvey Band
Feb 24 2026
Roots by Sepultura
Mar 06 2026
Mar 10 2026

Waterloo Sunset does a lot of heavy lifting for this one, closing out in gorgeous fashion what is mostly a collection of the kind of theatrical ditties which are never my favourite kind of Kinks songs.

Your Arsenal by Morrissey
Mar 17 2026

Shame he’s such a hateful prick

Kid A by Radiohead
Mar 27 2026
Bummed by Happy Mondays
Apr 02 2026
Horses by Patti Smith
Apr 13 2026
Loveless by My Bloody Valentine
Apr 28 2026
Devil Without A Cause by Kid Rock
Apr 29 2026

Gets an extra star for “Bawitdaba” which has a knuckleheaded energy to it that is hard to deny - though whenever it starts playing I do wish I was listening to “Down With the Sickness” instead. Apart from that, an abject and awful record. The dregs of classic rock sloshing around underneath interminable lyrics, all delivered with a lack of any insight or authenticity.

90 by 808 State
May 07 2026
Oxygène by Jean-Michel Jarre
May 16 2026
I'm Your Man by Leonard Cohen
May 18 2026

The only thing holding this back from 5 stars is the chintzy production, which has always been my biggest gripe with Cohen’s ‘80s work. His early albums and his later work just sound so much better with a sparser sound.

Movies by Holger Czukay
May 19 2026
En-Tact by The Shamen
May 31 2026
Electric by The Cult
Jun 07 2026

There’s probably a hypothetical world in which someone does a better version of “Born to be Wild” than Steppenwolf, but The Cult is not the band to make that happen.

Welcome To The Pleasuredome by Frankie Goes To Hollywood
Jun 08 2026

Gets five stars for Relax and Two Tribes alone. The rest is just an extra treat.

Shaft by Isaac Hayes
Jun 13 2026
Be by Common
Jun 21 2026
Shalimar by Rahul Dev Burman
Jul 02 2026
Rocks by Aerosmith
Jul 05 2026
Smash by The Offspring
Jul 08 2026
Heroes by David Bowie
Jul 10 2026
Want Two by Rufus Wainwright
Jul 18 2026

Would be five stars for “The Art Teacher” alone

The Scream by Siouxsie And The Banshees
Jul 22 2026
Green River by Creedence Clearwater Revival
Jul 25 2026
The Doors by The Doors
Jul 27 2026

Gets a star for “Alabama Song”, the one Doors song that is preferable to white noise

Ghosteen by Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
Aug 02 2026
Hejira by Joni Mitchell
Aug 08 2026

Cheerleader

Average rating: 3.99 (0.80 above global average).

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