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1072
Albums Rated
3.19
Average Rating
98%
Complete
Rating Distribution
Rating Timeline
Taste Profile
2010s
Favorite Decade
Grunge
Favorite Genre
US
Top Origin
Diplomat
Rater Style ?
78
5-Star Albums
6
1-Star Albums
Breakdown
By Genre
By Decade
By Origin
Albums
You Love More Than Most
| Album | You | Global | Diff |
|---|---|---|---|
| Slipknot | 5 | 2.67 | +2.33 |
| Aha Shake Heartbreak | 5 | 2.97 | +2.03 |
| Deloused in the Comatorium | 5 | 3.2 | +1.8 |
| Only By The Night | 5 | 3.23 | +1.77 |
| In It For The Money | 5 | 3.23 | +1.77 |
| High Violet | 5 | 3.24 | +1.76 |
| Cross | 5 | 3.27 | +1.73 |
| Achtung Baby | 5 | 3.3 | +1.7 |
| Urban Hymns | 5 | 3.35 | +1.65 |
| Bossanova | 5 | 3.37 | +1.63 |
You Love Less Than Most
| Album | You | Global | Diff |
|---|---|---|---|
| Rum Sodomy & The Lash | 1 | 3.25 | -2.25 |
| Imperial Bedroom | 1 | 3.01 | -2.01 |
| A Night At The Opera | 2 | 3.96 | -1.96 |
| Arular | 1 | 2.84 | -1.84 |
| Justified | 1 | 2.68 | -1.68 |
| The Genius Of Ray Charles | 2 | 3.63 | -1.63 |
| At Newport 1960 | 2 | 3.55 | -1.55 |
| Queen II | 2 | 3.49 | -1.49 |
| Paul's Boutique | 2 | 3.47 | -1.47 |
| James Brown Live At The Apollo | 2 | 3.46 | -1.46 |
Artists
Favorites
| Artist | Albums | Average |
|---|---|---|
| Led Zeppelin | 5 | 5 |
| Metallica | 4 | 4.75 |
| Black Sabbath | 3 | 5 |
| Radiohead | 6 | 4.33 |
| Pink Floyd | 4 | 4.5 |
| Kings of Leon | 3 | 4.67 |
| Beatles | 7 | 4.14 |
| Oasis | 2 | 5 |
| U2 | 4 | 4.25 |
| Neil Young | 4 | 4.25 |
| The Rolling Stones | 6 | 4 |
| Pixies | 3 | 4.33 |
| Michael Jackson | 3 | 4.33 |
| Stevie Wonder | 3 | 4.33 |
| Nirvana | 3 | 4.33 |
| The Velvet Underground | 3 | 4.33 |
Least Favorites
| Artist | Albums | Average |
|---|---|---|
| Elvis Costello & The Attractions | 4 | 1.75 |
| The Pogues | 2 | 1.5 |
| M.I.A. | 2 | 1.5 |
5-Star Albums (78)
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Popular Reviews
Willie Nelson
4/5
I thought this would be cowboy grandpa music, and it is, but somehow it made me wanna ride into the sunset and rethink my life.
5 likes
Fever Ray
4/5
Felt like I was being gently haunted by a stylish ghost who just wants me to dance in slow motion.
3 likes
The Rolling Stones
5/5
Great album, but that cover is a felony in some states.
2 likes
Emerson, Lake & Palmer
2/5
Pictures at an Exhibition? More like Pictures of me checking my watch every five minutes. Live albums already test my patience, but this one felt like a very loud museum tour I couldn't escape.
2 likes
1-Star Albums (6)
All Ratings
Dusty Springfield
4/5
Television
4/5
5/5
The Prodigy
4/5
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
3/5
Pixies
3/5
Terence Trent D'Arby
2/5
Beck
3/5
Todd Rundgren
3/5
Elvis Costello & The Attractions
2/5
Paul Weller
3/5
Guided By Voices
2/5
Neil Young
3/5
Genesis
3/5
The Zombies
3/5
Soft Cell
3/5
Ray Price
3/5
Sonic Youth
4/5
Neil Young & Crazy Horse
3/5
Elliott Smith
3/5
Ali Farka Touré
2/5
Pet Shop Boys
3/5
Talking Heads
3/5
Eagles
4/5
Leonard Cohen
3/5
Jeff Beck
2/5
Supergrass
3/5
Jane Weaver
4/5
Bruce Springsteen
4/5
The White Stripes
3/5
Nas
4/5
The Rolling Stones
4/5
The Chemical Brothers
3/5
The Triffids
2/5
Grandmaster Flash & The Furious Five
3/5
The Jam
3/5
Supertramp
3/5
System Of A Down
3/5
Tom Waits
2/5
Leonard Cohen
3/5
Guns N' Roses
5/5
Paul Simon
3/5
Chicago
4/5
The Cars
3/5
Arrested Development
2/5
Common
3/5
The Cure
3/5
Bruce Springsteen
3/5
David Bowie
4/5
Ghostface Killah
3/5
Buck Owens
3/5
Beastie Boys
2/5
Belle & Sebastian
3/5
Kanye West
4/5
Elliott Smith
3/5
Coldplay
4/5
Public Enemy
2/5
Manic Street Preachers
3/5
The B-52's
3/5
Gene Clark
3/5
Peter Tosh
3/5
Stan Getz
3/5
Miles Davis
3/5
2/5
Julian Cope
2/5
Pixies
5/5
Manu Chao
2/5
The Monkees
2/5
Queens of the Stone Age
4/5
David Bowie
4/5
Michael Jackson
4/5
Simple Minds
3/5
Stevie Wonder
4/5
David Crosby
3/5
Beach House
3/5
4/5
The Flying Burrito Brothers
3/5
Dexys Midnight Runners
3/5
Jane's Addiction
3/5
Neil Young & Crazy Horse
3/5
Steve Winwood
3/5
Depeche Mode
5/5
Elvis Presley
3/5
David Holmes
3/5
Malcolm McLaren
2/5
Fairport Convention
2/5
Willie Colón & Rubén Blades
2/5
Funkadelic
3/5
Anthrax
2/5
Janis Joplin
3/5
T. Rex
3/5
Goldfrapp
3/5
Madness
3/5
Bob Marley & The Wailers
3/5
Echo And The Bunnymen
3/5
The Everly Brothers
3/5
New Order
3/5
Funkadelic
4/5
Sugar
2/5
The Byrds
3/5
Leonard Cohen
3/5
Wilco
3/5
Scott Walker
3/5
Neil Young
5/5
Suicide
2/5
Elastica
3/5
Gotan Project
3/5
Booker T. & The MG's
3/5
The Jon Spencer Blues Explosion
2/5
Electric Light Orchestra
5/5
Bon Jovi
3/5
Derek & The Dominos
3/5
Billy Bragg
3/5
Al Green
3/5
Sonic Youth
3/5
Sly & The Family Stone
3/5
Napalm Death
1/5
The Go-Betweens
3/5
Wild Beasts
3/5
The Replacements
3/5
Orange Juice
3/5
Heaven 17
3/5
Beck
3/5
Mudhoney
2/5
Kanye West
2/5
PJ Harvey
3/5
The Chemical Brothers
3/5
Depeche Mode
4/5
The Black Crowes
3/5
Faith No More
3/5
Public Enemy
3/5
Happy Mondays
2/5
Pulp
3/5
The Beach Boys
3/5
The Undertones
2/5
Randy Newman
3/5
The Boo Radleys
3/5
The Pogues
1/5
The Stooges
3/5
Goldfrapp
3/5
Elbow
3/5
Tom Waits
2/5
The Beach Boys
3/5
Queen
2/5
Jimi Hendrix
3/5
Fairport Convention
2/5
Coldplay
4/5
Nick Drake
3/5
Bert Jansch
3/5
Daft Punk
4/5
Ice Cube
3/5
MGMT
5/5
Destiny's Child
2/5
Otis Redding
4/5
Sigur Rós
5/5
Big Brother & The Holding Company
3/5
The Stone Roses
5/5
Elton John
3/5
Metallica
5/5
Marilyn Manson
2/5
AC/DC
4/5
Gary Numan
3/5
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
2/5
Radiohead
3/5
The Jesus And Mary Chain
3/5
Dinosaur Jr.
3/5
Tricky
3/5
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
3/5
Van Halen
3/5
The Young Rascals
3/5
Alexander 'Skip' Spence
3/5
The Stooges
3/5
Led Zeppelin
5/5
James Brown
2/5
The Crusaders
3/5
Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
3/5
Jimi Hendrix
4/5
XTC
3/5
Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young
4/5
Throwing Muses
2/5
Britney Spears
3/5
Beatles
4/5
Steely Dan
4/5
Talking Heads
3/5
Simply Red
3/5
The Smiths
3/5
Everything But The Girl
3/5
Little Richard
3/5
Peter Gabriel
3/5
Talking Heads
4/5
Merle Haggard
3/5
Fiona Apple
3/5
Cat Stevens
3/5
Madonna
3/5
Beastie Boys
3/5
Nirvana
4/5
Culture Club
3/5
Madonna
3/5
The Waterboys
4/5
DJ Shadow
3/5
Leonard Cohen
3/5
Aretha Franklin
4/5
Iggy Pop
3/5
The Cure
4/5
Sly & The Family Stone
3/5
Pantera
4/5
Frank Sinatra
3/5
Talk Talk
3/5
5/5
The Flaming Lips
4/5
Pulp
3/5
Peter Frampton
3/5
Love
3/5
Tina Turner
3/5
Kraftwerk
3/5
Jurassic 5
3/5
Minor Threat
2/5
Johnny Cash
3/5
M.I.A.
2/5
John Grant
3/5
Spacemen 3
3/5
Incubus
3/5
Amy Winehouse
4/5
3/5
Bad Brains
3/5
Gorillaz
3/5
Bruce Springsteen
3/5
David Bowie
3/5
Manic Street Preachers
3/5
Arcade Fire
3/5
Sex Pistols
4/5
Siouxsie And The Banshees
3/5
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
3/5
Femi Kuti
3/5
Gil Scott-Heron
4/5
Aerosmith
3/5
Aphex Twin
3/5
Solomon Burke
3/5
Eminem
3/5
Living Colour
3/5
Pink Floyd
5/5
N.W.A.
3/5
OutKast
4/5
Wu-Tang Clan
4/5
Bob Dylan
3/5
Weather Report
3/5
Deerhunter
3/5
Suzanne Vega
3/5
Syd Barrett
2/5
The La's
3/5
Isaac Hayes
4/5
Beatles
4/5
Fishbone
2/5
Metallica
5/5
The xx
4/5
Fugazi
3/5
Elton John
3/5
Dion
3/5
Traffic
3/5
Laura Nyro
3/5
Fun Lovin' Criminals
2/5
ABBA
3/5
Badly Drawn Boy
3/5
Paul McCartney and Wings
4/5
GZA
4/5
Deep Purple
3/5
Sufjan Stevens
4/5
Afrika Bambaataa
2/5
Massive Attack
3/5
Cocteau Twins
2/5
Shack
3/5
The Incredible String Band
2/5
Sarah Vaughan
3/5
Black Flag
3/5
Dire Straits
4/5
Charles Mingus
3/5
My Bloody Valentine
4/5
Ramones
4/5
Mike Oldfield
3/5
SAULT
3/5
The White Stripes
3/5
Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band
2/5
Little Simz
3/5
New York Dolls
3/5
Various Artists
3/5
Crosby, Stills & Nash
3/5
John Lee Hooker
3/5
Marty Robbins
3/5
Alice Cooper
3/5
Joni Mitchell
3/5
Dr. Octagon
2/5
The Byrds
3/5
Kid Rock
2/5
Prince
3/5
The Byrds
3/5
Pixies
5/5
Portishead
3/5
Elvis Presley
3/5
The Damned
4/5
Lynyrd Skynyrd
4/5
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
3/5
Tears For Fears
5/5
Public Image Ltd.
2/5
Killing Joke
4/5
Joni Mitchell
3/5
Linkin Park
4/5
King Crimson
4/5
Bob Dylan
4/5
AC/DC
4/5
Turbonegro
3/5
The Blue Nile
3/5
Incredible Bongo Band
3/5
John Prine
3/5
Emmylou Harris
3/5
Bill Evans Trio
3/5
Les Rythmes Digitales
3/5
Lauryn Hill
3/5
Spiritualized
3/5
Sade
3/5
Nanci Griffith
3/5
Deee-Lite
3/5
The Offspring
3/5
Hugh Masekela
3/5
Antony and the Johnsons
2/5
Hole
3/5
Dead Kennedys
3/5
Sam Cooke
3/5
Fats Domino
3/5
Kraftwerk
4/5
Genesis
3/5
Sleater-Kinney
3/5
R.E.M.
4/5
The Temptations
3/5
William Orbit
3/5
Baaba Maal
2/5
Fela Kuti
3/5
Mylo
3/5
2Pac
4/5
Kraftwerk
3/5
Carole King
4/5
Pearl Jam
5/5
George Michael
3/5
ZZ Top
4/5
The Hives
3/5
Tom Waits
3/5
Beastie Boys
3/5
FKA twigs
3/5
Beyoncé
2/5
David Bowie
4/5
Big Star
3/5
Cocteau Twins
3/5
Isaac Hayes
4/5
Rage Against The Machine
5/5
Japan
3/5
Frank Ocean
3/5
Tito Puente
2/5
The Stooges
3/5
The Young Gods
3/5
Teenage Fanclub
3/5
Serge Gainsbourg
3/5
Pere Ubu
2/5
Amy Winehouse
5/5
Mekons
3/5
Randy Newman
3/5
Brian Eno
3/5
Foo Fighters
5/5
Gene Clark
4/5
Yes
3/5
The Killers
4/5
Moby
4/5
Kacey Musgraves
3/5
Earth, Wind & Fire
4/5
The Who
3/5
Bob Marley & The Wailers
3/5
Creedence Clearwater Revival
4/5
David Bowie
4/5
Alice In Chains
4/5
The Flaming Lips
4/5
Korn
4/5
Frankie Goes To Hollywood
3/5
Muddy Waters
2/5
Bauhaus
3/5
Adele
4/5
Def Leppard
3/5
U2
5/5
Ministry
3/5
Talking Heads
3/5
Arctic Monkeys
5/5
PJ Harvey
3/5
Billie Holiday
3/5
Simon & Garfunkel
3/5
Paul Revere & The Raiders
3/5
Scissor Sisters
3/5
Michael Jackson
4/5
Erykah Badu
3/5
Primal Scream
2/5
Elvis Costello & The Attractions
2/5
George Harrison
5/5
Curtis Mayfield
4/5
Janelle Monáe
4/5
Lupe Fiasco
3/5
Kate Bush
3/5
KISS
3/5
Mudhoney
3/5
Rahul Dev Burman
2/5
Sabu
3/5
The Police
3/5
Eels
3/5
Circle Jerks
3/5
Lloyd Cole And The Commotions
3/5
Hookworms
4/5
Massive Attack
3/5
Pretenders
3/5
Sonic Youth
3/5
Björk
4/5
The Rolling Stones
4/5
Ian Dury
2/5
Deep Purple
4/5
Bruce Springsteen
3/5
The Byrds
3/5
The Stranglers
3/5
John Martyn
3/5
2/5
The Who
2/5
Peter Gabriel
3/5
Laibach
2/5
Screaming Trees
3/5
Tom Waits
3/5
The Streets
3/5
Suede
3/5
Gillian Welch
3/5
Death In Vegas
3/5
Yes
3/5
Ash
3/5
Iron Maiden
4/5
Missy Elliott
2/5
Fleetwood Mac
4/5
Beatles
4/5
Lenny Kravitz
3/5
Blur
3/5
TV On The Radio
3/5
Jethro Tull
3/5
Doves
3/5
Kate Bush
2/5
Django Django
3/5
Koffi Olomide
2/5
The Allman Brothers Band
3/5
Johnny Cash
4/5
New Order
3/5
CHIC
4/5
Tori Amos
2/5
The Specials
2/5
Haircut 100
3/5
Nightmares On Wax
3/5
Buena Vista Social Club
3/5
Aretha Franklin
3/5
Roni Size
3/5
Miles Davis
5/5
The Doors
4/5
Ryan Adams
3/5
The Strokes
5/5
Joan Baez
3/5
Lou Reed
4/5
Baaba Maal
2/5
3/5
Todd Rundgren
3/5
Sister Sledge
4/5
The White Stripes
3/5
Ice T
3/5
Mj Cole
3/5
Sonic Youth
3/5
Ride
3/5
Buddy Holly & The Crickets
3/5
Stephen Stills
3/5
The Charlatans
3/5
Run-D.M.C.
3/5
Megadeth
3/5
The Byrds
3/5
The Last Shadow Puppets
3/5
Herbie Hancock
3/5
Portishead
4/5
Leftfield
3/5
John Coltrane
4/5
Elvis Costello & The Attractions
2/5
Meat Loaf
3/5
Saint Etienne
3/5
Nirvana
4/5
Rufus Wainwright
3/5
The Smashing Pumpkins
4/5
Franz Ferdinand
3/5
10cc
3/5
George Michael
3/5
Jimi Hendrix
5/5
Adam & The Ants
2/5
Goldie
3/5
Parliament
3/5
Tom Waits
3/5
Wilco
3/5
Led Zeppelin
5/5
Black Sabbath
5/5
The Sabres Of Paradise
3/5
Minutemen
3/5
Don McLean
3/5
Germs
3/5
Black Sabbath
5/5
Stephen Stills
3/5
Boston
4/5
R.E.M.
3/5
fIREHOSE
3/5
The Rolling Stones
3/5
Silver Jews
2/5
Blur
3/5
Jimmy Smith
4/5
Sepultura
4/5
Metallica
5/5
R.E.M.
3/5
Lightning Bolt
3/5
Magazine
4/5
Super Furry Animals
2/5
Songhoy Blues
3/5
Norah Jones
3/5
Cream
3/5
The Rolling Stones
5/5
Blue Cheer
3/5
Flamin' Groovies
3/5
Bill Callahan
3/5
Michael Kiwanuka
4/5
Snoop Dogg
4/5
Method Man
3/5
Bee Gees
3/5
Morrissey
3/5
Eagles
4/5
2/5
Cheap Trick
3/5
k.d. lang
3/5
Jefferson Airplane
3/5
Echo And The Bunnymen
3/5
Faust
3/5
Wire
3/5
Neneh Cherry
2/5
Pet Shop Boys
3/5
The Disposable Heroes Of Hiphoprisy
2/5
Barry Adamson
3/5
Red Snapper
3/5
Pentangle
3/5
Ray Charles
2/5
Moby Grape
3/5
Os Mutantes
3/5
Basement Jaxx
3/5
Mercury Rev
3/5
Lucinda Williams
2/5
David Bowie
4/5
Harry Nilsson
3/5
Muddy Waters
3/5
Eric Clapton
3/5
Dolly Parton
3/5
The Undertones
3/5
Sebadoh
3/5
TLC
3/5
Digital Underground
2/5
Bruce Springsteen
3/5
Beatles
4/5
The Cardigans
3/5
Frank Sinatra
3/5
The The
3/5
The Smiths
3/5
Björk
4/5
Fatboy Slim
4/5
The Magnetic Fields
2/5
Oasis
5/5
Black Sabbath
5/5
Morrissey
3/5
White Denim
3/5
Ladysmith Black Mambazo
3/5
Blondie
4/5
M.I.A.
1/5
Ms. Dynamite
2/5
Led Zeppelin
5/5
John Lennon
4/5
Radiohead
4/5
Stereolab
3/5
John Martyn
3/5
The Fall
3/5
Lou Reed
3/5
50 Cent
3/5
Steve Earle
3/5
k.d. lang
2/5
U2
4/5
Air
4/5
Talvin Singh
2/5
Alice Cooper
4/5
Joe Ely
3/5
Joy Division
4/5
The Shamen
2/5
Röyksopp
4/5
Violent Femmes
3/5
MC Solaar
2/5
David Bowie
3/5
Björk
3/5
Sparks
3/5
The Monks
3/5
David Ackles
2/5
Arcade Fire
3/5
The Vines
4/5
The Kinks
3/5
Animal Collective
3/5
The Specials
3/5
Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band
3/5
Ozomatli
2/5
The Pogues
2/5
Kate Bush
3/5
Tim Buckley
3/5
Bob Dylan
4/5
Brian Eno
4/5
The Mars Volta
5/5
Bonnie Raitt
2/5
The Youngbloods
4/5
The Associates
3/5
The Police
3/5
Meat Puppets
3/5
Steely Dan
3/5
The Pharcyde
3/5
Rufus Wainwright
3/5
Slipknot
3/5
Justice
5/5
ZZ Top
4/5
Cornershop
3/5
LTJ Bukem
3/5
3/5
Stevie Wonder
5/5
“Hey Stevie, how many masterpieces do you want on this album?”
Stevie: “Yes.”
American Music Club
3/5
Peter Gabriel
3/5
Richard Thompson
3/5
Donald Fagen
3/5
Dexys Midnight Runners
3/5
Stevie Wonder
4/5
Simon & Garfunkel
5/5
The Auteurs
3/5
Robbie Williams
4/5
Drive Like Jehu
3/5
Klaxons
4/5
Echo And The Bunnymen
4/5
Morrissey
2/5
Primal Scream
3/5
A Tribe Called Quest
4/5
The Smashing Pumpkins
4/5
Marianne Faithfull
2/5
The Cult
3/5
Liz Phair
3/5
Le Tigre
3/5
Creedence Clearwater Revival
4/5
The The
3/5
CHVRCHES
3/5
The Pretty Things
4/5
Creedence Clearwater Revival
4/5
Pavement
3/5
The Who
3/5
Buffalo Springfield
3/5
The Cure
5/5
B.B. King
3/5
Waylon Jennings
3/5
James Taylor
4/5
Soft Machine
3/5
Deep Purple
3/5
Fatboy Slim
3/5
John Mayall & The Bluesbreakers
3/5
The Icarus Line
3/5
3/5
Released in the age of Napster, but spiritually from the age of powdered wigs.
Hole
3/5
The National
5/5
Boards of Canada
3/5
Dire Straits
4/5
Spiritualized
3/5
Neil Young
4/5
Fleetwood Mac
5/5
Jeff Buckley
5/5
Hawkwind
3/5
Mike Ladd
2/5
Drive-By Truckers
2/5
Thelonious Monk
3/5
The War On Drugs
5/5
Queen Latifah
2/5
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
2/5
Bee Gees
3/5
The Doors
4/5
Dolly Parton
3/5
Ananda Shankar
2/5
Machito
3/5
Joni Mitchell
3/5
Thundercat
4/5
Jorge Ben Jor
2/5
Pink Floyd
5/5
Air
5/5
Kings of Leon
4/5
Gang Of Four
4/5
The Beach Boys
3/5
Radiohead
4/5
Michael Jackson
5/5
Shivkumar Sharma
2/5
Ravi Shankar
2/5
The Fall
3/5
Van Morrison
3/5
Caetano Veloso
2/5
Paul McCartney
3/5
Count Basie & His Orchestra
3/5
Sonic Youth
4/5
Anita Baker
3/5
Super Furry Animals
3/5
Jacques Brel
2/5
Slipknot
5/5
The Isley Brothers
4/5
Tracy Chapman
4/5
Stan Getz
5/5
Bobby Womack
3/5
Motörhead
2/5
Kings of Leon
5/5
Led Zeppelin
5/5
Belle & Sebastian
3/5
The Notorious B.I.G.
4/5
Orbital
3/5
My Bloody Valentine
3/5
Astor Piazzolla
3/5
Taylor Swift
3/5
Nirvana
5/5
Dinosaur Jr.
3/5
LCD Soundsystem
3/5
Slade
3/5
Brian Eno
4/5
Q-Tip
4/5
Cee Lo Green
2/5
Grant Lee Buffalo
4/5
Gram Parsons
3/5
Madonna
2/5
Abdullah Ibrahim
3/5
Roxy Music
3/5
5/5
Red Hot Chili Peppers
4/5
Underworld
3/5
The Style Council
3/5
It’s like a breakup letter written by a saxophone.
David Gray
4/5
Elvis Costello & The Attractions
1/5
Björk
5/5
Rush
3/5
Nick Drake
4/5
Emerson, Lake & Palmer
3/5
Dizzee Rascal
2/5
Run-D.M.C.
2/5
Dirty Projectors
2/5
Giant Sand
3/5
TV On The Radio
3/5
Doves
4/5
The Divine Comedy
2/5
Kendrick Lamar
4/5
Sick beats so smooth they slap, but Kendrick’s lyrics? Like your wild uncle at Thanksgiving, brutally honest, super explicit, and definitely not for polite company.
The Beau Brummels
3/5
Judas Priest
4/5
Sheryl Crow
3/5
The Slits
2/5
a-ha
3/5
Cowboy Junkies
3/5
Elvis Costello
2/5
OutKast
3/5
Lana Del Rey
3/5
The Band
3/5
Richard Hawley
4/5
Big Black
4/5
The Dave Brubeck Quartet
4/5
Beautiful jazz for people who count in 7s just to feel superior.
Fleet Foxes
4/5
808 State
3/5
Morrissey
3/5
Grateful Dead
3/5
Quicksilver Messenger Service
3/5
Kendrick Lamar
4/5
Musically, it’s great. Lyrically, it’s like someone handed Shakespeare a thesaurus of insults and told him to focus on genitals.
Paul Simon
4/5
Gang Starr
3/5
Everything But The Girl
2/5
Suede
3/5
Kings of Leon
5/5
4/5
Pere Ubu
3/5
Joanna Newsom
2/5
Cyndi Lauper
4/5
Patti Smith
3/5
The Teardrop Explodes
3/5
SZA
4/5
The 13th Floor Elevators
3/5
Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark
3/5
Duran Duran
5/5
The Human League
4/5
Beatles
5/5
Fugees
4/5
Girls Against Boys
4/5
Red Hot Chili Peppers
3/5
Dr. Dre
4/5
Led Zeppelin
5/5
The Cramps
3/5
The Mothers Of Invention
2/5
Hüsker Dü
2/5
Traffic
3/5
R.E.M.
5/5
The Electric Prunes
3/5
3/5
Country Joe & The Fish
3/5
Bob Marley & The Wailers
4/5
Prince
4/5
Dexys Midnight Runners
3/5
The Velvet Underground
3/5
George Jones
4/5
Ramblin' Jack Elliott
2/5
Common
3/5
Carpenters
3/5
3/5
Dagmar Krause
2/5
The Psychedelic Furs
4/5
Miles Davis
4/5
Simon & Garfunkel
3/5
Aimee Mann
2/5
Einstürzende Neubauten
2/5
Prince
4/5
Ute Lemper
2/5
Soul II Soul
2/5
Tortoise
3/5
N.E.R.D
3/5
Bebel Gilberto
3/5
Nick Drake
5/5
Curtis Mayfield
4/5
Steely Dan
3/5
Queen
2/5
Rush
4/5
Ice Cube
2/5
Stereo MC's
3/5
John Cale
2/5
The Good, The Bad & The Queen
3/5
Ryan Adams
3/5
Christina Aguilera
3/5
Venom
2/5
Elvis Presley
4/5
Billy Joel
3/5
The Dictators
3/5
Small Faces
2/5
Ali Farka Touré
2/5
Penguin Cafe Orchestra
3/5
The Coral
3/5
Jean-Michel Jarre
3/5
The xx
3/5
The Fall
2/5
Nina Simone
4/5
Listening to Lilac Wine by Nina feels like hearing the universe sigh! Buckley just turned up the echo.
Christina Aguilera
3/5
Marvin Gaye
3/5
Willie Nelson
4/5
Buzzcocks
3/5
The Dandy Warhols
3/5
Nine Inch Nails
4/5
Brian Eno
3/5
John Lennon
3/5
Neil Young & Crazy Horse
4/5
Alanis Morissette
3/5
CHIC
4/5
My Bloody Valentine
3/5
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
3/5
Blood, Sweat & Tears
4/5
The Soft Boys
3/5
Paul Simon
3/5
The Darkness
3/5
Travis
4/5
3/5
4/5
Kelela
3/5
LCD Soundsystem
3/5
Cypress Hill
2/5
Leonard Cohen
3/5
Robert Wyatt
3/5
The Black Keys
4/5
Lorde
4/5
Can
4/5
Miriam Makeba
3/5
Happy Mondays
3/5
Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan
2/5
Missy Elliott
2/5
Aerosmith
3/5
Pink Floyd
3/5
Dusty Springfield
4/5
Listening to this made me realize: Dusty Springfield was singing bangers while today’s artists are still arguing with autotune.
The Libertines
4/5
3/5
The Roots
3/5
Everything besides 'The Seed (2.0)' felt like musical homework I didn’t sign up for.
Billy Bragg
2/5
It’s the kind of music you’d play to clear out a party… or a building.
The Yardbirds
3/5
Honestly sounds like Roger should’ve stayed in school.
Donovan
3/5
The Mothers Of Invention
3/5
Siouxsie And The Banshees
3/5
If Edvard Munch had a Spotify account, this would be his top-played album.
The Go-Go's
3/5
Listening to this feels like getting beaten up by cheerleaders with tambourines.
Hanoi Rocks
3/5
Jeru The Damaja
3/5
Megadeth
4/5
Radiohead
5/5
Jack White
3/5
Kanye West
3/5
Good beats wasted on a man who thinks he’s God’s mixtape.
The Band
3/5
Starts with Tears of Rage and just keeps on sobbing.
The Weight is the only thing keeping this album from floating off in tears.
Radiohead
5/5
Johnny Cash
3/5
Johnny Cash could sing the phone book and I’d love it, just preferably from a studio, not behind bars.
The Lemonheads
3/5
The Beta Band
2/5
At least they were honest in the title.
Raekwon
4/5
Usually rap loses me, but this one just robbed me and walked off with my respect.
Skunk Anansie
3/5
The Modern Lovers
3/5
Half the time I can’t tell if they’re being intentionally simplistic or just tired.
Santana
3/5
Yes, Santana can play guitar. Cool. Clap clap. But guess what? Just because you can solo for five minutes doesn’t mean I want to hear it. The whole album is basically: solo, bongos, repeat.
Dennis Wilson
3/5
I kept waiting for that one standout song, turns out they all stood out equally, by being forgettable.
The Jesus And Mary Chain
4/5
It's like a pop song got hit by a guitar pedal and refused to apologize.
Slint
3/5
Beck
3/5
Jamiroquai
3/5
King Crimson
4/5
Robert Wyatt
2/5
The Temptations
3/5
4/5
Brian Wilson
3/5
The Velvet Underground
5/5
Dwight Yoakam
3/5
Steely Dan
3/5
The Thrills
3/5
Like a city tour, but the bus broke down halfway.
Emmylou Harris
3/5
Bob Dylan
3/5
Queen
4/5
The Afghan Whigs
3/5
Nitin Sawhney
3/5
Finley Quaye
3/5
Beatles
3/5
De La Soul
3/5
Keith Jarrett
3/5
Concert where the piano hits all the right notes and the audience hits the wrong notes.
Duke Ellington
3/5
LL Cool J
3/5
Ray Charles
3/5
UB40
3/5
D'Angelo
3/5
The Residents
3/5
Justin Timberlake
1/5
Green Day
4/5
Rocket From The Crypt
2/5
The Avalanches
4/5
Van Morrison
4/5
I suddenly grew a mustache, learned to tango and started calling everyone 'baby!'
Elis Regina
2/5
The Kinks
3/5
The Mamas & The Papas
4/5
Holger Czukay
3/5
Tim Buckley
2/5
I went from being happy to sad.
The Birthday Party
2/5
Milton Nascimento
3/5
Crowded House
3/5
Dr. John
3/5
This album is like a voodoo spell - once it starts, you can't help but dance like a chicken on a hot plate.
The Clash
5/5
The United States Of America
3/5
3/5
Ella Fitzgerald
4/5
Iggy Pop
5/5
I’ve never felt this alive! I might just run a marathon... or at least sprint to the fridge.
Jane's Addiction
3/5
Ritual de lo Habitual is like going to a magic show and thinking, 'Impressive, but I still want to know where the rabbit went!
Can
3/5
Great drums, but the rest feels like a jam session that forgot the snacks!
Beth Orton
3/5
Sounds like a really lovely nap I didn’t mean to take.
The Clash
3/5
Proof that yelling, guitar riffs, and chaos can actually be catchy
Def Leppard
3/5
Not bad for an album with one arm in the air and the other on the snare. Solid, but not quite a knockout. Still, props to the drummer for doing it with style!
Love
3/5
Bad Company
3/5
Hot Chip
4/5
Thin Lizzy
3/5
Usually, live albums make me want to hit ‘mute’ on the crowd noise. But Live and Dangerous actually nailed it—great sound, no ‘WOOOs,’ just pure rock.
Eminem
5/5
Proof that my parents needed to hide both the liquor and the CD player
Arcade Fire
3/5
Jah Wobble's Invaders Of The Heart
2/5
Jazmine Sullivan
2/5
Radiohead
5/5
The original anxiety playlist predicting our 21st-century crisis.
The Verve
5/5
Louis Prima
3/5
Green Day
5/5
Tangerine Dream
3/5
Scritti Politti
2/5
Listening to 'Cupid & Psyche 85' feels like being trapped in a never-ending montage of 80s clichés.
Fiona Apple
2/5
Lambchop
3/5
Public Enemy
3/5
The Sensational Alex Harvey Band
3/5
The Jam
3/5
Bonnie "Prince" Billy
3/5
Marvin Gaye
5/5
The KLF
3/5
Rave music for people who don’t like fun.
T. Rex
3/5
T. Rex? More like T. Meh.
Mariah Carey
2/5
It´s like opening a fancy gift and only to find a pair of socks.
5/5
Like a musical walk through a city you can't help but love.
Frank Black
3/5
Maxwell
2/5
So smooth, it might put you in a trance... or just straight to sleep.
Orbital
2/5
Orbital said: let’s make one idea last an hour… and somehow made it feel longer.
The Adverts
3/5
Van Halen
4/5
It's great, but after a while, it feels like the guitar's doing all the talking and no one else gets a word in.
Big Star
3/5
Feels like it peaked at the title.
Throbbing Gristle
1/5
The only thing final about this report is my willingness to ever play it again
Scott Walker
3/5
Joan Armatrading
4/5
Barry Adamson
3/5
Pet Shop Boys
3/5
Shuggie Otis
3/5
Pink Floyd
5/5
The album that makes you question existence and if you left the stove on.
Nitty Gritty Dirt Band
2/5
Burning Spear
3/5
Nothing special, and I don’t remember the days of slavery.
The Rolling Stones
3/5
Garbage
4/5
Turns out Garbage isn’t actually garbage. Who knew? If my trash bin sounded this good, I'd never take it out.
The Who
4/5
Amazing album, but something’s missing… and I can’t explain.
David Bowie
3/5
Brian Eno
3/5
This album is 40% groove, 60% exorcism. I feel spiritually disrupted.
Van Morrison
3/5
Great tunes, but the crowd's louder than my morning alarm. Not a fan of live albums, but if you are, enjoy the chaos!
Grizzly Bear
4/5
Jerry Lee Lewis
3/5
Sounds like it was recorded through a tin can – and live albums? Not my thing. But hey, Jerry Lee's energy is hard to ignore.
Fred Neil
3/5
X-Ray Spex
3/5
A punk rock tantrum – loud, messy, and you’re not sure if you should applaud or call for help.
Tom Tom Club
3/5
G. Love & Special Sauce
3/5
Elvis Costello
2/5
Brutal Youth? More like Brutal me! This is the sixth album I've listened to on this journey and somehow Elvis Costello made it feel like the sixth circle of hell. He sounds like a man angrily reading Yelp reviews over a garage band. I survived, but at what cost?
The Louvin Brothers
3/5
Didn’t love the music, but I respect any duo that can harmonize about heartbreak, hellfire, and homicide.
Sepultura
3/5
Sounds like a rainforest declared war on a metal band and they just decided to jam it out instead. 3/5 because I respect the chaos, even if my ears are filing a noise complaint.
The Gun Club
3/5
Everyone says this album is ‘raw’ and ‘intense.’ Sure, if by that they mean it sounds like it was recorded in a basement during an exorcism. 3/5 because apparently ‘yelling with conviction’ is enough to be a classic now.
Fela Kuti
3/5
This felt more like a jam session you walk past at a festival than a life-changing masterpiece. Solid grooves, sure—but 3/5 for me. I came for fireworks, got an incense stick.
Skepta
2/5
Like being trapped on the London Underground with a guy who won’t stop free-styling into his phone. No thank you, mate. Sayonara!
Mott The Hoople
3/5
Like Bowie fanfiction set to garage rock. All strut, no starpower.
Iron Maiden
4/5
Eddie’s still in diapers, but the chaos is real.
The Who
3/5
Feels like Keith Moon is auditioning for the lead role in a drumming competition no one else signed up for.
Rod Stewart
3/5
Sounds like a drunk scarecrow fell in love and found a guitar. Somehow, it works.
The Sugarcubes
4/5
Growing up in Iceland, this album wasn’t ‘alternative’ it was just what the radio played between sheep forecasts and volcano updates.
Pavement
3/5
Listening to Pavement is like getting stuck in a gray cloud, you keep waiting for the sun to come out, but nope, just more mumbling and guitars that sound allergic to tuning.
The Bees
3/5
If this is sunshine, then I’m the Punchbag.
Eurythmics
3/5
Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This) … and nine other tracks that clearly weren’t.
Fever Ray
4/5
Felt like I was being gently haunted by a stylish ghost who just wants me to dance in slow motion.
Emerson, Lake & Palmer
2/5
Pictures at an Exhibition? More like Pictures of me checking my watch every five minutes. Live albums already test my patience, but this one felt like a very loud museum tour I couldn't escape.
Metallica
4/5
Metallica plus a symphony sounded epic in theory. In practice, it’s just good songs getting mugged by a French horn while drunk fans scream over it. Live albums: where great music goes to get interrupted.
Joni Mitchell
3/5
I respect Joni Mitchell’s legacy. I just don't know why it sounds like light jazz for people who knit their own socks.
Frank Zappa
4/5
This album made me grow a mustache I can’t remove.
Aerosmith
3/5
Every song is basically a pick-up line in leather pants.
The Kinks
3/5
The Kinks really called the album Something Else because even they knew it wasn’t ‘something great.’
The Smiths
4/5
I love The Smiths, but this felt like watching your favorite band break up in real time. And not even in a dramatic way — just awkward silence and passive-aggressive lyrics.
2/5
Live albums are the sound of my patience dying. MC5, I couldn’t hear anything over the chaos.
Roxy Music
3/5
The album is 90% attitude, 10% actual music.
Khaled
2/5
Imagine… if it was way worse.
Butthole Surfers
3/5
I went in expecting garbage and came out spiritually concussed.
Soundgarden
5/5
Soundgarden makes the apocalypse sound sexy.
The Velvet Underground
5/5
Lou Reed really said ‘what if instead of heroin we tried therapy?
The Verve
4/5
This album sounds like someone gave Oasis a philosophy degree and locked them in a fog machine.
Astrud Gilberto
3/5
This album doesn’t take you to the beach... it takes you to the gift shop.
Janet Jackson
2/5
This album marched so I could run… away.
The Saints
3/5
This album is like a Tinder date, good first impression, then straight downhill.
PJ Harvey
3/5
I think this album was trying to hurt my feelings, but I’m dead inside.
ABBA
5/5
ABBA makes heartbreak sound like a Eurovision afterparty where everyone’s smiling through tears and champagne.
Motörhead
4/5
Motörhead didn’t make music, they made legal steroids for your ears.
Adele
3/5
This is the kind of music that makes you feel like you just got divorced, even if you're single.
A Tribe Called Quest
5/5
Didn’t expect to love a hip hop album with a title longer than most IKEA receipts.
Youssou N'Dour
2/5
I respect it culturally, but musically? Felt like I was stuck in an airport waiting for a flight that never boards.
Frank Sinatra
3/5
I get it, it’s classy. But if charm were a sleeping pill, this would be prescription-strength.
Devendra Banhart
3/5
Like a guy at a party who brings his guitar and then plays for himself in the corner for 48 minutes.
Grateful Dead
2/5
Alive/Asleep.
Yet another live album that sounds like a bunch of stoned uncles tuning their guitars for 75 minutes.
Neu!
3/5
Two guys arguing over who gets to play the same riff for 40 minutes. Spoiler: they both win, and we all lose.
Not the hero I wanted. Not even a sidekick.
Nico
2/5
No Velvet Underground, no fun!
Jungle Brothers
3/5
A soundtrack for rapping while wearing hemp sandals.
Neil Young
5/5
This album is what I imagine plants listen to when they want to feel something.
Willie Nelson
4/5
I thought this would be cowboy grandpa music, and it is, but somehow it made me wanna ride into the sunset and rethink my life.
The Doors
4/5
The Doors don’t just open here, they kick them off the hinges.
Coldcut
2/5
Coldcut invents Spotify shuffle 20 years too early and every song is a skip.
JAY Z
3/5
I don’t usually like rap, but I gave this a shot because it’s the Jay-Z album. Sadly, it felt more like a blueprint for boredom.
Christine and the Queens
2/5
Impressive production. Shame about the music.
2/5
If ‘vibe’ was a crime, this album would be serving 25 to life for loitering with intent.
Sinead O'Connor
3/5
Nothing Compares 2 U is incredible. The rest? I guess nothing compares to that either.
Rod Stewart
3/5
If hangovers could sing!
Public Image Ltd.
3/5
If Swan Lake had a rebellious teenage phase, Metal Box would be it, beautiful in theory, but mostly loud, weird, and a little bit terrifying.
The Sonics
3/5
Sounds like a bunch of angry teens broke into a studio, screamed into the mic, and somehow invented punk by accident.
Miles Davis
3/5
By minute 12, I was begging the trumpet to stop. By minute 30, I was begging for death.
Supergrass
5/5
Britpop’s forgotten middle child, still living off the hype of a cool older sibling.
Tim Buckley
3/5
I liked the goodbye part.
The Rolling Stones
5/5
Great album, but that cover is a felony in some states.
Slayer
3/5
Sounds like hell and I mean that as a compliment and a complaint.