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You Love More Than Most
| Album | You | Global | Diff |
|---|---|---|---|
|
Wonderful Rainbow
Lightning Bolt
|
5 | 2.29 | +2.71 |
|
Boy In Da Corner
Dizzee Rascal
|
5 | 2.55 | +2.45 |
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Bone Machine
Tom Waits
|
5 | 2.85 | +2.15 |
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Bug
Dinosaur Jr.
|
5 | 2.93 | +2.07 |
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Reign In Blood
Slayer
|
5 | 2.96 | +2.04 |
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Will The Circle Be Unbroken
Nitty Gritty Dirt Band
|
5 | 2.98 | +2.02 |
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Untitled (Black Is)
SAULT
|
5 | 3.05 | +1.95 |
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Murder Ballads
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
|
5 | 3.08 | +1.92 |
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Unhalfbricking
Fairport Convention
|
5 | 3.13 | +1.87 |
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Ladies And Gentlemen We Are Floating In Space
Spiritualized
|
5 | 3.15 | +1.85 |
You Love Less Than Most
| Album | You | Global | Diff |
|---|---|---|---|
|
Ten
Pearl Jam
|
1 | 3.91 | -2.91 |
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Graceland
Paul Simon
|
1 | 3.73 | -2.73 |
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Transformer
Lou Reed
|
1 | 3.67 | -2.67 |
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The Joshua Tree
U2
|
1 | 3.66 | -2.66 |
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Pink Moon
Nick Drake
|
1 | 3.65 | -2.65 |
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The Stone Roses
The Stone Roses
|
1 | 3.65 | -2.65 |
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Van Halen
Van Halen
|
1 | 3.62 | -2.62 |
|
Bryter Layter
Nick Drake
|
1 | 3.51 | -2.51 |
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We Are Family
Sister Sledge
|
1 | 3.48 | -2.48 |
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Five Leaves Left
Nick Drake
|
1 | 3.46 | -2.46 |
Artists
Favorites
| Artist | Albums | Average |
|---|---|---|
| Radiohead | 6 | 4.83 |
| Beatles | 7 | 4.71 |
| Pink Floyd | 4 | 4.75 |
| The Stooges | 3 | 5 |
| Jimi Hendrix | 3 | 5 |
| Beastie Boys | 3 | 5 |
| Creedence Clearwater Revival | 3 | 4.67 |
| Kendrick Lamar | 2 | 5 |
| Red Hot Chili Peppers | 2 | 5 |
| Air | 2 | 5 |
| T. Rex | 2 | 5 |
| Led Zeppelin | 4 | 4.25 |
| Miles Davis | 3 | 4.33 |
| Johnny Cash | 3 | 4.33 |
Least Favorites
| Artist | Albums | Average |
|---|---|---|
| Elvis Costello & The Attractions | 4 | 1.25 |
| Nick Drake | 3 | 1 |
| Brian Eno | 4 | 1.5 |
| Paul Simon | 3 | 1.33 |
| Orbital | 2 | 1 |
| U2 | 4 | 1.75 |
| Morrissey | 3 | 1.67 |
| The Velvet Underground | 3 | 1.67 |
| The Beach Boys | 3 | 1.67 |
| Aerosmith | 3 | 1.67 |
| Bruce Springsteen | 5 | 2 |
| Belle & Sebastian | 2 | 1.5 |
| Wilco | 2 | 1.5 |
| Suede | 2 | 1.5 |
| Lou Reed | 2 | 1.5 |
| The Divine Comedy | 2 | 1.5 |
| George Michael | 2 | 1.5 |
| Big Star | 2 | 1.5 |
| Scott Walker | 2 | 1.5 |
| Grateful Dead | 2 | 1.5 |
| Dexys Midnight Runners | 2 | 1.5 |
| Emerson, Lake & Palmer | 2 | 1.5 |
| Cocteau Twins | 2 | 1.5 |
| Slipknot | 2 | 1.5 |
| Everything But The Girl | 2 | 1.5 |
| Emmylou Harris | 2 | 1.5 |
| Baaba Maal | 2 | 1.5 |
| The Jam | 2 | 1.5 |
| Pet Shop Boys | 3 | 2 |
| Marvin Gaye | 3 | 2 |
| Blur | 3 | 2 |
| Van Morrison | 3 | 2 |
| Kate Bush | 3 | 2 |
| Bob Dylan | 6 | 2.33 |
Controversial
| Artist | Ratings |
|---|---|
| Fairport Convention | 5, 2 |
| Spiritualized | 2, 5 |
| Tim Buckley | 1, 4 |
| Motörhead | 5, 2 |
| Leonard Cohen | 5, 2, 4, 2, 1 |
5-Star Albums (82)
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The Strokes · 33 likes
2/5
I'm in the minority here for sure but... what's the appeal here? Tonally it's quite monotonous. Sonically, nothing new. Lyrically, hard to tell. The vocals are mixed so far back and the slight distortion on them makes the words just blend into the rest of the instrumentation.
Pretty meh. I recognize a few of the tracks, but that doesn't mean they're good, just that they're played on the radio.
Linkin Park · 16 likes
1/5
I get that this was a genre defining album for the time, but the genre is really bad, so I can't condone these actions.
Van Morrison · 9 likes
1/5
1,001 Albums You Must Hear Before You Die eh?
Well death didn't come quick enough to save me from this.
No stars.
Hawkwind · 8 likes
1/5
The fuck was that?
Pearl Jam · 7 likes
1/5
I don't understand why people like Pearl Jam.
1-Star Albums (137)
All Ratings
Electric Light Orchestra
3/5
Björk
4/5
Incredible Bongo Band
2/5
This is absurd
Jorge Ben Jor
3/5
The Smiths
5/5
Elliott Smith
5/5
Burning Spear
2/5
Booker T. & The MG's
4/5
Leonard Cohen
5/5
Steely Dan
3/5
Kendrick Lamar
5/5
Antony and the Johnsons
4/5
Basement Jaxx
4/5
Dinosaur Jr.
5/5
Belle & Sebastian
2/5
Just can't get into B&S
The Stooges
5/5
David Bowie
2/5
Digital Underground
2/5
Didn't age well
Morrissey
2/5
Bob Marley & The Wailers
2/5
4/5
The Mars Volta
5/5
Radiohead
4/5
Neil Young
4/5
Depeche Mode
3/5
Beatles
5/5
The Waterboys
3/5
Like if Bob Dylan was born on the Titanic and also interesting.
Hawkwind
1/5
The fuck was that?
Little Richard
4/5
The Byrds
3/5
Nas
5/5
The Notorious B.I.G.
4/5
The Blue Nile
2/5
Didn't get it at all
1/5
Doesn't exist on Apple Music
Van Halen
1/5
It would be good if it didn't suck.
Charles Mingus
5/5
Al Green
4/5
Missy Elliott
4/5
Iggy Pop
1/5
Stan Getz
2/5
Röyksopp
2/5
The Specials
2/5
Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band
4/5
Hole
3/5
50 Cent
4/5
The Pogues
4/5
Wilco
2/5
Ice Cube
4/5
Richard Hawley
2/5
Talking Heads
4/5
Beck
3/5
Bon Jovi
2/5
Randy Newman
2/5
The Jon Spencer Blues Explosion
1/5
Red Hot Chili Peppers
5/5
Suede
1/5
Wtf was that?
Elton John
3/5
Coldplay
4/5
Badly Drawn Boy
4/5
Adele
4/5
Nick Drake
1/5
Heaven 17
2/5
Marty Robbins
3/5
Portishead
5/5
Queen
4/5
Herbie Hancock
5/5
Faust
1/5
Devendra Banhart
1/5
Alexander 'Skip' Spence
1/5
Pavement
3/5
Sonic Youth
4/5
Queen
2/5
Creedence Clearwater Revival
4/5
Bruce Springsteen
1/5
The Allman Brothers Band
2/5
Green Day
5/5
Def Leppard
3/5
Not as bad as I thought, but not really my thing either.
Bob Dylan
2/5
Morrissey
2/5
Various Artists
1/5
Steely Dan
4/5
Les Rythmes Digitales
1/5
My Bloody Valentine
3/5
AC/DC
2/5
Tom Waits
4/5
Lou Reed
1/5
Mylo
2/5
Syd Barrett
1/5
The Jesus And Mary Chain
4/5
Taylor Swift
4/5
Led Zeppelin
3/5
The Gun Club
2/5
Metallica
3/5
The Sabres Of Paradise
2/5
3/5
Kendrick Lamar
5/5
Drive-By Truckers
2/5
Drive-By Truckers HAVE good albums, this is not one of them.
Ali Farka Touré
2/5
Little Simz
4/5
ABBA
3/5
The Chemical Brothers
2/5
Adele
3/5
Hüsker Dü
3/5
3/5
Supergrass
3/5
A Tribe Called Quest
5/5
Bob Dylan
2/5
Mudhoney
3/5
The Who
4/5
Louis Prima
4/5
The Band
4/5
The Monks
2/5
Flamin' Groovies
2/5
Depeche Mode
3/5
Radiohead
5/5
Isaac Hayes
3/5
Creedence Clearwater Revival
5/5
Deep Purple
2/5
4/5
The Rolling Stones
3/5
David Gray
2/5
Pearl Jam
1/5
I don't understand why people like Pearl Jam.
Funkadelic
4/5
The Velvet Underground
2/5
Q-Tip
2/5
Traffic
2/5
The Replacements
2/5
Steely Dan
2/5
Buck Owens
3/5
Green Day
4/5
Teenage Fanclub
3/5
Miles Davis
4/5
The Clash
4/5
The Verve
3/5
Arrested Development
4/5
Amy Winehouse
5/5
Pulp
4/5
De La Soul
5/5
Michael Jackson
4/5
Curtis Mayfield
4/5
SAULT
5/5
Throwing Muses
3/5
Jimi Hendrix
5/5
Red Hot Chili Peppers
5/5
Iron Maiden
2/5
Fiona Apple
2/5
Duran Duran
3/5
The Black Keys
5/5
Bruce Springsteen
3/5
Madonna
3/5
Tom Waits
3/5
Genesis
4/5
Bauhaus
2/5
The Who
3/5
Aphex Twin
4/5
Massive Attack
4/5
Michael Jackson
4/5
Sheryl Crow
2/5
The Go-Betweens
2/5
Fleetwood Mac
4/5
Led Zeppelin
5/5
David Bowie
4/5
Linkin Park
1/5
I get that this was a genre defining album for the time, but the genre is really bad, so I can't condone these actions.
Koffi Olomide
2/5
Beatles
5/5
The Who
2/5
Nirvana
5/5
Mj Cole
2/5
The Specials
2/5
Billie Holiday
3/5
Elliott Smith
3/5
Frank Sinatra
4/5
R.E.M.
4/5
Dire Straits
3/5
Joni Mitchell
3/5
R.E.M.
4/5
Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
3/5
The Flaming Lips
4/5
The Crusaders
2/5
The band who started elevator music I guess?
The Smashing Pumpkins
5/5
The Stooges
5/5
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
4/5
The Beach Boys
2/5
The more I’ve tried to like Pet Sounds over the years, the more I don’t get it. It’s aggressively okay?
Peter Tosh
2/5
I knew what the album would sound like just from the title.
Robert Wyatt
3/5
I don’t love it, but there’s a lot to unpack here. I’ll give it another few listens but I can see why people wouldn’t be into this.
Lorde
1/5
This feels like a record exec justifying an expensive studio. I don’t get the appeal of all high-mid, breathy vocals.
Sly & The Family Stone
4/5
Ice Cube
2/5
The Adverts
2/5
Elastica
3/5
Black Sabbath
3/5
Fleet Foxes
4/5
Neneh Cherry
2/5
Bill Callahan
4/5
GZA
3/5
Paul McCartney and Wings
2/5
No doubt there are some absolute legendary bangers on here, but as a cohesive album this just doesn't cut it. It feels like a bunch of randomly thrown together songs that Paul McCartney maybe let some other people help with? Idk I don't get the hype.
Fiona Apple
2/5
The Streets
1/5
This album reminds me of that friend who asks, "HAVE YOU HEARD *song you've never heard of*?!?! IT'S SO FUNNY" and then proceeds to show you YouTube clips of whatever the fuck. I guess it's funny, maybe if you like stuff that sucks.
David Bowie
4/5
The Divine Comedy
1/5
Nothing funny about this.
Creedence Clearwater Revival
5/5
Moby
4/5
The Byrds
3/5
Eminem
4/5
Leonard Cohen
2/5
Leonard Cohen songs are meant to be covered, not listened to by the original artist.
Stevie Wonder
4/5
3/5
Ananda Shankar
1/5
Common
2/5
The Hives
3/5
Justice
3/5
Rage Against The Machine
5/5
What did you think we were raging against? The toaster?
Laibach
3/5
ABBA
2/5
The xx
4/5
Beatles
5/5
This has always been my favourite Beatles album. Dang heck yeah.
Dire Straits
2/5
Pet Shop Boys
2/5
The Byrds
3/5
George Michael
1/5
Marvin Gaye
2/5
Buddy Holly & The Crickets
3/5
Pantera
4/5
Bad Brains
3/5
Drive Like Jehu
4/5
The Band
3/5
Jefferson Airplane
4/5
The Who
3/5
Rush
4/5
Aerosmith
2/5
4/5
Fleetwood Mac
5/5
Peter Frampton
4/5
The Beau Brummels
1/5
Fairport Convention
5/5
Ali Farka Touré
4/5
Where the hell did this come from? This was fan-fuckin-tastic!
The Go-Go's
4/5
Talking Heads
3/5
Bonnie Raitt
3/5
Alice In Chains
2/5
That song about the Rooster really sucks.
OutKast
5/5
Public Enemy
5/5
Ravi Shankar
3/5
It's probably my western biases, but I can't really differentiate between all the songs on this album and when I say songs, I mean 10+ minute solos.
I thought it was very cool how he explains the differences between western music and the Hindustani that he was playing.
I'll listen to this again, for sure.
John Coltrane
5/5
Well I can't say anything new about this album. It fuckin' slaps.
M.I.A.
4/5
A Tribe Called Quest
4/5
The Kinks
2/5
The Strokes
2/5
I'm in the minority here for sure but... what's the appeal here? Tonally it's quite monotonous. Sonically, nothing new. Lyrically, hard to tell. The vocals are mixed so far back and the slight distortion on them makes the words just blend into the rest of the instrumentation.
Pretty meh. I recognize a few of the tracks, but that doesn't mean they're good, just that they're played on the radio.
The Cars
3/5
The Associates
1/5
Somehow all the worst parts of 80's music got amalgamated into a single album and then I had to listen to it.
Aerosmith
2/5
Jane Weaver
4/5
Wilco
1/5
Sister Sledge
1/5
Disco sucked. It still sucks, but it sucked too.
The Roots
3/5
Kid Rock
1/5
Ghostface Killah
2/5
Lauryn Hill
3/5
Fats Domino
4/5
David Bowie
4/5
Lucinda Williams
2/5
Not sure that I HAD to listen to that, it was okay I guess but nothing extraordinary.
David Bowie
2/5
The Doors
4/5
B.B. King
4/5
Neil Young
4/5
Echo And The Bunnymen
3/5
The Sugarcubes
3/5
The Doors
2/5
Paul Simon
2/5
k.d. lang
3/5
The Undertones
2/5
Beastie Boys
5/5
Daft Punk
5/5
2/5
Bebel Gilberto
2/5
Suicide
2/5
Neil Young & Crazy Horse
4/5
Parliament
2/5
Crosby, Stills & Nash
2/5
Billy Bragg
1/5
Os Mutantes
2/5
The Smiths
2/5
Alanis Morissette
4/5
James Brown
2/5
Supergrass
4/5
UB40
1/5
Big Star
1/5
Yawn.
Solomon Burke
3/5
JAY Z
3/5
The The
2/5
Culture Club
1/5
The Chemical Brothers
4/5
Nick Drake
1/5
What a snooze fest.
Black Sabbath
4/5
Common
2/5
Milton Nascimento
2/5
The Killers
2/5
Apart from the singles that the whole world knows, it's a pretty ho-hum album.
The Rolling Stones
2/5
Sam Cooke
4/5
The Residents
1/5
Spiritualized
2/5
Jungle Brothers
2/5
Blur
2/5
Muddy Waters
2/5
The harmonica player was listening to a different album than I was. Holy, tone it down.
CHVRCHES
1/5
Someone teach the kids how to use compression, yikes.
Prince
2/5
I truly do not understand the hype behind Prince. Amazing performer no doubt, but the music is pretty cookie cutter 80's pop.
My two favourite tracks were Computer Blue and Baby I'm a Star, the least Prince sounding tracks on the album. I think I just don't like Prince.
Robbie Williams
1/5
Well that was a waste of bandwidth.
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
4/5
John Martyn
3/5
Pulp
2/5
Deep Purple
4/5
Dr. Dre
2/5
Influential? No doubt.
Good? Ehhhhh... and I say this as a Dre fan. Listening to it critically in 2023, this isn't really a good album. There's very little Dre, all the tracks are about the same thing (that's kinda just gangster rap though) and like big dicks or whatever.
The production does all the heavy lifting on this album. It still sounds great and reminds me of the golden era of hip hop.
Ramones
2/5
Scott Walker
2/5
The Flaming Lips
5/5
Arcade Fire
4/5
Elvis Presley
2/5
Van Morrison
3/5
Primal Scream
1/5
Beck
4/5
Johnny Cash
4/5
Eminem
2/5
I loved this as a teenager. It's actually not very good. The bangers still slap sure, but the rest of the album kinda sucks.
Grateful Dead
1/5
I'm sure this sounded great in their heads. It's unfortunate that it didn't stay there. This is awful.
The Police
2/5
I liked this album more than I thought I would, but it's not exactly good. If the songs were half the length it would have been an improvement.
Massive Attack
2/5
Kanye West
4/5
The bangers fuckin' slap, the production was game changing but Kanye still Kanye. He's an okay rapper, clever at times, lazy at most. The production is obviously the standout and always has been.
Too bad he turned into such an awful person.
N.W.A.
4/5
Dirty Projectors
1/5
Some of the worst, self indulgent crap I've ever heard. The worst part, is that sonically this album sounds FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC. There are a smattering of good ideas in there too, they just forgot to put them together in any kind of meaningful way.
Plus it's a stupid album name, with an arguably as stupid band name. Would give zero if I could.
Deerhunter
4/5
Metallica
2/5
Bob Marley & The Wailers
4/5
MGMT
2/5
They wrote three singles and realized they had to fill up the rest of the album. And that filler.... hoooooo boyyyy is it filler. Overall an awful album, the bangers slap.
Pretenders
4/5
Queens Of The Stone Age
2/5
I love QotSA but this is a demo.
Tim Buckley
1/5
I'm still waiting for the album to start.
LCD Soundsystem
4/5
Black Sabbath
4/5
Thelonious Monk
3/5
Neu!
3/5
PJ Harvey
2/5
Gorillaz
3/5
The White Stripes
4/5
Jurassic 5
3/5
Willie Nelson
4/5
The Pharcyde
3/5
Tom Waits
5/5
Kraftwerk
4/5
ZZ Top
3/5
Orange Juice
2/5
The Electric Prunes
3/5
Kanye West
3/5
Frank Ocean
2/5
King Crimson
4/5
Ray Charles
4/5
Otis Redding
5/5
Keith Jarrett
4/5
Fela Kuti
4/5
Bruce Springsteen
2/5
'MURICA.
Songhoy Blues
4/5
Garbage
4/5
Lou Reed
2/5
I like Lou Reed, but I don't like Lou Reed albums. There I said it.
Lynyrd Skynyrd
4/5
1/5
Tricky
2/5
Grandmaster Flash & The Furious Five
3/5
ZZ Top
4/5
5/5
Neil Young & Crazy Horse
4/5
The Black Crowes
1/5
Willie Nelson
4/5
The Police
3/5
Billy Joel
2/5
The Smashing Pumpkins
3/5
The Boo Radleys
3/5
David Crosby
4/5
Scott Walker
1/5
Nina Simone
3/5
Simon & Garfunkel
2/5
Nick Drake
1/5
What is it that I'm missing about this guy? Why do people like him, why are there so many of his albums on this list?
Count Basie & His Orchestra
4/5
Radiohead
5/5
Nirvana
4/5
Wu-Tang Clan
5/5
Stephen Stills
4/5
Sebadoh
2/5
Cat Stevens
5/5
The Clash
4/5
Rush
5/5
Tim Buckley
4/5
Lightning Bolt
5/5
Elvis Costello & The Attractions
2/5
90's indie rock from the late 70's.
I will not be listening to Mr. Costello again.
Judas Priest
3/5
The Mamas & The Papas
3/5
Justin Timberlake
3/5
Suede
2/5
Derek & The Dominos
3/5
Supertramp
3/5
Björk
4/5
The Beach Boys
2/5
Yawn.
Fugees
5/5
David Holmes
3/5
PJ Harvey
2/5
Gram Parsons
4/5
Van Morrison
1/5
1,001 Albums You Must Hear Before You Die eh?
Well death didn't come quick enough to save me from this.
No stars.
Sugar
2/5
Ramblin' Jack Elliott
1/5
Abdullah Ibrahim
1/5
Beastie Boys
5/5
The The
3/5
System Of A Down
5/5
Sinead O'Connor
3/5
Björk
2/5
Waylon Jennings
4/5
The Doors
2/5
Joni Mitchell
3/5
Don McLean
2/5
He wrote that one song I guess.
Sparks
2/5
The Soft Boys
1/5
Yeah nah.
Dexys Midnight Runners
1/5
This is one of the worst albums I've heard in my life.
Kacey Musgraves
4/5
Brian Eno
1/5
No.
The Prodigy
5/5
YES. GOOD.
R.E.M.
2/5
Fishbone
2/5
Big Black
3/5
Malcolm McLaren
2/5
Scritti Politti
1/5
This sucks.
Carpenters
4/5
Christina Aguilera
2/5
Beck
4/5
The Modern Lovers
1/5
This album sucks a fat one. Full offense intended.
The Young Gods
1/5
Skunk Anansie
2/5
The Incredible String Band
1/5
Roni Size
3/5
The B-52's
2/5
Fairport Convention
2/5
Oh good, more middling British 60's music.
The Damned
3/5
Emerson, Lake & Palmer
1/5
What is this a participation trophy? That sucked.
Jeff Beck
2/5
I think I would have liked this when I was younger, but now it's pretty whatever.
Cocteau Twins
1/5
I had no memory of listening to this, which should tell you all you need to know.
Radiohead
5/5
Manic Street Preachers
1/5
Laura Nyro
2/5
Cyndi Lauper
2/5
Adam & The Ants
1/5
Love
2/5
Joy Division
1/5
Björk
1/5
Really? This one?
Miles Davis
4/5
Lloyd Cole And The Commotions
1/5
Slipknot
2/5
Belle & Sebastian
1/5
Belle and Sebastian is music for people who find The Smiths a little too edgy.
Thin Lizzy
2/5
Portishead
3/5
1/5
Sometimes in life you ask yourself, "How much worse could it get?", and then you listen to Limp Bizkit's third studio album and every day seems brighter after that.
John Prine
4/5
Equal parts charming and depressing, loved it.
Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan
1/5
The Byrds
1/5
The Style Council
1/5
Pixies
2/5
Sonic Youth
4/5
Sarah Vaughan
2/5
Tom Waits
2/5
Aerosmith
1/5
I'm a simple man; I see Aerosmith, I shit talk Aerosmith.
Earth, Wind & Fire
3/5
Joni Mitchell
2/5
Shack
1/5
Fugazi
3/5
The Dictators
2/5
The Bees
3/5
Beastie Boys
5/5
Black Flag
4/5
Minutemen
2/5
Sabu
2/5
Can
4/5
Crowded House
1/5
Everything But The Girl
2/5
Jane's Addiction
2/5
Pink Floyd
5/5
Raekwon
2/5
Love Wu-Tang, but most of the spin-off albums aren't great.
Happy Mondays
1/5
Bill Evans Trio
1/5
Sufjan Stevens
3/5
Pere Ubu
1/5
Sigur Rós
4/5
Madonna
3/5
Guns N' Roses
3/5
Tom Waits
2/5
TV On The Radio
2/5
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
4/5
Franz Ferdinand
3/5
Peter Gabriel
2/5
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
5/5
Neil Young
2/5
The Coral
2/5
X-Ray Spex
2/5
Slipknot
1/5
Snoop Dogg
4/5
Country Joe & The Fish
1/5
Grant Lee Buffalo
2/5
The Temptations
4/5
The Stone Roses
1/5
The Thrills
1/5
Jean-Michel Jarre
1/5
Aretha Franklin
4/5
Pink Floyd
5/5
Neil Young
3/5
Stan Getz
2/5
The Cardigans
4/5
Paul Simon
1/5
Grateful Dead
2/5
Air
5/5
Eurythmics
2/5
Motörhead
5/5
Tracy Chapman
4/5
Joni Mitchell
2/5
Joni is a legend no doubt, but it feels like every two weeks is another one of her albums. We don't need to listen to her whole discog.
Plus this one is pretty boring.
Megadeth
3/5
Holger Czukay
1/5
Dusty Springfield
4/5
Grizzly Bear
1/5
They ripped off Still DRE and no one talks about it.
If I had a time machine I would go back and stop Grizzly Bear from forming, because had they not released this album, humanity may have been spared from the onslaught of, "Stomp, clap, HEY" bands that followed. I threw up in my mouth just writing that. No stars.
Penguin Cafe Orchestra
1/5
Iron Butterfly
2/5
Between Iron Butterfly and The Doors, who ripped off who?
The answer?
Who cares.
The Stooges
5/5
Underworld
2/5
The Rolling Stones
3/5
FKA twigs
2/5
Bert Jansch
4/5
Pink Floyd
4/5
Ryan Adams
4/5
Dr. John
1/5
The Triffids
2/5
Dion
1/5
No.
Japan
4/5
2/5
The Flying Burrito Brothers
4/5
Santana
3/5
Stereolab
2/5
Bruce Springsteen
2/5
I don't want to listen to Bruce Springsteen anymore.
Lenny Kravitz
1/5
Super Furry Animals
1/5
Oh good, more British music no one cares about now and didn't care about then.
New York Dolls
2/5
Terence Trent D'Arby
2/5
Radiohead
5/5
Hugh Masekela
3/5
Astrud Gilberto
2/5
CHIC
4/5
Circle Jerks
2/5
Sonic Youth
3/5
Steve Winwood
2/5
Fela Kuti
4/5
U2
3/5
Doves
2/5
The Verve
3/5
The Rolling Stones
4/5
Living Colour
4/5
I would have loved this in high school.
Django Django
2/5
If the Beach Boys grew ironic hipster mustaches and took themselves way too seriously.
The Libertines
2/5
You know when you can tell what it's going to sound like by the cover? Yeah, this.
The Last Shadow Puppets
2/5
David Ackles
1/5
Liz Phair
2/5
Funkadelic
5/5
Johnny Cash
5/5
I hate to be predictable, but this really is a 5 star album.
The Undertones
2/5
2Pac
4/5
Not the biggest Pac fan, but I get it. Much better than most of his releases.
Joan Armatrading
2/5
Tracy Chapman, but from Temu.com.
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
4/5
Some of that good junkie Nick Cave.
Willie Colón & Rubén Blades
2/5
Not much of a trombone guy
Red Snapper
2/5
More boring British electronic. You can spot these albums a mile away.
3/5
Kate Bush
1/5
Magazine
3/5
Yes
3/5
Shuggie Otis
2/5
Gene Clark
4/5
Fatboy Slim
4/5
Ute Lemper
1/5
The Avalanches
2/5
MC Solaar
2/5
Finley Quaye
2/5
Orbital
1/5
Soft Machine
4/5
Donovan
3/5
SZA
1/5
Mariah Carey
1/5
The Louvin Brothers
2/5
Cream
3/5
Ice T
2/5
fIREHOSE
2/5
I'm not cool enough to like this
The Human League
3/5
The Lemonheads
2/5
Beth Orton
2/5
Emmylou Harris
1/5
I see why I skipped this before.
Elis Regina
3/5
Deee-Lite
1/5
Morrissey
1/5
I will not listen to Morrissey.
Jazmine Sullivan
2/5
Kings of Leon
2/5
Kings of Poo-Town more like.
Rocket From The Crypt
4/5
T. Rex
5/5
The War On Drugs
4/5
The Stranglers
4/5
Beatles
5/5
U2
2/5
Jack White
2/5
Blunder indeed.
Baaba Maal
2/5
Julian Cope
2/5
Some of the most self-indulgent non-sense I've ever heard. Some of it shows promise, but it's longer than a movie.
The Velvet Underground
2/5
Buffalo Springfield
4/5
Spacemen 3
2/5
Arcade Fire
3/5
The Icarus Line
3/5
Emmylou Harris
2/5
Madonna
2/5
Gillian Welch
3/5
Butthole Surfers
2/5
R.E.M.
2/5
The Beta Band
4/5
Arcade Fire
4/5
Led Zeppelin
5/5
Sly & The Family Stone
2/5
The Smiths
2/5
Frank Zappa
3/5
Wire
3/5
Britney Spears
2/5
The Byrds
2/5
The xx
2/5
Soul II Soul
1/5
Method Man
1/5
Love Wu Tang, love Method Man, but this album is objectively bad
Giant Sand
2/5
Buzzcocks
3/5
Gary Numan
2/5
The National
4/5
Soft Cell
1/5
One of the worst albums I've heard from
Aretha Franklin
4/5
Janis Joplin
4/5
Bob Dylan
4/5
Oasis
4/5
Bob Marley & The Wailers
2/5
Ray Price
2/5
Rod Stewart
2/5
Blur
2/5
Roxy Music
3/5
Public Enemy
4/5
David Bowie
3/5
Hookworms
2/5
Frank Sinatra
2/5
Gang Starr
4/5
Nanci Griffith
3/5
Can
2/5
Aimee Mann
3/5
The Afghan Whigs
3/5
Missy Elliott
2/5
A cultural breakthrough for sure, but why not Under Construction? It's SO much better!
The Cramps
1/5
Madness
2/5
Harry Nilsson
2/5
Incubus
3/5
The Cure
3/5
Beatles
4/5
Sade
3/5
Blood, Sweat & Tears
3/5
Lana Del Rey
4/5
Lupe Fiasco
3/5
Metallica
5/5
Marvin Gaye
2/5
Tori Amos
2/5
Quicksilver Messenger Service
2/5
The Charlatans
1/5
The Prodigy
3/5
Meat Loaf
1/5
Big Brother & The Holding Company
2/5
Norah Jones
2/5
DJ Shadow
5/5
Jerry Lee Lewis
1/5
Jeru The Damaja
4/5
Siouxsie And The Banshees
3/5
Ray Charles
3/5
Eels
1/5
Boston
3/5
k.d. lang
3/5
Brian Eno
2/5
LCD Soundsystem
2/5
Ian Dury
1/5
Killing Joke
4/5
T. Rex
5/5
Solange
2/5
Jimi Hendrix
5/5
Frankie Goes To Hollywood
3/5
Miriam Makeba
3/5
Michael Jackson
3/5
Bob Dylan
2/5
New Order
3/5
Jah Wobble's Invaders Of The Heart
1/5
Einstürzende Neubauten
2/5
Talk Talk
2/5
Paul Weller
2/5
The Saints
2/5
Queen Latifah
3/5
Dolly Parton
3/5
Pet Shop Boys
1/5
Emerson, Lake & Palmer
2/5
LTJ Bukem
1/5
If you gave this more than 1 star you obviously didn't listen to it.
Janelle Monáe
2/5
"Dad, can we get some Beyoncé?"
"We have Beyoncé at home!"
The Beyoncé at home
Bad Company
2/5
2 bangers off the top and then filler. Classic rock album to the core.
Sepultura
3/5
The Divine Comedy
2/5
N.E.R.D
2/5
The Beach Boys
1/5
Rufus Wainwright
1/5
Brian Eno
2/5
Siouxsie And The Banshees
4/5
The Darkness
3/5
Elvis Presley
3/5
Orbital
1/5
Bad. Bad, not good.
OH that's where they got the name from.
The Jesus And Mary Chain
3/5
Blue Cheer
2/5
The Velvet Underground
1/5
Unlistenable.
Cheap Trick
3/5
I don't care for live albums typically, and this one is no different, but it does make me want to listen to more Cheap Trick, so I guess it worked?
Minor Threat
4/5
Fred Neil
3/5
Small Faces
2/5
The Dave Brubeck Quartet
4/5
Brian Eno
1/5
Anthrax
3/5
Marvin Gaye
2/5
Todd Rundgren
2/5
King Crimson
3/5
Fatboy Slim
3/5
Caetano Veloso
2/5
Silver Jews
2/5
Prefab Sprout
2/5
Love
4/5
James Taylor
3/5
The Mothers Of Invention
4/5
Dexys Midnight Runners
2/5
Amy Winehouse
3/5
The Zombies
3/5
2/5
Tina Turner
3/5
Roxy Music
2/5
Miles Davis
5/5
Chicago
2/5
The Jam
1/5
Paul McCartney
3/5
Merle Haggard
3/5
Michael Kiwanuka
5/5
The White Stripes
4/5
Cocteau Twins
2/5
Robert Wyatt
1/5
Girls Against Boys
4/5
The Beta Band
2/5
Jethro Tull
2/5
Like if Zeppelin sucked and also had a flute player that sucked.
Hanoi Rocks
2/5
2/5
Steve Earle
2/5
Eagles
4/5
Throbbing Gristle
1/5
Talking Heads
3/5
Tom Tom Club
2/5
The Isley Brothers
3/5
Run-D.M.C.
4/5
Duke Ellington
3/5
Scissor Sisters
3/5
Foo Fighters
4/5
The Vines
4/5
Billy Bragg
3/5
Goldfrapp
2/5
Simon & Garfunkel
4/5
Nitin Sawhney
1/5
Beyoncé
4/5
Patti Smith
1/5
Baaba Maal
1/5
The Dandy Warhols
4/5
Iron Maiden
4/5
Elvis Costello & The Attractions
1/5
Simon & Garfunkel
4/5
Korn
1/5
Metallica
5/5
Jeff Buckley
2/5
New Order
1/5
Kate Bush
2/5
Suzanne Vega
1/5
Air
5/5
John Lennon
4/5
Straight up nostalgia rating here
808 State
3/5
Femi Kuti
4/5
Dwight Yoakam
2/5
Destiny's Child
2/5
Front loaded with bangers the not much else
Elvis Presley
2/5
Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark
2/5
Too similar to The Smith's to be considered listenable
Mike Ladd
1/5
One of the only albums I didn't manage to push through. -5
Janet Jackson
3/5
Beatles
4/5
Ride
3/5
John Lennon
3/5
Goldie
2/5
Mescalin must have been so fun in the 90's.
Paul Simon
1/5
This list doesn't need the entire catalogue of the combined Garfunkel and/or Simon. Christ.
Stereo MC's
2/5
Shivkumar Sharma
3/5
Thundercat
2/5
Opening up recording technology to the masses was a mistake
My Bloody Valentine
4/5
John Lee Hooker
2/5
Bob Dylan
2/5
Doves
3/5
Like Coldplay if it was good.
I don't think it's good, but if Coldplay was good, this is what it would be.
Prince
3/5
The Kinks
3/5
John Martyn
1/5
Just because you're British doesn't mean you belong on this list
Joan Baez
4/5
Richard Thompson
3/5
Cee Lo Green
3/5
Moby Grape
4/5
George Jones
3/5
M.I.A.
2/5
Anita Baker
1/5
Beach House
3/5
Pet Shop Boys
3/5
Everything But The Girl
1/5
Anything but the good.
The Yardbirds
3/5
Bobby Womack
4/5
Motörhead
2/5
Van Morrison
2/5
I just can't do live albums.
George Michael
2/5
The Teardrop Explodes
3/5
Curtis Mayfield
2/5
Elvis Costello & The Attractions
1/5
Arctic Monkeys
4/5
Elton John
4/5
Jamiroquai
4/5
Traffic
3/5
Cowboy Junkies
1/5
My Bloody Valentine
2/5
Leonard Cohen
4/5
Eagles
3/5
The Rolling Stones
3/5
Leonard Cohen
2/5
John Grant
3/5
Simply Red
2/5
Tortoise
2/5
Roxy Music
2/5
Mercury Rev
3/5
Ash
2/5
The La's
3/5
Public Image Ltd.
1/5
I like shitty music but this just sucked.
CHIC
3/5
Pixies
3/5
Spiritualized
5/5
Elvis Costello & The Attractions
1/5
Just because your name is Elvis, doesn't mean you should make music.
Bee Gees
1/5
Weather Report
2/5
Alice Cooper
2/5
Johnny Cash
4/5
Stevie Wonder
4/5
a-ha
2/5
Donald Fagen
2/5
Nitty Gritty Dirt Band
5/5
Travis
2/5
Queen
4/5
The Cure
4/5
Astor Piazzolla
4/5
Jimi Hendrix
5/5
Stevie Wonder
4/5
Elbow
3/5
Dizzee Rascal
5/5
Manu Chao
5/5
Why do I love this so much?
Led Zeppelin
4/5
Radiohead
5/5
Tito Puente
3/5
Machito
3/5
Bruce Springsteen
2/5
In an album where Bruce Springsteen does his best Bob Dylan impressions, it's about as good as you might expect.
Which is to say, not very.
Kate Bush
3/5
I get why people like Kate Bush
Barry Adamson
1/5
Talking Heads
4/5
Incredibly strong start, weak finish. Sounds like me.
Carole King
4/5
Skepta
1/5
Joe Ely
4/5
Rod Stewart
2/5
Sex Pistols
4/5
Big Star
2/5
Television
4/5
The Psychedelic Furs
2/5
The Jam
2/5
Frank Black
4/5
Prince
3/5
Peter Gabriel
2/5
2/5
Blur is rubbish.
David Bowie
3/5
Mudhoney
3/5
TV On The Radio
2/5
Close but you're way off.
This is mixed and produced very poorly, with some very good ideas lost in the chaos.
Run-D.M.C.
3/5
Pink Floyd
5/5
Leonard Cohen
1/5
The Fall
1/5
Some children shouldn't be encouraged to follow their dreams.
1/5
This must be all over, "Expensive Looking Hotel Lobby" playlists
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
4/5
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
2/5
Hot Chip
2/5
Slayer
5/5
I love seeing what nerds have to say about Slayer. 666/5